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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,409 --> 00:02:41,540 Come on Fernando I'll give you a ride. Thank you Dave. 2 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,120 So you liked her? Oh, I like her. 3 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,060 How did she compare with the women in your country? 4 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,680 The girls in my country don't fuck until they get married. 5 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:18,960 Wait a minute. Are you a virgin? No, no, no. 6 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,520 I fuck chicks. 7 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,320 Oh, chicks. 8 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,200 No, no, no. Chicks. 9 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,280 Oh, no. 10 00:03:27,435 --> 00:03:29,260 Is that all? Is that all you fucking? 11 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,140 No. Um... I fuck chicks, too. 12 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,600 Cheaps. 13 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,880 Cheaps. 14 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,340 Oh, no. 15 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,260 And you haven't fucked anybody since you've been here? Only Manuela. 16 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,260 Ah, Manuela. 17 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,780 She's pretty, huh? No, him. 18 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,040 Him. 19 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,140 Ah, Fernando, you're too much. 20 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,720 I feel sorry for Fernando. 21 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,440 I'd like to get him laid. 22 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:22,390 Do you remember my friend Fernando I was telling you about? 23 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,770 Well, he's very shy. 24 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:30,810 He hasn't been laid in a long time, so he's very horny. 25 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:40,020 And I wondered if you girls could kind of take care of him, you know? 26 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,120 Show him a good time. 27 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,760 Well, of course, David. We'd love to. 28 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,300 Sure, David. 29 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:50,020 Is he as nice in bed as you are, David? 30 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:55,076 Well, to tell you the truth, I've never tried him in bed. 31 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,760 Oh, oh, oh. 32 00:04:58,430 --> 00:04:59,460 I'll go get him. 33 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:08,980 Girls, this is my friend Fernando. 34 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,100 Oh, very beautiful. 35 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:13,860 Very beautiful. 36 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,460 Gracias. Gracias. 37 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,600 Very beautiful. 38 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,080 So beautiful. 39 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:25,360 Very beautiful. 40 00:05:27,865 --> 00:05:28,865 Very beautiful. 41 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:40,000 Nice señorita. 42 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,620 Very nice. 43 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,100 Beautiful teats. 44 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:48,140 Beautiful teats. 45 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,020 Well, actually, Fernando. 46 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:54,980 Yes, señorita. Yes. 47 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:56,840 We were planning on a threesome. 48 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:59,080 It was a threesome, yes. 49 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,380 It was a threesome. 50 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:40,690 Hey, Dave, what have you been waiting for? Got a date. 51 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:43,170 52 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:46,950 Will you be here? 53 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:50,110 Of course, we're the girl. 54 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,460 What is it again for tonight? 55 00:06:55,461 --> 00:06:56,461 Hey. 56 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,820 I thought I'd take her out for a pizza. 57 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,780 Into one of those foreign films. 58 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,800 Then straight home to bed. 59 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,780 Are you planning to fuck her? 60 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,860 Of course I'm planning to fuck her. 61 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,680 Oh, you are very lucky. 62 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:18,750 How do you get them? 63 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,340 Hey, I got a secret. 64 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,640 Hey, Dave. 65 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,340 I also have a date. 66 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,021 Oh, yeah? Where are you taking her? No place. 67 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:36,680 I'm staying here. 68 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,460 Oh, then she's coming over. 69 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,080 She's already here. 70 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,820 There's nobody in the room. 71 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,960 Are you trying to tell me you've got a girl here? She's here. 72 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,360 73 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:52,990 What is this? It's a pussy. 74 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,410 You put it here, and you check off. 75 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:59,570 Fernando, you've got to do better than that. 76 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:04,310 It's going to take you. It's better than pussy. 77 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,430 Fernando, you're too much. 78 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,800 I'd like to pick up something for Fernando. 79 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,091 Just something to cheer him up. 80 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:31,180 Hey, look. Cheap books. Only a quarter. 81 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,980 Sex through hypnotism. 82 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,220 That'll cheer him up. 83 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,220 Hello. Hello. 84 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,220 How are you? Fine. Here's your pizza. 85 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,120 What kind of pizza are you doing? 86 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:14,680 Um, it is tomato and cheese, and... Please, let's do that. 87 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:36,860 Hi, Fernando. 88 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,220 Oh, hi, Dave. 89 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,680 How are you? I'm fine. Hey, I got you a terrific present. 90 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,100 Really? 91 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:45,920 Remember when you asked me what my secret was with women, 92 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,276 how I could get them every time? Yeah. 93 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:47,500 94 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,680 Well, this is it. 95 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:52,900 Sex through hypnotism. 96 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:53,700 Hypnotism. 97 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,220 Can I get a girl with this? You sure can. 98 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,520 You can get them to do anything you want. 99 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:58,740 And this is for me? 100 00:09:58,860 --> 00:09:59,520 That's for you, buddy. 101 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,440 Oh, Dave, thank you so very much. 102 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:01,760 You're welcome. 103 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:02,580 You're a real friend. 104 00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:03,581 You're welcome. 105 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,160 Look, I gotta go. I've got a date. 106 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,340 Oh, thank you. Take care. 107 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:07,880 Bye-bye. 108 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,200 Bye-bye. 109 00:10:34,390 --> 00:11:59,150 Hi, Dave. 110 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,610 Hi, Fernando. 111 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:02,050 How are you? Exhausted. 112 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:03,870 113 00:12:04,115 --> 00:12:05,290 Fucking all weekend. 114 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,510 And I have been studying this book. 115 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:10,970 Oh, yeah? 116 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:13,210 Would you mind if I try in you? All right. 117 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,830 Okay, Dave. 118 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,150 Relax. 119 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:20,430 Relax. 120 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,450 Relax. 121 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,390 And look at the shiny objects. 122 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,130 Hurry, come on, three. 123 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,040 You will be under. 124 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:42,260 One, two, three. 125 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:51,930 Stand up. 126 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,160 Out your nose. 127 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,820 And pull out your pants. 128 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:02,980 I'm gonna fuck you. 129 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:10,380 Stop, stop. 130 00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:12,380 Wake up. 131 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:20,090 It works. It works. 132 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,770 Hey, Fernando, let me see that book. 133 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,090 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 134 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:40,790 Excuse me, miss. 135 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:42,970 Look at the shiny object. 136 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,310 It is going to relax you. 137 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,430 Hurry, come on, three. 138 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:49,170 You will be under. 139 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:53,970 One, two, three. 140 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:55,810 Follow me. 141 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,730 I'm going to fuck you. 142 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,630 I am going to try again. 143 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,550 What are you gonna do? 144 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,910 I call the pizza girl. 145 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,590 Anyway, I owe her money for the pizza. 146 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,350 Are you in the mood for pizza? 147 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,910 No, I am in the mood for a piece of ass. 148 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,700 There she is. 149 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,580 Want another pizza? 150 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,140 No, no, no, wait. 151 00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:35,101 My friend just wanted to pay for the first pizza. 152 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,660 Well, that's much better. 153 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,140 I pay for your pizza. 154 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,320 I put it away. 155 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,620 Thank you. 156 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:48,940 What are you studying? 157 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,620 Oh, it's physics. 158 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,780 It's schoolwork. 159 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:52,840 Would you? 160 00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:54,520 I'm studying hypnotism. 161 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,220 Are you interested in hypnotism? 162 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,360 Not especially, why? 163 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:02,980 Would you let me hypnotize you? I'm working. 164 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,620 165 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,300 I'll give you $20 if you let me try. 166 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:09,880 Will it take long? A few minutes. 167 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,580 Okay. 168 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,400 169 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,740 Sit down, please. 170 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:18,970 Look up here. 171 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,770 Relax, relax. 172 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,030 At the count of three, you will go to sleep. 173 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,850 One, two, three. 174 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720 Do you see? 175 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,240 She's hypnotized. 176 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:49,540 Now you are going to Andres, and we are going to fuck you. 177 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,140 Okay? Oh, okay. 178 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,880 179 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:22,980 I'm coming again. 180 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,240 Okay. 181 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:20,620 Okay. 182 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,840 I got to pay here. 183 00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:26,340 May I borrow from you $20? 184 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:28,300 Yeah, I haven't got 20 bucks. 185 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,840 Oh, no. 186 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:31,380 No problem. 187 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,220 You girl, you are going to forget everything. 188 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:39,100 You are going to forget the money. 189 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:41,450 The fuck? 190 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:43,760 Just get dressed. 191 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,480 Okay. 192 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:16,830 Come in. 193 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:30,910 At the count of three, I want you to wake up. 194 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,350 One, two, three. 195 00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:46,930 Is everything all right? 196 00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:49,580 Oh, the money seems to be here. 197 00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:52,920 But for some reason, I feel like I've gotten screwed. 198 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,640 You work. 199 00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:02,980 Sure did, pal. 200 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,930 Fernando, tell me a little about yourself. 201 00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:18,670 What did you want to know? 202 00:31:19,470 --> 00:31:21,030 Oh, anything you want to tell me. 203 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:24,650 About your family, your hometown, your girlfriend. 204 00:31:26,830 --> 00:31:29,270 Well, I have a fiancé. 205 00:31:30,130 --> 00:31:31,470 I love her very much. 206 00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:34,050 We are going to get married. 207 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:35,270 Oh, yeah? 208 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:37,190 Yeah, she's virgin. 209 00:31:38,270 --> 00:31:40,310 She's saving herself for me. 210 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:44,210 Does she also love you? Oh, yes. 211 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:45,770 212 00:31:46,510 --> 00:31:51,370 Our families arranged our union ever since we were children. 213 00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:53,630 That's beautiful. 214 00:31:54,290 --> 00:31:56,650 That's the command of our tradition. 215 00:32:29,830 --> 00:32:31,030 Excuse me, niece. 216 00:32:32,590 --> 00:32:33,770 May I carry you back? Oh, how nice. 217 00:32:34,650 --> 00:32:36,350 Thank you. 218 00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:39,530 Well, look at this shiny object. 219 00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:42,390 It's going to relax you. 220 00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:47,170 At the count of three, you will go to sleep. 221 00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:53,690 One, two, three. 222 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,740 Now, you carry your package. 223 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,100 Come on. Follow me. I'm going to show you. 224 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:18,381 Fernando, the girls are here, and they want to see your ring. 225 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:19,470 Sit down, girls. 226 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,550 This ring is going to relax you. 227 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,770 Just look at the diamond. 228 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,850 Out of count of three, you will be under. 229 00:40:38,955 --> 00:40:42,430 One, two, three. 230 00:40:45,170 --> 00:40:46,510 They are ready. 231 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:48,810 What do we do now? Sounds nice. 232 00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:50,270 233 00:40:52,195 --> 00:40:57,090 Girls, I want you to make love to each other. 234 00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:52,190 All day, you came on me. 235 00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:53,070 Oh, sorry. 236 00:48:53,350 --> 00:48:54,350 Jole puta. 237 00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:56,390 Pincicabro. 238 00:48:58,890 --> 00:49:11,630 Now, girls, wake up. 239 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,890 That's what happened to you for coming on me and your friend. 240 00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:21,290 Pincicabro, jole puta. 241 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:31,620 What happened to you? 242 00:50:31,621 --> 00:50:34,020 Fernando, I have a business proposition for you. 243 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,560 Really? 244 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,220 My cousin is getting married and they need a photographer. 245 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:39,260 So? 246 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,360 You will be the photographer. 247 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,540 I don't know how to take a picture. 248 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,020 It's very simple. 249 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:46,700 I'm going to borrow John's camera. 250 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,400 It's got an automatic flash. 251 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,560 All you have to do is aim and shoot. 252 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,640 Sounds good. 253 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,760 And it pays $100. 254 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,440 $100? 255 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,040 Now, wait a minute. 256 00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:59,340 That's $50 for you and $50 for me. 257 00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:02,320 Means you are going to do that to your relatives? 258 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,120 It's the snobbish side of the family, and I don't care. 259 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,080 Okay. 260 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,600 Be prepared. Tomorrow is the wedding. 261 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:27,660 Tomorrow is the wedding. 262 00:52:27,661 --> 00:52:30,680 Dave, please call everybody for the picture. 263 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,140 Hey, everybody, come on. 264 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:33,660 Please come here and take a picture. 265 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,080 Yeah. 266 00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,380 Come on. 267 00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:37,900 My love, please. 268 00:52:37,901 --> 00:52:38,901 I would have read it. 269 00:53:01,630 --> 00:53:06,110 Please relax and watch the camera. 270 00:53:14,430 --> 00:53:15,880 Please relax. 271 00:53:17,510 --> 00:53:20,800 Arigato 3, you will see the flash. 272 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:25,780 Then you will be under my power. 273 00:53:30,050 --> 00:53:33,420 One, two, three. 274 00:53:44,450 --> 00:53:47,570 Now you wait for my orders. 275 00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:56,670 You go sit down and watch my camera. 276 00:54:01,930 --> 00:54:02,930 Follow me. 277 00:54:03,770 --> 00:54:04,950 We are going to fuck. 278 00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:08,830 I'll start with you. 279 00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:26,530 Come in, come in. 280 00:54:27,770 --> 00:54:28,770 Come in. 281 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:44,260 You just watch, and you girl give me a hand. 282 00:55:57,830 --> 00:55:59,110 You two, get Andre. 283 00:56:01,050 --> 00:56:03,570 You two, help her. 284 00:56:49,430 --> 00:56:50,630 Move me some more. 285 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:19,000 Roll some milk. 286 00:58:19,001 --> 00:58:21,480 Come here, come here and help. 287 00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:24,680 Sucking and fucking me. 288 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:48,680 Okay, okay, enough sucking. 289 00:59:50,810 --> 00:59:52,580 Let's start fucking now. 290 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,700 Okay, all of you, listen well. 291 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:05,020 What you always wanted to do, do it now. 292 01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:10,320 Fuck and suck without restraint. 293 01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:35,060 I'm exhausted. 294 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,200 You are so rude. 295 01:06:40,860 --> 01:06:41,860 I gotta go. 296 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:47,040 You will wake up when the telephone rings. 297 01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:32,110 Fernando, you're too much. 298 01:07:32,890 --> 01:07:35,970 You know, when you called and woke everybody up, they didn't know what to do. 299 01:07:38,790 --> 01:07:40,664 But you know, I think they learned a very good 300 01:07:40,676 --> 01:07:42,850 lesson because they're never going to be snobs again. 301 01:07:43,490 --> 01:07:44,490 So any problems? 302 01:07:45,370 --> 01:07:47,520 Well, the groom found a piece of ass he liked better 303 01:07:47,532 --> 01:07:49,610 than the bride, so they're going to get a divorce. 304 01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:51,270 I'm sorry. 305 01:07:51,530 --> 01:07:53,110 Hey, better now than later. 306 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,950 So there is any problems? 307 01:07:57,110 --> 01:07:59,437 My uncle, my uncle was holding the camera, 308 01:07:59,449 --> 01:08:02,010 and we couldn't wake him up till the next day. 309 01:08:02,670 --> 01:08:03,890 So here's your camera. 310 01:08:04,370 --> 01:08:05,370 Thank you. 311 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:17,510 I'm going to relax you. 312 01:08:18,370 --> 01:08:21,150 Aracamos 3, you will go under. 313 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:27,450 1, 2, 3. 314 01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,260 Miss, you too. 315 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:36,040 Aichi. 316 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,540 Look at the shiny object. 317 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,980 It's going to relax you. 318 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,520 Aracamos 3, you will go under. 319 01:08:44,521 --> 01:09:01,940 Fernando, you've been fucking too much. You've got to take it easy. 320 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:28,560 Oh, Fernando. 321 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,200 Why David? 322 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,680 How do you feel? Terrible. 323 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:34,720 324 01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:38,061 You're fucking like it's going out of style. 325 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:45,840 You gave me that book. 326 01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:49,020 Well, I didn't expect you to go wild. 327 01:11:49,021 --> 01:11:53,540 Dave, now I have a problem. 328 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,200 What's the problem? 329 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,700 Rosita is arriving today. 330 01:11:59,650 --> 01:12:02,820 Oh, you mean Rosita, the virgin, your bride? 331 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:07,280 Yes, the woman I love. 332 01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:10,620 That's no problem. I'll go and pick her up. 333 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:20,620 Mexican, flight 769. 334 01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:23,460 You take care of yourself. 335 01:12:26,870 --> 01:12:28,540 And you take care of her. 336 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,920 I will. 337 01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:38,460 Fernando? I will. 338 01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:39,900 339 01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:43,080 I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. 340 01:14:45,450 --> 01:14:46,460 What bad news? 341 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:52,760 Your bride, Rosita. She's not a virgin at all. 342 01:15:36,470 --> 01:15:37,700 That's bad news. 343 01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:40,220 That's not all, Fernando. 344 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,520 I also am in love with her. 345 01:15:45,010 --> 01:15:46,040 And I mean to keep her. 346 01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:48,780 She's in love with me. 347 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,620 Well, David, who isn't? 348 01:15:55,270 --> 01:15:56,270 It's a terrible day. 349 01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:06,990 To losing one day, both my bride and my friend. 350 01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:21,320 Dave, take your flowers and leave. 351 01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:27,970 I'm sorry, Fernando. 352 01:16:38,030 --> 01:16:39,310 Nurse. 353 01:16:50,610 --> 01:16:54,450 Nurse, look at my thermometer. 354 01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:58,550 It is going to relax you. 355 01:17:00,430 --> 01:17:01,430 Relax. 356 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:03,750 Relax. 357 01:17:05,550 --> 01:17:06,550 Relax. 358 01:17:08,170 --> 01:17:14,230 At a count of three, you will go under. 359 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,960 One. 360 01:17:18,970 --> 01:17:19,970 Two. 361 01:17:22,290 --> 01:17:23,610 Three. 362 01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:38,900 Nurse, now I want you to fuck me. 363 01:17:40,180 --> 01:17:43,080 Suck me until I die. 364 01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:04,670 What's this? 365 01:20:06,430 --> 01:20:07,930 I don't know what happened, doctor. 366 01:20:09,150 --> 01:20:12,830 Do you have to do this with a patient that's here for physical exhaustion? 23602

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