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OH, MY GOD!
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LAST NIGHT'S GAME
WAS BRUTAL!
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OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
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"WHITE QUEEN'S BISHOP 3
TAKES BLACK ROOK'S PAWN 4
IN 12 MOVES!
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AAH! IN YOUR FACE,
ANDREI PERSHNEKOV!
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OH!
OH!
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ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,
SET UP IN HERE.
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MOVE ALL THIS
FURNITURE OUT.
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HI, DONNY!
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YOU WANT
AN OMELETTE?
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I CAN'T, SALLY.
I'M HERE ON
OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
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AND, YES, I WOULD
LIKE THAT OMELETTE.
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WHAT KIND
OF OFFICIAL BUSINESS?
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MUSHROOM AND CHEESE.
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OH! AND WE SUSPECT
THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR
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ACROSS THE STREET
IS A VIDEO PIRATE.
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OHH, YOU MEAN THE GUY
WITH THE PEG LEG
AND THE EYE PATCH?
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NO, THE GUY
RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HIM.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE KIND OF SCUM
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THAT PUTS NEW MOVIES
ON TAPE
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AND THEN RESELLS THEM
ILLEGALLY FOR A PROFIT.
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DON, WHEN YOU NAB
THIS CRIMINAL,
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AS I KNOW YOU WILL,
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CAN YOU GET US A COPY
OF PRINCE'S MUCH-MALIGNED
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AND MISUNDERSTOOD
FILM CLASSIC
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UNDER A CHERRY MOON?
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DICK, YOU CAN GET THAT
AT ANY VIDEO STORE.
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YOU'D THINK SO,
WOULDN'T YOU?
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Both: BUT NO.
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JIMMY!
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GET THOSE 22 POWER
BINOCULARS.
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PUT THEM ON THE TRIPOD.
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BOB, GET THE NIGHT GOGGLES
FOR BACKUP.
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AND, PHIL!
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SURPRISE ME.
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MAN, I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU ORDER
PEOPLE AROUND.
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ORDER ME AROUND.
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WELL, THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING LEFT TO DO.
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I WAS SORT OF RUNNING
OUT OF GAS WITH PHIL.
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ORDER
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ME
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AROUND.
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WELL, I, UH...
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I GUESS YOU COULD
MAKE ME THAT OMELETTE.
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ARE YOU ASKING ME
OR TELLING ME?
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AND MAKE IT FLUFFY!
WAAH!
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SINCE VOLUME
IS PROPORTIONAL
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TO THE CUBE
OF THE RADIUS,
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THEN THE ATOM IS ACTUALLY
10 TO THE 15th POWER--
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MMM!
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WHAT DID I JUST SAY, LEON?
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UH, "WHAT DID
I JUST SAY, LEON."
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STUDENTS, WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT THE ORBITAL
TRAJECTORIES
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OF SUBATOMIC NUCLEI.
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THIS IS THE FUN STUFF
I PROMISED YOU!
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DR. SOLOMON,
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT US
TO CONCENTRATE?
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YEAH, THIS
IS THE LAST CLASS
BEFORE SPRING BREAK.
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AHH, YES, SPRING BREAK.
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THE TIME WHEN YOUNG PEOPLE
GIVE THEIR MINDS A REST
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FROM GIVING
THEIR MINDS A REST.
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IT'S SO GREAT!
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IT'S A WHOLE WEEK
OF DRINKING AND PARTYING
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AND WATER-SKIING NAKED
AT MIDNIGHT WITH A LIVE GOAT!
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IT'S GOING TO BE
SO MUCH FUN!
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IT SOUNDS UTTERLY INFANTILE!
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NOT TO MENTION A WASTE
OF A VERY TALENTED GOAT.
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COME ON, DR. SOLOMON.
YOU WERE YOUNG ONCE.
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WHY, NO.
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NO, I WASN'T.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
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NINA...
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YOU STILL PASS
FOR YOUNG.
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WHAT DO YOU DO
DURING SPRING BREAK?
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I LIKE TO USE THE TIME
TO RELAX
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AND FIND MY CENTER AGAIN.
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AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
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WELL, I PICTURE
A 50-MILE RADIUS AROUND YOU,
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AND I GO OUTSIDE OF THAT.
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AH, THAT DOES
SOUND RELAXING.
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OH, DICK,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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I WANTED YOU
TO SEE THIS.
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"THE BED AND BREAKFAST
ON STERLING LAKE"?
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STERLING LAKE IS
REALLY SPECIAL TO ME, DICK.
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I SPENT SO MANY HAPPY SUMMERS
THERE WITH MY FAMILY
WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
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WAIT A SECOND.
YOU HAD A YOUTH, TOO?
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YES, DICK.
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WELL, WHAT WAS IT LIKE,
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OR CAN YOU
STILL REMEMBER?
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IT WAS WONDERFUL.
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WE LIVED IN LOG CABINS
WE BUILT OURSELVES.
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OH! AND WHEN MR. LINCOLN
CAME TO TOWN,
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WE WERE ALL A-FLUTTER.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT WAS LIKE, DICK?
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I'M SORRY, MARY.
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I JUST FEEL LIKE...
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LIKE I NEVER HAD
A YOUTH.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHILE YOU WERE
GROWING UP,
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I--I WAS WORKING
AS A COLOR SPECTRUM
PARTICLE SEPARATOR
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AT THE ASSEMBLAGE
DOME.
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BOY, AND I BITCHED
ABOUT WORKING AT
THE DAIRY QUEEN.
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LET'S GO TO THIS
BED AND BREAKFAST, MARY.
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LET'S RECAPTURE
YOUR YOUTH.
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LET'S HAVE A THREESOME.
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YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER
ASK ME THAT AGAIN, DICK.
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UH, OK.
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LET'S JUST RECAPTURE
YOUR YOUTH.
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PHIL?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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I ORDERED A PASTRAMI ON RYE
WITHOUT MUSTARD.
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THIS HAS MUSTARD!
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YOU CALL YOURSELF A COP?
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!
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ARE THOSE COPS GOING
TO BE UP HERE
ALL NIGHT?
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'CAUSE
I'D REALLY RATHER
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HAVE THEM COME DOWN
TO MY PLACE.
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UH, THEY'RE
STAKING OUT THIS GUY
ACROSS THE STREET
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WHO ILLEGALLY
PIRATES VIDEOS.
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DOES HE HAVE ANY
FILMS STARRING...
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CHESTY DOUBLOONS?
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UH, I'M NOT SURE. WHY?
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NO REASON.
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OK, BOYS,
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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NOW, LISTEN UP.
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WITH THE POLICE HERE
DAY AND NIGHT,
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I WANT YOU ALL TO BE
ON YOUR GUARD.
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DON'T DO ANYTHING
THAT MIGHT EXPOSE
OUR TRUE IDENTITIES.
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COME ON, DICK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE'RE GOING TO DO,
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WALK AROUND IN
T-SHIRTS THAT SAY,
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"HUG ME.
I'M AN ALIEN"?
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I'M NEVER GOING
TO LIVE THAT DOWN, AM I?
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YOUR HEAD LOOKS FUNNY.
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WATCH THIS.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR AN OFFICER
DON ORVILLE.
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I AM HE.
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JACK McMANNUS.
STATE CRIME DIVISION.
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WELL, WHAT,
LIKE THE FEDS?
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NO.
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FEDS ARE FEDERAL.
I'M WITH THE STATE.
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IT'S FEDS...
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STATE...
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YOU.
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DON, IS HE SERIOUS?
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LISTEN UP, PEOPLE!
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WE'VE BEEN CHASING
THIS VIDEO PIRATE
FOR A LONG TIME,
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SO I HEREBY COMMANDEER
THIS OBSERVATION POST.
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DON, THIS IS YOUR CASE.
TELL HIM!
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YEAH, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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GET ME A SANDWICH.
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HEY,
WHO'S THIS GUY?
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JACK McMANNUS.
I'M WITH THE STATE.
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OOH! A FED.
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AND THIS IS YOUR ROOM.
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OH, MY GOD.
MARY, COME LOOK
AT THE ROOM!
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OH, IT'S JUST
AS IT WAS WHEN I
WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
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AND I REMEMBER YOU!
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MY FAMILY,
THE ALBRIGHTS,
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BROUGHT ME HERE
EVERY SUMMER.
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I'M SORRY, DEAR.
I DON'T RECALL.
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OH, YOU MUST REMEMBER!
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I LOVED YOUR BLUEBERRY
BELGIAN WAFFLES.
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I HAVE SO MANY GUESTS HERE.
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YOU PEOPLE ALL
BLEND TOGETHER.
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OH! I HAVE
A WONDERFUL IDEA!
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WE USED TO GO TO
THIS WOODSY LITTLE PLACE
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CALLED DER BURGERPLATZ.
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THE JUICIEST HAMBURGERS
IN THE WORLD.
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IT SOUNDS DER WONDERFUL.
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SHALL WE GO NOW?
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OR LATER.
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AFTER YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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OH. YOU MEAN
YOU WANT TO--
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BUT, MARY,
IT'S STILL DAYLIGHT.
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SURE! THAT'S THE CHARM
OF A PLACE LIKE THIS.
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OH, THEY SHOULD PUT
THAT IN THE BROCHURE.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RIDE
DON LIKE THAT?
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HE'S A GOOD GUY.
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WELL, I'M SURE HE IS,
BUT I HAVE A JOB TO DO.
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I DIDN'T MAKE LIEUTENANT
BY BEING A SOFTIE.
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WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE A LIEUTENANT?
SO AM I!
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SALVATION ARMY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
I GET TO RING
YOUR BIGGER BELLS.
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SO DOES THE TARGET
HAVE A BACK DOOR
PERIMETER?
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YEAH. I'LL HAVE A UNIT
STANDING BY WITH A RESERVE
BLOCKADE.
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HOW YOU GOING IN,
"V" FORMATION OR 2 BY 2?
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WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW
YOUR MILITARY TACTICS.
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
CHRISTMAS CROWDS,
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THEY'RE
BASICALLY ANIMALS.
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2 BY 2, BUT
IF THINGS GET DICEY,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO FALL BACK
ON SPRINT AND COVER.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WOULD DO.
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SHALL WE TALK WEAPONS?
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SURE.
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WANT TO SEE MY PIECE?
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YOWSER!
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE!
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SPRING BREAK HAS INVADED
MY LITTLE BURGERPLATZ.
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SO THIS IS WHAT
YOUNG PEOPLE DO
ON SPRING BREAK?
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THESE KIDS HAVE
RUINED THIS PLACE.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING
A PRETTY GOOD TIME,
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ESPECIALLY THOSE PEOPLE
OVER THERE WITH THE--
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IS THAT A GOAT?
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OH, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.
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THERE ARE OTHER
PLACES TO EAT.
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TELL YOU WHAT, MARY,
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
AND I'LL STAY?
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WHAT?
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WELL, UH, THE BURGERS.
YOU LOVE THE BURGERS,
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AND YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM,
SO I'LL STAY AND GET IN LINE
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IN THIS FUN AWFUL PLACE,
AND BRING THEM BACK
TO THE ROOM
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EVENTUALLY--RIGHT AWAY!
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REALLY, DICK?
YOU'RE THE BEST!
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NO, YOU'RE THE BEST.
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NO, WAIT.
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I'M THE BEST.
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IT'S SO GREAT!
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HEY, BUDDY!
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DR. BUDDY!
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HEY!
HEY!
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CARYN, PITMAN, LEON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
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A PHYSICS EXPERIMENT.
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EVERY TIME I POUR BEER
DOWN MY THROAT,
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IT OBEYS THE LAWS
OF GRAVITY. EVERY TIME.
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[BELCHES LOUDLY]
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I'M PITMAN!
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I'M PITMAN, TOO!
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[BELCHES]
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YEAH!
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00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,375
CAN I JOIN YOU?
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UM, WELL,
HERE'S
THE THING:
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NO.
235
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,182
THIS LOOKS LIKE
SO MUCH FUN!
236
00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:17,318
PLEASE, UH, TELL ME
WHAT TO DO. I'LL DO
ANYTHING YOU SAY.
237
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,486
WHAT?
238
00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:20,053
I WANT TO BE
YOUR STUDENT,
239
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,823
AND YOU CAN BE
MY ESTEEMED PROFESSORS.
240
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,025
I'M SO TOTALLY ESTEEMED.
241
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,694
HA HA HA!
242
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,829
OK, OK.
LESSON ONE.
243
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:33,934
THIS IS BEER.
GET TO KNOW IT.
244
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,903
NO, NO, NO, NO.
245
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:39,340
REALLY
GET TO KNOW IT.
246
00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,175
All chanting:
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
247
00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:44,478
[CHANTING]
248
00:10:44,512 --> 00:10:46,914
SOLOMON, CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
249
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:47,915
SOLOMON!
250
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,952
SOLOMON, SOLOMON,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
251
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,488
[BELCHES]
252
00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:55,923
I'M PITMAN, TOO!
253
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,958
[ALL CHEERING]
254
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,699
SO, JACK,
WHAT'S THE PERP DOING?
255
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,869
SITTING ON THE COUCH.
256
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,705
WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
257
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,340
SITTING ON THE COUCH.
258
00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:12,873
THAT BASTARD!
259
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,775
HE'S TOYING WITH US!
260
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,076
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
261
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,579
WE'RE GOING
TO TAIL THIS FREAK
UNTIL HE MAKES A MOVE,
262
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,248
AND I KNOW GUYS LIKE THIS.
263
00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,081
THEY ALWAYS MAKE A MOVE.
264
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,816
OH, YEAH, THEY MOVE,
ALL RIGHT.
265
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,586
THEY MOVE
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
266
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:29,089
AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF A 514.
267
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,825
WHAT'S THAT?
268
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,694
PEE-PEE.
269
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,796
HEY, LIEUTENANT.
270
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,032
HEY, LIEU--YOU.
271
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,001
WHAT IS IT
WITH THAT GUY?
272
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,503
HE MAKES ME
FEEL SO...
273
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,904
TINGLY?
ALIVE?
274
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,140
YEAH! HEY.
275
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,442
WOULD IT
BE WEIRD
276
00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:50,711
IF I WENT
AND SMELLED
HIS JACKET?
277
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,545
OH, WE HAVE.
278
00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,247
GO AHEAD.
279
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,617
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I GET COFFEE
280
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:57,818
FOR JACK McMANNUS.
281
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:01,021
UH, HEY, DON, YOU GOT
TO SIGN IN.
282
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,623
SINCE WHEN DO WE
HAVE TO SIGN IN?
283
00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:03,457
JACK'S RULES.
284
00:12:03,491 --> 00:12:08,862
YEAH? WELL,
I AM NOT SIGNING IN!
285
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,531
OH, WHY DID THEY
HAVE TO BRING IN
THE FEDS?
286
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,965
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN
MY COLLAR.
287
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,534
WHY DON'T YOU BREAK
THE CASE YOURSELF?
288
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,436
YEAH! GET THE GUY
TO INCRIMINATE HIMSELF.
289
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:18,105
YEAH. GET IT ON TAPE
TO MAKE IT STICK.
290
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,640
WHAT, YOU MEAN
LIKE A WIRE?
291
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,411
WELL, LOOK WHO
JUST WOKE UP!
292
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,013
WEARING A WIRE.
293
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,147
NICE.
294
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,416
BUT WHO'S GOING
TO DO IT?
295
00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:29,550
I'LL DO IT.
COULD BE
DANGEROUS.
296
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,319
HARRY'LL DO IT.
297
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:41,295
[SOFT ROCK PLAYING]
298
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:42,830
Solomon:
OH. HERE WE GO AGAIN...
299
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,665
[VOMITING]
300
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,501
[RETCHING]
301
00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:48,969
OOF!
302
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,571
OK.
303
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,573
I THINK I'M REALLY DONE
THROWING UP NOW.
304
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,842
YOU'RE A WILD MAN,
DR. SOLOMON.
305
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,578
OH, I LOVE THIS!
LIVING IN THE MOMENT,
306
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,280
ALCOHOL WREAKING HAVOC
ON MY LIVER,
307
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:02,983
MY-- MY BODY DESTROYING ITSELF
FROM THE INSIDE--
308
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,454
I JUST FEEL SO ALIVE!
309
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:08,188
LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS.
310
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,190
THE UNIVERSE IS SO BIG.
311
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,694
THERE HAS JUST GOT TO BE
INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT THERE.
312
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,530
OH, BUT THEY'D
NEVER COME HERE.
313
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:21,469
I MEAN, WHAT CAN WE OFFER
BEINGS OF SUCH SUPREME
INTELLIGENCE?
314
00:13:21,502 --> 00:13:23,471
BEER ME!
315
00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:24,672
WOW. YOU'VE TURNED
INTO, LIKE,
316
00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:27,441
THIS WHOLE
OTHER PERSON,
DR. SOLOMON.
317
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,677
YOU CAN
CALL ME DICK.
318
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:33,246
THAT'S SO COOL,
DICK.
319
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,684
YOU CAN CALL ME
DR. SOLOMON.
320
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:40,020
UH-OH.
321
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:45,025
[VOMITING]
322
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:50,398
WELL, HE PUT
THE FIRE OUT.
323
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,366
I THINK I'M REALLY DONE
THROWING UP NOW.
324
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,411
HI, JACK.
325
00:14:03,444 --> 00:14:06,113
HI.
326
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,383
OUCHY, THIS DRESS
IS TOO TIGHT.
327
00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:14,087
OH, YEAH?
328
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,990
AND TOO SHORT.
OHH!
329
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,059
YEAH.
330
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,538
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MR. PRESIDENT.
331
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,474
YOWSER.
332
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:34,942
LISTEN, JACK,
333
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,277
I'M NOT GOING
TO LIE TO YOU.
334
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,846
I FIND YOU
VERY ATTRACTIVE,
335
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,014
AND I KNOW YOU
MUST FIND ME
ATTRACTIVE,
336
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,150
BECAUSE...
337
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,253
WELL, YOU
HAVE EYESIGHT.
338
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,788
BUT I'M ON DUTY.
339
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,822
I'M WEARING A THONG.
340
00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:50,791
I'LL SIGN OUT.
341
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,561
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
342
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,863
OHH.
343
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,399
McMANNUS.
344
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,835
YEAH, CAPTAIN, I UNDERSTAND.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
345
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:03,904
I'M SORRY, DOLL.
346
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,639
I GOT TO GO.
347
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:06,907
THERE'S SOMETHING THAT NEEDS
TO BE TAKEN CARE OF,
348
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,275
AND I'M THE ONLY GUY
WHO CAN DO IT.
349
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,144
OHH!
350
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,347
YOU AIN'T KIDDIN',
BABY.
351
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:21,922
[SNORING]
352
00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:29,563
ISN'T SHE HOT?
353
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:32,700
SHE IS SO HOT.
CAN I MAKE OUT
WITH HER?
354
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,568
NO YOU CANNOT.
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
355
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:38,238
BUT I LET MY FRIENDS
MAKE OUT WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND ALL THE TIME.
356
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,674
GET OVER IT, DUDE.
THE GIRL IS MINE.
357
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:54,522
AAH!
358
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,557
HELLO, LIGHT SLEEPER.
359
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,658
WHAT'S GOING ON?
360
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:58,926
AH, THERE WAS
NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.
361
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,460
THE BARS WERE ALL CLOSED.
362
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:01,795
SO YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE?
363
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,632
WELL, YEAH!
364
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,233
WELL, THAT'S IT!
THE PARTY'S OVER!
365
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,935
OH, COME ON, MARY,
WEREN'T YOU EVER YOUNG?
366
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,469
HEY, LEON!
367
00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:11,238
DANCE BREAK!
368
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,973
COME ON!
WHOO!
YAY!
369
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,141
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
370
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,176
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD RUIN THIS
PLACE FOR ME, DICK,
371
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,712
A PLACE THAT MEANT
SO MUCH TO ME.
372
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:22,583
GRIND IT, MARY!
GRIND ALL YOUR
PROBLEMS AWAY!
373
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,321
STOP! STOP THIS RUCKUS
THIS MINUTE!
374
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,757
I AM SO SORRY!
375
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,291
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO EMBARRASSED.
376
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,060
OH, YOU SHOULD BE.
377
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,628
AND I DO REMEMBER YOU.
378
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:37,330
YOU'RE THAT FAT
LITTLE GIRL
379
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,333
WHO ATE EVERYBODY'S
BELGIAN WAFFLES.
380
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,234
WELL, I NE--
381
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:45,338
AND THIS IS THE KIND
OF WILD PARTIES
382
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,040
AND DRUNKENNESS
383
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,943
THAT YOUR FAMILY BROUGHT
WHEN THEY CAME HERE.
384
00:16:49,977 --> 00:16:50,878
WHAT?
385
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:54,481
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE
BY TONIGHT!
386
00:16:56,984 --> 00:16:57,484
[DOOR CLOSES]
387
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,319
DANCE BREAK!
388
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,354
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYS]
389
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,895
[CHIMING]
390
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,600
TESTING 1, 2.
TESTING 1, 2.
391
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,568
* I'VE GOT YOU
392
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,269
* UNDER MY SKIN
393
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:19,272
* I'VE GOT YOU--
394
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,042
PIZZA DELIVERY.
395
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,744
I DIDN'T ORDER
A PIZZA.
396
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:27,080
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S PART OF A SPECIAL
PROMOTIONAL PLAN.
397
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,019
THERE'S NOTHIN'
BUT CRUSTS.
398
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:33,787
[STATIC]
399
00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:34,988
Tommy: DON, DON,
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
400
00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:38,358
I CAN'T HEAR
HARRY AT ALL.
401
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,559
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?
402
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:40,628
Don: OH, CRAP.
403
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:43,631
I THINK WE'VE GOT THE MIC,
AND HE'S GOT THE SPEAKER.
404
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,365
Tommy: WHAT?
405
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,468
BUT--BUT THEN THAT MEANS
THAT THE VIDEO PIRATE
406
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,805
CAN HEAR EVERYTHING
WE'RE SAYING!
407
00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:53,641
Don: RUN, HARRY.
408
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:55,208
RUN!
409
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,411
RUN, YOU IDIOT! RUN!
410
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,014
I GOTTA RUN.
411
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,984
AAH!
412
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,955
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
413
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:10,724
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO
TRASH A HOTEL ROOM, DICK.
414
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,960
I'M SORRY, MARY.
415
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:14,261
WHAT ARE THESE?
416
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,731
OH, THOSE ARE
CANTALOUPE BALLS
INJECTED WITH VODKA.
417
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,001
STUPID.
418
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:26,774
I'M JUST SO SORRY.
419
00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:27,775
I'VE RUINED THIS PLACE
420
00:18:27,808 --> 00:18:31,411
THAT HOLDS SO MANY
HAPPY MEMORIES FOR YOU.
421
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,246
MEMORIES?
422
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,516
NO, THAT OLD WOMAN WAS RIGHT.
423
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,187
MY PARENTS ONLY BROUGHT
DRUNKENNESS AND CHAOS
TO THIS PLACE.
424
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,056
I GUESS I ROMANTICIZED IT
BECAUSE I WAS FAT AND UNHAPPY
425
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,792
AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO REMEMBER IT THAT WAY.
426
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,593
THAT'S SO SAD.
427
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,696
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT SELLING YOUR STORY
428
00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:50,731
TO LIFETIME?
429
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,032
YOU COULD CALL IT
430
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:56,203
FAT, FAT LITTLE GIRL,
THE MARY ALBRIGHT
STORY.
431
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,409
WHY DOES YOUR YOUTH
ALWAYS SEEM BETTER
WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON IT?
432
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,945
MARY, HOWEVER UNPLEASANT
YOUR YOUTH WAS,
433
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,814
IT'S MADE YOU
WHO YOU ARE TODAY,
434
00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:10,150
A BRIGHT, ACCOMPLISHED,
MATURE WOMAN,
435
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,019
THE WOMAN I LOVE.
436
00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:14,387
OHH, DICK.
437
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,695
OHH-HH-HH!
438
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,601
JACK, ARE YOU
LEAVING?
439
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,070
THIS CASE IS A BUST.
440
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,039
BARNEY FIFE HERE
ALERTED THE PERP
TO OUR PRESENCE,
441
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,306
AND NOW HE'S FLED.
442
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,742
BOY, GIVE US SOME CREDIT.
443
00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:37,577
YEAH. WE SCREWED UP
THE CASE, TOO.
444
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,947
YOU ARE A DISGRACE
TO THAT UNIFORM,
445
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,382
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
OF THAT HAIRCUT.
446
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,184
HEY, HEY, HEY!
447
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,253
AT LEAST
DON TOOK SOME ACTION.
448
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,756
YEAH. HE BLEW
ALL MY HARD WORK.
449
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:51,859
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE
I WAS EVER ATTRACTED TO YOU.
450
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:52,592
HUH?
451
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,426
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
452
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,528
YOU MAY BE A BIG TIME
STATE COP,
453
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,198
AND YOU MAY BE GORGEOUS
AND GET HIGH-PROFILE CASES
454
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:04,137
AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY,
BUT YOU GOT NOTHING
ON MY DONNY!
455
00:20:04,171 --> 00:20:06,573
THANKS, SALLY.
THAT WASN'T
EMASCULATING AT ALL.
456
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,574
YOU'RE WELCOME.
457
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,743
BUNCH OF YOKELS.
458
00:20:09,777 --> 00:20:11,611
I'M OUT OF HERE.
459
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,412
WHAT'S A YOKEL?
460
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,014
I DON'T KNOW.
SOME KIND OF COP TALK.
461
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:14,915
PROBABLY MEANS BRAVE.
462
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,785
YEAH.
463
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:20,653
WERE YOU REALLY
ATTRACTED TO HIM?
464
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,722
I THOUGHT I WAS.
465
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:25,258
BUT, DON...
466
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,127
YOU--
467
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:32,099
YOU HAD THE GUTS
TO RISK HARRY'S LIFE.
468
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:35,803
NOTHING MAKES ME HOTTER
THAN A MAN OF ACTION.
469
00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:37,404
I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME ACTION.
470
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,440
OH, YEAH. ORDER ME AROUND,
YOU FUNKY SMALL TOWN COP.
471
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,041
GET IN THERE!
472
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,543
WAAH! NO! AAH!
473
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:49,249
IT'S FUNNY. WHEN
YOUNG PEOPLE GET ROWDY
474
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,083
AND DANCE IN A BAR,
475
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:52,052
EVERYBODY SAYS
THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN.
476
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,256
BUT WHEN AN ADULT DOES IT,
THEY SAY, AND I QUOTE,
477
00:20:56,289 --> 00:21:00,160
"QUICK, CALL AN AMBULANCE!
SOME CREEPY OLD MAN IS
HAVING A SEIZURE IN HERE!"
478
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,963
I DON'T KNOW. I THINK
YOUTH IS OVERRATED.
479
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,832
GREASY HAIR
AND PIMPLES,
480
00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:07,434
CONSTANTLY HAVING
TO COVER YOUR LAP
WITH A 3-RING BINDER.
481
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,136
YEAH, BUT WITHOUT
YOUNG PEOPLE,
482
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,271
WE WOULDN'T HAVE
THE YOUNG GUNS
MOVIE FRANCHISES.
483
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,106
OR THE YOUNG
AND THE RESTLESS!
484
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:15,909
OR THE NOTED PSYCHOLOGIST
CARL JUNG.
485
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,377
NO,
THAT'S WITH A "J."
IT DOESN'T COUNT.
486
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,445
IT HAS TO.
IT'S A HOMONYM.
487
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,481
HOMONYMS
DON'T COUNT!
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