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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,400 Never stand behind a golfer, dummy, when he's gettin' ready, to take a shot. 2 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,410 Stand over there. 3 00:00:47,410 --> 00:00:51,410 Damn! 4 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:56,430 - Want some chicken? - I quit eatin' meat. It slows me down. 5 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,390 Let's go, boys. The boss is on his way. 6 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:02,430 I'm glad he's comin' back, but there goes my golf game-- 7 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:06,440 Weekends too. 8 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,420 Should be around here somewhere. 9 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,460 Hey, Gonzales, you see where my ball went? 10 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:22,420 I'm not your caddy. I'm a garbage man. 11 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,970 Yeah, but you got eyes. You can see that garbage. 12 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,440 You oughta be able to see a little white ball. 13 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:31,470 - Charlie! Charlie! You see my ball? - Yeah, I saw it. 14 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,470 - Where is it? - God only knows. 15 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,500 You know, Charlie, you oughta ask them for a change. 16 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:49,460 You've been a bum down there for almost a millennium. 17 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:53,000 Look, you worry about what you do, and I'll worry about what I do. 18 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,500 Do you know what it's like to hear you guys argue through eternity? 19 00:01:56,540 --> 00:01:58,480 Well, put some chicken in your ears. 20 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:02,510 Charlie, give me my ball. I know you took it! Gimme my ball. 21 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:05,480 Stop arguing, boys. Give him his ball. 22 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:08,733 Did he say what he's been doing? Where's he been since 1960? 23 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:12,333 - I mean, maybe he forgot he's God. - Listen, 24 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:17,530 he's been working 24 hours a day, six day's a week since the dawn of time. 25 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,100 Don't you think he deserves some kind of rest and change? 26 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,540 Yeah, but he hadn't even-- 27 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,550 H- How was your vacation? 28 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,560 Oh, I think I caught a cold. 29 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,530 - Bless yourself. - Thank you. 30 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:43,530 Can't I turn my back for a minute? 31 00:02:43,570 --> 00:02:46,570 When the cat's away, the mice will play, huh? 32 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,600 I leave you four in charge for a mere 25 years 33 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:53,110 -- a drop in the bucket of time, by the way -- 34 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:56,580 I come back, and the world is a total mess. 35 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:59,550 We're understaffed. 36 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:03,560 Oh, you're gonna pass the buck, huh? That's your answer? 37 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,600 No, I - I think I have to do something drastic. I wanna start over. 38 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:18,360 - You mean, really start over? - Right. Right. 39 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,700 You remember the Bible, Adam and Eve. Maybe I'll start with a woman this time. 40 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:26,620 Hmm. A flood worked before. Yeah. I like it. 41 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,830 - But you said you'd never do that again! - That's right. 42 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,640 - Didn't he promise? - Yes! You did. You did. 43 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,930 Hey! I'm God. I changed my mind. 44 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,930 But there's still a lot of goodness left in the world. 45 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:42,200 - She's right. There is. - Yeah! 46 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,620 Yeah! 47 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:47,530 You say, there's goodness left in the world, huh? 48 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,030 Okay. Show me one good person. 49 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,630 What about him? 50 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:57,670 - Great choice, moron. - There's a good person! 51 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:03,680 - Ruthie, give me a typical man. - There's one! 52 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,650 - Which one? - Him! 53 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,650 That kid? Done! 54 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,650 - He looks nervous. - Since when is nervous a crime? 55 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,690 Looks like my cousin, Paco. He's doing time in Folsom. 56 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:20,700 All right. Hold it down. I like this. Yeah. 57 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:29,710 How you doin', Stuart? 58 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:33,680 $13,464. 59 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:36,720 Stuart, I told ya I'd get it for ya. I promise. 60 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,740 I want it today at 6:00. 61 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:44,720 - All right. - Hold him. 62 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:49,740 Or else, I'm gonna take your ears. 63 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:53,740 Ya understand? 64 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:58,750 - Say "yes." - Yes. 65 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:34,760 Now. 66 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:38,810 It worked. 67 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:30,830 Zack, no more excuses this time. 68 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:34,880 I want that money, and I want all of it, or I'm gonna take your ears 69 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,880 and I'm gonna grind them and all those stupid inventions of yours into dust! 70 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:43,890 Ya hear me? Pick up the phone, Zack. I know you're listening. 71 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,860 Don't stand so closely. Get back in the car. 72 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,890 Zack! 6:00 or it's all over. 6:00. 73 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,910 Aaah! 74 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:02,920 Lucky. 75 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,890 How ya doin'? 76 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:14,966 You know, I came to you because you are by far the foxiest chick in the bank. 77 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:32,950 Broadway Savings. Good morning. Can I help you? 78 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,930 This is Susan Elliott. 79 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,460 - Uh, your check! - Oh, thanks. 80 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,930 Morning. I, uh, came to you 81 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,300 'cause I think you're the prettiest chick in the bank. 82 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,400 I'm sorry. I'm closed. 83 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:52,980 Twenty, 40, 60, 80, 100. 84 00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:55,950 How ya doin'? 85 00:07:57,133 --> 00:07:58,500 You know, I, uh, came to you 86 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,900 because I think you're by far the foxiest chick in the bank. 87 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:05,990 Can I help you? 88 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:10,020 $13,464 and smile. 89 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:14,010 You're kidding. 90 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:20,020 Smile. 91 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:29,030 I only have 600. 92 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:32,000 Look. 93 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:35,030 All right. Go in the back and get the rest. 94 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:38,040 If you screw this up, I'm gonna shoot somebody. 95 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,060 Me? 96 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,070 No. Her. 97 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:47,010 Oh. Okay. 98 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:50,060 I have to go in the back. 99 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:53,030 What? 100 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:55,030 - Nothing. - What? 101 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:58,030 Nothing. 102 00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:02,070 Your mustache is falling off. 103 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:13,050 How 'bout now? 104 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:17,090 It's still a little off. 105 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,100 - You'd really look better without it. - Don't get cute. 106 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:28,070 Just get the money, will ya? 107 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,070 - Good morning, Debbie. - Hi. 108 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:34,120 All right. We've been here too long. I'll meet you at the swinging door. 109 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,433 That really wouldn't be very smart, would it? 110 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:40,120 - Everyone will see you. - Then take this shopping bag 111 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,650 that I left here yesterday and fill it. - Okay. 112 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,130 - I'll look for it. - Okay. Thank you. 113 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:49,130 Thank you. 114 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,160 - Can I help you? - No, I'm just, uh-- 115 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,160 I left a bag here yesterday. I'm waiting to see if they find it. 116 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:19,170 - Oh, you found it? Thank you. - You're welcome. 117 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:23,190 I'm single. 118 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:32,160 Mr. Sikes! 119 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:36,200 Back! Get down! Get down! 120 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,200 Stay! 121 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,180 Oh, nice try. 122 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,180 Look, let's not waste any more time. 123 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,220 I'm not gonna change my mind. 124 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,180 Wait! Wait! Hold it. 125 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,230 Okay, he's rotten. Let's pick another one. 126 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,200 No, no, no. He was your choice. 127 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:03,200 - Not mine. - I didn't tell him to rob that bank. 128 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,240 - He looked like a nice kid to me. - Looked like my cousin, Paco. 129 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,240 Can we please choose someone else? 130 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:12,210 No! 131 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,260 But could we have a few more hours? Just a little more time? 132 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:21,260 "I wasted time, but now doth time waste me." 133 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:24,230 Shakespeare? 134 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:28,270 Richard II, act five, scene five. 135 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:33,240 Tonight. Just give us until tonight. 136 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:37,270 That young man's gonna shape up. Let's watch him. 137 00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:43,290 All right. All right. One more look. 138 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:04,320 Sh-- 139 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,330 Fuck it! 140 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:43,370 Broadway Savings. Good morning. 141 00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,390 Hi, baby. 142 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,430 - How you doin'? You having a good day? - Oh! Oh! 143 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:31,400 Debbie? Wait. Don't come in. Close the door. 144 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:34,940 Yeah, this is Monarch Photos. That check you wrote bounced. 145 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:38,440 Could you give us a call and straighten this out? Thanks. 146 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,410 You're welcome. 147 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,440 - You're home early. - I got fired. 148 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:46,420 Again? 149 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,766 - Where's my bed? - It was repossessed. 150 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,666 Chotiner let them in this morning when we weren't home. 151 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:54,420 - He wants your rent money. - Okay. 152 00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:58,470 All right! I'm coming. 153 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,400 Thanks. 154 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,480 Listen, you shouldn't keep buyin' things you can't afford. 155 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:09,480 Very irresponsible. Can I have my rent? 156 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:31,510 Look! Look what I got! Can you believe it? 157 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:37,520 Chicken liver forever, Brando. 158 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:46,530 Hundred dollar bills! 159 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:54,540 Here's this month's and next month's in advance. Good night, Mr. Chotiner. 160 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,733 Listen, where'd you get this money? 161 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:01,550 I told you I'd get it. You should have more faith in people, shouldn't you? 162 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:04,520 Listen, I caught a cold from your cat. Oh, yes. 163 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,433 Humans don't catch colds from cats, Mr. Chotiner. 164 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,560 He came down 165 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,530 the fire escape and in my window 166 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,530 and sat on my chest and gave me a cold. 167 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,570 Now, look. I wouldn't mind catching a cold from you, 168 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,570 but not from your precious cat. 169 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:20,550 - Get lost! - I mean it. 170 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:24,580 I mean it! I mean it! Listen! I'm home if you ever want me. 171 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,560 Here, honey. Will you hold this? Not that! Stop it! 172 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,100 Hey, guys, where are you going? Look. I got steak, Dom Perignon, 173 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,560 and I have your favorite cheese in there, Ron. 174 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,066 Oh, were you gonna cook dinner for us? 175 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:41,933 Uh-huh. 176 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,033 Oh, you're kidding. We have this party that Ron forgot to tell me about. 177 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:45,810 Party? 178 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,580 Hey, by the way, why'd you get fired this time? 179 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,620 This is terrific cheese. We'll eat it at the party. Thanks a lot. 180 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,590 - Come on. Let's go. - Are you gonna be all right? 181 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,120 What are you gonna do? 182 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:58,033 Yeah. I'll go to the gym, work out or something. 183 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,630 Okay. Bye. Oh! Hey! Why did you get fired this time? 184 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,333 They said I flirted with a bank robber. 185 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,900 What? 186 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:34,680 Zack! 187 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,650 Stuart. You're early, man. 188 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,650 Put those dogs in another room! 189 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,690 Right. Back, boys! Back! Down! Down! 190 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:49,660 Vinnie! Biff! Get back there! 191 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:53,700 Stuart, you know, what I'm gonna have to do is, uh, put the dogs 192 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,680 in the-- in the bathroom. 193 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:02,710 But it'll take a minute, all right? 194 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,680 Right with you. 195 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,720 Here I come! 196 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,720 Back! Away from the door! Now, get in the bathroom! That's it. That's it. 197 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:17,740 Good boys. 198 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,700 Zack! 199 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,740 What the hell is going on, Zack? 200 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,750 I'm comin'! Down, boys! 201 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,770 - Oh, wow. - Get in there! 202 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,750 - How? - How? Like this! 203 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:41,770 Damn it! 204 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,780 Hey! These are great! I love these! Look at this. 205 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,733 Moron! I almost had a heart attack. 206 00:17:56,100 --> 00:18:00,000 You think that's what he borrowed the 13 grand for? To have those made? 207 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,790 - How should I know? - Look at this stuff. Look at this. 208 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:06,760 Nobody'd buy one! 209 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,033 Of course nobody would buy one! 210 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,810 They're gimmicks for idiots. 211 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:15,810 Would you buy one? 212 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:18,820 Yeah. 213 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:25,820 Come here. Get outta here. 214 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:31,830 Come on! 215 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,850 No, I don't like music. It all sounds the same to me. 216 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:53,860 - Don't you think he'd be gone by now? - What? I pay you to think? 217 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,830 You know, boss, I too have feelings. 218 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:01,880 "I too have feelings"? What are you doin'? Goin' to college now? 219 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,390 - Huh? Huh? - Aaah! Aaah! 220 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,840 - How's that feel? - It hurts! 221 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,880 You're right. You got feelings. 222 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:16,860 What? 223 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,890 Get outta there! What's he doin'? 224 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:22,900 - Get him off of there! - He's not finished. 225 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,910 There he is! There he is! 226 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,870 Come on! Get goin'! 227 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:33,920 Hey! Here's your money! Come on! 228 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,930 Hey! Ya all right? 229 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,900 Hey! 230 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:51,940 Hold it. Hold it. Go! 231 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:59,920 Go! Go around him! 232 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,960 - Follow him! Damn it! - All right! 233 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:30,990 Move it! Come on! 234 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,020 - Keep drivin', man. You hear me? - I'm drivin'! 235 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:50,980 Get alongside of him! 236 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,520 - Pull over! - No! Don't! Don't listen to him! 237 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:58,030 - Pull it over! Pull it over! - I'm drivin'! 238 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:01,000 - I've got a gun too! - Don't shoot! 239 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:05,030 I'm driving! I got a family! I got three kids! I got a mortgage! 240 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:10,050 Goddamn it! Where are you going? 241 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,060 - Cut him off!! - What do you mean? 242 00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:24,060 - I mean do this! - No! 243 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,080 Oh, I imagine it must be tough being wrong 244 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,040 but look on the bright side. 245 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:44,090 It's a new beginning. Water for the deserts, no pollution. 246 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:49,090 I'll put Hawaii closer to the mainland. Gonzales, make a note of that. 247 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,600 I can't believe you're really gonna do this. 248 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,100 Trust me. 249 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:56,070 Where will everyone go? 250 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,070 Oh, we've got plenty of room. 251 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,070 You mean you'll bring everybody up here? 252 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,120 To do a great right, you must do a little wrong. 253 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:08,080 - Macbeth? - Hamlet. 254 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:12,130 Doesn't anybody read anymore? Merchant of Venice, act four, scene one. 255 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:15,100 - Wait! - Wait? 256 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:18,130 For what? Let's get going. 257 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:24,110 Wait a minute. Wait a minute! I got an idea. 258 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:27,150 What if that kid down there turned himself around 259 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,110 and he sacrificed everything for another human being? 260 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:34,160 Charlie! A selfish kid like that would never make a supreme sacrifice. 261 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,160 But if he did, that would be a miracle. 262 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,140 Okay. Uh-huh. Oh, I see. 263 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:47,170 You're gonna show me a miracle that proves man is worth saving. Uh-huh. 264 00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:50,690 Okay. I like it, actually. 265 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,190 But on one condition. Her. 266 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,150 - Her? - Yeah. 267 00:22:56,190 --> 00:23:00,190 - The bank teller? - He has to make a sacrifice for her? 268 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,160 And she for him. 269 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:07,066 - But that's impossible. - Hey. You brought up miracle. I didn't. 270 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:10,400 And one more thing. I want it in two days. 271 00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:14,210 Two days? It took you six days to create the world. 272 00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:17,710 Very good, Earl. That's very good. 273 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,180 Okay, I'll give you a week 274 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,666 and don't ever say I wasn't generous! 275 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,500 What about the devil? 276 00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:32,230 - I say, what about the devil? - Oh, don't bother me with details! 277 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:37,240 You've got until midnight, one week from tonight. 278 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,250 Um, is that Pacific, Mountain or Eastern Standard time? 279 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:51,260 Hmm. Eastern Standard. 280 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:03,270 Freeze it! Rewind. 281 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:24,300 - Aaah! - Freeze it! 282 00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:35,810 Unfreeze. 283 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:38,590 Aaah! 284 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:41,290 Stop! 285 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:45,566 These two are going to have to sacrifice everything for each other? 286 00:24:46,226 --> 00:24:50,206 Ha! Marvelous. I shall soon have a full house, won't I? 287 00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,310 And, of course, I shall reserve 288 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:54,566 a very special place for you, my pretty. 289 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:59,360 - Get away from her. - Charlie boy! 290 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,360 Charlie boy. 291 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:09,360 Uh, look, Charlie boy. Let's have another little wager on this-- 292 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,370 on this flood business, shall we? 293 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,340 - I'll bet you dogs. - Dogs? 294 00:25:14,370 --> 00:25:18,370 Yes, dogs. I mean, if there is a flood, then you pitch in dogs as well. 295 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:23,380 Look. I haven't got any animals down there, but I've got a lot of 296 00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:27,390 very strange people that love... to kick dogs. 297 00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:32,350 Ah! 298 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,360 You make me sick! 299 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,400 Gonzales! I don't believe this. They still have you living like a pig? 300 00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:41,370 And Charlie's a bum. 301 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,410 Earl! He still drives a bus? 302 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:50,380 Earl. Fore! 303 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:52,466 I don't want nothin' you got. 304 00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:55,966 Well, I shall be needing a lot of extra help fairly soon. 305 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,266 As you fellows will all be out on the dole, 306 00:25:58,366 --> 00:26:00,433 perhaps we can strike a deal right now, hmm? 307 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,733 You like loose ladies, hmm? 308 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,410 - Ignore him. - Hmm? 309 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,440 Charlie boy, you like the ol' loose ladies? Hmm? Oh. 310 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,450 Well, if you change your mind, I've just taken a suite at the Plaza. 311 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:23,460 What a bummer! On top of everything else, now we got him to worry about. 312 00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:29,470 What did you expect? Him to sit idly by on the sidelines? 313 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:33,470 Boys, we've got a lot of work to do. 314 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,500 Let's get started. 315 00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:39,480 - Ah! - Rewind! 316 00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,233 Freeze it. 317 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,833 - Unfreeze. - There he is! 318 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:04,900 Come on! Get goin'! 319 00:27:05,510 --> 00:27:08,600 Hey! Here's your money! Come on! 320 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,300 Hey! Ya all right? 321 00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:21,233 Hey! 322 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:26,540 Hold it! Go! Drive! 323 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:33,520 What the hell? 324 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,550 Damn it! 325 00:27:38,570 --> 00:27:42,530 Forget the horn! The bus died. 326 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,070 Am I gonna have to pick this up in 2 weeks? 327 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:45,570 Not this time. 328 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,540 - Hey, man, leave the girl alone. - Hey, Laurie, I'm tired. 329 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:50,560 Aw, break my heart. 330 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:52,550 You think it's easy working with you all day? 331 00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:56,580 If you could move your legs as fast as you move your mouth, we'd be in business. 332 00:27:56,620 --> 00:28:00,600 - We're going two flights up. - Give me a break. 333 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,100 "Bank robber flirts and escapes with 15,000 smackeroos!" 334 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,560 "Debbie Wylder, an aspiring actress, 335 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,610 who studies at the Warren Robertson Theater Workshop, said the man was maniacal." 336 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,610 Bitch. 337 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:24,620 Debbie... Wylder. You wanna come up, please? 338 00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:30,640 Will you kinda settle down a little, please? 339 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,600 - Hi, Debbie. - Hi. 340 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,610 - How ya feeling? - Terrific. 341 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,640 Debbie, you had quite a scare yesterday, didn't you? 342 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,620 It was, um, terrifying. 343 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:47,620 Let the laughter go. That's just a nervous reaction. 344 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:51,150 Keep letting it go. Try to feel the real feelings behind it. 345 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,630 Let your arms relax. What I want you to do-- 346 00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:57,670 Go right back to that moment when the guy came into the bank. 347 00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,630 Really tell him what you were feeling. 348 00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:02,680 Come on, Debbie. Tell him. See him there just like he was. 349 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:05,680 - Recreate the moment. - Please don't hurt me. 350 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:08,650 I'll do anything you say. 351 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,650 - I can't do this. - Deborah, keep going. 352 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,690 Come on. You're just trying to avoid the real feelings. 353 00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:15,690 I feel like laughing. 354 00:29:15,730 --> 00:29:18,700 And another way to avoid what you really feel is to argue with me. 355 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:20,660 I'm not arguing with you, Warren. 356 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:24,660 Debbie, just don't talk for a minute and listen to me. 357 00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:28,710 This guy comes in and points a gun at you. Is that right? 358 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:30,710 I mean, it's really not much, is it? 359 00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:33,680 Just your life? 360 00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:36,720 So, come on. Put this guy out here and tell him off! 361 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,720 How dare you point that gun at me! 362 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,720 How dare you threaten to blow my brains out! 363 00:29:43,770 --> 00:29:47,700 You're acting, Debbie. Stop "acting." 364 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:51,740 You think you're a pretty hot shot with that gun in your hand, don't you? 365 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,750 But you're nothing but a cheap crook! 366 00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:58,720 You're a clown, an impotent joke. 367 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,720 An impotent joke? 368 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:04,750 Debbie, stop writing dialogue now, and let's feel. 369 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,720 I do feel. I am feeling! 370 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,770 Don't take it out on me. Take it out on this guy that had the gun on you. 371 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,770 Come on. Look at him and tell him this. 372 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:20,780 You moron. You imbecile! 373 00:30:20,810 --> 00:30:24,780 You bastard! You-- 374 00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:32,760 That's it! 375 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,790 - There he is! - Fine. Now, just see it through. 376 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:37,760 - See him! It's real! - There he is! 377 00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:40,810 - Just keep seeing him. That's it. - He's right there! 378 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,770 - That's right. Now really see him. - There he is! 379 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:47,310 - Tell him what you're really feeling. - No, he's right there! 380 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:50,820 - Somebody help me! - That's right! Scream for help. Come on! 381 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,790 Call the police! No! 382 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:56,790 Just let the feelings go. Let your body go. 383 00:30:56,820 --> 00:30:59,830 - That's right. Let the body go. - He was right there. 384 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:02,350 That's fine. Just let the body go. 385 00:31:02,390 --> 00:31:04,840 That's right. Just breathe. Just let go. 386 00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:06,800 Let your head go. 387 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,850 Let your head go. 388 00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:15,820 I wasn't-- 389 00:31:15,850 --> 00:31:19,820 - Unbelievable exercise. - Terrific. 390 00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:23,860 - I wasn't kidding. He was right there. - But that's the point! 391 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,870 He's right out there waiting for me now. 392 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:30,830 You'll be all right. Don't worry. 393 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,840 You want a Kleenex? Here. Blow your nose. 394 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,840 Listen, I know you guys were planning to go 395 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,880 straight to Fire Island, but would you come home with me 396 00:31:38,910 --> 00:31:41,890 and I'll pay for a cab for you to go to Grand Central? 397 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,410 We've got an 11:00 train to catch. 398 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,890 Oh, Ron. We'll catch a later one. 399 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,920 Hold it! 400 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,890 All clear. 401 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,930 - Hey, hey, hey! What is this? - An armoire. 402 00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:19,900 - You bought a stereo? - Yeah. 403 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,950 Hey, you bought all this stuff today? You sure that was just a little residual 404 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:24,460 or did someone in your family die, darlin'? 405 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:25,950 Come on, Ron. 406 00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:29,950 Check her bedroom. 407 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:35,960 Aaah! 408 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,930 Let go, you impotent joke! 409 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,940 - That's not funny. She's really upset. - Excuse me. 410 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:49,980 Listen. We have got to get to the beach by 9:00. I've got serious rays to catch. 411 00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,940 - You'll be okay in a little while. - Come on. 412 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,960 - Hey! Do you want to come with us? - No. It's fine, really. 413 00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:58,960 Wait a minute. That's not a bad idea. We could have a menage a trois. 414 00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:00,740 You could sleep on the couch. 415 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,490 No. It's fine, really. I appreciate it. Thanks. 416 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,000 Forget it. You should've seen me the night I broke through. I was a basket case. 417 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,866 Wasn't I? 418 00:33:06,966 --> 00:33:09,000 You were a basket case, babe. Come on. Let's go. 419 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,010 Bye. 420 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:33,000 Brando! You're a bad boy! 421 00:33:33,030 --> 00:33:37,040 How many times have I told you, "Not the sink, okay??" Now, get down. 422 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:44,010 Want something to eat? Huh? 423 00:33:44,050 --> 00:33:48,060 You're always hungry. You have the appetite of a dog. 424 00:33:48,090 --> 00:33:50,580 Here's your dinner. Here we go. 425 00:33:50,610 --> 00:33:53,060 Okay, now, where's your dish? 426 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:05,080 You're not starving, are you? 427 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:10,090 The window's the only way out. 428 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:16,060 - Operator. - Operator? 429 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:19,100 Is it really a good idea to bring the police into this? 430 00:34:19,130 --> 00:34:23,100 This is the operator. May I help you? Operator-- 431 00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:25,466 - Where's the money? - What money? 432 00:34:25,617 --> 00:34:27,300 - Get it. - I don't have it. 433 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:28,430 Get it. 434 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,080 Oh! 435 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,080 - I spent it. - On what? 436 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,466 Armoire. I bought a stereo. I had clothes to buy. 437 00:34:38,566 --> 00:34:40,400 When's the last time you went shopping? 438 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,700 - How much is left? - $3,000. 439 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,100 - How much? - What are you doing? 440 00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:48,130 - Oh, a nun. That's typecasting, isn't it? - Will you put those down? 441 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:53,866 Don't do that! They're irreplaceable. That's every play and everything I've ever done! 442 00:34:54,140 --> 00:34:56,110 Oh, irreplaceable, huh? 443 00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:58,150 - How much? - I told you. 3,000. 444 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,150 - How much? - All right. 5,000. 445 00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:02,670 5,000. I don't believe it. 446 00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:05,130 Okay. 8,600. 447 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,160 - 8,600. That's all there is. I swear. - 8,600? Get it. 448 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,140 - Get it! - You know I got fired because of you today? 449 00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:18,170 They fired me because you had the gall to rob my window. Can you believe that? 450 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:27,190 Ugh. These are terrible. 451 00:35:32,190 --> 00:35:36,200 8,600. Count it if you don't believe me. 452 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,170 You have some set of balls on you, you know that? 453 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,733 You would have done the same thing in my position. 454 00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:46,710 Right. 455 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,200 If you were a gentleman, you'd give me half of that. 456 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,220 I'm not. 457 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,230 Well, the least you can do is fix my door. 458 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,230 You're a clever girl. You figure it out. 459 00:35:57,230 --> 00:36:01,230 Where's my door knob? 460 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:24,260 - Don't do me any favors. - I won't. 461 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:27,240 Don't touch me! 462 00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:31,270 Do you want me to put it in or don't you? 463 00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:35,240 You see, the whole trick to this thing 464 00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:39,290 is that you've got to hold the nuts while you screw. 465 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:45,290 - What's going on out here? - Everything's fine, Mr. Chotiner. 466 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,633 Door knob fell off. We're just screwing it in. 467 00:36:48,933 --> 00:36:49,900 Who's he? 468 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,566 Nobody. - Nobody. 469 00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:58,270 See? Works fine. 470 00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:02,310 - It better. - Harry? Harry, the healing's starting! 471 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:05,280 - The word is "thank you." - Thank you? 472 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,320 You're welcome. 473 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,330 Let's not take the 7:00. We have to get up too early. 474 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,290 - Let's get the 9:00. - Let's take the 9:00. 475 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:14,330 That way we'll have a chance to get some sun on the beach! 476 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,330 - What happened? - We missed the last train. 477 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:20,340 - Oh, I'm s-- - Oh, you're very sorry. 478 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:23,310 Right. 479 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:26,310 - She doesn't give a damn. - Shh! 480 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:28,310 - I don't care if she hears me. - Well, I do. 481 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:32,360 Why should you? She's an idiot, for God's sakes. Why? 482 00:37:48,370 --> 00:37:52,350 - Do you wanna buy something? - Like what? 483 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:55,380 Anything. My armoire, my stereo. I'm broke. I need the cash. 484 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:56,178 Well, so do I. 485 00:37:56,178 --> 00:37:58,400 What do you mean? I just gave you $8,600. 486 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,011 Gave me? That was my money. 487 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,400 It was the bank's money! 488 00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:03,360 Announce it. Tell everybody. 489 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,900 What do you need so much money for, anyway? 490 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,400 My ears, okay? 491 00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:08,370 - Your ears? - Yeah, they're gonna slice'em off 492 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,410 if I don't come up with the difference between what you spent and gave me. 493 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,410 I suppose you're tryin' to tell me you're mixed up with the "underworld." 494 00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:17,410 I'm expected to believe that, I suppose, huh? 495 00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:19,380 I don't give a damn what you believe. 496 00:38:19,410 --> 00:38:21,380 They really cut off your ears, huh? 497 00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:23,430 Oh, you sound excited. Would you like to watch? 498 00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:25,430 Yeah, but I'll play it by ear. 499 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,390 Anyway, why are you in debt? 500 00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:30,833 Oh, I'm gonna tell you, right? 501 00:38:30,966 --> 00:38:33,440 You can tell me. You know you can trust me. 502 00:38:33,470 --> 00:38:37,440 - Oh, of course I can trust you. - Don't tell me. I don't care. 503 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:40,460 My invention. Check it out. 504 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:43,410 - Your invention? - Yes. 505 00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:44,300 Sunglasses? 506 00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:47,650 More than that. They're edible. Check it out. 507 00:38:48,450 --> 00:38:52,460 - You're insane! - Oh, come on. Taste it. Delicious. 508 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:56,470 They're great. 509 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,440 Ech! That's disgusting! 510 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:03,440 Tastes like shit! They're absurd! 511 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:07,480 That's what they said about the pet rock. It was a million-dollar industry. 512 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,480 I wouldn't buy a pet rock and I certainly wouldn't buy those. 513 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,000 - Anyway, don't they melt? - Slight oversight. 514 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,450 So, what else did you invent? 515 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,500 I revolutionized somethin' that's gonna revolutionize the pet industry. 516 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:22,500 - Do away with the flea collar. - Hmm. What is it, a yeast spray? 517 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,010 It's a yeast spray? Oh, it's so simple! 518 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,780 Yeah, well, good ideas are. Good night. 519 00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:32,480 - Taxi! - Oh, we're so touchy. 520 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:35,510 - And I was gonna buy you dinner. - Oh, really? With what? 521 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,040 I'll owe ya. 522 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:42,530 Come on. 523 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,510 Where to? 524 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:51,933 The Plaza. 525 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,566 - Hmm. - I'll take your drinks to the table. 526 00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:00,333 What? 527 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,550 Did you ever commit any other, uh-- 528 00:40:02,590 --> 00:40:04,520 - Crime? - Yeah. 529 00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:07,570 How do you think I got the materials to make the sunglasses? 530 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,530 I broke into the special effects department of a movie. 531 00:40:10,570 --> 00:40:13,530 Never told anybody that, so don't ever repeat it. You hear me? 532 00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:17,570 Look, after what we went through today, you really think I could tell anybody that? 533 00:40:17,610 --> 00:40:19,550 There's one thing I'll never do is break my word. 534 00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:23,580 - Hi, Debbie! How are you? - Oh, hi, Nicholas. How are you? 535 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:26,550 Great. Acapulco's great. We miss you. 536 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:30,590 - It's good to see you. - Good seeing you. 537 00:40:31,590 --> 00:40:33,600 - Debbie, darling! How've you been? - Hi, Bobby. How are you? 538 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:35,610 - Marvelous. - Good to see you. You look great. 539 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,560 - Yes, so do you. - Do you know what you want? 540 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,560 - No, but it seems you do. - It's not what you think. 541 00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:44,610 Who am I to judge? Come on. You're a beautiful girl. This is New York. 542 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,580 A lot of rich guys. Why not? 543 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,610 Did you know that one night, one guy actually 544 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:50,620 offered me $10,000 to sleep with him? 545 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:54,640 - Oh, really? What did you do? - Served him his dinner. 546 00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:58,630 - You worked here? - Yeah, before I was a bank teller, 547 00:40:58,670 --> 00:41:01,590 but I hate to be thought of as a waitress. 548 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,600 You're a snob. Somebody's gotta serve the food. 549 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,640 Yeah, but not me. I wanna work as an actress. 550 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,640 Believe me, you will. 551 00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:17,150 I haven't worked since I got here. 552 00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:19,620 Don't actors have dry spells? 553 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:22,620 Yes, but I'm beyond dry. I'm almost desiccated. 554 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:25,670 Almost. See? There's a little hope in this nice girl's life. 555 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:29,630 Yes, there is a little glimmer on the horizon. 556 00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:33,180 I'm praying I'm gonna get a callback for this Broadway show. 557 00:41:33,210 --> 00:41:36,680 I've auditioned for it five times. The part is perfect for me. 558 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:40,650 The first time my accent could work for me. 559 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,690 My agent says it's between me and two other girls. 560 00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:48,690 - What's the name of the show? - Carnaby Street. 561 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:56,710 To Carnaby Street. 562 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,720 So nice to see you, Mr. Beazley. 563 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:14,730 Please follow me. This way. 564 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:31,750 Ah, my good man, the cane on the chair, please. 565 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:36,760 Bon appetit. 566 00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:04,790 You Busby, the guy that called? 567 00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:06,760 Beazley. 568 00:43:06,790 --> 00:43:09,770 Who referred you? How'd you get my number? 569 00:43:09,810 --> 00:43:13,810 I have had your number, dear boy, since you were born. 570 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,820 Look. 571 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:29,830 Your mother's on the phone. 572 00:43:29,870 --> 00:43:32,800 Mmm! 573 00:43:32,830 --> 00:43:34,800 Hey! Stuart. I got something for you, man. 574 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,850 For her sake, I hope you do, because if you don't, I'm gonna cut her ears off. 575 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,850 What if l told you I had half the money. 576 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,850 I'll only cut off one ear. 577 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,830 Freeze it! 578 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:55,830 Oh, come on, Charlie. 579 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:59,880 Come on, old mate. You can't keep doing this, can you? It's unfair. 580 00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:03,880 - Let's set some guidelines. - There's something you should know. 581 00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:07,880 If there's a flood, he is bringing everyone up there. 582 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,860 - Hmm. - Don't laugh. It's true. 583 00:44:12,890 --> 00:44:14,860 There'll be no more people down here. 584 00:44:14,890 --> 00:44:17,890 You'll be reduced to having to teach evil to animals. 585 00:44:17,930 --> 00:44:20,300 - Charlie, you're peachy. - Well, think about it. 586 00:44:20,466 --> 00:44:23,866 Do you really believe he would willingly help you fill your place? 587 00:44:23,966 --> 00:44:26,400 Well, he is the one that's going to flood the world. 588 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:31,477 I suppose he must know what he's doing, mustn't he? 589 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,776 Beazley, I'm telling you the truth. 590 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,920 Both of us will be out of business if those two don't fall hopelessly in love. 591 00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:40,890 You sound frightened. I love fear. 592 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,930 Listen, you evil bastard. I'm telling you the truth! 593 00:44:48,930 --> 00:44:52,950 Charles. Language. Language. 594 00:44:53,950 --> 00:44:56,910 Do you want to set some rules? 595 00:44:56,950 --> 00:45:00,950 - You won't abide by rules! - No. I want to win without manipulation. 596 00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:04,980 You see, mankind is basically selfish, rotten and evil. 597 00:45:05,010 --> 00:45:08,930 - And I want to rub it right in his light. - Stop that! 598 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,960 Don't you understand, you fool? Both of us will lose in a flood. 599 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,960 Don't you understand, you fool? Both of us will lose in a flood. 600 00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:16,980 As you say, Charlie boy. No rules. Unfreeze! 601 00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:24,990 - Freeze! - This is ridiculous! Fast-forward. 602 00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:29,990 Freeze it! Rewind! 603 00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:35,000 - Freeze it! - Fast-forward! 604 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,970 Freeze it! Rewind! 605 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,010 Freeze it! Fast-forward. 606 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,010 Freeze it. Rewind. 607 00:45:44,050 --> 00:45:47,020 Fast-forward. 608 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:52,990 Temperamental, isn't he? 609 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:55,990 Charlie, stop abusing your powers. 610 00:45:56,030 --> 00:46:00,030 Hello, there, Governor! How are you doing? 611 00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:13,010 Stay calm, please! 612 00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:17,060 A pipe must have broken. 613 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,040 Please. No fighting! 614 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,090 Please, gentlemen, this is an elegant restaurant! 615 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,060 Oh, Charlie boy! 616 00:46:44,090 --> 00:46:45,590 I want my money! 617 00:46:45,590 --> 00:46:47,090 Hey! Come on, guys! Can't we talk about this? 618 00:47:40,966 --> 00:47:42,130 Who is it? 619 00:47:42,170 --> 00:47:43,133 Debbie, it's me. 620 00:47:45,170 --> 00:47:46,066 Good-bye. 621 00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:48,170 Please open up the door. I have to talk to you. 622 00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:51,180 - I have nothing to say to you. - Please open up the door. 623 00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:54,150 Look. What kind of a man are you, anyway? 624 00:47:54,190 --> 00:47:58,190 You just left me there. They were gonna cut my ears off, but what do you care, huh? 625 00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:00,160 You don't care about anybody but yourself. 626 00:48:00,190 --> 00:48:03,200 I - I ran away because I knew that they'd follow me. 627 00:48:03,230 --> 00:48:05,170 Ha! You ran away to save your own neck! 628 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,200 That's not true. I had the money. I knew that they'd come after me. 629 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:13,210 - What's that smell? - It's me. 630 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:21,220 Don't ask any questions. I don't have the answers. 631 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:25,900 Look, all I know is suddenly the place was flooded. Everybody started throwing food. 632 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,300 - That's all I know. - You're weird. You know? 633 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:32,133 - I mean, you are really weird. - Can I come in and tell you the rest? 634 00:48:32,230 --> 00:48:34,666 - Probably the weirdest guy I've ever met! - Please? 635 00:48:34,766 --> 00:48:38,240 I'm gonna end this relationship right now, okay? It's just masochistic. 636 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,100 Look. Before you end it, could I have a towel? 637 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:48,260 - Wait there. Okay? Don't move. - I'll drip right here. 638 00:48:48,290 --> 00:48:52,260 Good. 639 00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:00,240 - Thank you. - So what happened? 640 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:03,270 I don't know. The maitre d' said that a pipe broke. 641 00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:05,270 A pipe broke? 642 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,250 In your apartment? 643 00:49:10,290 --> 00:49:12,250 No, stupid. In the Plaza. 644 00:49:12,290 --> 00:49:16,300 I can't stand that guy. 645 00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:20,270 Now, what's going on? 646 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:23,300 Stuart grabbed the money, it went all over the place, and now I'm broke. 647 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:27,310 So what do you want? What did you come here for? 648 00:49:28,310 --> 00:49:32,310 - You wanted a towel, right? - That-- That's exactly the reason. 649 00:49:32,350 --> 00:49:34,280 That's it! 650 00:49:34,310 --> 00:49:38,330 This is interesting. It says that human intelligence hasn't changed in 10,000 years. 651 00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:43,330 Yeah, we're just as dumb now as we were then. We just know a few more facts. 652 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:50,340 How is it that I'm in there, hanging up your clothes, and you're-- 653 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:54,840 How is it that I'm in there, hanging up your clothes, and you're-- 654 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,340 I'm hanging up your washing, and you're lying there reading my book? 655 00:49:58,390 --> 00:50:01,870 Well, according to this book, it would be 656 00:50:01,910 --> 00:50:05,320 because men have larger brains than women. 657 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,370 You'd better read on, because it also says that it's relative to body size 658 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,370 and that a woman's brain is equal to, if not slightly larger, than a man's. 659 00:50:14,370 --> 00:50:16,870 - Good night. - Come on. 660 00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:19,150 - Oop! - Come on, Debbie. 661 00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:22,280 - Bedtime. - Don't go to bed. 662 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:25,380 It's time to sleep. Come on. 663 00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:31,400 - Aren't we having fun? - A wonderful time, but good night. 664 00:50:31,430 --> 00:50:33,910 - I heard your cat. - You did? 665 00:50:33,950 --> 00:50:36,400 - Yeah. It's outside. - You sure? 666 00:50:36,430 --> 00:50:40,400 - Definitely. - Poor Brando. 667 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:48,410 - I don't see him. - That's all right. He'll come back. 668 00:50:51,410 --> 00:50:55,430 Miss Wylder? 669 00:50:57,430 --> 00:51:00,390 Would you care to dance? 670 00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:04,440 I'm sorry, but, uh, I promised this dance to a gentleman. 671 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:06,410 Oh, well, then I guess I'll go home to the sewer. 672 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,410 Uh, but he's a little late, so I'll slum it for one number. 673 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,450 - What if you get your hands dirty? - Song's almost over. 674 00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:22,420 You smell good. 675 00:51:22,933 --> 00:51:24,733 - So do you... now. - Do I? 676 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,233 Oh. Now. 677 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,460 - Let me look. - Forget about them down there. 678 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:52,500 - Please. - Finish your apple. Don't eat it so loud. 679 00:51:52,530 --> 00:51:54,470 Shame on you. 680 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:58,510 But I was just seein' if everything's gonna be okay. 681 00:52:00,510 --> 00:52:04,510 - Mmm. You feel so good. - Mmm. Zack, don't do that. 682 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,020 It's no good. We're just drivin' each other crazy. 683 00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:09,520 I don't mind gettin' crazy. 684 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,530 I do. 685 00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:23,540 I'm not gonna make love. 686 00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:25,540 All right. Just don't stop touching me, okay? 687 00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:30,550 Oh. That's right. 688 00:52:31,550 --> 00:52:35,550 - You feel good. - Don't. Stop. 689 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,570 - You want me to stop? - Yes. No. 690 00:52:46,570 --> 00:52:49,550 Oh, God. 691 00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:52,550 No. We'll end up making love. 692 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,550 We won't do anything you don't wanna do. 693 00:52:55,580 --> 00:52:59,590 - That's a bad line. - It's not a line. I mean it. 694 00:52:59,630 --> 00:53:03,600 - You do? - I think so. 695 00:53:09,610 --> 00:53:12,610 - Hey, guys, you wanna take a look? - Yeah. 696 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:16,610 Well, you can't. 697 00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:25,590 I guess you're mad at me now 'cause I don't want to. 698 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:29,590 No. I think you're right. I wouldn't make love to me either if l were you. 699 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,640 No. I mean, I wanna make love to you, but-- I don't know. I'm glad you won't. 700 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,650 - Men are insane. - They're the scourge of the earth. 701 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,620 Look. If l had a daughter, I wouldn't let one near her. 702 00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:47,650 Okay? As a matter of fact, if someone like myself came to my door 703 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:51,660 to take my daughter out, I think I'd get a gun. 704 00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:56,670 There's plenty of time. I'm not goin' anywhere. 705 00:53:56,700 --> 00:54:00,670 I'm not leavin' New York. 706 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,690 You were so! You flirt with them. Every single time we go out, you flirt-- 707 00:54:12,730 --> 00:54:16,660 Oh. Sorry. Don't stop. Don't stop. 708 00:54:16,690 --> 00:54:17,690 Do you know how long it's been since this woman's done that? 709 00:54:17,690 --> 00:54:18,690 Oh, Ron! 710 00:54:18,730 --> 00:54:22,710 Just a second. Come back here! 711 00:54:28,710 --> 00:54:32,710 No. We never really got along. His friends tell me he's a great guy, but-- 712 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,690 He's really not bad. It's just that he's-- 713 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:41,720 I guess he was just disappointed in his only son and all that kind of thing. 714 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,730 - What did he want you to be? - Him. 715 00:54:44,770 --> 00:54:47,700 Oh. 716 00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:51,900 How about you? What did you do when you got here? Did you know anybody? 717 00:54:52,033 --> 00:54:54,330 No. I didn't know anybody. All I did know was 718 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,033 that I wanted to be an actress, a good one, 719 00:54:57,166 --> 00:55:00,250 and where I come from ambition is a rather dirty word. 720 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,750 So, one day I packed my bags, and the next day I was here. 721 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,730 Hmm. 722 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,760 - What? What are you thinking? - I don't believe you took that money. 723 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,730 You can't believe it. I can't believe it either. 724 00:55:13,770 --> 00:55:17,740 I mean, it was right there, and I needed the money, and, um-- 725 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:19,780 I still don't believe that I did it myself, but I always do things 726 00:55:19,810 --> 00:55:23,780 on the spur of the moment, and-- 727 00:55:28,790 --> 00:55:32,790 What's the matter with the horse? 728 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,760 She's old. 729 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:38,810 But, you know, I've had her for a long time. 730 00:58:28,030 --> 00:58:31,000 Oh! 731 00:58:31,030 --> 00:58:35,030 Zack, I've gotta get my messages, okay? 732 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:43,550 Debb, this is Milton. You got the final callback for Carnaby Street. 733 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:47,010 - Zack! - It's 10:00 this morning at the Palace. 734 00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:50,060 - 10:00? Oh, no! - Debbie, this is Milton. Where are you? 735 00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:54,060 - It's 2:30. Get over there by 3:00. - Zack, please. 736 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:57,070 - Oh, damn it! Milton? - Hello? 737 00:58:57,110 --> 00:58:59,090 - Milton, Debbie. - Great. 738 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,040 - What? - You blew it. 739 00:59:01,070 --> 00:59:02,570 I'm sorry. What happened? 740 00:59:02,570 --> 00:59:04,070 What do you think happened? You should have had the part. 741 00:59:04,110 --> 00:59:06,040 - You were better. - No. Come on! 742 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,040 - Forget it. - Can't they see me tomorrow? 743 00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:10,050 - It was a final callback. - You must be able to-- 744 00:59:10,090 --> 00:59:13,090 There's nothing I can do. I've had it with you. Good-bye. 745 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,060 Okay. 746 00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:19,100 - What happened? - It's cast. 747 00:59:19,130 --> 00:59:21,070 Really? 748 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:25,070 - There'll be other parts. - There won't be other parts! 749 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,600 You don't understand. I've been here eight months. 750 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,100 How many parts do you think there are 751 00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:32,120 for an Australian who's never worked a day in this town? 752 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:38,080 Oh, no! 753 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:42,100 Charlie, take a look. 754 00:59:42,130 --> 00:59:45,130 - Not at the apartment. - Down on the street. 755 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,100 Where is it? 756 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:51,140 It's apartment-- It's apartment eight. 757 00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:55,140 Hey, wait a minute. Who are you? 758 00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:59,110 - What do you want? - Yeah. Who are you? 759 00:59:59,150 --> 01:00:03,160 - What do you want? - I want you to get what's coming to you. 760 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,800 What do you want? A cut? How much? 761 01:00:09,366 --> 01:00:13,866 I want you, sunshine. I like you. 762 01:00:14,170 --> 01:00:15,600 I want him. 763 01:00:19,466 --> 01:00:21,900 I think you're despicable. 764 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,170 What now, Charlie? 765 01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:47,220 Well, you can't do anything. He's forbidden us to use our powers. 766 01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:50,180 - That's because you abuse them. - Boys. 767 01:00:50,220 --> 01:00:54,230 - Relax. Eat a marshmallow. - Forget the marshmallows. 768 01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,200 Hey. 769 01:00:56,230 --> 01:01:00,230 I understand missing chances. My whole life is a series of missed chances. 770 01:01:00,466 --> 01:01:02,200 Believe me. There'll be other parts. 771 01:01:02,330 --> 01:01:04,900 There won't be other parts. It's different for you. 772 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,210 - How? - You can create your own inventions. 773 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,240 I can't create my own parts. 774 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,240 My inventions? They're probably destroyed right now. 775 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:16,220 - I can't go home and find out. - Well, at least you have a home. 776 01:01:16,260 --> 01:01:19,260 Because of you, I was evicted. I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to live. 777 01:01:19,290 --> 01:01:21,260 You got more than me. You got all this stuff. 778 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,230 Oh, all this stuff? 779 01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:27,270 Why don't you take it then? Take all this! Take my armoire, TV and stereo and sell it. 780 01:01:28,270 --> 01:01:31,270 - I don't want it. - Suddenly you have ethics? 781 01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:33,240 - Yes, I have ethics. - What ethics? 782 01:01:33,270 --> 01:01:37,280 I keep trying. That's my ethic. I stay one step ahead of everybody. 783 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,300 Look. I don't wait for anybody to give me anything. 784 01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:43,810 Hey, things aren't going that well for me either. 785 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:47,300 I mean, I'm a gimmick man. I got novelties I make 786 01:01:47,330 --> 01:01:49,270 and most of them really suck. 787 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:52,300 But I'll tell you something. One day I'm gonna do something I'm definitely proud of. 788 01:01:52,330 --> 01:01:56,270 That's my ethic: to keep goin', 789 01:01:56,300 --> 01:02:00,310 which is exactly what I should do right now. 790 01:02:02,310 --> 01:02:06,320 Why couldn't they calm down and talk? They forgot they were having a wonderful time. 791 01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:10,330 - Where's the money? - I don't have it. 792 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:14,300 Get her! 793 01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:17,360 Where's my money? 794 01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:18,473 It's gone! 795 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,340 What do you mean, it's gone? I want my money! 796 01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:22,600 - I've got some money. - Get it. 797 01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:28,350 Cover him. 798 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,360 I like your doorbells. 799 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:42,370 Come on. 800 01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:47,340 Ten dollars? 801 01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:50,380 That's it. Didn't you guys get any at the Plaza? 802 01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:53,380 Boss, I think he's tellin' the truth. 803 01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:56,350 I am tellin' the truth. 804 01:02:56,390 --> 01:02:57,700 Gag him. 805 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,100 Yeah-- No. Boss, but I think he's tellin' the truth. Really. 806 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:06,400 You'll do what I tell you! Now, hold his mouth! 807 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,370 All right. Hold this! There you go. 808 01:03:11,410 --> 01:03:15,410 Take your 10 dollars and go. Get out of here. Quick. Take it. Get out of here! 809 01:03:15,450 --> 01:03:18,430 - What are you doing? - Don't be mad. 810 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:21,420 Don't be mad? You're gonna pay for this! 811 01:03:22,430 --> 01:03:25,390 Hey! 812 01:03:25,430 --> 01:03:29,430 Hold it right there. Let's go. Let's go. 813 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,440 You have the right to remain silent, refuse to answer any questions. 814 01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:37,410 Anything you say will be used against you in a court oflaw. 815 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:41,440 You know the rest. Let's go. In the car. Let's go, lady. You too. 816 01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:48,460 Hey, Sarge, you gonna tell 'em about the reward? 817 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:53,420 Thank you, sir. There will be a reward. 818 01:03:53,470 --> 01:03:57,470 No. Please, officer. I'm simply doing my duty as a good citizen. 819 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:01,470 Come on. 820 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:16,500 Come on. Give it up, Zack. I mean, they fired her because she flirted with you. 821 01:04:16,530 --> 01:04:19,460 You came away with nothing. She took the money. We figured that out. 822 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:23,470 But if you'll testify against her, we'll charge you as an accessory to the robbery. 823 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:27,510 I'll talk to the D.A., who's a friend, and I might be able to get you off on probation. 824 01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:32,510 Now, this is the last time I'm gonna make this offer, Zack. 825 01:04:33,510 --> 01:04:35,520 What do you say? 826 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,520 Just what I've been saying. I don't know what this is about. 827 01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:43,530 All right. I'll talk to her. And just watch how fast she makes a deal. 828 01:04:55,540 --> 01:04:57,520 Mmm-mmm. 829 01:04:57,550 --> 01:05:01,520 Okay, Debbie. Come on. 830 01:05:01,550 --> 01:05:04,520 - Hey, what you doin' with her, man? - Hey, where you takin' her? 831 01:05:04,550 --> 01:05:08,570 You said before you didn't know Zack before he came in to rob the bank. 832 01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:12,530 I didn't say I knew the man who robbed the bank. 833 01:05:12,570 --> 01:05:14,570 - We know it was Zack. - Then what do you want from me? 834 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,580 Shut up over there! 835 01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:22,550 Debbie, I wanna give you a chance 836 01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:26,580 to refute the allegations that Zack made against you. 837 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,590 Look, I've seen police shows, 838 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,600 and I know how you try and turn people against one another. 839 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,600 It's not gonna work with me. 840 01:05:38,610 --> 01:05:41,580 What you got? 841 01:05:41,610 --> 01:05:45,610 That Beazley fella says we should ask Zack about the special effects robbery. 842 01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:53,590 All right. 843 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,630 Just turn around and stare at her. 844 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:07,640 Man, she threw you to the sharks! We got more than we needed. 845 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,650 She didn't tell you anything. 846 01:06:10,650 --> 01:06:12,650 You know, it's funny. I mean, the police had given up 847 01:06:13,650 --> 01:06:17,150 on trying to figure out who pulled that special effects robbery. 848 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:23,033 You know, I meet women like her every day. 849 01:06:23,130 --> 01:06:25,500 She didn't care about you; only the money. 850 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,900 I just hope you didn't have any plans for the next 10 years. 851 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,233 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - You want to make a deal? 852 01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,433 - Yes. - Then you tell me the truth right now. 853 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:42,833 - Fine. - Good. 854 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:47,660 All right. She did take the money, okay? 855 01:06:47,690 --> 01:06:51,710 I went to her window at the bank. She gave me what I thought was the money 856 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:55,710 but when I got home, that bag was filled with envelopes and papers. 857 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:58,680 - She took it. - Okay. 858 01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:01,680 Come on, Debbie. Now, look. 859 01:07:01,710 --> 01:07:04,720 We don't wanna put you away, Debbie. We want him. 860 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,690 He thinks I made some kind of a deal. I didn't. 861 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,598 Now, I can get 'em to reduce the charges against you to embezzlement-- 862 01:07:10,590 --> 01:07:11,466 No. 863 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,730 "No"? Are you crazy? I'm off-- I'm offering you probation. 864 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:19,740 I got you either way, but if you identify him you don't go to jail. 865 01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:21,700 I've got nothing more to say. 866 01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:25,750 Debbie. Now, the next 10 years of your life are on the line. 867 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:30,750 Believe me. You don't wanna go to jail, be stuck behind bars, treated like an animal. 868 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:34,760 And when you get out, you'd be deported. Either way, you'll never see him again. 869 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,280 Look. Why are you so willing to sacrifice your entire life 870 01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:41,770 for a guy who doesn't give a damn about you? 871 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,730 I don't believe that. 872 01:07:43,770 --> 01:07:46,780 Look. He turned against you! 873 01:07:49,780 --> 01:07:52,750 Aw. Okay. 874 01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:55,790 Come on. Just come on. 875 01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:59,760 Claire! 876 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:03,790 You're a fool. 877 01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:08,770 But it's not fair. He wasn't going to betray her until Beazley interfered. 878 01:08:08,810 --> 01:08:12,800 The devil's always around to tempt man. Zack shouldn't have lost faith. 879 01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:17,300 But she didn't. She's going to jail rather than testify against him. 880 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,820 That's love. Even though she's furious, she won't turn on him. 881 01:08:20,850 --> 01:08:23,790 That's a sacrifice. That's half a miracle. 882 01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:26,790 - I want a whole miracle. - He'll come around. 883 01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:30,830 I know he will. Give us more time. Please give us one more week. 884 01:08:31,830 --> 01:08:34,800 - I guarantee he'll come around. - You're guaranteeing me? 885 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:38,850 Sorry. Tomorrow's the last night. At midnight, mankind is a memory. 886 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:55,860 Where is the assistant district attorney? Does he think we have all day? 887 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:09,390 Where did Charlie go? He said he'd be right back. 888 01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:12,890 I don't know where he went. Do you know where he went? 889 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,890 No. I don't know. 890 01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:23,900 Your Honor, may I approach the bench? 891 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:36,920 The cassette now is gone. Someone must have broken into the room and taken it. 892 01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:03,960 Hey, Debbie. I guess we got lucky that tape got lost, huh? 893 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,960 - I was lucky. You didn't need luck. - What are you talkin' about? 894 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,930 I told you I'd never break my word. 895 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,960 What do you mean? 896 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,970 It's just a shame that you can be tricked, isn't it, Zack? 897 01:11:36,347 --> 01:11:37,833 Come, now. It was a valiant effort. 898 01:11:39,690 --> 01:11:41,690 Well, she did come through for him, didn't she? 899 01:11:41,990 --> 01:11:43,990 But to get him to perform a great sacrifice... 900 01:11:44,090 --> 01:11:46,733 Well, that was unrealistic, wasn't it? 901 01:11:47,090 --> 01:11:51,100 All right. Let's drop the act. He wouldn't flood the world. 902 01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:57,600 I mean, where would everybody go? 903 01:11:57,650 --> 01:12:01,080 You suppose he'd give them to me? 904 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:05,120 I told you. He's going to bring everyone up. He's going to end life. 905 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:10,130 It'll be like man never existed, because no one will be here to remember him. 906 01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:23,140 Except you. 907 01:12:59,190 --> 01:13:03,200 When I think that she risked everything for me-- She could've gone to jail. 908 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:07,200 - She's incredible. - Sounds like a beautiful lady. 909 01:13:07,230 --> 01:13:10,200 - Do you love her? - Yes, I do love her. 910 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:12,170 Tell her. 911 01:13:12,210 --> 01:13:15,210 - You wait here for me, all right? - I'll be here for you. 912 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,180 Okay. 913 01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:21,180 Hey! Psst! 914 01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:23,730 - Hi. - You ready? 915 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,190 - Yeah. - Get in. 916 01:13:26,230 --> 01:13:29,230 Giddap. 917 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,240 Debbie, your chicken salad's up, and I think that table's ready to order. 918 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,260 Debbie. 919 01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:41,210 Yes? 920 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:44,210 - Can I talk to you? - I can't talk right now. 921 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:48,260 - What time do you get off? - Late. Too late for you. 922 01:13:48,290 --> 01:13:51,220 Well, we'll wait. 923 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:55,270 - "We"? - I brought the horse and buggy. 924 01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:01,560 Can I get an order to go? 925 01:14:01,660 --> 01:14:04,000 She takes the orders to go. 926 01:14:04,233 --> 01:14:06,966 You want an order to go? I'll get you a menu. 927 01:14:13,033 --> 01:14:16,000 - What happened? - Some guy just hit a poster shop. 928 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:20,125 Second robbery this week. You want an order to go? 929 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,100 No. 930 01:14:21,633 --> 01:14:23,800 - What's going on here? - There was a robbery. 931 01:14:23,830 --> 01:14:25,900 Look. Have you found Earl and Gonzales? 932 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:26,966 No! 933 01:14:27,066 --> 01:14:30,310 Ohh. What a time for them to disappear. 934 01:14:33,310 --> 01:14:35,310 I want you to get this area cleared out. 935 01:14:40,733 --> 01:14:44,330 Excuse me. Police. We have a gunman in the area, and I have to evacuate the premises. 936 01:14:52,340 --> 01:14:55,310 Let's go. 937 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:59,350 Clear the street. 938 01:15:11,370 --> 01:15:15,370 People coming out of the restaurant, this way, this way. 939 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,360 Debbie? 940 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:38,370 Get out of here, Zack. He's gonna kill me. 941 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,410 Come on. Look. You want her to stay alive? Come on. 942 01:15:44,410 --> 01:15:48,410 Come on. That's it. Come on. 943 01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:53,420 Come on. 944 01:15:58,430 --> 01:16:02,390 Come on! Go! 945 01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:06,440 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on! Get him back there. Get him back there. 946 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,410 - What are you gonna do, man? - Hey. Back behind the barricade. 947 01:16:12,450 --> 01:16:13,940 That's my girlfriend in there. What are you gonna do? 948 01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:15,420 Wait to hear his demands. 949 01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:17,450 Oh, just wait? That's it? 950 01:16:17,450 --> 01:16:19,450 What do you suggest we do? Go in there with guns blazing? 951 01:16:19,490 --> 01:16:23,470 Come on. Back behind the barricade, please. 952 01:16:30,470 --> 01:16:32,440 Charlie. 953 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:35,480 Why is it Ruth and I are the only ones who give a damn? 954 01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:38,450 Where have the two of you been? 955 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:42,480 - We went up to talk with him. - You did? 956 01:16:42,530 --> 01:16:46,500 We begged him for more time. He said no. 957 01:16:56,510 --> 01:17:00,510 Well, he wants $11.48 and a chopper to fly him to Newark. 958 01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:03,540 Eleven dollars and 48 cents? Newark? 959 01:17:03,570 --> 01:17:06,490 - Who's in Newark? - His mother. 960 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:10,520 His mother? That's terrific. We got another "looney tunes" on our hands. 961 01:17:11,530 --> 01:17:13,030 Just what the city needs. 962 01:17:13,030 --> 01:17:14,540 He's giving us one hour to meet his demands. 963 01:17:14,570 --> 01:17:18,540 - Or what? - He's gonna kill that waitress. 964 01:17:37,570 --> 01:17:41,570 - Off! Get him off the roof! - Get him off, man! 965 01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:45,540 Please get him off! 966 01:17:45,570 --> 01:17:49,580 All right. All right. Off, everybody! Get them off! Clear everyone off that roof! 967 01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:52,580 Everybody! Clear them! Evacuate the rooftops. 968 01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:56,580 Clear everyone off that roof! 969 01:17:57,590 --> 01:18:01,600 We're going up to the roof, and if anybody surprises him on the way, I'm dead! 970 01:18:01,630 --> 01:18:05,600 There'll be no surprises. 971 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,600 - We cleared positions. We're off the roof. - That's good. Okay. 972 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,640 - Let's just wait him out. - I don't agree. We have no cover from here. 973 01:18:34,670 --> 01:18:37,200 - I said we'll wait him out. - You can't wait him out. 974 01:18:37,304 --> 01:18:39,733 Would you get him behind the barricade? 975 01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:44,620 The helicopter! Where is it? Please get it! 976 01:18:44,650 --> 01:18:47,620 It's coming! It's coming. 977 01:18:47,650 --> 01:18:51,660 - Is there a helicopter? - What? Are you kidding? 978 01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:56,670 No! No! Go get him! 979 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:22,660 Let go of me! 980 01:19:22,710 --> 01:19:25,710 No! No! No! 981 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:57,750 Take him out. 982 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:20,780 No! 983 01:20:31,790 --> 01:20:35,800 Zack? Zack! Zack. Oh, Zack. 984 01:20:37,810 --> 01:20:38,810 Zack? Zack! Zack. Oh, Zack. 985 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,770 Zack, no. Zack. Zack. 986 01:20:41,810 --> 01:20:45,820 No! No, Zack! I'm here with you. 987 01:20:51,820 --> 01:20:55,820 - You okay? - Yeah. 988 01:21:00,830 --> 01:21:04,840 - I'm sorry. - No. Zack. No. 989 01:21:07,850 --> 01:21:10,810 You saw him fall. He had to have been killed. 990 01:21:10,850 --> 01:21:14,850 Where's the body? Where the hell did it go? Sergeant you check the stairway. 991 01:21:16,850 --> 01:21:19,860 You come with me. We'll check the other side of the roof. 992 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:22,830 No! No! 993 01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:26,860 No! Oh, Zack! 994 01:21:27,860 --> 01:21:31,880 Oh, no! 995 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,890 Zack, I love you. 996 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:53,900 Zack! 997 01:21:53,940 --> 01:21:57,910 Zack. 998 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,890 Yeah. 999 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:07,920 Very tricky. 1000 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,930 - Man. - Zack. 1001 01:22:17,930 --> 01:22:21,450 What happened? 1002 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:24,950 You were shot. 1003 01:22:30,950 --> 01:22:33,960 - I don't understand. - I don't either. 1004 01:22:33,990 --> 01:22:37,960 Zack, hold me. 1005 01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:45,970 I'll be right back. 1006 01:22:46,010 --> 01:22:49,940 Ohh. 1007 01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:53,990 - Did I hear you say that you love me? - You did. 1008 01:22:54,990 --> 01:22:58,990 I love you. I love you. I love you. 1009 01:23:13,010 --> 01:23:17,020 You're crazy. 1010 01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:24,020 Those don't belong to me. 1011 01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:28,030 Oh. 1012 01:23:50,060 --> 01:23:53,030 Bruno! Bruno! What happened? 1013 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:57,070 - You're not gonna believe it. - Try me. 1014 01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:16,090 Hey. Can you spare a cigarette? 1015 01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:21,100 - Don't smoke. - You read? 1016 01:24:28,110 --> 01:24:32,120 - Do I know you? - Course you do. 1017 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:38,130 Hmm. 1018 01:24:39,130 --> 01:24:43,100 - Where'd he go? - I don't know. 1019 01:24:43,130 --> 01:24:45,130 God. This has been a crazy week. 1020 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:49,140 It sure has. 80473

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