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- good morning, jennifer.
- oh, good morning, les,
Mr. Carlson.
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- morning.
- did my package come?
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- not yet.
- gee willikers.
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ohio fisherman.
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Oh, boy.
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Uh, jennifer, don't
Want to be disturbed.
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Right.
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Herb: ♪ if you like my body ♪
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♪ and you think I'm sexy ♪
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♪ come on, baby, let me know ♪
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Good morning, gals.
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How does this sound:
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Couple of shooters down
At the cricket, then dinner?
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- buzz off, herb.
- don't like that?
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Okay, what about this?
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Hop into a pair of black
Leather skin-tights,
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And we go bowling in kentucky.
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I'd love getting
Physical with you.
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Get lost, herb.
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Body-painting classes
At the university?
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I paint you, you paint me,
And it's all very respectable.
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I'm a little confused here.
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Usually you come in,
You ask me to dinner,
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I say "Buzz off," you say
"Okay, fine," and that's it.
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Is there something wrong?
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"Wrong"? Nothing's wrong.
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As a matter of fact, lucille has
Taken the kids to her mother's,
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And for the next 10 days,
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Huggable herb is on
The loose and cruising.
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- out.
- I'm gone, jenny-poo,
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But I'll be back.
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Hi, babe.
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That is so degrading!
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Why don't you do something
About that, jennifer?
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- 10 days?
- I wouldn't stand for it.
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I can't do 10 days.
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- you know what
You ought to do?
- what?
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Just once, what do you
Suppose would happen
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If you said yes to herb?
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Bailey!
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Nothing would happen.
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Bailey, this is herb tarlek.
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Who is all show and no go.
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Say yes?
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Jennifer, as soon
As a woman gets
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Just a little bit aggressive,
The man starts running.
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Oh, but, bailey, I
Couldn't stand it
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If everybody around here
Thought herb and I were...
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Listen,
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You call a bluff's
Bluff, and he crumbles.
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I've done it a dozen times.
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- well, uh...
- do it. It can't fail.
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- all right, I'll do it.
- atta girl, jennifer.
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You take it to the limit, and you
Will crush that little weasel's spirit.
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You will break his back!
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You will stomp him up
And down and around and...
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Bailey, I get it.
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Okay.
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Well, I've got to go
Water my plants now.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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Mail call.
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Oh, my package is here.
- "Battle creek, michigan," les?
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It's my sneaky snooper.
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It's a non-electronic
Listening device.
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Uh-huh.
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Johnny...
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Herb...
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Thanks, gorgeous.
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My pleasure.
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Les: oh, this is so exciting.
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Oh, boy! Oh, this is great!
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Look, herb. Look.
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It's a jelly jar, les.
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Of course. That's
The whole point.
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It's disguised to
Look like a jelly jar,
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But it comes with a full set of operating
Instructions, and it's guaranteed.
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Yeah, let me see that.
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Place sneaky
Snooper next to wall."
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Wall.
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Place ear to sneaky snooper.
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Listen."
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You've been had again, les.
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Laugh if you want to, tarlek,
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But I'll bring back an
Exclusive with this baby.
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You, uh... You seen johnny?
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- john?
- yeah?
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- you, uh... You busy?
- in a sec.
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Another one of those...
Another one of those days, huh?
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Yeah.
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You, uh, see anybody
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Over there in that corner?
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Nope.
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Neither do I.
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- just testing you.
- oh, yeah.
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I guess it's a good
Thing nobody's there.
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Listen, uh, are you okay, man?
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Yeah, sure. Fine. No.
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Something weird is happening.
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Did you ever really
Get into your hand, man?
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I mean, all those lines.
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It's like a... Like a
Tiny expressway.
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Your thumb is an off-ramp.
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What do you want?
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Hmm?
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Uh...
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I don't know anymore.
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- hi, andy.
- what?
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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Herb? Coffee?
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Surely.
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What's wrong? You never
Brought me coffee before.
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There are all sorts of things
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I've never done for you before.
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Hey, uh,
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I know a classy little
Polynesian restaurant
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That puts umbrellas
In your drinks.
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Interested?
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You can take 'em home with you.
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"Interested"?
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I'd love it.
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I'm having a flashback.
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The '60s were a crazy time, art.
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Interesting. Uh, go on.
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Anything can trigger it off.
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This time, I think it was
Seeing sammy davis jr.
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Weep on tv as he accepted
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The disco lifestyle award.
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Yeah, I think that could do it.
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Here.
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Big guy... Hello, hunk.
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"Hunk"?
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Karen... She loves me,
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But she's not ready
For the majors yet.
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Cathy... She loves me not.
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Hmm.
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Hey, v.F. What's happening?
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Is that warren beatty or
Herb tarlek I see there, huh?
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It's the suit, right?
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Somewhere there's a
Volkswagen without seat covers.
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I'll tell you what, though...
Congratulations, man.
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You have done it. You're going
Out with the queen, the head mama.
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How did you know?
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Bailey told me.
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- bailey?
- I'll bet you're scared,
Aren't you?
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What do you mean, "Scared"?
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As in "Frightened."
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You don't know me
Very well, do you, 'trap.
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I guess not.
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I thought you'd be worried
About your limitations.
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Hey, baby, this is...
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What do you mean, "Limitations"?
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I'll tell you what
He means, herb.
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You can, uh, hear through
Doors with that thing, les?
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It's a sneaky snooper.
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You are nervous, aren't you?
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Maybe just a little.
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But I'm sure you've been
Nervous on dates before, right?
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Never any problems,
Never any complaints.
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Of course, I'm not a married man
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With a lovely wife and
Two wonderful children
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Who look to their
Father for moral guidance
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And the preservation of
The family unit as we know it.
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Look, les,
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I have wrestled with my demons,
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I have had my sleepless nights,
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I have checked my
Own heart of darkness,
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And the bottom line is, pal,
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I got to do it.
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I am not going out with him.
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Bailey, this isn't working.
Why isn't this working?
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- what?
- herb. He's going
To go through with it.
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He is going to expect
Me to go out with him.
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Well, I thought it would work.
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You said it worked
For you a dozen times.
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Did I say that?
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Well, maybe it wasn't a dozen.
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I can't remember exact
Numbers, but I heard it worked.
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Bailey, this is my reputation
We are toying with here,
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My life, my sanity.
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It will work, trust me. You
Just have to go all the way.
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"All the way"?
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This is no time to retreat,
This is time to attack!
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Bailey, if this doesn't work...
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Why, we'll just try sweeping it
Up here and then pin it right there...
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- hi, herbie.
- hi, herbie. Uh-oh.
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Well, look, give bunny
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And little herb my love tonight
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When you tuck
'em in... Bed, there.
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Okay.
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All right. Lucille? Lucille?
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I love you.
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I really do.
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No, it's just that I
Love you, that's all.
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I know. All right.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Well, lester, I guess it's time
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For herbie to hit
The old glory trail.
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It's gonna be some night.
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Tonight, history
Is going to be made.
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Tomorrow, I am a legend.
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I can't do it, les.
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Yes, you can.
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What?
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I know something you don't know.
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But you probably
Wouldn't be interested
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Since I found it out
With my sneaky snooper.
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Come on, now, what is it?
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The whole thing is a bluff to
Scare you away from jennifer.
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- "Bluff"?
- mm-hmm.
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This afternoon, I overheard
Jennifer tell bailey
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She had no intention of seeing
Your date through to its logical,
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Albeit slightly
Unseemly, conclusion.
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I don't believe it.
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She intends to see to it that
You're the one to back down.
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- oh?
- mm-hmm.
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Well, I got news for the
Little blonde lady out front:
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H.T. Is in for the duration.
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I mean, herb...
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- hello.
- hi, herb.
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Won't you come in?
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I'd love to come in, jenny-poo.
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Is that wine?
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Bag of wine.
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Thank you.
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Why, herb, this is a
Really fine french wine.
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Is it?
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I told the guy to give me
The best he's got in the store
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Without going over 14 bucks.
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$13.99.
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- make yourself comfortable.
- okay, fine.
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- I'll fix some cocktails.
- good. I could use a drink.
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What would you...
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Perhaps you'd be more
Comfortable in the living room.
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Right.
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What'll you have?
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You got some bourbon?
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- I do. Would you like
Anything with it?
- oh, some nuts, I guess.
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Should I, uh, sit on
The couch or the chair?
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Doesn't matter.
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Are you okay?
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Whoo!
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- I'm fine. Fine.
- should I put some music on?
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- sure. You want to dance?
- oh, no. Never mind.
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Okay.
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This is straight bourbon.
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Yes, that's what
You said you wanted.
258
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,508
It is?
259
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,786
Well...
260
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,633
This is, uh,
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00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,535
Quite a place you've
Got here, jenny.
262
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,503
Thank you.
263
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,528
- fireplace functional?
- no.
264
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,849
That your piano?
265
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,340
Yes, it is.
266
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,556
- black.
- I know.
267
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,781
Most pianos you see
Nowadays are brown.
268
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,328
- you play?
- no.
269
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,652
Good.
270
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,083
Would you, uh...
271
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,720
Would you join me on the couch?
272
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,309
All righty.
273
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,829
Herb, would you
Like to lie down?
274
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,899
- where?
- well, on the couch
Or in the bedroom.
275
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,634
Oh, god!
276
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,498
Herb, why don't you just relax?
277
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,583
I'm not doing this very
Well, am I, jennifer?
278
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,418
- you're doing just fine.
- oh, no, I'm not.
279
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,309
Damn.
280
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,725
I wanted to be so
Cool about this tonight,
281
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,493
But I can't!
282
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,864
I mean, I fantasized about
How this whole night would be.
283
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,332
It was so nice. You were you,
284
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,502
And I was, I don't
Know, somebody else,
285
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,005
Saying and doing
All the right things
286
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,463
Instead of hyperventilating
And sweating.
287
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,512
I'm sorry. Perspiring.
288
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,282
Oh, herb, don't
Put yourself down.
289
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,919
I mean, these things either
Work out naturally or they don't.
290
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,921
We just don't have
The right chemistry.
291
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,523
No, no. No, no.
292
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,226
It's my fault. I'm so stupid!
293
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:16,898
No, it's not
You, it's... It's us.
294
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,434
I bet you're pretty
Suave around your wife.
295
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,203
Sure, of course.
296
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,805
See? That's why that
Relationship works.
297
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,507
Look, I'd, uh,
298
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,909
Rather not talk about
My wife, if you don't mind.
299
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,833
Why not?
300
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,182
I feel a little guilty.
301
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,118
Don't.
302
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,320
We're just two good friends
303
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,310
Getting together
For a few drinks.
304
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,216
Nothing more?
305
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,600
I need to ask you
Something, jennifer.
306
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,524
Okay.
307
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,509
Did you say that you would
308
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,045
Go out with me tonight just to
309
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,235
Call my bluff and
Get me off your back?
310
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,720
Well, I can't say the thought
Hadn't crossed my mind.
311
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,978
It worked.
312
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:20,295
But, you know, then I thought...
313
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,164
"Why, this guy, herb,
314
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,801
"He's a pretty handsome man,
315
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,692
"And he's obviously
Crazy about women,
316
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,307
"So it would be only natural
317
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,243
"If I were a little
More than interested.
318
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:39,581
"But..." he's not mine.
319
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,951
He belongs to another woman."
320
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,920
So I thought,
321
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,678
"Well, maybe I could just
Share his company a little.
322
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:53,128
"And if I can't have
Him, any other way,
323
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:56,787
Then maybe I'll have him as
A very dear friend of mine."
324
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,170
Yeah?
325
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,439
Yes.
326
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,376
- well, that's not so bad.
- you think so?
327
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,213
Heck, no.
328
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,149
I mean, sometimes,
You know, I just like to
329
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,952
Be with a woman,
You know, without...
330
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,575
Pulling anything.
331
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:25,683
Then why don't you
Take me out to dinner?
332
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,767
I'd be delighted.
333
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,336
My wrap is in the bedroom.
334
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,127
Okay, fine.
335
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,190
You'd better get it.
336
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,681
Okay.
337
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,922
Don't fool with me, boy.
338
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,073
Man: wkrp in cincinnati
339
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,857
will be back after this.
340
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,879
- morning, jennifer.
- oh, good morning,
Mr. Carlson.
341
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,349
Uh, anything I, uh,
Need to deal with?
342
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,673
- of course not.
- mm
343
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,457
- well, in that case...
- you don't want
To be disturbed.
344
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,481
Right.
345
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,797
- feeling better, fever?
- uh, yeah, thank you.
346
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,166
I had about 17 hours'
Straight sleep.
347
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,635
I think I'm seeing what
I'm supposed to see.
348
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:17,238
Herb: ♪ don't go changin' ♪
349
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:20,875
♪ to try and please me ♪
350
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:24,313
♪ you've never let
Me down before ♪
351
00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,637
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
352
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,621
- you were terrific last night.
- you too.
353
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,090
- thanks for the drinks.
- my pleasure.
354
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,925
♪ I just wanted ♪
355
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,193
♪ someone to talk to ♪
356
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:42,252
♪ I like you just
The way you are ♪
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