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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello, Jerry.
- Nana!
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Are you ready to come to the light?
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Uh, I'm not sure. Where's Pop Pop?
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He's not coming out to meet you anymore
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because honestly, Jerry,
this is getting annoying.
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It's not my fault!
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My father-in-law asked me to
help him gather data and...
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Agh! Not agaaaaaain!
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[GASPING]
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Okay, run diagnostics.
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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Holy shit, this is consistent.
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- This is real.
- What have you done?
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You've got my grandparents pissed at me.
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They'll forgive you because...
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they're zero-mass
fields of consciousness
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preserved by a-a paradimensional
layer of infinite energy?
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Morty, there's kind of
a heaven! Kind of!
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I-I mean there definitely is for
a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection to a
localized cultural model of infinity
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functions like a wick,
sucking his little mind
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straight towards a source
of energy strong enough
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to support collective projection.
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Great, so there's a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that by
murdering me eight times.
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He's got kind of a point, Rick.
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If you want to get into heaven,
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can't you just stop being an asshole?
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First of all, I don't want
to "get into" anywhere.
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I want to tap this
paradimension's energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead
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in Jerry's generic-ass 1980s concrete
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and fog machine heaven.
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Well, guess what?
You aren't welcome there!
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You raise a good point,
Jerry, obviously by accident.
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My intact consciousness is too atheistic
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to get channelled to any
afterlife worth robbing.
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It's a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka.
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We're going to Norway.
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[GROANS]
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Or I can augment your skin
with subdermal heaters...
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I'll pack a parka.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Infinite energy, Morty.
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You don't even know
how to appreciate that
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because you've never
been in energy debt.
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Fuck you. I've been tired.
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- Perfect!
- _
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I'm going to Valhalla, Morty!
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Your grandpa's going to
be the first Valhallanaut!
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Feel the excitement!
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Getting back will be easy.
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Once the machine turns on,
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I'll have set up the
other side of the relay.
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FEMALE VOICE: Phoenix
Protocol initiated.
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Just hit that big red button
to pull me into this body.
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But how are you getting there?
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I-I refuse to kill you again.
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I-I'm desensitized, Rick.
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I took some kind of test in school,
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a-and the counsellor had
to call Homeland Security.
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Not your problem, Morty.
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I need to die in glorious battle
against a mighty enemy.
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That's why I got Bigfoot
in this Poké Ball.
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Bigfoot is your enemy?
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Well, I doubt he's a fan.
I stuffed him into a ball.
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I mess with him all the time.
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These Vikings don't have
real tight bylaws, Morty.
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This is basically their equivalent
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of Native American burial grounds.
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Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack
whatever's in front of him.
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And all I gotta do is die.
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What happens to Bigfoot... after?
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Morty, Bigfoot is a "B" story.
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The "A" story is he kills me
and you hit the button.
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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[GULPING]
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All right, let's do this!
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[GRUNTING]
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[ROARING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh! [GROANING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, snap, I-I did it!
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Valhalla, baby! I'm Dead Rick!
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[HORN BLOWING, ALL SHOUTING]
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Oh, shit, I'm dead Rick.
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- [WEAPONS CLANG]
- [GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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- [GASPS]
- [ALL CHEERING]
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Welcome to Valhalla, brother.
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We thought all Vikings had perished.
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Ah. Nope. I was... I was a straggler.
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How's it work here again?
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We fight! We die! We feast!
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And then we fight again!
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Ha-ha! Cheers, everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time
window between battles
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where a guy could go off and,
I don't know, gather resources?
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Yes, now you'll receive your Armour.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, wow.
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You're a new arrival.
What do you require?
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Honestly, I-I'd love to
take most of your tools.
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I'd planned on starting from scratch,
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but you're, like, way
past the Iron Age here,
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saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens
when we get knocked out?
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- Then we're just knocked out.
- Cool.
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Oh, wow, is that a thing Vikings love?
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[GRUNTING]
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[CRYING]
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Oh, God, brutal.
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[GRUNTING]
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Wait, what?
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Bigfoot... do you have religion?
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Y-Y-You understand me, don't you?
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D-Does Rick do this to you all the time?
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[GRUNTS, CRYING]
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He messes with me, too.
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Easy, there, big guy. Easy.
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[SCREAMS]
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[CRUNCHING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GLASS SHATTERS, ALARM BLARING]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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[BANGING]
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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Oh, shit!
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[WEAPONS CLANGING, ALL SHOUTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Look at this little one!
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You must be made of
piss and dragon balls
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to reach Valhalla at your age!
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Oh, yeah! Y-Yeah, man!
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Dr-Dragon Balls all day.
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H-Hey, h-have you guys seen
an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait, where did that guy go?
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He should have his Armour by now.
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[BIRD SCREECHES]
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What in the mighty whale's wooden cock?
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The old man! He's some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be
friends with a witch?
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I was just asking.
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Well, that's really offensive, man!
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What is this, Judgmenthalla?
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I don't know until I ask, all right?
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Somebody around here
gonna make me some pants,
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or do I have to call
the feds on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys. Th-This was
all a test, and you passed.
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- I'm actually Odin.
- Odin?
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Yep, Thor's father,
Spider-Man's uncle, et cetera.
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I came here to do like an
"Undercover Boss" thing,
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making sure Valhalla's running smooth,
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which it is, and as your reward,
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I'm assembling this majestic
transdimensional energy relay,
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which none of you should ever touch,
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or it'll make your... goats...
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have haemorrhoids, understood?
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And you need nothing from us?
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I'm only here for a few hours,
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but since you're asking, I'd
kill for a beer and a sandwich.
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Beef, cheese, no onions...
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- Is someone writing this down?
- Ow, my balls, ow, my balls,
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- ow, my balls!
- Morty? Why are you here?
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You are friends with the witch!
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[SIGHS]
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What the fuck, Morty!
You're my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me!
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He killed you, he killed me,
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and he was going to kill your clone.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, Morty, no!
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I-I opened the cage.
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Bigfoot was burying your body.
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- He... He was mourning you!
- He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can pretend
to believe in the afterlife.
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That's why we're dealing
with these fucking guys.
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They're just Norwegian Bigfoots.
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Jesus Christ, run this cable over there.
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We don't have much time.
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[GRUNTING]
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♪♪
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Hull breach imminent.
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Initiating survival protocol.
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[GRUNTS]
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Aah! [CHATTERING]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[ROARS]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[ALL GASP]
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[GRUNTING]
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- [ROARS]
- [DARTS FIRE]
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[GRUNTS, CHATTERING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[DARTS FIRING]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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We'll take it from here.
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And who are you?
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CIA? Interpol?
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We work for the man upstairs.
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[BELLS RINGING]
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Hello, Bigfoot. I'm-a the Pope.
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I'm sure you don't know what that means.
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Which is why I've been
so eager to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many
enemies, but also many rules.
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We can't kill.
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We can't command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast
from outside God's domain,
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which will make you the
Vatican's greatest weapon.
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Your holiness, he is wild.
He can't be controlled.
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Ah, but we know what he wants.
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- [MUFFLED GRUNTING]
- [GRUNTING]
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Yes, my child. Yes.
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You will have your naked imbecile.
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But first, you will work for me.
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[CRANKING]
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[HORN BLOWING, ALL SHOUTING]
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Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Clear!
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They're sending more every time.
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It's fine. I'll upgrade
the turret's rate of fire,
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but I need to finish this relay.
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You need to figure out how
to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I-I don't think you're thinking
this through, Morty.
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I-If we manage to get home,
we don't get another shot at this.
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Y-You think the next time
these idiots see a naked man
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on the battlefield, they're
gonna give him a beer?
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So you'd rather stay dead until you win
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than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here with these idiots.
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Yeah, I could probably teach
them how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
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And I said keep killing them
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while I finish the relay.
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And I will get us back home. Okay?
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Okay.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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[EXPLOSION, ALL SCREAM]
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[ALL GRUNTING, SHOUTING]
259
00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:06,940
[ALL SHOUTING]
260
00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:11,736
♪♪
261
00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:12,890
[ALL SCREAM]
262
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,575
[ALL GRUNTING, SHOUTING]
263
00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,535
[SHUSHING]
264
00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:21,150
[DRONES BUZZING]
265
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,410
Oh. Oh, no.
266
00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:24,580
[ALL SHOUTING]
267
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,550
Okay, I'm done here.
268
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,569
- You ready to get back to living?
- Yeah, but how?
269
00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,960
Morty, infinite energy
means infinite energy.
270
00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:32,189
All I have to do is pull a lever
271
00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:33,880
to send us back home into new bodies.
272
00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,969
Then voilà, no more need for crystals.
273
00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,310
But the second we turn our back,
274
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,389
those guys are just going
to trash this place.
275
00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,725
Oh, Morty. Ye of little faith.
276
00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:44,759
Do we even need to attack him?
277
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,640
[EXPLOSION, ALL SCREAM]
278
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,565
- [GROANING]
- [SHOUTS]
279
00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:50,300
[EXPLOSION]
280
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,180
[GROANING]
281
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,980
[EXPLOSION]
282
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,405
[GROANING]
283
00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,410
I told you I was Odin,
you faithless heretics!
284
00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,490
And I'll keep blowing you
up in this pit forever
285
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,240
unless you follow these commandments.
286
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,320
Spider-Man?
287
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,040
There's 10 of them,
288
00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,500
but they basically revolve around
289
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,790
not going near the energy relay.
290
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,007
Is anybody going to go
near the energy relay?
291
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,980
Okay. You have pleased me.
292
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,513
I'll get you, guys...
some kind of a ladder.
293
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,920
Target is in sight.
294
00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:25,480
Excellent. Release the bait.
295
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,100
I just love worshiping
the devil with you guys.
296
00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:32,192
[ALL GASP]
297
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,320
[GRUNTS, CHATTERING]
298
00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,570
[ALL SCREAMING]
299
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,532
[ROARS]
300
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,040
[ALL SHOUTING]
301
00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:43,286
[GRUNTING]
302
00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:47,400
♪♪
303
00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:48,420
Who are you?
304
00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:51,620
Only the Pope wants to
kill us, but he can't kill...
305
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,360
[ROARS]
306
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:57,000
Yes. Very good.
307
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,844
But we can do even better.
308
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,429
[ROARING]
309
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,880
[GRUNTING]
310
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:05,180
POPE: You work-a for the Vatican!
311
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,640
Our enemies are your enemies!
312
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,522
[ROARING]
313
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,099
_
314
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,980
[BIGFOOT GRUNTING]
315
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,860
Yes! Yes!
316
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,907
- [BIGFOOT GRUNTING]
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING] _
317
00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,860
[BELLS RINGING]
318
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,720
Here, my sweet. This will
help you communicate.
319
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:29,590
I traded a Predator
three muskets for it.
320
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,600
So it is their currency?
321
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,320
Give me what you promised.
322
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:37,382
Yes, child, you've earned it.
323
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,780
All right, Morty, wanna
grab a mead for the road?
324
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,100
- Nah, I'm good.
- Then here we go!
325
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,890
Man, I take back everything
bad I said about clone vats.
326
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,140
There's a method to the madness, Morty.
327
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,020
- [CORK POPS]
- [SLURPS]
328
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:58,900
And now... infinite energy, baby!
329
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,480
[BUZZING]
330
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,040
What the...
331
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,560
Someone's hacking into the
Earth-bound side of my relay, Morty.
332
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,580
Pretty crazy,
333
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,519
whoever's doing this would
have to be a spiritual leader
334
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,400
with limitless resources.
335
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,819
In fact, I guess there's
only really one...
336
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,580
[BIGFOOT ROARS]
337
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,160
You're fucked.
338
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,120
- [GRUNTS] Fuck.
- It is over.
339
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,040
My torment ends now.
340
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,260
[GRUNTS]
341
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,960
[SCREAMS]
342
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:26,970
What the hell?
343
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,392
Are you seriously working for the Pope?
344
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,300
The Pope saw my potential.
345
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,897
Prepare to be crushed by Bigfoot.
346
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,020
[GRUNTS]
347
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,060
- Ha ha.
- Don't worry, Morty.
348
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,580
I've got this under control.
349
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,880
Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize.
350
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,390
You assumed Bigfoot was dumb,
351
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,320
- which was dumb of you.
- You're right, Morty.
352
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,780
Underestimating people only
gives them the high ground.
353
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,041
Admit why you bullied me.
354
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,794
Because I thought it was
funny that you were stupid.
355
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,797
People are intelligent
in different ways.
356
00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,830
I know, I know.
357
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,840
I-I'm clearly stupid at knowing
when other people are smart.
358
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,840
- [GRUNTS]
- [GRUNTING]
359
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:07,070
Listen, I know you
can't tap your gauntlet,
360
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,970
but I'll take a guess
at what you're saying.
361
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,380
You hate me because I tortured
you to get what I want.
362
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:14,510
- Rick!
- But I only used you to kill myself!
363
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,980
How many people have
you killed for the Pope?
364
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,020
[GRUNTS]
365
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,180
Help me stop him,
and I'll make it right.
366
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:22,860
For starters, here.
367
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,760
Ow, that hurt. Wait a second.
368
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,020
Yeah, hands-free.
369
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,340
- Also upgraded that voice.
- Thank you.
370
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:33,170
In a world where time
actually is money...
371
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,630
Ooh, I-I think I know this movie.
372
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,793
You guys can do this bit
at the Vatican. Let's go.
373
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,000
Oh, hey, Bigfoot.
374
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,200
What you got back there, eh?
375
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,740
Rick and Morty.
376
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,810
Uh, dead. For Pope.
377
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,720
Aye, that's them.
378
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:48,760
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
379
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:52,260
All right, last thing, I just
got to take a sharp stick
380
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,970
and stab them both.
381
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,395
That's just the rules.
382
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,021
- Hyah!
- [HORSE NEIGHS]
383
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,774
[ALL SCREAM]
384
00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:01,910
Sorry, Morty, so much for the quiet way.
385
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,680
- I appreciate that we tried.
- It's a fucked-up rule.
386
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,480
[GUARDS SCREAM]
387
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,370
Poooooooooooooooope!
388
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,420
[SCREAMS]
389
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,580
It's over, the Pope. We got you.
390
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,960
[LAUGHING]
391
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:25,980
See, this is why religion sucks.
392
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,500
Infinite energy, and the Pope uses it
393
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,040
to levitate like Criss Angel.
394
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,460
[SCREAMS]
395
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,120
All right, wow, not
how I saw that going.
396
00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,880
I guess getting killed by the energy
397
00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:39,230
sent us up the conduit to its source.
398
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,740
- Hey, guys.
- Oh, fuck.
399
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,030
No, no, just need some
clothes and horses.
400
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,470
Maybe not for Bigfoot.
401
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,822
Unless he wants clothes?
402
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,210
[ROARS]
403
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:53,710
Ah, excuse me, Lord Odin.
404
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,880
Is this a test?
405
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,123
Yup, yup. Uh, you passed!
406
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,290
[GROANS]
407
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,050
Ewww, feet... so small.
408
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,300
Why is he in a clone of Summer?
409
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:11,090
Statistically speaking, she's
the third most likely to die.
410
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,990
All right, let's kill
that son of a bitch.
411
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,141
Hold on, I can see where this is going.
412
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,570
[WHIRRING]
413
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:22,607
♪♪
414
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:23,770
[THUNDER CRASHES]
415
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,510
Poooooooooooope!
416
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,280
Aah!
417
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:32,319
- [GRUNTING]
- [SCREAMS]
418
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:37,620
♪♪
419
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,650
[SCREAMS]
420
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,674
[WHIRRING]
421
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,130
[BELL DINGS]
422
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,900
- Wow.
- I gotta admit, Morty.
423
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,109
I didn't really fight that time.
424
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:56,057
- I wanted to make sure this worked.
- Handsome.
425
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,480
Yeah, you like that? Bigger feet!
426
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,220
Even gave your brain a little more lobe.
427
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,210
Thank you! Me love it.
428
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,240
- Me...
- Dial it back.
429
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,000
You don't wanna come
across like a Muppet.
430
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,400
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
431
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,361
[THUNDER CRASHES]
432
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,650
Poooooooooope!
433
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:16,452
[SCREAMS]
434
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:19,880
[SCREAMING]
435
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,500
Maybe we just portal
right up close to the guy
436
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,130
instead of doing the guards every time.
437
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,546
- [GRUNTS]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
438
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,760
[BELL DINGS]
439
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,100
[ALL SHOUT]
440
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,303
[GRUNTS]
441
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,846
[ALL GRUNT]
442
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,910
[BELL DINGS]
443
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,420
Maybe bigger chin?
444
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,989
Look at this. He's fucking giving notes.
445
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:42,800
Bigfoot, come on, w-we need you
to put a little more fight in.
446
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,520
If need help, Bigfoot do know some guys.
447
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:49,027
Pope has... other monsters captive.
448
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:51,154
Man, you guys really don't quit.
449
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,614
I can do this all day.
450
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,430
Yeah, but these guys can do it...
451
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,860
[ROARS]
452
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,500
- All night!
- [HOWLS]
453
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:09,140
Wow, big anticlimax!
454
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,780
Mummy, you look good!
455
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,217
This afterlife smells like beer.
456
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,380
I guess this is what
infinite energy looks like.
457
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,120
Fuck. Really wish we had time
458
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,640
to unpack all of Frankenstein's
parts making it here.
459
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,259
Bigfoot, take these guys up to the relay
460
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,420
and prepare for a siege.
461
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,890
What are you gonna do, Rick?
462
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,897
Listen, I'm not really your god,
463
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,316
just an old man who wanted
to cheat your system.
464
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,000
Guys like me think we can run the joint
465
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,400
because everyone is so dumb.
466
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:32,820
But it's a dumb universe.
467
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,860
I work for you.
468
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,370
The customer is always right.
469
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,210
Give me 10 Viking minutes after we leave
470
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:40,161
and then pull the plug on that
windmill we made over there.
471
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,497
And this isn't a trick?
472
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,040
Is your mother's pussy a trick?
473
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,210
- Hey!
- Kick his ass!
474
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,250
Go, Morty, go!
475
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,500
Why the hell did you do that?!
476
00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:51,000
The only way to end this is by
turning off the power, Morty!
477
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,173
But we have to get home!
478
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,740
That's what these guys are for!
479
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,900
Monsters, hold the line!
480
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,120
Everyone but Bigfoot!
481
00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,513
TOGETHER: Hoo-rah!
482
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,557
[ALL SHOUTING]
483
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,520
That wasn't them leaving, right?
484
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,849
No vay. That vould be cold-blooded.
485
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:06,859
[THUNDER CRASHES]
486
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:09,982
Pooooooooope!
487
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,600
Who do you-a bring this time?
488
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,640
The Harlem Globetrotters?
489
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:15,113
That's actually a good pitch.
490
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,239
It's over for you, Pope!
491
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,491
Time to atone for your sins.
492
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,280
Bigfoot, you were God's
greatest assassin.
493
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,380
Now look at you...
hairless with normal feet.
494
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,416
Yes! [LAUGHS EVILLY]
495
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,860
Rick, the energy relay's still up!
496
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:31,337
Shit, was really counting on
those monsters to lose faster.
497
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,430
[LAUGHING]
498
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:33,464
Huh?
499
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:34,480
That's more like it.
500
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,750
Pour one out for the Wolfman.
501
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,260
I don't understand.
502
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,340
You know what they say,
503
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,930
when God closes an
infinite energy relay...
504
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,220
Nooooo!
505
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,760
God damn...
506
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,440
[WARBLING]
507
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,360
[VIDEO GAME TUNE PLAYS]
508
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,000
All right, I'm just gonna say it
so nobody else has to say it.
509
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,780
- Popey Ball. There.
- Okay.
510
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,840
If I didn't say anything,
someone was gonna be like,
511
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,180
"You missed Popey Ball.
It was right there."
512
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,720
I thought about not using a
Poké Ball because of that,
513
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:07,040
and it's just the right
tool for the right job.
514
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,820
W-What, am I supposed to not use it
515
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,300
and shoot the Pope in the head?
516
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,560
I was gonna say it.
517
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,966
Wait, w-why are we at the woods?
518
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:19,080
Time to go on home, big fella.
519
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,080
Oh. Uh, okay.
520
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,870
You're free. Just go!
521
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,098
You guys are being weird.
522
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,640
Stop making this so hard for us!
523
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,960
Go on. Why can't you go back
where you came from?
524
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,180
Ow! You don't have to throw
things at me to say goodbye.
525
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,450
Just go!
526
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,567
I'm not an animal anymore.
527
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:38,320
I-I was hoping I could...
I could get a job and... Ow!
528
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:40,031
- Go on! Get!
- Get out of here!
529
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,040
I'm going. I'm going, okay?
530
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,140
Ow! Stop throwing things!
531
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,161
- Ow!
- Go!
532
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,860
- Okay, I'm leaving.
- Get out of here!
533
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,247
- Okay.
- Go on, get!
534
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:53,752
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535
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,750
♪♪
536
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:04,764
♪♪
537
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:12,772
♪♪
538
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:17,860
♪♪
539
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,823
[CROWD CHEERING]
540
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,900
[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS]
541
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,220
[ROARS]
542
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,680
Wha... Wha?
543
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,750
Oh!
544
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,045
[ROARS]
545
00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:39,882
[SIREN WAILING]
546
00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:41,940
What kind of sick sons of bitches...
547
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,119
These things are trained to fight.
548
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,520
I don't want to hear it, Henderson.
549
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:46,720
Wh-What year is it?
550
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,932
Who's the Pope?
551
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,120
Shit if I know.
552
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,393
Let me check.
553
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,490
- [BUTTONS CLICKING]
- This guy, apparently.
554
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,063
[CHATTERING]
555
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:57,483
Nooooo!
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