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‐ So, I ask you again.
Are you drugging us?
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‐ It's called microdosing
and it's perfectly safe.
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‐ You could go to jail for this.
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‐ You know, some drugs,
they can really help‐‐
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help people.
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‐ They're watching us.
YAO: And the threats.
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They wouldn't be coming
from you, would they?
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‐ Why would I want to threaten Masha?
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She's the fucking greatest.
‐ You get violent.
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‐ Yeah. [laughs] You know.
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LARS:
Tomorrow's your 21st birthday.
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It's his 21st birthday.
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‐ We weren't close.
LARS: Oh, I don't believe that.
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‐ Many of us have actually been
damaged by other people.
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[Frances grunting]
‐ I'm a drug addict.
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I got two kids that don't talk to me.
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I got a career that ended
in a blink. Why am I here?
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WOMAN: No, no, no! No! No!
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ZACH:
Just two comments, one question.
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First, happy birthday.
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Second, not your fault.
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Okay, now for my question.
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Why do you keep telling people
we weren't close?
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‐ You're not real. You're not real.
You're not real. You're not real.
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ZACH: Uh... [scoffs]
I'm standing right here, Zoe.
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See? You couldn't do that with a ghost.
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Hey. You can hug me now.
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‐ This is so fucked.
ZACH: Well, yeah,
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it could be so fucked.
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It could be a dream,
it could definitely be the...
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I don't know,
smoothie you had at dinner.
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The point is I'm here. Okay?
What did Dad always say?
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[imitating Napoleon]:
"Celebrate every moment, big or small,
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'cause the moment may not last."
[laughing]
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[normal voice]:
Now I do need you to listen
to me very, very closely, okay?
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‐ [sobs] Okay. What? What? What?
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‐ Don't tell people
we weren't close. Okay?
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You're my only legacy
other than... you know.
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‐ I miss you every single day.
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Every single day.
‐ I know.
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‐ I'm so lonely.
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I didn't know
what it felt like to be lonely
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because I always had you.
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‐ I know.
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‐ Zach?
HEATHER: Zoe?
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Oh, hey. Listen, I‐I heard a noise.
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And I heard you talking.
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‐ Yeah, I guess
I was just talking to myself.
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‐ What about?
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‐ I miss him.
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‐ Happy Birthday.
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‐ This is gonna be rough.
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‐ You think?
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We can do this.
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‐ The trauma that you've witnessed...
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I should have been more attentive to you.
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But you're so strong, I forget.
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I'm still a work in progress, you know.
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Forgive me, my loves.
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Happy birthday.
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♪ You better wake up ♪
‐ Oh! [laughs]
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‐ ♪ Cause I need a man ♪
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♪ And my heart is set on you ♪
HEATHER: Whoo!
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‐ ♪ Better wake up ♪
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LARS: Happy Birthday.
‐ Thank you.
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‐ Okay. Was it just me
or did anybody else dream
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a tad more vividly last night?
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NAPOLEON: [chuckles loudly] Oh yeah!
‐ Because mine were, uh...
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NAPOLEON: No, I had... I had...
I had an amazing dream.
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LARS: Yeah?
‐ I was a Beatle.
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HEATHER: Hmm.
ZOE: Hmm.
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‐ I kid you not, one of the Fab Four.
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I was playing at Shea Stadium
in front of the sold‐out 50,000 people.
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‐ Hold on, you were a Beatle?
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NAPOLEON: What? Yeah, I was.
I could feel what it was like
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to actually be a Beatle.
[crowd cheering]
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Whatever's in these, Dee,
keep them coming, all right?
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‐ Okay.
[laughter]
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TONY: Which Beatle?
‐ Thank you.
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NAPOLEON: I think I was John.
I mean, I never saw myself,
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but John wasn't there and I was
singing a ballad with Paul.
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Shall I sing a verse for you now?
‐ No!
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LARS: Hell no.
‐ Please, yes!
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‐ No, it was beautiful,
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I tell you. You know what we were singing?
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We were singing Something,
which is, uh...
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That's a George song, technically.
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I had dream logic, I suppose.
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But we‐‐ we found
these wonderful harmonies.
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‐ That was my wedding song.
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[chuckles] I guess that triggered me.
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I don't know why.
It was a beautiful wedding,
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and it's... [exhales heavily]
...it's a lovely song.
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‐ Forks don't lie.
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DELILAH: Okay, let's get this out for you.
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And, uh... nope. Nope.
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Here we you go. That's all you need. Okay.
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‐ Spoon. For... cereal.
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‐ Morning.
TONY: Hey.
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FRANCES: Sorry I'm late, if I am late.
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You know, I still have a bit
of a morning head.
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Maybe‐‐ maybe I'm too well‐rested.
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Is this just, um... straight up
or is it laced with something?
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‐ It's just oatmeal.
‐ Just oatmeal.
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DELILAH: Yeah. Okay.
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Okay, team, listen up!
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Let's quickly go over today's schedule.
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‐ Wait, wait, I want to hear Lars's dream
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'cause it sounded good.
‐ Oh no.
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JESSICA: Come on,
you can't just waltz in here
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talking about your dream and...
‐ Come on.
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JESSICA: Say your dream!
TONY: Say your dream!
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Say your dream!
JESSICA: Say your dream!
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LARS: Okay, fine. Fine, Fine, fine, fine.
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If you must know...
TONY: That was easy.
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LARS: I gave birth.
JESSICA: Ah!
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BEN: What do you mean, you gave birth?
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‐ Just as I said.
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And you were all there.
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It was quite insane but,
hmm, it was kind of beautiful.
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[grunts]
TONY: Push! Push!
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‐ You gave birth. Baby birth.
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‐ No epidural. I'm tougher than I look.
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‐ And we were all there?
‐ You especially, Tony.
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Seems that you were the father.
[Napoleon laughs]
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JESSICA: Aww!
‐ All right.
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‐ I can still see it, like vividly.
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Beautiful baby boy. [chuckles]
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And, um... you know what, Tony?
You cried like a baby yourself.
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You had a son. You kept saying
you never thought
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you'd see the day, and...
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you began to weep.
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‐ You're a fucking lunatic,
you know that, Lars?
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‐ Yeah, I know. It's always good
to get a second opinion though. I think.
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YAO: Hey, Frances.
‐ Hi, Yao!
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YAO: Hi, hi. Um... You have a visitor.
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‐ I do?
YAO: And they've...
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come all the way from Canada.
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‐ Did you say Canada?
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YAO: Yes. Yeah. Um...
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‐ Yeah.
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YAO: Should I take you to him?
‐ Yeah. Yeah.
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‐ How do I even begin to say I'm sorry?
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‐ You don't, Paul.
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‐ Frances.
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‐ Oh, Jesus. You said you were 6'1.
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You just started lying
right out of the gate.
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‐ Well, I didn't lie about my loving you.
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‐ What about Ari?
Did he really need surgery?
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Do you even have a son?
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Or is that just part
of the scam to get my money?
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‐ I thought you might say that,
so I brought a check here.
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Payment in full, plus interest.
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I've been trying to reach you for days.
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And when you wouldn't respond,
I hopped on a plane.
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Your agent said I could find you here.
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‐ Well, they confiscate our phones here,
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so I have no way of knowing
if you actually were trying
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to contact me.
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I don't understand why you just
went silent.
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I sent you the money,
and then it's just like...
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you just fell off the face of the Earth,
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which is why I assumed you were...
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were scamming me and were a fake.
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PAUL: Ironic.
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I became convinced that you were the fake.
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‐ Me, why?
[Paul clears throat]
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‐ Well, how do I say this? Um...
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I read your books. All of them.
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There's not a hint of truth
to be found in any of them.
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They're so gimmicky.
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‐ What?
‐ Yeah, I mean, you don't dig in.
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You just take a little bit of romance
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and a topical cocktail of your choice,
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sexism, ageism, racism, ableism.
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There's no story at all.
There's just "isms."
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‐ That's not what I do! That's not‐‐
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that's not what you do
when you write a whole st‐‐
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I don't have to explain this
to you, but it's not what I do.
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Are you saying that you ghosted me
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because you didn't like my books?
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‐ I couldn't stand your books.
I don't know how anyone
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could possibly stand your books.
And I panicked.
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I thought, "Oh my God, I've fallen in love
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with a total and utter hack."
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I came all the way here,
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at considerable expense
to myself, to prove otherwise,
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that you're worthy of my love.
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That you're a significant,
dimensional being,
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albeit someone who literally
just cannot write a lick.
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Frances, things could have been
so good between us.
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If only I hadn't have read your...
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‐ Kill him.
PAUL: ...dreadful books.
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‐ Do it. Now.
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[indistinct chatter]
TONY: I think she needs some water.
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JESSICA: Babe, wake up.
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[Frances coughs]
JESSICA: Oh!
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I think maybe you're giving her,
like, too much of that stuff
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or...
FRANCES: I'm okay.
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It's just‐‐ I suddenly got so sleepy.
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TONY: [sighs] Yeah.
FRANCES: Did you guys get sleepy?
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‐ Uh, maybe we start
to reduce your dose, yeah?
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‐ Oh, you think maybe, Yao?
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‐ Never mind.
‐ Fuck "never mind," man.
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She just passed out in her breakfast.
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FRANCES: I may not be feeling
a hundred percent.
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What is that on my... face?
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‐ It's oatmeal.
‐ Oatmeal.
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FRANCES: Why is there oatmeal on my face?
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‐ 'Cause you took a header
into your breakfast.
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‐ Oh, well I'm sure that I'm okay. Right?
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Did I have a visitor come see me?
Did that actually happen?
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‐ No, we don't allow visitors, Frances.
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‐ Okay. Well, then I must have
been hallucinating is all,
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'cause I also thought that
you had given birth to a baby.
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‐ No, that part did happen. In my dreams.
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‐ [chuckles] Tony was the father.
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‐ Enough already, okay?
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FRANCES: I don't think I'm feeling great
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'cause I'm finding this very confusing.
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TONY: Yeah, okay, come on,
I'll take you to your room.
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‐ No, I'll take her.
‐ No, it's okay.
You've done enough.
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‐ Oh, fuck off, Tony.
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TONY: Okay, well, uh,
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that's not exactly appropriate
therapist behavior,
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but we'll table it. Come on.
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‐ Was it at least Quaker Oats?
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Because that's my favorite oatmeal.
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TONY: Yeah, come on.
FRANCES: You know,
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I lost my virginity to a Quaker.
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‐ Hey, inside voice. Come on.
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FRANCES: He was very tender and loving.
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‐ Oh. Yeah.
‐ You know, he was almost mushy.
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‐ Okay, come on. Come on.
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‐ Like his oatmeal.
TONY: Okay, come on,
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let's go to bed. I mean...
FRANCES: What?
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‐ ...let's go to your room.
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‐ How much are you giving her?
[Tony speaks indistinctly]
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Oh, wait. Don't tell me.
I should fuck off too, right?
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‐ Hm. I think I will share
a quote from Maya Angelou,
241
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if you don't mind.
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"Today is a wonderful day.
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I have never seen one like this before."
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‐ Ah. Fabulous quote, Dee. Fabulous.
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CARMEL: Bye, Delilah.
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TONY: Oh, it got back there. I got it.
[Frances chuckles]
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FRANCES: You know, I could do this myself.
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I mean, I like‐‐ I like you doing it,
249
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but for the record...
‐ Okay.
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FRANCES: I'm capable.
‐ I got you.
251
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‐ I... just can't believe
how real it seemed.
252
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You know, he was just there.
253
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Paul was standing there in front of me
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and brought me flowers.
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But, you know.
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‐ But‐‐ but what?
257
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‐ There was a lot of truth
in what he said about my books.
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Just shallow takes on,
you know,
259
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whatever the flavor
of the moment is and I...
260
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just shove some romance into it.
261
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They're hollow.
262
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Maybe I'm hollow.
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But he was right, I can't write.
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‐ Hey. Hey, look at me.
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You can write.
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Look at me, I know you can write. Okay?
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I mean, I‐‐ I've... I read a snippet.
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It was good shit.
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‐ You may not play football now,
but‐‐ but you could.
270
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I bet you were really something.
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But me, I never have been.
272
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I think I'm gonna vomit.
273
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‐ What?
274
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Oh. Oh, you're gonna vomit.
Oh, I'm gonna go.
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[Frances retches]
Oh sh...
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FRANCES: Thank you.
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‐ Hi, Dee.
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‐ You asked to see me?
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‐ Mm‐hmm. Sit, please.
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I hear you told Tony to fuck off.
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‐ I'll apologize.
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‐ Apologies are good.
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And I think I owe you an apology.
284
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Recently, I've been meditating,
I've been, uh...
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seeing your face.
286
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What you went through with Connelly.
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I underestimated the trauma
that you have been through, Dee.
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I am sorry for that.
‐ I'm fine.
289
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MASHA: Are you back on your dosage?
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
291
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‐ Withdrawals from psilocybin,
they can render you dangerous.
292
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‐ [chuckles] Meaning what?
293
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You think I'm the one
sending you death threats?
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‐ Dee.
295
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:22,205
We are on the precipice
of something great.
296
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Stay with me, stay together here, yeah?
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Mm. Tell me, what do you need?
‐ I'm fine.
298
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‐ You're fine? Hm. Mm‐mm.
299
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Talk to me.
‐ Okay.
300
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MASHA: Hm.
301
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‐ Actually... [exhales]
302
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I need you to stop fucking Yao.
303
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‐ You think he's capable
of making that adjustment?
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‐ [scoffs] I don't know.
305
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That's why I need you
to make that adjustment for him.
306
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‐ And are you capable
of making that adjustment?
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‐ I am.
308
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MASHA: Hm.
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‐ I think so. [chuckles]
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‐ I'm proud of you.
You came here, you were broken,
311
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:33,068
and now, go ahead.
You know what you want.
312
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You say what you want.
‐ I had help.
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Hm.
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Masha, Yao can't ever know.
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‐ Well, he's never gonna know.
316
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He never did know.
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He never will know.
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ZACH: Mom!
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Mom!
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LARS: Wow, that was good.
Straight from the diaphragm.
321
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‐ Oh, yeah. Even better.
Like you were giving birth.
322
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‐ Oh, shut up. Very funny.
323
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ZOE: You want to talk about that?
324
00:21:45,098 --> 00:21:46,474
‐ No, what's there to talk about?
325
00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,643
It was just a crazy, drug‐induced dream.
326
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‐ Oh, come on, Lars.
327
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:52,105
You obviously have a thing about babies.
328
00:21:53,148 --> 00:21:55,317
‐ It's what broke up my relationship.
329
00:21:56,943 --> 00:21:58,695
Ray wants to have a child
330
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and his sister even volunteered
331
00:22:00,322 --> 00:22:02,157
to be the surrogate. I just...
332
00:22:03,325 --> 00:22:05,535
I don't go there.
‐ Why not?
333
00:22:05,535 --> 00:22:08,371
I mean, you know, besides overpopulation
334
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and imminent apocalypse.
335
00:22:09,998 --> 00:22:13,585
‐ I just think the world
is a tough place for a kid right now.
336
00:22:15,378 --> 00:22:17,881
‐ Was it a tough place for you as a child?
337
00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:20,926
Ah.
338
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:23,720
‐ I was bullied, though.
339
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,890
I knew very early on that I was gay.
340
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,683
As did the other kids.
341
00:22:29,559 --> 00:22:33,230
As did my father. [inhales]
342
00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:35,941
He actually blamed my mother. [chuckles]
343
00:22:35,941 --> 00:22:38,026
Her genetic tide pool.
344
00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:40,779
It was not in his DNA
to have a homosexual child.
345
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Certainly not.
346
00:22:42,322 --> 00:22:43,281
‐ Jesus.
347
00:22:44,658 --> 00:22:47,619
‐ And then, in the end, he left her.
348
00:22:48,662 --> 00:22:52,666
Though I‐I suspect he was more fleeing me,
349
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his genetically flawed offspring.
350
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,519
‐ Zach came to me last night.
351
00:23:13,353 --> 00:23:14,396
LARS: What?
352
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,107
‐ Yeah. I was in my bathroom
353
00:23:17,107 --> 00:23:18,775
and he just appeared.
354
00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:22,654
And it wasn't a dream, he was there.
355
00:23:23,154 --> 00:23:27,075
He was as real as he ever was.
[chuckles]
356
00:23:28,118 --> 00:23:29,911
‐ Did you tell your parents about this?
357
00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:35,292
‐ No, I figured they couldn't
handle it, you know.
358
00:23:36,293 --> 00:23:38,837
Fragile day. So...
359
00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:42,173
‐ Yes, but you shouldn't be
alone with this.
360
00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:44,718
‐ I'm not alone.
361
00:23:54,311 --> 00:23:57,022
‐ Don't be ridiculous.
‐ Oh, yeah.
362
00:23:57,022 --> 00:23:58,940
YAO: [chuckles] It's very safe.
363
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,650
‐ Doesn't look very safe, Yao.
364
00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:03,486
‐ Hey, it's gonna be‐‐
it's gonna be a rush.
365
00:24:03,486 --> 00:24:05,864
It'll be fabulous, honey.
366
00:24:05,864 --> 00:24:08,033
‐ I don't feel like doing fabulous today.
367
00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:10,035
‐ Oh, come on, please? We're here, right?
368
00:24:10,035 --> 00:24:11,369
What's the worst that can happen?
369
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:15,832
‐ Team. I know this is a difficult day.
370
00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:19,044
Your son's 21st birthday.
‐ Don't speak of my son.
371
00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:22,672
‐ Stop it. Jesus Christ.
It's his birthday. It's happy!
372
00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,258
Can't you just be‐‐ just be happy?
373
00:24:25,884 --> 00:24:26,927
Ever?
374
00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:31,014
‐ You want to jump, Napoleon?
375
00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:36,728
You jump. Fine.
Go ahead. Do it.
376
00:24:42,484 --> 00:24:44,444
Oh my God!
377
00:24:52,244 --> 00:24:54,913
YAO: You okay, Napoleon?
NAPOLEON: I'm good! I'm fine!
378
00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:57,415
I'm totally fine. [laughs]
379
00:24:57,415 --> 00:25:00,669
‐ Fucking hell.
NAPOLEON: Whoo! [laughs]
380
00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:20,272
‐ Hey, yeah. Yeah, it's going. [exhales]
381
00:25:20,272 --> 00:25:22,983
Whether it's according to plan
or not, but it's going.
382
00:25:24,109 --> 00:25:27,571
Oh, she's dosing us. Yeah.
383
00:25:32,117 --> 00:25:33,952
HEATHER: Are you sure?
NAPOLEON: I promise you.
384
00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:36,204
HEATHER: Okay.
‐ I wouldn't steer you wrong.
385
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:39,124
I mean, okay, I would, but‐‐ but on this,
386
00:25:39,124 --> 00:25:42,544
it is so exhilarating.
Such a shot of adrenaline.
387
00:25:42,544 --> 00:25:43,879
Of life!
388
00:25:44,754 --> 00:25:46,798
‐ I'm terrified.
‐ That's part of it, isn't it?
389
00:25:46,798 --> 00:25:49,050
You do something that scares you.
390
00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:51,261
It's like the John Burroughs quote:
391
00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:53,305
"Leap and the net shall appear."
392
00:25:53,305 --> 00:25:55,599
It means take that plunge, go for it.
393
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:56,975
I remember this mountain climber‐‐
394
00:25:56,975 --> 00:25:59,644
‐ Napoleon, shut up!
I'm up here. It's happening.
395
00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:04,399
‐ It is.
‐ It is very safe.
396
00:26:04,399 --> 00:26:05,442
‐ Okay.
397
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:13,742
‐ Oh, it‐‐ it helps to scream.
Don't forget to scream.
398
00:26:13,742 --> 00:26:15,327
‐ Hurry up.
NAPOLEON: On three.
399
00:26:15,327 --> 00:26:16,286
One.
400
00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:18,747
Two.
HEATHER: God!
401
00:26:19,372 --> 00:26:21,875
‐ Three!
[Heather screams]
402
00:26:32,135 --> 00:26:36,514
[gasps] Oh my God!
‐ See?
403
00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:40,060
‐ Fuck you.
‐ I told you.
404
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:42,479
‐ Amazing.
‐ I told you. It was amazing.
405
00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:44,439
Do you wanna do it again?
406
00:26:44,439 --> 00:26:46,233
‐ No!
‐ No? Oh, come on.
407
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:54,658
‐ ♪ What makes me think about you? ♪
408
00:28:03,101 --> 00:28:04,519
BEN:
Thank you for bringing me here.
409
00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:06,396
JESSICA: [chuckles] What?
410
00:28:06,396 --> 00:28:07,898
BEN: I love this place.
411
00:28:09,065 --> 00:28:11,484
‐ [laughs] You're on drugs.
412
00:28:11,484 --> 00:28:13,528
‐ Yeah, I love Masha too.
413
00:28:14,487 --> 00:28:16,656
There's just something
about her. You just...
414
00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:18,909
You know, you feel safe with her.
415
00:28:21,286 --> 00:28:23,288
‐ I know what you mean.
416
00:28:23,288 --> 00:28:24,873
‐ Just make you wanna surrender.
417
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:29,544
‐ Sometimes I just wish we could
surrender all the money.
418
00:28:30,295 --> 00:28:31,963
I really hate that money.
419
00:28:33,798 --> 00:28:35,383
‐ There's just no going back, right?
420
00:28:35,383 --> 00:28:37,344
‐ Hmm.
‐ I mean, unless...
421
00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:42,098
‐ Unless what?
‐ [inhales] What do you say
422
00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:44,935
we go all "Two Bunch Palms” on each other.
423
00:28:45,685 --> 00:28:46,853
Like the old days.
424
00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:50,607
I still remember
the first time I asked you out.
425
00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:52,817
We were in high school.
426
00:28:53,944 --> 00:28:57,280
‐ I got goosebumps.
‐ I was so nervous.
427
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:01,034
‐ I still get goosebumps.
‐ I do miss my old life.
428
00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:02,285
Our old life.
429
00:29:03,662 --> 00:29:05,205
‐ It's all there.
430
00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:10,460
We just got to dig it out.
[Ben chuckles]
431
00:29:28,228 --> 00:29:29,521
FRANCES: Whatcha doing?
432
00:29:38,405 --> 00:29:39,906
Gonna throw it out there one more time.
433
00:29:39,906 --> 00:29:43,159
What are you doing?
‐ [inhales] Sorry, I was‐‐
434
00:29:44,327 --> 00:29:45,537
I was meditating.
435
00:29:46,246 --> 00:29:49,499
‐ I didn't think you, uh,
kinda went for that stuff.
436
00:29:49,499 --> 00:29:50,959
‐ Seem to be going for a lot of stuff
437
00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:54,629
that I never thought possible.
[inhales, exhales]
438
00:29:54,629 --> 00:29:59,134
‐ Okay, well. I'll bite. Like what?
439
00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:01,636
TONY: Well, like this place, for starters.
440
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,599
I mean, what the fuck? [chuckles]
441
00:30:07,726 --> 00:30:09,895
But I am off the oxys.
442
00:30:12,397 --> 00:30:13,607
And more importantly,
443
00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:16,192
the oxys weren't just for my knee.
444
00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:20,405
I've been numbing a lot of shit
for a lot of years.
445
00:30:20,947 --> 00:30:23,074
And now here I am, facing it all, and...
446
00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:27,287
I'm doing it off the drugs.
I'm not having the best time.
447
00:30:28,455 --> 00:30:33,793
‐ Look I know I was fairly
out of it this morning, but...
448
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,755
I still noticed that you got
449
00:30:37,589 --> 00:30:40,967
very upset about Lars's, you know,
450
00:30:40,967 --> 00:30:44,054
imaginary hallucination baby
451
00:30:44,054 --> 00:30:45,805
and that you had fathered it and...
452
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:49,851
‐ I wasn't there when either
of my kids were born.
453
00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:55,232
With my older one, I was working.
454
00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:56,358
I had a game.
455
00:30:57,317 --> 00:31:00,946
But my younger one, um...
456
00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,994
I was high, that much I remember.
457
00:31:12,749 --> 00:31:15,043
I should've never come
to this place. [sighs]
458
00:31:16,253 --> 00:31:18,964
‐ I think maybe it's exactly
where you need to be.
459
00:31:21,299 --> 00:31:22,801
‐ You're a good person, Frances.
460
00:31:22,801 --> 00:31:24,427
I mean, I know I keep saying that,
461
00:31:24,427 --> 00:31:26,555
but it's‐‐
‐ You have never said that.
462
00:31:26,555 --> 00:31:28,306
‐ Really?
‐ I keep saying that,
463
00:31:28,306 --> 00:31:30,725
repeatedly, hoping it'll,
you know, catch on.
464
00:31:30,725 --> 00:31:32,352
‐ Well, I knew I heard it somewhere.
465
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:42,362
Every time I close
my eyes here, I just‐‐ I just‐‐
466
00:31:42,362 --> 00:31:45,240
I keep on seeing those things
that I don't want to face.
467
00:31:45,865 --> 00:31:47,784
Every fucking mistake that I ever made.
468
00:31:50,537 --> 00:31:52,747
‐ Maybe you just shouldn't
close your eyes.
469
00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:57,419
‐ I'm not sure I want any
of this bad enough, Frances.
470
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,256
I'm not gonna make it.
471
00:32:02,215 --> 00:32:04,342
‐ Well, what do you mean? You're not‐‐
472
00:32:04,342 --> 00:32:05,969
You're not gonna make it where?
473
00:32:05,969 --> 00:32:07,387
‐ To the end of the week.
474
00:32:07,387 --> 00:32:08,972
The end of the year. [sniffles]
475
00:32:08,972 --> 00:32:10,974
‐ What are you‐‐ What are you saying?
476
00:32:12,434 --> 00:32:14,102
What are you saying?
‐ Nothing.
477
00:32:14,102 --> 00:32:15,896
I'm not saying anything. I...
478
00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:20,275
Ah! I don't know
what I'm saying. Forget it.
479
00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:22,569
‐ I'm not gonna forget it. I'm...
480
00:32:23,486 --> 00:32:24,863
I'm worried about you.
481
00:32:24,863 --> 00:32:26,615
‐ No. You don't need
to be worried about me.
482
00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:29,326
‐ I know I don't need to. I...
483
00:32:30,702 --> 00:32:31,953
I want to.
484
00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:38,209
‐ Well, see, like I said.
You're a good person.
485
00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:42,130
‐ You're full of shit.
[Tony laughs]
486
00:32:53,016 --> 00:32:54,017
‐ Yes.
487
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:09,449
JESSICA:
I fucking love this place! Oh my God.
488
00:33:14,287 --> 00:33:17,624
‐ Fucking.
Why is everybody just fucking around here?
489
00:33:17,624 --> 00:33:20,252
I don't under‐‐ [inhales]
I don't understand.
490
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,255
[crying] I'm so stupid sometimes.
Fucking...
491
00:33:23,255 --> 00:33:25,382
LARS: Hi.
‐ [inhales] Hi.
492
00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:27,759
‐ It's okay.
CARMEL: I'm sorry.
493
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,386
‐ Are you okay?
494
00:33:29,386 --> 00:33:32,138
CARMEL: Uh, I'm fine.
495
00:33:32,764 --> 00:33:34,683
‐ What's all this I hear about fucking?
496
00:33:36,184 --> 00:33:37,894
‐ I'm just not in the mood, okay?
497
00:33:37,894 --> 00:33:39,729
Mm. Lars, not today.
498
00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:44,859
LARS: Why all the tears? What's wrong?
499
00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:48,780
‐ [inhales, exhales] I'm...
500
00:33:50,907 --> 00:33:52,242
I just...
501
00:33:52,242 --> 00:33:55,412
I get sick of it sometimes,
all right? I just...
502
00:33:56,246 --> 00:33:58,456
I just‐‐ I get sick of it.
503
00:33:58,456 --> 00:33:59,457
‐ Yeah, me too.
504
00:34:00,709 --> 00:34:01,668
Sick of what?
505
00:34:02,502 --> 00:34:03,879
‐ This pretending.
506
00:34:04,504 --> 00:34:06,840
Pretending to be okay, okay with me,
507
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,301
okay with his happy life,
508
00:34:09,301 --> 00:34:13,096
pretending to be happy
for the sake of my kids, happy.
509
00:34:13,096 --> 00:34:17,434
Happy like it doesn't bother me
to see‐‐ see married couples,
510
00:34:17,434 --> 00:34:19,603
even unhappy ones,
doing what married couples do,
511
00:34:19,603 --> 00:34:22,063
like fucking in a fucking hot tub.
512
00:34:22,063 --> 00:34:24,149
Why should that trigger me?
Why does it take me over
513
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,401
that my ex and his pretty young thing
514
00:34:26,401 --> 00:34:28,778
are fucking all over Florence,
that‐‐ that‐‐ [sobs]
515
00:34:28,778 --> 00:34:31,156
That she's probably flossing her teeth
516
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:32,449
with his little pencil dick right now
517
00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:33,783
while my kids are in the next room,
518
00:34:33,783 --> 00:34:37,704
why does it‐‐ why does it‐‐
does it‐‐ fucking‐‐ [sobs]
519
00:34:37,704 --> 00:34:39,789
Can't I even hear a reference
to my wedding song
520
00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:41,291
without wanting to stab the table?
521
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:44,419
I'm just‐‐ I'm sick of it!
I am‐‐ I'm sick of all of it.
522
00:34:46,922 --> 00:34:49,216
Don't you look at me like‐‐ like‐‐
523
00:34:49,216 --> 00:34:52,302
don't stare at me like
I'm a fucking psycho, all right?
524
00:34:52,302 --> 00:34:55,430
Which I... probably am.
525
00:34:55,430 --> 00:34:58,225
‐ Carmel.
[Carmel sniffles]
526
00:34:58,225 --> 00:34:59,309
Listen to me.
527
00:35:00,977 --> 00:35:04,564
I've spent most of my adult life
in psychotherapy.
528
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,610
I could literally be the camp
counselor here, honestly.
529
00:35:09,945 --> 00:35:14,199
What you need to do
is dissociate from him.
530
00:35:14,783 --> 00:35:18,370
Hating him has its benefits,
stabbing him even better.
531
00:35:19,287 --> 00:35:22,874
But dissociation is the only lasting cure.
532
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,004
‐ How do I do that?
533
00:35:28,004 --> 00:35:30,507
‐ Oh, you just do it
the old‐fashioned way.
534
00:35:31,258 --> 00:35:33,802
You meet someone new. And you will.
535
00:35:34,678 --> 00:35:38,139
Because you are a vibrant,
beautiful woman.
536
00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:40,141
‐ Don't give me that.
537
00:35:41,268 --> 00:35:44,229
‐ I am giving you that
because it's true. Okay?
538
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:47,399
Not only that, but you're passionate.
539
00:35:47,983 --> 00:35:51,069
You're a passionate, vibrant,
beautiful woman.
540
00:35:51,069 --> 00:35:52,612
My God, Carmel.
541
00:35:52,612 --> 00:35:54,948
There's a whole world of men
waiting out there for you.
542
00:36:01,371 --> 00:36:05,375
‐ [inhales] God, what is Masha
putting in your smoothies?
543
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,755
‐ I know, right? [chuckles]
544
00:36:11,673 --> 00:36:15,427
Creeping myself out. [chuckles]
545
00:36:15,427 --> 00:36:17,429
‐ Yeah.
‐ Come here.
546
00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,437
Come on. [sniffs]
547
00:36:25,437 --> 00:36:27,772
CARMEL: I thought you were
going to the hot springs.
548
00:36:27,772 --> 00:36:29,524
LARS: Not after what you told me.
549
00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,526
Absolutely not.
[Carmel laughs]
550
00:36:32,319 --> 00:36:34,070
Savages.
[Carmel laughs]
551
00:36:43,622 --> 00:36:45,540
HEATHER: You have to make a wish first.
552
00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:56,176
NAPOLEON: 21!
553
00:36:56,176 --> 00:36:57,844
ZOE: I'd like to make a toast.
554
00:36:57,844 --> 00:36:58,887
Um...
555
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,932
First, to Zach,
556
00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:04,434
who I really wish was here right now.
557
00:37:05,143 --> 00:37:08,313
Um, and would be cringing
so hard at this speech.
558
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:11,775
It was definitely, definitely his thing.
559
00:37:11,775 --> 00:37:12,859
Um...
560
00:37:14,152 --> 00:37:15,695
Yeah. Happy birthday, Zach.
561
00:37:15,695 --> 00:37:17,822
ALL: Happy birthday, Zach.
562
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:23,745
‐ You know, yesterday my parents
said that we could leave
563
00:37:23,745 --> 00:37:25,997
if I didn't want
to be stuck here on my birthday,
564
00:37:25,997 --> 00:37:28,333
but the truth is
565
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,835
I‐I really wouldn't want
to be anywhere else.
566
00:37:31,628 --> 00:37:35,298
Believe it or not, maybe‐‐
maybe it's the smoothies,
567
00:37:35,298 --> 00:37:39,219
but, um, you guys
are all really starting to feel
568
00:37:39,219 --> 00:37:40,554
like family to me.
569
00:37:41,012 --> 00:37:43,348
I don't know how the fuck that's possible.
570
00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:49,604
[chuckles] But I don't know, no‐‐
571
00:37:50,564 --> 00:37:52,691
nobody's really treated me like a person
572
00:37:52,691 --> 00:37:56,111
for the past three years. Um...
573
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,948
They've treated me like a patient,
574
00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:04,369
and definitely a victim, but...
575
00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:08,164
not really as a person, so...
576
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,543
Sorry. [chuckles]
577
00:38:11,543 --> 00:38:13,378
I'm just really grateful for you guys.
578
00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,964
And I've made friends here.
579
00:38:17,924 --> 00:38:22,429
Um, no one should be alone
on their birthday, and I'm not.
580
00:38:23,096 --> 00:38:24,598
I got you weirdos.
581
00:38:26,141 --> 00:38:30,478
Um, but let's not forget,
no good deed goes unpunished.
582
00:38:31,062 --> 00:38:33,732
And as far as punishments go,
583
00:38:34,107 --> 00:38:37,068
there is a tradition on my birthday.
584
00:38:39,279 --> 00:38:42,157
And it pains me to say
that it is my father singing.
585
00:38:42,157 --> 00:38:44,701
[laughs]
‐ Oh yes, Napoleon!
586
00:38:44,701 --> 00:38:46,995
NAPOLEON: Well, thank you.
Thank you very much, Carmel.
587
00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:49,039
I've been singing this song to my kids
588
00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:50,332
since they were little.
‐ Torturing us with it.
589
00:38:50,332 --> 00:38:51,291
‐ What?
‐ What?
590
00:38:52,876 --> 00:38:54,961
‐ And, um, never mind.
591
00:38:55,462 --> 00:38:58,715
And, um, it's become, as Zoe says, uh,
592
00:38:58,715 --> 00:39:02,010
sort of a birthday tradition,
one you can dance to
593
00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:03,887
if you're so inclined. So, uh...
594
00:39:03,887 --> 00:39:06,765
TONY: Ooh, we're all intrigued, Napoleon.
595
00:39:06,765 --> 00:39:09,476
‐ Yeah. Look at this.
596
00:39:09,476 --> 00:39:10,602
ZOE: Really?
597
00:39:12,187 --> 00:39:13,563
LARS: Look at this, huh?
598
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:16,983
‐ Oh, yeah.
CARMEL: Whoo!
599
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:18,568
TONY:
That's actually a good look on you.
600
00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:21,446
‐ Well, it's part of the tradition, too.
Yeah, I think so.
‐ Oh my god.
601
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,868
‐ ♪ Happy, happy birthday, baby ♪
602
00:39:26,868 --> 00:39:28,828
CARMEL: Oh. Whoo!
603
00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:33,208
‐ ♪ Although you're with somebody new ♪
604
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,834
‐ What the fuck, huh?
605
00:39:36,002 --> 00:39:37,671
‐ Well, when you ask like that...
606
00:39:38,296 --> 00:39:39,798
‐ I'm a really good dancer.
607
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,511
‐ Come on, baby.
608
00:39:45,303 --> 00:39:48,265
‐ Sorry. I don't "mercy dance."
‐ Yes, you do.
609
00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:51,059
You know you want it.
[Carmel chuckles]
610
00:39:51,935 --> 00:39:55,355
‐ Oh, secret's out on you, Lars.
‐ Hmm?
611
00:39:55,355 --> 00:39:59,401
‐ You're a kind human being.
‐ Well, still a secret.
612
00:39:59,401 --> 00:40:01,611
For you to keep.
[Carmel chuckles]
613
00:40:01,611 --> 00:40:04,030
‐ Check out Tony and Frances.
614
00:40:04,823 --> 00:40:07,450
Something going on there, I think.
615
00:40:08,201 --> 00:40:10,245
‐ I think something's going on here.
616
00:40:10,245 --> 00:40:12,205
‐ Oh. Oh.
617
00:40:27,262 --> 00:40:29,639
MASHA: You and Yao okay?
‐ Better.
618
00:40:31,308 --> 00:40:33,226
I feel like we're moving into a new space.
619
00:40:33,226 --> 00:40:34,352
‐ Good.
620
00:40:35,353 --> 00:40:37,397
I can't do this without you.
621
00:40:38,607 --> 00:40:39,941
‐ Great party.
622
00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:43,987
‐ Dance with your lady.
YAO: I think I shall.
623
00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:58,460
‐ [whispers] Happy birthday.
624
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:01,838
NAPOLEON: Although I'm‐‐
I'm not acting like a lady.
625
00:41:31,326 --> 00:41:33,078
‐ [mouths] Happy birthday.
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