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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,139 --> 00:00:24,099 All right, everybody, come on. 2 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:26,018 Out on the dance floor. 3 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,854 Look at the happy couple. 4 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,690 No exceptions. Up out of your chairs. 5 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:41,200 I can feel all the happiness in here. 6 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:44,245 All right! 7 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:49,291 Look at him go. 8 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:52,002 If I... 9 00:00:52,044 --> 00:00:56,799 I get to know your name... 10 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,261 If I... 11 00:01:00,302 --> 00:01:05,641 Could trace your private number, baby... 12 00:01:05,683 --> 00:01:07,851 All I know is that to me... 13 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,520 You look like you're lots of fun. 14 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,522 Open up them lovin' arms. 15 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:14,233 I want some, want some. 16 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,903 I set my sights on you. 17 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,698 And no one else will do. 18 00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:22,366 And I... 19 00:01:22,408 --> 00:01:28,205 I got to have my way now, baby. 20 00:01:28,247 --> 00:01:30,624 All I know is that to me... 21 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,459 You look like you're lots of fun. 22 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,128 Open up them lovin' arms. 23 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:36,589 Watch out, here I come. 24 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:40,384 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 25 00:01:40,426 --> 00:01:41,927 Like a record, baby... 26 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,263 Right round, round, round. 27 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:48,017 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 28 00:01:48,058 --> 00:01:49,476 Like a record, baby... 29 00:01:49,518 --> 00:01:52,104 Right round, round, round. 30 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,648 Somebody get some pants on that kid. 31 00:01:58,569 --> 00:02:01,155 If I... 32 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:03,282 I got to be your friend... 33 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,285 Grandma Molly, I'm talking to you. 34 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,787 And I... 35 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:14,293 Would like to move in just a little bit closer. 36 00:02:14,293 --> 00:02:16,128 All I know is that to me... 37 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,047 You look like you're lots of fun. 38 00:02:18,047 --> 00:02:20,049 Open up your lovin' arms. 39 00:02:20,049 --> 00:02:22,343 Watch out, here I come. 40 00:02:22,384 --> 00:02:26,055 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 41 00:02:26,096 --> 00:02:27,181 Like a record, baby... 42 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:29,683 Right round, round, round. 43 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:33,646 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 44 00:02:33,646 --> 00:02:35,522 Like a record, baby. 45 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:42,947 I want your love. 46 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,914 Uncle Marty! 47 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,208 All I know is that to me... 48 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,001 You look like you're lots of fun. 49 00:02:56,085 --> 00:02:57,753 Open up your lovin' arms. 50 00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,172 Watch out, here I come. 51 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:04,093 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 52 00:03:04,134 --> 00:03:05,511 Like a record, baby... 53 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,930 Right round, round, round. 54 00:03:07,972 --> 00:03:11,642 You spin me right round, baby, right round... 55 00:03:11,684 --> 00:03:13,185 Like a record, baby... 56 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,853 Right round, round, round. 57 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,274 You spin me round... 58 00:03:18,274 --> 00:03:19,275 And round... 59 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:21,610 And round. 60 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:22,945 Very nice. 61 00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:26,865 Good job, lady. You were shakin'. 62 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:30,995 It is gonna be fun today. 63 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,872 The best man's gonna come up and say a few words... 64 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:37,084 so let's put our hands together for the groom's brother David. 65 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,213 All right, Dave. 66 00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:55,269 When my brother Harold asked me to be the best man... 67 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:59,023 I was like, "Whoa, of course, man... 68 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,816 "because you've always been there for me." 69 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:06,447 Like when I was in rehab... 70 00:04:06,488 --> 00:04:09,074 and like the time I couldn't find my car. 71 00:04:10,326 --> 00:04:13,954 'Cause, Harold, he's always been the dependable one. 72 00:04:13,996 --> 00:04:17,625 I've always been the screwed-up one. Right, Dad? 73 00:04:20,169 --> 00:04:22,838 "Why can't you be more like your brother? 74 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,716 "Harold would never beat up his landlord." 75 00:04:27,343 --> 00:04:29,803 He's drunk as shit. 76 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,934 But... 77 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,018 a little news flash, Pop. 78 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,979 Harold ain't so perfect. 79 00:04:40,439 --> 00:04:42,399 Remember that time in Puerto Rico... 80 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,319 when we picked up those two... 81 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,988 I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying. 82 00:04:48,072 --> 00:04:49,573 How about that? 83 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,326 Terrific. 84 00:04:52,368 --> 00:04:54,119 I'm a person, too, Pop, goddamn it! 85 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,705 You're a moron! 86 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:01,335 The best man, everybody. 87 00:05:01,377 --> 00:05:03,087 Best man. The better man. 88 00:05:07,967 --> 00:05:10,511 We've all done crazy things in our life, so... 89 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:14,139 He's playing the guitar now. Isn't that great? 90 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:17,017 He's doing good. 91 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:18,227 Sounds good? 92 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:20,437 It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world. 93 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:21,981 Self-taught. 94 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,817 No lessons, thank you very much, Pop. 95 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,026 All right. 96 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,529 They'll be divorced in a year. 97 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,030 Very good. 98 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:34,076 I think we all know that when you fall in love... 99 00:05:34,118 --> 00:05:36,161 the emptiness kind of drifts away. 100 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,913 That's all I'm talking about. 101 00:05:37,997 --> 00:05:41,000 I've done some crazy things in my life, too... 102 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,877 but then I met a very special girl... 103 00:05:43,919 --> 00:05:45,754 a girl who I'm actually marrying next week. 104 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,632 Thank you. 105 00:05:48,674 --> 00:05:52,511 So all I'm saying is that when you fall in love... 106 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,513 the emptiness drifts away... 107 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,223 because you find something to live for... 108 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,266 each other. 109 00:05:57,266 --> 00:05:59,268 And the way I've seen you two... 110 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,020 looking into each other's eyes all day long... 111 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,938 I can tell that you're gonna live for each other... 112 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:04,189 for the rest of your lives. 113 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:07,776 So cheers. 114 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,158 That's a good wedding singer. 115 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:21,999 Now on behalf of Mr. and Mrs. Harold Veltri... 116 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,168 you guys have a nice dinner. 117 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,462 George Stitzer's gonna take over on lead vocals... 118 00:06:26,462 --> 00:06:27,880 so take it away, George. 119 00:06:35,804 --> 00:06:40,142 Give me time... 120 00:06:42,144 --> 00:06:46,607 To realize my crime. 121 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:54,698 Let me love and stay. 122 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:57,284 - Jesus. - Scary. 123 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:05,209 I have danced... 124 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:08,796 I like her. 125 00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:12,424 Inside your eyes. 126 00:07:13,968 --> 00:07:17,429 How can love... 127 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:21,475 Be real? 128 00:07:23,602 --> 00:07:26,397 Do you really want to hurt me? 129 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:29,483 Good save, wedding singer. 130 00:07:29,525 --> 00:07:30,943 Good job. 131 00:07:31,026 --> 00:07:34,029 Sammy, how come you're not out with your limo? What's up? 132 00:07:34,029 --> 00:07:35,739 That new waitress. That's what's up. 133 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:38,200 Is she in trouble. 134 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,035 She's gonna get it, and she doesn't even know it... 135 00:07:40,077 --> 00:07:41,328 and I'm gonna give it to her. 136 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:43,956 Take it easy, man. Who is she? 137 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:45,457 She's Holly Sullivan's cousin. 138 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,084 If she's half as easy as Holly... 139 00:07:47,126 --> 00:07:48,877 I'll close this deal by the end of the week. 140 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:52,923 I don't think that's gonna happen. 141 00:07:52,965 --> 00:07:55,301 Please. It's her first day. 142 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,844 Always takes them three weeks... 143 00:07:56,885 --> 00:07:58,721 to realize they shouldn't date anyone at work. 144 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,099 You like being the guy that helps them realize that? 145 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,684 Yes, I do. 146 00:08:03,726 --> 00:08:05,811 You want to be like Fonzie, don't you? 147 00:08:07,396 --> 00:08:08,856 You're on your way. 148 00:08:10,149 --> 00:08:15,195 Do you really want to hurt me? 149 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:18,782 Do you really want to make me cry? 150 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,919 Prime rib, please. 151 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:33,255 Always the prime rib. Make them eat the fish. 152 00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:35,257 Andre, can I have three prime rib? 153 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:37,718 Your wish is my command, madame. 154 00:08:38,969 --> 00:08:42,014 How come he's so nice to you? 155 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:44,850 I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party. 156 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:47,269 Not my finest half-hour... 157 00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:50,356 but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since. 158 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:57,529 So, how's your first night going? 159 00:08:58,697 --> 00:09:00,824 Being at this wedding is making me realize... 160 00:09:00,866 --> 00:09:02,826 that Glenn is never going to set a date... 161 00:09:02,868 --> 00:09:05,079 and I've been wearing this ring for two years... 162 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,622 and I feel like an idiot. 163 00:09:06,705 --> 00:09:08,415 You know what you must do? 164 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,586 Relax. Don't do it. 165 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,677 I feel stupid for moving here to be closer to him. 166 00:09:19,718 --> 00:09:22,638 I think you need a break. Go out back and get some air. 167 00:09:22,638 --> 00:09:23,639 I'll cover your tables. 168 00:09:24,974 --> 00:09:26,100 You okay? 169 00:09:27,476 --> 00:09:28,644 You going to throw up? 170 00:09:29,853 --> 00:09:31,230 Come with me, man. 171 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,785 Give me time... 172 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,245 What? 173 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,999 Here we go. 174 00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:51,792 Come on. 175 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,169 You got it. There. 176 00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:56,589 Is he a friend of yours? 177 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,798 Me? No. 178 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,135 I couldn't let him do it in front of his family. 179 00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:02,303 Wow. 180 00:10:03,512 --> 00:10:05,347 I'm glad I got to see it. 181 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,560 You all through? 182 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:13,147 Going to wait a few years before you drink again? 183 00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:14,940 All right, remember, alcohol equals puke... 184 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,610 equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. 185 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,446 I got it from here. 186 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,865 Know what? You go this way, and you go this way. 187 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,659 It's for the best. It's all right. Take it easy. 188 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,912 See you later. Sleep it off, pal. 189 00:10:27,953 --> 00:10:29,413 Hey, you know, wedding singer? 190 00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:39,256 Are you drinking, too? 191 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:42,051 No. It's Coca-cola. 192 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:44,970 Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-cola? 193 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,014 I'm not a big drinker... 194 00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:50,184 and if it was, I'd be puking more than that kid. 195 00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:52,561 I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. 196 00:10:52,645 --> 00:10:54,063 I think I saw a boot come out. 197 00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:57,858 You're the wedding singer. 198 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,235 How you doing? I'm Robbie. 199 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:01,779 I'm Julia. 200 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,114 I'm actually waitressing at your wedding next week. 201 00:11:04,156 --> 00:11:06,951 Cool. That's a beautiful ring you have there. 202 00:11:06,992 --> 00:11:08,202 Are you getting married, too? 203 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,290 Actually, I don't know how serious the guy is... 204 00:11:13,332 --> 00:11:15,376 who gave this to me. 205 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:20,089 I feel like I'm doomed to wander the planet alone forever. 206 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:23,634 Like the Incredible Hulk? 207 00:11:23,676 --> 00:11:27,930 Yeah...only I'm not helping people. 208 00:11:27,972 --> 00:11:30,808 That's not true, because I saw you inside. 209 00:11:30,849 --> 00:11:32,393 You were helping people. 210 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:35,479 You were giving them fish and coffee and forks. 211 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,064 People can't eat without forks. 212 00:11:37,106 --> 00:11:39,316 And they can't drink without a fish. 213 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:42,069 That's right. What does that mean? 214 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:44,905 I don't know. You lost me back at the Hulk. 215 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,533 Robbie, you better get back in there. 216 00:11:47,616 --> 00:11:49,243 They're starting to turn on George. 217 00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:51,328 - Sit down! - You suck! 218 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,250 He's got to learn a new song. 219 00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:58,419 But it was nice to meet you. 220 00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,795 It was nice meeting you, too. 221 00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:02,965 And if I ever get married, maybe you'll sing at my wedding. 222 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,717 Oh, man. It's a deal. 223 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,135 Take care. 224 00:12:09,305 --> 00:12:12,683 There was love... 225 00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:15,269 All around... 226 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,062 But I never... 227 00:12:17,146 --> 00:12:19,607 Heard it singing. 228 00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:20,983 Very nice. 229 00:12:20,983 --> 00:12:23,068 No, I never... 230 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,154 Heard it at all... 231 00:12:25,195 --> 00:12:26,155 Pretty. 232 00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:30,159 'Til there was you. 233 00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:31,452 Much better. 234 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:33,037 You're going to blow everybody away... 235 00:12:33,078 --> 00:12:34,622 at your fiftieth anniversary party. 236 00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:38,876 If I sing to Frank without making any mistakes... 237 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:40,878 he would know how hard I've worked... 238 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,465 and how much I still love him after all these years. 239 00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:46,300 I hope 50 years from now... 240 00:12:46,342 --> 00:12:48,344 Linda and I are as happy as you two guys. 241 00:12:48,385 --> 00:12:51,597 You will be. It runs in your family. 242 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:55,184 You're a born romantic, just like your father was. 243 00:12:55,225 --> 00:12:58,395 I know they'll be looking down on you tomorrow. 244 00:12:58,437 --> 00:12:59,897 I hope so. 245 00:12:59,897 --> 00:13:01,273 Are you nervous? 246 00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:03,025 I'm actually not that nervous, you know? 247 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:05,361 I'm at weddings all the time. It's going to be fun. 248 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,156 Not about the wedding-- about the wedding night. 249 00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:12,034 Will this be your first time with intercourse? 250 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,371 Don't be ashamed. 251 00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:18,999 When I got married, I wasn't a virgin. 252 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,294 I already had intercourse with eight men. 253 00:13:22,294 --> 00:13:26,006 That's actually something I don't want to know about. 254 00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:30,052 That was a lot back then. That would be like 200 today. 255 00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:33,305 It's 5:00. I'm going to get going. 256 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:35,015 But your payment. 257 00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:37,810 My payment. Can I get it to go? 258 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,104 You're such a sweet boy... 259 00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:43,148 letting an old woman pay you with meatballs. 260 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,568 They taste so good, it's like I'm ripping you off. 261 00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:49,905 I don't have any clean Tupperware. 262 00:13:49,905 --> 00:13:52,241 All right, definitely next time. 263 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:54,660 Don't be silly. Now hold out your hands. 264 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:56,954 - You want to-- - Do it. 265 00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:02,209 Cool. 266 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,544 Thanks a lot. 267 00:14:06,922 --> 00:14:09,633 Now, please, take a bite... 268 00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,719 so that I can watch you enjoy. 269 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,637 That's my favorite part. 270 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,682 Well... I'll go with the right one. 271 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:17,725 That looks good. 272 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,608 That's a good meatball. 273 00:14:25,649 --> 00:14:30,446 Now, listen to me, Robbie Hart. 274 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:33,699 You're going to be a fine husband. 275 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,327 I hope so, Rosie. Thank you. 276 00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:37,786 I'm going to leave. 277 00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:39,121 I'll see you at the wedding, all right? 278 00:14:49,465 --> 00:14:52,009 Thank you for coming in and taking me to lunch. 279 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:54,678 Look at the picture of that girl. See that? 280 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,556 You're a lot prettier than that girl... 281 00:14:57,598 --> 00:14:58,974 and she's getting married. 282 00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:01,810 What does pretty have to do with getting married? 283 00:15:01,852 --> 00:15:03,854 Everything. You got to get married... 284 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:06,690 before your hips start spreading and you get facial hair... 285 00:15:06,732 --> 00:15:09,777 which, by the way, comes from your father's mother. 286 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:12,821 Looks like Magnum, P.I., for God's sake. 287 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:15,908 I can't make Glenn set a date. 288 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:19,203 You're going to hate this idea... 289 00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:24,667 but I think you should consider a fake pregnancy. 290 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,960 I'm exiting the car. 291 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,586 It's just a means to an end. 292 00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,922 ln five years, he'll thank you for it. 293 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,025 Perhaps we should call her. 294 00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:54,655 She's probably got a make-up problem or her dress. 295 00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:57,408 I know her. She likes to look her best. 296 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,632 Hey, sis. 297 00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:14,883 Hi, Robs. 298 00:16:14,925 --> 00:16:18,012 I just got off the phone with Linda's mom. 299 00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:20,723 Linda's not there, but... 300 00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:21,890 there was a note. 301 00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:23,434 A note? 302 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,186 Everything all right? 303 00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:28,689 Yeah, she's okay. 304 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,150 It basically indicated... 305 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,278 that Linda was... 306 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,238 not coming today. 307 00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:42,786 So, it was a bad note. 308 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,206 Did she say why? 309 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,712 I am so sorry, honey. 310 00:16:52,755 --> 00:16:53,839 It's okay. 311 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,592 You want me to say something? 312 00:16:59,553 --> 00:17:02,473 Just give me a second. I'll be right back. 313 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,602 Oh, my God, she's not showing up. 314 00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:21,742 Don't worry. Everything's gonna be all right. 315 00:17:21,784 --> 00:17:23,410 It's okay. 316 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,085 Oh, God! 317 00:17:41,303 --> 00:17:43,430 You can't catch me! 318 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,267 I'm going to get you and chop you up! 319 00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:48,936 Can we turn this crap off, please? 320 00:17:48,978 --> 00:17:51,939 That's right, Robbie. You have to let it out. 321 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,191 - Let what out? - Your feelings. 322 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,944 About what that lousy bitch did to you today. 323 00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:58,028 Don't call her that... 324 00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,405 because we're going to get back together... 325 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,407 and then there will be weirdness between you and me... 326 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,534 so just watch it. 327 00:18:03,576 --> 00:18:05,703 I made this for you, Uncle Robbie. 328 00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:07,997 Thanks, Freddy Krueger. 329 00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:10,332 That's not nice. 330 00:18:10,374 --> 00:18:12,501 Very creative, though. 331 00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,086 Go back to the boiler room. 332 00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:18,173 I just wish I knew where she was, you know? 333 00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:23,512 He's taking it pretty bad. 334 00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:25,681 He's acting like a real robot... 335 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,516 a zombie or something. 336 00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:30,436 He's been wanting to get married since the third grade. 337 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,147 It makes sense. That's when Mom and Dad died. 338 00:18:33,188 --> 00:18:35,691 He wants to start a family of his own. 339 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,234 Check out the cake. 340 00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:40,029 There's only a little groom on top. 341 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,216 You're late. 342 00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:03,552 I'm sorry. 343 00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:05,179 I just couldn't do it. 344 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,392 If you need some more time, I guess I can wait. 345 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,939 No, I don't need more time, Robbie. 346 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,357 I don't ever want to marry you. 347 00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:22,279 You know, that information... 348 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,658 might have been a little more useful to me yesterday. 349 00:19:27,576 --> 00:19:29,578 I've been talking to my friends the last couple of days... 350 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,413 Here it comes. 351 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:35,042 And I think I figured out what's been bothering me. 352 00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:37,211 I'm not in love with Robbie now. 353 00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:40,839 I'm in love with Robbie six years ago... 354 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,050 Robbie, the lead singer of Final Warning... 355 00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,052 when I used to come and watch you from the front row... 356 00:19:45,094 --> 00:19:47,221 in your spandex pants... 357 00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:49,390 your silk shirt unbuttoned... 358 00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:53,477 licking the microphone like David Lee Roth. 359 00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:55,938 I still got the spandex. I'll put them on right now. 360 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,856 The point is, I woke up this morning... 361 00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:01,235 and I realized I'm about to marry a wedding singer. 362 00:20:01,277 --> 00:20:03,737 I am never going to leave Ridgefield. 363 00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:05,698 Why do you need to leave Ridgefield? 364 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,784 We grew up here. All our friends are here. 365 00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:10,953 It's the perfect place to raise a family. 366 00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:13,497 Living in your sister's basement with five kids... 367 00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,332 while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs... 368 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:17,293 at a whopping 60 bucks a pop? 369 00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:18,836 Once again... 370 00:20:18,877 --> 00:20:20,796 things that could have been brought to my attention... 371 00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:21,922 yesterday! 372 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,052 The fact is, we grew apart a long time ago. 373 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,639 You wanted to get married. You didn't care to who. 374 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,892 That's not true. I love you. Come here. 375 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:37,438 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 376 00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:39,898 Hey, Linda. 377 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,942 You're a bitch. 378 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,656 Thanks, Petey. Go back to the house. 379 00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:52,870 He might have Tourette's syndrome. 380 00:20:52,912 --> 00:20:54,288 We're looking into it. 381 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,083 I got to go. 382 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,296 I'm sorry. 383 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,105 Ninety-nine Luftballons... 384 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,318 Glenn! 385 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,570 Don't be so jumpy. 386 00:21:26,612 --> 00:21:28,822 These are for you. 387 00:21:28,864 --> 00:21:30,324 Thank you. 388 00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:34,328 They're beautiful. 389 00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:37,957 I have something else for you. 390 00:21:42,294 --> 00:21:45,297 Two airplane tickets to Las Vegas? 391 00:21:49,134 --> 00:21:51,178 Oh, my God, Glenn! 392 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:54,014 I know you wanted to set a date... 393 00:21:54,056 --> 00:21:56,183 so I went to the travel agent and set it. 394 00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:59,812 Glenn, I love you so much... 395 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:00,980 but Las Vegas? I thought-- 396 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,065 Jules, it's the romance capital of the world. 397 00:22:03,107 --> 00:22:05,693 I just don't want a big wedding-- 398 00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:07,403 hundreds of people we don't know... 399 00:22:07,444 --> 00:22:09,446 that are just there for the free drinks... 400 00:22:09,488 --> 00:22:11,532 and all-you-can-eat buffet. 401 00:22:11,574 --> 00:22:13,576 They might as well be in Vegas. 402 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,168 Las Vegas it is, and it'll be great. 403 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,755 Are you going to do the girl thing? 404 00:22:26,797 --> 00:22:30,134 You're going to act happy and be pouting on the inside? 405 00:22:31,594 --> 00:22:33,262 I'm happy. 406 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,435 All right. 407 00:22:39,435 --> 00:22:41,103 Let's get married here. 408 00:22:41,145 --> 00:22:44,023 I know that's what you want. 409 00:22:44,064 --> 00:22:45,941 Thank you, Glenn. 410 00:22:47,276 --> 00:22:48,777 It's more important to you anyway. 411 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:52,907 I promise I will give you the most beautiful wedding... 412 00:22:52,948 --> 00:22:54,950 and even you'll have a good time. 413 00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:21,769 It's about time his best friend showed up. 414 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,562 So, how's he doing? 415 00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:25,022 I don't know. 416 00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:28,150 He's been down in the basement since it happened. 417 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:30,152 Five days now. 418 00:23:30,152 --> 00:23:34,365 I think he's having some kind of a mental situation... 419 00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:36,909 an episode or something. 420 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,369 All right. 421 00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:42,790 You do something, because I don't want to be known... 422 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:45,084 as the brother-in-law of the town nut job. 423 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,543 I got enough problems already. 424 00:23:46,585 --> 00:23:48,754 Shit, I got water all over myself. 425 00:23:57,554 --> 00:23:59,056 Hello? 426 00:24:04,436 --> 00:24:06,105 You all right? 427 00:24:13,779 --> 00:24:16,657 These sheets are soft. You use Downy? 428 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:21,036 All Tempa-Cheer. 429 00:24:21,036 --> 00:24:23,038 You can wash your clothes at any temperature... 430 00:24:23,038 --> 00:24:25,040 and the colors don't run together. 431 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,294 - Really? - Yeah. Now leave me alone. 432 00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:31,964 You have to go back to work. 433 00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:35,217 There's going to be over a hundred drunk girls... 434 00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:36,385 at this wedding tonight. 435 00:24:36,427 --> 00:24:37,970 I've got nothing to offer anybody. 436 00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:41,307 I haven't done jack shit since high school. 437 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:43,350 Why would any girl ever marry me? 438 00:24:43,392 --> 00:24:45,102 Marry you? 439 00:24:45,144 --> 00:24:47,146 I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding-dong. 440 00:24:51,483 --> 00:24:53,569 Holiday... 441 00:24:55,738 --> 00:24:57,990 Celebrate... 442 00:25:08,918 --> 00:25:11,921 If we took a holiday... 443 00:25:13,297 --> 00:25:15,633 Took some time to celebrate... 444 00:25:15,674 --> 00:25:17,593 Come on, let's celebrate. 445 00:25:17,635 --> 00:25:20,179 Just one day out of life... 446 00:25:21,847 --> 00:25:24,058 It would be... 447 00:25:24,099 --> 00:25:27,436 It would be so nice. 448 00:25:27,436 --> 00:25:31,023 Everybody spread the word. 449 00:25:31,065 --> 00:25:35,361 I live in my sister's basement. 450 00:25:36,528 --> 00:25:38,697 He just had his heart broken. 451 00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:41,492 Why would he even think about coming back to work? 452 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:43,202 I don't know. 453 00:25:43,244 --> 00:25:45,871 Celebrate. 454 00:25:57,049 --> 00:25:59,593 You guys are off to a great start. 455 00:25:59,635 --> 00:26:01,136 I mean... 456 00:26:01,178 --> 00:26:03,847 Cindy showed up, so, right away, Scott... 457 00:26:03,889 --> 00:26:05,307 you got to be pretty psyched. 458 00:26:06,725 --> 00:26:09,270 I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. 459 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,646 I'm paying you to sing. 460 00:26:12,314 --> 00:26:15,818 I have a microphone, and you don't... 461 00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:18,779 so you will listen to every damn word... 462 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:20,573 I have to say! 463 00:26:27,496 --> 00:26:31,959 It's funny. Some of us will never find true love. 464 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,754 Like, take, for instance...me. 465 00:26:36,964 --> 00:26:38,924 And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. 466 00:26:41,093 --> 00:26:43,345 And that lady with the sideburns. 467 00:26:45,222 --> 00:26:47,808 And basically everybody at table nine. 468 00:26:49,226 --> 00:26:51,520 But the worst thing is... 469 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:57,526 that me, fatty, sideburns lady... 470 00:26:57,568 --> 00:26:59,361 and the mutants over at table nine... 471 00:27:01,405 --> 00:27:04,700 will never, ever find a way to better the situation... 472 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,827 because... 473 00:27:06,869 --> 00:27:10,539 apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer... 474 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,124 the opposite sex. 475 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,211 You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy! 476 00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:18,339 Sir, one more outburst... 477 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:20,758 I will strangle you with my microphone wire. 478 00:27:23,636 --> 00:27:25,429 Let's cut the stupid cake... 479 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:27,389 because the fat guy's going to have a heart attack... 480 00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:28,807 if we don't eat again soon. 481 00:27:31,143 --> 00:27:34,939 And while we do that, here's a little mood music. 482 00:27:42,404 --> 00:27:45,032 Cindy and Scott are newlyweds. 483 00:27:50,788 --> 00:27:53,207 He loves her... 484 00:27:53,249 --> 00:27:55,876 But she loves this guy right here... 485 00:27:55,918 --> 00:27:58,545 And he loves somebody else. 486 00:27:58,587 --> 00:28:01,507 You just can't win. 487 00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:03,509 And so it goes... 488 00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:06,470 Until the day you die. 489 00:28:06,512 --> 00:28:08,973 This thing they call love... 490 00:28:09,014 --> 00:28:11,267 Is gonna make you cry. 491 00:28:11,308 --> 00:28:12,476 I hate you. 492 00:28:12,518 --> 00:28:14,561 I've had the blues... 493 00:28:14,603 --> 00:28:17,398 The reds and the pinks. 494 00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:20,067 One thing's for sure... 495 00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:22,111 Love stinks? 496 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,737 Love stinks. 497 00:28:45,676 --> 00:28:48,095 Drug addict! Degenerate! 498 00:29:16,457 --> 00:29:19,418 I was wondering what happened to you. 499 00:29:21,378 --> 00:29:23,297 Did everybody leave? 500 00:29:24,506 --> 00:29:26,842 Pretty much, except for a few cops... 501 00:29:26,884 --> 00:29:29,470 that are still interviewing some witnesses. 502 00:29:34,266 --> 00:29:36,435 I'm going to get the hell out of here. 503 00:29:38,604 --> 00:29:40,189 So it was your first wedding back. 504 00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:42,566 Of course things are going to be a little shaky. 505 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:45,152 A little shaky? I hate weddings. 506 00:29:45,194 --> 00:29:48,405 I hate the bride. I hate the groom. 507 00:29:48,447 --> 00:29:51,492 I want them to be miserable, because that's what I am. 508 00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:53,535 No. You're the best. 509 00:29:53,535 --> 00:29:57,122 At what? People eat prime rib, and I sing. 510 00:29:57,164 --> 00:30:00,668 It's a joke. I can't do this anymore. 511 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:04,546 Glenn and I set the date... 512 00:30:04,588 --> 00:30:06,548 so you have to play our wedding. 513 00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,177 Congratulations. 514 00:30:11,428 --> 00:30:15,516 I just can't do it, all right? 515 00:30:16,558 --> 00:30:19,019 I'm having an engagement party in two weeks... 516 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:21,272 and I really want you and Sammy to come. 517 00:30:42,793 --> 00:30:44,795 Good, you're here. 518 00:30:44,837 --> 00:30:47,298 Robbie's here! Let's move it! 519 00:30:47,339 --> 00:30:49,216 The kids have been fed, but if they want snacks... 520 00:30:49,258 --> 00:30:52,595 there's ice pops in the freezer, or microwave popcorn. 521 00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:53,929 Good. 522 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:55,556 Are you going to the engagement party? 523 00:30:55,598 --> 00:30:57,391 Yeah, I'll probably go. 524 00:30:58,767 --> 00:31:01,103 Come on, Andy, move your ass! 525 00:31:01,103 --> 00:31:03,063 Hang on. I'm watching Dallas. 526 00:31:03,105 --> 00:31:05,566 I think J.R. might be dead. They shot him. 527 00:31:05,608 --> 00:31:06,567 Good night. 528 00:31:06,609 --> 00:31:08,611 - Love you. - Love you. 529 00:31:08,652 --> 00:31:10,738 Time to make the donuts. 530 00:31:10,779 --> 00:31:11,906 I made the donuts. 531 00:31:11,947 --> 00:31:14,783 Dunkin' donuts-- up to 52 varieties... 532 00:31:14,825 --> 00:31:16,619 Uncle Robbie's here. 533 00:31:18,454 --> 00:31:21,248 Hey, the Goofball Brothers. 534 00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:23,918 ls it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown? 535 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,090 - Who said that? - Everybody. 536 00:31:30,132 --> 00:31:32,468 You're eight years old. You only know your parents. 537 00:31:32,468 --> 00:31:33,761 What are you talking about? 538 00:31:33,802 --> 00:31:36,555 Is it true you're gonna end up in a mental institution? 539 00:31:36,597 --> 00:31:38,724 Cuckoo's nest! 540 00:31:39,892 --> 00:31:41,185 Hey, kids. 541 00:31:43,395 --> 00:31:45,230 Remember what we talked about? 542 00:31:47,566 --> 00:31:49,401 Go over there and watch some television. 543 00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:51,320 Can I speak to you for a second? 544 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,947 Everybody... 545 00:31:55,824 --> 00:31:57,826 I've been thinking about what happened to you... 546 00:31:57,868 --> 00:31:59,328 and it's all for the best. 547 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:01,956 I know you were in love and everything... 548 00:32:01,997 --> 00:32:03,082 but that wears off. 549 00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:06,543 Me and your sister, we used to be wild. 550 00:32:06,585 --> 00:32:08,629 She was very adventurous... 551 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:11,590 and we got into some crazy shit. 552 00:32:11,632 --> 00:32:13,300 But now the thrill is gone. 553 00:32:13,342 --> 00:32:16,595 If we get a second alone, we usually go to sleep. 554 00:32:16,679 --> 00:32:19,265 If it's a special occasion... 555 00:32:19,306 --> 00:32:22,142 she might do this exotic dance for me. 556 00:32:22,184 --> 00:32:23,644 What? 557 00:32:23,686 --> 00:32:27,106 Sometimes she might work with my nipples a bit. 558 00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:28,899 All right, enough. Go out. 559 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,776 I'll take care of the kids. 560 00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:35,030 I don't know what I just said, but I said something. 561 00:32:43,497 --> 00:32:45,165 Women got a thing about marriage. 562 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:49,420 If you want to stay with them, you're gonna have to marry them. 563 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,714 No big deal. There she is. 564 00:32:51,755 --> 00:32:54,133 The girl who finally beat me into submission. 565 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:55,301 That's right. 566 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,636 August 5th is less than three months away. 567 00:32:57,678 --> 00:32:59,805 We've got a lot of planning to do. 568 00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:01,849 Do you think it would be better... 569 00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:04,727 if maybe you took over all the arrangements? 570 00:33:04,727 --> 00:33:08,188 I'd like to do it together. 571 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:11,442 Yeah, but you like this stuff. 572 00:33:11,483 --> 00:33:12,985 It's really not my thing. 573 00:33:14,528 --> 00:33:17,072 God forbid I screw up the wedding flowers. 574 00:33:17,114 --> 00:33:18,490 How could I live with myself? 575 00:33:18,532 --> 00:33:19,700 He'll be so wasted... 576 00:33:19,783 --> 00:33:22,912 he won't know flowers are at the wedding. 577 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:27,833 I hear you're gonna have your bachelor party Friday. 578 00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:32,046 Gonna be all right with that? You might miss Miami Vice. 579 00:33:32,087 --> 00:33:35,549 Nope. Summer. Reruns. I'm all set. 580 00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:38,010 Great. 581 00:33:40,930 --> 00:33:43,182 All right, nice house. 582 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:46,185 I told you this guy was loaded. 583 00:33:46,268 --> 00:33:49,605 I know. In and out, though. I don't want to be here long. 584 00:33:49,605 --> 00:33:52,274 Let me just pick up a chick, and we'll get out of here. 585 00:33:52,358 --> 00:33:54,068 What do you think of the jacket? 586 00:33:54,109 --> 00:33:57,738 I would lose that glove. You look nuts. 587 00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,907 There's Julia. 588 00:34:01,575 --> 00:34:03,661 Let's go say hello. 589 00:34:04,954 --> 00:34:07,081 Hi, you guys. 590 00:34:07,122 --> 00:34:08,832 I'm so glad you came. 591 00:34:08,874 --> 00:34:11,126 Jason, this is Robbie and Sammy... 592 00:34:11,168 --> 00:34:13,629 and this is my fiance Glenn. 593 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:15,923 - Congratulations, Glenn. - Thank you. 594 00:34:15,965 --> 00:34:17,091 Robbie Hart. 595 00:34:17,132 --> 00:34:20,886 I heard what happened to you at your wedding. 596 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:23,889 That was so cold. You must have felt like shit. 597 00:34:23,973 --> 00:34:28,227 No. It felt really good. Thanks for bringing it up. 598 00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:31,146 My parents died when I was 10. Want to talk about that? 599 00:34:31,146 --> 00:34:33,315 Why would we want to talk about that? 600 00:34:33,357 --> 00:34:34,817 I don't know. 601 00:34:34,817 --> 00:34:36,443 Somebody needs a drink. 602 00:34:36,485 --> 00:34:38,654 Actually, I'm not a big drinker. 603 00:34:38,696 --> 00:34:40,489 I am. How about an Alabama Slammer? 604 00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:41,657 Sounds like a plan. 605 00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:43,659 Meet me at the bar. I gotta piss first. 606 00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:45,953 Have a few drinks and drive home. 607 00:34:48,163 --> 00:34:50,457 Julia, thanks for inviting us. 608 00:34:50,499 --> 00:34:53,335 I'm glad you guys came. We hang out at work so much... 609 00:34:53,335 --> 00:34:55,588 but we don't get to talk 'cause we're always so busy. 610 00:34:57,298 --> 00:34:59,466 We should make time to talk, don't you think? 611 00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:05,222 Know what? The first time this guy saw you... 612 00:35:05,264 --> 00:35:07,516 he told me he was gonna hit on you. 613 00:35:07,558 --> 00:35:10,144 - Really? - That's not true. 614 00:35:10,185 --> 00:35:12,980 Yeah, it is. You told me she was in trouble. 615 00:35:13,022 --> 00:35:15,858 She was gonna get it, and she didn't even know it. 616 00:35:15,858 --> 00:35:17,818 He's teasing. I would never say that. 617 00:35:17,902 --> 00:35:20,487 You said you were gonna give it to her. 618 00:35:20,529 --> 00:35:22,489 Give me what, exactly? 619 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:24,074 You're a jerk. 620 00:35:24,116 --> 00:35:26,535 What do you mean? You didn't know she was engaged. 621 00:35:26,535 --> 00:35:28,454 So now you're not gonna give it to me? 622 00:35:28,495 --> 00:35:30,164 Very funny. 623 00:35:30,205 --> 00:35:31,665 Say hi to your brother Tito. 624 00:35:36,545 --> 00:35:38,505 So how are you doing? 625 00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:41,592 I'm doing better. I don't know. 626 00:35:41,634 --> 00:35:44,053 How are you and Glenn doing with the wedding plans? 627 00:35:46,847 --> 00:35:50,225 Glenn isn't really-- He's very busy right now. 628 00:35:50,267 --> 00:35:54,355 He works on Wall Street. You know how that is nowadays. 629 00:35:54,396 --> 00:35:57,399 Wall Street--stocks and stuff? 630 00:35:57,399 --> 00:35:58,525 Actually, he's in bonds. 631 00:35:58,609 --> 00:36:01,987 He barely has time to sleep, let alone plan a wedding... 632 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:03,656 so I'm kind of doing this on my own. 633 00:36:03,739 --> 00:36:06,784 But I went to Marshall's for the floral centerpieces. 634 00:36:06,825 --> 00:36:09,286 Marshall's? You should go to Tony's. 635 00:36:09,328 --> 00:36:11,997 They're cheaper, and they've got a great selection. 636 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:15,042 All right. Well, thank you for the tip. 637 00:36:15,084 --> 00:36:17,378 It's a shame you won't be doing weddings anymore. 638 00:36:17,419 --> 00:36:18,754 We won't get to hang out as much. 639 00:36:18,796 --> 00:36:21,173 We'll get to hang out. 640 00:36:21,215 --> 00:36:24,593 There's other things to do besides weddings, right? 641 00:36:26,428 --> 00:36:28,889 Oy, oy, bar mitzvah... 642 00:36:28,930 --> 00:36:31,058 Mazel tov... 643 00:36:50,786 --> 00:36:51,912 L'chaim ! 644 00:36:51,954 --> 00:36:55,124 Let's keep the fun rolling. Take it away, George. 645 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:11,432 Do you really want to hurt me? 646 00:37:14,643 --> 00:37:16,061 You seem kind of sad. 647 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:17,771 Why don't you get out there and dance? 648 00:37:17,813 --> 00:37:21,191 I asked that girl over there. She turned me down. 649 00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:24,111 She said she didn't dance with losers. 650 00:37:24,194 --> 00:37:26,906 Man. That hurts. 651 00:37:26,947 --> 00:37:29,825 But why would you want to dance with somebody... 652 00:37:29,825 --> 00:37:32,494 who doesn't want to dance with you? Right? 653 00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:35,623 Listen, don't worry. 654 00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:38,250 You're gonna meet a girl who treats you right someday. 655 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:39,627 I promise you. 656 00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:43,297 How you guys doing? All right? 657 00:37:43,339 --> 00:37:45,466 I want you to meet a friend of mine... 658 00:37:45,507 --> 00:37:47,301 by the name of Julia Sullivan. 659 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:51,096 Could you come out here for a second? 660 00:37:52,473 --> 00:37:53,682 Say hi to Julia, everybody. 661 00:37:53,682 --> 00:37:54,725 Hello. 662 00:37:54,767 --> 00:37:57,978 Now, who of you out there would like to dance... 663 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,521 with this fine-looking woman? 664 00:38:02,733 --> 00:38:05,778 I'd like to do more than dance with her. 665 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,822 Wow, Julia. 666 00:38:08,864 --> 00:38:10,908 Sounds to me like you got your pick... 667 00:38:10,950 --> 00:38:12,952 of any man in this room to dance with... 668 00:38:13,035 --> 00:38:15,996 so I want you to take your time... 669 00:38:16,038 --> 00:38:19,833 and find amongst all these young studs here tonight... 670 00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:23,087 the coolest, most un-losery guy in the bunch. 671 00:38:24,713 --> 00:38:26,215 Pick me. 672 00:38:28,509 --> 00:38:29,718 Please pick me. 673 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,731 May I have this dance? 674 00:38:47,903 --> 00:38:49,947 Okay, pal, have fun. 675 00:38:57,288 --> 00:39:00,833 I can only give you love... 676 00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:03,043 That lasts forever... 677 00:39:03,085 --> 00:39:06,714 And a promise to be near... 678 00:39:06,755 --> 00:39:10,009 Each time you call... 679 00:39:10,009 --> 00:39:14,263 And the only heart I own... 680 00:39:14,305 --> 00:39:17,308 For you and you alone... 681 00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:18,809 That's all. 682 00:39:22,438 --> 00:39:26,358 All I have are these arms... 683 00:39:26,358 --> 00:39:29,904 To enfold you. Just go with it. 684 00:39:29,945 --> 00:39:35,284 And a love time can never destroy. 685 00:39:35,326 --> 00:39:37,202 Take it, George. 686 00:40:10,152 --> 00:40:11,070 Come here, Big Red. 687 00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:18,452 If you're wondering what I'm asking... 688 00:40:18,494 --> 00:40:21,413 In return, dear... 689 00:40:21,455 --> 00:40:23,165 You'll be glad to know... 690 00:40:23,207 --> 00:40:28,545 That my demands are small. 691 00:40:28,587 --> 00:40:33,133 Say it's me that you'll adore... 692 00:40:33,175 --> 00:40:35,511 For now and ever more. 693 00:40:35,594 --> 00:40:37,513 That's all. 694 00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,813 To the new lord of the ladies! 695 00:40:47,022 --> 00:40:49,400 You're a lovely dancer. 696 00:40:55,864 --> 00:40:58,367 - Are you gonna tell Glenn? - About what? 697 00:40:58,367 --> 00:41:01,203 About you and that kid and him squeezing your tush? 698 00:41:01,245 --> 00:41:04,707 He did have very strong hands for a 13-year-old. 699 00:41:04,707 --> 00:41:05,874 I could see that. 700 00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:09,420 By the way, thank you for recommending Tony the florist. 701 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:11,714 His flowers were beautiful, and he didn't overcharge me. 702 00:41:11,755 --> 00:41:13,674 Good. I'm glad. 703 00:41:13,716 --> 00:41:14,967 And a new girl in town... 704 00:41:15,009 --> 00:41:17,177 could certainly use that kind of help on everything. 705 00:41:17,219 --> 00:41:19,388 You got Holly and your mother, right? 706 00:41:19,430 --> 00:41:22,641 My mother lives 50 miles away... 707 00:41:22,683 --> 00:41:24,435 and Holly's not into that kind of thing... 708 00:41:24,435 --> 00:41:26,645 so that really only leaves one person. 709 00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:36,697 I would, but, you know, I just--l can't. 710 00:41:36,739 --> 00:41:38,407 I understand. 711 00:41:38,449 --> 00:41:40,701 I just don't know how to go about this. 712 00:41:40,784 --> 00:41:44,413 I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500 for a half-eaten wedding cake. 713 00:41:44,455 --> 00:41:48,208 I really gotta concentrate on getting some more gigs. 714 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:50,878 There's only four Jewish families in this town. 715 00:41:56,634 --> 00:41:58,260 All right. 716 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:04,850 I have never done it for that cheap. 717 00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:08,270 I know for a fact you gave Eric Lamensoft that price. 718 00:42:08,270 --> 00:42:10,522 I did not. 719 00:42:10,564 --> 00:42:12,733 Faye, look at me. 720 00:42:12,775 --> 00:42:15,986 Look me in the eyes. I'm right here. 721 00:42:16,028 --> 00:42:19,073 Don't look away. Did you give him that price or not? 722 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:26,080 Okay. Just that one time. So you got me. 723 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,457 Can I say something? 724 00:42:28,499 --> 00:42:32,086 I deal with a lot of people, but you two look truly happy. 725 00:42:32,127 --> 00:42:35,005 You're gonna make it. I know. Believe me. 726 00:42:35,047 --> 00:42:36,048 How do you know? 727 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:38,509 You can just look at a couple... 728 00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:40,386 and you can tell right away... 729 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:43,013 they're gonna stay together forever. 730 00:42:43,055 --> 00:42:45,975 Like Donald and Ivana... 731 00:42:46,016 --> 00:42:48,602 and Woody and Mia... 732 00:42:48,644 --> 00:42:52,064 and Burt and Loni. 733 00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:53,649 We're not getting married. 734 00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:56,694 That's right. Actually, we're brother and sister. 735 00:42:56,735 --> 00:43:00,281 So that's it. I could sense a closeness. 736 00:43:00,322 --> 00:43:02,408 The weird thing is, when we were growing up... 737 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:05,202 we didn't get along 'cause I used to do this to her. 738 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:13,127 We're gonna go now. Come here, sis. 739 00:43:13,168 --> 00:43:15,546 Your ass is grass. 740 00:43:15,588 --> 00:43:17,631 I'm telling Mom when we get home. 741 00:43:22,344 --> 00:43:24,138 Yes, it's ladies' night... 742 00:43:24,179 --> 00:43:26,265 And the feeling's right. 743 00:43:26,307 --> 00:43:28,017 Yes, it's ladies' night. 744 00:43:28,058 --> 00:43:29,602 Oh, what a... 745 00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:30,603 Oh, what a night. 746 00:43:30,686 --> 00:43:32,313 Yes, it's ladies' night... 747 00:43:32,354 --> 00:43:34,023 And the feeling's right. 748 00:43:34,064 --> 00:43:36,942 I've never seen it from this perspective before. 749 00:43:36,984 --> 00:43:38,402 Is this what I look like? 750 00:43:38,444 --> 00:43:41,071 No. You're much better than him. 751 00:43:41,113 --> 00:43:42,823 He's ridiculous. 752 00:43:42,865 --> 00:43:43,824 One... 753 00:43:47,745 --> 00:43:50,039 Romantic lady... 754 00:43:51,582 --> 00:43:54,460 Single baby... 755 00:43:55,836 --> 00:43:59,465 Sophisticated mama... 756 00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:04,178 Come on, you disco lady. 757 00:44:04,219 --> 00:44:05,471 Send me a line, mama. 758 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,181 Yes, it's ladies' night. 759 00:44:07,222 --> 00:44:08,641 Oh, what a night! 760 00:44:09,642 --> 00:44:11,352 Chaka Khan! 761 00:44:11,393 --> 00:44:13,520 Thank you. This is Jimmy Moore... 762 00:44:13,562 --> 00:44:16,106 saying that ain't no sock in my crotch. 763 00:44:16,148 --> 00:44:18,484 Take four, everybody. 764 00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,527 Jimmy, that was really good. Thank you. 765 00:44:20,569 --> 00:44:21,654 No. Thank you. 766 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:24,865 - For what? - For quitting. 767 00:44:24,907 --> 00:44:28,702 Or...should I thank Linda? 768 00:44:28,744 --> 00:44:31,455 My business has tripled. 769 00:44:32,748 --> 00:44:37,461 You've just inspired me to hire a D.J... 770 00:44:37,503 --> 00:44:39,213 so thank you. 771 00:44:42,508 --> 00:44:47,304 Good luck finding a D.J. who can move and shake like this. 772 00:44:53,519 --> 00:44:55,771 How did you become a wedding singer? 773 00:44:57,022 --> 00:44:59,567 I think I got into it to make some money... 774 00:44:59,608 --> 00:45:01,443 until my music career took off. 775 00:45:01,485 --> 00:45:03,696 And you wanted to be a rock star? 776 00:45:03,737 --> 00:45:07,908 I kind of just wanted to be a songwriter, you know? 777 00:45:07,950 --> 00:45:10,411 That's the hardest thing, to write a song. 778 00:45:10,452 --> 00:45:13,581 A song that when people hear it... 779 00:45:13,622 --> 00:45:15,958 they go, "Ohh, I know what that guy was feeling... 780 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,293 "when he wrote that." 781 00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:18,460 Have you written anything lately? 782 00:45:18,502 --> 00:45:20,713 Yeah, I guess. 783 00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:22,298 Will you play it for me? 784 00:45:22,339 --> 00:45:24,216 You don't want to hear it. It's not good. 785 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:25,801 I'm sure it is. 786 00:45:25,843 --> 00:45:29,430 I wrote half of it when I was with Linda... 787 00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:32,266 and I wrote the other half after we broke up... 788 00:45:32,308 --> 00:45:34,268 so it's a little uneven, you know? 789 00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:37,396 I don't mind. I'd like to hear it. 790 00:45:37,438 --> 00:45:40,065 Yeah, all right. 791 00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:50,326 I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song... 792 00:45:50,326 --> 00:45:53,078 I was listening to The Cure a lot, so... 793 00:45:54,830 --> 00:45:55,998 Here we go. 794 00:45:57,625 --> 00:46:00,669 You don't know... 795 00:46:00,710 --> 00:46:02,630 How much... 796 00:46:02,670 --> 00:46:05,132 I need you. 797 00:46:05,174 --> 00:46:09,845 While you're near me... 798 00:46:09,887 --> 00:46:12,973 I don't feel blue. 799 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:17,353 And when we kiss... 800 00:46:17,394 --> 00:46:21,815 I know you need me, too. 801 00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:26,070 I can't believe I found a love... 802 00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:30,366 That's so pure and true... 803 00:46:30,407 --> 00:46:34,036 But it all was bullshit. 804 00:46:34,036 --> 00:46:38,499 It was a goddamn joke... 805 00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:42,962 And when I think of you, Linda... 806 00:46:43,003 --> 00:46:47,049 I hope you fuckin' choke. 807 00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:51,178 I hope you're glad... 808 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:54,139 With what you've done to me. 809 00:46:55,307 --> 00:46:57,017 I lay in bed... 810 00:46:57,059 --> 00:46:59,186 All day long... 811 00:46:59,228 --> 00:47:02,398 Feeling melancholy. 812 00:47:02,439 --> 00:47:05,317 You left me here... 813 00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:07,278 All alone... 814 00:47:07,319 --> 00:47:11,156 Tears running constantly. 815 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:15,703 Oh, somebody kill me, please. 816 00:47:19,582 --> 00:47:21,458 I'm on my knees. 817 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,669 Pretty, pretty please. 818 00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:26,714 Kill me. 819 00:47:26,755 --> 00:47:30,342 I want to die. 820 00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:38,017 Put a bullet in my head. 821 00:47:39,435 --> 00:47:41,145 I liked it. 822 00:47:43,147 --> 00:47:45,733 He's losing his mind... 823 00:47:47,276 --> 00:47:49,987 and I'm reaping all the benefits. 824 00:48:00,956 --> 00:48:04,585 Thank you for the ice cream. It always cheers me up. 825 00:48:04,668 --> 00:48:06,629 It's my pleasure. 826 00:48:06,629 --> 00:48:08,005 I feel weird being in this place. 827 00:48:08,047 --> 00:48:11,258 We came here all the time. We used to get chocolate shakes. 828 00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:13,469 May I ask what happened with Linda? 829 00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:18,557 She wasn't the right one, I guess. 830 00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:21,268 Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one... 831 00:48:21,310 --> 00:48:22,978 when you were together? 832 00:48:24,688 --> 00:48:25,856 I should have. 833 00:48:28,484 --> 00:48:30,611 I remember we went to the Grand Canyon once. 834 00:48:30,653 --> 00:48:32,780 We were flying there, and I'd never been before... 835 00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:36,158 and Linda had, so you would think... 836 00:48:36,242 --> 00:48:38,577 that she would give me the window seat... 837 00:48:38,619 --> 00:48:40,329 but she didn't. 838 00:48:40,370 --> 00:48:43,374 Not that that's a big deal, you know? 839 00:48:43,415 --> 00:48:45,709 But there were a lot of little things like that. 840 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,337 - l know that sounds stupid. - Not at all. 841 00:48:48,379 --> 00:48:50,339 I think it's the little things that count. 842 00:48:50,339 --> 00:48:52,841 How did you know that Glenn was the right one? 843 00:48:56,178 --> 00:48:57,846 The right one. 844 00:48:57,888 --> 00:49:00,766 I always just envisioned the right one... 845 00:49:00,808 --> 00:49:03,852 being someone I could see myself growing old with. 846 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,652 And Glenn will be a really good-looking older man... 847 00:49:11,694 --> 00:49:13,279 like Blake Carrington. 848 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,322 I'm gonna probably look like Buddy Hackett. 849 00:50:22,788 --> 00:50:24,790 Of course I'm gonna hire him. 850 00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:27,209 He's your best friend and the only limo driver in town. 851 00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:31,964 Yeah. I just like having fun with him. 852 00:50:37,010 --> 00:50:39,179 Wow. Look at him go. 853 00:50:41,974 --> 00:50:43,559 Better move it, man. 854 00:50:45,227 --> 00:50:46,395 You're not gonna make it. 855 00:50:54,444 --> 00:50:57,197 You hit 2 cones. Those could have been people. 856 00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,865 Those could have been guests at her wedding. 857 00:51:00,993 --> 00:51:02,494 They were cones. 858 00:51:17,134 --> 00:51:19,428 That was fun today. Wasn't that fun? 859 00:51:19,469 --> 00:51:21,305 That was fun. 860 00:51:21,346 --> 00:51:23,807 - l got the job, right? - Yeah, you did. 861 00:51:23,807 --> 00:51:26,727 It's August 5th, a week from today. 862 00:51:26,768 --> 00:51:28,937 Someone left a jacket in the back. 863 00:51:28,979 --> 00:51:31,398 That's Julia's jacket. 864 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,276 Remember? She took it off on Noxon Street. 865 00:51:34,318 --> 00:51:36,028 She said it's not jacket weather anymore. 866 00:51:36,069 --> 00:51:39,114 - Uh-oh. - What? 867 00:51:39,156 --> 00:51:41,450 - You like her. - No, I don't. 868 00:51:41,490 --> 00:51:44,119 Of course you do. She's a cool chick with a hot ass. 869 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,455 You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck. 870 00:51:46,496 --> 00:51:49,625 Anyway, she told me she likes you. 871 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,460 Really? 872 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,836 She said that? 873 00:51:55,589 --> 00:51:56,715 Think about it. 874 00:51:56,757 --> 00:51:59,176 It's gonna be your first kiss as a married couple. 875 00:51:59,176 --> 00:52:01,261 It's perfectly acceptable to open your mouth. 876 00:52:01,303 --> 00:52:04,264 I just would not want to do that in a church... 877 00:52:04,264 --> 00:52:06,892 in front of God and all of our relatives. 878 00:52:06,934 --> 00:52:09,978 It would gross them out to see me like... 879 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:13,398 No one will ever solve that. 880 00:52:18,110 --> 00:52:20,155 You forgot your jacket in the limo. 881 00:52:20,197 --> 00:52:22,324 Thank you for bringing it back. That's so nice of you. 882 00:52:22,366 --> 00:52:24,117 Yeah, it was. 883 00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:27,079 I'll see you later, all right? Have fun today. 884 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,664 Hey, wait a second. 885 00:52:28,705 --> 00:52:32,042 Maybe...he can help us. 886 00:52:32,084 --> 00:52:33,377 You're the expert on this. 887 00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:35,379 We were just having a debate about wedding kisses. 888 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:39,007 I say that it's okay for it to be an open-mouth kiss. 889 00:52:39,049 --> 00:52:41,260 And I say that it's the type of occasion... 890 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:43,303 where people dress up, so it's not appropriate. 891 00:52:43,345 --> 00:52:46,139 - l see. - What do you want to do? 892 00:52:46,180 --> 00:52:48,850 Thin, tight mouth, and it's over? 893 00:52:48,892 --> 00:52:52,604 No. Thin, partially open. 894 00:52:52,646 --> 00:52:54,064 No tongues, over. 895 00:52:54,064 --> 00:52:57,526 No tongue? Please. There has got to be a little. 896 00:52:57,568 --> 00:52:59,444 Maybe a little tongue. 897 00:52:59,486 --> 00:53:01,905 Not porno tongue. Church tongue. 898 00:53:01,905 --> 00:53:03,699 Church tongue. I like that. 899 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:05,534 Church tongue? What is that? 900 00:53:05,576 --> 00:53:08,370 I don't know how to describe it. 901 00:53:08,412 --> 00:53:10,247 Well, show me. 902 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:16,461 Not on me. How about on him? 903 00:53:16,503 --> 00:53:19,673 You don't mind, do you? 904 00:53:19,715 --> 00:53:22,426 Come on, just hold still. Julia, go ahead. 905 00:53:28,098 --> 00:53:30,183 Come on. We're all adults here. 906 00:53:34,438 --> 00:53:37,691 I'm gonna have to see it to make an educated decision. 907 00:53:39,943 --> 00:53:42,571 Well, if it's for educational purposes. 908 00:53:42,613 --> 00:53:45,282 Good. Okay. All right, you ready? 909 00:53:45,324 --> 00:53:48,285 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 910 00:53:48,285 --> 00:53:50,621 You may kiss the bride. 911 00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,233 Wow. 912 00:54:19,274 --> 00:54:23,528 That...was...great. 913 00:54:23,570 --> 00:54:26,114 Julia, you should do that at the wedding. 914 00:54:27,282 --> 00:54:30,160 I gave her the jacket. 915 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,913 Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly. 916 00:54:34,248 --> 00:54:37,000 I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything. 917 00:54:37,084 --> 00:54:39,503 I just brought her the jacket. 918 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:41,922 Kissed who? 919 00:54:43,465 --> 00:54:44,841 Oh, me. 920 00:54:44,883 --> 00:54:46,510 Who hasn't? 921 00:54:48,762 --> 00:54:53,225 I got you something. It's called a CD player. 922 00:54:53,267 --> 00:54:54,851 Cost me 700 bucks... 923 00:54:54,893 --> 00:54:57,646 but the sound quality is outstanding. 924 00:54:57,688 --> 00:54:59,481 You want to play a record? 925 00:54:59,523 --> 00:55:03,026 Jules, it doesn't play records. It plays CDs. 926 00:55:03,068 --> 00:55:05,195 It's a CD player. 927 00:55:05,237 --> 00:55:07,030 I'll be upstairs hooking it up. 928 00:55:07,072 --> 00:55:12,286 Oh, my God, Robbie is so amazingly cute. 929 00:55:12,327 --> 00:55:14,705 I think I should go out with him. 930 00:55:18,876 --> 00:55:20,377 Yeah, why not? 931 00:55:20,419 --> 00:55:23,505 You're single, and he's single. It makes sense. 932 00:55:25,257 --> 00:55:27,384 If you don't want me to, I won't do it. 933 00:55:28,886 --> 00:55:30,512 Why would I not want you to? 934 00:55:30,554 --> 00:55:32,598 Good, then I'm going out with him. 935 00:55:32,639 --> 00:55:34,725 Who you going out with? 936 00:55:36,059 --> 00:55:38,353 Good. That guy needs to get laid. 937 00:55:38,395 --> 00:55:39,771 Excuse me. 938 00:55:39,813 --> 00:55:42,441 Because he's going out with me doesn't mean he'll get laid. 939 00:55:45,235 --> 00:55:47,487 All right, he probably will. 940 00:55:47,529 --> 00:55:48,864 Do you think he'll go out with me? 941 00:55:50,157 --> 00:55:52,618 Jules is chums with him. She'll fix it up, won't you? 942 00:55:52,659 --> 00:55:56,330 You know what would be fun? Let's go on a double date. 943 00:59:50,930 --> 00:59:53,433 Robbie, you look so cute tonight. 944 00:59:53,475 --> 00:59:55,018 Thank you. 945 00:59:55,060 --> 00:59:57,938 I like these rubber bracelets. You look like Madonna. 946 00:59:57,938 --> 01:00:00,232 Yeah, that's the idea. 947 01:00:05,737 --> 01:00:07,030 Here you go. 948 01:00:07,030 --> 01:00:09,783 So, Robbie, how's your business going? 949 01:00:09,825 --> 01:00:13,412 I'm actually working on a game plan right now. 950 01:00:13,453 --> 01:00:15,539 You should look into the bond market. 951 01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:17,833 - That's where the money is. - Glenn's in junk bonds. 952 01:00:17,874 --> 01:00:20,919 No, Jules, it's high-yield bonds. 953 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,130 Do I tell people you're in junk waitressing? 954 01:00:25,132 --> 01:00:28,385 My grandmother gave me a savings bond when I was a kid. 955 01:00:28,427 --> 01:00:33,640 I get $25 in 1993, so that'll be good. 956 01:00:35,517 --> 01:00:38,395 So we totally look like a couple. 957 01:00:38,437 --> 01:00:40,147 Don't you think we look great together? 958 01:00:41,356 --> 01:00:44,985 David Bowie playing. He's the best. 959 01:00:45,026 --> 01:00:46,653 I think he's coming to town in September. 960 01:00:46,695 --> 01:00:48,989 I love David Bowie. 961 01:00:50,198 --> 01:00:52,659 When I get excited... 962 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:55,829 My little China girl... 963 01:00:55,870 --> 01:01:00,709 She says, "Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth." 964 01:01:02,043 --> 01:01:03,837 Shut your mouth. All right. 965 01:01:03,879 --> 01:01:05,672 We all know the words. 966 01:01:05,714 --> 01:01:08,675 God, I love David Bowie. He is so sexy. 967 01:01:08,717 --> 01:01:11,178 You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy. 968 01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:13,805 That guy is funny. 969 01:01:13,847 --> 01:01:16,516 You know who else I think is sexy? 970 01:01:20,979 --> 01:01:22,522 That's good. Thank you very much. 971 01:01:22,564 --> 01:01:23,857 I gotta go to the bathroom. 972 01:01:23,899 --> 01:01:27,944 Excuse us, guys. We'll be right back. 973 01:01:29,738 --> 01:01:31,782 She'll feel better once she yaks. 974 01:01:31,823 --> 01:01:34,367 I hope so. 975 01:01:43,877 --> 01:01:45,045 So... 976 01:01:46,254 --> 01:01:48,131 Sunday's the big day, huh? 977 01:01:48,173 --> 01:01:49,633 I don't even know your last name. 978 01:01:49,674 --> 01:01:51,051 It's Gulia. 979 01:01:54,012 --> 01:01:56,431 Julia's last name is gonna be Gulia. 980 01:01:56,430 --> 01:01:58,517 Julia Gulia. That's funny. 981 01:01:58,558 --> 01:02:00,435 Why is that funny? 982 01:02:02,104 --> 01:02:04,189 I don't know. 983 01:02:09,569 --> 01:02:11,029 Are you excited? 984 01:02:13,115 --> 01:02:15,409 Yeah. She's paid her dues, been with me four years. 985 01:02:15,450 --> 01:02:17,369 I owe it to her to get married. 986 01:02:17,452 --> 01:02:19,996 You had the Long Island iced tea. 987 01:02:20,038 --> 01:02:23,625 Plus, you know, you probably... 988 01:02:23,667 --> 01:02:24,960 you want to get married. 989 01:02:26,753 --> 01:02:28,630 I don't want to break up. 990 01:02:28,672 --> 01:02:30,257 Plus, she was with me before I made my money... 991 01:02:30,298 --> 01:02:31,425 so I know I can trust her. 992 01:02:39,349 --> 01:02:42,102 That is a luscious ass right there, isn't it? 993 01:02:42,144 --> 01:02:43,562 My God. 994 01:02:45,605 --> 01:02:47,858 That's Grade-A, top-choice meat. 995 01:02:47,899 --> 01:02:50,944 Like to bite right through that thing. 996 01:02:50,986 --> 01:02:52,612 Chew on it. 997 01:02:52,654 --> 01:02:54,740 But we can't get chicks like that anymore. 998 01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:56,032 We're too old. 999 01:02:56,074 --> 01:02:57,909 Speak for yourself. I'm not too old. 1000 01:02:57,950 --> 01:02:59,286 I can still get chicks like that. 1001 01:02:59,327 --> 01:03:01,705 Not that hot, though, right? 1002 01:03:02,873 --> 01:03:04,750 I've gotten hotter. 1003 01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:06,251 10 years ago. 1004 01:03:07,586 --> 01:03:10,088 Try 10 days ago. 1005 01:03:11,256 --> 01:03:12,966 Really? 1006 01:03:13,008 --> 01:03:14,551 As hot as that? 1007 01:03:16,052 --> 01:03:18,597 Hotter and younger. 1008 01:03:19,930 --> 01:03:22,142 How do you do it, man? 1009 01:03:22,184 --> 01:03:24,102 How do you do it without getting caught? 1010 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,857 Julia is totally preoccupied with the wedding. 1011 01:03:28,899 --> 01:03:30,400 She doesn't know what's going on. 1012 01:03:30,442 --> 01:03:32,778 Oh, man. 1013 01:03:32,819 --> 01:03:34,863 You know what sucks, though? 1014 01:03:34,905 --> 01:03:38,492 Once you get married, the party's over, right? 1015 01:03:38,533 --> 01:03:40,077 I work in the city, man. 1016 01:03:41,244 --> 01:03:42,996 And I work long hours. 1017 01:03:44,206 --> 01:03:46,208 Yeah, that's something. 1018 01:03:48,335 --> 01:03:50,879 Julia's feeling a little under the weather. 1019 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,422 Told you she was gonna yak. 1020 01:03:52,464 --> 01:03:54,883 Yeah, you called it. 1021 01:03:54,883 --> 01:03:57,302 Why don't you go get your car and meet us out front? 1022 01:04:03,350 --> 01:04:05,018 Oh, God. I forgot my purse. 1023 01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:07,813 Do me a favor and put her in the car with Glenn. 1024 01:04:07,854 --> 01:04:09,815 - No problem. - It's okay. 1025 01:04:13,902 --> 01:04:15,404 I puked. 1026 01:04:15,445 --> 01:04:18,073 Okay. Don't worry. 1027 01:04:18,115 --> 01:04:19,866 I vomited in my hair. 1028 01:04:19,908 --> 01:04:21,034 All right. 1029 01:04:21,076 --> 01:04:23,745 Does my hair smell bad? 1030 01:04:28,290 --> 01:04:30,210 No, it smells good, actually. 1031 01:04:32,170 --> 01:04:33,964 Just feel better, all right? 1032 01:04:40,595 --> 01:04:42,472 Hi, Glenn. 1033 01:04:46,935 --> 01:04:48,687 Don't puke in the car, all right? 1034 01:04:50,313 --> 01:04:51,606 It'll stink for a week. 1035 01:05:17,424 --> 01:05:20,886 What do you think of Glenn? Do you think he's trustworthy? 1036 01:05:20,969 --> 01:05:22,846 Yeah, he better be. 1037 01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,307 Who cares about Glenn? 1038 01:05:27,184 --> 01:05:28,643 You know what I keep thinking about? 1039 01:05:28,643 --> 01:05:30,061 What? 1040 01:05:30,103 --> 01:05:33,273 That soft kiss from the other day. 1041 01:05:34,483 --> 01:05:36,443 It looked really nice. 1042 01:05:39,070 --> 01:05:40,614 Did it feel good? 1043 01:05:43,158 --> 01:05:45,452 I don't know. 1044 01:05:45,494 --> 01:05:46,745 I don't remember. 1045 01:05:46,787 --> 01:05:49,539 Could I refresh your memory? 1046 01:06:01,802 --> 01:06:02,969 Yummy. 1047 01:06:06,473 --> 01:06:09,601 So you know Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight. 1048 01:06:12,479 --> 01:06:16,149 Look, Robbie, I know that you're shy... 1049 01:06:16,190 --> 01:06:18,485 and I know that you've been hurt... 1050 01:06:18,527 --> 01:06:23,323 so I'm gonna make this really easy on you. 1051 01:06:24,533 --> 01:06:28,161 If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid. 1052 01:06:28,203 --> 01:06:30,080 Wow. 1053 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:33,834 Nobody's ever said that to me before. 1054 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,838 I just--I'm telling you... 1055 01:06:37,879 --> 01:06:39,756 my head's kind of a mess right now. 1056 01:06:41,716 --> 01:06:44,136 Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight, huh? 1057 01:06:45,679 --> 01:06:46,888 Does she stay over there a lot? 1058 01:06:49,558 --> 01:06:50,809 Really? 1059 01:06:54,396 --> 01:06:56,606 Oh, my God. 1060 01:06:56,648 --> 01:06:57,649 What? 1061 01:06:57,690 --> 01:07:00,861 I can't believe I never noticed it before. 1062 01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:06,742 You've got a thing for Julia. 1063 01:07:06,742 --> 01:07:09,369 Oh, no, I don't. 1064 01:07:09,410 --> 01:07:10,746 I think she's a very nice girl... 1065 01:07:10,787 --> 01:07:13,039 but she's marrying that jerk-off. 1066 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,376 You know why she's marrying him, don't you? 1067 01:07:19,670 --> 01:07:21,923 The money thing? 1068 01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:24,468 Security? A nice house? 1069 01:07:24,509 --> 01:07:26,720 I guess that's important to some people. 1070 01:07:26,762 --> 01:07:29,014 No, it's... 1071 01:07:29,014 --> 01:07:32,726 It's not important to some people, Robbie. 1072 01:07:32,768 --> 01:07:34,394 It's important to all people. 1073 01:07:34,436 --> 01:07:38,315 Really? Then I guess I'm in big trouble. 1074 01:07:38,356 --> 01:07:40,567 Morning, sunshine. 1075 01:07:43,487 --> 01:07:45,614 I have a bad headache. 1076 01:07:45,655 --> 01:07:47,282 A really bad headache. 1077 01:07:47,365 --> 01:07:49,451 Can I cook you some breakfast? 1078 01:07:52,496 --> 01:07:55,415 How was your bottle of rum last night? 1079 01:07:57,793 --> 01:08:00,003 I didn't vomit on you, did l? 1080 01:08:01,713 --> 01:08:06,134 A little on my shoe, but I was wearing your shoes. 1081 01:08:06,176 --> 01:08:07,469 Good. 1082 01:08:09,930 --> 01:08:13,016 So, did anything happen with Robbie last night? 1083 01:08:16,269 --> 01:08:19,314 A kiss. 1084 01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:21,358 Did you kiss him, or did he kiss you? 1085 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,693 I kissed him. 1086 01:08:23,735 --> 01:08:24,778 And then what? 1087 01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:26,279 Nothing. 1088 01:08:28,949 --> 01:08:33,036 He sure doesn't think much of Glenn, though. 1089 01:08:33,078 --> 01:08:35,288 Really? What did he say? 1090 01:08:35,330 --> 01:08:37,582 That Glenn's a jerk-off. 1091 01:08:41,336 --> 01:08:43,296 Why would he say that? 1092 01:08:43,296 --> 01:08:46,049 Who knows? Maybe he was jealous. 1093 01:08:46,090 --> 01:08:50,303 Don't worry. I told him why you were marrying him. 1094 01:08:50,345 --> 01:08:52,889 Why did you tell him I was marrying him? 1095 01:08:52,930 --> 01:08:55,100 Because you love him... 1096 01:08:55,142 --> 01:08:59,813 and because... 1097 01:08:59,855 --> 01:09:02,023 because with Glenn, you'll have security. 1098 01:09:03,190 --> 01:09:05,152 But that's not why I'm marrying him. 1099 01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:09,114 Then why are you? 1100 01:09:25,213 --> 01:09:27,549 Hi, Rosie. How are you? 1101 01:09:27,590 --> 01:09:28,800 Fine, dear. 1102 01:09:28,842 --> 01:09:31,303 Is Robbie here? I came by to give him something. 1103 01:09:31,344 --> 01:09:34,473 No, Julia. I'm afraid he's not. 1104 01:09:34,514 --> 01:09:37,517 But it's Thursday. You have singing lessons today. 1105 01:09:37,559 --> 01:09:39,227 Not anymore. 1106 01:09:39,269 --> 01:09:41,521 Now that he's gone to the city to get a real job... 1107 01:09:41,563 --> 01:09:44,149 he doesn't have time to give me lessons. 1108 01:09:44,190 --> 01:09:46,526 Why do you think you'd be a good hire for this bank? 1109 01:09:46,568 --> 01:09:48,320 I'm ready to work hard... 1110 01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:51,156 and when I put my mind to something, I go all the way. 1111 01:09:51,198 --> 01:09:52,616 I'll go all the way for you, sir. 1112 01:09:53,909 --> 01:09:55,202 Do you have any experience? 1113 01:09:55,243 --> 01:09:58,914 I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. 1114 01:09:58,955 --> 01:10:02,209 I like it. I use it. I have a little. 1115 01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:04,586 I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. 1116 01:10:04,628 --> 01:10:07,047 I'd like to put more in it. That's where you come in. 1117 01:10:09,549 --> 01:10:11,384 He wants to make money. 1118 01:10:11,426 --> 01:10:17,849 Live in a nice house with wide windows and lamps. 1119 01:10:17,933 --> 01:10:21,269 You can't expect him to live forever with his sister... 1120 01:10:21,310 --> 01:10:24,481 and the nipple-twisting that goes on there. 1121 01:10:24,523 --> 01:10:26,066 I thank you for your time. 1122 01:10:26,108 --> 01:10:29,027 Actually, sir, I need this job to impress a girl. 1123 01:10:29,069 --> 01:10:30,737 Will you leave now, please? 1124 01:10:30,779 --> 01:10:32,572 You don't even have to give me the job. 1125 01:10:32,614 --> 01:10:34,741 If you could give me some cards with my name on it... 1126 01:10:34,783 --> 01:10:35,867 I think that might help. 1127 01:10:35,909 --> 01:10:38,495 I'm gonna try and go look for him, okay? 1128 01:10:38,537 --> 01:10:40,580 Tell him I'll give him a raise. 1129 01:10:40,622 --> 01:10:43,166 Three meatballs a lesson. 1130 01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:44,668 How about this? 1131 01:10:44,709 --> 01:10:47,254 10 singing lessons for one business card. 1132 01:10:47,295 --> 01:10:49,297 Thank you very much. 1133 01:11:12,988 --> 01:11:15,282 Hey, Julia. What are you doing here? 1134 01:11:15,323 --> 01:11:18,285 I went by Rosie's to find you. 1135 01:11:18,326 --> 01:11:21,580 I'm not doing that anymore. 1136 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:25,876 I thought that teaching was a big part of your life. 1137 01:11:25,917 --> 01:11:28,503 It was, but now I'm doing some stuff... 1138 01:11:28,545 --> 01:11:31,131 to better my situation. 1139 01:11:31,173 --> 01:11:32,674 Sounds kind of selfish. 1140 01:11:34,092 --> 01:11:36,595 It's not selfish. There's a lot of money out there. 1141 01:11:36,636 --> 01:11:37,888 I'm trying to get my hands on some. 1142 01:11:37,929 --> 01:11:40,640 But you don't want to be just another yuppie idiot. 1143 01:11:40,682 --> 01:11:41,975 What's wrong with that? 1144 01:11:42,017 --> 01:11:44,728 Don't want to live in my sister's basement anymore. 1145 01:11:44,770 --> 01:11:47,397 I want to get a big house, have some security. 1146 01:11:48,690 --> 01:11:51,151 Can't do that doing favors for people all the time... 1147 01:11:51,193 --> 01:11:52,486 getting paid in meatballs. 1148 01:11:52,527 --> 01:11:54,654 But you're above all that material bullshit. 1149 01:11:54,696 --> 01:11:57,657 I don't know. We're living in a material world... 1150 01:11:57,699 --> 01:12:00,535 and I am a material girl. Or boy. 1151 01:12:00,577 --> 01:12:02,746 No, you're not. 1152 01:12:02,788 --> 01:12:04,915 What about you? You're into material shit. 1153 01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:07,667 What do you mean? 1154 01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:10,128 You're marrying Glenn 'cause he's got money. 1155 01:12:18,762 --> 01:12:20,514 You asshole. 1156 01:12:32,526 --> 01:12:35,987 Oh, my gosh. She made me a present. 1157 01:12:36,070 --> 01:12:38,073 I am an asshole! 1158 01:12:40,575 --> 01:12:42,953 You're going to the mental institution. 1159 01:12:42,994 --> 01:12:43,995 Beat it! 1160 01:13:07,810 --> 01:13:10,105 - Rudy. - Same? 1161 01:13:10,105 --> 01:13:12,232 Give me the same, please. 1162 01:13:15,485 --> 01:13:16,611 What's up? 1163 01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:18,613 - There he is. - You all right? 1164 01:13:18,655 --> 01:13:21,199 You know something? 1165 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,909 You were right. You've always been right. 1166 01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:25,328 What have I been so right about? 1167 01:13:25,370 --> 01:13:29,207 Women. You just have fun with them. 1168 01:13:29,249 --> 01:13:31,585 You get emotionally involved, and they end up... 1169 01:13:31,626 --> 01:13:32,878 What do they do to you? 1170 01:13:34,755 --> 01:13:37,924 They rip your heart out of your ass. 1171 01:13:37,966 --> 01:13:39,593 That's right. 1172 01:13:39,634 --> 01:13:42,262 Did something happen with Julia? 1173 01:13:42,304 --> 01:13:45,432 I went on that double date, right? 1174 01:13:45,474 --> 01:13:47,809 And the moron she's gonna marry... 1175 01:13:47,809 --> 01:13:50,645 actually tells me he cheats on her. 1176 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,689 But can I tell her? 1177 01:13:52,730 --> 01:13:55,275 No. Who am l to break up a marriage? 1178 01:13:55,317 --> 01:13:58,111 You need a prostitute. 1179 01:14:03,033 --> 01:14:06,661 Anyways...I'm confused. 1180 01:14:06,703 --> 01:14:08,830 Because you like her. 1181 01:14:11,249 --> 01:14:14,086 I think I'm in love with her. 1182 01:14:16,088 --> 01:14:18,799 But I gotta get that out of my head, you know? 1183 01:14:22,052 --> 01:14:24,679 From now on, I'm gonna be like you. 1184 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,973 I'm gonna be with a different chick every night... 1185 01:14:27,015 --> 01:14:28,517 and then I'll send them packin'. 1186 01:14:28,517 --> 01:14:31,144 Sounds like you got it all figured out. 1187 01:14:31,186 --> 01:14:34,981 I'm gonna have to give them cab money to go home... 1188 01:14:35,023 --> 01:14:36,191 because I'll feel bad if I don't... 1189 01:14:36,233 --> 01:14:38,026 but after that, it's Bye-Bye, Birdie. 1190 01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:42,364 That's it, man, starting right now. 1191 01:14:42,364 --> 01:14:45,867 We are gonna be free and happy the rest of our lives. 1192 01:14:50,997 --> 01:14:53,959 I'm not happy. I'm miserable. 1193 01:14:54,042 --> 01:14:55,836 What? 1194 01:14:55,877 --> 01:14:59,172 I grew up idolizing guys... 1195 01:14:59,214 --> 01:15:01,508 like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino... 1196 01:15:01,550 --> 01:15:03,051 'cause they got a lot of chicks. 1197 01:15:03,050 --> 01:15:06,054 You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? 1198 01:15:06,054 --> 01:15:09,599 I read that Fonzie wants to be a director... 1199 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:13,270 and Barbarino, I think, the mechanical bull movie. 1200 01:15:13,310 --> 01:15:14,438 I didn't see it yet. 1201 01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:19,359 Their shows got canceled 'cause no one wants to see 1202 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,945 a 50-year-old guy hitting on chicks. 1203 01:15:23,447 --> 01:15:24,781 What are you saying? 1204 01:15:24,823 --> 01:15:27,576 What I'm saying is, all I really want... 1205 01:15:27,576 --> 01:15:30,078 is someone to hold me... 1206 01:15:30,078 --> 01:15:34,750 and tell me that everything is gonna be all right. 1207 01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:39,045 Everything is gonna be all right. 1208 01:15:43,090 --> 01:15:44,801 If you found someone you can love... 1209 01:15:44,843 --> 01:15:47,053 you can't let her get away. 1210 01:15:48,847 --> 01:15:52,142 You're right, man. Thank you, Sammy. 1211 01:15:52,184 --> 01:15:53,977 Don't tell anyone what I said. 1212 01:15:57,730 --> 01:15:59,691 Mom. 1213 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:02,986 Do you really like Glenn? 1214 01:16:03,028 --> 01:16:05,906 Oh, sure, honey. What's not to like? 1215 01:16:05,947 --> 01:16:07,908 He's rich, he's charming, he's handsome... 1216 01:16:07,949 --> 01:16:11,286 and now he's really got it all 'cause he's got you. 1217 01:16:14,748 --> 01:16:16,833 Honey, what's the matter? 1218 01:16:18,794 --> 01:16:21,922 I don't know if I'm in love with him anymore. 1219 01:16:21,963 --> 01:16:25,217 Why? What happened? 1220 01:16:28,887 --> 01:16:32,265 I just don't know if he's the right guy for me. 1221 01:16:34,059 --> 01:16:36,269 And I've been spending a lot of time... 1222 01:16:36,310 --> 01:16:39,439 with this other man, Robbie Hart. 1223 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:42,776 The wedding singer? 1224 01:16:42,818 --> 01:16:45,737 You're thinking of leaving Glenn for the wedding singer? 1225 01:16:47,155 --> 01:16:49,282 I don't know what I'm thinking. 1226 01:16:49,324 --> 01:16:50,617 I'm confused. 1227 01:16:50,659 --> 01:16:52,994 I know, sweetie. 1228 01:16:53,036 --> 01:16:56,289 You've got what is known as the jitters, cold feet. 1229 01:16:56,330 --> 01:16:59,709 Everybody has 'em. I had 'em. 1230 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,545 Course, I should have run screaming down the street... 1231 01:17:01,586 --> 01:17:04,631 instead of marrying your father, but Glenn is different. 1232 01:17:04,673 --> 01:17:05,799 He's a keeper. 1233 01:17:07,968 --> 01:17:10,679 You're gonna marry Glenn on Sunday. 1234 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,597 You're gonna love him... 1235 01:17:12,639 --> 01:17:14,599 and everything's gonna be wonderful. 1236 01:17:18,310 --> 01:17:20,689 Where's your veil? It's downstairs. 1237 01:17:20,730 --> 01:17:22,023 I'll go get it. 1238 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:51,136 Hi. Nice to meet you. 1239 01:17:51,219 --> 01:17:52,971 I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. 1240 01:17:55,599 --> 01:18:00,062 Hello. It's nice to meet you. I'm Julia Gulia. 1241 01:18:04,274 --> 01:18:06,276 Right when I wake up in the morning... 1242 01:18:06,318 --> 01:18:08,528 you're the first person that pops in my head. 1243 01:18:08,570 --> 01:18:11,364 I keep thinking about you over and over. 1244 01:18:11,406 --> 01:18:15,619 It's nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Julia Gulia. 1245 01:18:25,837 --> 01:18:28,340 I'm pleased to meet you. 1246 01:18:28,423 --> 01:18:30,133 I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. 1247 01:18:31,593 --> 01:18:34,387 Robbie and I are so pleased you could come to our wedding. 1248 01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:13,260 Pretty good? 1249 01:19:15,303 --> 01:19:16,471 What happened? 1250 01:19:16,513 --> 01:19:20,267 She just looked way too happy. I couldn't do it. 1251 01:19:20,308 --> 01:19:23,186 I'm sorry, man. 1252 01:19:23,228 --> 01:19:25,939 Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double. 1253 01:19:25,980 --> 01:19:28,483 Actually, Rudy, don't even worry about it. 1254 01:19:28,483 --> 01:19:29,776 I brought my own. 1255 01:19:29,818 --> 01:19:31,987 You can't drink that in here. 1256 01:19:31,987 --> 01:19:34,114 All right. 1257 01:19:34,156 --> 01:19:37,242 I'll finish up in the alley. Are you guys coming? 1258 01:19:46,668 --> 01:19:49,671 It's the wedding singer. 1259 01:19:49,713 --> 01:19:51,673 Hey, Glenn. What's up? 1260 01:19:51,715 --> 01:19:54,718 I heard you couldn't close the deal with Holly. 1261 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,678 What's the matter with that? You're not... 1262 01:19:56,678 --> 01:19:58,680 You like women, right? 1263 01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:00,515 Not as much as you do, I guess. 1264 01:20:00,557 --> 01:20:03,351 We're gonna have a little pre-bachelor party. 1265 01:20:03,393 --> 01:20:05,604 You want to come and have a beer? 1266 01:20:05,645 --> 01:20:06,813 You're ridiculous, man. 1267 01:20:08,315 --> 01:20:11,151 Stop all this cheating shit, moron. 1268 01:20:11,193 --> 01:20:12,319 She's a good girl. 1269 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,904 Hey, asswipe... 1270 01:20:15,655 --> 01:20:17,324 don't go snitchin' to Julia about this. 1271 01:20:17,365 --> 01:20:19,868 I know you got some little crush on her... 1272 01:20:19,868 --> 01:20:22,079 but you gotta face the facts. 1273 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,372 She'd rather go to bed with a real man... 1274 01:20:24,414 --> 01:20:25,749 not some poor singing orphan. 1275 01:20:28,668 --> 01:20:31,254 All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight... 1276 01:20:31,296 --> 01:20:32,923 since I was in the fifth grade... 1277 01:20:32,964 --> 01:20:35,258 but I beat the shit out of that kid... 1278 01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:37,010 so now I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1279 01:20:38,678 --> 01:20:40,722 What are you doing? 1280 01:20:40,764 --> 01:20:42,766 I'm sorry. 1281 01:20:42,808 --> 01:20:44,976 I used to be much stronger. 1282 01:20:52,900 --> 01:20:54,528 Why don't you write a song about this? 1283 01:20:54,569 --> 01:20:55,987 You can call it... 1284 01:20:56,029 --> 01:20:58,698 "l got punched in the nose... 1285 01:20:58,740 --> 01:21:01,243 "for stickin' my face in other people's business." 1286 01:21:05,789 --> 01:21:07,624 Way to go. 1287 01:21:07,666 --> 01:21:10,168 Sounds like a country song. 1288 01:21:25,392 --> 01:21:28,186 Kiss my grits. 1289 01:21:34,359 --> 01:21:39,072 I can see that you're drunk, and that's okay. 1290 01:21:39,114 --> 01:21:41,324 I'm still gonna tell you this. 1291 01:21:41,324 --> 01:21:43,827 I really miss you, and I want to come back. 1292 01:21:45,495 --> 01:21:47,622 I don't want to be alone anymore. 1293 01:21:49,624 --> 01:21:51,877 You're not alone anymore. 1294 01:21:51,918 --> 01:21:53,712 Linda's back. 1295 01:22:37,672 --> 01:22:39,883 Can I help you? 1296 01:22:43,303 --> 01:22:44,596 Is Robbie here? 1297 01:22:46,430 --> 01:22:48,433 I'm afraid he's indisposed. 1298 01:22:52,229 --> 01:22:53,397 Shower. 1299 01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,444 You must be Linda. 1300 01:22:59,486 --> 01:23:02,948 Yeah, that's me... Robbie's fiancee. 1301 01:23:02,989 --> 01:23:04,950 Who are you? 1302 01:23:04,990 --> 01:23:06,243 I'm Julia Sullivan. 1303 01:23:08,286 --> 01:23:10,622 Would you tell him that I came by to see him? 1304 01:23:10,664 --> 01:23:12,999 Oh, yeah, surely will, Jennifer. 1305 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,418 It's Julia. 1306 01:23:31,935 --> 01:23:34,604 Wake up, sleepyhead. 1307 01:23:34,646 --> 01:23:37,524 This is the first day of our new life together. 1308 01:23:39,943 --> 01:23:41,069 Wake me up... 1309 01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:43,071 Before you go-go. 1310 01:23:43,113 --> 01:23:47,075 Don't leave me hanging on like a solo. 1311 01:23:58,420 --> 01:23:59,671 What are you doing here? 1312 01:24:01,423 --> 01:24:05,218 Well, you passed out, so I took care of you. 1313 01:24:05,260 --> 01:24:07,721 What? Why'd you take care of me? 1314 01:24:09,430 --> 01:24:12,559 I told you last night. I realized I was wrong... 1315 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,728 and I want to take care of you for good. 1316 01:24:14,770 --> 01:24:15,896 I can learn to deal with the fact... 1317 01:24:15,937 --> 01:24:19,232 that you're a wedding singer and not a rock star. 1318 01:24:19,274 --> 01:24:21,068 You can learn to deal with that? 1319 01:24:21,109 --> 01:24:24,112 I don't want you to learn to deal with that. 1320 01:24:24,112 --> 01:24:27,282 That's not how it works. Jeez! 1321 01:24:30,285 --> 01:24:32,871 Maybe we should talk about this when you're feeling better. 1322 01:24:32,913 --> 01:24:35,248 Hey, psycho... 1323 01:24:35,290 --> 01:24:37,084 I'm not gonna feel better about this. 1324 01:24:37,125 --> 01:24:38,877 It's over. 1325 01:24:38,919 --> 01:24:41,254 Now please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt... 1326 01:24:41,296 --> 01:24:43,548 before you jinx the band and they break up. 1327 01:24:48,303 --> 01:24:50,555 So you're still pissed about that wedding thing. 1328 01:25:03,777 --> 01:25:04,820 Glenn, good morning. 1329 01:25:09,783 --> 01:25:11,910 Hey, baby. 1330 01:25:11,952 --> 01:25:13,995 You gonna make breakfast in bed? 1331 01:25:15,705 --> 01:25:18,500 Actually, I've been doing some thinking, and... 1332 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,129 I don't need a big wedding... 1333 01:25:22,170 --> 01:25:24,381 and I think that I've been really selfish... 1334 01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:27,884 making you do something you don't even want to do. 1335 01:25:30,345 --> 01:25:31,847 You wanna go to Vegas? 1336 01:25:35,142 --> 01:25:37,769 All right. Let's go. 1337 01:25:40,355 --> 01:25:43,608 There were bells... 1338 01:25:43,692 --> 01:25:46,653 On a hill... 1339 01:25:46,737 --> 01:25:52,451 But I never heard them ringing. 1340 01:25:52,492 --> 01:25:56,955 No, I never heard them at all... 1341 01:25:56,997 --> 01:26:02,502 'Til there was you. 1342 01:26:04,045 --> 01:26:08,759 And there was music... 1343 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:13,930 And there were wonderful roses. 1344 01:26:13,972 --> 01:26:16,850 They tell me... 1345 01:26:16,892 --> 01:26:18,852 In sweet... 1346 01:26:18,894 --> 01:26:22,522 Fragrant meadows... 1347 01:26:22,564 --> 01:26:29,571 Of dawn and dew. 1348 01:26:29,613 --> 01:26:32,157 There was love... 1349 01:26:32,199 --> 01:26:33,200 All around... 1350 01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:37,079 Flight number 1156 is now ready for boarding. 1351 01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:41,625 We'd like to ask passengers traveling with small children... 1352 01:26:41,666 --> 01:26:46,713 I never heard it at all... 1353 01:26:46,755 --> 01:26:53,595 'Til there was you. 1354 01:26:53,637 --> 01:26:55,514 I just always envisioned the right one... 1355 01:26:55,555 --> 01:26:57,766 being someone I could grow old with. 1356 01:27:04,564 --> 01:27:06,983 I know. I'll go get the car. 1357 01:27:08,443 --> 01:27:10,987 Rosie, congratulations. 1358 01:27:11,029 --> 01:27:12,364 I gotta go take care of something, okay? 1359 01:27:12,406 --> 01:27:15,075 I know you do. Go get her. 1360 01:27:15,117 --> 01:27:17,077 All right. 1361 01:27:17,119 --> 01:27:18,662 - l need to talk to you. - l can't talk right now. 1362 01:27:18,703 --> 01:27:21,915 - Are you back with Linda? - No. Who said that? 1363 01:27:21,957 --> 01:27:24,543 Julia. She went to your house... 1364 01:27:24,584 --> 01:27:26,420 to tell you she was falling for you... 1365 01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:28,463 and Linda answered the door in her underwear. 1366 01:27:28,463 --> 01:27:29,840 She was so upset... 1367 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,716 she and Glenn jumped a plane to Vegas. 1368 01:27:31,758 --> 01:27:33,885 What do you mean? They're getting married tomorrow. 1369 01:27:33,927 --> 01:27:36,221 Apparently, that wasn't soon enough. 1370 01:27:38,390 --> 01:27:39,391 I said, hip, hop... 1371 01:27:39,474 --> 01:27:41,560 A-hippie to the hippie to the hip, hip, hop. 1372 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,812 You don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang boogie... 1373 01:27:43,812 --> 01:27:45,063 Say, up comes the boogie... 1374 01:27:45,105 --> 01:27:46,523 To the rhythm of the boogie that beats. 1375 01:27:46,565 --> 01:27:48,567 We're now ready for our general boarding. 1376 01:27:48,650 --> 01:27:50,485 That's it, sweetie. Ready to go? 1377 01:27:52,446 --> 01:27:55,532 This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. 1378 01:27:55,574 --> 01:27:57,576 You want to do some gambling and fun right away... 1379 01:27:57,617 --> 01:27:58,785 or just get married? 1380 01:27:58,827 --> 01:28:00,704 I just want to get married. 1381 01:28:00,746 --> 01:28:02,622 You're never going to find her. 1382 01:28:02,664 --> 01:28:04,833 There's got to be a million wedding chapels in Vegas. 1383 01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:07,043 - Does anybody have a pen? - What for? 1384 01:28:07,085 --> 01:28:08,587 I got a good idea for a song. 1385 01:28:08,628 --> 01:28:11,089 - Here. - Thank you. 1386 01:28:16,136 --> 01:28:17,345 Thank you. 1387 01:28:17,429 --> 01:28:18,430 Hey, I'm sorry. 1388 01:28:18,472 --> 01:28:20,140 Can I help you? 1389 01:28:20,182 --> 01:28:22,142 I need a ticket for Las Vegas, please. 1390 01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:27,147 We only have one seat left in our first-class section. 1391 01:28:27,189 --> 01:28:28,648 The next flight leaves in the morning. 1392 01:28:30,025 --> 01:28:32,277 Can I borrow your credit card? 1393 01:28:32,319 --> 01:28:34,154 You're going to pay me back, right? 1394 01:28:34,196 --> 01:28:36,198 No, but if you don't give it to me... 1395 01:28:36,239 --> 01:28:39,910 I'm going to tell everybody what you said at the bar. 1396 01:28:39,950 --> 01:28:41,119 Thanks. 1397 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,330 That was really nice of you. 1398 01:28:43,370 --> 01:28:44,539 Thanks. 1399 01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:46,541 Do you like Flock of Seagulls? 1400 01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:48,835 I can see you do. 1401 01:28:48,877 --> 01:28:50,337 - Wish me luck. - Go get her! 1402 01:29:02,015 --> 01:29:03,350 Do you mind if we switched seats... 1403 01:29:03,392 --> 01:29:04,810 and I sat in the window seat? 1404 01:29:06,770 --> 01:29:08,355 I hate the aisle seat. 1405 01:29:08,397 --> 01:29:11,149 Every time that cart comes by, it bangs me in the elbows. 1406 01:29:11,190 --> 01:29:15,153 Your arms are smaller than mine, Jules. 1407 01:29:15,195 --> 01:29:19,366 I know. I just never saw the lights of Vegas before. 1408 01:29:21,159 --> 01:29:22,661 Tell you what. 1409 01:29:22,702 --> 01:29:25,330 How about I let you lean over me when we fly over the strip? 1410 01:29:33,839 --> 01:29:35,340 Thank you. 1411 01:29:36,590 --> 01:29:37,759 Hot towel? 1412 01:29:40,178 --> 01:29:42,055 Thanks. 1413 01:29:51,690 --> 01:29:54,443 Oh, my. I'm sorry. 1414 01:29:55,610 --> 01:29:57,738 I've never been on first class before. 1415 01:29:57,779 --> 01:30:00,157 My name is Joyce. Just buzz if you need anything. 1416 01:30:00,198 --> 01:30:02,409 Thank you. Here. 1417 01:30:07,289 --> 01:30:09,082 Sir? 1418 01:30:09,124 --> 01:30:10,584 Is that Billy Idol? 1419 01:30:12,335 --> 01:30:14,588 - I believe it is. - Oh, my God. 1420 01:30:14,629 --> 01:30:17,299 Would you like some champagne or some orange juice? 1421 01:30:17,340 --> 01:30:18,967 How much is it? 1422 01:30:19,009 --> 01:30:22,095 - It's free. - It's what? 1423 01:30:22,137 --> 01:30:24,347 Holy shit, this is incredible. 1424 01:30:24,389 --> 01:30:25,640 Actually, I shouldn't drink. 1425 01:30:25,724 --> 01:30:28,852 I fell in love with this girl who's going to marry an idiot... 1426 01:30:28,894 --> 01:30:30,896 so I'm on my way to Vegas to stop them. 1427 01:30:30,979 --> 01:30:34,399 That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 1428 01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:35,817 Where are they getting married? 1429 01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:36,860 I don't know where... 1430 01:30:36,860 --> 01:30:38,653 but I'm going to run around and find them. 1431 01:30:38,695 --> 01:30:40,155 I got to do what I got to do. 1432 01:30:50,832 --> 01:30:52,459 Next time they come by, grab me a Heineken. 1433 01:31:00,675 --> 01:31:02,469 She comes over to tell me how she feels... 1434 01:31:02,510 --> 01:31:04,513 and Linda answers the door... 1435 01:31:04,513 --> 01:31:07,015 wearing nothing but my Van Halen t-shirt. 1436 01:31:07,057 --> 01:31:08,642 No way. 1437 01:31:08,683 --> 01:31:09,893 I don't know what to do. 1438 01:31:09,935 --> 01:31:12,437 She's getting married, and he's going to ruin her life. 1439 01:31:12,479 --> 01:31:14,731 Glenn doesn't deserve her. 1440 01:31:14,773 --> 01:31:16,858 All he cares about are possessions... 1441 01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:20,862 fancy cars, CD players. 1442 01:31:20,904 --> 01:31:23,365 Even women are possessions to him. 1443 01:31:23,407 --> 01:31:24,533 Billy idol gets it. 1444 01:31:24,574 --> 01:31:26,451 I don't know why she doesn't get it. 1445 01:31:26,493 --> 01:31:27,744 I hope you find her. 1446 01:31:27,786 --> 01:31:29,454 You guys will not believe this. 1447 01:31:29,496 --> 01:31:31,540 Some creep in coach who thinks he's Don Johnson... 1448 01:31:31,580 --> 01:31:34,334 just asked me to be part of the mile-high club. 1449 01:31:34,376 --> 01:31:37,963 He said I was Grade-A, top-choice meat. 1450 01:31:44,052 --> 01:31:45,679 Is he right in here? 1451 01:31:47,723 --> 01:31:49,224 What's the mile-high club? 1452 01:31:59,359 --> 01:32:01,278 Oh, my God. The mile-high guy is Glenn. 1453 01:32:01,319 --> 01:32:02,779 They're on this plane. 1454 01:32:02,820 --> 01:32:04,489 No way! 1455 01:32:04,530 --> 01:32:05,657 You guys got to help me. 1456 01:32:05,699 --> 01:32:07,367 Right! 1457 01:32:10,620 --> 01:32:12,664 Good afternoon, everyone. 1458 01:32:12,706 --> 01:32:16,460 We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet... 1459 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:19,838 and we got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. 1460 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:23,049 And now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. 1461 01:32:23,090 --> 01:32:25,051 One of our first-class passengers... 1462 01:32:25,093 --> 01:32:26,511 would like to sing you a song... 1463 01:32:26,553 --> 01:32:28,513 inspired by one of our coach passengers. 1464 01:32:28,555 --> 01:32:31,516 And since we let our first-class passengers... 1465 01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:35,228 do pretty much whatever they want, here he is. 1466 01:32:37,439 --> 01:32:40,817 I wanna make you smile... 1467 01:32:40,859 --> 01:32:43,236 Whenever you're sad... 1468 01:32:43,278 --> 01:32:44,529 Carry you around... 1469 01:32:44,570 --> 01:32:47,115 When your arthritis is bad. 1470 01:32:47,157 --> 01:32:49,868 Oh, all I wanna do... 1471 01:32:49,910 --> 01:32:52,579 Is grow old with you. 1472 01:32:55,582 --> 01:32:57,667 I'll get you medicine... 1473 01:32:57,709 --> 01:33:01,254 When your tummy aches... 1474 01:33:01,296 --> 01:33:02,881 Build you a fire... 1475 01:33:02,923 --> 01:33:04,925 If the furnace breaks. 1476 01:33:04,966 --> 01:33:08,637 Oh, it could be so nice... 1477 01:33:08,637 --> 01:33:11,264 Growin' old with you. 1478 01:33:14,267 --> 01:33:16,353 I'll miss you... 1479 01:33:16,395 --> 01:33:18,647 Kiss you... 1480 01:33:18,688 --> 01:33:20,357 Give you my coat... 1481 01:33:20,399 --> 01:33:22,901 When you are cold... 1482 01:33:22,984 --> 01:33:24,903 Need you... 1483 01:33:24,903 --> 01:33:27,239 Feed you... 1484 01:33:27,280 --> 01:33:28,907 Even let you hold... 1485 01:33:28,949 --> 01:33:30,951 The remote control. 1486 01:33:34,830 --> 01:33:36,832 What the hell's that fruit doing here? 1487 01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:43,713 Get out of the way! 1488 01:33:43,755 --> 01:33:45,590 Excuse me, sir. I have to serve the beverages. 1489 01:33:53,014 --> 01:33:55,684 How you doing, sir? Chicken or fish? 1490 01:33:55,726 --> 01:33:57,185 Get out of my way, or you're going to get hurt. 1491 01:33:58,395 --> 01:34:00,897 Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way. 1492 01:34:05,026 --> 01:34:06,987 So let me clear the dishes... 1493 01:34:07,028 --> 01:34:10,073 In our kitchen sink... 1494 01:34:10,115 --> 01:34:11,241 Put you to bed... 1495 01:34:11,283 --> 01:34:13,493 When you've had too much to drink. 1496 01:34:15,912 --> 01:34:18,457 I could be the man... 1497 01:34:18,498 --> 01:34:22,669 Who grows old with you. 1498 01:34:22,710 --> 01:34:25,213 I wanna grow old... 1499 01:34:25,255 --> 01:34:27,549 With you. 1500 01:34:36,433 --> 01:34:39,061 That was the most beautiful song. 1501 01:34:39,102 --> 01:34:40,812 I got a confession to make. 1502 01:34:40,854 --> 01:34:43,648 That song was about you. 1503 01:34:43,690 --> 01:34:45,150 Good. 1504 01:34:45,192 --> 01:34:47,486 I'm in love with you. 1505 01:34:48,987 --> 01:34:51,740 I am so in love with you. 1506 01:34:53,784 --> 01:34:55,494 That wasn't a bad song. 1507 01:34:55,577 --> 01:34:57,996 I'm going to tell those record company guys about you. 1508 01:34:58,038 --> 01:35:00,290 You mind if I give her a kiss first? 1509 01:35:00,332 --> 01:35:02,375 Do what you got to do. 1510 01:35:22,354 --> 01:35:25,107 I know this... 1511 01:35:25,107 --> 01:35:26,900 Much is... 1512 01:35:26,942 --> 01:35:28,235 True. 1513 01:35:31,988 --> 01:35:34,783 I know this... 1514 01:35:34,825 --> 01:35:36,660 Much is... 1515 01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:38,495 True. 1516 01:35:39,496 --> 01:35:41,373 I know, I know, I know... 1517 01:35:41,373 --> 01:35:43,875 This much is true. 1518 01:35:43,917 --> 01:35:46,169 Oh, yes, I do... 1519 01:35:46,210 --> 01:35:50,340 Robbie and Julia. 108356

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