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I'M TELLIN' YOU, SALLY,
THE NEW BOND PICTURE'S
AT THE $2.00 THEATER.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T
GET USED TO BOND
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BEING PLAYED
BY ANYBODY BUT
TIMOTHY DALTON.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD GO SEE
THAT NEW IMAX MOVIE--
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THE SECRET LIFE
OF CATS.
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OH, YEAH.
THE--THE SCREEN IS HUGE.
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IT'S A 50-FOOT CAT,
AND YOU ARE...
THE MOUSE.
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I SWEAR
IT'LL BE FUN.
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OH, HOW COULD IT NOT?
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HEY, WHERE'S
RUTHERFORD BARBIE
TAKIN' YOU NOW?
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WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MALL.
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IT'S SPRING PULLOVER MADNESS
AT P.J. HARVEY'S.
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SPRING PULLOVERS?
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE
THE SPRING PULLOVERS.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
THEIR TWIN SETS?
THEY'RE ADORABLE.
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WITH
THE NUBBY V-NECK?
SO COOL!
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EXCUSE ME, BUT
THE TWO OF YOU HATE
EACH OTHER. REMEMBER?
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THOSE WOULD LOOK
SO GREAT ON YOU.
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MAYBE IF I HAD
YOUR HAIR.
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OH, MY GOD.
I'D TRADE FOR
YOUR HAIR ANY DAY.
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YES, WELL,
THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR TODAY.
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
BYE-BYE.
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CAN WE COME
WITH YOU GUYS?
NO.
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LET'S NOT
SURE!
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OH, GREAT! YOU KNOW,
I LOVE THAT CABLE
KNITS ARE BACK.
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[CONTINUING,
INDISTINCT]
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YOU COULDN'T
HAVE GONE OUT
THE BACK WAY?
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I NEVER
SAW IT COMING.
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EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
A SPECIAL DELIVERY
PACKAGE
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ADDRESSED TO A...
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BIRTHDAY GIRL.
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OOH, A VIDEO!
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COULD THIS BE
A SEXY VIDEO?
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[CASUALLY]
COULD BE.
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THIRTY DAYS
TO THINNER THIGHS.
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MM-HMM.
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OHHH...
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW
HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS
COMPLAINING
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ABOUT YOUR
CHUNKY THIGHS?
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HERE'S A...
GIFT-GIVING TIP...
DICK.
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JEWELRY SAYS,
"OUR LOVE
GOES ON FOREVER."
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EXERCISE VIDEOS SAY,
"YOUR ASS
GOES ON FOREVER!"
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NINA!
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UH...UH...UH...
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HARRY, DON'T BRING
THAT IN HERE.
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WHAT? I JUST CARRIED IT
UP 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!
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GET IT OUT
OF HERE.
HARRY--WHA--
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WHO'S
THE THIGH BUSTER
FOR?
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UH...UH...UH...
YOU, THUNDER THIGHS!
HA HA!
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HA! UH, BURN.
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A LOT OF WORK
FOR A JOKE,
BUT WELL WORTH IT.
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TAKE IT AWAY, HARRY.
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OH, MARY...
GUESS WHO'S
PARTNERING UP
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FOR THE BIG
BADGER DAY
DANCE CONTEST.
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ME AND JUDITH.
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OH, THAT'LL BE GREAT!
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WE'LL BE PRACTICING
IN MY OFFICE,
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AND WE DIDN'T
WANT PEOPLE TO GET
THE WRONG IDEA.
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I'M A VERY SEXUAL
PERSON WHEN I DANCE.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
DO YOU WANT TO ENTER
THE CONTEST, MARY?
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[CHORTLES]
HA HA HA HA!
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WHY? WHAT'S
SO FUNNY?
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MARY...DANCING.
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BUT MARY'S
A FANTASTIC DANCER.
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REALLY, DICK,
I--I HAVE 2 LEFT FEET.
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SHE
AIN'T KIDDIN'.
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I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT MY MARY
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HAS THE GRACE OF A SWAN,
THE DEXTERITY OF A HAWK,
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AND THE POWERFUL KICK
OF AN OSTRICH!
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MARY, WOULD YOU
DO ME THE HONOR
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OF SLAUGHTERING THEM
WITH ME IN THE BADGER DAY
DANCE CONTEST?
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YES, I WOULD!
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HERE'S A TIP
FOR YOU, DICK--
SHIN GUARDS.
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OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?!
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WELL, UH, HERE'S
A TIP FOR YOU,
STRUDWICK...
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BITE ME!
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BOY, THAT DANCE
SURE SOUNDS
LIKE FUN, HUH?
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WOULD YOU DO ME
THE HONOR
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OF SLAUGHTERING
THAT BEARDED GUY
AND THE GLASSES LADY?
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YOU KNOW,
I WISH I COULD,
BUT SEE--
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COME ON, NINA.
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YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANYONE TO GO WITH.
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OK, HARRY,
I'LL DANCE WITH YOU.
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YES! AND TRUST ME,
NINA, YOU WILL
NOT REGRET IT!
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UHH! OH, NO.
CAREFUL.
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I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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HERE. HOLD IT.
1, 2, 3!
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UNH!
UNH!
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OHH!
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HOW CAN THEY
STILL BE IN THERE?
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HOW CAN ANYTHING
TAKE THIS LONG?
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I HATE
THE SPRING PULLOVERS.
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I HATE THEM.
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I WANT TO KILL THEM.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!
THEY LOOK VERY NICE.
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THAT'S THE ONE!
LET'S RING IT UP!
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I WANT TO TRY
THE PURPLE ONE AGAIN.
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OH, WITH THE
GRAY CAPRIS! AAH!
AAH!
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[BOTH GIGGLING]
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CUT IT OUT.
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I SAID...
CUT IT OUT!
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CUT IT OUT!
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AAH! AAH.
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[CHUCKLING]
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HEY, GUYS.
READY TO GO?
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OH, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW. DON,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YEAH.
I...SUPPOSE
I'M READY.
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WHEW!
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I GOTTA TELL YOU...
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I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU SEE IN ALISSA.
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SHE'S FINE!
SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE
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AND A SUPERCUTE BODY.
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YOU--YOU SAW HER BODY?
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OH, YEAH.
WE WERE NAKED
IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
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NAKED?! I...I SPENT
A YEAR OF MY LIFE
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TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY
TO SEE HER NAKED,
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AND THEN IT JUST
FALLS INTO YOUR LAP?
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RELAX!
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I WILL NOT!
BUT--
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OK, MARY...
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LET'S BEGIN.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND...
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NOW, WHAT WAS THAT?
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DON'T I SPIN
INTO YOUR ARMS?
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OH, THAT WAS SPINNING?
I'M SORRY.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D
LOST YOUR BALANCE.
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HERE. LET'S GO AGAIN.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND...
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OK, T WAS WRONG.
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YES.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND
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1 AND...
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THIS IS SO WRONG.
HOW IS IT THE WOMEN
ON THIS PLANET
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CAN FREELY LOOK
AT OTHER WOMEN
NAKED?
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I MEAN,
THE MEN CAN'T LOOK
AT OTHER MEN NAKED.
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YES, THEY CAN.
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TRUST ME,
IT'S DISCOURAGED.
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SO I SAW
YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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THAT'S JUST IT!
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
TO YOU!
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TO ME, IT'S
A VERY BIG DEAL!
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PERHAPS THE BIGGEST
OF ALL DEALS!
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BUT IT HAPPENS
TO YOU,
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SOMEONE TO WHOM
IT'S A VERY TINY
DEAL.
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IRONY SUCKS!
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WELL, TOMMY,
HAVE YOU ASKED ALISSA
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IF YOU COULD
SEE HER NAKED?
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I MEAN, EVERY TIME
I'VE HAD THE URGE
TO SEE A GUY NAKED,
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ALL I'VE HAD TO DO
IS ASK, AND BAM!
JOHNSON!
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I HAVE. I'VE ASKED.
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IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
RESPONSE.
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ALISSA SAYS, TOMMY,
THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE
RIGHT NOW.
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AND THEN HER MOM SAYS,
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
GETTING HOME?
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AW, IT'S TOO BAD, BUDDY.
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YOU'RE REALLY MISSING
SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY,
JUST WATCH ME.
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WE'LL START
WITH SOMETHING
SIMPLE.
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8.
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STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP.
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO! NO! NO!
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BACK TO ONE.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP.
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AND--NO. UH,
ONE QUESTION, HON.
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ARE YOU A DANCER
OR A WATER BUFFALO?
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I'M TRYING MY BEST!
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I DON'T MEAN
TO BE A BITCH, MARY...
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO WIN
THIS THING.
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NO. I DIDN'T. YOU SAID,
"IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN."
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I SAID, "OK." AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE
BEING COMPETITIVE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S A COMPETITION!
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YES.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
AND STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP!
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STEP, STEP--
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HEY, THAT'S
VERY, VERY
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BAD.
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M LEAVING.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND STEP, STEP,
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STEP AND STEP!
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STEP, STEP,
STEP AND STEP!
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NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!
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OOH. SEE?
IT STARTS AT 7:15.
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OH, THIS
IS SO GREAT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT, DON?
IT IS SO MUCH EASIER
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TO PICK OUT
A MOVIE WITH ALISSA
THAN WITH YOU.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE.
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NEVER.
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I'LL GO CHANGE.
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ALISSA...AHEM.
I NEED TO
SEE YOU NAKED.
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I KNOW. YOU WROTE IT
IN MY YEARBOOK.
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RIGHT. SO,
YOU WANT TO GO DOWN
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TO DUBCEK'S
UTILITY SHED?
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EXCUSE ME.
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AAH!
Don: WHOA!
JUST A MINUTE!
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WHAT...
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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I JUST SAW
DON...CHANGING.
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[COLDLY]
EXCUSE ME?
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WHOO.
BIG FINISH.
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YEP.
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WHOO!
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THAT WAS FUN, HARRY!
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WELL, IT SURE WAS!
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NINA...
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S POSSIBLE
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FOR 2 PEOPLE
TO DANCE WITH EACH OTHER
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WITHOUT INEVITABLY
FALLING IN LOVE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
WANT TO SLEEP OVER?
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MM-MMM.
ALL RIGHT.
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SHE'S QUITE A DANCER,
ISN'T SHE, HARRY?
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OH, SHE SURE IS, DICK.
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HARRY...
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YOU REMEMBER
THAT IDEA YOU HAD
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ABOUT ME DANCING
WITH NINA AND
YOU STAYING HOME?
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I'VE BEEN
THINKING IT OVER,
AND I'VE DECIDED
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THAT IS
A TERRIFIC IDEA.
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OH! WELL, THAN--HEY!
THAT WASN'T MY IDEA!
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NOW, DON'T BE MODEST,
HARRY.
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I WILL DANCE WITH NINA,
AND YOU WILL STAY HOME
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PER YOUR
ORIGINAL SUGGESTION.
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WELL, BUT, DICK,
I DIDN'T--
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HARRY, I REALLY WANT
TO WIN THIS CONTEST.
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YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
TO WIN IT LAST YEAR, AND
YOU DIDN'T EVEN ENTER.
227
00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:21,181
I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT IT!
228
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:23,884
NEITHER DID I, HARRY!
229
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,153
SO I AM DANCING WITH NINA,
AND YOU ARE STAYING HOME.
230
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,122
NOW, THAT IS AN ORDER!
231
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,226
SHOULD'VE ENTERED
LAST YEAR.
232
00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:34,094
STUPID!
233
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,471
SALLY, IT'S TIME
TO GO TO THE DANCE.
234
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:44,538
JUST GET OVER IT.
235
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:49,443
[TEARFULLY] NO WOMAN
SHOULD SEE MY DONNIE LIKE THAT.
236
00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:52,980
HIS NAKED BODY
IS MY SACRED JEWEL.
237
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:55,816
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, TOMMY.
238
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,050
OHHH...I DISAGREE.
239
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,620
I WOULD SUGGEST TO YOU
THAT IT IS VERY FUNNY!
240
00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,522
HEH HEH HEH!
241
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,358
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T LAUGH
IF I WERE YOU.
242
00:12:04,392 --> 00:12:07,328
I MEAN, NOW THAT ALISSA'S
SEEN A REAL MAN NAKED,
243
00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:08,862
HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK?
244
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:09,963
AH, PFFTT!
245
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:13,801
COME ON. HEY...
I HARDLY THINK
THAT, UH...
246
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,336
I MEAN...
247
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,471
REALLY?
248
00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,407
YES.
249
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,341
[SUBDUED]
REALLY?
250
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:25,012
HI, HI, HI! HI!
251
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,016
HARRY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
252
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,185
I LOST
THE TV REMOTE.
253
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,654
YOU LOST IT
IN THE STOVE?
254
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,923
IF I KNEW
WHERE I LOST IT,
IT WOULDN'T BE LOST!
255
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,625
NOW, WOULD IT?!
256
00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:39,860
SALLY! TOMMY, COME ON!
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
257
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,329
ALL RIGHT,
WHATEVER.
258
00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:43,331
WOW!
LOOK AT YOU GUYS!
259
00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:45,466
WE'RE OFF TO THE BIG
BADGER DAY DANCE.
260
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:48,101
HEY, SO ALBRIGHT
WAS OK WITH YOU
DITCHIN' HER?
261
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,937
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
262
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:53,106
SHE SAID IF I WAS
GONNA BE SUCH A BIG JERK
ABOUT THIS DANCE THING,
263
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:57,110
SHE WASN'T
GONNA GO WITH ME.
I SAID, "FABULOUS!"
264
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:01,014
BOY. I SURE WISH
I COULD GO TO THE DANCE.
265
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,584
HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
266
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,718
YOU?! GO
TO THE DANCE?!
267
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,987
LOOK AT YOU!
DRESSED IN RAGS!
268
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,889
YOU'RE SO DIRTY!
269
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,824
HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
270
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,526
DIRTY!
271
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,529
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
272
00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:18,165
MAN! THAT DICK
IS SUCH A TYRANT.
273
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,668
I MEAN, DON'T I HAVE
A RIGHT TO BE HAPPY?
274
00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:24,237
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO
IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO.
275
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,239
WHO...ME?
GO TO THE DANCE?
276
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:29,209
BUT...HOW?
I GOT NO CAR.
277
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,978
I GOT NOTHIN'
TO WEAR.
278
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,382
OH, HARRY...
279
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,850
I GUESS YOU'RE SCREWED.
280
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:49,196
CROSS YOUR FINGERS
FOR ME, MARY.
281
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,500
UH...NO.
THOSE, UH, FINGERS
AREN'T CROSSED.
282
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:56,069
YOU NEED 2, AND...
UH...I'LL EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU LATER.
283
00:13:57,638 --> 00:14:00,441
SALLY,
THOSE SHOES
ARE AWESOME.
284
00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,876
OH, YOU LIKE
TO LOOK AT 'EM,
DO YOU?
285
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,546
YOU LIKE TO LOOK
AT A LOT OF THINGS
THAT BELONG TO ME.
286
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,816
SALLY! GO EASY.
IT WAS JUST
AN ACCIDENT.
287
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,018
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT ACCIDENTS, TOMMY.
288
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,053
BEHIND EVERY ACCIDENT...
289
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,122
IS AN INTENTIONAL ACT.
290
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,156
THEY SAY THAT?
291
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,760
OH, OH, THEY SAY THAT,
AND THEY'RE DEADLY SERIOUS.
292
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,295
LOOK, IF ANYBODY
DID THIS ON PURPOSE,
IT WAS DON.
293
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,064
OH, RIGHT.
HOW WOULD HE KNOW
294
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,966
THAT SHE WOULD
BURST IN ON HIM?
295
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,837
UNLESS THEY
PLANNED THIS TOGETHER.
296
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,639
OH!
297
00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:34,408
THAT'S
THE ONLY EXPLANATION
THAT MAKES SENSE.
298
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:37,778
ALISSA.
299
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:38,846
AHEM.
300
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,313
I'M GONNA GO, UH...
301
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,951
POWDER MY NOSE
IN THE LADIES' CRAPPER.
302
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,486
UM...I'LL COME WITH YOU?
303
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:46,854
COME ON.
304
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,221
[CHUCKLES]
305
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,490
WOMEN, HUH?
GO TO HELL.
306
00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:51,191
WHAT?
307
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,392
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
I HOPE YOU HAVE
308
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,962
YOUR DANCIN' SHOES ON,
BECAUSE THE SWING DANCE
COMPETITION
309
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,530
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
310
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,699
AND MAY
THE BEST MAN WIN,
SOLOMON--ME.
311
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,635
OH, BY THE WAY,
STRUDWICK,
A GORILLA CALLED.
312
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:05,706
HE WANTS HIS BUTT,
WHICH YOU'RE USING
FOR A FACE, BACK!
313
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,644
HEY...
314
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:14,648
ARE YOU SWINGERS
READY TO SWING?
315
00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:17,851
I SAID, ARE YOU SWINGERS
READY TO SWING?
316
00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:19,753
OK, START.
317
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,226
HARRY!
DICK.
318
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,327
IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE DANCING WITH NINA,
319
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,696
YOU'VE GOT
ANOTHER THING COMING.
320
00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:29,697
SCREW NINA!
321
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,364
OH. I'M SORRY.
322
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,333
DR. ALBRIGHT,
WOULD YOU
DO ME THE HONOR
323
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,802
OF DANCING WITH ME?
324
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:38,739
IT WOULD BE
MY PLEASURE...
HARRY!
325
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,743
[PEPPY SWING NUMBER
BEGINS]
326
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,801
ALL RIGHT. UH...
327
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:10,938
COME...
COME BACK.
HARRY. HARRY.
328
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:18,646
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?
329
00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,781
SALLY PUSHED ME
INTO A GARBAGE CAN.
330
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,583
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
331
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,952
HEH HEH HEH!
332
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,153
THIS IS FUNNY
TO YOU?
333
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,354
OH, DON'T PLAY
SO INNOCENT!
334
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,421
YEAH, LOLITA.
335
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,289
YOU'VE BEEN ANGLING
336
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,593
FOR A GANDER AT DON'S
GOODS FOR MONTHS!
337
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:33,594
WHAT?!
338
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:34,595
I DOUBT THAT.
339
00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,363
HA! AS IF YOU
HAD NOTHIN'
TO DO WITH IT!
340
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,165
I--I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON
SOME POWDER!
341
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,499
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO GO AROUND
342
00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:41,702
FLASHING OTHER PEOPLE'S
GIRLFRIENDS?
343
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,904
[TOMMY SOBS]
344
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,873
AGAIN, I DID NOT DO THAT.
345
00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:49,109
DOES THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL
LIKE A BIG MAN?
346
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,311
I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON
SOME POWDER!
347
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,018
WOW!
348
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,687
THAT WAS SOME HOT,
HOT DANCIN'.
349
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,355
AND RIGHT NOW,
THE JUDGES ARE
LITERALLY MAKING
350
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,324
THE MOST
IMPORTANT DECISION
OF THEIR LIVES.
351
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,426
OH, PLEASE LET IT BE ME!
PLEASE LET IT BE ME!
352
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,928
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
353
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,262
AND THE WINNER IS...
354
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,897
[DRUM ROLL]
355
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,032
NINA CAMPBELL...
356
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,900
DAMN!
AND DICK SOLOMON!
357
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:48,969
ME! YES!
358
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,541
OH, HO HO!
359
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,716
SO, STRUDWICK...
360
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,084
YEAH. JUDITH...
361
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,719
YOU WERE THE ONES
WHO SAID I DIDN'T HAVE
A CHANCE, HUH?
362
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,220
WE NEVER SAID YOU
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
363
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,757
WE SAID YOU AND MARY
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
364
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:10,891
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
365
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,926
AND...AND YET, WE WON!
366
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,227
I MEAN, I WON.
367
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,698
WHICH PROVES MY POINT
THAT MARY CAN DANCE!
368
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:18,932
IN A WAY.
369
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,033
MARY.
370
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,468
MARY!
371
00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:33,313
SO, UM...TELL ME.
372
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,247
[CLEARS THROAT]
373
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,718
HAS SEEING DON...
RUINED YOU FOR ME?
374
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:43,657
UH...IT MAY HAVE RUINED
POWDER FOR ME.
375
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:48,896
BUT...YOU COULD
STILL ENJOY
SEEING ME NAKED.
376
00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:49,897
SURE.
377
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,865
REALLY?! THAT'S GREAT!
378
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,334
HEY...YOU WANT
TO SEE ME NAKED
RIGHT NOW?
379
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,204
NO.
380
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,072
[BREAKING INTO TEARS]
381
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:00,908
TRUST ME, SALLY.
382
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:03,677
I DON'T WANT
ANYONE BUT YOU
TO SEE ME NAKED.
383
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,245
REALLY?
384
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,380
REALLY.
385
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,317
ACTUALLY,
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU
TO SEE ME NAKED.
386
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:15,288
BABY, I SEE YOU NAKED
EVERY TIME
I CLOSE MY EYES.
387
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:18,125
PLEASE STOP.
388
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,793
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
389
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:24,664
NINA.
390
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:25,733
I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
391
00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:30,237
THAT EVEN THOUGH
YOU DUMPED ME
TO DANCE WITH DICK,
392
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,807
I STILL THINK
THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS WORTH SAVING.
393
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,909
WE DON'T HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP.
394
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:39,012
AH. YOUR MOUTH
SAYS NO...
395
00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:40,680
BUT YOUR LIPS
SAY YES.
396
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,215
HA HA HA!
397
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,818
OH, AND HOW, EXACTLY,
WOULD MY LIPS SAY Y--
398
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,626
OH, OK, THEN.
399
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,996
GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
400
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,966
MARY, WAIT!
401
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,769
MARY!
402
00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:05,405
[ROMANTIC BALLROOM
MUSIC PLAYS]
403
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,817
[MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY]
404
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:06,333
[MUSIC BECOMES TENDER]
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