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Excuse me. Jennifer,
What's this all about?
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- I don't know. Les just said,
"Get everybody together."
- oh, great.
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- hello, everybody.
- what's going on, nessman?
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- is everyone here?
- yeah.
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- sort of.
- where's bucky dornster?
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- at the tower.
- you'll just have to call him
After this meeting, then.
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What's this all about, nessman?
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I have some very big news.
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What?
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I have just accepted a challenge
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From radio station
Wpig a.M. And f.M.
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To play them in a softball
Game... How about that?
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W-what's the matter?
Don't you want to play?
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- no!
- why not?
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Oh, look, les, it's
Nothing personal.
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I'm sure almost everyone here has
Something planned already this weekend.
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But, andy, they made me wager
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$200 on this game.
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- what?
- yes. That works out
To roughly
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- both: $22 per person.
- including bucky.
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22 bucks?
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Les, wpig has a city
League softball team.
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They're very good.
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Last year, they
Beat the baptists.
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So? Mr. Carlson played
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Baseball in college,
Didn't you, sir?
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- well, yeah.
- they called him "Moose,"
Didn't they?
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He told me he was a
Great, great athlete.
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- shut up, les.
- and venus is
A great athlete too.
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Well, thanks, les.
How'd you know that?
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Simple. You're a negro.
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Les, why don't you call pig
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And just tell them to
Forget the whole thing, hmm?
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Johnny, we have been challenged.
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So what?
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I accepted the challenge.
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I gave them my solemn word.
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I... Shook on it.
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Wow, he shook on it!
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Who'd you shake with, les?
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The wpig station
Manager, clark callahan.
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Clark callahan?
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Ooh, that dirty swine.
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He'd love to get us out on that
Ball diamond just to humiliate us.
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Forget it, nessman.
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"Forget it"?
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"Forget it"?
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That's easy for you
To say, mr. Carlson.
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You were a baseball star.
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I bet all of you had a chance to play
Baseball when you were kids, didn't you?
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Dashing across those
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Sparkling green diamonds
Under a summer sun,
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Crunching through
The autumn leaves,
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The smell of wood
Smoke in the air.
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Well, some of us
Weren't so lucky.
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No, sir.
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Some of us had to...
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Take violin lessons.
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Thousands of violin lessons.
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We never had a chance
As children to play
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The great american pastime.
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What about us?
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You mean, what about you?
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All right, herb, what about me?
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I'll play, les.
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You will, bailey?
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Me too.
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Oh, thank you, jennifer!
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Well, it'll give me an opportunity
To wear my new red shorts.
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- I'll play.
- me too.
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- bats. We've got to have bats.
- yeah, and we'll need shorts...
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Shirts. Shirts. We'll need shirts,
Won't we? We could be the skins!
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Jennifer, bailey!
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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These guys are good.
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I thought they were
Supposed to play girls too.
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They are.
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I always thought brooks
Robinson was a man.
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buenas tardes, fellow teammates.
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- say, where is center field?
- les: let's go!
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Hey, may I have your
Attention, everyone, please?
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Everyone, please? Jennifer...
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- herb, will you
Stop following me?
- I can't help it, jennifer.
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- herb... Team meeting, bucky.
- I'm not here. I'm not kidding.
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- andy, andy, I need your help.
- what is it?
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- will you please call
Everyone together for me?
- oh, sure thing.
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Hey, listen,
Everybody, over here.
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Come on. I guess I wasn't
Yelling loud enough.
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Uh-huh. Listen to les.
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All right, everybody,
Listen up, here.
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I'm sports director of krp,
So naturally I'm the coach.
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In addition to that,
I'll be pitching today.
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What?
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Now, please listen carefully.
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This is a seven-inning game,
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Slow-pitch, and no stealing.
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Now, bailey, you'll
Lead us in a team prayer.
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- what?
- huh?
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- why me?
- because you're
The most wholesome.
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Oh, uh... Yeah, I suppose I am.
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Les: go ahead, bailey.
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Well... Well?
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- lord...
- man: play ball!
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- help us.
- all: amen.
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Bucky: keep your eye
On the ball, andrew.
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- we know you can do it.
- way to go, andy!
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That was a lucky
Catch, callahan.
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You're gonna get your
Clock cleaned today, arthur.
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Ha! We'll see about that.
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Artie, we have the number-one
Radio station in this town,
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And we are certainly the
Number-one softball team.
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Yeah? Well, we happen to be the
Oldest radio station in this town,
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And we're certainly the-the...
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All right, herb. Go get
Those shoes dirty, herb!
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Bucky: take 'er down, lester!
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Strike! You're outta there!
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Play ball.
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- fire it in there.
- come on, lester.
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You can do it, les!
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Okay, come on,
Les. Throw the ball.
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Uh, les?
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Bucky?
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- how's your arm feel?
- my arm feels great. I'm fine.
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- all right, look...
- what's the matter?
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Hold it down. Look,
Les, why don't you
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Try out third base for a
Change, let mr. Carlson pitch?
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No, I'm the pitcher. I pitch.
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Look, les, try third base.
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No. I'm not gonna do it.
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Les, pete rose played third.
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Oh.
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Okay. Where's third?
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I guess
It's up to you, moose.
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- umpire: play ball!
- ball.
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Come on, moose! Come on, moose!
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- you call that pitching?
- shut up, les.
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Yes, sir.
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Strike three. The batter's out.
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Way to go, moose.
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Oh, come on, callahan,
It's just a game.
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Oh, sure, it is. Sure, it is.
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Uh... Uh, les?
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Andy, that guy tried to kill me.
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Yeah, I know he
Did, les. Hey, les?
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How about trying
To play first base?
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Why?
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Well, uh, pete rose
Plays first base.
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- okay.
- okay. Atta boy.
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Hey, bucky, come on over
Here and play third base.
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- andy...
- huh?
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Where's first?
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Come on.
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Way to go, bailey!
That was really good!
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Oh, terrific!
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Am I supposed to catch that?
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Les, many, many
Great ball players
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Have played right field.
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- there's clemente, aaron...
- who are they?
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- never mind.
- andy, this is so embarrassing.
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I'm the station's sports expert.
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This makes me look so bad.
Promise me you won't move me again.
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Okay. Now, look,
You just stand...
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Stand right here, okay?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Woman's voice: lester,
Time for violin lessons.
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Boy's voice: yes, mother.
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Listen, you two, I'm really
Getting tired of this.
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- let me see the ball.
- what for?
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When you hold it, see, get
Your fingers on the laces.
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And when you release it,
Right at the last minute,
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Put a little
Backspin on it, see?
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- oh, I've been throwing
That sucker straight.
- sort of.
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I'm gonna play first base.
You work next to the moose.
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Now, whenever
He pitches the ball,
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Use your imagination...
Give the batter a little wave,
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A little hip action,
Something, you know?
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- all righty.
- umpire: come on, play ball.
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- venus: hey, bucky, you're up.
- okay. Here, hold this.
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- hey, man, don't you think
You've had one too many?
- absolutely.
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Way to go, bucky! Let's go!
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That's getting a
Chunk of it, bucky!
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Big deal.
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Hello, little pig batter.
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Hey, wait a minute!
What's going on?
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Look, she's our center fielder,
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And she's just playing
A little tight, that's all.
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Hey, it's fine with me. Come
On, let's play ball. Let's go.
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Let's go. Come on. Play ball.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Umpire: strike one!
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Umpire: strike three!
Batter, you're out!
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Uh, mr. Carlson,
I think you're up.
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- oh, I am?
- mr. Carlson,
Get a hit.
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Look, andy, I really did play
A little baseball in college.
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Yeah, I know that. I know.
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I think it's my eyes. I
Think I need glasses.
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It's gonna be all right.
Now, listen: you can do it.
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Get a hit, moose.
Uh, sir. Sir moose.
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Uh, mr. Carlson?
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Listen, les,
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Many great ballplayers have
Played at more than one position.
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- umpire: strike one, batter.
- sure. Sure.
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I should've stuck to the violin.
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My mother was right.
I'm no good at sports.
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- umpire: strike two.
- the only thing I've done
Out here today
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Is make a fool out of myself.
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No. What are you talking about?
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Come on, moose!
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Strike three.
You're out, batter.
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Callahan: that a boy, moose!
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Better luck next time, a.C.
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Yeah, sure.
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You swine!
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Murderer! Murderer!
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- batter, take your base.
- just leave me here. Go on without me.
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I'll only hold you back.
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All right, bailey.
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Come on, let's keep it going.
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"Going"? Where are we going?
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All right, bailey!
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Bailey: come on,
Venus, get a hit!
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Men: get the ball! Get the ball!
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Okay, two down. Two away, guys.
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Keep your eye on
The ball, andrew.
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Keep your eye on the ball.
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Hey! Let's get these
Jerks out, all right?
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- surely.
- damn.
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Come on, les! Get a hit!
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Oh, I think this inning's over.
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Come on, lester! Come on,
Baby! Do it for us, now. Get a hit!
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- strike one, batter.
- come on, lester!
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Let's go, let's go! Come on!
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- strike two.
- keep your eye
On the ball, les.
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Come on, baby!
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00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,666
Okay, come on.
245
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,168
It's all right, les.
It's all right, now.
246
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,771
Strike three. You're out.
247
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,340
Again.
248
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,310
Les, we had a good inning, huh?
249
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,233
We got five runs.
250
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,947
Andy: all right!
That's two down!
251
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,387
Nice catch! Nice catch!
252
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,479
Strike three! You're out!
253
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,237
Come on, les. That's
The end of the inning.
254
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,074
I'll take the ball.
255
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,330
Venus: all right!
256
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,435
Young les's voice: but, mommy, all
The kids are playing baseball today.
257
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,471
Les's mother's voice: lester,
Today's the recital.
258
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,206
you don't want to
Miss the recital, do you?
259
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:41,343
Young les's voice: no,
Ma'am. I guess not.
260
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,834
Hey, les, we're up to bat.
261
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,750
All righty, folks. Now,
This is the situation:
262
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:52,487
This is our last time at
Bat. The score is 9 to 6.
263
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,291
We need at least three
Runs, or the game is over.
264
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,592
Jennifer, you're up first.
265
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,361
Get a hit.
266
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,030
How about a walk?
267
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,354
That's fine.
268
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,692
Concentrate, dennis!
269
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:13,998
Concentrate!
270
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,616
Ball four. Batter,
Take your base.
271
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,414
Dennis, throw the
Ball across the plate!
272
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,453
Oh, uh, mr. Second baseman?
273
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,130
Bye-bye!
274
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,514
All right, herb! Bases
Are loaded! Let's go, baby!
275
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,598
That's all right, herb. It's
All right. You did a good job.
276
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,234
Let's go, let's go. We'll
Get 'em. Who's up next?
277
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,070
- les.
- oh.
278
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,134
Les's voice: please,
Lord, let me hit the ball.
279
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,549
You're outta there!
280
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,876
One more out! One more
Out, and the game is over!
281
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,527
Well, I don't know how to
Tell you this, a.C., but, uh,
282
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,418
You're up.
283
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,473
It's moose!
284
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,676
Listen, callahan, I think
Your station stinks.
285
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,679
I think your car stinks. I
Think your house stinks.
286
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,982
I think you stink,
Callahan! You got that?
287
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,351
Okay, everybody in.
288
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,153
Come on in.
289
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,988
Hey, what's he doing?
290
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,525
The strikeout king
Is up. The game is over.
291
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,429
Looks like he's calling in
The outfield and the infield.
292
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,185
- huh?
- yeah.
293
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,923
It's all yours, moose.
294
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,573
Hey. Hey, come on, callahan,
What are you doing?
295
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,264
I'm giving you guys a
Break. What do you want?
296
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,779
Play ball!
297
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,251
Strike one, batter.
298
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:53,068
It's okay. It's okay.
299
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,892
Come on, come on.
300
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,865
Strike!
301
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:06,003
Hey, hold it. Uh, time out.
302
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,791
Look, man, why don't you put your
People back out there on the field?
303
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,227
- why?
- because I don't want the game
To end like this, callahan.
304
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,464
- this is not fun anymore.
- come on. It's just a game.
305
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,499
Besides, if he
Just hits the ball...
306
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,903
Just hits it... You could win.
307
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,827
Umpire: play ball!
308
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,170
Hey, come on, mr. Carlson! Run!
309
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:05,340
I'm gonna enjoy this.
310
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,585
- safe!
- I should hope so.
311
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,166
All right, now, this
Is it. Let's hold 'em.
312
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,002
Listen, jen, why don't you
Just go play center field?
313
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,670
Are you sure?
314
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,107
Yeah. Listen, the moose
Can handle this, now.
315
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,830
Okay.
316
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,171
Les's voice: please, lord,
Don't let him hit it do me.
317
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,612
One away.
318
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,317
Venus: I got it!
319
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,721
All right. Two away.
320
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,677
Left-handed batter.
321
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,847
All right, be ready
Out there, lester!
322
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,116
don't hit it to me.
323
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:25,443
oh, please, don't hit it to me.
324
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,719
oh, no.
325
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,321
why me?
326
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,878
why me?
327
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,286
All right, lester!
328
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:43,064
this, then, was
My finest moment.
329
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,434
a thrilling, frightening event
Like this usually comes to boys...
330
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:50,605
and now girls...
When they are 11 or 12.
331
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:54,876
for me, it would
Happen 27 years later.
332
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,345
I am reminded that
George bernard shaw
333
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,781
didn't have his first
Great, successful play
334
00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:03,018
until he was 49 years of age.
335
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,253
beethoven didn't
Write his 9th symphony...
336
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,390
my personal favorite...
Until he was 53.
337
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:12,627
I know now how
These men must've felt.
338
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:15,597
beethoven was totally
Deaf at the time, by the way.
339
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,688
not everybody knows that.
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