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What are you doing out here?
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- waiting.
- for whom?
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Anybody.
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I don't like it.
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- the waiting?
- yes.
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Me neither.
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Oh, good morning, les. Are
You feeling any better today?
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No. And I wish you wouldn't
Say "Good morning."
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It's a lousy morning.
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Okay. I guess I'm
Just an "Up" person.
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- why?
- now, les, listen to me.
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You've got to stop being
Depressed over nothing.
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It's boring. You'll get
Over this. You always have.
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Don't count on it.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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It's always darkest just before
The dawn. Pennies from heaven.
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All that sentimental
Malarkey's true.
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"Herb r. Tarlek
Jr., chief executive
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"In charge of all broadcasting
Sales and marketing.
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Wkrp in cincinnati."
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Go on. There's more.
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"Also representing the associated
Amalgamated company, limited
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"As sales representative
For all general and..." oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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Life insurance needs."
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Oh, no, please, herb, no.
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- herb, no. Herb...
- les...
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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You drove all the way over
There, and charlie wasn't there?
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No, I asked for charlie, but
The guy's name was wally.
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Well, where was charlie?
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I'm telling you, man,
There is no charlie.
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Well, who is wally?
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That's the guy who didn't
Know who charlie was.
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Look out. Herb tarlek's
Selling life insurance,
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And he's headed this way.
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♪ good girls don't I
Should be telling you ♪
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Where is everybody?
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There's nobody here.
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- but you are.
- no, herb. Please
Let me go. Please?
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I promise I won't
Tell the others.
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Look, you know how
Depressed I've been lately.
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What is this?
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Can't a guy try to make
An extra buck on the side
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Without scaring all his friends?
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Geez. You know, pal,
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The way the economy is today,
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A guy like me can't
Save a single penny.
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And I don't mean that selfishly.
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Then you got to cut
Back on things, or...
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The kids, the wife.
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You know, and it's
Always the little things,
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Things that you can do without,
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The things that make life
A little more enjoyable.
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I've got all the
Insurance I need, herb.
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I know, les. Maybe
Some other time.
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- herb?
- hmm?
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What kinds of
Insurance have you got?
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♪ have you heard about
The lonesome loser ♪
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All right, it's 9:30
In the a.M., krp time.
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The doctor is on
Duty, and that was
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The little river band
With a real nice one:
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"Lonesome loser."
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And speaking of losers,
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Hey, village people,
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Look, I want to get
Serious with you.
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Nobody believes
That any of you guys
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Were in the navy, okay?
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Lose the indian.
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Well,
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Looks like we're stuck
In here forever, man.
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Yeah. Sooner or later, we're
Gonna run out of provisions,
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And then he's sure to get us.
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It was the monster who sold
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Life insurance-
Insurance-insurance.
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Hey, you guys had
Better stop these
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Bull sessions in the booth,
You know what I mean?
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Look, this is serious, travis.
Something terrible has happened.
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- oh, yeah?
- herb is selling
Life insurance.
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- where is he now?
- in the bullpen.
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Yeah. We think he
Already got les.
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Listen, can he do that...
Work at the station
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And sell life insurance
At the same time?
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- I thought you were
In charge here, man.
- huh?
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Oh.
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Lost control there for a
Second. Just for a second.
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All right, I'll
Go talk with him.
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Okay.
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If this was a monster movie,
He'd be the next guy that gets it.
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"Les nessman."
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- there.
- oh, and the next page too.
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Now, this protects you
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Against accidental
Nerve gas leaks.
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They happen. They happen.
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"Les nessman."
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Boy, are you covered.
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This baby is going
Straight into the mail.
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Congratulations, mr. Nessman.
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You have more
Insurance than six guys.
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- you got insurance
Coming out your ears.
- thank you.
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Herb, let's talk insurance.
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Wow! Selling this stuff is easy!
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Okay, out of the chair,
Nessman. I got a new customer.
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All right. I feel like
A barber. Come on.
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Did you just sell
Les some insurance?
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Maybe.
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Personal liability,
Automobile, motor scooter,
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Apartment, boat, and life.
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You don't have a boat, les.
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- yes, I do.
- I sold him mine.
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- oh, come on, herb.
- it's all right, andy.
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I need insurance.
And I need a boat.
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What, with all the trouble these
Days, a hard rain's gonna fall.
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Look, les, let's not
Start all this again.
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You know what, travis?
You're just like everybody else.
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When the news gets bad,
You don't pay attention.
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If things get to be too
Depressing, you can just turn it off.
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But I can't. I'm a newsman.
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We've been through
All this before, les.
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Andy, I see it all,
Just like a cop...
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The accidents,
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The tragedies, the disasters...
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And I have to cover the
Whole disgusting mess.
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I can't ignore the news.
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People depend on me.
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I am the news.
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And I'm afraid what we've
Got here is a bad case
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Of n.S.
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N.S.?
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Newsman's syndrome.
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Listen, les... Can I come in?
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Sure.
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Sit down.
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Okay, andy.
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Les, you've been
Down in the dumps
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Now for weeks.
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Did you ever seriously think
About going to see a psychi...
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Hmm-mm!
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Or some sort of
Professional help, like a thera...
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Mm! Mm!
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Les, it's not all that bad.
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After six months of being
Here, I seriously thought about...
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Mm! Mm!
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You're gonna kill
Him if you keep that up.
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I have to be down at city
Hall in 10 minutes, travis.
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- okay.
- excuse me.
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- mail this.
- sure.
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Now, mr. Travis,
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I believe you wanted
To talk insurance?
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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You can't sell
It at the station.
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Why not?
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Because I don't want you
Making a pest of yourself.
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"Pest"?
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"Pest"?
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Andy travis, program
Director of wkrp,
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You know that I am
Nothing like a pest.
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- I know you're not, herb,
But let me ask you a question.
- hmm?
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Shouldn't you be selling commercial
Time rather than life insurance?
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Am I right?
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I guess, if you want to
Get technical about it.
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- I want to.
- okay.
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Okay.
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- herb?
- hmm?
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I'm really curious
About one thing:
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What kind of insurance company
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Would hire a fellow like you?
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What kind of a question is that?
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I got my license years ago, pal.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm
Sorry. That was rude.
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A very special life insurance
Company, as a matter of fact...
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One that has been
Featured on 60 minutes,
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In which mr. Mike wallace
And the whole gang
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Marched right into the
Offices and everything.
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Twice.
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Don't fool with me, boy.
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Oh, uh, come in.
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Oh, afternoon, travis.
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Listen, I've got to
Talk to you about herb.
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Okay.
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This morning, I asked him to
Stop doing what he was doing,
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But he was still doing it by lunch, and I
Think you've got to do something about it.
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Oh, yeah? What's he doing?
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Well, he's got a business
Going on the side,
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And he's bothering
Everyone in the station.
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Well, what kind of business?
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He's selling life insurance.
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And knowing herb, it has to
Be some fly-by-night outfit.
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You mean, none of
This stuff's any good?
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Big guy...
- travis.
- yeah, hi, herb.
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Look, big guy, did
You get a chance
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To look over the stuff
I gave you this morning?
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Well, yeah. It looks
Pretty good, herb.
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Matter of fact, it
Looks very good.
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Good.
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Hold it. Let's get this
Straight once and for all.
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Now, is this a radio
Station or what?
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Herb: this is a
Place of business,
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- and insurance is business.
- andy: it's not our business.
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Herb: look, I can do
Two jobs at once.
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Can't I, mr. Carlson?
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Les! What happened?
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I have to report to mr. Carlson.
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Of course. Here,
Let me help you.
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I've got to cut back on
Stuff for the kids, the wife.
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It's always the little things,
Things that, you know, that...
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What's happened, les?
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Mr. Carlson, something
Bad has happened.
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- what?
- there's been an accident.
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- how bad?
- really bad.
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- whose fault?
- mine.
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- did you mail that envelope?
- first thing.
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Why? Why?
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- look, are you hurt, man?
- no. I'm all right.
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I wish I wasn't. I really
Do. It was horrible.
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- how horrible?
- horrible.
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- here's some water.
- thank you.
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Lester, tell us
Exactly what happened.
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Well, I had the
Mobile news scooter
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Up to about 40 miles an hour.
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I was on my way to an important
City hall news conference,
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And I went to turn, and
Suddenly I lost control.
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I went one way, and
The scooter went...
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Well, it went...
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Where did the scooter go, les?
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Into this house.
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Actually, it kind of spun
Around the porch for a while,
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And then it gathered itself together
And went straight through a window.
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I can't listen to
Any more of this.
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Bounced through the living room
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Into the kitchen
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And struck a mr. And
Mrs. J. Garnett hopkins
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As they were having tea.
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It-it... Were they, uh...
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Well, you know,
Were they... Wasted?
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I don't know. There was a
Lot of screaming and yelling,
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And then the ambulance came,
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And I got this ticket.
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00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,664
Can I be reimbursed for this?
249
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,099
Sure. Listen, herb,
Does this big-shot
250
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,735
60 minutes insurance
Company pay off its claims?
251
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,927
Sure, ever since mike
Got 'em the second time.
252
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:59,215
My mother always told me that
Journalism wasn't a gentleman's pursuit.
253
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,884
I think at the end there,
She really had her heart set
254
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:06,110
On me being a... A cowboy.
255
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,858
Oh, it's all ego, mr. Carlson.
256
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,960
Ego, pride, hubris.
257
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,963
I have to be the number-one
Electronic journalist in this town,
258
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,333
And I don't care who
Gets hurt along the way.
259
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,670
Get in my way, you
Get stepped on.
260
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,939
"He wanted success,
And he'd get it,
261
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,697
No matter how."
262
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,252
You... You don't think
That's true, jennifer?
263
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,643
Oh, yes, les, I do.
264
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,525
It's true.
265
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,560
I can see that now.
266
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,218
I think all my depression
Was building up to this.
267
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,700
Well, it's over for me now.
268
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,435
Oh, hey, come on now, lester.
269
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,627
I have become the bad news
I was supposed to report.
270
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,977
I've been consumed by my work.
271
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,779
What does that mean?
272
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,337
He's gone nuts. We
Can use this in court.
273
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,621
Mr. Carlson, I need
To take some time off,
274
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,679
Rethink my priorities.
275
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,830
Maybe I'll go back
To dental school.
276
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:23,499
I could've been a
Brilliant dentist.
277
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:29,304
Oh, les... I've always
Liked you, jennifer.
278
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,408
More than you'll ever, ever,
279
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:38,147
Ever, ever... Never, ever know.
280
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,916
Oh, les, I'll see you tomorrow.
281
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,353
- I don't think so, jennifer.
- les, it was an accident.
282
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,077
Accidents are accidents.
That's why they call them that.
283
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,662
I've got to go down to the hospital
And see how badly I've hurt those people.
284
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,731
Look, can one of us
Go along with you, les?
285
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:59,535
- well, if jennifer
Isn't too busy.
- I'll go.
286
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,436
Now, look, we'll go down there,
287
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,472
Check these figures
Out, and leave.
288
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,264
Don't mention this
To anyone. Let's go.
289
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,180
Woman over intercom: dr. Jones.
290
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,616
dr. Klein. Paging dr. Klein.
291
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,008
telephone, please, dr. Klein.
292
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,879
dr. Kerrow, surgery, please.
293
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,411
Oh, hello, doctor.
294
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,680
Oh, I'm not the doctor.
295
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,516
It's him! It's him!
296
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,152
You keep away from us!
We've had enough from you!
297
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,620
Sorry. Are you all right?
298
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,155
Our bones are broken.
299
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,157
- our lives are in a tatter.
- a tatter.
300
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,561
- you're a cruel, cruel man!
- it was an accident.
301
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,185
My god, man, we were having tea.
302
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,671
I wish there was something
I could do for you.
303
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,661
Something. Anything.
304
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,912
Come on, les, let's
Get out of here.
305
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:20,382
dr. Sidelman, line one,
Please. Dr. Sidelman.
306
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,851
I'll quit my job. After 14
Years, I'll give it all up.
307
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,853
I want to suffer.
I'll never forget this.
308
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,456
I'll wear this around like a
Heavy iron cross around my chest,
309
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,593
And I'll never, ever give
It up until the day I die!
310
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,316
It's not enough.
311
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,324
It doesn't even
Scratch the surface.
312
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:48,310
Look, my friend hurt
You accidentally.
313
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:52,781
Now you're hurting him, but not
Accidentally. Your hurting's on purpose.
314
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:56,685
I will not be taught how to
Live by a man in a white belt.
315
00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,522
It was an accident.
Accidents happen.
316
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,525
Yes, but why always to us?
317
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,362
Everybody always thinks that
Everything happens to them
318
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,497
And nobody else.
319
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,100
But you know something?
320
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,990
I got problems.
321
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,371
You want to hear my problems?
322
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,841
- now?
- sure, why not?
323
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:22,344
Look, I have a
Wife and two kids...
324
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:26,415
Oh, first the
Scooter, and now this.
325
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,273
Herb, leave these people alone.
326
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,611
Okay.
327
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,560
Well?
328
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,330
Are you just gonna let him
Walk out of here like this?
329
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,232
Both: yes.
330
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,601
All right.
331
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,737
Well, let me tell the
Three of you something.
332
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,674
Every cloud has a silver lining.
333
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,743
Herb, don't give
Us that nonsense.
334
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,012
And it is nonsense... "Every
Cloud has a silver lining."
335
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:01,650
- it's rubbish.
- why, even before
This happened,
336
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,686
We were never happy.
337
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,955
- were we, dearie?
- no.
338
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,846
Our life together
Has been one bad dream.
339
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,163
Well, I know I've had
A miserable life too.
340
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,999
One thing after
Another. It's just...
341
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,736
Oh, really? Sit down, les.
342
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,539
Thank you.
343
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,642
You know what we
Call "Problems" in sales?
344
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,612
We call them "Opportunities."
345
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:34,638
Les, your friend is a twit.
346
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,989
Where's the silver
Lining in all this, herb?
347
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,291
Well, in this case,
348
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,562
There is no silver lining.
349
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,665
- I mean, there is, but it's in...
- just insurance.
350
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,066
- I beg your pardon?
- what?
351
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,503
Insurance. I've got lots
Of insurance. A ton of it.
352
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,238
Define "Ton."
353
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,273
Now, look, look, look, now.
354
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,742
These people are fully
Covered, aren't you, folks?
355
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,911
Ah, yes, yes, but it was all
Your fault, wasn't it, les?
356
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,147
- we don't know that.
- yes, we do, herb.
357
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,816
We could sue you into
The very fires of hell,
358
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,751
Oh, couldn't we, les?
359
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,255
Sure, of course.
You'll be very rich.
360
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,491
But how can mere money ever
Compensate you for what I've done for you?
361
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:20,162
It's a start.
362
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,564
Now, look, old boy, these
Things are not controlled
363
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,566
By mere mortal man.
364
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,901
If fate drops your
Scooter into our lives
365
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,871
And if fate wants us to make
A little profit out of that,
366
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,806
Who are we to question it?
367
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,075
Wait a minute.
368
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,479
What if fate doesn't want
You to profit by all this?
369
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,349
Oh, don't be soppy,
Dear. Why else would fate
370
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,519
Have allowed les to
Buy all that insurance?
371
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,088
Precisely! You know, this could
Work out very well after all.
372
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,290
Oh, right. It's
Perfect. Let's go.
373
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,360
What sort of work
Are you in, mr. Hopkins?
374
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,229
Currently, I'm
Between assignments.
375
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,831
Why do you ask?
376
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,833
Well, because I think you'll
Make enough money from this
377
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,868
To quit your next assignment.
378
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:03,505
Yes, go places, travel, buy all
Those things you've always wanted.
379
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:06,530
Oh, tiffany, we could
Have separate rooms!
380
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,913
And you know, you could
Also sue the radio station.
381
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,248
Sure, I've got
Primary responsibility,
382
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,251
But you could cream them too.
383
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,120
Lester, let's go. We should
Have been out of here hours ago.
384
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,721
No, no, no, no. I
Won't hear of it.
385
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,957
It's not hospitable.
Let me order tea.
386
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,592
Oh, I'd love some tea.
387
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,494
Sit down here, herb.
388
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,763
Surely.
389
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,799
Maybe they won't fire me.
390
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,802
Maybe they'll
Just have me killed.
391
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:38,474
You come and sit
Down here, herbert.
392
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,476
Les, what a lucky
Accident you had.
393
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,311
Yes. You know, in all my years of
Reporting... I'm a reporter. Did you know?
394
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:47,616
No, no, I didn't know. A pot of
Tea for four, please. Thanks.
395
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,318
I've never covered an
Accident quite like this one.
396
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,355
It'd make a good story.
You could write it up, les.
397
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:56,358
You just sit there and tell me
398
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:59,294
Your problems, herbert.
399
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,997
I like men that
Wear white belts.
400
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,653
Yeah?
401
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,124
Well, uh,
402
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,328
It all started in 1964.
403
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,431
I could've gone into plywood.
404
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,314
Plywood was big then.
405
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,383
Man: wkrp in cincinnati
406
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,206
will be back after this.
407
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,645
Uh-huh.
408
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,214
Yeah.
409
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:37,966
Don't you...
410
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,836
Don't you think that's
A little harsh? I mean,
411
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,971
I've only been with
The company, oh,
412
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,929
A very short period now, and...
413
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,677
Yes, sir.
414
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,668
Well, it was nice
Working with...
415
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,787
Morning, herb. Isn't life great?
416
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,579
Jam it, les.
417
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,762
Cheer up, herb. You've made
A lot of people very happy.
418
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,164
Insurance is a great blessing.
419
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:12,500
Yeah. Well, I'm, uh...
420
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,570
I'm out of insurance
Now, and, uh,
421
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,461
I'd like my boat back.
422
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,977
Oh, I was gonna talk to you
About your boat this morning, herb.
423
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:26,815
- but if you're out
Of the insurance business...
- what about the boat?
424
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,006
It's gone.
425
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,113
"Gone"?
426
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:41,363
You've had the boat
One day, and it's gone?
427
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:44,547
Well, I've never driven one of
Those trailer hitches before, herb.
428
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,706
My boat is gone.
429
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,277
Where did this happen, les?
430
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:57,945
Well, the last time I saw it
431
00:23:57,969 --> 00:24:00,070
Was on interstate 75.
432
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:08,256
It was really rather a
Stirring sight, you know?
433
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,581
Went right past
Me in the other lane.
434
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,521
Little flag was
Fluttering out behind.
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