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**
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[ call button dings ]
- Oh, god!
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Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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That is hot.
That is hot pasta.
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This is all over the place.
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I spilled hot pasta!
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Is it... I got it on your shirt
and your pants.
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Can we get some help over here?
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I spilled it on... on...
What's your name? Scott?
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It's on the wall.
Can we get somebody?
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[ Call button dings ]
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Sleeping pill?
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Oh, I've been slamming
this wine, so... Two?
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- Yes, please.
- [ Chuckles ]
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[ Call button dings ]
Todd, your snacks
are not in here.
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Are you even looking?
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[ Sighs ]
Just eat some peanuts.
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Man, I can't wait to get drunk.
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You're already drunk.
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I can't wait to get drunker.
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[ Call button dings ]
I-i know it's Milwaukee.
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I-i love it.
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It's like the Miami
of the midwest. Okay.
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You gonna stop breathing
on my suit, man?
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[ Call button dings ]
Let me tell you something,
Arthur.
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Google's shitting their pants
right now.
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Google glass?
More like Google ass.
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[ Call button dings ]
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I didn't get a bag of nuts.
Um...
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Oh, you're busy.
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[ Call button dinging ]
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[ Knock on door ]
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Rosa: Owen.
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Ow! Shit!
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[ Dinging continues,
knock on door ]
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Owen?
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Hi. Hey.
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Rosa: Hi.
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Did you not hear
the call button, or...?
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Oh, my god, no.
Did they...
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[ call button dinging ]
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Okay.
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Do you know why
you're a terrible
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- flight attendant, Owen?
- Yeah.
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I'll tell you why... because
you don't care about people.
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You don't let people in.
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All of these people,
they look to us.
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That call button,
it's a call to action.
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Okay?
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You need to connect
with these people.
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Well, I need to clean up
after these people.
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I need you to connect
with at least one person
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before this flight is over.
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Can you do that?
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Can you do that for me, Owen?
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Yes. Yes, I can, Rosa.
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Great.
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Now, there's a great big
fat man in 7d.
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He just spilled a whole bunch
of hot pasta right in his lap.
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I'm gonna need you
to go clean that up.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, I got hot pasta.
I got hot pasta.
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[ Call button dings ]
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Yeah, so, I been
working for my dad.
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Can I really level
with you, Owen?
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What I really want to be
is a cop.
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Helping people, gun in my hand,
firing it in the air.
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Buh! Buh! Buh!
[ Laughs ]
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Sorry, what was
your question, again?
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Can I get you a hot towel?
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[ Rattling ]
Okay.
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Was that normal?
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No... yeah, it is.
It happens.
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Whew. Cool.
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'Cause I was about to freak...
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[ thudding, screaming ]
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Whoa!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Rare earth's "i just want
to celebrate" plays ]
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Man:
One, two, three, four.
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* I just want to celebrate
another day of livin' *
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* I just want to celebrate
another day of life *
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* had my hand on a dollar bill,
and the dollar bill blew away *
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* but the sun
is shining down on me *
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* and it's here
to stay-ay-ay-ay-ay *
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* that's why I'm telling you
i just want to celebrate *
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* yeah, yeah
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* another day of livin'
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* yeah
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* I just want to celebrate
another day of... *
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[ distorted ] Aah!
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Owen!
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Owen!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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[ Normal voice ] It's Danny.
Remember me?
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I'm saving your life, dude!
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- What happened?
- What?
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We crashed, man.
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We are surrounded
by crashed airplane.
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Let's go!
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Come on, get up.
[ Grunts ]
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Get out of the water.
Come on.
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[ Screaming ]
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**
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- What the f...
- Look!
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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Holy shit, that guy's handsome.
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What is he,
like 6'5" or something?
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He's coming over here.
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Everybody look cool.
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All right, look cool, look cool.
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[ English accent ]
You three okay?
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No! I'm not okay!
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I don't have my phone.
I'm very scared.
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My back is feeling
very weird.
Shh!
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Look at me.
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One breath in, one breath out.
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One breath in, one breath out.
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As long as you don't lose
yourself in here,
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you'll be fine out there.
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How do you feel?
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I feel great, actually.
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I feel amazing.
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- Are you a doctor, or...?
- Might as well be, mate.
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I spent 10 years
in the British special forces.
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That's cool!
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No way!
Of course you did!
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Guys, focus.
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You...
You're a flight attendant.
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- What's the protocol?
- What protocol?
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They haven't trained you
for this?
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How would they train me
for this?
Okay.
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Gentlemen, I need you three
to split up,
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help anywhere you can,
okay?
Yeah.
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Whoa!
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[ Shirt rips ]
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Let's go.
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Oh, my god.
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[ Chuckling ] Oh.
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- Terribly sorry.
- [ Grunts ]
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Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
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**
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- No way!
- [ Laughs ]
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- Whoa!
- Oh! He got it!
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Guys!
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- Oh, yeah.
- Right. Yes. Okay.
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Uh...
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I'll help them.
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Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Who do you want?
Who do you want?!
Uh...
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Hey, help, please!
Just when you get a chance!
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I can feel my knees
starting to smoosh together!
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Uh...
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Has anyone seen my inhaler?
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I'll take her.
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She looks totally fine.
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No, there's no time!
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You take the old man
with the gross legs!
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Steve: If you find yourself
on a loose end.
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God damn it!
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- I'm coming!
- Thank you.
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How does this even happen?
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Steve:
I was involved in a crash.
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Have you got it?
Use your legs, not your back.
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Form doesn't matter when you're
trying to lift 10,000 pounds.
Wow.
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- That's heavy.
- [ Grunts ]
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**
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Hey, you guys okay?
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I don't know.
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We both took
a couple of sleeping pills,
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but I'm not even...
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[ Slurring ]
I don't even feel it.
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[ Distorted laughing ]
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**
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[ distorted ] Okay.
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Are you flirting with me?
I don't even know you.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Normal voice ]
Oh, okay.
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No, that's okay.
Ow.
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[ Gasping ]
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Are you okay?
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I need my... my inhaler.
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Okay, okay.
Look at me.
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One breath in, one breath out.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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As long as you don't lose
yourself in here,
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then, uh, you're gonna be...
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Things are gonna be...
You're gonna be fine out there.
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How do you feel?
- Better.
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- Really?
- Are you a doctor?
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No.
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I'm a cop.
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Jess!
I found your inhaler.
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Did you even look
for my oakleys?
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What the hell is going on here?
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Oh, my god, Todd!
He was just trying
to help me, okay?
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He's a cop.
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I'm a cop.
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More like he's trying to cop...
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A feel of your boobs!
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Wow.
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It's wordplay.
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Why are you even wearing that?
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- I can't get it off.
- Oh...
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Well, if this is how I go,
this is how I go.
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Do us a favor, will you?
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Just tell my ex-wife
i forgive her.
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Eric's a nice guy.
He's got a young face.
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Just never trusted a grown man
who rides a scooter.
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What are you talking...
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Is that my bag?
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Aah!
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Hey, hey!
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I'm out!
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Get the [Bleep] bag!
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Right.
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Aah!
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Here's your man bag.
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Yes!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Giggling ] Oh, no.
You want to cuddle?
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Okay. Uh...
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Are you gonna steal my blanket?
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Okay, don't fall asleep.
No, no, no, no.
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Wake up. Hey.
Excuse me.
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Oh, god!
Oh, my god!
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[ Both screaming ]
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[ Gasping ]
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We're all gonna die.
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We're all gonna die.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Hey, hey,
no one is gonna die, okay?
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Help is on the way right now.
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God damn it.
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You guys have a charger
for like a 5?
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5s? 6?
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- Sorry.
- Okay.
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Guys, i just hit low battery.
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Owen, you're a flight attendant.
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Level with me.
Are we getting saved or not?
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Danny: Nope.
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What? Why not?
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Nobody cares about a plane crash
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unless there's a famous ass
in one of those seats.
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So, unless Brendan Fraser
was lounging in first class...
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- Brendan Fraser?
- Brendan Fraser?
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[ Chuckles ]
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You guys think if Brendan Fraser
was in a plane crash
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it wouldn't be the top story
in the country?
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- No.
- No.
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Owen: Not at all.
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Brendan Fraser,
star of "the mummy,"
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"the mummy returns,"
"mummy iv."
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My least-famous client
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is way more famous
than Brendan Fraser.
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You're insulting me
to my core right now.
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The whole reason
i wanted to become a cop
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is because I asked myself,
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what would Brendan Fraser do
if he wasn't an actor?
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00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,783
Don't...
Don't tell people that.
263
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,784
Whatever.
264
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,218
The point is...
265
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,621
We may be here for a while.
266
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:52,392
It's got me thinking about
our roles on this island.
267
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,829
I see three very capable men
here, all right?
268
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,397
We shouldn't
just be hanging back.
269
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,232
We should be leading
these people.
270
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,468
I mean, Owen,
you're a natural-born leader.
271
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,903
No, I'm not.
272
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,580
- You're a flight attendant.
- Oh, that is true.
273
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,340
What do you guys think
a flight attendant does?
274
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,743
These people need us, all right?
275
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,578
It's our duty.
276
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,814
If not us, then who?
277
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,516
Liam:
Excuse me! Everyone!
278
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:20,688
If we could all gather 'round
the fire for a camp meeting.
279
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,490
That guy.
280
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,459
Thought you were gonna get here
early and get us good seats.
281
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,962
- We're sitting in the dirt.
- Shh! Shh!
282
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,266
I should have brought my guitar.
283
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,135
[ Laughter ]
284
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,772
Jokes aside, it's been
three days since the crash.
285
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,174
And the hard truth is
if they knew where we were,
286
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,618
they would have
bloody been here by now.
287
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,044
So, no one's coming?
288
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,980
That's an excellent question,
Diane from Toledo.
289
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,383
No, they are not.
290
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,885
[ Crowd murmuring ]
291
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,121
That is why I've come up
with a plan.
292
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,390
Now, most planes
have life rafts.
293
00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,828
They're equipped with an
emergency location transmitter.
294
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,295
If we can locate this elt,
295
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,965
that's our best chance
for getting saved.
296
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,466
I know this
297
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,336
because I spent 10 years
in the British special forces.
298
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,203
Wow!
299
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,638
He already said that.
300
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,807
What was that like?
What sort of things did...
301
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,409
Now, we know some of the
wreckage landed in the jungle.
302
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,379
That's why tomorrow,
I'm going on a hike.
303
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,282
Owen and I are gonna go
with you.
304
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,185
I...
305
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,689
I'll go. I'll go.
306
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,025
Danny: You're gonna need
some help from some guys.
307
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,194
You can think of us
as your co-leaders.
308
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,930
Look, uh, gentlemen, I, uh...
I appreciate the gesture.
309
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,066
- Count me in.
- I'll go, too.
310
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,768
I'll probably
have to stay here, Liam.
311
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,202
I'm [Bleep]
312
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:46,006
Everyone, look,
anyone who wants to go can go.
313
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,441
No, I can't go, Liam.
314
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,709
But be prepared.
315
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,880
'Cause we don't know
what's waiting for us out there.
316
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,248
[ All scream ]
317
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,184
The hot limey's right.
318
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,952
Did you just kill that boar?
319
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,088
Oh, you tell me,
short stuff. Huh?
320
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,390
Now, I'm going with you.
321
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,894
Because out there,
you either kill your dinner...
322
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,462
Or you become the dinner.
323
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,932
Who are you?
324
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,301
**
325
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,204
Hey, hey, look what I found.
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
326
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,139
You know, Danny, again,
this whole
327
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,274
enthusiastically
robbing-the-dead thing
328
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,876
- is just kind of...
- Ha!
329
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,277
Is that an air marshal badge?
330
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,313
I think so.
It's got a star.
[ Laughs ]
331
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,782
I'll smoke on this plane
if I want to.
332
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,117
Huh?
You land the plane.
333
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,451
[ Chuckling ]
All right.
334
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,386
The chunky cop's
going through a lot of bags.
335
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,164
You're like Harrison Ford
in "air force one."
336
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,724
I am like Harrison Ford
in "air force one."
A little bit.
337
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,059
"Get off my plane."
338
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,061
Todd, why don't you
just come with me?
339
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,429
Because, Jess,
340
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,407
someone needs to stay behind
and build us a shelter.
341
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,499
All the good stuff's
gonna get taken.
342
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,334
We need our own spot.
343
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,635
Oh, really?
Really, Todd?
344
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,403
Now you want to move in
together?
345
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,605
Now that you're literally
stuck with me?
346
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,141
Yeah, i think we're ready.
347
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,408
- Oh, my god!
- What?
348
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,277
That's pretty convenient, Todd,
349
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,913
as we've only been dating
for seven years...
350
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,081
Seven, Todd!
351
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,515
That... that's
a middle-aged dog.
352
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,185
We talked about this.
I'm not getting a dog!
353
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,021
I don't want a dog, Todd!
Even if it's hypoallergenic,
it's still no.
354
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,857
And, two...
355
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,459
This isn't about us.
356
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,603
This is about us beating
everyone else, okay?
Oh, my god.
357
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,997
It's survival
of the fittest.
Right.
358
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,932
There's the strong...
[ Grunting ]
359
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,667
And there's the weak.
Bleh!
360
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,803
Frick me.
361
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,805
You are such a dick.
362
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:26,806
Hey!
363
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,875
Come on, Jess.
364
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:28,942
Goodbye!
365
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:29,943
Hey!
366
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,444
I'm a dick for us.
367
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,947
You're a tiny baby of a man!
368
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,283
Whatever...
I love you!
369
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,285
Steve:
Oh, come on, Steve!
370
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,287
Aah!
371
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,122
The hell are these things?
372
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,158
**
373
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,966
So much for our girls' trip.
374
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,334
Oh, my god.
375
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,204
I just realized that
if we're stuck on this island,
376
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,472
we may never see brie again.
377
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,540
Who's brie?
378
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,142
No, like, the cheese.
379
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,576
- Oh.
- Yeah.
380
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,912
Oh, my god.
381
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,214
Let's just say hypothetically
we don't find the elt.
382
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,016
What do you think would happen?
383
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,252
I mean, I know that there's
no real way of knowing...
384
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,987
- Chaos.
- Oh, god!
385
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,222
With limited supplies,
386
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,823
people will fight,
plunder, kill...
387
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,068
Probably with rocks or shards
of glass to the eyes or throat.
388
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,493
That's what I'd do.
Trust me...
389
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,930
This island's gonna get
"lord of the flies" real fast.
390
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,532
Thank you for that...
391
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,001
Karen from bing.
And let me tell you something...
392
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,104
The only thing keeping this
shitstorm at bay is that brit.
393
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,405
Pack:
Guys, guys, guys.
394
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,908
I was just up there
talking with Liam,
395
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,176
and he didn't say it,
396
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,745
but I'm pretty sure
he killed bin laden.
397
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,547
Jess: Hey, guys!
398
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,715
Liam found
the nose of the plane!
399
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,222
- Holy shit.
- Shit.
400
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:54,527
Okay.
Everyone spread out.
401
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,198
The elt is about the size
of a gentleman's attaché case.
402
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,766
And remember...
403
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,069
This may be our last chance
for getting off this island.
404
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,971
This is it, man.
405
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,705
This is our chance
to be leaders.
406
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,075
- All we have to do is find...
- Found it!
407
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,876
Son of a bitch, he's good!
408
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,079
Is that it?
409
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,713
When I pull this cord,
410
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:18,085
the raft should automatically
inflate, activating the elt.
411
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,552
Take a step back.
412
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,922
Now, how about
we get ourselves saved?
413
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,657
Huh?
414
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,794
[ All shout ]
415
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,596
- Oh!
- Oh!
416
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,438
[ Creaking ]
417
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,909
- Oh!
- Oh!
418
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,777
[ Clattering ]
419
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,181
[ Coughing ]
420
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,991
Okay. We can fix this.
We can fix this.
421
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,659
Emma, you're a doctor!
Do something!
422
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,827
I can't lift a plane.
423
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,495
Lift it.
We can lift it, together.
424
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,830
All of us, right?
425
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,932
Danny, his head
just went through his ass.
426
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,367
There's nothing to save here.
427
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,669
I don't know! I'm just very
flustered right now!
428
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,204
Oh, we're dead.
We're dead!
429
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,673
Guys, guys! Guys, it's gonna...
It's gonna be fine.
430
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,442
Because it's only
been four days,
431
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,843
and they're still coming for us.
432
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,311
I found the elt.
433
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,380
It smashed against a tree.
434
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,614
We're gonna die.
435
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,016
We're gonna die,
we're gonna die.
436
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,551
- [ Whimpers ]
- Oh, god.
437
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,519
What are we gonna
tell the others?
438
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,689
The truth.
439
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,124
We tell them the truth.
440
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,525
We can't...
We can't tell them...
441
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,860
Owen, they need us.
442
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,028
No, they need Liam.
443
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,230
We are not the guys to fix this.
444
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,565
Yes, we are.
445
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:43,002
I believe that people are good
and... and reasonable.
446
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:47,074
And if we're honest with them,
they'll listen.
447
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,742
We'll tell them that,
yes, Liam is dead,
448
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,213
and, yes,
the elt is broken, but...
449
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,816
As long as we don't
lose ourselves in here,
450
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,720
we'll be fine out there.
451
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,723
We're all gonna die!
452
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,127
[ Indistinct shouting ]
453
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,533
Oi! Katie,
leave that man alone.
454
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,235
[ Screams ]
455
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,569
[ Laughs ]
456
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,738
I will murder you!
457
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,973
[ Screams ]
458
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,682
That call button,
it's a call to action.
459
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,585
Oh, god damn it.
460
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,088
Passengers!
Passengers!
461
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,857
If I could have your attention,
please! Guys!
462
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,426
Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny.
463
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,195
You've got to help me get
these people's attention, man.
464
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,196
Come on.
465
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,598
Please, Danny.
466
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,267
I got an idea.
467
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,268
Okay.
468
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,537
Oh, my god!
Where did you get a gun?
469
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,772
It was with the badge.
Stand back.
470
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,980
Everybody shut up and listen!
471
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,949
Owen's got something to say!
472
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,318
Why should we listen to him?
473
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,787
**
474
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,257
'cause I'm a goddamn
flight attendant.
475
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,425
Also, I have a gun.
476
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:17,497
Listen, I know that you guys
are... are scared.
477
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,000
I'm scared, too.
478
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,302
Okay?
479
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,272
We lost probably the most
capable person on the island.
480
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,141
And certainly
the most attractive.
481
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:32,145
But something amazing
also happened.
482
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:36,115
Guys, we survived a plane crash.
483
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:42,088
I mean, do you understand how
incredibly lucky that we are?
484
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,657
It's like we're hurdling
through the sky in a metal tube
485
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,958
at 1,000 miles an hour,
486
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,660
and then we just, like,
hit the ground.
487
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,496
We should all be very dead
right now.
488
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,832
And we're not.
489
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,168
I think that if we can survive
that plane crash,
490
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,003
we can survive this island.
491
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,137
How?
492
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,274
That's a great question,
Diane from Topeka.
493
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,509
Toledo.
494
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,943
Yeah.
495
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,179
Pack, you said earlier
that there's got to be something
496
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,315
on this island
that sends a signal, right?
497
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,817
I mean, it's the 21st century.
There's got to be.
498
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,051
Great!
499
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,486
Karen, you killed
a boar last night,
500
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,989
I think maybe with your
bare hands, which is insane.
501
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,125
But as long as we have
somebody like Karen,
502
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,727
we're gonna have food, yeah?
503
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,729
Emma, you're a doctor.
504
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,533
If we pool our talents together,
there's absolutely no way...
505
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,869
Hey!
Check it out!
506
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,305
Daddy found the drink cart.
507
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,340
Yeah, but, guys...
508
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,650
You guys want
to get shit-housed?
509
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,908
Yes, please.
510
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,877
Let's get weird!
511
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,314
[ All cheering ]
512
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,250
* eastside with it,
seven Trey hit it *
513
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,852
* got a mag in the club
with a dub on the fitted *
514
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,654
* me and Mac ride
like we supposed to *
515
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,423
* I'm a real west coaster,
put you on a poster *
516
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,725
* gangsta to the bone,
got the hood on my shoulders *
517
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,161
* livin' like a felon,
got my hand on the toaster *
518
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,029
* do this for my dawgs
and my locstas *
519
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,732
* watts city do it real
like I told ya *
520
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,401
* we too gangsta for TV
521
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,169
* that's why you don't see us
522
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,937
* but they still wanna be us
523
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,506
* but we let 'em,
we don't sweat 'em *
524
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,408
* let 'em come up,
then we get 'em *
525
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,208
* ha-ha!
526
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,710
* we too gangsta for TV
527
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,379
* that's why you don't see us
528
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,946
* but they still wanna be us
529
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,249
* but we let 'em,
we don't sweat 'em *
530
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,784
* let 'em come up,
then we get 'em *
531
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,851
* ha-ha!
532
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,253
* we too gangsta for TV
533
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,088
* that's why you don't see us
534
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,591
we're all gonna live forever!
535
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:28,961
[ All cheering ]
536
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,736
Aloha, babies.
537
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,871
Crazy night, right?
538
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,541
Drank all our booze,
ate all our food.
539
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,111
I can't find any water anywhere,
which is funny.
540
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,547
Life, huh?
It's big.
541
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,817
What happens now?
542
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,987
Well, we should probably
get Steve down.
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