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♪ wkrp, cincinnati ♪♪
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And it's 8:26 on a
Monday morning.
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And you got the
Doctor, dr. Johnny fever.
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And the doctor is not
Feeling too good today.
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The doctor was a
Bad boy last night.
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The doctor overmedicated.
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Maybe this will help.
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♪♪
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Hi, jennifer. Morning, johnny.
Would you do something for me?
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Oh, maybe.
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And I don't particularly
Care if I live through it.
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- I'm serious, johnny.
- so am I.
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Nobody's in yet. Could
You get this button for me?
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Where... Is this button?
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Right here.
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Well, I'll do my best.
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I am a doctor.
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Why is this place always a mess?
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Is it? Yeah.
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Gee, it-it's not me,
Jennifer, really. It's...
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You know, I think it's
The reverend pembrook...
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And those religious fanatics
That come in here on sundays.
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I don't know. I... I get the feeling
They're sacrificing small virgins.
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I have to go now.
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Well, you know. I think we
Should talk like this more often.
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Even if we don't
Actually say anything.
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I don't know what you think, but I feel
That people just don't communicate anymore.
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They just don't
Talk to one another.
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I think people should get together
Together, you know what I mean?
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Uh, it's just so sad. Don't
You think so, jennifer?
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I think it's very sad.
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♪ baby if you've ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm living on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packing and unpacking ♪
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♪ town to town up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp ♪
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♪ in cincinnati ♪♪
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You're in early, mr. Carlson. Yeah,
Well, I got a big day ahead of me.
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Uh, hold all the
Calls. No visitors.
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Is it in there? Yes, sir.
It came this morning.
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Hot dog.
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Morning, jennifer.
oh, hi, bailey.
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- how was your weekend?
- quiet. Rett's out of town.
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- who's rett?
- he's the wholesale appliance
King of western ohio.
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He's not very tall, but I've got
Three microwave ovens so far.
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- you want one?
- uh, no, thanks.
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How about a popcorn
Popper or a trash masher?
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- how long you been
Dating this guy?
- about a week.
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I like your style, jennifer.
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morning, jennifer. oh, hi, andy.
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Any messages? A
Lot of complaints.
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All about the same
Thing? Mmm, afraid so.
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The reverend little ed
Pembrook and his toe-to-toe
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With satan church of
The mighty struggle.
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I've got to get that guy off the air,
But I can't even get carlson to discuss it.
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I don't blame him. Have
You ever met the reverend?
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No, I've never had the pleasure,
But I've certainly heard him.
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good morning. May I
Help you gentlemen?
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We have an appointment
With your mr. Carlson.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but mr. Carlson
Doesn't make appointments.
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Are you calling us liars?
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Oh, no, there just
Must be a screwup.
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Mess-up, a mistake.
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Perhaps I could help you, gentlemen.
I'm andy travis, wkrp program director.
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We're from the greater
Cincinnati interreligious council.
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Two weeks ago, we wrote
Mr. Carlson a letter.
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Oh, well, that explains it. The
Only mail the big guy ever opens...
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Is the kind that says, "You
May already be a winner."
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It was a letter of concern about
Your sunday morning religious program.
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- it was a complaint.
- reverend pembrook?
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- that's the one.
- well, in that case, gentlemen,
Please step right this way.
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I'm sure mr. Carlson would
Be delighted to see you.
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Mr. Carlson.
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Don't bother me now,
Travis. I just got this thing.
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Yeah, I have some people here,
Sir, who would like to see you.
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Well, tell 'em I'm busy, will you? I'm
Tired of you and your weirdo friends.
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No, I think you should speak
With these gentlemen, sir.
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Who you got with you this
Time, the three stooges?
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Not quite. They're from
The interreligious council.
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- oh, lord.
- and they're with me right now.
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In this room? uh-huh.
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Oh, my lord.
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And we'd appreciate it
If you'd stop saying that.
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Yes, of-of course, father. When I say that,
I say it with a great deal of respect.
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Because that's how I
Feel about... You know.
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These gentlemen say they
Have a meeting with you, sir.
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Father o'riley.
Reverend drinkwater.
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Rabbi fishback.
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You're catholic, protestant,
Jew all together, huh?
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Isn't that nice?
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I'm presbyterian myself.
Andy, how about you?
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Uh, mr. Carlson, the interreligious
Council has asked us to come down here...
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To talk to you about the
Man who calls himself...
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"Reverend little ed."
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Little ed? Yes.
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Little ed, uh... He
Broadcasts on your station.
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By golly, rabbi, you're
Right. He's the rabbi.
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You say that like maybe
It's not so hot to be a rabbi.
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Oh, I think it's a very nice
Thing for a jewish person to be.
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Maybe we should all
Go into the country and
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Look for a nice lake
And dunk one another.
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Gentlemen, behave ourselves.
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- we don't need rome
To tell us how to act.
- that's for sure.
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Gentlemen, could we
Just stick to the point?
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Yes. That's right.
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We like to tease.
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Now, uh, what about
This little ed person?
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When is he gonna
Be taken off the air?
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Well, I'm sorry, rabbi, but little ed's got
A two-year contract. My hands are tied.
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Maybe there's a way around the
Contract. You could talk to him.
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Well, I don't think you
Gentlemen know little ed like I do.
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Well, I'm sure we could make him
Listen to reason. No, I don't think so.
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You see, little ed's... Crazy.
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We can't have crazy
People on the air.
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Then we're gonna have to
Get rid of the whole staff.
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Uh, mr. Carlson, we did not come here
To point a finger of blame at anyone.
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Of course we have. This ed
Fellow... He's a ganef and a schnook.
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Maybe I can interpret that.
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What brother fishback is saying
Is that the reverend little ed...
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May be a wolf in
Sheep's clothing,
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A stumbling block to the weak,
Yea, even a balm unto the wicked.
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Let me interpret that.
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Well, we feel that little ed
Has overstepped the bounds...
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Of good taste, good
Sense and good religion.
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That's not to mention all
The money he's been taking in.
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Money? He sells things.
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Yesterday morning, it was
John the baptist shower curtains.
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And last week, it was the sermon on
The mount little league batting helmets.
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He calls them
"Religious artifacts."
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- uh-oh.
- perhaps the f.C.C...
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Might be interested to
Hear what he's been up to.
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I don't think we have to
Rush into anything, father.
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I'll get reverend ed on
The phone, explain the facts.
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- I'm sure something
Can be arranged, all right?
- well, uh, I certainly hope so.
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And, please, please,
Let us know the results.
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We'll take care of everything.
Don't you worry about that.
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Gentlemen, I just can't tell you
How much I appreciate your concern.
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Thank you for your time. Oh,
You bet, rabbi. Let me show you out.
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Before you leave, you
Heard the one about the
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Priest, the rabbi and
The baptist preacher?
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Handle this one for
Me, will you, travis?
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Yeah, jennifer. Get
Me, uh, reverend...
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Hey, you guys gotta get
Out of here. I got a meeting.
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No problem, andy. I'll just
Go get a stretcher for johnny.
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He had a rough morning.
Yeah, I know. I heard him.
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Hey, come on, johnny. Wake up.
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- who are you meeting with?
- reverend pembrook.
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Well, uh, we better be
Getting out of here fast.
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- why, you know him?
- I've, uh, seen him
A couple times.
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- almost talked to him once.
- well, I've got to give him
His walking papers.
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- say what?
- say yeah.
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Andy, little ed weighs
About 300 pounds.
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- he does?
- that's right.
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Why do they call him little ed?
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Because his wife is big ed.
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I'm just gonna have to
Reason with him. That's all.
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How do you reason
With a wrestler? What?
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- little ed used to be
A professional wrestler.
- no.
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I saw him throw haystack
Calhoun out of the ring once.
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Haystack weighed about
500 pounds at the time.
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Little ed stuck his head
Through a soda pop machine.
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wow-wee! I got the
Devil on the run!
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Well, little brother,
Have no fear.
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The reverend ed is here.
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The devil can run,
But he can't hide.
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Sooner or later, he's gotta come out
And then you know what I'm gonna do?
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No.
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I'm gonna twist him.
I'm gonna chop him.
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I'm gonna break him in two.
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For the devil is no match for little ed
And the church of the mighty struggle.
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Amen. Which of
You boys is travis?
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Why, you scared little
Ed mighty bad on the phone.
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Sorry.
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Talkin' about takin' me off
The air. What's that all about?
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Well, I thought maybe we could
Just, you know, uh, talk things over.
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Talk away. I am at your service.
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I am the wrestler for truth.
I am the grappler for good.
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I am the man in the tag-team
Match with the powers of darkness.
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No offense. None taken.
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Andy, uh, I think, uh... I don't know, I'll
Probably go buy a car or something.
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- bye, reverend.
- that's a nice outfit.
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Thanks.
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Uh, reverend. Listen, the reason that
I asked you to come down here is, uh...
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We've been getting a lot
Of complaints on your show.
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- well, that's nothing new.
- I've been looking over
Your contract here,
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And I think we have
Sufficient reason to... To what?
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- void it.
- what?
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Would you like to see some of
The complaints we've been getting?
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Young man,
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Are you aware of the
Forces you're dealing with?
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I am.
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Are you willing to make any
Changes in your show? Nope.
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Well, then I'm afraid that
You're... Gonna have to go.
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I see.
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Well, then there is only
One thing for me to do.
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What? Go see the head man.
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You can see him?
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the jerk who runs this station.
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Mr. Carlson. Whoa!
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You can run, but
You cannot hide.
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No, of course not.
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Well, little ed. This is
A p-pleasant surprise.
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H-how are your sisters?
My sisters are fine.
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You still use 'em in the show?
I always loved their singing.
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They're waitin' for
Me down in the honda.
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This little fella says
You want me off the air.
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You're not willing to make
Any changes in your show.
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I'll sue. I might even
Do worse than that.
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C-calm down. Everybody, just
Keep calm, huh? S-sit down right here.
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Andy, you sit right over here.
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Come on, just sit down there,
And let's talk this thing out...
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Like... Like reasonable adults.
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Don't try anything, little ed.
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Please. I don't think
I can take any more.
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My life is so hard.
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I... I can't seem to
Make any money.
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And without these strange
Young men and their strange music...
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You gonna leave me alone or not?
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You bet your sweet life, we are.
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Well, good. There's
No problem then.
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There is a problem.
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You guys better leave me alone or I
Am going to rain toads on this station.
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No, not... Not that. No toads.
228
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,772
You better not
Pursue this any further.
229
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,996
Mr. Carlson and I are not
Guys you can push around.
230
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,610
No? No. No?
231
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,474
No. No. Gonna get tough, eh?
232
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,046
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah?
233
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,271
Well, I hope y'all are by
Your radios on sunday,
234
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,408
'cause I got something
Worse than toads.
235
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,548
What could be worse than toads?
236
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,184
♪♪
237
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,953
♪♪
238
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:46,557
♪♪
239
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:51,129
Welcome, fellow wrestlers,
To the tag team of your life. ♪♪
240
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,299
Once again, this is the
Reverend little ed pembrook...
241
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,501
Along with the merciful
Sisters of melody,
242
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,706
Comin' to you live from
The studios of wkrp...
243
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:07,278
High atop the flimm building
In downtown cincinnati.
244
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,614
♪♪
245
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,150
Fellow strugglers,
246
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,420
It has been a troubled
Week for little ed.
247
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,523
I was almost pinned
To the mat of despair.
248
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,636
Despair. Oh, no. But I rose...
249
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,529
To struggle against the very
Management of this station.
250
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:30,767
And, yes, they saw
The wisdom of my ways.
251
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:36,107
For though they play
The heathen hateful noise...
252
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:40,044
Known to us as the
Abomination of rock and roll,
253
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,080
I will not speak
Out against them.
254
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:48,719
Praise him. Though they threatened
Me and tried to cast me out,
255
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,467
- my lips are sealed.
- sealed.
256
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:57,428
Nor will I urge you to
Inundate this station...
257
00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:01,732
With cards and letters
Condemning their actions.
258
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,269
No, sir. That is not my way.
259
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,440
- his way.
- amen.
- for if you are good and true,
260
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:13,110
You will write those
Letters without my asking.
261
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:19,117
And when you do, you might inquire
About our dead sea scrolls steak knives.
262
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,452
Steak knives. Which are free...
263
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:25,523
When you make a love offering
Of five dollars or more.
264
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,026
And now, brothers and sisters,
265
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:32,363
Let's me and you get the
Devil in a bulgarian headlock...
266
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:38,202
And whip that sucker right through
The great soda pop machine in the sky.
267
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,371
♪ oh ♪
268
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,841
♪ we've got we've
Got the devil ♪ sing it.
269
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:49,080
♪ we've got him in a bulgarian
Headlock ♪ oh, yes, my sisters.
270
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,416
♪ gonna toss him toss
Him right through ♪
271
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:56,921
♪ the soda pop
Machine in the sky ♪
272
00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:02,293
♪ oh, yeah ♪
♪ oh, yeah ♪♪
273
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,999
Jennifer, I don't know
How to thank you.
274
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,113
It's nothing. Do you
Think one will be enough?
275
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,438
I live alone, so one
Toaster ought to do it.
276
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:16,474
Would you like a lawn mower?
277
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,509
I live in an apartment.
278
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:23,548
Well, so do I, but I have two riding
Mowers with a special bag attachment.
279
00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:25,550
- morning.
- oh, hi, andy.
280
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,398
Do you want the usual monday
Morning complaints? No, thanks.
281
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,923
Oh, this time, we even have
Complaints in favor of little ed.
282
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,559
That figures. Did you
Hear his broadcast?
283
00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:38,496
At 8:00, sunday morning? No.
284
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,943
He slammed us. He made
A mockery of the station.
285
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,934
I-I thought that you were
Gonna get rid of mr. Little ed.
286
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,248
We were, but the big guy's
Scared to death of him.
287
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,507
To tell you the truth, I
Guess I am too, but now I'm mad.
288
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,388
What are you gonna do? Get him
Off the air is what I'm gonna do.
289
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,390
- at least off
Of wkrp anyway.
- how?
290
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,714
- find his weakness.
- what weakness?
291
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,994
I've never met a man
Who didn't have one.
292
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,886
Look, you think of something,
You just let me know, all right?
293
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,189
The I.R.S.
294
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,628
What? The internal
Revenue service.
295
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,630
What do you got in mind?
296
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,566
Oh, I don't know, andy.
It's probably a lousy idea.
297
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:19,570
- oh, come on, bailey. Now's
Not the time to get shy on us.
- well, I can't help it.
298
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,940
Come on, bailey.
Speak up for once.
299
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:28,212
Well, uh, if it were me,
300
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,682
Uh, I'd invite mr. Little ed in.
301
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,985
You know, to see
You and mr. Carlson.
302
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,754
And then I'd just,
You know, mention...
303
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,756
All those things that he sells,
304
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,106
Like those st. Peter
And paul spice racks.
305
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:46,064
then I'd... I'd really let him have it. I'd
Tell him he was a sham and a crook...
306
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,633
And that he does a disservice to
Every honest evangelist in this country.
307
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:53,537
And just when he's getting really
Mad, I hit him with an I.R.S. Audit.
308
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,726
Right between those
Beady little eyes.
309
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,476
that would cool
Him off real good.
310
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,146
Uh, of course I'm
Probably wrong.
311
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,150
What do you think, andy?
Oh, that's a pretty mean trick.
312
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,218
It's too mean. Good idea though.
313
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:11,455
It's perfect. Get the good reverend
On the phone there, will you?
314
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,026
You two ought to be
Ashamed of yourselves.
315
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,234
You scared? A little.
316
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,436
Wanna ride my exercycle?
317
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,438
No, thanks.
318
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,007
It's supposed to
Relieve tension.
319
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:34,412
Of course all it's ever done for me is
Make me a little light-headed and nauseous.
320
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,226
Well, the good reverend was
Supposed to be here five minutes ago.
321
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,084
Well, it's obvious he's not
Coming. Let's get out of here.
322
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,623
Hey, man, you ought to be
Used to these outfits by now.
323
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,792
We were expecting little ed.
324
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:51,729
Oh, well. I came in to ask
About a raise, but it can wait.
325
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,477
I'll talk to the people that take
Over when you guys are gone.
326
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,868
Hey, you wanna be a station
Manager? Good money in that. No way.
327
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,587
You think he's really gonna stick
Our heads in a soda pop machine?
328
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,811
We don't have one. Oh, well, maybe
Our luck's beginning to change.
329
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,115
No, it's not.
330
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,419
Come in.
331
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,490
Well, good morning,
Little brothers.
332
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,893
Are we ready to let
Bygones be bygones?
333
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,430
Yes.
334
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,402
No. No.
335
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,471
As a matter of fact,
Yesterday was your last show.
336
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,375
Ooh-wee! Little ed's gotta keep
His temper. Oh, keep your temper.
337
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,643
Little ed's gotta stay
Calm! Oh, yeah, be calm.
338
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,424
Little ed's gotta stay cool!
Hallelujah, be cool. Praise be...
339
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,015
You boys got a soda
Pop machine around here?
340
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,965
No! There's not one in the
Whole building. little ed!
341
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,589
What you did on your
Show yesterday was wrong.
342
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:55,426
- I'm gonna have to insist you
Let us out of your contract.
- do I look like I'm crazy?
343
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,607
I'd rather not go into that. I'm
Not letting you out of anything.
344
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,742
Well, then as a responsible
Station whose job it is...
345
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,699
To make sure its
Programming is aboveboard,
346
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,735
I have no choice...
347
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:09,040
But to call for an I.R.S. Audit
Of your nonprofit organization.
348
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,312
I.R.S.?
349
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,947
You mind if I sit
Down for a minute?
350
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,011
You boys play
Hardball, don't you?
351
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,255
That is definitely
Not slow-pitch.
352
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,659
We don't like it any better than you, but
Your show is absolutely irresponsible...
353
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,861
And very offensive to a very
Large segment of this population.
354
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,697
Yeah, maybe.
355
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,767
I bet I do get a little
Out of hand now and then.
356
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,301
But I have my followers
Too, people who would
357
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,538
Still be searching
If it weren't for me.
358
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,942
Many wrestling fans
Have told me that.
359
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,023
There are people that I
Sincerely believe I really do help.
360
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,781
Well, I'm... We're
Sorry, reverend.
361
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:55,320
Would you really do
That? Go to the I.R.S.?
362
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,554
Yes. Really?
363
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:06,630
Oh, my goodness. You had me pinned
And now you're gonna let me up.
364
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:11,802
Aw, heck, reverend. That's
Just the kind of guys we are.
365
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,806
Are you willing... Are you
Willing to make a deal with us?
366
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,959
Shoot, yeah. What
Other choice have I got?
367
00:21:18,983 --> 00:21:19,477
None.
368
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,412
All right, here it is. We move
Your show from 8:00 to 6:00 a.M.
369
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,693
Instead of 60 minutes,
You got 30 minutes.
370
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:28,719
You can ask for donations, but no more
Steak knives, no more shower curtains,
371
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,622
No more merchandise of any sort.
372
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,825
But I got a whole
Warehouse full of that stuff.
373
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:40,197
I got 200 units of "The world is
Coming to an end" lawn furniture alone.
374
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:44,301
Yeah, and we have got the I.R.S.
375
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,105
Okay, it's a deal.
376
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:51,508
Aw, you ain't such a bad
Bunch of guys after all.
377
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,897
But you go to church now
Every sunday, you hear me?
378
00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:57,782
- already do, little ed. I swear.
- okay.
379
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,217
Oh, no.
380
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:04,555
Little ed's gonna mend his ways.
And he's gonna pray for all of you.
381
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,492
But most especially, he's gonna
Pray for this little fella here...
382
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:13,064
In the hopes that the lord
Will mend this broken body...
383
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:17,835
And restore to this man
Some, if not all, of his faculties.
384
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:22,573
- that's a big order, little ed.
- never underestimate the power.
385
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,309
Even when things look hopeless.
386
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,449
I can see!
387
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:39,824
♪♪
388
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:51,568
This sunday, my friends,
Little ed has a new policy.
389
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:55,639
No more shower
Curtains, no more knives,
390
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,810
No more merchandise of any kind.
391
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,480
But here's an interesting idea.
392
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:09,253
Way back in the middle ages, they
Had these things called indulgences.
393
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:13,290
A program whereby
You could buy...
394
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:18,362
A loved one or a relative
Out of hell and into heaven.
395
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:22,066
It was kind of
Like life insurance.
396
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:25,035
Except it was heaven insurance.
397
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,972
Now here's how it worked.
398
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,540
You send me...
399
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,286
♪♪
400
00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:49,526
♪♪
401
00:23:56,368 --> 00:24:00,304
♪♪
402
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,852
♪♪
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