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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:04,836 ♪ ease the pain of nowhere ♪ 2 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:08,774 ♪ stop my heart from breaking ♪ 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:11,076 ♪ just lie to me ♪ 4 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:15,080 ♪ truth couldn't help me now ♪ 5 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,383 Lie to me! The truth Couldn't help me now. 6 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,320 Whew! Some stone-cold Truth in that, babies. 7 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:24,256 That is the durocs, And this is the doctor, 8 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,285 And you know I Wouldn't lie to you. 9 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,862 I want to tell you It's 8:10 in the a.M. 10 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,130 I told you the Truth wouldn't help. 11 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,800 That means it's wake-up time! 12 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:39,238 It's your last call for Meaningful employment, 13 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,907 So you've just got time To jump out of your jammies 14 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,909 And pour yourself a nice, hot, 15 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:47,379 Steaming cup of... Man: chemicals. 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,017 what do they mean? How Have they touched your life? 17 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:54,697 Child: mommy, are these Green pork chops still good? 18 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,190 Man: a few short years ago, the answer Would've been an unfortunate "No," 19 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,225 but today, green meat is... 20 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,627 Good morning, good Morning, good morning. 21 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,363 Good morning. 22 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:07,044 - what are you Doing here so early? - well, I work here, remember? 23 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:10,168 Oh, yes. Travis. 24 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,771 John, allow me to just Take a moment here, sir, 25 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,318 To say to you, a, what a Special human being you are, 26 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,686 And b, what a wonderful Job you continue to do... 27 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:18,221 Travis... 28 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,678 - what? - it's early. What do you want? 29 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:23,749 I want to know if you might Be in the market for a favor. 30 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,628 - giving or taking? - maybe both. 31 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,518 Mm-hmm. Coming out here. 32 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,889 Child: oh, mommy, none of these Apples have ugly, brown spots. 33 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,369 Man: that's right. And They won't, even long after 34 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:36,962 the apples are unsafe to eat. 35 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,465 A natural part of life. 36 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,494 - hey, let's talk fun. - let's not. 37 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,281 You're a good-looking guy. As You know, my sister's in town, 38 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,851 And I've been showing her around for Four days now and having a great time. 39 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,319 - why? 'cause she's A lot of fun. - swell. 40 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,844 But I'm her brother, so I was Wondering if maybe you could... 41 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,079 Travis, give me a break, huh? 42 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,715 Well, why not? 43 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,718 - blind dates? - I'm willing to pay for it. 44 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,756 You'll pay? 45 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,992 Well, she's not Having any fun with me. 46 00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:10,095 How can you do that, Man? How can you put 47 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:13,798 A dollar value on Your sister's company? 48 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,707 And more importantly, how much? 49 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,737 30 bucks. 50 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,617 What's wrong with your sister? 51 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,041 - all right, 40. - up front? 52 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,344 What's she look like? 53 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:29,080 Is she a large woman? 54 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:32,417 - no, she's cute, she's Charming, she's fun company. - mm-hmm. 55 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,886 - what does she look like? - like me. 56 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,633 - fifty. - you got it. 57 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,692 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 58 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:44,763 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 59 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:49,300 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 60 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:53,872 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 61 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,976 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 62 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:02,280 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 63 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:06,851 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 64 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:10,222 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 65 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:16,261 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪ 66 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,768 It's very, very simple. 67 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,435 S-s-six buttons? 68 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:27,873 No, actually, there Are just five buttons. 69 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,685 This little red One here on the end 70 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,877 Is used to put people on hold. 71 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,945 - oh. - my personal favorite. 72 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,183 Okay. I think I've got it. 73 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,918 I'm sure you have. 74 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:43,321 Now, you take good care of my Telephone and have a lot of fun. 75 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,258 - I'll see you tomorrow. - okay. 76 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,559 And you have a Good time shopping. 77 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:52,463 Oh, I will. I always have a Wonderful time spending money. 78 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,436 Oh, jennifer, what If the call's for me? 79 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,037 Oh, don't be an old silly. 80 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,611 I'm sorry. I certainly don't Want to be an old silly. 81 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,818 Good morning. Wkrp radio. 82 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,588 Oh, I'm sorry. Jennifer's not in today. 83 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,524 Oh, she's gone shopping. 84 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,494 Well, shoes, I think. 85 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,729 Where? Oh, from new york? 86 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,966 Well, listen, can I take a message? 87 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:30,202 I couldn't tell her Anything like that. 88 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,203 I have to hang up. 89 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:34,005 Boy. 90 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:40,212 Oh, good morning, Young lady. May I help you? 91 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,391 Yes, I was looking for... 92 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,648 Excuse me just a moment. 93 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:47,118 Good morning. Wkrp radio. 94 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,320 Yeah, hold on. I've got To answer the phone. 95 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,689 Good morning, wkrp radio. 96 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,691 What? Oh, I'm sorry. 97 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,706 You aren't the person I Was just talking to, are you? 98 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,396 Hold on a minute. 99 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,498 Good morning. Wkrp radio. 100 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:04,201 What? Well, look, We all make mistakes. 101 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,672 I don't think there's any cause To use that kind of language. 102 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,374 Yeah, well, so are you. 103 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,154 Now, where were we? 104 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,511 Oh. 105 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,414 So, - I am carol travis, Andy's sister. - ah. 106 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,651 Andy who? Oh, Travis, travis, yeah. 107 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,287 I'm arthur carlson, And I'm in charge here. 108 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,724 Oh. Nice to meet You, mr. Carlson. 109 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,770 It looks like they Keep you very busy. 110 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,139 Oh, you mean this? Oh, I Don't do what I'm doing here. 111 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,141 Usually what I do, I do In there. But the lady 112 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,143 That does here what I'm doing here isn't here, 113 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,335 And so I'm actually doing what She does here instead of in there. 114 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,882 - oh. - I look at this As an opportunity 115 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,952 To come out here and get a taste Of what it's like in the trenches. 116 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,845 Oh, sort of like front-line Action, in there with the troops. 117 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,546 That's it exactly. 118 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,750 And that's why I'm not Embarrassed about it either. 119 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,219 Don't touch me, Les, and I mean it. 120 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,321 Well, I'm sorry. 121 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,192 - hi, big guy. - what's happened to you? 122 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,795 Herb fell from the sky, big guy. 123 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,310 Now he's trying to Blame me for everything. 124 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,201 You bet I am. 125 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:12,348 We went out to do bailey's Hang-gliding promotion yesterday... 126 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,839 You know, where I go up In the air in the fish suit? 127 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,008 - oh. - well, this jerk here 128 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,110 Is driving the car That's pulling me. 129 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,145 I get about 20 feet Off the ground, 130 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:25,249 And he decides to Stop for a stop sign. 131 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,864 - that's the law, herb. - "That's the law, herb." 132 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,088 Tell it to my back, les. 133 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,902 Oh, hey, listen, guys, I got Somebody I want you to meet. 134 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:36,661 This is andy's Little sister, carol. 135 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,931 - hi. - hi. 136 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,835 Ah, a little travis-ette, huh? 137 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,804 This is herb tarlek, And this is les nessman. 138 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,107 Yes, I've heard a lot About both of you. 139 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,108 - no doubt. - listen, guys, 140 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,444 Why don't you take carol On back to andy's office? 141 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,291 Certainly. This Way, miss travis. 142 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,249 Boy, I'm in a lot Of pain, carol. 143 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:01,397 - really? - yeah, but my head's clear, And I thank god for that. 144 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:08,059 Good morning. Wkrp radio. 145 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:11,196 Oh, I'm sorry, but Arthur carlson's not in. 146 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,865 No, he's in washington, 147 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,001 Lunching with the Head of the fcc. 148 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,206 Sure, it's silly, but That's where he is. 149 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:25,577 Venus, you will have fun. 150 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:29,080 All you have to do is put on this Fish suit and hold on to the bar. 151 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,083 - then why don't you do it? - what would that prove? 152 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,919 People want to see a star. 153 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,522 Now, you are a Star. Think of it... 154 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,124 You'll be flying Way up high in the air, 155 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,960 Your hair will be Flowing in the breeze... 156 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,432 Or not. 157 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,534 Venus, uh, this is 158 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:53,004 My promotional idea, And I need your help. 159 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,718 Now, I sent herb up this Past weekend, but who's herb? 160 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,543 A nobody. I need a Star. I want a star. 161 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:02,346 - but is it dangerous? - oh, of course not. 162 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:04,327 - hey, venus. - venus: what's happening? 163 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:08,052 Hey, venus is going up in The hang glider this weekend. 164 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,632 - good. - I'll think about it. 165 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,133 - think about this. - what's this? 166 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,935 This is your playlist From last week. 167 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,593 Now, in my humble opinion, You're not playing enough hits. 168 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,207 - I don't play hits, I make 'em. - no, venus, let me Tell you something. 169 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,565 See, this is a top-40 Station. We play the hits. 170 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,412 What about johnny? You talk to him? 171 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,615 I thought I'd talk to someone From our solar system first. 172 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,372 Andy! Picture yourself flying 173 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,374 Way up high in the air. 174 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,563 Your hair is flowing in the Breeze. Now, that stuff will flow. 175 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,279 Not now, bailey. 176 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,549 Okay, I'll just go ask johnny. 177 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,420 Andy, I'll bet you think I Play too many black songs. 178 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:45,335 Come on, venus. This has nothing To do with race, and you know it. 179 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,125 Play something white. 180 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:51,095 I play the best music, Man. Music has no color. 181 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,976 Andy, look. Your sister's here. 182 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,166 - hiya, sis. - hi, bro. 183 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,839 Miss travis, 184 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:05,076 This is venus Flytrap, and he's a... 185 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,912 A disc jockey. 186 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,047 Hi. 187 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,683 Oh, travis, this must be the "A" side of the family, huh? 188 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,787 - oh, yeah. - guess what happened To me this weekend. 189 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,056 So, have you enjoyed Your visit here in cincinnati? 190 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,192 Oh, yeah. And so Far we've seen, uh, 191 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:24,161 King's island, the zoo, And then on sunday, 192 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,865 We watched a whole bunch of Football games on andy's tv set. 193 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,035 All right, so I'm not Much of a tour guide. 194 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,003 Well, I am. 195 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,907 - this is the award-winning News room over here. - oh, boy, I'd better sit down. 196 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,355 I'm in a great deal of pain, especially After what happened to me this weekend. 197 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,419 What happened to You this weekend, herb? 198 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,514 Huh? Oh, nothing. 199 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,850 Oh. Come on, come on, herbert. 200 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,485 No. No, really, andy. 201 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,020 I'd rather not talk about it. 202 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,669 Well, all right. In that case, come On, carol, I'll show you around. 203 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,159 - travis, les tried to kill me. - tell me about it. 204 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,596 Venus, will you show Carol around the station? 205 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,497 My pleasure. 206 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,036 Well? 207 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,804 Tell him, les. 208 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:11,976 Well, andy, herb fell Down and went boom. 209 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,178 "Boom"? 210 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,847 "Boom"? "Boom"? 211 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,493 Take it easy, Herb. Take it easy. 212 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,617 Oh, I just thank God my head is clear. 213 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,819 Yeah. Excuse me. 214 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,955 Hello? Hello? 215 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,793 Hello? 216 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,863 Hello, herb tarlek here. 217 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:35,800 - les nessman here. Hello? - what in the hell Is going on? Hello? 218 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,414 - so, this is Our hallway here. - oh. 219 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,050 That's the broadcasting booth, And that's johnny fever on the air. 220 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,375 - hmm. - these are our windows. 221 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,822 There's actually a nice View of the city right there. 222 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,423 - you see the ohio river? - uh-huh. 223 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,991 - that's riverfront stadium. - oh. 224 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,693 That's the negmann Building right there. 225 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,797 And there's a man exercising in The nude. Moving right along... 226 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,903 - so, are you having A nice time? - oh, yeah. 227 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,027 Uh, no. Actually not. 228 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,097 It has been so boring. You Know brothers and sisters. 229 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,511 Oh, heck, I'd be glad to show You around all the hot spots. 230 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,646 - oh, yeah? - yeah. You like To roller skate? 231 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,716 - well, I haven't done it Since I was a little kid. - well, let's go. 232 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,940 - you're serious? - sure. Right now. 233 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,354 - what if I fall down Or something? - I'll roll over you. 234 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,011 Oh, nice guy. 235 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,948 Les: so let me leave you With this one question: 236 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:28,486 why are the olympics Being held in russia? 237 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:32,457 Time after time, in commerce, In treaties, in wheat, 238 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,926 In international Dealings of all kinds, 239 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,295 These godless russians Have proved themselves 240 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,131 To be less than truthful. 241 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,569 How do we know they will Report the olympic scores... 242 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,672 Faithfully? 243 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,942 Is there a conspiracy here? 244 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:55,413 If so, between whom? 245 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,450 What about the water? 246 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,751 Think about it. 247 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,889 This is les nessman saying good Night, and may the good news be yours. 248 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,396 Now stay tuned for the Venus flytrap musical program, 249 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,398 Following this. 250 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,867 - les, where's venus. - I don't know, andy. 251 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,915 He left with my sister About 10:00 this morning. 252 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,406 I haven't seen them Since, and it's dark outside. 253 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:24,353 - it is? - yeah, I got her a date With johnny tonight. 254 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,155 Well, I'm sure she'll show up. 255 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,190 Right now, I think your Main concern is venus. 256 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,382 He's supposed to be on The air in seven seconds. 257 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:39,450 Six, five, four, three, two... 258 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,159 Jingle singers: ♪ wkrp ♪ 259 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,962 ♪ cincinnati ♪ 260 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:48,165 Hello. Venus flytrap Is not here this evening. 261 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,668 However, a very good friend Of his will be taking over... 262 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:56,407 Apollo flytrap... So Take it away, apollo. 263 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,710 Yes, is the laid-back Soul sound. 264 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,016 Let's listen to some really Heavy rhythm and blues. 265 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,204 Once again, this is the Laid-back soul sound 266 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,955 Of wkrp in cincinnati. 267 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,091 ♪ I am woman, hear me roar... ♪ 268 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,230 - where is venus? - I don't know. 269 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,299 He left with my Sister hours ago. 270 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,101 - so? - so, so... 271 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,914 So he's supposed to Be on the air right now. 272 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,706 Oh, my god! Do you want me to Go get a substitute-type guy? 273 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,453 - could you do that For me, please? - yes, of course. 274 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,313 And he can call in. 275 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,649 Boy, what a day. Gee, it's Rough out there, travis. 276 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,030 All the lights on that phone, All those calls coming in. 277 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,387 Sometimes all five of Those buttons lit up at once. 278 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,002 I'll tell you, I am just beginning To appreciate the incredible job 279 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,271 That jennifer marlowe's Been doing for this station. 280 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,261 She's the key, the nerve center, 281 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,308 The information Central, that's what she is, 282 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,310 And by golly, none of Us ever better forget it. 283 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,413 I'm kind of busy now. Is there something Specific you wanted to talk about? 284 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,237 Huh? What? Oh, no. 285 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,472 I've got a message Here for venus. 286 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,641 What'd he say? 287 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,110 "For," from"... Gee, I don't know. 288 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,546 - boy, those words are so close. - what'd he say? 289 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,850 - he says, "I won't Be in tonight." - why not? 290 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,085 - I don't remember. - you don't remember. 291 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,033 Look, I answered some 48 calls Out there this afternoon, travis. 292 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,501 All right, all right. Does it Say what time he called in? 293 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,326 It's not on there. 294 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,162 Is it on there as to where They went, what they're doing? 295 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,930 Nope, that's it. 296 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,877 - thank you very much. - uh-huh. 297 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,101 I'm going home, Take a hot shower. 298 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:33,438 If jennifer ever walks out on My like this again, I'm quitting. 299 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:40,411 ♪ I am invincible... ♪ 300 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,581 Yes, and the mellow Sound just keep on coming. 301 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,083 Here's another record for All my soul brothers out there. 302 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,786 You're listening to wkrp. 303 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,889 Hey, let's get... Fun-kay! 304 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,124 ♪ the night ♪ 305 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,595 ♪ they drove old dixie down ♪ 306 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,964 ♪ and all the Bells were ringin' ♪ 307 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,966 ♪ the night ♪ 308 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,802 ♪ they drove old dixie down ♪ 309 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,282 Krp. Uh-huh. 310 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,786 Uh-huh. Uh, yes, sir, 311 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,321 The deejay on the Air tonight was black. 312 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,510 He just grew up in an All-white neighborhood, 313 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,827 And he's having a tough Time working things out. 314 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,996 Yeah. Okay, I'll tell him. 315 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,199 Well, I'm here. 316 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,868 Why? 317 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,071 "Why"? I have a date With your sister. 318 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,507 She's out with venus. 319 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,308 Uh-huh. 320 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,377 I usually date girls three times 321 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,347 Before they start Dating other guys. 322 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,283 Well, they're not Dating, they're lost. 323 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,452 Oh, no, they're not. 324 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,321 I've been blown out Of the saddle again. 325 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,558 - quit talking Nonsense, will you? - right. 326 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,039 - I'm not gonna Pay you back the $50. - oh, yes, you are. 327 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,798 - you said you don't Talk nonsense, so... - hey, man, what's going on? 328 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,368 - where have you been? - we had so much fun. 329 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,438 - hi. - hi. 330 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,451 - I think these are for you. - oh, thank you. 331 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,310 - wait a minute. Give me those. - those are my flowers, man. 332 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,378 - venus? - thanks, man. 333 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,750 - where have you two been? - around. What's the problem? 334 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,154 I called in enough time to get a Substitute. Who was that guy, anyway? 335 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,989 That was me. 336 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,098 I had to do the first Hour of your show. 337 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,894 We heard you, andy. That's why we came over. 338 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,163 Boy, do you stink. 339 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,431 You sound like samurai negro. 340 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,473 All right, you two. Look, I asked venus 341 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,175 To show you around The station, not the state. 342 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,278 I got you a date with this Guy. This guy right here. 343 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,979 Hi. 344 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,382 What's wrong with your Sister being out with me? 345 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,651 - nothing. You didn't call. - I called. 346 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,898 - I didn't get the message. - that's carlson's fault. 347 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,624 - oh, okay, all right. - yeah. What's the real Problem here, anyway? 348 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,927 - you're late, that's all. - hey, come on, you guys, f... 349 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,463 Hi. 350 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,899 Andy, I'm not your Little kid sister anymore. 351 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,768 You can't tell me what to do. 352 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,970 You stay out of this, carol. 353 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,916 I know why you don't want me to Go out with your sister, you know. 354 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,474 Come on, guys. Why Don't we sing, huh? 355 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,410 You know, a sing-along. What do you say? 356 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,780 - that is not the reason. - oh, yes, it is. 357 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,850 ♪ viva las vegas ♪ 358 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,919 Come on, you guys know it, huh? 359 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,955 Andy, venus was Really nice to me. 360 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,758 Oh. Well, I apologize. 361 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,928 Look, he's apologizing. That's great. 362 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,397 Now, why don't we all Go out and get some pizza. 363 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,300 I got 50 bucks. That'll Buy a lot of pizza. 364 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,670 What do you say? Come on. Yum-yum, huh? 365 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,307 - well, I'm up for it. - great. Why don't we all go? 366 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,442 - I don't feel like it. - neither do I. 367 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,755 Okay, carol, it's you and me. It's right across the street. 368 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,424 - um, I... I... I... - no, you'll like it. 369 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,548 It's a very sophisticated Little place. 370 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,653 So, you know what I mean. 371 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,322 Thanks, snooky. 372 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,890 I think these are for you. 373 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,893 So, the thing is, carol, 374 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,697 Your brother really is Under some pressure, see? 375 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,200 Yeah, I know. But he loves venus. They've been friends for years. 376 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,103 It's just a little Misunderstanding. It'll pass. 377 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:30,073 Nope. Nope, it's racial. But My brother's not a bigot. 378 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,109 We're all bigots, okay? 379 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,646 Bigotry started a long time ago. 380 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,814 Nobody knows where. 381 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,451 I think the french started it. 382 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,055 The thing is... 383 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,692 Carol, excuse me. I'm sorry. 384 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,473 - oh, hey, you don't have... - oh, sis, I'm sorrier than he is. 385 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,774 - no, you're not, man. - I am. 386 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,043 - no, you're not. - I am! 387 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,534 Either way, why Don't you sit down? 388 00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,370 So, uh, you guys are Friends again, huh? 389 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,739 Both: oh, yeah. 390 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,386 You see, I was just really mad 391 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,610 Because venus didn't Show up for his show. 392 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,624 When in fact, what he was worried about Was his sister going out with a black guy. 393 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,527 - which is what venus thinks. - and what andy won't admit. 394 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,429 - because it's nuts. - but it's true. 395 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,054 Are you sure you guys got This thing straightened out? 396 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,391 Both: oh, yeah. 397 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,559 Because I should've Come into work. 398 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,630 And because there's Something to what venus says. 399 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,366 I hate to admit It, but it's true. 400 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,136 I just thought we'd put all that Black and white junk behind us. 401 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,372 We cut down the tree, but The roots run pretty deep. 402 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,374 - andy, I got 'em too. - yeah? 403 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,603 Yeah. You think I'd want my sister To go out with that guy there? 404 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,533 What did I do? 405 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,850 Venus, that's not race. That's just good taste. 406 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:52,089 You know, I'm not really Black. I'm sort of cocoa brown. 407 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,725 - and you're beige. - oh, well... 408 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,061 But that dude is White. Now, that's white. 409 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,133 I'm just pale, okay? 410 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,801 See, they're pals again, so They want to gang up on me. 411 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,038 Venus, you can go out with My sister anytime you want to. 412 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:11,074 - thanks, andy. - 413 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,110 Whoa. 414 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,479 Now, there is a good song. 415 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,081 - you two ought to dance. - I don't know, andy. 416 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,310 Wait a minute. You act Like I'm not even here. 417 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,319 I mean, talk about prejudice. 418 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,588 I'm sorry, sis. I thought You liked to dance. 419 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,958 - well, I do, but... - well, then, venus, Dance with my sister. 420 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,594 - I don't want to dance. - it's not a good idea, man. 421 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,163 I don't mind. 422 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,191 Andy, you're not A bigot. It's okay. 423 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,112 - hey, I don't mind. Really, I don't mind. - I don't want to dance! 424 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,636 Dancing is out, travis. Forget the dancing. 425 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,739 - dance, venus. - I don't... 426 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,012 Venus, dance with my sister. 427 00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,920 All right, I'll dance. Do you want to dance? 428 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,222 - yes. - all right. Here we go. Dancin'. 429 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,114 - gon' dance now, boss. - all right. 430 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,360 How can I dance to that Music, man? That's not music. 431 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,685 Music has no color. 432 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,990 I think that's great. No Racial problems here. 433 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,004 - carol: jitterbug? - venus: oh, yeah. 434 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,706 Just what the hell do You think you're doing, boy? 435 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,842 Who are you calling "Boy"? 436 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,045 - this girl's white, boy. - I'm beige. 437 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:25,115 I'll take care of this. Who Are you calling "Boy," boy? 438 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,494 - no, I can handle this. - I'll handle this. 439 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:27,829 - no, I'll handle this. - let me handle this. 440 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,020 No, I'm the boy Here. I'll handle this. 441 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,689 Boys, boys, boys, 442 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,558 Now, we can settle This, surely, like men... 443 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,282 Oh, jennifer, jennifer, I'm glad to see you back. 444 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,473 Oh, boy, am I glad To see you here! 445 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,310 - what happened to your voice? - I lost it yesterday On the ph-ph-phone. 446 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:56,091 Aside from that, did anything Else happen while I was gone? 447 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,955 No, no, no. Business as usual. 448 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,196 Morning, jennifer, big guy. 449 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,900 - morning. - hi, herb. 450 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,656 Hi, jennifer. 451 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,258 - mr. Carlson, can we talk? - sure. 452 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,296 Welcome back, jennifer. 453 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,232 - morning. - morning. 454 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,140 - johnny? - yeah? 455 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,775 What happened here yesterday? 456 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,452 Andy's sister Stopped by for a while. 457 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,654 Oh. 458 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,389 Oh, yeah. 459 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,973 - hello, jennifer. - hi. 460 00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:00,176 Welcome back. 461 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,215 Thank you. 36088

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