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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:04,047 Now, listen, travis, this Is the thomas 617 avenger, 2 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:07,117 And it's perfect for Stalking the elusive bonefish. 3 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,386 "Bonefish"? They good to eat? 4 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,388 Wake up, travis. You Don't eat bonefish. 5 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,492 You catch 'em, and Then you put 'em back. 6 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,893 Wait a minute. Let Me get this straight. 7 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,128 - you're gonna Fly to miami, - yeah. 8 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:22,566 You're gonna change planes, to A small, dangerous little craft, 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:25,736 Fly through the bermuda triangle With a pilot that does not speak english, 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,604 Mm. 11 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,873 Rent a boat, hire a guide... 12 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,908 How much are you into This thing for? About $5,000? 13 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,943 - yeah, about. - mm-hmm. 14 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,346 To catch this fish And then let it go? 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,081 Yeah. 16 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:41,551 That's got to be fun. 17 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,887 Airplane tickets. 18 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,822 Do not lose. 19 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,424 Oh. Yeah. They're The ones. Thank you. 20 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,527 Where are the Hotel reservations? 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,229 Hotel reservations? Huh? Oh, uh... Oh. 22 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,398 Now, listen very closely. 23 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:59,636 At 4:30, pick up carmen, Drive to airport, 24 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,706 Check luggage with Skycap, board plane, 25 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,308 Ask the stewardess, "Where is this plane going?" 26 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:07,544 Come on, jennifer. 27 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,646 I'm taking carmen with me. 28 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,715 Now, you be sure and Stay very close to her. 29 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,416 I promise. 30 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,652 Jennifer: oh, hello, mrs. Carlson. How are you? 31 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,621 - hello, jennifer. - carmen, sweetheart. 32 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,491 - hi, mrs. Carlson. - oh, hello, andy. 33 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,726 Am I interrupting? I'm Probably interrupting. 34 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,628 - no, no, no. - are you sure? 35 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,263 I'm positive. Is She interrupting? 36 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,165 Hmm? Oh, no. No interruption. 37 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,535 - well, good. - I'll bet you're just So excited about your trip. 38 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,905 Bone-fishing? Oh, well, Arthur enjoys it so. 39 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,307 - well, you do too. - oh, I do. 40 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,574 - you're sure? - sure, I'm sure. 41 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,876 - you sure? - sure. 42 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,077 Ah. 43 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,146 Well, obviously you two have 44 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,481 A lot of details to discuss, So we'll get right back to work. 45 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,251 - thank you, andrew. - so nice seeing you. 46 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,153 Nice to see you too. 47 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:52,155 Carmen, I've got a Surprise for you. 48 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,558 - I've got A surprise for you too. - okay, you say yours first. 49 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,526 - yours first. - are you sure? 50 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,994 - I'm sure. - okay, thank you. 51 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:00,496 - you're welcome. - I got you this thomas 617. 52 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,665 Oh, arthur, you use that. 53 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,969 - oh, no, no, no. You use it. - I'll use the carlyle rod. 54 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,105 - are you sure? - I'm sure. 55 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,672 - oh, thanks. - you're welcome. 56 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,708 Hey, listen, what's Your surprise? 57 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,700 I'm pregnant. 58 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:21,717 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 59 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:25,788 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 60 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:30,393 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 61 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:34,797 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 62 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,901 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 63 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:43,206 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 64 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:47,777 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 65 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:51,147 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 66 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:57,042 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪ 67 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,194 - baby? - that's right, arthur. 68 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:08,297 - a-a baby? - are you upset? 69 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,133 Well, I'm surprised, I'm stunned. 70 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,169 This is shocking news, carmen. 71 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,659 Tell me about it. 72 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,074 A baby? 73 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,876 - what should we do? - I don't know. 74 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,678 Neither do I. 75 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,347 I've got it. 76 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,349 Cancel the trip. 77 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,284 Well, that's a start. 78 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,953 - who told you You were pregnant? - dr. Levin. 79 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:34,190 - oh, well, They don't always know. - this guy does. 80 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,126 Listen, I can remember Once in high school, 81 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,927 This one girl who Thought she was pregnant... 82 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,062 Oh, never mind. 83 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,266 Can you... 84 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:45,835 - oh, hello, mrs. Carlson. - hello, les. 85 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,193 Les, would you excuse us, Please? My wife is pregnant. 86 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,396 Yes, of course. 87 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,280 - arthur... - huh? 88 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,648 Do you want to have this baby? 89 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,417 - yeah, sure. - you do? 90 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,854 - well, don't you? - oh, arthur, I'm in shock. 91 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,390 - ah, carmen, this is Gonna be wonderful. - it is? 92 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,225 - sure. - oh, good. 93 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,229 And... - thank you. - you're welcome. 94 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,565 Who is it? 95 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,468 Les nessman. 96 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,970 Yeah? 97 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:23,306 Did you say your Wife is pregnant? 98 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,976 Yes, I did. 99 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,532 Thank you. 100 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,781 I'm so excited. Haven't we said 101 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,583 Little arthur needs A brother or sister? 102 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,018 He needs something. 103 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,120 Don't you want the baby? I Thought you wanted a baby. 104 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,389 Oh. Oh, I wanted a baby. 105 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:43,960 I just wanted it a Couple of years ago. 106 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,595 Oh, now, maybe this Child will be a girl. 107 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,899 A little girl. 108 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,200 Huh? 109 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,702 Oh, wouldn't that be nice? 110 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,871 Oh, wow! 111 00:04:55,895 --> 00:05:01,577 Arthur, uh, I'm over 30. 112 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,302 I might even be over 40. I'd have to check. 113 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,052 Listen, carmen, you're Younger and prettier 114 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:13,423 And... Sexier than The day I married you. 115 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,313 You're not just saying that? 116 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,864 Don't I show it? 117 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:23,621 Yes, you do, you rascal. 118 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,607 Hey. 119 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:34,410 We're gonna have Another baby, baby. 120 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,412 Are you sure? 121 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,048 Oh, I think it's great. 122 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,551 When do you suppose That it happened? 123 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,455 Dr. Levin says four weeks ago. 124 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,656 Four weeks ago? 125 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,580 Four-four weeks ago? 126 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:58,390 I'll bet it was tuesday night After the kiwanis dance. 127 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,307 You sure were beautiful In that blue dress. 128 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,509 Maybe it was that Night anson williams 129 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,666 Hosted the tonight show. 130 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,284 No. 131 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,487 It was friday night, remember? 132 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,111 Right after we came back From seeing superman. 133 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,429 I can't believe it. 134 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,431 I just can't believe it. 135 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:31,167 Herb, what's so Surprising about a baby? 136 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,071 Oh, les, you Wouldn't understand. 137 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,306 Mr. Carlson and mrs. Carlson are married, you know. 138 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,609 Nevertheless, I Just can't picture 139 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:43,279 The big guy getting Very romantic. 140 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,581 - oh, I can. - you can? 141 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,317 - sure. - get out of town. 142 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,454 I think mr. Carlson Is a very sexy man 143 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,323 With a lot of animal magnetism. 144 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,761 Have you got a lot to learn. 145 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:01,330 Oh, yeah, and I think he's Cute and kind of cuddly. 146 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,567 Cute and cuddly? 147 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,804 Now, that's the most Ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 148 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,974 Look, I know a sexy Guy when I see one. 149 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,864 Both: ooh! 150 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,883 You know what I'm Talking about, now. 151 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,973 Oh, have I got a guy for you. 152 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,758 Help me, les. 153 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,894 I said help me, you little twit. 154 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,896 You mean, mr. Carlson 155 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,599 Just isn't... Your type? 156 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,901 I mean, I just don't Think of the big guy 157 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,170 Getting very Romantic, that's all. 158 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,406 - why not? - look, 159 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,408 Mr. And mrs. Carlson Have been married 160 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,943 For a long, long time, And everybody knows 161 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,580 That once you've been married a Year or two, the heavy stuff is gone. 162 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:54,316 Not so. Research shows that 163 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:58,588 The average married couple Makes love 2.96 times a week. 164 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,357 Not so. Not in cincinnati. 165 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,980 I know. 166 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:09,164 Bailey, what are you doing With information like that? 167 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,901 Well, I guess I read It somewhere, les. 168 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,904 Uh, 2.96? 169 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,395 Wonder how they Do the "96" part. 170 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:25,614 That is just an average, johnny. 171 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:29,452 Well, it should Average out to 3. 172 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:32,310 Somebody is not Doing something right. 173 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,892 Look, I'm telling you, 174 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:40,629 Married people don't... Rumba that often. 175 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,866 - "Rumba"? - you know. 176 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,390 Oh, herbie, I bet they do too. 177 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,774 Hard at work again, huh? 178 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,944 I don't know how you people Do it... Just work, work, work. 179 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:58,247 Well, I'm exhausted. Jennifer, let's have lunch. 180 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,249 Oh, okay. We could Shop till around 3:00. 181 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,151 Oh, that'd be great. 182 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,643 Then maybe we'd have Time for a rumba lesson. 183 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:10,092 Hiya, herbert. How's sales? 184 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,962 Fine. 185 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,964 What's the matter with herb? 186 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,988 Herb's not average, andy. 187 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,505 You bet I'm average. 188 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:26,342 I'm about as average as it gets. 189 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,244 I think that's right. 190 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:31,313 Did you hear about carlson? 191 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,282 Oh, yeah. It's the Talk of the town. 192 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,584 - what do you think? - well, I don't know What to think. 193 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:38,854 - I don't believe it. - I think it's very touching. 194 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,690 How about you? What do you think? 195 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,692 I think I wouldn't Want to be responsible 196 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,595 For bringing another person Into this world the way it is. 197 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,730 Here we go again. 198 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,332 Well, the future Does look pretty bleak. 199 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,668 - you've seen the future? - yeah. 200 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,626 - where? - in my living room. 201 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,520 - hi. - mr. Carlson: hi. 202 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,561 You know, jennifer, 203 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,497 Carmen and I have made a lot Of mistakes with little arthur. 204 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,799 - I know. - what? 205 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,068 I mean, if you say so. 206 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,271 Oh. Now we've got a chance To do it all over again. 207 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,840 How many times have You said to yourself, 208 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,043 "If I knew then What I know now"? 209 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,179 Huh? Huh? Oh, by golly, This is the new "Then." 210 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,048 But now, I mean. 211 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,617 Because I know now what I didn't used to know then. 212 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,553 As a matter of speaking, you could Say that I know now what I know now. 213 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,479 I know. Now, if You'll excuse me. 214 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,028 Mama! This is my mother. 215 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,562 Hello, jennifer. 216 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,497 Hello, mrs. Carlson. How have you been? 217 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:58,300 Perfect. And you? 218 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,924 The same. 219 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,645 Hi, mom. 220 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,247 - don't slouch. - I'm not slouching. 221 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:13,882 - yes, you are. - I am not. 222 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,573 Yes, you are. 223 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,288 You sure look lovely, mom. 224 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,256 Thank you. 225 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,726 Have you been ill? 226 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:27,095 No. I've got a surprise for you. 227 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:30,933 I heard. Carmen Told me on the phone. 228 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,869 Well, uh, what do you think? 229 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:37,473 I think babies are For young people. 230 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,241 Well, I'm not so old. 231 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,712 Well, if you don't care how it Looks, let's consider the child. 232 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,248 There are dangers. Suppose the baby isn't normal. 233 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,984 Look, mother, we know All about that stuff. 234 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,687 It's called down syndrome. There are Tests. We are taking every precaution. 235 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,956 Then let's talk about Carmen's well being. 236 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,791 How does she feel about this? 237 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,793 Oh, listen, she's all for it. 238 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,762 Hmm. I wonder. 239 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,298 You know, you and Carmen are so sensitive 240 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,734 Of each other's feelings, I don't think you ever 241 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,924 Really tell one Another the truth. 242 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,573 Well, at, you know, first, She didn't want the baby, 243 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,309 But, uh, I talked her into it. 244 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,946 - you what? - well, yeah. Uh... 245 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,948 Do you realize, arthur, That since your birth, 246 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,052 I've never been able To wear a wristwatch? 247 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,921 What? 248 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:30,492 Something went wrong With my magnetic field. 249 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,728 I'm sorry, but, Uh... Look, mother, 250 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,931 Did you come up here Just to rattle my cage? 251 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:38,834 No, arthur. No, I've come up Here because I'm concerned. 252 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,270 Many things can go Wrong in childbirth. 253 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,540 Carmen is not a young woman. 254 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,877 Well, we'll be careful. 255 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,513 "We'll be careful"? What do you Mean, "We"? You're not having the baby. 256 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,815 Well, no, but... 257 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,551 Then let's not be Selfish about this. 258 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,608 What I recommend is an abortion. 259 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,258 - an abortion? - that's right. 260 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,128 Oh, well, mom, I don't Think we could do that. 261 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,130 I-I mean, listen, if You'd have had one, 262 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,465 I wouldn't even Be here right now. 263 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:14,036 Don't be ridiculous. 264 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,993 Arthur, let... 265 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,480 Arthur, 266 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,550 Let me tell you something I don't Think I've ever told you before: 267 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,020 I like carmen. I Like her very much. 268 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,322 I don't want anything To happen to her, 269 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,726 And I don't want her to have To go through with this ordeal 270 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,728 Just to please you. 271 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:42,264 Now, an abortion is Possible and legal. 272 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:45,300 You think about that. 273 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,125 Oh, by the way, what Time do you have? 274 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,174 - 4:30. - thank you. 275 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,958 It's the least I could do. 276 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,452 That's it for me, pal. 277 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,354 Boom! 278 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,512 I am bushed. It's in Your hands, nessman. 279 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:14,297 Oh, hey, big guy, how's the boy? 280 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,931 How's the guy? 281 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,901 How's the man? How's the stud? 282 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,803 - go home, herb. - exactly. 283 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,827 My thinking exactly. 284 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,731 - good night, bailey. - good night, herb. 285 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:34,483 Um... Mr. Carlson? 286 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,718 Uh, mr. Carlson? 287 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:40,356 - I just wanted to say That I'm very happy. - oh, good, bailey. 288 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,591 No, I wanted to say That I'm very happy 289 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,060 For you and mrs. Carlson. 290 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,151 - oh, thanks. - you're welcome. 291 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,599 Good night. 292 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,302 Good night, les. See you later. 293 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,704 Well, have a very 294 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,173 Pleasant evening, everybody. 295 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,242 Okay, bailey, I'll See you later. 296 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,544 Okay, great. All right. 297 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,735 Get out of here. Fine. 298 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,866 Mr. Carlson? 299 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,902 Hmm? 300 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,904 When I think of all the Little babies up in heaven 301 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,972 Waiting to be born, 302 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:34,276 Looking for the Right kind of parents, 303 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:38,547 And I think what fine people You and mrs. Carlson are, 304 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,206 I think how lucky some Little baby's going to be. 305 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,109 Thank you, les. 306 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,226 - mr. Carlson? - hmm? 307 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,084 No one is allowed to Touch my silver sow award. 308 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,368 I'm-I'm sorry, les. I... 309 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,325 Good night, mr. Carlson. 310 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,928 Good night, les. 311 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,236 Venus: so, my children, say goodbye To the left side of your brain, 312 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,238 Which tells you the rules, 313 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,373 And say hello to the Right side of your brain, 314 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,210 Which just tells you To lie back and float in it. 315 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,492 Hello, venus. How's it going? 316 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,494 Uh, I don't know, Mr. Carlson. I just got here. 317 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,663 Ah. Well, I've just been 318 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,665 Kind of wandering around too. 319 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,500 Uh-huh. 320 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,503 - sort of in a daze, I guess. - yeah? How come? 321 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,761 - venus? - yeah? 322 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,600 Have you got any Idea how old my wife is? 323 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,239 Beg your pardon? 324 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,878 I'd sure like to have a... 325 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,293 To have a girl, venus. 326 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,483 We all would, mr. Carlson. 327 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,591 Of course, you know, a Boy would be nice too. 328 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,846 Pardon me? 329 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,817 I mean, I'd prefer a girl, But I'd take a boy. I don't care. 330 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,740 How about you? 331 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,624 Uh, girl. 332 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,826 Yeah. Oh, you see, 333 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,296 I just... I'm not that fussy. 334 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,298 Apparently not. 335 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:14,302 But she knows how excited I am about this, you see? 336 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:17,305 And even if she were Scared, I don't think she'd say. 337 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,208 That's the way it Is with her and me. 338 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,476 We spend all of our time trying To make the other one happy. 339 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,613 Now, mom says that that's Not an honest relationship. 340 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,704 But we like it. I mean, We don't need a baby. 341 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,654 - no. - boy, that'd be A nice bonus, huh? 342 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,879 Yeah. 343 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,664 Oh, it's been... Nice Talking to you. 344 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,168 Nice speaking with You, mr. Carlson. 345 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,692 No mental problems there. 346 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,351 Carmen! I didn't Know you were here. 347 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,386 - arthur, can we eat downtown? - well, sure. 348 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,888 - I got a sitter For little arthur. - oh. 349 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,990 Uh, listen, carmen, 350 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,127 I'm sorry I tried to Talk you into this thing. 351 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,297 It's not fair. It's your Decision. I know that now. 352 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,965 - my decision? - totally. 353 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,635 Now, wait just a Minute here, superman. 354 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,603 This is our decision. 355 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,839 Just take a look at This world around us. 356 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,708 What kind of a life is a baby Born today gonna have in this, huh? 357 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,567 Well, a good one, I would guess. 358 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,115 These are troubled Times we live in. 359 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:38,353 People have been saying That for 5,000 years. 360 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,710 Oh. 361 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,692 What about those Dirty diapers, huh? 362 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,361 You want to go through that Mess again? 3:00 a.M. Feedings? 363 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,229 What about that Spit-up all over my lapel 364 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,266 On the way to work In the morning? Oh! 365 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,336 Arthur, are you ill? 366 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,105 And then there's your age. 367 00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,208 Well, I'm not exactly Over the hill yet. 368 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,599 Well, no, no, but, Carmen, you're old. 369 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,682 Now, wait a minute, arthur! 370 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,450 Well, I don't mean exactly old, 371 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,686 But you're... Getting up there. 372 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,955 Now, look, tubby. 373 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,659 Dr. Levin says that I am As healthy as a horse. 374 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,261 He thinks it's just Fine to have this baby. 375 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,062 Yeah? 376 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,599 Darn right. 377 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,401 - you don't want the baby. - yes, I do. 378 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,604 No, arthur, come on. You were just Trying to make me feel good this morning. 379 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,006 - you always think of me first! - I do not! 380 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,108 - yes, you do! - well, you're just as bad! 381 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,611 The only reason you want the Baby is because you know I want it! 382 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:40,382 Wrong! Why don't you just for Once think of yourself first? 383 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,584 Oh, that's just like you. All You ever think about is me! 384 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,519 Just once, be selfish! 385 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,177 I will! 386 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,914 Well, there it is. 387 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,230 Yeah, you bet. There it is. 388 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,068 And, uh, what have we decided? 389 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,772 - you say. - you say. 390 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,263 I want the baby. 391 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:12,547 Well, I'm not sure it's The smart thing to do, 392 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:16,073 But, damn it, me too. 393 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,743 Oh, carmen. 394 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:25,650 Mr. Carlson... At it again, huh? 395 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:30,165 - uh, hello, travis. - hello, andy. 396 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,367 Listen, I just want to drop This off on the way out. 397 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,571 - little something to Celebrate the good news. - oh, thank you, andy. 398 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,006 - all the best. - thanks, andrew. 399 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,175 Okay, now. 400 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,965 As you were. 401 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,418 It's cold. Want to drink some? 402 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,886 - do you? - oh, yeah. Sure. 403 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,120 - you sure? - uh-huh. Positive. 404 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,688 - okay. - hey, listen. 405 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,857 You know what we need now? 406 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,514 Some music. 407 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,765 Venus? Mr. Carlson here. 408 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,935 Listen, I've got this Young girl in my office. 409 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,871 Will you stop saying "I beg your pardon?" 410 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,541 And just listen? 411 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:16,778 Look, as a favor to me, venus, I Wonder if you could play something... 412 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,714 Soft and sweet? 413 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,551 Well, do it anyway. 414 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,954 Oh! Sure glad that wasn't fever. 415 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,389 He's really stubborn. Cups. We need some c... 416 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,425 Turn the speaker up, Will you, sweetheart? 417 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,694 I'll get us a couple of cups. 418 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,905 Um, I just got a request, 419 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:46,074 And, uh, we don't normally Do requests here at krp, 420 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,543 But this is a very 421 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,535 Strange and weird special case. 422 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,783 Here goes. 423 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,542 To us. 424 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:05,894 ♪ we've only just begun ♪ 425 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:10,032 ♪ to live ♪ 426 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:14,937 ♪ white lace and promises ♪ 427 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,505 May I have this dance? 428 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:18,907 Sure. 429 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,133 ♪ ...We're on our way ♪ 430 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:30,875 You know, I feel like I'm 21. 431 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,322 So do I. 432 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:38,949 ♪ so many roads to choose ♪ 433 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,198 What are you gonna Tell your mother? 434 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,534 Well, I'm gonna tell her... 435 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:57,801 ♪ sharing horizons That are new to us ♪ 436 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:03,673 ♪ watching the Signs along the way ♪ 437 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:09,847 ♪ talking it over, Just the two of us ♪ 438 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:15,452 ♪ working together day to day ♪ 31820

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