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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:04,814 Darkness is descending, and The joys of the night are many, 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,973 And we'll experience them All together, my children. 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,710 But first, we have to unleash les Nessman on you in about a minute or so. 4 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,712 To help you get ready for that, 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:17,516 Here's the musical poetry Of brother kenny loggins. 6 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:21,153 ♪ there have been Times in my life ♪ 7 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:26,191 ♪ I've been wondering why ♪ 8 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:30,462 You still there? Good. 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,432 Well, it's a very Flattering offer, 10 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:36,268 But I've got to tell You, I'm very happy here. 11 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,438 Sure. Yeah. We can talk. No harm in that, huh? 12 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,974 I'd appreciate it, though, If you'd keep it confidential. 13 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:45,077 Thanks. Okay. 14 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,313 Tomorrow at noon. Fine. 15 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,515 Yeah, thanks. Goodbye, now. 16 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,822 Well? Are you Gonna take it or not? 17 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:03,795 - take what? - the program director's job At wreq. 18 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:07,565 How did you hear about that? I Just finished talking to the guy. 19 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:13,005 I heard it from their News director. Ow! 20 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,073 Come on, venus, let's go. 21 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:18,502 Les, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't Say anything to anybody about this. 22 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,156 You needn't worry About me, venus. 23 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,614 Besides, everyone already knows. 24 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,782 - how could they? - I told them. 25 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,786 You little twerp! 26 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:31,122 Sticks and stones, Venus, sticks and stones. 27 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,657 ♪ this is it ♪ 28 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,493 ♪ you make the choice... ♪ 29 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,295 ♪ this is it ♪ 30 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:40,498 ♪ the waiting is over ♪ 31 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,067 ♪ this is it ♪ 32 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:45,103 ♪ no one can tell What the future ♪ 33 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:46,504 ♪ this is it ♪ 34 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,874 And now, porker's Paradise sweetmeat treats, 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,642 Purveyors of pork-like Products to the tri-counties, 36 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,711 Proudly present... 37 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:02,888 Les nessman and the news. 38 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:09,327 Hello. This is les nessman With the 7:00 p.M. News. 39 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:12,830 The presidential campaign heats Up as carter-kennedy coffee klatch 40 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:17,002 Concludes clash concern Kansas convention caucus. 41 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,037 But in butte, bush, Baker and brown 42 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:21,539 Blast bountiful Big-business boom. 43 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,842 I'll be right back after These "Meef bressages." 44 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:31,616 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 45 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:35,687 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 46 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:40,225 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 47 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:44,796 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 48 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:48,900 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 49 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:53,205 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 50 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:57,776 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 51 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:01,146 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 52 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:07,186 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪ 53 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,992 Mm. Boy. 54 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,628 "Porker's paradise Sweetmeat treats." 55 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,997 Come in. 56 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,101 Oh, hi, travis. Thanks for knocking. 57 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,470 Somebody gave me a Ham. Big sucker, isn't it? 58 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,373 - yeah, I know. I got one too. - oh, yeah? 59 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,609 Mm-hmm. As a matter of Fact, I think we got 200 hams. 60 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,613 - they're in the storeroom. - why? 61 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,448 Well, I'll let the man Responsible explain. 62 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,018 You guys heard about Venus? Have you? Huh? 63 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:42,754 - tell us about the hams, herb. - venus has got some big news. 64 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,155 The hams. 65 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,558 Okay. 66 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,994 See, I've been calling on The porker's paradise people 67 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,041 For about, I don't Know, two years now. 68 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,566 They just would not Advertise on wkrp. 69 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,768 So I got to thinking... 70 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,438 What, just what could I do? 71 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,440 Got an idea. How About a trade-off? 72 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,943 They bought it. Nessman's got a sponsor, 73 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,979 And we've got a lot of ham. 74 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,680 - it's gonna spoil. - no, no. No, it can't, 75 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,884 You see, because This stuff is... 76 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,319 Well, it's not Exactly real meat. 77 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,625 What is that? 78 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,861 I don't know. 79 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,431 - but it can't spoil. - good grief. 80 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,478 You know, I don't get Any respect around here. 81 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,271 Hi. I know you Guys are very busy. 82 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,785 - can I interrupt Just for a sec? - sure. 83 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,742 Well, I know you've heard, 84 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,956 So I just want to let you know I haven't made up my mind yet. 85 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,647 - ah, you haven't, huh? - no, I'm just considering it. 86 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,716 - good. - I didn't want you guys To freak out or anything. 87 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,152 Okay. We won't. 88 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:51,423 Good. Thanks. 89 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,124 No, thank you. 90 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,599 What was that all about? 91 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,501 I don't know. I thought you did. 92 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,436 - I know. - what? 93 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:09,073 Venus got a job Offer from wreq radio. 94 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:11,976 - what kind of a job offer? - program director. 95 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:14,379 We can't afford to lose venus. 96 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,548 - can we? - no. 97 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:18,794 Then he can't leave. We're Gonna have to counter-offer. 98 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,796 - get out there And give him a title. - right. 99 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,655 Look, if he really gets Tough, let's talk parking space. 100 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,591 Wreq radio... That's a Pretty good station, isn't it? 101 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,926 Yeah. They, uh... They make money 102 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,062 Instead of meat. 103 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:41,939 That can't spoil. Did I mention that? 104 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,586 Well, I heard it from les. 105 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,155 Huh. I heard it from The cleaning woman. 106 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,257 Les dates the cleaning woman. 107 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,028 Hi. 108 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,768 How's it going? 109 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,746 Nice day today, huh? 110 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,890 Some would say it was a little Chilly, but I think that's nitpicking. 111 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,415 So, you're gonna be A hotshot p.D., huh? 112 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,684 I just got a call, that's all. 113 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,685 Mm-hmm. And you're listening, 114 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,266 And they're talking, and you Know what you're gonna get, pal? 115 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,891 Hmm? You think about it, huh? 116 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,927 You know? Financial security, 117 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:39,631 A palatial home, A bright future. 118 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,677 You know, you're Gonna have a big car 119 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,236 With a wine cellar In the glove box, 120 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,739 Matching bracelet and necklaces 121 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,841 For every day of the week. 122 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,310 The whole cashmere lifestyle. 123 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:56,047 Gordon sims, young executroid. 124 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,284 You think about it. Is That what you want, 'trap? 125 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:04,255 What do you want to be A program director for? 126 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:08,059 Venus, you are the best Deejay in the whole wide world. 127 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,365 One of the best. The Best nighttime deejay. 128 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,512 - that's all right. I'll be on the air. - that is nighttime only. 129 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,837 I'm not talking Morning man. Oh, dear. 130 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:23,107 Besides, program Directors do nothing. 131 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,577 They just sit on their duffs. 132 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,649 Most program directors. Not all. 133 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:34,252 Not andy travis here, For instance. No, sirree. 134 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,621 A very important job. 135 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:43,127 You know what? I should leave. 136 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,931 That is a good Idea. I'm leaving now. 137 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,999 Yeah. Uh-oh. 138 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,305 - may I talk to you In the hall? - sure. 139 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,014 Did you hear about venus? 140 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,583 Yeah. Don't worry, though. 141 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,719 He's not going anywhere. 142 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,755 They'll offer him more Money, and he'll stay. 143 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,491 That's how it works. They love the guy. 144 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,894 Well, I hope so. 145 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:19,430 Oh, herb, by the way, Thank you for the ham. 146 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,233 You want another one? 147 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,470 No, I think six will be plenty. 148 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,972 I'm gonna keep one and Give the rest to my mailman. 149 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,308 He has a bomb shelter. 150 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,443 You know, jennifer, 151 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,712 You're the only person That's thanked me. 152 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,748 No one respects me around here. 153 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,583 Oh, sure, they do. 154 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:41,152 Nope. No, they Don't. No one does. 155 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,654 - they do. - who? 156 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,127 Well... 157 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,597 For one, I do. 158 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,233 Really? 159 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,469 - jennifer? - what? 160 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,572 I need a hug. 161 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,708 A what? 162 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,778 A hug. 163 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,681 Andy, I'm just gonna Have lunch with the guy. 164 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,549 All right, all right, all right. 165 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,473 - but let me tell you something. - please. Shoot. 166 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,376 I just turned 30 last week. I'm no kid no more, man. 167 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:42,080 Oh, man, I'm sorry. I Forgot your birthday. 168 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,308 Oh, no problem, but it Started me to thinking. 169 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,310 I would've gotten You something too. 170 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,285 It's okay, andy. 171 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:50,888 It's just that I took a Look at my wardrobe, 172 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,877 And I asked myself, "Does a Grown man dress like this?" 173 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:02,700 I've got to remember to write These birthdays down on my calendar. 174 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,769 It's okay, andy. It's just... 175 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,448 I've got to start Thinking about my future. 176 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,672 I can't spin Records all my life. 177 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:12,376 Ah... Hey, look. 178 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,378 Before you say yes to anything, 179 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,881 Tell me what the offer is And give me a chance to beat it. 180 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,783 - all right? - it's a deal. 181 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:22,920 - okay. - johnny, you are the best Deejay in the country. 182 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:26,958 All right, in the whole wide World. That's right. Bar none. 183 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,562 Oh, god. 184 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,134 Wreq, the ramblin' Req in cincinnati. 185 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,082 Well, so far, what do you think? 186 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,038 Brother venus. 187 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,472 Nice. 188 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,276 - very nice. - amanda, honey, 189 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,423 I'd like you to meet our New program director. 190 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,881 Venus flytrap, amanda dean. 191 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:53,117 Hi. Well, I haven't Quite actually 192 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,387 Made up my mind, But I'm beginning to. 193 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,434 It's nice to meet You... Mr. Flytrap, is it? 194 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,037 - sims. It's really Gordon sims. - gordon? 195 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,094 Gordon. 196 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,674 On the air, it's venus; here Now, just chatting, it's gordon. 197 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,266 I love it. 198 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,200 So, when can you start? 199 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,203 Well, I don't know. Even if I... 200 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,373 Ah, a week. Give 'em a Week. That's all they need. 201 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,053 - two weeks. - two weeks is fair. 202 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,921 You're right. I'm out Of order. Two is good. 203 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,679 So when do I see The other deejays? 204 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:25,383 The deejays? "Deejays," he says. 205 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,452 Yeah. 206 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,198 There's been a couple of changes There too. It's top-secret stuff. 207 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,457 We haven't even Told the trades yet. 208 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,094 See, venus, we are automated. 209 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,229 Just like nasa. First-class Across the board. 210 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,832 Amanda, honey, 211 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,534 Why don't you let venus see max? 212 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,869 Sure. 213 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,749 It's just like the wizard of oz. 214 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,205 What's that? 215 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,289 Max is our disc jockey. 216 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,614 24 hours a day. He Plays all our music. 217 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,895 You see, with you on the air every Night, people will still think we're live. 218 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,131 Amanda, honey, Could you turn it off? 219 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,988 Venus, there are already 220 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,858 1,500 automated Stations in this country. 221 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,086 Do you realize that if you buy Your news from a national service, 222 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,496 You could run an entire Station with no people? 223 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,405 No people... Think of that one. 224 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,139 It's an ugly thought, But... Think of it. 225 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,622 So what do I do around here? 226 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,846 Not much. 227 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,195 The music is programmed Out of new york, 228 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,830 So all you have to do is just tape a Couple of things... Interviews and so on... 229 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,132 So the people will still think It's all coming out of cincinnati. 230 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,090 And that's about It. It's perfect. 231 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,259 Venus, just... 232 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,497 You see, megalo Communications is a... 233 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,605 Well, it's a great Company to work for. 234 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,902 The opportunities are limitless. 235 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:55,339 We're very proud of our Affirmative action program. 236 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,842 - "Affirmative action"? - hey, hey, hey. 237 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,778 - you know about that, huh? - mr. Realli, it's new york. 238 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,780 New york? A call from 239 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,827 The largest city in The united states? 240 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,684 I'll take that one. 241 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,555 Well, venus, 242 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,003 Just give me five, and then I Want you to meet the salesmen. 243 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,361 14 of the most gung-ho guys that You would ever want to meet, huh? 244 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,853 Woman: ♪ money don't Get everything, it's true ♪ 245 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,278 Good morning, dr. Fever. 246 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,280 Morning, newsman nessman. 247 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,617 What's new? 248 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,585 "What's new"? 249 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,154 Get this. 250 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,824 "Cincinnati city council Crosses county commission 251 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,627 "In clancy causeway controversy. 252 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,563 Consequently, critical Caucus canceled casually." 253 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,366 Correct me if I'm Wrong, les, but, uh, 254 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,903 Have you developed a recent Fondness for alliteration? 255 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:02,139 Well, I'm trying to Find a style, johnny. 256 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,542 All good newsman Nowadays have to have a style 257 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,455 In order to stand Out from the crowd. 258 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,980 Les, you always had 259 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:12,450 A real style of your own. 260 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,553 How many newsmen call chi-chi Rodriguez "Chai-chai rodrigueez"? 261 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,459 What is it you call Little mexican dogs? 262 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,361 "Chi-hooa-hooas." 263 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,700 That's style, les. 264 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,305 Hi, guys. 265 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,006 Well, guess what? 266 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,954 Somebody else around here 267 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,912 Has just gotten a job offer. 268 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,280 Who? 269 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,315 Me. 270 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,884 Channel 71. I met With a guy last night. 271 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,831 - no kidding, herb? - no kidding. 272 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,733 Well, that's great. Congratulations. 273 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,657 That's just really great. 274 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,337 How long are you Gonna hang around here? 275 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,828 There's no reason to just Stay here for nothing, right? 276 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,441 We ought to, like, throw him 277 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,031 A going-away party Or something, I think. 278 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,468 Congratulations. That's Great. I'm really happy for you. 279 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,202 Drop us a card, okay? 280 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,306 What kind of job is it, herb? 281 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,175 Sales, naturally. 282 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:15,546 And for a sizeable Increase in salary. 283 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,681 Now, listen to me, les, 284 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,683 And listen to me closely... 285 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,687 Do not tell anyone about this, 286 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,791 Particularly carlson or travis. 287 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,061 - okay, I won't. - and, les, 288 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,530 Don't tell them soon. 289 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,070 Herb, you know me. 290 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,205 Like a book. 291 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:48,112 - hey, bailey, I need to get Your advice on something. - is it about your suit? 292 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,613 Nope. 293 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,649 I'm sorry. 294 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,217 Now, look. 295 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,064 This is strictly on the q.T. 296 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,790 I do not want you to Tell anyone, and I mean it. 297 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,892 - okay. - okay. 298 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,295 Last night, I dropped By channel 71 299 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,898 To see my old friend, Fast bob muschamp 300 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,500 About a job opening, And you know what? 301 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,904 He had one... Assistant Sales manager, 302 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,206 And fast bob offered it to me. 303 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,943 Well, that's wonderful, Herb. Are you gonna take it? 304 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:22,480 Oh, I don't know. I just don't know. 305 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,727 I know how upset everyone gets Around here when someone tries to quit. 306 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,252 Nonsense, herb. Grab It. Go for the bucks. 307 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,321 We ought to have A party, something. 308 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,775 - you told him? - no, I didn't. 309 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:43,267 - ah? - well, I might've Alluded to it. 310 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,838 Well, some hint of it might have Dropped out in our general conversation. 311 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,406 - yes. - well, perhaps mr. Carlson 312 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,520 - could read Between the lines. - come in. 313 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,264 Sometimes people just... 314 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,179 Kind of find out stuff. 315 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,813 Oh, heck! 316 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,388 Hi, herb. 317 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,323 Hi, venus. 318 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:10,394 Well, are you gonna Take that job offer? 319 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,130 I don't think so. 320 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,434 They offered you a lot Of money to stay, huh? 321 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,338 No, I never talked Money with andy. 322 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,410 Do you realize that Wreq is fully automated? 323 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,439 And you know what They wanted me for? 324 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,601 Some token black on Their corporate roster. 325 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,263 I told them to stuff it, Man. I'm not taking that job. 326 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,455 And to paint max brown. You understand what I mean? 327 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,892 What do you mean? 328 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,006 I mean, they wanted to Pay me just to sit around 329 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,896 And do nothing but be black. 330 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,332 Sounds perfect to me. 331 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,583 Do you think they would be Interested in talking to a white guy? 332 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,707 I don't think so. 333 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,621 I did meet a nice lady, though. 334 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,878 Well, did you, uh... 335 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,947 Did you hear about my job offer? 336 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,629 No. You got a job offer? 337 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,019 Oh, yeah. 338 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,054 Television station. 339 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,723 I marched right in there To the big guy's office 340 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,660 Thinking that maybe He would try to top it. 341 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,229 But he didn't. He just Congratulated me 342 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,365 And he hugged me And I think possibly 343 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,433 Even kissed me, I don't know. 344 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,480 Told me how proud He was of me and said, 345 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,583 "I'm gonna give you a Big going-away party." 346 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,807 Sounds great, herb. 347 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,109 Yeah, it does. 348 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,746 - except that I wasn't Quite honest with the big guy. - you lied about the money? 349 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,281 No. 350 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,419 I lied about the job. 351 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,355 - there was no offer. - oh, herb. 352 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,425 Well, hell, I thought maybe I Could get a raise, you know? 353 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,471 They were ready to Offer you more money, 354 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,495 But all I get out of it is... 355 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,701 I'm sorry. I'm S... I'm-I'm sorry. 356 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,585 It just didn't work out at all. 357 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,308 What are you gonna do, herb? 358 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,180 - I don't know. - tell him the truth, man. 359 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,982 Oh, no. No, sir. 360 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,318 Can't do that. 361 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,388 Everybody would Laugh at me, and... 362 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,958 And then they'd know What a real liar I am. 363 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,161 No, sir. Can't do it. 364 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,897 And you know, 365 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,834 The funny part about it is, I... I can't even tell my wife. 366 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,414 So where are you going, man? 367 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,439 Oh, I don't know. Home, I guess. 368 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,308 Venus... 369 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,747 Would you do me a favor And don't tell anybody? 370 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,617 I won't. I promise. 371 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,853 Herbert r., you old dog, you. 372 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,557 - congratulations. - thanks, andy. It's, uh... 373 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,603 It's television, you Know? That's where it's at. 374 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,228 You've got to think Into the future. 375 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,375 Well, I can't say as I should Argue with you on that. 376 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,998 No, sir. 377 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,070 - excuse me. - sure thing. 378 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,676 Isn't that something? 379 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,178 Yeah, that's Something, all right. 380 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,248 Well, tell me, how was lunch? 381 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,983 Oh, uh, good. Very good. 382 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,353 It was interesting. 383 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,154 How much? 384 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,756 35,000. 385 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,065 Well, you know We can't top that. 386 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,134 All right, look. Here's the deal. 387 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:43,207 He'll give you 2,000 more a year 388 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,315 And make you assistant Program director. 389 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,821 What do you think? 2,000. 390 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,646 Let me tell you something About wreq radio. 391 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,849 Okay, look... 2,500. 392 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,020 I'm telling you, man, That's as high as we can go. 393 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,355 Now, that's almost What jennifer makes. 394 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,662 Andy, there's more to a Job than just money, man. 395 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,531 2,600. 396 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,600 But that's it. Now, I mean it. 397 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,603 Sure, I'm a hard man To get along with. 398 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,072 But in these days, hey, You've got to be tough. 399 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,842 2,700? 400 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,112 How about 1,700? 401 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,216 I'm sorry man. That's all... 402 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,124 Uh, am I missing something here? 403 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,558 No. 404 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,861 Hold it. See, 405 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,207 You're going down instead Of up. See, I was going up. 406 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,031 I know. 407 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,667 Oh. Well, in that Case, how about 1,200? 408 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,438 1,700, with a catch. 409 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,540 What? 410 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,776 That you offer tarlek 411 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,890 A thousand-dollar Raise if he'll come back. 412 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,179 Herb? 413 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:59,516 Yeah, we're a package deal. 414 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,552 Oh, you are? 415 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:05,789 Yeah, we're soul brothers. 416 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,763 Herb tarlek, the Guy that sits here? 417 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,715 Now, wait a minute. Look. Herb told carlson 418 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,703 That he was gonna Get $10,000 more 419 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,932 Each and every year At the television station. 420 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,408 Now, what good is a Thousand-dollar raise? 421 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,076 You make him 422 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:28,411 A thousand-dollar Offer now, he'll come back. 423 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:32,649 See, herb is a... A spiritual man. 424 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:35,686 He's not into the Material things of life. 425 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:39,323 Black hair, funny suits, Shoes match the belt. 426 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,992 - that's the guy. - all right. 427 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,593 All right. 428 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,862 - thanks, man. - thank you. 429 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,542 - what? - I can't say. 430 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,510 Come on. What is it? 431 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,047 - we got a deal, right? - yeah, sure. 432 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,398 - between you And herb, - uh-huh. 433 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:10,187 That's 2,700. 434 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:12,289 I could have gone As high as 3,000. 435 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:18,128 - too slick for me, travis. - hey, tell me about it, right? 436 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,134 Man; wkrp in cincinnati 437 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,963 will be back after this. 438 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,619 Hi, herb. 439 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:44,088 Hi. 440 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:48,992 Uh, venus, I, uh... 441 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,531 Huh? 442 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,275 You want a ham? 32513

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