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Tommy: INFORMATION
OFFICER'S LOG:
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LAST TIME ON
3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN...
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AS ALISSA WAS HELPING ME
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WRITE MY VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH,
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SALLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND THOUGHT
ALISSA WAS BREAKING UP WITH ME.
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JUST LIKE SALLY TO DO
SOMETHING TOTALLY STUPID.
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LISTEN, TOMMY'S
BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD RETURNED
TO EARTH WITH VICKI DUBCEK,
HIS NEW WIFE AND QUEEN.
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BUT SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
TO FIND OUT ABOUT HARRY'S
NEW RELATIONSHIP WITH JANICE.
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THE QUEEN...
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IS PISSED.
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WHILE THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH,
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
WON'T LEAVE DICK ALONE.
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IT'S REALLY KINDA CREEPY.
WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
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BECAUSE I AM...
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YOUR FATHER.
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SALLY, HAVE YOU BEEN
TO MY SCHOOL LATELY?
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NO!
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OH--Y--
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YES, I WAS.
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I WAS THERE. UM...
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I BROKE UP WITH
ALISSA FOR YOU.
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AH HA!
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WHY...WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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SHE WAS GONNA
DUMP YOU FIRST.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE
MY BABY GET HURT.
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I AM NOT YOUR BABY!
I'M OLDER THAN
ALL OF YOU,
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AND IT'S TIME
YOU START TREATING ME
THAT WAY!
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OK, WELL, NOW I KNOW
WHY ALISSA WAS
GONNA DUMP YOU.
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YOU'RE VERY MOODY.
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SALLY! HARRY!
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TOMMY!
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I HAVE SOME
ASTOUNDING NEWS!
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON, DICK?
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YOU GUYS KNOW
THE BIG GIANT
HEAD, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
UH-HUH.
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
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BUT HE'S MY--
HE'S MY FATHER!
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WHAT?!
NO WAY!
YES!
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THAT'S JUST LIKE
IN STAR WARS
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WHEN LUKE SKYWALKER
FINDS OUT THAT
DARTH VADER'S HIS FATHER!
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OH, GROW UP, TOMMY.
THAT WAS POPULAR
ENTERTAINMENT.
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THIS IS REAL LIFE!
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I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
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THAT'S WHY
I WASN'T MADE
HIGH COMMANDER.
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DADDY WAS PLAYING
FAVORITES!
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OH, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT
TO DO!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO FEEL!
WHO AM I?!
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WELL, LET ME SEE...
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YOUR FIRST NAME'S
DICK...
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YOUR NEW LAST NAME
IS HEAD...
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SO I GUESS
THAT WOULD MAKE--
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OH, MY GOD.
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ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS WHAT FATHERS
AND SONS DO?
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YEAH.
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TRUST ME.
I SAW IT ON
A KODAK COMMERCIAL.
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[WHINING]
HOW LONG DO WE DRAG
OUR STRINGS IN THE WATER?
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I GUESS UNTIL
SOMEBODY TAKES
OUR PICTURE...
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AND THEN PROCESSES IT
ON KODAK PAPER.
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CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING, SIR?
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WELL, SURE, SON.
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WHY DID YOU WAIT
UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME
YOU'RE MY FATHER?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN
VERY BUSY!
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BUT NOW...I WANT TO FIND
NEW MEANING IN MY LIFE.
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AND PLEASE...
CALL ME DAD.
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I COULDN'T DO THAT,
NOT AFTER EONS
OF YOU BEING
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MY UNPREDICTABLE
AND DOMINEERING
OVERLORD.
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THAT'S A SHORT LEAP
TO DAD.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH MY STRING.
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IT'S A FISH!
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SIR!
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OH! AAH!
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YOU GOT A FISH!
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LOOK OUT! OH!
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I'LL SAVE YOU, SIR!
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JUST--THROW IT AWAY!
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GET IT OUT OF HERE!
OH! OH! OH!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE SAFE NOW.
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YOU WERE VERY BRAVE,
SON.
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SO WERE YOU, DAD.
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YOU SEE!
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THAT WASN'T HARD,
WAS IT?
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I GUESS NOT...
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DAD.
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POPS.
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OLD MAN.
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GEEZER!
BAG OF BONES!
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DAD!
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DAD.
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THE FISH WE GOT
IN THE MARKET
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HAVE A LOT LESS
ATTITUDE THAN THE ONES
IN THE LAKE.
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NINA, COULD YOU BEHEAD
AND FILET THESE FOR US?
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WE'RE BOTH STARVING.
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OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO!
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM
GRILLED OR SAUTÉED?
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YOU ARE SUCH
A SWEETHEART.
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[GIGGLING]
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ISN'T SHE GREAT?
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DICK...I WANNA KNOW
WHO YOU ARE,
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WHO YOU SURROUND
YOURSELF WITH.
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I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
A BIG PARTY TONIGHT,
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AND I WANT YOU TO INVITE
THAT SPECIAL YOUNG LADY
OF YOURS.
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TONIGHT?
SHE CAN'T COME.
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BUSY?
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NO. SHE HATES YOU.
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OH, GREAT.
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NOW YOU TWO
DRESS ALIKE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET A ROOM ALREADY?
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MARY, PLEASE
DON'T BE MAD--
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UH, DICK, I'LL
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
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MARY, IT SEEMS
I'VE BEEN UNGENTLEMANLY
TOWARD YOU.
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YOU? NO!
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I LOVE IT WHEN
YOU PINCH MY ASS!
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IT'S GOOFY FUN!
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I DESERVE
THAT WITTY BARB,
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BUT IT WOULD
PLEASE ME NO END
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IF YOU WOULD JOIN US
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.
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I COULD MAKE AMENDS.
WE COULD START OVER.
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I DON'T KNOW...
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PLEASE, MARY.
HONOR US WITH
YOUR PRESENCE.
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I...
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YOU...LOOK...
LOVELY!
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OK, I'LL COME!
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MY DAD...IS THE COOLEST DAD
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
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ALISSA!
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ALISSA!
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Girls: AAH!
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TOMMY!
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YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME,
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BUT I DESERVE A CHANCE TO--
MAN, THIS IS REALLY HOT!
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HEY, SOLOMON,
WHY DON'T YOU SEND
YOUR AUNT DOWN HERE
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TO OGLE US,
YOU HORNY GEEK!
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OH, YEAH? WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU
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PUT SOME CLOTHES ON,
YOU...[WEAKLY] SEXY MAMA!
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TOMMY, WILL YOU
PLEASE GET LOST?
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NO. NO. JUST LISTEN
TO ME FOR A SECOND.
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I DID NOT TELL SALLY
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
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OH, REALLY? SO SHE JUST
DECIDED TO COME DOWN HERE
AND DO IT ON HER OWN?
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YES!
I DON'T NEED SALLY.
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BREAKING UP WITH YOU
IS SOMETHING
I WILL DO MYSELF.
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WHAT?!
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WHEN THE TIME CO--
IF THE TIME COMES!
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT IS SO OVER BETWEEN US.
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AND I'M GIVING YOU BACK
EVERYTHING YOU EVER
GAVE ME!
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YOU--I--
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[WHIMPERS]
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IF ONLY I'D GIVEN
HER THAT TOWEL.
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SO, MARY, TELL ME
MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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WHAT DO
YOUR PARENTS DO?
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OH, YOU KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST
AVERAGE RETIREES.
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DAD PLAYS GOLF.
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YEAH. AND HER MOM
LIKES TO GET TANKED
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AND SHOOT AT SQUIRRELS
FROM THE GARDEN WINDOW
WITH A BB GUN.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LOVE THESE PEOPLE.
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SALLY...
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WE'RE RUNNING LOW
ON THE MINI-QUICHE.
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COULD YOU HEAT UP
ANOTHER BATCH?
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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ORDER ME AROUND
IN FRONT OF YOUR FATHER.
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BUT JUST YOU WAIT
TILL DADDY'S GONE.
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME!
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I'M TELLING!
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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HEY, CITIZENS.
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OH, HI!
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HI, BOYFRIEND.
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HELLO,
MY GENTLE GIANT.
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HEY, HON.
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HEY!
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I BROUGHT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
FOR AFTER THE MEAL.
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OH, THANKS.
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"PEOPLE'S EXHIBIT B"?
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IT CAME FROM
A BAKERY WE RAIDED
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THAT WAS A FRONT
FOR A DRUG DEALER.
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SCRAPE OFF
THE POWDERED SUGAR
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BEFORE YOU SERVE IT.
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HEY, JANICE!
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HEY, VICKI!
HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD!
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YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER?
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WELL, YEAH.
I MET VICKI
AT THE MALL TODAY.
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WELL, WHAT
A SMALL WORLD!
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YOU KNOW, I WONDER
WHO ELSE I KNOW
KNOWS SOMEONE I KNOW
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THAT I DON'T KNOW
KNOWS THAT PERSON
I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW?
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UH-HUH...
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HEY, VICKI, I HAVE
AN EXTRA TICKET
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TO TOMMY'S
GRADUATION.
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PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'LL COME. PLEASE!
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I DON'T KNOW.
HARRY, ISN'T GRADUATION
SORT OF A FAMILY THING?
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OH, COME ON.
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
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HEARIN' THE NAMES
OF 500 KIDS READ
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
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THAT'S NOT JUST FUN
FOR FAMILY.
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THAT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE!
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YOU ARE SO CUTE.
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MMM...
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YES. AND AREN'T YOU
JUST THE PERFECT COUPLE?
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HA HA. HEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU COME
TO THAT GRADUATION,
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I'M GONNA
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
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I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF YOU REAL GOOD!
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[SLURRING]
YOU'RE A LOT NICER
THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE,
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OLD STONEY, OLD BOY.
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YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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YOUR FRIEND DICK...
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IS THE KINDEST,
MOST INTERESTING MAN
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I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH...
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AND LET ME TELL YOU,
I HAVE BEEN
WITH A LOT OF MEN.
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A LOT.
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OH, REALLY? AHEM.
HOW MANY?
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[DRUNKENLY]
A LADY NEVER TELLS.
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MORE THAN 5?
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EASILY.
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MORE THAN 40?
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NO!
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WAIT.
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YEAH!
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AH. THANKS, DAD.
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IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AND MARY GETTING ALONG.
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ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL?
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SHE CERTAINLY
TRIES TO GIVE OFF
THAT IMPRESSION.
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YEP. SHE'S A KEEPER.
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SON, I...WANT YOU
TO BREAK UP WITH HER.
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WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME.
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BUT SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
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SHE'S A SLUT
AND A BOOZER!
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2 QUALITIES
I USUALLY LIKE
IN A WOMAN.
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BUT THAT'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH
FOR MY SON!
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I CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MARY.
I LOVE HER!
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SORRY, SON.
MY HOUSE, MY RULES.
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BUT THIS IS
MY HOUSE!
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RIGHT. BUT YOUR HOUSE
IS IN MY GALAXY.
I WIN.
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THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!
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00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,573
IT MAY SEEM THAT WAY
NOW, BUT IN TIME,
YOU'LL THANK ME!
234
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:09,443
NO WAY!
I'LL NEVER THANK YOU!
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
235
00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:11,212
YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!
236
00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:12,045
YOU'RE
ON A TIME-OUT!
237
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,047
OHHH!
238
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:20,821
"DEAR DAD,
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS,
239
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,657
"I'LL BE HALFWAY
TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
240
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:27,661
THAT MAY OR MAY NOT
RHYME WITH FENTUCKY."
241
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,764
I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU,
I HATE YOU.
242
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,767
LOVE, DICK.
243
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,003
THIS OUGHTA DO IT.
244
00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:39,373
TOMMY!
245
00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:40,474
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN'?
246
00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:42,443
DAD SAID HE DIDN'T WANT ME
SEEING MARY ANYMORE,
247
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:43,677
SO I'M RUNNING AWAY
FROM HOME!
248
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,113
YOU'RE WHAT?
YEAH. AND I'M
TAKING HER WITH ME!
249
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,781
DOES MARY KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
250
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,384
NOT EXACTLY.
THAT REMINDS ME--
251
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:52,286
I FORGOT THE BLINDFOLD
AND THE CHLOROFORM!
252
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,422
COME ON, DICK!
253
00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:56,790
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!
JUST STAND UP
TO THE GUY!
254
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,025
HE'S JUST YOUR FATHER!
255
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,227
YEAH, BUT FATHERS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
256
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:01,094
LOOKED UP TO
AND REVERED!
257
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,831
PLUS, I DON'T WANT
HIM TO GIVE ME
THE BELT.
258
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,534
WHAT PLANET HAVE YOU
BEEN LIVING ON
FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS?
259
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,202
KIDS HERE DON'T REVERE
THEIR PARENTS.
260
00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:11,305
THEY DISRESPECT
THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
261
00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:12,306
ARE YOU SURE?
262
00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,542
YES. TRUST ME.
THIS IS MY AREA.
263
00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:17,278
I KNOW ABOUT
DISRESPECTING FATHERS.
264
00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:19,480
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE CRAP.
265
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,315
SEE THAT?
266
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,016
OH...
267
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,452
GEE, THANKS, TOMMY.
268
00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:27,721
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT YOU.
269
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,624
I PROBABLY DON'T
SAY THIS OFTEN
ENOUGH, BUT...
270
00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:31,325
I LOVE YOU, SON.
271
00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:33,561
SHUT UP!
272
00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:35,663
JEEZ, YOU ARE GOOD!
273
00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:44,171
NO, YOU ARE IN 24-E,
JANICE.
274
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,273
OK? YOU GO RIGHT ON
DOWN THERE.
275
00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:48,576
OK. AND I'M RIGHT HERE.
276
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:49,610
JANICE, YOU WANT
TO SIT HERE?
277
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,045
NO! HER TICKET
SAYS 24-E,
278
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:56,216
AND SHE WILL SIT
IN 24-E!
279
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,986
I'M GONNA GET
SOME PROGRAMS.
280
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,854
HI! IS DICK HERE?
281
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,657
GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR HIM. NICE, HUH?
282
00:12:03,691 --> 00:12:05,959
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT.
IT'S SOMEBODY'S DIPLOMA.
283
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:09,162
WHY NOT? THERE'S
A WHOLE TABLEFUL OF THEM
OVER THERE.
284
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,964
NOBODY'LL MISS THAT ONE.
285
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,401
BILLY JENKINS WILL.
286
00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:16,870
HARRY, I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT DICK GOT TO BE
HIGH COMMANDER.
287
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,007
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN
THE BIG GIANT HEAD'S SON?
288
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,443
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
HAVE A MOTHER
OR A FATHER,
289
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:25,746
AND I GOT A GREAT
JOB ON THIS MISSION.
290
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,282
HARRY, YOU'RE
THE FREAKIN' RADIO!
291
00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:31,919
SURE, PICK
ON THE ORPHAN.
292
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,086
YEAH, YEAH.
293
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,356
LOOK,
MAYBE HE MADE DICK
THE HIGH COMMANDER
294
00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:38,426
BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE BEST SECURITY
OFFICER THERE IS.
295
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:39,760
DAMN RIGHT I AM.
296
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,630
I MEAN, WHO ELSE
BUT ME WOULD BE ABLE
TO FIGURE OUT
297
00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:45,098
THAT VICKI IS UNDER
THE BLEACHERS RIGHT NOW
298
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,501
PREPARING
TO VAPORIZE JANICE?
299
00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:48,669
MMM.
300
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,671
SEE? YEAH,
YOU'RE
A NATURAL.
301
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,573
I WISH I WAS
SMART ENOUGH
TO FIGURE OUT
302
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,709
THAT VICKI'S
DOWN THERE TRYIN'
TO KILL JANICE.
303
00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:57,378
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
SMART ENOUGH,
MY FRIEND.
304
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:58,245
YEP. I WISH I WAS.
305
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,180
I KNOW YOU DO,
SWEETIE, BUT...
306
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:02,816
OH, MY GOD!
307
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:06,720
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME,
EXCUSE ME!
308
00:13:06,754 --> 00:13:09,289
AH!
309
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:11,625
HI, JANICE.
310
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:14,328
[WHISPERING]
Alissa!
311
00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,196
Um...
312
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,600
HEY, UM, COULD YOU
PASS THIS MESSAGE
DOWN TO ALISSA?
313
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,535
TELL HER THAT I'M
SORRY SHE WAS HURT,
314
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,571
BUT I NEVER TOLD
MY AUNT TO BREAK UP
WITH HER
315
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:26,374
AND THAT SALLY WILL
NEVER GO NEAR HER
AGAIN.
316
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:28,642
OK? PASS THAT DOWN.
317
00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:33,180
[WHISPERING]
318
00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:41,288
HEY, ALISSA,
TOMMY SAYS
319
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,590
IF YOU EVER COME
NEAR HIM AGAIN,
320
00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,925
HIS AUNT SALLY
WILL HURT YOU.
321
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,463
TELL TOMMY
"SCREW YOU."
322
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,339
ALISSA SAYS
"SCREW YOU."
323
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,577
THERE YOU ARE!
324
00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:05,513
NICE CALVES!
325
00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:07,448
BYE-BYE, PRETTY GIRL!
326
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,316
DON'T EVEN TRY IT,
SISTER.
327
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,653
OH, YEAH? AND WHO'S
GONNA STOP ME?
328
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,722
ME.
329
00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,724
AND THIS...
330
00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:18,559
THIS BIG UNICORN
331
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:21,294
ICE CUBE!
332
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:31,204
YOU MELTED MY UNICORN,
YOU BITCH!
333
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,807
YEAH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
334
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:35,543
YOU'RE NEXT!
335
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:38,178
NOT SO FAST!
336
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,013
HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!
337
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,082
HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!
338
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,019
I AM YOUR QUEEN,
339
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,289
AND YOU WILL
BOW TO ME!
340
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,390
LOWER.
341
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:51,358
SORRY, MASTER.
342
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,560
LOWER!
I...CAN'T--
343
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:55,863
LOWER!
YEAH, YOU CAN!
344
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:56,997
HELLO, STONE.
345
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,031
DICK.
346
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,332
YOU REMEMBER MARY...
347
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:03,003
MY LOVER.
348
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,004
OF COURSE.
349
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,574
I JUST DIDN'T
EXPECT TO SEE
HER HERE.
350
00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,308
OH, I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.
351
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,344
OF COURSE SHE WOULDN'T.
SHE'S MY LOVER!
352
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,781
LIGHTEN UP.
353
00:15:13,814 --> 00:15:16,617
I REALLY ENJOYED
TALKING TO YOU
LAST NIGHT, STONE.
354
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,419
I'M SURPRISED
YOU EVEN REMEMBER
THE CONVERSATION.
355
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:20,954
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE,
YOU BIG BULLY!
356
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,389
DICK!
WELL, HE IS.
357
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,356
YOU KNOW,
HE'S SO SWEET!
358
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,058
SWEET? HE WANTS ME
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
359
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,460
DICK!
WHAT?
YEAH.
360
00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:28,729
HE THINKS YOU'RE NOT
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
361
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,665
OH, I DON'T THINK
HE MEANT THAT.
DID YOU, STONE?
362
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:34,267
MARY, I THINK
YOU'RE A PERFECTLY
GOOD GIRLFRIEND
363
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,937
FOR, SAY...
THE BEER DELIVERY
GUY.
364
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,809
OH, STONE! HA HA HA!
365
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:44,545
OH, THAT REMINDS ME
OF SOMETHING
THAT NIETZCHE ONCE SAID.
366
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:45,946
WHAT WAS IT? UM...
367
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,281
DU BIST EIN ESEL.
|
WHAT?
368
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,117
YOU'RE AN ASS!
369
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,055
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I LOVE YOUR NEW
HAIR COLOR.
370
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:55,723
REALLY?
371
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:57,324
HELLO, VICKI.
372
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,325
HARRY.
373
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,393
I'M THE ONE
YOU WANT, VICKI.
374
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,229
AND YOU
CAN HAVE ME.
375
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,096
YOU MEAN IT?
376
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,632
THAT'S RIGHT!
377
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:07,768
IT'S LUNCHTIME
IN THE HOT
AND NASTY DINER.
378
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,370
TODAY'S SPECIAL...
379
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,406
HARRY LOAF!
380
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,374
THAT'S IT.
381
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,408
AAH!
382
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,010
HA!
383
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:20,047
HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME
WITH YOUR FLESH!
384
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,783
THAT'S WHAT IT'S
THERE FOR.
385
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,418
I'LL TAKE IT
FROM HERE,
SECURITY OFFICER.
386
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,322
GOOD WORK...
387
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,825
RADIO.
388
00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,293
OH, VICKI,
LOOK AT YOU.
389
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,695
YOU'RE HURTING ME.
390
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,496
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE HUMAN!
391
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:37,665
I DID IT BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU, HARRY.
392
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:39,432
WELL, IF YOU REALLY
LOVE ME,
393
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:43,270
YOU'LL JUST
LET ME BE HAPPY
WITH JANICE.
394
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,838
I'M SO SORRY.
395
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:46,907
OH...VICKI,
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?!
396
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,577
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVIN'
UP THERE WITH HIM!
397
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:52,746
I MEAN, AT LEAST ON EARTH
I COULD FILL THE VOID
IN MY SOUL
398
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:56,283
WITH MALT LIQUOR
AND VELVEETA.
399
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,152
CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS,
HARRY?
400
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,921
WELL...OK.
401
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,289
OK!
402
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,726
MMM...YEAH.
403
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,761
BY THE WAY,
VICKI,
404
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:09,663
FRIENDS DON'T
USUALLY...
405
00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:10,664
CUP EACH OTHER'S
BUTTS
406
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,499
DURING EMOTIONALLY
VULNERABLE MOMENTS
LIKE THIS.
407
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,967
OH, RIGHT.
JUST FOR THE FUTURE.
408
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,468
IT MAKES SENSE!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
409
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,541
THANKS.
410
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,611
THANK YOU.
411
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:25,779
"PRINCIPAL GRESCHNER,
FACULTY,
412
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:29,116
"HONORED GUESTS,
LUNCH LADIES,
413
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,920
"WEIRD OLD GUY
IN THE RAINCOAT...
414
00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:35,823
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN
TO BE VALEDICTORIAN?
415
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:37,791
"FOR MANY, BEING FIRST
IN ONE'S CLASS
416
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:41,328
"IS A DISTINCTION
THAT DEFINES THEIR FUTURES.
417
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,330
BUT FOR ME..."
418
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,900
IT MEANS SQUAT
BECAUSE I DON'T
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
419
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:48,936
OH, MY GOD.
420
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,738
THAT'S RIGHT, ALISSA.
421
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:53,340
BEING FIRST IN MY CLASS
PALES IN COMPARISON
422
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,242
TO BEING FIRST
IN YOUR HEART.
423
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:59,246
SO...WHAT I'LL REMEMBER MOST
ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE
424
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,314
IS OUR TIME TOGETHER...
425
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,151
OUR LONG WALKS
AFTER SCHOOL,
426
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,287
DOING HOMEWORK
IN THE COFFEE HOUSE,
427
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,390
THAT DAY IN THE PARK
WHEN IT RAINED.
428
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,626
OH, TOMMY.
429
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,763
AND, UM...I THINK
I'LL REMEMBER MOST
430
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:17,998
THAT TIME THAT WE FOOLED AROUND
ON YOUR PARENTS' BED
431
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,967
WHEN THEY WERE
OUT OF TOWN.
432
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:26,707
ALISSA...PLEASE
TAKE ME BACK.
433
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,942
GO TO HELL!
434
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:33,914
LONG LIVE ROCK!
435
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,949
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
436
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,890
HEY, SPORT.
437
00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:45,558
I GOT NOTHIN'
TO SAY TO YOU.
438
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,461
WHAT HAPPENED
TO US?
439
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,063
REMEMBER
THE JAZZ CLUB?
440
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:53,500
* SCOOBY DOOBY DOOBY
DOOBY DOOBY DOO *
441
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,135
WE WERE SUCH PALS!
442
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,038
THAT WAS
BEFORE I FOUND OUT
YOU WERE MY FATHER.
443
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:01,174
WELL, HOW DOES
BEING FAMILY
CHANGE EVERYTHING?
444
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,710
IT JUST DOES!
HOW?
445
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:05,612
WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU!
446
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,648
YOU DON'T KNOW,
DO YOU?
447
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:11,518
WHY DID YOU EVEN
HAVE ME?
448
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,587
YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
449
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,692
BUT...BUT,
THE GREATEST MISTAKE
I EVER MADE!
450
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,528
REALLY?
451
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,296
OH, LISTEN, SON.
452
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,833
IF THAT LITTLE TRAMP
MARY ALBRIGHT
MAKES YOU HAPPY,
453
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:27,634
SO BE IT!
YOU HAVE
MY BLESSING!
454
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,869
YOU MEAN IT?
455
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,104
YES. I REALLY THINK
SHE'S A TRAMP.
456
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,073
NO. I MEAN ABOUT
YOUR BLESSING!
457
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:36,076
OH!
458
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,611
RIGHT. YOU BET.
459
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,547
THANKS, DAD.
460
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,917
HEY!
461
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:46,119
YOU WANNA HAVE
A CATCH?
462
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,088
SURE.
463
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,312
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
WHENEVER THE BIG
GIANT HEAD LEFT BEFORE,
464
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,814
I'D FEEL RELIEVED.
465
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:16,416
BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
HE'S MY FATHER,
466
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,585
I FEEL ESPECIALLY
RELIEVED.
467
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:21,288
WELL, IT MUST
BE NICE TO KNOW
468
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,455
WHERE YOU COME
FROM.
469
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,591
YEAH, TO FIND OUT
WHO YOUR FAMILY IS.
470
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,894
I ALREADY KNOW
WHO MY FAMILY IS.
471
00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:30,697
IT'S NOT SOME GUY
WHO WALTZES IN AND CALLS
HIMSELF "FATHER."
472
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,565
IT'S THE PEOPLE
I LET INTO MY LIFE,
473
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,368
THE PEOPLE I TRUST
AND LOVE.
474
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,669
WHOA...
475
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,907
I'D LIKE TO MEET
THOSE PEOPLE!
476
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,441
THEY SURE SOUND
NICE.
477
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,443
NO, HARRY,
I MEAN ALL OF YOU.
478
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,279
NO, I DON'T
THINK SO.
479
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,948
OH! HEY, BY THE WAY, DICK,
480
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,550
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO
WITH THAT ELECTRIC CURLER
481
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,319
DEMOLECULARIZER
THINGY?
482
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,222
OH, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S SAFE.
YEAH, TRUST ME.
483
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,590
IT'S SOMEWHERE WHERE
NO ONE WILL EVER
FIND IT.
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