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WATER. I NEED WATER.
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OH, DON,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I JUST FOILED
A BANK ROBBERY, SALLY.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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WELL,
WHAT HAPPENED?
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DID THEY
TRIP THE ALARM
OR SOMETHING?
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NO. THEY DROPPED
THEIR BAG OF MONEY
OUTSIDE THE BANK,
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AND JUST AS I WAS
SWOOPING DOWN
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TO WRITE THEM A TICKET
FOR LITTERING,
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I REALIZED, "HEY,
THAT'S NOT TRASH.
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THAT'S A BAG FULL
OF MONEY."
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SO IF THEY HADN'T
DROPPED THAT BAG,
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THEY WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT?
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WELL, YES,
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BUT LUCKILY
FOR THOSE OF US
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IN THE LAW
ENFORCEMENT COMMUNITY,
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PEOPLE ALWAYS
MAKE MISTAKES.
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REALLY?
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OH, YEAH.
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CRIMINALS ARE STUPID,
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BUT I'M ALWAYS
ONE STEP BEHIND THEM.
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OH, GOD! I LEFT
THE BAG OF MONEY
IN THE CAR!
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ROBBING A BANK?
THAT SOUNDS IMPOSSIBLE.
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I MEAN, YOU GOT
THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS
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AND THE SECURITY GUARDS.
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ALL THOSE
DIRTY MAGAZINES
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AND THE PRESSURE
TO PERFORM.
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HARRY,
THAT'S A SPERM BANK.
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OH, GOD, NO.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT TO ADMIT
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IT WOULD BE
PRETTY THRILLING
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TO PULL OFF
A BANK ROBBERY.
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YEAH, THE MONEY
WOULD BE NICE.
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TOMMY, IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE MONEY.
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IT'S ABOUT
THE CHALLENGE.
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I MEAN,
WITH THE RIGHT PLAN
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AND THE PROPER
TRAINING,
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I THINK WE COULD
ROB A BANK.
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YOU HEARD DON.
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PEOPLE ALWAYS
MAKE MISTAKES.
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WE'RE NOT PEOPLE.
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AHH.
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O-O-OHH!
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MARY ALBRIGHT?
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FRANK COOPER!
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HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
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OHH-HO!
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
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OH, SO DO YOU.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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OH, THE DEAN INVITED ME
TO DO A LECTURE SERIES
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ON MY PERUVIAN EXCAVATION.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[COUGHING]
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OH. DICK, THIS
IS FRANK COOPER.
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FRANK, THIS
IS DICK SOLOMON.
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VERY NICE TO MEET YOU,
DR. SOLOMON.
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UH-HUH.
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SO, UH, HOW DO YOU 2
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KNOW EACH OTHER?
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OH, I STUDIED
UNDER MARY
A FEW YEARS BACK.
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REALLY?
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WELL, I STUDIED
UNDER HER LAST NIGHT.
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OK, THEN. WELL, FRANK,
IT WAS SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU,
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AND I DEFINITELY
WILL STOP BY LATER.
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CAN'T WAIT. BYE.
OHH.
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WELL, YOU AND FRANK
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CERTAINLY SEEM TO
ENJOY THE NUZZLING.
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DICK, YOU'RE
BEING RIDICULOUS.
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FRANK WAS ONE
OF MY STUDENTS.
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THAT NEVER
STOPPED YOU BEFORE.
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SHUT UP, NINA.
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FRANK AND I
ARE JUST FRIENDS.
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I DON'T BUY IT.
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THAT MAN IS HERE
FOR ONE REASON AND
ONE REASON ONLY--
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TO CONTINUE
HIS EXCAVATION
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OF YOUR PANTS.
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OK, LOOK.
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IF WE'RE GONNA PULL OFF
THIS BANK ROBBERY,
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WE HAVE TO TRUST
EACH OTHER
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AND WORK TOGETHER
AS A TEAM.
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WHO'S WITH ME?
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WOW! TOMMY, YOUR
HANDS ARE SO SOFT.
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ARE YOU USING
A NEW KIND OF LOTION?
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ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN
WEARING GLOVES WHEN
I DO THE DISHES.
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MMM, NICE.
ENOUGH!
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OK, NOW, WHILE
THE GUARDS ARE GONE,
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HARRY WILL DISTRACT
THE TELLER
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BY BRINGING HER
THE BANK'S BALLPOINT PEN
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AND COMPLAINING
THAT IT'S OUT OF INK.
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I'LL GO IN THE DAY BEFORE
AND DOODLE FOR A FEW HOURS.
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THAT WAY IT'LL BE
READY TO GO.
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OR YOU COULD JUST PRETEND.
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AH, DEVIOUS.
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ALL RIGHT, TOMMY,
YOU'RE GONNA SLIP
INTO THE SAFE,
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GRAB THE MONEY,
AND WHEN YOU HEAR
THIS SOUND--
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"NOW, TOMMY!"
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YOU LEAVE THE SAFE
AND WALK CALMLY
OUT OF THE BANK.
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MEANWHILE, I'LL BE
RUNNING INTERFERENCE.
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WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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IT MEANS IF THE GUARD
SHOWS UP EARLY,
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I FLASH HIM.
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ANY FINAL QUESTIONS?
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YES. CAN I BE
THE GUARD?
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NO.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COME IN.
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DR. SOLOMON.
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FRANK, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE NEED TO DISCUSS.
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SURE.
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I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
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THAT I'M INVOLVED
WITH MARY ALBRIGHT,
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AND THAT'S NOT GONNA
CHANGE JUST BECAUSE
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SOME GORGEOUS HOTTIE
LIKE YOU COMES TO TOWN.
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WELL, FIRST OFF, THANKS
FOR THE COMPLIMENT.
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WELL, I DO HAVE EYES,
FRANK.
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THANKS.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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UH, LOOK, DICK.
SIT DOWN, WILL YOU?
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YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN MARY
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OR ANYBODY LIKE HER,
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IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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NOT REALLY.
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I'M SORRY IF
I'M BEING SO VAGUE,
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BUT I, UM...
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LOOK, NOT EVERYONE
IS AS OPEN-MINDED
AS I'D LIKE,
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SOME OF THE PEOPLE
HERE AT PENDLETON
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AREN'T READY TO
ACCEPT THAT I'M...
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I'M...
WELL, YOU KNOW.
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FROM
A DIFFERENT WORLD.
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A DIFFERENT WORLD?
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WAIT A SECOND, ARE
YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
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THAT YOU'RE--
YES.
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OH, MY GOD. SO AM I!
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I KNEW THE MINUTE
YOU WALKED IN.
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IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
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UH, YEAH. YEAH.
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AH, SO THIS IS WHY
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YOU HAVEN'T
MARRIED MARY.
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EXACTLY.
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I LOVE HER DEARLY,
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BUT I DIDN'T WANT
TO MARRY HER
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AND THEN HAVE TO GO
BEHIND HER BACK TO EXPLORE.
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I MEAN,
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I--I AM ON A MISSION.
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I HEAR THAT.
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LISTEN,
I SHOULD HAVE SAID
SOMETHING EARLIER,
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BUT I JUST GET
SO NERVOUS.
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I ONLY
RECENTLY STARTED
TO TELL PEOPLE.
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YOU'VE TOLD PEOPLE?
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OH, YOU HAVEN'T?
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HEAVENS, NO!
HOW DO THEY REACT?
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OH, FOR THE MOST
PART THEY'RE VERY
ACCEPTING.
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I MEAN, EVERYONE IS
COMING OUT NOWADAYS.
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MY GOD,
WE'RE LIKE 10% OF
THE POPULATION.
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I'LL BE DAMNED.
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I THOUGHT I WAS
ALL ALONE HERE.
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WELL,
I FELT THAT WAY
FOR A WHILE.
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BUT IF YOU GO
TO THE BARS,
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YOU FIND OUT THAT
THERE'S A HUGE
COMMUNITY
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OF US OUT THERE.
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THERE ARE BARS?
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WELL, NOT JUST BARS,
DICK,
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BUT RESTAURANTS,
CRUISES--
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CRUISES?
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OH, I WENT
TO MYKONOS
OVER CHRISTMAS.
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MYKONOS!
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OH, FRANK.
YOU'VE MADE ME SO HAPPY!
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY.
HEY.
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SO, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY?
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NOT BAD, YOU?
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OH, PRETTY AVERAGE.
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YOU KNOW,
GRADED SOME PAPERS,
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DID SOME DRIVING,
MET ANOTHER ALIEN.
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All: WHAT?
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HIS NAME IS FRANK.
HE'S AN OLD FRIEND
OF MARY'S.
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OH, MAN,
THAT BROAD'S LIKE
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AN INTERSTELLAR
LIGHTNING ROD.
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HEY, HEY, GET THIS.
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APPARENTLY,
RUTHERFORD
IS THE HOTBED
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OF ALIEN ACTIVITY
IN OHIO.
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WHOA!
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FRANK INVITED ME
TO THIS PLACE DOWNTOWN
CALLED JEFFREY'S LOUNGE.
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IT'S AN ALIEN BAR.
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JEFFREY'S LOUNGE.
ISN'T THAT THAT PLACE
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WITH THE BLACKED-OUT
WINDOWS?
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UH, YEAH.
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ALIENS INSIDE.
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WOW, ALIENS INSIDE?
SO, CAN WE GO?
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WELL, I'LL CHECK IT OUT,
AND IF I LIKE IT,
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WE'LL BOOK IT
FOR HARRY'S BIRTHDAY.
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[ALL CHEER]
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COME ON, SALLY,
WE'RE LATE.
OH, GOSH, OK.
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WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS GOING?
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UH, WE'RE
GOING TO SEE
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THE KENNY LOGGINS
EXPERIENCE.
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YEAH, THEY'RE
A KENNY LOGGINS
TRIBUTE BAND.
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OH, THEY SOUND
JUST LIKE HIM?
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WELL, I HOPE NOT.
I HATE KENNY LOGGINS.
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BYE, GUYS.
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BYE. HAVE FUN.
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HARRY, TELL ME
SOMETHING.
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DO YOU FIND IT
AT ALL SUSPICIOUS
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SALLY IS DATING A COP?
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SHE'S BEEN DATING
A COP FOR 2 YEARS.
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IT NEVER
BOTHERED US BEFORE.
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WE NEVER ROBBED
A BANK BEFORE.
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WELL, SALLY
WOULDN'T TELL DON
ABOUT THE BANK.
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OR WOULD SHE?
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NO, SHE LOVES US.
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OR DOES SHE?
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NO, SHE DOES--
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THAT BITCH!
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[CULTURE CLUB'S
KARMA CHAMELEON PLAYS]
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SO, EVERYBODY HERE
IS JUST LIKE US?
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YEP.
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WHAT PLANET
IS HE FROM?
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SERIOUSLY.
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WHERE ARE
ALL THE LADIES?
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OH, THEY HAVE
THEIR OWN BAR.
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OH, SMART.
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YOU KNOW, FRANK,
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I TOLD MARY
THAT YOU SCORED US
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A COUPLE OF HOCKEY
TICKETS FOR TONIGHT.
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I HOPE THAT'S OK.
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DID YOU EVER THINK
THAT MAYBE
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YOU OWE IT TO MARY
TO TELL HER THE TRUTH?
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SOMETIMES.
IT'S JUST THAT
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I'VE BEEN KEEPING
THIS SECRET
FOR SO LONG NOW.
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EVERY DAY,
IT JUST GETS HARDER
FOR ME TO TELL HER.
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OH, I UNDERSTAND,
BUT YOU SHOULD JUST
THINK ABOUT IT.
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MRS. DUBCEK!
HI.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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ARE YOU--
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NO.
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THESE BOYS
JUST LOVE ME.
239
00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:46,520
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
240
00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:49,022
SURPRISE.
241
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,659
NOT REALLY.
242
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,661
COME ON, BOYS.
LET'S DANCE.
WHOO-HOO!
243
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,663
HI, I'M TAYLOR.
244
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,132
HELLO, I'M
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
245
00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,701
WELL, HELLO,
HIGH COMMANDER.
246
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,937
MAYBE WE CAN
GET TOGETHER SOMETIME
TO DO SOME TRAINING?
247
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:08,409
WHY NOT? I'LL MAKE
A FINE SOLDIER
OUT OF YOU.
248
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:09,610
WHAT WAS THAT?
249
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,044
A SALUTE.
A SALUTE?
250
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,413
YOU'VE NEVER DONE
THE SALUTE?
251
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,081
NO.
YOU KNOW, LIKE--
252
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,217
NO, LIKE--
253
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,885
BETTER.
254
00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:24,225
HEY, LOOK AT US!
255
00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:27,228
WE'RE FABULOUS!
256
00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:34,368
GOOD MORNING, GUYS.
257
00:10:34,402 --> 00:10:35,736
GOOD MORNING.
HEY.
258
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:36,804
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO I SAW
259
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,739
AT JEFFREY'S LOUNGE
LAST NIGHT.
260
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,541
OUR FLORIST, ALAN.
261
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:41,675
ALAN IS
AN ALIEN?
262
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,644
AND ONE HELL
OF A DANCER.
263
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,679
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
264
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,114
BEING AT JEFFREY'S LOUNGE
265
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,350
IS JUST SO LIBERATING.
266
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,385
FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE I CAME
TO THIS PLANET,
267
00:10:51,419 --> 00:10:54,622
I--I FELT LIKE I BELONGED.
268
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,958
YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN
TOYING WITH THE IDEA
OF TELLING MARY.
269
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,892
WAIT. NO WAY, DICK.
270
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,628
YOU CANNOT JUST SPILL
EVERYTHING TO MARY.
271
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,495
I'M TELLING YOU,
SALLY.
272
00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:03,431
HALF THE PEOPLE
ON BROADWAY
273
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:06,634
ARE OPENLY ALIEN.
274
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,969
WELL, I DON'T CARE, DICK.
YOU KNOW OUR POLICY.
275
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,372
THEY DON'T ASK,
WE DON'T TELL.
276
00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,374
[SIGHS]
277
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,108
I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
278
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,076
DID YOU GET
YOUR EARS PIERCED?
279
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,578
OH, JUST ON
THE RIGHT SIDE, TOMMY.
280
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:22,383
THAT'S THE ALIEN SIDE.
281
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,185
WELL, I'M GONNA
SWING BY THE BANK,
DO A LITTLE RECON,
282
00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:28,055
THEN GO VISIT DON
AT THE POLICE STATION.
283
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,991
TAKING A LITTLE TRIP
TO THE POLICE STATION?
284
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,660
YEAH, WHY?
285
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,795
HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU
AND YOUR COP BOYFRIEND
286
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,266
AREN'T SETTING US UP?
287
00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:40,534
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
288
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:43,070
AFTER ALL THE WORK
I HAVE PUT INTO THIS PLAN,
289
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,939
YOU GUYS HAVE THE COJONES
TO ACCUSE ME
290
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,841
OF BEING A STOOLIE?
291
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,910
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
292
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,012
LET ME TELL YOU
HOW THINGS WORK
AROUND HERE, OK?
293
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,547
THIS IS MY PLAN.
I AM THE BOSS.
294
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,283
YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU CAN HIT THE ROAD.
295
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,685
OK, CALM DOWN,
SALLY.
296
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,187
WE'RE ALL ON
THE SAME TEAM HERE.
297
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,323
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
298
00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:02,856
I'M GONNA GO GET US
299
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,726
A SACK OF BURRITOS.
300
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,428
IT'S GONNA BE
A LONG NIGHT.
301
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,462
YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
302
00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:10,864
I WILL.
ALL RIGHT.
303
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,669
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
304
00:12:15,703 --> 00:12:17,070
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH ME?
305
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,972
NO, SALLY.
NO PROBLEM.
306
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,173
I HAVE TOTAL
FAITH IN YOU.
307
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,643
ALL RIGHT. COOL.
ALL RIGHT.
308
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,779
IT'S HARRY I'M BEGINNING
TO HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT.
309
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,747
HARRY?
YEAH, WELL,
310
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,116
IF THERE'S A WEAK LINK
IN THIS PLAN, IT'S HIM.
311
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,785
HARRY'S NOT
A WEAK LINK.
312
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,254
OR IS HE?
313
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:37,458
NAH. HE'S SOLID
AS A ROCK.
314
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,660
OR IS HE SOFT?
315
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:40,594
NAH.
316
00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:42,330
THAT BITCH!
317
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:48,569
HEY, DICK.
318
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,037
MARY, HI.
319
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,305
HOW WAS THE HOCKEY GAME
LAST NIGHT?
320
00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:54,342
OH, UH, GREAT.
STICKS, ICE,
321
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:57,244
TOOTHLESS CANADIANS,
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
322
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,319
MARY?
MMM?
323
00:13:05,353 --> 00:13:07,455
HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN E.T.?
324
00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:08,989
E.T. OF COURSE.
WHY?
325
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,591
DID YOU LIKE
THE ALIEN?
326
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:11,992
UH-HUH.
327
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,961
DID YOU...
328
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,897
LOVE THE ALIEN?
329
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,965
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
330
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,501
MARY, I'M...
331
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,102
I AM A--
Frank:
HEY, MARY.
332
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,737
MY COLLECTION OF
PERUVIAN STONE DRUMS
JUST ARRIVED.
333
00:13:23,771 --> 00:13:25,406
OOH!
334
00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,475
UM...
335
00:13:27,508 --> 00:13:28,542
I WALKED IN
ON SOMETHING,
DIDN'T I?
336
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,678
OH, NO--NO.
WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT MOVIES.
337
00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:32,079
OH, DICK. YOU'VE GOT
TO COME SEE THIS.
338
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,180
NO--NO,
YOU GO AHEAD.
339
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,749
I-I'VE GOT A LOT
OF WORK TO DO.
340
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:37,718
I HOPE I DIDN'T INTERRUPT
ANYTHING IMPORTANT.
341
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,420
ACTUALLY, I WAS
ABOUT TO TELL HER.
342
00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:42,956
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
343
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,658
I AM SO SORRY.
344
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:45,025
Mary: FRANK.
345
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:48,429
I'M COMING!
346
00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:52,633
I AM SO SORRY.
347
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,835
SAD FACE.
348
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:03,644
HERE HE COMES.
349
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,146
OK. JUST GO
EASY ON HIM, OK?
350
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,248
I'M NOT HEARTLESS,
TOMMY.
351
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,349
HEY, GUYS.
352
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,752
YOU'RE OUT OF
THE PLAN, HARRY!
353
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:12,920
WHAT?
354
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,287
WE JUST DON'T THINK YOU
HAVE THE MENTAL FORTITUDE
355
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,255
FOR THIS OPERATION.
356
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,323
THE MENTAL FORTA-WHAT?
357
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,958
EXACTLY.
358
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,461
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
359
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,701
DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS, TOMMY?
360
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:28,802
YOU DID.
361
00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:30,404
YOU DID KNOW ABOUT THIS!
362
00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:32,706
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT TOMMY.
363
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,207
THAT TIME WE WENT
TO THE PETTING ZOO,
364
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:38,111
HE HAD NIGHTMARES
FOR A WEEK. A WEEK!
365
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,379
SO AS FAR
AS I'M CONCERNED,
366
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,314
YOU TWO
DESERVE EACH OTHER.
367
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,983
I AM OUT OF HERE!
368
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:47,020
HEY! HEY!
WHOA! WHOA!
369
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,388
HI, GUYS.
IS DICK HERE?
370
00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,957
NO. HE'S OVER
AT JEFFREY'S LOUNGE.
371
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,560
JEFFREY'S LOUNG--
372
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:56,363
ISN'T THAT A GAY BAR?
373
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,298
YEAH. YEAH.
374
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,702
THAT'S--
IT'S A GAY BAR.
375
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:05,072
HUH.
376
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,509
ARE YOU SURE HE SAID
JEFFREY'S LOUNGE?
377
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:14,214
WELL, HE COULD'VE SAID
SOME OTHER GAY BAR.
378
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,651
OK.
379
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,219
[CLEARS THROAT]
380
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,821
SO SHOULD WE START
381
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:23,757
RECONSTRUCTING THE PLAN
FOR 2 PEOPLE?
382
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:24,558
DID YOU REALLY HAVE
383
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:27,461
PETTING ZOO NIGHTMARES,
TOMMY?
384
00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:28,996
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
385
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,263
I CAN'T COUNT ON SOMEONE
386
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,432
WHO'S AFRAID
OF BABY FARM ANIMALS.
387
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:35,002
HEY. THAT LAMB
WAS FREAKY, MAN.
388
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,970
HE WAS GIVING ME
THE EVIL EYE.
389
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:37,905
YOU'RE OUT, TOMMY.
390
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:38,806
WHAT?
YOU'RE DONE!
391
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:40,440
YOU'VE BEEN GUNNING
FOR ME SINCE DAY ONE,
392
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:41,775
HAVEN'T YOU?
HAVEN'T YOU?
393
00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:44,111
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, SISTER.
394
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,881
YOU GOT YOUR WISH.
395
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:48,949
I'M OUT!
396
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,884
AAH!
397
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,324
* THE NIGHT IS BITTER
398
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,993
* THE STARS HAVE
LOST THEIR GLITTER *
399
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,730
* THE WINDS GROW COLDER
400
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,533
* AND SUDDENLY
YOU'RE OLDER *
401
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,901
* AND ALL BECAUSE OF
[MEN HUMMING]
402
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,837
* THE MAN
403
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:15,242
* THAT GOT AWAY
404
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,577
MARY.
405
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:17,578
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
406
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:18,979
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
407
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,848
WELL, I--I--I, UH..
408
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,783
FRANK AND I WERE
ON OUR WAY HOME
409
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,917
FROM ANOTHER HOCKEY GAME,
410
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:26,419
AND WE THOUGHT WE SAW
THE PLAYERS' BUS
PARKED OUTSIDE,
411
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,588
SO WE CAME IN
FOR AUTOGRAPHS
412
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,857
AND IN THE PROCESS
OF SEARCHING FOR PENS,
413
00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:32,626
THE GOALIE SUGGESTED THAT
WE SING SOME JUDY GARLAND,
414
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,395
AND--AND THEN
YOU WALKED IN.
415
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,231
DICK, IT'S TIME
TO COME CLEAN.
416
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,332
COME CLEAN ABOUT WHAT?
417
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,635
I CAN'T. I JUST
C-CAN'T DO IT.
418
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,636
WILL SOMEONE
PLEASE TELL ME
419
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,337
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
420
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,940
MARY...
421
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:47,841
DICK IS GAY.
422
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,276
[GASPS]
423
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:53,781
THAT'S RIGHT, MARY.
I'M--
424
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:56,416
NO, I'M NOT.
425
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,719
WELL, THEN WHY
ARE YOU HERE?
426
00:16:58,752 --> 00:16:59,620
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
427
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:00,854
DICK,
THIS IS A GAY BAR.
428
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,556
EVERYONE
WHO COMES HERE IS GAY.
429
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:05,258
MARY, YOU'RE GAY?
NO, I'M NOT GAY!
430
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,427
OH, SO YOU
DON'T BELIEVE ME,
431
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,929
BUT I'M EXPECTED
TO BELIEVE YOU.
432
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,364
OH, PUH-LEEZE!
433
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,320
TOMMY?
434
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,087
SALLY?
435
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,789
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
436
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,557
I'M HERE TO
KNOCK OFF THIS BANK.
437
00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:39,359
FIND YOUR OWN BANK,
SMEE.
438
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,227
THIS ONE'S MINE!
439
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,630
BUZZ OFF, FONZIE.
440
00:17:42,663 --> 00:17:44,732
OH, GOD.
441
00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:48,669
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
442
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,538
HE'S HERE, TOO?
443
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,975
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
444
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,244
I'M HERE
TO ROB THE BANK.
445
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,946
WHO ARE YOU?
446
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:01,314
GET THE HELL OVER HERE.
447
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,216
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
448
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,417
SINCE WE'RE
ALL HERE ANYWAY,
449
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,987
WE MIGHT AS WELL
GO THROUGH WITH
THE ORIGINAL PLAN.
450
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,889
HARRY, TAKE THE PEN
TO THE TELLER
451
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,023
AND DISTRACT HER.
452
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:11,792
THAT'S WHEN YOU, TOMMY,
HEAD FOR THE SAFE.
453
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,360
IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE,
454
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,996
THE GUARD GETS A FACE
FULL OF SALLY-BOOB.
455
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,799
OOH. NOW,
ARE YOU SURE THAT
I CAN'T BE THE GUARD?
456
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,034
NO! LET'S GO.
457
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,859
HARRY! HARRY! HARRY.
458
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:46,626
WHAT'S WRONG?
459
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,695
THE PENS ARE
CHAINED DOWN.
460
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:50,630
THEY MUST'VE KNOWN
WE WERE COMING.
461
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:52,199
YOU TIPPED OFF THE COPS,
DIDN'T YOU?
462
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,001
DON'T YOU START
WITH ME, LAMB-BOY.
463
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,703
YEAH. MAYBE LAMB-BOY
TIPPED OFF THE FUZZ.
464
00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:56,603
YOU PUNK.
BAAA!
465
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,871
AAH! STOP IT!
ALL RIGHT!
466
00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:59,539
YOU TWO SHUT UP.
NOW, LISTEN,
467
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,607
WE HAVE GOT
A BANK TO ROB.
468
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,210
EXCUSE ME?
469
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,611
CAN I HELP YOU?
470
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,879
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
471
00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,715
AAH!
472
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,561
HELLO, NINA.
473
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,164
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
474
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,632
JUST IN CASE
MARY WAS WORRIED,
475
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,469
I WANTED TO PROVE TO HER
THAT I'M A REAL MAN.
476
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,370
WHAT DO YOU THINK, NINA?
477
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,672
YOU LIKE BEEFCAKE?
478
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:35,342
NOT FROM
YOUR FUNKY BAKERY.
479
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,082
DICK.
480
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,885
HEY, HOT STUFF.
481
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,153
I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON
482
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,620
BETWEEN YOU AND FRANK.
483
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,756
WE JUST HAD A LITTLE
MISUNDERSTANDING,
484
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:50,290
THAT'S ALL.
485
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,160
SO ARE YOU SAYING
YOU'RE GAY OR NOT?
486
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,428
WHAT I'M SAYING...
487
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,165
IS THIS.
488
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:07,174
SO, ARE YOU GAY
OR NOT?
489
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,809
MARY...
490
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:12,645
I AM NOT GAY.
491
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,513
GOOD.
492
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,648
YOU BELIEVE ME?
493
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,817
YES, I DO.
494
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:17,751
GOOD.
495
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:19,853
I DO BELIEVE YOU.
496
00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:24,157
SO, YOU'RE NOT GAY?
497
00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,193
NO, I'M NOT GAY.
I PROMISE YOU.
498
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,329
I AM NOT GAY.
499
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:33,466
UH-HUH.
500
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,069
I'M AN ALIEN.
501
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:39,006
OH, GOD,
I WISH I WAS GAY!
502
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,914
SO, DID YOU HEAR, DICK?
WE TRIED TO ROB A BANK.
503
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:48,615
ROB A BANK?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
504
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,217
THE PENS
ALL HAVE CHAINS.
505
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,553
YEAH.
WE KNOW NOW.
506
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,687
I WONDER HOW
HUMANS WOULD REACT
507
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,723
IF WE CAME OUT
AS ALIENS?
508
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,926
YOU KNOW, I BET THEY'D
BE COOL WITH EVERYTHING
509
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:03,430
EXCEPT FOR US
KISSING ON TV.
510
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,832
SURE IS A NICE
NIGHT OUT, HUH?
511
00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:06,166
HEY, DONNY.
HEY.
512
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,935
YOU GOT ROOM FOR A COP
OUT ON YOUR ROOF?
513
00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:10,670
SURE.
SURE.
514
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,241
HEY!
515
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,042
HEY.
516
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,844
HEY.
HEY.
HEY.
517
00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:19,079
* MACHO, MACHO MAN
518
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,447
* MACHO MAN
519
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,983
* I'VE GOT TO BE
A MACHO MAN *
520
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:24,517
* I'VE GOT TO BE
A MACHO... *
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