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All right, babies, it's 9:45
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On the mighty krp in cincinnati.
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You've got the doctor. I've got
Frankie lymon and the teenagers
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From 1956.
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They've got a question
That still applies.
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♪ why do fools fall in love? ♪
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Morning, john boy. Let's talk.
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Don't wanna.
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Why not?
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Because every time
You say, "Let's talk,"
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What you really mean
Is, "Listen to me talk."
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No, I don't. Now, listen to me.
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I don't like formula radio
Either. As a matter of fact, I hate it.
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But, you see, we've
Got a playlist.
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You should play the list. We've
Got to play some top-40 hits, don't we?
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Why, sure, we do.
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Yet you have yet to play
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A single hit off the
Playlist all week.
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Play the playlist.
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Play a part of the playlist.
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Play one song off the playlist.
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Play a part of one of
The songs off the playlist.
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Well, it's so nice to see we've
Established a dialogue here.
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There you go. If you want
To talk more about this,
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I'll be in my office playing
With a loaded revolver.
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Nice talking with you, john.
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- how do, how do?
- hi.
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Johnny, there's a very
Attractive lady here to see you.
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Don't kid me,
Jennifer. It hurts.
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I think you should
See her. Right now.
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Hi.
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Do I... Know you?
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Mm, yes.
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But I was only 12 at the time.
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Twelve?
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I swear, jennifer...
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Laurie?
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- why didn't you tell me
You were coming?
- I did.
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You said maybe. That
Was two months ago.
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But that's how long
It took me to get here.
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Seattle's a long way from here.
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Oh, laurie.
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Hi, daddy!
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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Anyway, mom said as long
As I lived under her roof...
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You'd have to live by her rules.
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I know. She told
Me the same thing.
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Finally it got so tense, I
Just packed up and split.
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Well, your mother's
A wonderful woman.
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And the terrible things
She'd say about you...
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Well, I just knew
You had to be perfect.
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Well, I wanted to visit you
More, laurie, but your mother...
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Hey, you know,
That's okay. I mean,
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The checks were always there.
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Besides, I'm 19 now, and I'm
Old enough to come to you.
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I don't know anything
About being a father.
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Well, I hope you and I can
Be friends... Just friends.
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I don't see why not.
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We can just dispense with
All the father-daughter stuff.
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Okay. Well, what
Should I call you?
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- how about "Johnny"?
- terrific.
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Okay. I'll be done in a minute.
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Okay.
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♪ bo diddley, bo
Diddley, have you heard ♪
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You play great stuff, johnny.
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Well, that's 'cause it's not programmed.
I play my own stuff, you know?
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They don't like it, but
They don't want me to quit.
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Bo diddley, playing a tune
Called "Bo diddley," and why not?
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I can't think of anybody
Who does it better.
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Okay, babies, we got time
For just one top-40 hit,
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So let's check out the
Captain and tennille.
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Uh-oh. No more time.
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Maybe tomorrow. In
The meantime, stay tuned
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For all the news with
Les nessman at 10:00.
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Man: what's worse
Than bathtub ring?
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- come on. I'm gonna
Show you around this place.
- okay.
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- am I on?
- you've got 30 seconds, les.
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- oh, golly.
- les, I want you to meet
My daughter, laurie.
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- hi.
- surprised, huh?
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- uh-huh.
- laurie drove all
The way cross-country.
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Page one... Where
Is it? Page one.
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Anyway, les, laurie and I
Have built a nuclear device.
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- uh-huh.
- and, uh,
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We're going to murder all the
Newsmen in cincinnati before we use it.
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Well, you two have a good time.
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We knew we could
Count on you, les.
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right down the drain.
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with les nessman.
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The trip was really neat. I can't
Wait till you see the pictures.
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Neither can I. Bailey,
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I want you to meet
My daughter, laurie.
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Really? Oh!
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We haven't seen one
Another in seven years.
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Well, I'll be darned!
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Oh, my. You know, she
Does sort of look like you.
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Except on her, it works. Hi.
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- hi, bailey.
- she's all grown up, huh?
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She sure is.
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Let's see. If she's, uh...
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- how old?
- nineteen.
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Nineteen, then you're
Probably... My goodness, you're..
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- bailey's a college
Graduate, laurie.
- oh, yeah?
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- uh-huh. You high school?
- both: college.
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- sort of.
- she's a freshman.
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- uh, before I dropped out.
- what?
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Well, I wasn't learning
Anything in school,
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So I thought I'd get out and
Travel around for a while.
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Mom got real mad.
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You gotta do what you gotta do.
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That was funny!
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"I'd play a hit, but
I'm all out of time."
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I'm telling you, I laughed
So hard, I dropped my gun.
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I was getting ready to shoot myself.
Why are you doing this to me, huh?
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- andy...
- why?
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- I'd like you to meet
My daughter, laurie.
- huh? Go on.
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It's true. This is johnny's
Daughter, laurie.
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Laurie, this is andy travis.
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Well, how you doin'?
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- I'm your dad's best friend.
- oh, that's nice.
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Cowabunga, uncle
Bob. Who's the broad?
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This is my daughter, herb.
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Oh, really? I'm sorry.
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Hey, she's not really
Your daughter.
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What do you think, I
Was born yesterday?
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- yeah, but she is.
- really?
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Really.
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Hey, look, you
Think I'm an idiot?
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Ha!
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Listen, you'll have
To excuse herb.
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- why?
- well, herb's not
The kind of guy...
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That you want to
Get involved with.
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I know the type.
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You do?
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Sure.
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Good. Uh, let's go
Look at the lobby.
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- okay.
- okay.
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- nice meeting you.
- nice to meet you.
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- oh, isn't she terrific?
- she sure is.
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- and I'm her old man.
- yeah, we got that.
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Mom always says
I'm the image of you.
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- it drives her nuts too.
- I love it.
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- jennifer, I'd like you
To meet my daughter.
- laurie. We've met.
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- we haven't seen
One another in...
- seven years.
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- is a.C. In his...
- office?
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- no, why don't you...
- go in there and talk?
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- that's a good idea.
- both: see ya.
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Hi there. Holy...
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I carry the most advanced line of
Office supplies in the western hemisphere,
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And I have a meeting
With a mr. Carlson.
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- impossible.
- impossible? You want
To talk impossible?
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We have a staple gun here
That fires through concrete.
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Wow. This guy carlson,
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He's heavily
Into fish, isn't he?
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Yeah, he sure is.
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You think you ought to do that?
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- do what?
- sit on his desk.
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I'm not hurting it or
Anything. I was just being me.
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- I'll get off
If you want me to.
- no, no, no. You're right.
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You should be
You, I should be me.
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As a matter of fact,
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I think that my "Me"
Will join your "You."
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Terrific.
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So how long are you here for?
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I don't know. I'm
Completely free.
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Well, you can
Maybe get a job here.
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You could go to
School here. Who knows?
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Who knows?
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You just seem all grown up.
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You don't.
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Thanks.
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Are we relating?
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I think so.
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- are you dating?
- I've moved in with a guy.
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That ruins my next question.
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Okay, so, uh,
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You don't take dictation either?
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Uh, what about typing? We've
Developed an aerosol spray
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That absolutely
Obliterates typos.
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- what's a typo?
- you mean to tell me
You never make mistakes?
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Never.
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- good morning, jennifer.
- good morning, mr...
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Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith,
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I'm afraid that mr. Carlson
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Won't be able to
See you right now.
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Huh?
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But if you would like
To wait over there
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With that other salesman...
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Oh. Oh, okay, yeah.
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If you're expecting to meet
With this carlson clown
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Anytime this week, you
Might as well sit down.
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Okay.
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Uh, remember, pal, I
Was here first, huh?
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- um, he's a poet.
- poet?
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- and an actor.
- terrific.
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And a housepainter.
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I would imagine your
Mother is terminally thrilled.
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That's one of
The reasons I left.
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Well, you're here now.
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Yep. Just you and me
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- and my old man.
- yeah.
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Wait a minute. I think
You counted me twice.
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No, I didn't.
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You're my father,
And justin's my old man.
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- "Justin"?
- well, yeah.
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He's asleep in the van.
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Hey, what do you
Think this carlson guy
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Is paying her for, huh?
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- oh, I know you're
Just gonna love him.
- uh, where is the van?
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Out in the parking lot. Oh, johnny,
I can't wait for you to meet him.
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He's really a man of the cosmos.
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Sounds like a fun guy.
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Carlson was meeting with those
Two? What kind of a creep is this guy?
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Oh-oh. Big one.
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Hey, I'm next.
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Who does that guy think he is?
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I don't know.
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Yes, sir?
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Yes, sir.
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Mr. Carlson will see you now.
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Right. Now we're getting
Somewhere. Watch this.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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Well, here's home.
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Oh, johnny, I love it!
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Just drop your luggage anywhere.
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You know, this is so
Much like I'd pictured it.
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So much. Oh, god.
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Mom would hate this place.
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- yeah.
- yeah, it's far out, man.
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Thank you, justin.
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Uh, it's kind of a dump,
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But, uh, I try to keep it neat.
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Hey, man,
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There's, like,
Mold in this glass.
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That's an experiment I've
Been working on, justin.
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00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:50,100
Whatever you do,
Don't wash that glass.
244
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,171
It can't be. It can't be.
245
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,105
What?
246
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,407
Is this you and mick jagger?
247
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,221
Oh, it was taken
A long time ago.
248
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,512
Huh. You are a great man!
249
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,814
Well, thank you.
250
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,951
I hardly know the guy. He
Just dropped by the station.
251
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,521
Hey, that's far out, man.
252
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,523
Hey, you know,
Man, I play guitar.
253
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,758
You think like maybe
You could speak to mick.
254
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,462
I mean, keith richards can't
Last forever. Am I right?
255
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,399
I'll, uh... I'll speak
To mick tomorrow.
256
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,368
We're going swimming together.
257
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,637
Hey, thanks, man.
258
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,176
So, uh, what do
You two want to do?
259
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,578
- hey, let's get high.
- oh, sure.
260
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,349
Well, uh, why don't we
Unpack? We could do that first.
261
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,719
- sure.
- okay. Like,
Where's the bedroom?
262
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,921
Like, you're on it.
263
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,591
I figured laurie
Could sleep in the bed,
264
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,659
And I could sleep over here.
265
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,861
We can't take your bed.
266
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,031
"We"? You... Justin...
267
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,469
Well, you've got two bedrolls.
We could put them here.
268
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:03,141
Johnny... We're married.
269
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,977
Oh. Good.
270
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,815
And bad. Uh... Marriage
Is good and bad.
271
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,083
- on our way from seattle.
- yeah?
272
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,720
We stopped at
Yellowstone national park.
273
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,989
We found this pretty
Place where we
274
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:22,226
Stood and held
Hands, and I said,
275
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,095
"Justin, you are now formally
276
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:27,765
My old man forever."
277
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,336
Yeah, it was far out, man.
278
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,805
We did it right in
Front of old faithful.
279
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,381
There was no minister
Present or anything?
280
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,582
Both: nah!
281
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,852
So it's not really legal.
282
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,453
Both: nah!
283
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,758
Well, your love is
Written across the sky.
284
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:57,362
Oh, man, that's beautiful.
285
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:02,166
Our love was written
Across the sky.
286
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,435
Justin, you know,
Close your eyes,
287
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,704
You could probably
See the stars.
288
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,143
Far out.
289
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,680
Look, why don't we
Get something to eat?
290
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,850
I know a great pizza
Joint. We could eat,
291
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,896
We could come back here
And rap all night long.
292
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,432
- and we can take
The van. Okay?
- okay. Okay.
293
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,688
Justin...
294
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,191
Justin, you can
Open your eyes now.
295
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,326
Far out.
296
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,073
Hey, man, like,
I'm a vegetarian.
297
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,097
We'll order you some crust.
298
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,279
Now, let's see. There's the
Concorde 300 dictating machine.
299
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,570
Yeah, I got that. And the, uh...
300
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,506
Uh, the mach ii calculator.
301
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,309
Got that. And the, uh...
302
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,412
Ah, the staple
Gun. Hmm, got that.
303
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,281
That's about it.
304
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,483
Through concrete, huh?
305
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,557
Morning, a.C.
306
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,259
- listen, you've got a kid.
- mm-hmm.
307
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:06,297
Uh, what are you
Theories of child-rearing?
308
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,866
Well, pray for the best
And insure everything.
309
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,404
What about after
The child is grown up?
310
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,672
When's that?
311
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,207
Say, 18 or 19.
312
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,444
- oh, that's grown up?
- I think so.
313
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,313
I'm not sure I do.
314
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,549
- mr. Carlson?
- hmm?
315
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:30,654
"Your safe will be
Delivered at 4:00."
316
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,657
Ha-ha! Hot dog!
317
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,661
Well, I-I need a safe.
318
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,634
Jennifer, uh, what were
You doing when you were 19?
319
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,869
Some things.
320
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,838
Why?
321
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:52,242
Well, what I mean is,
Were you fully grown?
322
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,612
I mean... Mature.
323
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,681
Uh, were you an adult?
324
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,551
Well, I certainly was. I've
Been on my own since I was 17.
325
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:01,796
- yeah?
- mm-hmm.
326
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,698
Were you pals with your parents?
327
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,990
Well, I was with my mother.
328
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,893
So everything that you did
329
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,095
Was okay with
Her and vice-versa?
330
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,696
Uh-huh.
331
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,766
Well, you certainly turned
Out perfectly, if I may say so.
332
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,302
You may.
333
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,175
- uh, jennifer?
- hmm?
334
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,977
When do you think a
Person's all grown up?
335
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,348
Don't worry, mr. Carlson.
You'll get there.
336
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:36,420
And then... Then...
337
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,723
Every time I think
About I just...
338
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,293
It's unbelievable! It
Was just unbelievable!
339
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,072
I see. Thank you, bailey.
340
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,864
'trap, how did you get
Along with your dad?
341
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,567
Oh, better than that.
342
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,747
I didn't see him much. My
Parents were divorced.
343
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,138
Mm. And I bet he felt guilty.
344
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,673
Yeah, I think so.
345
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,943
But johnny... Is gonna
Make up for that
346
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,513
Because he's gonna give laurie all
The freedom that she ever needed.
347
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,382
- right.
- how much freedom?
348
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,328
- well...
- as far as he's concerned,
349
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,319
- she is an adult.
- right.
350
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,856
Okay. And what if she wants to
Experiment with a lot of hard drugs?
351
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,324
Well, my...
352
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,893
Do you think his
Daughter is stupid?
353
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,195
No, I'm asking a question.
354
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,304
I'll bet you'd be a
Really strict father.
355
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,911
There's nothing wrong with that,
As long as it's tempered with love.
356
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,946
Parents got to start
Taking responsibility.
357
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,938
- right. My view on that...
- people have rights
358
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,207
Before 21, as well as after.
359
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,643
- right the way I see it...
- let me ask you a question.
360
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,790
- can I say something?
- would you please
Stay out of this?
361
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,147
- he's talking to me.
- I'm sorry.
362
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,483
What if you had a daughter,
363
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:43,421
And she was gonna
Marry... An idiot?
364
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,557
What then?
365
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,593
Ooh.
366
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,262
Gee. I don't know.
367
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,297
What do you think, johnny?
368
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,169
She's your daughter.
369
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,277
- who wants to go to the zoo?
- hi, johnny.
370
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:10,147
- hi. How's it going?
- fine. You want
Some breakfast?
371
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,516
No, I already had lunch.
372
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,753
You got any clothes
On under there?
373
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,289
Yeah, yeah, sure,
Man. See? Take it easy.
374
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,626
- what's the problem?
- no problem.
375
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:25,062
Your old man's uptight because he
Thinks we've been in the sack together.
376
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,865
- but justin's my old man.
- right. I forgot.
377
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,634
You are uptight. Why?
378
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,237
Because I'm your
Father, that's why.
379
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,439
But I thought you
Were my friend first.
380
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,376
So do I, but it turns out
It's the other way around.
381
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,110
Power trip.
382
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,581
Justin...
383
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,187
Look, laurie, I don't
Care what you do
384
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,156
In other people's houses,
But here it's different, see?
385
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,491
Fine. Good. Let's go to
Somebody else's house.
386
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,293
Call when you get there.
387
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,040
This is unreal.
What's happening?
388
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,697
I don't know. I'm sorry.
389
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,611
I can't believe that
When you were 19, that...
390
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,279
No, we're not talking
About me, honey.
391
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,981
We're talking about you.
392
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:09,673
And as long as
You're gonna be here,
393
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,643
We just have to have some rules.
394
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,646
- oh, that sounds familiar.
- I know. I'm sorry.
395
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,315
Also sounds like a
Good time to split.
396
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,417
Now, wait a minute, justin.
397
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:24,155
Laurie can sleep in the bed,
You and I can sleep over here.
398
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,191
No way, man. Like,
Uh-uh. Forget it.
399
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,126
Okay, then split.
400
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,462
You got it, man. You got it.
401
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,764
- justin...
- look, laurie,
402
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,933
I'm gonna go pack up the van.
403
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,602
You want to be free, I'll
See you in five minutes.
404
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,305
You want to suffocate here,
405
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,139
I'll see you around.
406
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,108
Justin, what are you d...
407
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,883
That's our first fight
Since mount rushmore.
408
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,387
I'm sorry.
409
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,389
Laurie, is it what you want?
410
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,959
You want to just
Drift, with no direction?
411
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,072
You want to find yourself
Where you are right now
412
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,397
When you're 41?
413
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,298
I got to get going.
414
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,701
Why? You could stay here.
415
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,337
You could go to
School here. You could...
416
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,773
- be your pal?
- yeah.
417
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,842
And my daughter.
418
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:21,311
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna live
Under anybody else's rules but my own.
419
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,715
- you're just a kid.
- I am not!
420
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,084
You're right. I'm sorry.
421
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,953
You're not.
422
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,690
If you were anybody else,
Laurie, maybe then we could...
423
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,025
We could be friends, but, uh,
424
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,962
You're... You're not.
425
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,097
I know.
426
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,132
But I still have to go.
427
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,935
That's your right.
I won't stop you.
428
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,372
- thanks for
Everything, johnny.
- "Daddy."
429
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,877
Daddy.
430
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,412
I'm sorry things didn't
Work out any better.
431
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,381
It's all right.
432
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,923
Uh...
433
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,761
If you ever come to
The realization that
434
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:15,232
Justin's, like, a jerk,
435
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,570
Well, I just hope you'll
Drop back by here.
436
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,705
I will.
437
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,108
Okay.
438
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,043
Goodbye.
439
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,048
I'll probably see you
In about a week, huh?
440
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,357
Man: wkrp in cincinnati
441
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,393
will be back after this.
442
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:49,400
♪ when the clock strikes
12:00 we'll cool out, then ♪
443
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,468
Laurie's voice: dear
Johnny dr. Daddy.
444
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,337
hello from philadelphia.
445
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:56,051
I'm staying with aunt leila and
Uncle frank for a few weeks.
446
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,343
then I hope to see you again
On my way back to seattle.
447
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,693
I thought I'd be going
Back to school for a while
448
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,681
since justin has decided...
449
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:15,125
since justin has decided to
Become a sales and marketing...
450
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:18,429
since justin has decided to
Become a sales and marketing trainee
451
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,365
for arrow's own
Industrial tubing.
452
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,868
justin says tubing
Is where it's at.
453
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,504
what a jerk.
454
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,807
love, laurie.
455
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,514
That's a hit!
456
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,217
He's playing a hit!
457
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,387
A hit! Hey,
Everybody! It's fever!
458
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,490
Hey! Hey, it's fever!
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