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Weather today in the
Greater cincinnati area...
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♪ I love you so
Badly I could... ♪
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they're solid plastic, so
Don't settle for imitation...
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but the senator, while
Insisting he was not intoxicated,
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could not explain his nudity.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ baby if you've ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm living on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packing and unpacking ♪
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♪ town to town up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp ♪
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♪ in cincinnati ♪♪
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♪♪
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Good morning, mr. Carlson.
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Ah, good morning, jennifer. You
Tell travis I want to see him in my...
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Hey, is that us? No. This is us.
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Hang on to your brains, fellow
Babies. This is dr. Johnny fever,
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And have I got a
Contest for you.
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What? First prize is
You don't have to die.
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second prize... A pocket comb.
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Shut that off.
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Tell travis I want to
See him in my office.
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- all righty.
- and I'd also like to see
Herb in there too.
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Okeydokey.
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Well, just send 'em right on in.
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- as soon as possible.
- no problem.
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Herb... And travis. What
Are you guys doin' in here?
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Well, jennifer said
You wanted to see us.
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- when?
- yesterday.
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- oh. Oh.
- you don't remember
Calling this meeting?
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Get out of that
Chair, jughead. Sure.
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Reason I'm late is because we've
Got a little problem at home.
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Our maid seems to think her mind is
Being controlled by wally schirra.
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The astronaut?
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Yeah. This morning
He told her...
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To lay in canned water
And dehydrated fruit.
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- how long's that
Been going on?
- ah, about six years.
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Excuse me. I know we've all
Got our little problems at home,
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But could we get to the
Subject of the meeting.
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Okay.
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Herb, I think we're
Gonna have to let you go.
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- wh... Why?
- well, for two reasons.
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Reason number one is
You're the sales manager.
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Reason number two...
There are no sales.
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There's got to be a connection
There. Well, that's not my fault!
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It's his fault. Andy
Changed the format.
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- good point. What about that, travis?
- well, now wait a minute.
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I told you there'd be some
Lean months in the beginning.
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Lean? Here's a list of clients
We've lost since you've been here.
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Hey, let me see that list.
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Shady hills rest home gone.
Sincerity savings and loan gone.
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Rolling thunder european
Regularity tonic's gone.
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I didn't know about this.
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Well, it's something that old
People take... I mean the client list.
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Oh. Talk to him.
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Look. Sir, we will
Get new clients.
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- I promise you that.
- when?
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Well, right now, if you'd let
Me advertise the format change.
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But that takes money,
And you won't give me any.
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Exactly. Now what else
Have you got in mind?
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I don't know.
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I guess some sort of publicity
Stunt or something like that.
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- a free one?
- well, it's got to be. Right?
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I like that.
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Let's have a publicity stunt.
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Believe me, sir, that is not
As easy as it might sound.
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Hey, andy, if it was easy, the big
Guy would do it. Am I right, sir?
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Like here's what we
Need... We need a big idea.
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Somethin' that's gonna make the
Newspapers. What do you think, johnny?
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- hey, johnny.
- yes?
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got any ideas? no.
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I try not to have any ideas.
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They only lead to complications.
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I tell you, you are a big help.
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Suppose I give you a great idea.
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Let's suppose that
This great idea works...
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And the station starts
Making a lot of money.
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Do you know what
That can lead to, andy?
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Memos.
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And then before you know
It, assigned parking spaces.
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Then, chrome furniture.
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Lots of paintings...
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Of wistful children
With big eyes.
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Believe me, I've seen
It happen before.
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All right. All right. Listen,
Don't get all shook up.
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You don't have to help. But
Don't you see? No one should.
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So, what's happenin',
White folks?
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You a little early this
Morning, aren't you, venus?
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Yeah. I had to come downtown,
Have my suit worked on. It's italian.
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Well, I guess an outfit like that's
In the shop most of the time, huh?
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I got suits I can't
Even get parts for.
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Excuse me. Andy, uh, am I
Interrupting anything important?
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- uh, believe me,
It's nothing important.
- well, andy, I, uh...
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I sort of had an idea.
It's, uh, pretty bad, I bet.
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Probably something
We shouldn't do. Bailey.
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But I read about it
Somewhere... Bailey.
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Yes? What's the idea?
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Well, there's a station in
Atlanta that sponsors a raft race.
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Maybe we should do
Something like that.
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Oh, well, actually,
That's a pretty good idea.
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Except I'm afraid the ohio river runs
A little fast. People could get killed.
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Nobody said it
Was gonna be easy.
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- next problem.
- johnny, please.
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Okay. I got a perfect idea.
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The way I see it, we start
With, uh, bailey and jennifer,
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A sizable crowd,
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A certain amount
Of nudity. hear! Hear!
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- johnny, sit down.
- thank you.
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Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but
I have a question about my news program.
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- oh, sure, les.
- you know, we could
Blow the station up.
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That would grab the headlines.
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Or we could just burn it down.
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I like the nudity idea better.
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Perhaps I could come back later.
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- somebody knock?
- it's les nessman,mr. Carlson.
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- what do you want?
- may I come in?
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Okay.
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Mr. Carlson, I must speak to
You on a very urgent matter.
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- oh, no.
- I would just
Like to say...
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That as news director of this
Station, I keep my ear to the ground.
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Well, I'm glad to
Have heard that, les.
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Thanks for dropping by.
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So as a responsible journalist,
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I never jump to conclusions.
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That's my style.
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That... That's
Just the way I am.
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Les, could we kind of
Step this up a little, hmm?
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Mr. Carlson, I have reason to believe
That a plot is being perpetrated...
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By a certain element
Of employees here...
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Whose intention is to burn
Down or blow up this station.
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What? At the very least,
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I believe this group plans
To come to work naked.
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Good lord. That's what I said.
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Look, les. I-I know you
Got a great nose for news,
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But, uh, you're also a little
Conspiracy-minded, now aren't ya, huh?
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I wouldn't say so.
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Come on, les. Remember the way
You broadcast bing crosby's death?
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"First presley, now crosby.
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Just a coincidence? I wonder."
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But this time something strange
Is going on. I can just feel it.
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Look, les. Nothing strange
Is going on. Believe me.
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Hello. Uh-huh.
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Butter and cheese. Mm-hmm.
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No, wally schirra is innocent.
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Oh, and olives. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Thanks. Bye.
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- now where were we?
- what was that all about?
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Sorry for the interruption. I
Gotta see the big guy right away.
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Herb, something strange is
Going on here. I can just feel it.
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Good for you, les.
How about excusing us?
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Yes, of course.
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I have a great
Deal of work to do.
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You know, I'm afraid les is
Heading for a nervous breakdown.
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Tough break. Big guy,
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I got some bad news
For you. Aw, come on.
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We just lost the bo
Peep safety shoe account.
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I, uh, didn't want you to
Hear it from a stranger.
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Mr. Carlson,
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There's a mr. Wayne
R. Coe here to see you.
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Oh, yeah, fine. Send him away.
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All right. I'll tell
Him you're dead.
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Golly. Isn't she good?
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Oh, jennifer. Just a minute.
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Uh, this guy might
Be a new customer.
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Is that likely? I think
We ought to see him.
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All right, fine.
Eh, send him in.
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I'll do most of the talking.
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Mr. Carlson?
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M-maybe. Uh...
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What's the nature
Of your business?
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I represent a group of
Your former listeners,
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Devoted fans of the kind
Of music you used to play,
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Haters of rock and roll.
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We're a small bunch admittedly,
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But we're a determined
Fringe element...
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That cannot be counted
Upon to do the sensible thing.
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I see. I don't think
This guy's a customer.
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Furthermore, my group has petitioned
The federal communications commission...
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To have your license
Revoked unless you
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Immediately return to
Your previous format...
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And apologize live on
The air to lawrence welk.
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Mr. Coe, mr. Carlson's dead.
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Something heavy
Fell on him. Uh... Piano.
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A piano, we think. We
Don't have all the details.
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Well, I'm not buying that.
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Oh, you're not... Uh...
Uh... Okay. You win.
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He's carlson.
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Mr. Carlson, failing
Government support,
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My group goes
Immediately to plan "B."
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- what's that?
- that's a secret.
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- oh.
- let's just say...
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We plan to bring this
Station to its knees.
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I'd like to see ya try it. Herb!
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Those are fighting
Words, mr. Carlson.
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Well, I will not be intimidated,
Particularly by the likes of you.
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- this is war then.
- up your nose, mr. Coe.
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Herb! You don't know
Who you're dealing with.
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Yeah, well, neither
Do you, dumbo.
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He's carlson, you jerk!
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- you people are
In real trouble now!
- who cares?
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How'd I do?
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Good morning, mr. Carlson.
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Here are your
Telephone messages.
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Oh, thank you, jennifer.
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Listen, I've been thinking. If I were
Gonna put another door in here,
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Uh, where would you put it? Uh,
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Probably over there.
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It would lead out into the hall.
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And that way, if anything
Important came up,
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You could leave through
There and hide in the back.
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You know, jennifer,
You're a very smart woman.
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I'll bet most men are
Amazed by your, uh...
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I mean, well, the first thing...
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The first thing they
Notice, of course, is your b...
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Uh, your-your
Presence, shall we say...
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Ah... Oh...
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- oh, travis. Thank goodness.
- may I see you, sir?
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By all means. Come in. Come in.
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Would you excuse us for
Just a minute? Oh, certainly.
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L-listen, jennifer. What
I was trying to say...
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I know, and thank you.
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Oh. Oh, thank you.
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What do you want, travis? Couldn't
You see I was having a meeting in here?
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I, uh, checked on
The f.C.C. Petition, sir.
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Yeah. They only had 12 signatures
And one name was listed twice.
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Thank goodness. Some
Good news for once, huh?
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Yeah. Now here's the
Bad news. Oh, darn.
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Sir, we haven't been able to come up
With any, uh, promotional ideas yet.
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I think we're simply gonna
Have to advertise in the papers.
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Well, how about this instead?
We go back to our old format,
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00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,801
And then all my
Problems are over. No, sir.
237
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,065
I don't think
That... Mr. Carlson?
238
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,961
I think you better
Have a look at the lobby.
239
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,964
Uh, I-I've seen the
Lobby before, jennifer.
240
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,533
- thanks.
- not lately.
241
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:28,005
Oh, for the love of pete!
242
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:32,076
This is plan "B," mr. Carlson.
243
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,611
Take a look. Not a
Pretty sight, is it?
244
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,115
All right, folks. Hit it!
245
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,151
Heck no, we won't go!
246
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,453
Heck no, we won't go!
247
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,555
Heck no, we won't go!
248
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,469
Hold it. Wait a
Minute. Now, folks, uh,
249
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,426
What do you all want?
250
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,062
- justice.
- girls.
251
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,267
Uh, yeah. Listen, we-we checked
With the f.C.C. This morning...
252
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,071
The heck with the f.C.C. This is
A sit-in for as long as it takes.
253
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,273
Maybe longer. We like it here.
254
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,776
Don't underestimate
Us, mr. Carlson.
255
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,823
This is the same
Battle-savvy bunch...
256
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,847
That shut down
Bingo in wapakoneta.
257
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,762
Well, listen. What, uh,
Seems to be the problem?
258
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,955
Your station is the only one in town
That plays the kind of music we like.
259
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,235
Yeah. Right? Right, everybody?
260
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:23,260
Hold it. Hold it. Can't we handle
This thing a little more quietly?
261
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,329
No, I came here
Yesterday to talk quietly.
262
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:29,266
I was insulted,
Threatened and abused.
263
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,469
Is that right? H-handle this
One for me, will you, travis?
264
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,106
♪♪
265
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,952
♪♪ are you awake? Whoo!
266
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:51,121
Are you awake now? Because
It's 10:15 in the morning,
267
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,124
For those of you
Who are still into time.
268
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:58,796
You know, it really flies when
You're having fun, doesn't it?
269
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,431
I know I am. I know
I'm out of control.
270
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,602
Whoo! I know my pulse
Is startin' to pound,
271
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,604
And the blood is rushin' around,
272
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,918
And I feel feverish,
And I am the doctor.
273
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,919
And I know all you babies,
274
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,855
You sittin' at home and
You're saying to yourselves,
275
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,825
"Tell me, doctor... When you
Feel like this, what do you take?"
276
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,950
Well, I'll tell ya... ♪♪
277
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,173
♪♪
278
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,944
We seem to be experiencing some
Technical difficulties here in the studio.
279
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,514
Please stay tuned. We'll be back
As soon as we get it fixed, okay?
280
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,550
All right, you two.
Up against the wall!
281
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,353
I don't know what you want here,
282
00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,724
But I think you should know that
I've killed a lot of old people in my time.
283
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,428
And I'm not above
Doing it again.
284
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,602
Young man, have you seen my cat?
285
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,049
- uh, no, ma'am, I haven't. I haven't.
- thank you.
286
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,808
mm-hmm.
287
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,615
heck no, we won't go!
288
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,584
Boy, this is a fine kettle of fish
We got ourselves into this time.
289
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,888
It's like being up to your
Belt buckle in alligators.
290
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,261
Hello.
291
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,467
Hi, mother. How are you, dear?
292
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,602
Aw, gee. That's great.
293
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,905
Me? Ah, I'm-I'm fine.
294
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,342
Oh, you-you-you
Meant the station.
295
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:55,246
Well, the-the station is,
Uh, as good as it can be.
296
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,292
Oh, the place is just
Like a beehive, mother.
297
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,016
People everywhere. You
Know, busy, busy, busy.
298
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,096
Yeah, well, it's this
New program change.
299
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,388
Boy, it's really
Made a difference.
300
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,657
You-you wouldn't even
Recognize the place.
301
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:13,464
look, uh, I-I've got to run now.
302
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,832
No. No, I've got
Another meeting.
303
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,135
Huh?
304
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,470
You-you want to stop by?
305
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,407
You want to stop
By the station today?
306
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,742
Oh, well, gee, mother.
307
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,579
I'm sorry, but you can't.
308
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,315
Huh? Yes, I know
You own the station,
309
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,984
But you can't stop by today.
310
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:38,055
Why? Well, uh... Uh... Uh...
311
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,659
Because we're-we're closed.
312
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:48,799
Yeah. Huh? Right. Mm-hmm.
313
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,801
Why are we closed?
314
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,769
It's chuck berry's birthday.
315
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:58,041
No, mother, we're-we're closed
Because it's chuck berry's birthday.
316
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,043
Oh, yeah, we always
Close for that.
317
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,647
It's, uh, sort of become
A tradition here at wkrp.
318
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,649
W-we'll see you tomorrow then?
319
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,951
All right. Bye now.
320
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,989
Hmph.
321
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,093
Who's chuck berry?
322
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,995
All right. Let's try it again.
323
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,564
Now, who wants coffee?
324
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,301
Yeah, and who wants tea?
325
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,303
Right. Wait a minute.
326
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,371
Ferguson's voted twice again.
327
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,274
Mr. Ferguson, really.
328
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,453
Young lady, my cat is missing.
329
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:34,444
I've looked everywhere.
330
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,913
I'm sorry, mrs.
Burstyn, I haven't seen it.
331
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:40,518
I'm not as old as I look.
332
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,522
Really? Are you any
Richer than you look?
333
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,666
You know, I could go along
With all this nonsense, travis,
334
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,969
If it was making
Me rich, but it isn't.
335
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,239
- so why do it?
- I can get rid of those
People in the lobby somehow.
336
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,309
Well, listen. I haven't got any
Clients. I don't have any listeners.
337
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,023
Boy, we got a bunch of crazy
People out there in the lobby.
338
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,024
At home I've got a
Maid who's going insane.
339
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:13,617
Travis, this wasn't what I
Had in mind when I hired you.
340
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:18,155
Could you stop pacing for just a
Second, please, sir, and listen to me?
341
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,590
What?
342
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,428
I have only been in this
Town for two weeks.
343
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,864
I'm living in an apartment that
Doesn't have any furniture.
344
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,133
I've been fighting with your mother.
I've been fighting with-with-with les.
345
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,135
I've been fighting with herb.
346
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,038
I don't even know
Where my laundry is, sir.
347
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,675
Oh, settle down.
348
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,845
Frankly, sir, I'm... I'm just as
Tired of all this as you are.
349
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:46,717
Yeah. Well, I guess so.
350
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,053
Listen, for whatever it's worth,
351
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,757
I don't know where
My laundry is either.
352
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,428
Let's try it one more time
Now. Heck no, we won't go, hmm?
353
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,429
We want to go home now!
354
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,866
- we're tired of this, wayne r.
- come on, buzzy.
355
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,169
We're supposed to be a small
But determined fringe element.
356
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,672
let's try to act like one.
357
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,075
Where's my cat? Oh,
The heck with your cat.
358
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,645
Why, you filthy nazi!
359
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,648
This isn't fun.
360
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,436
Let's go chase the hare
Krishnas out of the airport again.
361
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,654
Jennifer, what's
Going on here? Nothing.
362
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,992
Come on. Let's-let's try
It one more time, okay?
363
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,994
Heck no, we won't go!
364
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,274
- heck no, we won't go!
- let's just go home.
365
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,466
I am certainly not going
To chant this by myself.
366
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:39,403
I'll chant with you, mr. Coe.
It wouldn't be the same thing.
367
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,273
Mr. Carlson,
368
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,276
As news director
Of this station,
369
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,322
I demand to know
What's going on here.
370
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:51,415
Well, your worst fears
Have been realized, les.
371
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,550
That group out in the lobby...
372
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,086
They're cubans.
373
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,055
Oh, no.
374
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,960
Yep, it's a plot. I think the
Red chinese are behind it.
375
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,797
Somehow I always
Thought we'd be safe...
376
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,843
From that sort of
Thing here in cincinnati.
377
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,935
No. Listen. There's
No problem, les.
378
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,271
Those people in the
Lobby... They're protesters.
379
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,507
What? Right. They're protesting
Our new format change.
380
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:21,845
Protesters. Well, I better
Get my tape recorder then.
381
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,481
This is news, isn't
It? Wait, wait, wait.
382
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,050
I think we ought to
Keep this just as quiet...
383
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,721
That's a good idea, les.
You get your tape recorder.
384
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,624
And better yet, you set up a
Live mike in the lobby, all right?
385
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,205
- what?
- get on the air as quick
As you possibly can.
386
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,030
- I will.
- are you crazy?
387
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:43,032
No, sir.
388
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,741
Then I've missed
Something, haven't I? Yes, sir.
389
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,074
Yeah, hi. Jennifer, andy. Listen,
Get me the, uh, two newspapers...
390
00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:53,488
And all the tv stations in
Town. What are you doing?
391
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:57,648
What we have, sir, is a genuine publicity
Stunt right out there in our lobby.
392
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,616
And it's for free.
393
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,952
Oh? Oh.
394
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,954
Oh!
395
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,956
If you see my cat, his
Name is mr. Harrison.
396
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,359
Yes, ma'am. We'll try our best.
397
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,663
Of course he's really
Not a "He" anymore.
398
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,799
Hey, wait a minute.
Where's everybody going?
399
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:19,069
- to the airport.
- wait, wait, wait. You can't do that.
400
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:22,017
Listen, we've called all the
Newspapers and the tv stations.
401
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,019
They're coming down
Here to interview you.
402
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,021
Really? Really.
403
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,089
Oh. So what you ought
To do is go and stand...
404
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,192
Right underneath those call
Letters over there. You see wkrp?
405
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,194
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right over there.
406
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:35,018
I'll help you out, sir.
Come on over here.
407
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,232
now, listen. Everybody
Bunch up together.
408
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,700
All right? Now what
I want you to do...
409
00:22:39,724 --> 00:22:43,626
When the newspapermen get here, I want you
To tell them that you are mad as heck...
410
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,496
That wkrp is playing
Rock-and-roll music, okay?
411
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,498
Now wait a minute.
I smell a rat.
412
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,668
My people are not going to cooperate.
This is some kind of a trick, isn't it?
413
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:56,139
Well, but you all are gonna get
Your pictures in the paper and on tv.
414
00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,010
- heck no, we won't go!
- - heck no, we won't go!
415
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:03,113
- heck no, we won't go!
- heck no, we won't go!
416
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,416
Heck no, we won't go!
417
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,651
Heck no, we won't go!
418
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,053
Heck no, we won't go!
419
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,055
Heck no, we won't go!
420
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,560
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
421
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,799
- hey, mr. Carlson.
- hiya, venus.
422
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,968
What's happenin'?
Oh, I don't know.
423
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:28,271
I lost track about 3:30.
424
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,940
Did a bomb go off
In here? Sort of.
425
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:35,011
We had a press conference. We had tv
Crews and reporters all over the place.
426
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,659
Outta sight. Yeah, it was
Pretty far out of sight.
427
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:40,123
I'll tell ya, we had a group of
Crackpots standing over there.
428
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,252
They were... They were
Attacking everything.
429
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,289
They were attacking rock and
Roll, wkrp, me and pay toilets.
430
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,362
One old lady said
I stole her cat.
431
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,430
You can handle it.
Aw, you bet we can.
432
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,599
Listen, travis and I got
Everything under control.
433
00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,647
Well, I better get on
The air. Who knows?
434
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:01,605
Somebody might be listening.
435
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,674
Yeah, could be.
436
00:24:08,546 --> 00:24:12,249
Well, enjoy the
Quiet while you can.
437
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:19,323
♪♪
438
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,128
Aw, yeah.
439
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,836
♪♪
440
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,609
♪♪
441
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:50,954
♪♪
442
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,970
♪♪
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