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♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ all the world is
Waiting for you ♪

♪ and the power you possess ♪

♪ in your satin tights ♪

♪ fighting for your rights ♪

♪ and the old red,
White and blue ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ now the world
Is ready for you ♪

♪ and the wonders you can do ♪

♪ make a hawk a dove ♪

♪ stop a war with love ♪

♪ make a liar tell the truth ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ get us out from under ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ all our hopes are
Pinned upon you ♪

♪ and the magic that you do ♪

♪ stop a bullet cold ♪

♪ make the axis fold ♪

♪ change their minds ♪

♪ and change the world ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ you're a wonder,
Wonder woman ♪

Stop right there.

Security area. "Q"
Clearance to go by.

Proceed.

Fort russell's supposed to be
One of our most secure posts,

But they still managed
To get in some way.

We were lucky this
Time no one was killed,

Just some damage
To this tunnel here.

But whoever it was still knew

Just when we'd be transporting

Those radar scanner components.

"Q" security's the
Tightest we have,

Yet they still seem to
Know just where to hit us.

That unexplained
Fire at fort hughes,

The gas main explosion at camp
Mackenzie, now this bombing.

All links in what we thought
Was a top-secret assembly chain.

Perhaps if we changed
The assembly schedule.

No, it's too late for that.

The scanner's being
Assembled right here

At fort russell at 3
Separate locations.

If the enemy's
Going to destroy it,

They'll have to strike before
Final assembly tomorrow night.

Steve, I know that
Doesn't give you much time,

But you have to do it.

You have to make
Sure that entire base

Is 100 percent secure.

I'll take care of it, sir.

Sir.

I still don't know
How they got through.

Security is my
Business, maj. Trevor,

And you'd better
Believe I'm good at it.

Fort russell is spread over
More than 100 square miles

And nobody crosses
One inch of its perimeter

Without my knowing about it.

Except for this time.

A mistake's been made, col. Flint,
You're going to have to admit it.

A faulty alarm
System, a sleepy guard...

Negative.

Every link in our security
Chain was and is solid.

That saboteur
Had to be a magician

To get onto these
Grounds undetected.

Well, he might have
Been inside all along.

There are 15,000
Men stationed here.

It's possible an enemy agent
Could lose himself in a crowd

And wait for his
Chance to strike.

I've got all personnel
Very carefully screened.

There's not a
Person on this base

Who hasn't been cleared
For military purposes.

Does that include them, colonel?

They don't look
Very military to me.

Yeoman prince is
100 percent right.

What are they doing at a
Top-security installation?

They're boosting morale, major.

The girls are all finalists

In the miss g.I. Dream
Girl beauty contest.

Oh, they are
Certainly beautiful.

Yes, it's gonna be
Tough picking the winner.

The finals are here
Tomorrow at the officers' club.

That's the best
Place to hold it.

Officers and enlisted
Men all are invited.

Here they are, boys.

All the little cuties,
They're here for you.

Now, you can look at
Them, but don't touch 'em.

That's jack wood.

Who?

Only america's
Favorite radio comic.

He's doing his show
Here tomorrow.

Emceeing the
Beauty contest finals

On a coast-to-coast broadcast.

Listen, if you guys still think

That you're fighting for
Mom's apple pie, see the chaplain.

And go easy on him.

He's always lookin'
For miracles.

Come on, they're all
Here for you guys.

All right, that's enough, girls.

Come on, it's rehearsal
Time. Let's go, girls.

See you later, boys.
Don't worry about it.

They... They're all
Waiting for you.

Do you think it's wise, colonel,
Giving, uh, civilians the run of the base?

Jack wood isn't just a civilian.

He's an institution, like
Bob hope or babe ruth.

Besides, his itinerary's
Been cleared by washington.

Last week he ran a preliminary
Contest at fort hughes,

4 days after that, he did
The same at camp mackenzie,

And now he's here for the finals

And, believe me,
We're glad to have him.

First fort hughes, then
Camp mackenzie, and now fort...

I presume, colonel,

That you've, uh, prepared
Dossiers on mr. Wood and his troupe.

I'd like to see them, if I may.

Yes, of course, I'll
Get them ready for you.

Fine. I'll meet
You in your office.

Yes, I noticed it, too, diana.

They played every stop
On the sabotage circuit.

It'd make a great cover
For an enemy operation.

Perhaps if we could get
One of our own agents

Into that beauty contest.

Might flush 'em out.

Take a really
Beautiful girl, though,

Someone with all the
Right qualifications.

Well, I'd be willing to try.

Thanks, diana, I know
You'd do a wonderful job,

But I'm afraid this calls
For a really gorgeous girl.

Someone who looks
Great in a bathing suit.

Say, I won't be needing
You for a while,

Is there anything
You'd like to do?

Well, I could do some
Shopping at the p.X.

And just take a bus
Back to washington.

If you don't mind.

That's fine.

Thank you.

All right, girls. Let's
Try it for real this time.

Monty, 1, 2, 3, 4.

♪

Lower the stars. The stars.

All together, please. Excellent.

Right.

And right.

And right.

Very good.

Good. And forward.

And forward.

And up stage.

Monty, monty, hold it.

Somebody made a mistake.

Oh, come on.

All right, one more time.

From the top.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Mitzie.

Mitzie.

Mitzie.

Yes?

There are no
Turns in this number.

Oh, I'm sorry, I... I... I didn't
Know there weren't any turns.

Sorry...

You're just trying
Too hard, darling.

Well, at least I
Know how to smile.

Is that what that is?

I thought it was
Something you ate.

Rita...

Will you stop it?
Will you cut it out?

Well, she started it.

Now let's try it again. And stop
Trying to behave like a herd of sheep.

Can we take from
The top, please, lola?

Oh, I'm trying, monty.

I'm trying.

All right, girls, from the top.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Excuse me, but
I'd like to find out

About the miss g.I.
Dream girl contest.

You're a little late, dear.

Besides, there are
No more openings.

I never heard of
That. She's beautiful.

Listen, I'm lola flynn.

And I'm running this
Contest for jack wood,

And, honey, we sure could
Use you. What's your name?

Diana. Diana paradise.

And I would love to
Be in your contest.

It isn't fair to
The other girls.

We like things the way they are.

I agree with her. Besides, we don't
Know the first thing about her.

What's to know?

She wants to enter a beauty
Contest, not medical school.

I think we ought to grab her.

Are you working
Here on the base?

Yes, I am just now.

Well, that works fine

Because you'll
Have to be confined

With all the rest of
The girls to quarters.

Some dumb regulation that has
To do with security or something.

I still don't think we should
Upset the other contestants

For the sake of a late arrival.

I agree.

Why should she go off.

Hey, break it up!

Break it up!

Listen, we got a
Slew of tired g.I.S

Coming here tomorrow
Night to look at girls.

Depriving them of this baby
Doll would be unpatriotic.

Tell me about yourself, sugar.

Never mind the dull stuff,
Get right to your phone number.

But, jack, all of us have
Been working so hard

On our routines for the
Talent part of the contest.

If she's not prepared,
She'll make us look bad.

Oh.

The dragon lady's got a point.

Can you sing, or dance or
Play a musical instrument?

Yes. What would you like
Me to do for you first?

If I answer that question,
The draft board will say

That I'm young enough to fight.

How about some hoofing?

Make with the
Eighty-eights, professor.

1, 2, 3, 4.

♪

All right.

Sign her up. I've got
To go for now, girls.

I've got a golf date with my
Favorite brass hat, col. Flint.

His security staff are the ones
That are going to protect you girls

From all the love-starved
Soldiers here at fort russell.

Boo!

Bye, girls.

All right, everybody take 5.

We've got a lot of work
Before tomorrow, diana.

How soon can you start?

This afternoon, if
It's all right with you.

I have a few things
To take care of first.

Fine. How about 3:00?

That's fine. Thank you.

Diana? Yes?

Huh, I was going
To wish you luck,

But I don't think
You're gonna need it.

You remind me, kind of, of
Myself, a few centuries ago.

It's unfair to judge yourself
By the criterion of age.

A vital, intelligent
Woman is much more

Than the sum of her birthdays.

Yeah, well, huh, maybe
It'll be that way for you,

But for me, my high
Point was when I was 19

And I was miss american beauty.

From then on, it was
Downhill all the way.

Remember, 3:00.

Hi.

You kind of like her, don't you?

Yes.

I think she isn't as hard
As she would like to be.

Good. It's always nice
To make new friends.

But there's only going to
Be one winner in this contest,

And you're looking at her.

I thought the judges were
Going to make that decision.

Just stay out of
My way, sweetheart.

I'm going to be
Miss g.I. Dream girl

And be in jack's next movie,

And anybody who tries to
Stop me better watch her step.

So, as you can see, major,

Everyone's been checked
And double-checked.

Maybe, but I'm
Still going to stay

With the inside job
Theory a little longer.

We'll be in touch.

Let's get out of here.

Thanks, wonder woman.

They don't seem too
Dangerous now, do they?

One of these days
I'm going to find out

How you always
Know when I need you.

Let's find out what they know.

About the sabotage ring.

They're probably part of it.

Whoever's trying to
Destroy that radar scanner

Doesn't want my
Investigation to go too far.

All right, out. Both of you.

What do you know
About this scanner...

Wait! They won't go far.

What is this?

It's a little dinky rope,
But... But I can't move.

No one can resist
The golden lasso.

It binds all who it encircles

And compels them
To tell the truth.

I can't think of a better time

To ask our friends
A few questions.

Who's your superior in the
Attempts on the scanner project?

Hey, look, we never heard of
Your project, whatchamacallit.

We were paid to hit
Maj. Steve trevor.

$500, no questions asked.

But you had to get the money
And your assignment from someone.

Who was that person?

Nobody. A phone
Call gave us the job.

The money and the instructions
Were in a locker at the railroad station.

We don't know anything else.

So the real saboteur

Hired some cheap muscle
To get me out of the way.

He must know you're
Looking for him.

And he's getting nervous.

Steve, he might make
Another attempt on your life.

I don't think he'd risk, uh, giving
Himself away to get me a 2nd time.

He's after the scanner project,
And I've got to get after him

As soon as I drop these 2
Hoods at the police station.

All right, get in
The car, you drive.

Major, would you
Rather take your car?

I wonder if you can cook.

In the car.

In the front seat.

Steve.

Please be careful.

I'd like to be, there
Just isn't time.

Ok, thanks.

I was right.

There's no diana paradise working
Anywhere on this base. She's a phony.

So she made up a fake story to
Enter a big-time beauty contest.

I did the same thing when
I was a kid on the make.

Don't worry about it.

I never worry, lola.

If she's interested in more than

Just the beauty
Contest, it's too bad.

She's had it.

Etta, this isn't as easy
As it looks in the movies.

That's better, chin
Up, back straight.

Better?

Diana?

Is that really you?

Yeah, isn't it amazing?

If I thought a wig would do
That for me, I'd shave my head.

Well, the transformation's
Incredible. But why?

Well, I've entered the
Miss g.I. Dream girl contest.

That's wonderful.

I'm using the name
Diana paradise

So that no one can trace
Me to military intelligence.

Oh!

Excuse me.

Diana, I think it's great
That you're doing this.

It shows a lot of initiative.

I want you to go back to fort
Russell and keep your eyes open.

I'm going to try and get
A focus on this operation.

If I have anything,
I'll call you.

I'll say I'm your, uh,
Uncle george. Clear?

Yes, sir. Uncle george. Mmm-hmm.

I'd better get back to the base
Now because I'm expected by 3:00.

Oh, I'll drive you.

Thank you.

Oh, diana?

Yes, sir?

It's funny, but seeing
You in that dress

Makes me realize you
Look like somebody.

Who?

Joan crawford.

Well, I'm very flattered, sir.

Around the ankles.

Thanks.

Don't tell me
She's still in there.

So what else is new?

Oh, come on.

Rita, what took you so long?

We're all waiting
To get in the shower.

It takes her longer, because
She's dirtier than the rest of us.

How would you like to smile for
The judges with no front teeth?

All right, girls, break it up.

Break it up.

Look, nobody's going
To be miss dream girl

With a black eye and a fat lip.

Now, most you kids seem ok,
So if rita or somebody acts up,

Just don't encourage
Them, all right?

All right.

But she's always pickin' on me.

Look, we just wanted to wash
Up, and get a little beauty sleep.

If sleep makes one beautiful,

Then all of you must have
Had insomnia for years.

One more day.

Diana, I'm sorry about
The accommodations,

But you got here too late
For one of the choice bunks.

Oh, this will be quite
Comfortable, I'm sure, miss flynn.

Thank you.

You know, you
Seem like a nice kid.

I think I ought to warn you.

Warn me about what?

Well, there's a lot
More at stake here

Than just a beauty
Contest for some people.

Don't panic, girls.

I just came here to tuck you in.

Now, look, if any of you girls
Get thirsty during the night, I just...

Yes, go on.

Just do as you're
Told and be careful.

Extra careful.

You do exactly what I
Tell you to do, all right?

Listen, are they treating
You girls all right?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, nuts!

And I wore a rubber shirt so
That you could cry on my shoulder.

There's a few personal things

I'd like to go over with
You. Uh, it won't take long.

That's what I'm
Afraid of, honey.

Now, listen, I'd love to get to
Know you girls better, but if I do,

A lot of people will say I'm
Low and corruptible enough

To trade my vote as a contest
Judge for a little smooching.

And they're right.

Front and center! Diana.

Well, well, well.
How's it going?

Fine, mr. Wood,

And I really don't know
How to thank you enough

For allowing me to
Become a contestant.

Well, I do. Meet me tonight
On the firing range at 12:00.

Bring an evening
Gown and some bananas

Because, when I monkey
Around I use real monkeys.

I didn't know you
Worked with animals.

Are you kidding? Didn't
You ever see my band?

Oh, boy! You know, even
With all these curves,

This kid would make
A great straight man.

Oh, wait a minute.

Why don't I use you tomorrow
Night in the magic pit?

Yeah!

That's a good
Idea. Wait a minute,

Let me get some of my
Little magic props here

And we're gonna work this out.

Now, you do exactly what
I tell you to do, all right?

Just follow me, and hang loose.

Little magic music, please.

Now, here's what we do. Watch
Closely. There's the audience.

Hello, how are you?
Here's my pretty assistant.

Now, you hold this,
Like this. I take this out

And I show it to
The audience, right?

There they are. They all
Can see it's completely empty.

I put in here, like this, right.

You put the top down
On top of the table.

Very good. I put
It here like this,

And all of a sudden, abracadabra
And what have we got here?

Oh, look at this,
She's a natural.

Lola, sign her up.

Tell wardrobe to dress
Her in as little as possible.

Right, jack.

All right, good night, girls.

I'll see you in my dreams.

Good night, jack.

That magic bit was
Supposed to be mine.

I told you to stay
Out of my way,

And the first chance you
Get you cozy up to the star.

Oh, that never
Entered my mind, rita.

No? No.

Well, let's see how you feel
About this entering your nose!

Rita, knock it off or
You're out of the contest.

Are you all right?

I'm fine, thank you.

Diana, there's a phone for you.

It's your uncle george.

Thank you, miss flynn.

Diana, no more personal calls.

It's in the rules.

Yes, ma'am.

Hello? Uncle george?

Just listen, diana.

I've been doing some checking,
And the blast at the tunnel

Wasn't the first attempt
On the scanner project.

The other attempt missed, too.

Damaged a base access road.

But it looked like an accident,
So nobody reported it.

Oh, I see, that's very
Interesting, uncle george,

But, uh, is there anything
Else you wanted to tell me?

You see, I'm not allowed to
Have any more personal calls.

It's in the rules.

I understand, so
I'll make it fast.

The 3rd and final radar
Component will be completed

At the fort's electrical
Sub-station at 0100 hours tonight.

it's located directly
Behind the motor pool.

now, the saboteur has to try
For it, and I'll be waiting for him.

What I want you to do is watch for
Any activity in the jack wood's group

That might clue us in to
The saboteur's identity.

Ok?

Good hunting.

Oh, same to you, uncle george.

I don't know what game
You're playing, sweetheart,

But whatever it is, little rita's
Going to find out all about it.

Excuse me, rita.

Steve.

Steve.

Oh, my head.

The scanner, they
Didn't get it, did they?

No, some electrical
Equipment's been destroyed

And someone's gonna have to
Account for a missing tailgate,

But the project's all right.

How are you?

Oh, I'm ok.

The guards are
Coming. I better go.

But, wonder woman, I... Oh.

Who was that man over there?

All right, I'm sure everything's
Under control. Just go back to bed

And leave whatever's
Happening outside to the army.

Maybe what's
Happening was caused

By someone who
Shouldn't be outside.

Diana's missing.

Well, diana knows the rules.

I'm sure she's not gone.

Then a search will
Turn her up, right?

I told you she took off.

She knows the rules, and
She's out of the contest.

What's going on out here?

Diana, I knew you
Were someplace.

I just never thought
Of the shower.

It was hot and I couldn't sleep.

What about this? I
Found it on your pillow.

That's the only thing
False about her, rita.

Can you say the same?

All right, everybody
Back to sleep.

It's going to be a
Big day tomorrow.

Good night, again.

Don't turn the light on.

What's going on out
There? It sounds like a war.

An unexpected visit
From wonder woman.

What's more, our late
Arrival, diana paradise?

She's up to something.

Diana? Are you sure?

What're you going to do?

I don't know yet, but
I'll think of something.

I don't want to be involved.

Well, I'm sorry you
Feel that way, lola.

You see, our primary purpose was
Not to sabotage the radar project.

It was just a cover to ensure
The success of our real mission.

My dear, we're going to
Assassinate a very important general

Named dwight d. Eisenhower.

I hope gen. Eisenhower
Understands

About why we had to
Change the departure time.

I informed the general

Of the botched sabotage
Attempts at fort russell.

Nothing to worry about it.

You'll just have to take another
Approach route that's a little longer.

Just as long as the general has
Time to check out that special project

Before it's sent on to new york.

He'll have plenty
Of time for that.

And you also get a bonus.

You'll be able to catch the finals
Of the miss dream girl contest.

Jack wood's broadcasting
It from fort russell.

That's a good idea. That's
Good for the soldiers' morale.

Good for the, uh,
Officers' morale, as well.

Closed an access road.

Shut down the tunnel.

Last night, blew up part
Of the electrical system

That services the
Fort's auxiliary airfield.

At least they didn't wreck
The radar scanner, sir.

That's the important thing.

Is it?

How can an enemy agent clever
Enough to penetrate our defenses

Miss his target
3 times out of 3?

Good news, steve. We've won.

The radar scanner's completed.

The components are
Being assembled right now,

So the device will
Be operational

In time for his
Personal inspection.

Whose inspection, sir?

A general officer the war
Department is very high on,

Name of eisenhower.

Sorry to keep you in the
Dark about that, steve,

But he's involved in
Some very top-level stuff.

We considered his
Travel plans so important,

No one was supposed to know.

Just like the radar scanner.

But the enemy
Still knew about it.

General,

What route is eisenhower
Taking to fort russell?

His route?

Yeah.

Well, originally, he was
Scheduled to stop at fort hughes

For a special debriefing session

With a special forces
Officer from camp mackenzie.

Cancelled because of accidents

At both of those installations.

A fire at hughes, a gas
Main blow-up at mackenzie.

So eisenhower is forced to
Come directly to fort russell.

I repeat, sir, by what route?

A plane from randolph field to
The fort's auxiliary landing strip...

Closed by sabotage to
The electrical system.

Then south on the access
Road through the service tunnel.

But, sir, the road and the tunnel
Were closed by sabotage, too.

Leaving the only
Route into fort russell,

A landing at this civilian
Airstrip west of the perimeter

And the fire road behind
The old artillery range

Entering the base at point lobo.

A perfect place for an ambush.

Good lord.

It wasn't the radar scanner
The saboteurs were after.

They were creating a
Funnel through which

Eisenhower had
To enter the fort.

Etta, call diana at the
Officers' club theater.

Say that uncle george has an urgent message
For her, and tell her what happened.

We'll alert point
Lobo and the fort

By car radio on our way
To eisenhower's landing site.

We've got to try
And head him off.

Communications?

Gen. Blankenship's
Priority clearance.

I have to place a call to the
Theater at fort russell right away.

You know something,

I just feel there's something
Just not right about diana paradise.

We have a beauty contest,

And she's the best looking girl
Around. What's wrong with that?

You know what I mean.

She's just not interested
In some dumb beauty contest.

If that's the way it is,
That'll be the end of her.

Monty, I've told you, I don't want to
Hear you talking that way anymore.

All right, girls, let's take
A look at the costumes.

They all look fine.

Better hurry and get
Into your bathing suits.

Lola.

That costume should be mine.

It doesn't even
Look right on her.

Rita, we don't
Have time for that.

They're lined up outside, and jack's
Gonna do his warm up in 20 minutes.

Well, come on,
Girls, let's get going.

Officers' club theater.

Diana paradise? Hold on.

Hello?

Hello?

Operator, we've been cut off.

The call was for
Me, my uncle george.

Uh, no personal
Calls, miss paradise.

No exceptions.

Well, whatever
You say, mr. Burns.

Hey, fella, would
You lower the p.A.?

We're getting a little
Feedback on the speakers.

Watch it, this
Thing weighs a ton.

If it ever came down,
Somebody could get killed.

somebody could get killed.

somebody could get killed.

somebody could get killed.

It's no use, steve. We
Still have 15 miles to go.

Eisenhower's plane is
Maintaining radio silence.

Then we just got to reach him

Before he starts for point lobo.

Blankenship, here.

General, it's etta.
I can't reach diana.

They're not answering the phone.

get an m.P. To get
You to theater.

tell her in person, fast!

Yes, sir, but it'll be too late for
Diana to do anything about anything

And she'll be worried about
You and gen. Eisenhower.

Oh, sir, I know this
Isn't very military,

But I hate a crisis situation.

pull yourself together, etta.

Yes, sir.

Over and out.

Step on it, steve.

Ok, fella. Take it up,
Will you? That's it.

The place is filling
Up with soldiers.

Monty, what you
Said about diana...

You're not going to
Do anything, are you?

Don't worry.

It'll be over quickly.

I can't let that happen.

That's got to be stopped, now.

That's not possible, lola dear.

First, because you're in this
Up to your fast wrinkling neck

And, second,
Because it's too late.

It's already started.

My men are in position by now.

the main attraction,
Ladies and gentlemen,

for your pleasure and for mine,

your miss g.I. Dream girl.

♪ here come your dream girls ♪

♪ each one a pearl ♪

♪ charming and beautiful ♪

♪ an all-american girl ♪

♪ how can you pick one ♪

♪ when each little
Miss just can't miss? ♪

♪ here's to our dream girls ♪

♪ an all-american kiss ♪

♪ how can you pick one ♪

♪ when each little
Miss just can't miss? ♪

♪ here's to our dream girls ♪

♪ an all-american kiss ♪

aren't they lovely?

they're all dream girls,
Each and every one of them.

His plane's already landed.

Maybe he's still here.

We just missed him. He
Can't be that far ahead of us.

I hope it's not too late. If point
Lobo doesn't respond to our calls,

That trap could be set already.

yes, sir. And that's something
They'll never replace with synthetics.

isn't she wonderful?

the girls are going
To show the judges

that they've got something
Going for them besides beauty: me!

but seriously, folks, this is the
Talent portion of our competition,

and our next contestant,
Direct from new york city,

the very lovely, vivacious
Miss betty lou capaletti

in her own fantasy in dance!

let's hear it for betty lou!

Where do you think you're going?

I've got to see diana paradise.

It's a matter of life or death.

Sorry, but you're gonna have
To wait till after the show.

I said, after the show.

Excuse me.

Miss flynn, I can't find my costume
For the number with mr. Wood.

It's not in my wardrobe locker.

It's got to be. You just had
It on at dress rehearsal.

I hate to be the one to say it,

But where is rita
Right this minute?

I mean, she doesn't have
To change until next to last.

how about that for a
Double-jointed baby doll?

honey, fold yourself up and wait
For me in my glove compartment.

and now, ladies and
Gentlemen, it's my turn.

now, I'm not going to
Get to you with beauty,

but I've still got a couple
Of things going for me.

this is one of them,
And this is the other.

Here I am, mr. Wood.

It is rita. She's
Taken my place.

I may as well get ready for
The evening gown parade.

Motty, you can't go through
With this. You're making a mistake.

Lola, you leave me
With no alternative.

See how easy it is to
Get rid of you, my dear?

You can talk about your big
Finish, but this is ridiculous.

What's going on here? The... The
Jack wood show spares no expense.

Nice to see you, wonder
Woman, but I'm sorry, I do a single.

Mr. Wood, it is very important

That no one leave this theater.

I'm not going to
Argue with you, doll.

Well, you've got to admit,

That this is better than your army
Training films on athlete's foot.

Oh, wonder woman,
Am I glad to see you.

I have to find diana to tell her
What's happened, but she isn't here.

What happened?
Oh, it's terrible.

Is it steve? Maj. Trevor?

Yes. No. It's partly him.

Mostly it's about
Gen. Eisenhower.

The sabotage was just a trick
To hide an attempt on his life.

Steve's trying to head him off
Now on the road to point lobo.

It's eisenhower all right.

He's not alone.

There's a car following him.

We're being tailed, sir.

I'll try to outrun them.

They're making a run for it.

They don't know who we are.

That's morse code, general.

T-r-e-v-o-r!

Stop the car.

Sorry to show up
This way, general,

But you're heading
Into an ambush.

You were funneled onto
This road by sabotage.

You'll have to
Turn back at once.

Out of the car, general.

We can hold our
Own from this position

As long as our
Ammunition holds out.

We'll have to get
Smart, or lucky.

Look, it's wonder woman.

There's our luck, general, and it
Never came in a more beautiful package.

Are you all right?

If they gave merit badges
For being fantastic,

You'd be an eagle
Scout after that!

How did you find us?

Etta told me what happened,
But this is not over yet.

I think monty burns is
Behind this, and he's escaped.

Well, not far from
Here is an m.P. Phone box.

As soon as we get
Them to mop up here,

We'll take care
Of your mr. Burns.

There! On the hill!

And that's the story
Of what's happened

Here this evening,
Boys and girls.

And now, since it's a beauty
Contest that you've come to see,

I think it's time
That you get to look

At the one and only
Winner possible.

Here she is:

Wonder woman!

♪ here's your dream girl ♪

♪ she's quite a pearl ♪

♪ charming and beautiful ♪

♪ an all-american girl ♪

♪ now that we picked one ♪

♪ this beautiful
Miss just can't miss ♪

I still don't understand
What happened to diana, steve.

She was supposed
To be in the contest.

It's simple, etta.

When she found out she'd have to
Share the stage with wonder woman,

The poor kid probably
Threw in the sponge.

Yeah, but what woman wouldn't?

Wonder woman is just too much.

Yes, gen. Blankenship.

That's wonderful.

Thank you, sir. Goodbye.

Monty burns and his entire ring

Have been arraigned
In washington.

The radar scanner's
Already a smashing success

And gen. Eisenhower
Has nominated

Wonder woman for
A special citation.

What about lola flynn?

I feel rather sorry for her.

Her cooperation is being
Considered in her favor.

But espionage during wartime
Is still a very serious offence.

But jack wood's trying
To get her leniency.

He's a hard man to say no to.

Well, I'm glad.

Now, I've got to finish these
Requisition forms you requested.

We're running low
On graph paper.

Graph paper?

Is that all you can think
Of after all that's happened?

Being in a beauty contest and
Meeting jack wood in person?

And the ambush of gen.
Eisenhower, and wonder woman and...

It's no use, etta. Our
Diana is strictly business.

But maybe, just maybe
One of these days,

She'll get tired of
Missing all the fun.

And when that happens,
I'd love to be around.

You will be, major.
That's a promise.

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ all the world is
Waiting for you ♪

♪ and the power you possess ♪

♪ in your satin tights ♪

♪ fighting for your rights ♪

♪ and the old red,
White and blue ♪

♪ wonder woman ♪

♪ all our hopes are
Pinned upon you ♪

♪ and the magic that you do ♪

♪ stop a bullet cold ♪

♪ make the axis fold ♪

♪ change their minds ♪

♪ and change the world ♪

♪ you're a wonder,
Wonder woman ♪