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NOW THEN, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR
TO COMPLETE YOUR EXAM.
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THERE'S NO CHEATING,
THERE'S NO TALKING,
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AND THERE'S NO WAY
ANYBODY WILL BE ABLE
TO ANSWER NUMBER 4,
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WHICH, UH,
I'M SORRY TO SAY,
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IS WORTH
HALF THE EXAM.
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WHAT? BUT, DR.
SOLOMON, DOESN'T THAT
KIND OF DEFEAT--
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I'M SORRY.
I SAID NO TALKING.
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BUT--
AND BEGIN!
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Girl: DR. SOLOMON.
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Girl, enticingly:
DR. SOLOMON.
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NINA, CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF TH--
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WELL, HELLO!
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HEY, BABY.
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GOOD MORNING...
BABY.
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HOW ABOUT
I COME OVER THERE
AND RUB YOUR SHOULDERS?
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OK.
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MMM...
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MMM,
TELL ME HOW MUCH
YOU LIKE IT.
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[FLUSTERED]
OH...
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I LIKE IT.
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[GIGGLES]
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[DEEP BREATH]
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YOU ARE SO SEXY.
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OH...SO DAMN SEXY.
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KISS ME.
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OH...
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[SQUEALS]
DR. SOLOMON!
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ROWL! ROWL! ROWL!
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DR. SOLOMON!
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HA HA HA!
DR. SOLOMON!
HA HA HA!
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Boy: DR...DR. SOLOMON.
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DR. SOLOMON?
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[MOANING
WITH PLEASURE]
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DR. SOLOMON!
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LEON?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I SAID NO TALKING!
YOU FAIL!
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SPAGHETTI'S READY!
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OH HO! I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THIS SPAGHETTI!
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HA HA...UH...
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OH...
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AH.
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SALLY...SALLY,
AREN'T YOU GONNA
DRAIN THIS SPAGHETTI?
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, GET RID
OF THE WATER.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO THAT FOR?
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THE WATER
IS MY FAVORITE PART.
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QUITE FRANKLY,
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THE SPAGHETTI.
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YEAH.
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BESIDES, EVEN
IF WE DID LIKE
THE SPAGHETTI,
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SEPARATING IT
FROM THE WATER
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WOULD BE
TIME-CONSUMING
AND DANGEROUS.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET
ONE OF THOSE STRAINERS?
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THEY SELL GREAT ONES
AT BACH AND FRANKELS.
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BACH AND
FRANKELS?
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
TO BACH AND FRANKELS?
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OH, IT'S GREAT!
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THEY GOT ALL KINDS OF STUFF
FOR THE KITCHEN.
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THEY GOT, UH,
THE GARLIC PRESSES
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AND COOKIE CUTTERS
AND MELON BALLERS...
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THEY HAVE ACTUAL
MELON BALLERS?
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AND ALL THIS TIME
I'VE BEEN BALLIN' MELONS
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WITH THE INSIDE
OF MY FINGERNAILS.
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YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET THERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU
WANT SOME GRATED CHEESE
ON YOUR SPAGHETTI?
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I'M...GOOD.
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YEAH,
I'D LOVE SOME.
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OH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THANK ME.
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PROPOSITION 28 IS GOING
TO BE A TREMENDOUS BOOST
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FOR THE ARTS AND SCIENCES
PROGRAM, SO THANK YOU.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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OH, DICK, THIS EVENT
FOR PROPOSITION 28
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IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER!
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GUESS WHO I JUST
GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH.
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NINA.
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NO! THE MAN WHO WROTE
PROPOSITION 28.
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NINA?
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DR. HALLSTROM!
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OH, OF COURSE.
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HE'S AGREED TO SPEAK
AT THE DINNER.
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NOW I JUST HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THE DETAILS.
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YOU KNOW, THE MENU,
THE DECORATIONS...
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WHERE'S NINA?
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NINA? AHH...
IN HER OFFICE. WHY?
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HOW LONG HAS SHE
BEEN IN THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
ALL MORNING.
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OH. SO THEN IT WAS
ALL IN MY HEAD?
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WHOOH!
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OH. HI, DR. SOLOMON.
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UH...HELLO, BABY.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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IS IT A LITTLE
WARM IN HERE?
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I'M GONNA
TURN ON THE AIR.
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I'LL BE BACK
IN AN HOUR.
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OH, NINA, I HAVE
GOT TO TELL YOU,
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THAT YOGA
IS DOING WONDERS
FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU!
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YOU LOOK SO TONED
AND FIT AND HEALTHY.
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DOESN'T SHE, DICK?
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OH...I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU
ACCUSING ME OF?
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NOTHING.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
I NEVER TOUCHED ANYBODY.
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RIGHT, NINA?
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UH...SURE.
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I GOTTA GO.
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OH, DON'T FORGET
YOUR MAT.
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OH.
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I'M SORRY. I DROPPED
YOUR FIRM BUTTOCKS.
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UH...
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FERN BUTTOCKS.
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UH, FERN...
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BUTTOCKS.
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YOU GUYS,
THIS PLACE
IS RIDICULOUS.
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WHAT?
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YOU GOT A PARING KNIFE,
A BONING KNIFE,
A CARVING KNIFE.
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I GOT A TOOL
THAT CAN DO
ALL THESE THINGS.
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IT'S CALLED A KNIFE.
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MMM. MMM.
OH, MAN!
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ARE THOSE OVEN MITTS
SHAPED LIKE
LOBSTER CLAWS?
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I THINK THEY ARE!
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LET'S GO!
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NOW, WHEN YOU'RE SERVING
CRAB-AND-MANGO
AUTUMN ROLLS
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WITH CITRUS
DIPPING SAUCE,
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BE SURE TO HOLLOW OUT
A SUMMER SQUASH
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AND USE IT
AS A TOOTHPICK CUSHION.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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"THE MARGARET WILLIAMS
LIFESTYLE COLLECTION."
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BY NOW, OUR SPUN SUGAR
CREAM PUFF TOWER
IS READY.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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EXCUSE ME.
UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL
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WITH THIS PERKY LADY
AND HER LIFESTYLE
COLLECTION?
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OH, SHE'S WONDERFUL.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
HER NEW BOOK?
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"BAKING WITH MARGARET."
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SHE SHOWS YOU HOW
TO MAKE 100 DIFFERENT
KINDS OF COOKIES.
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I'VE NEVER MADE
MY OWN COOKIES BEFORE.
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ESPECIALLY NOT ONES SHAPED
LIKE DIFFERENT BREEDS
OF DOG.
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OH, AND THIS ONE
HAS SOME TERRIFIC
DECORATING IDEAS.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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OH, MY GOD!
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SHE MAKES CANDLES
OUT OF BIRDSEED?
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A 20-LAYER
WEDDING CAKE?
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SHAMPOO TOPIARIES
FOR THE SHOWER?
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WOW. DO WOMEN REALLY
DO ALL THIS?
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I DO.
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I DO, TOO.
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I'M A LOBSTER!
AAH!
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LOBSTER.
I'M THE LOBSTER!
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HEY.
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
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DO NOT THROW AWAY
THAT APPLE.
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THIS BOOKS SAYS
THAT I CAN DRY IT,
FILL IT WITH CLOVES,
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AND USE IT AS A NATURAL
ROOM DEODORIZER.
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WHAT HAS GOTTEN
INTO YOU? THE MINUTE
YOU GET HOME,
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YOU START PUTTIN'
THESE TINY LITTLE WREATHS
ON EVERY DOORKNOB?
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SO "THE ROOM
CAN BLOOM."
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YOU KNOW, BEFORE
I READ THESE BOOKS,
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I THOUGHT I WAS
DOIN' PRETTY GOOD
AS A WOMAN,
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BUT NOW I REALIZE
I WAS TOTALLY
INADEQUATE. I MEAN,
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THIS...THIS IS WHAT
BEING A REAL WOMAN
IS ALL ABOUT!
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SALLY, YOU KNOW,
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
REALLY.
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BY THE WAY,
REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID
"ROOM CAN BLOOM"?
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THAT ALMOST MADE ME
THROW UP.
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FINE.
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY SCHNAUZER COOKIES.
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OH, HARRY...
TOMMY...
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YOU KNOW, THE ODDEST THING
HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
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I WAS IN CLASS,
WIDE AWAKE,
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AND SUDDENLY I STARTED
HAVING THESE REALLY
EROTIC THOUGHTS ABOUT NINA.
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SO WHAT?
YOU HAD A FANTASY.
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A FANTASY? YOU'VE
HAD THEM, TOO?
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YEAH. I HAVE THEM
ALL THE TIME.
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AT SCHOOL, AT THE STORE.
I ONCE HAD ONE
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WHEN I WAS PICKING OUT
A BICYCLE HELMET.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, HARRY?
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I'M HAVIN' ONE RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M IN LOVE WITH MARY.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE WITH NINA.
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I KNOW, AND I'M
IN LOVE WITH ALISSA.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE WITH THE ENTIRE
GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL TEAM.
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WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH US?
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WELL, DICK,
MAYBE IT'S NOT US.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I'M SAYING MAYBE
SOMEONE ELSE IS MAKING US
THINK THESE THINGS.
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LIKE WHO?
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THE WOMEN.
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THAT'S IT!
OF COURSE!
IT'S THE WOMEN!
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WITH THEIR
FEMININE VOICES...
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AND THEIR SOFT SKIN...
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AND THEIR
ANGORA SWEATERS
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AND THEIR
HOT LITTLE FEET.
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OH, THEY'RE
DOING IT AGAIN!
NO!
STOP THAT!
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NINA. OH, GOOD.
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00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,918
DR. SOLOMON.
YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
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00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,788
UH, NINA...THERE'S
SOMETHING THAT
WE HAVE TO DISCUSS.
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HERE. HAVE A SEAT.
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OK...
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NINA...
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00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,597
HAVE YOU BEEN
COMING ON TO ME?
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00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,599
WHAT?!
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00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,567
OH, COME ON.
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00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,736
PARADING AROUND
IN YOUR LITTLE
YOGA OUTFITS,
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00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,405
ACCIDENTALLY
BUMPING INTO ME
IN THE OFFICE,
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WEARING
SCENTED DEODORANTS.
I KNOW YOUR GAME.
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DR. SOLOMON, I--
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HOW DARE YOU TRY
TO COME BETWEEN ME AND
THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE,
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00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:43,451
AND RIGHT UNDER
MARY'S IGNORANT NOSE?
YOU BITCH!
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OOH. YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY.
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00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:55,696
YOU DO?
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GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE.
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OK.
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TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,
DR. SOLOMON, AND
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
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00:10:05,406 --> 00:10:08,108
BUT, NINA, WE'RE--
WE'RE RIGHT--
WE'RE IN--
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TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT.
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00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,379
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
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00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,112
UH, NINA!
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00:10:12,146 --> 00:10:13,814
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
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00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:14,782
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
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00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,584
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
OH! NINA!
220
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,820
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT FOR LUNCH.
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00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,289
HUH? HUH?
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00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:21,922
WHAT?
223
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,657
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR LUNCH?
224
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,226
UH, UH, UH...
PIZZA.
225
00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:29,129
AND...
HOLD THE BUTTOCKS.
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00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:39,640
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY...
DINNER'S READY.
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00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,776
OHHH!
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00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,312
THIS LOOKS
GREAT, SALLY.
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[CHUCKLES PROUDLY]
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00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:47,981
YOU FOLDED BREADSTICKS
INTO THE NAPKINS!
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00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,750
YES, WELL,
UNFOLDING A NAPKIN
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00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,285
IS LIKE UNWRAPPING
A LITTLE GIFT.
233
00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:54,288
IT MAKES EVERY MEAL
FEEL LIKE A CELEBRATION.
234
00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:55,789
MMM.
235
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,392
I, UH, THINK YOU'RE
SITTIN' IN MY SEAT
THERE, TOMMY.
236
00:10:58,426 --> 00:10:59,527
THIS IS WHERE
I ALWAYS SIT.
237
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,596
WELL, NOT ACCORDING
TO THE LITTLE
PUMPKIN PLACE CARD,
238
00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:03,597
IT'S NOT, NO.
239
00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:04,632
THEN THAT'S
A MISTAKE.
240
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,967
THERE WAS NO MISTAKE,
TOMMY. YOU SIT HERE.
241
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,103
I FELT
THAT THE CONVERSATION
WOULD BE MORE LIVELY
242
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,705
IF THE PEOPLE
WITH THE LEAST IN COMMON
243
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,941
WERE SITTING
NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
244
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,576
THERE'S ONLY
THREE OF US.
245
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,578
WELL, IT'S AT THE
SMALLEST DINNER PARTIES
246
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,581
THAT YOU MAKE
THE BIGGEST DISCOVERIES
ABOUT YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
247
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:24,285
SALLY, I'VE BEEN TO PARTIES.
THIS ISN'T A PARTY.
248
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,854
WHOA!
ARE THESE PLATES
MADE OUT OF ICE?
249
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,223
THAT'S RIGHT. INSTEAD
OF WASHING THEM,
250
00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:33,494
YOU JUST PUT THEM
IN THE SINK
AND LET THEM MELT.
251
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,129
YEAH, SEE,
THIS IS A PARTY...
252
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:41,068
ONE OF THEM...ONE
OF THEM CRAZY MELTIN'
PLATE KIND OF PARTIES.
253
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:42,270
* HELLO
254
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:43,371
OH, WE'RE IN THE KITCHEN!
255
00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:47,375
HI. OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS TABLE!
256
00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:48,609
DID YOU DO THIS?
257
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,444
YEAH. ALL BY MYSELF.
258
00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:51,612
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
259
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:55,749
WELL, ANY TIME
YOU SIT DOWN AT A TABLE,
IT'S AN OCCASION.
260
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,984
OH...BOY, SALLY,
261
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,720
I WISH YOU WERE
AVAILABLE FOR MY PARTY.
262
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,954
YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?
263
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:04,224
MMM. AT THE
UNIVERSITY GALLERY
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
264
00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:05,593
AND I HAVEN'T HAD
A SECOND TO--
265
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:06,960
HOW MANY PEOPLE?
30, 35.
266
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,596
I'LL DO IT.
ARE YOU SURE?!
267
00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:13,000
YES. I PROMISE YOU,
ALBRIGHT, EVERYTHING
WILL BE PERFECT.
268
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:13,767
OHHH...
269
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,737
OH...OH...
OH, NO.
270
00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:29,082
MARY...WOULD YOU BE MAD
IF I TOLD YOU I...
I HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?
271
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,084
WELL, WHY WOULD I
BE MAD AT YOU?
272
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:36,557
BECAUSE IT'S DIRTY
AND NAUGHTY AND
LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN.
273
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,759
IS THERE
ANY OTHER KIND?
274
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,328
YOU'VE HAD ONE, TOO?
275
00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:42,763
UH, TELL ME. MARY,
TELL ME WHAT IT IS!
276
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,633
YOU REALLY WANT
TO HEAR IT?
YUH-HUH.
277
00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:47,100
OK.
278
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,205
THERE I AM...
IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
279
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,841
AND THERE ARE PEOPLE
ALL AROUND,
280
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,177
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU ARRIVE FROM
OUT OF NOWHERE.
281
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,680
OH, GOODNESS,
I'M SNEAKY.
282
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,450
AND YOU START
TO SEDUCE ME.
283
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,884
WHAT? AM I
NAKED?
284
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,219
CAN I BE?
NO.
285
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,254
SURE!
286
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,690
ANYWAY, I'M
AFRAID WE'RE
GONNA GET CAUGHT,
287
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,158
SO I TRY
TO STOP YOU.
288
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,426
WELL, YOU'RE
NO TRAMP.
289
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,027
HMM-MMM.
290
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,629
BUT THE MORE
I RESIST...
291
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,865
THE MORE
PASSIONATE YOU
BECOME,
292
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,433
AND WE
JUST GO AT IT
293
00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,735
IN THE MIDDLE
OF EVERYBODY.
294
00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:22,603
[GASPS]
295
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,272
WOW, YOU
ARE A
TRAMP!
296
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,943
OK. NOW YOU
HAVE TO TELL
ME YOURS.
297
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,479
OH.
WELL...OK.
298
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:32,380
OK.
299
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,448
SO THERE I
AM IN THE
OFFICE,
300
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,316
SITTING AT
MY DESK
BEFORE
CLASS...
301
00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:37,017
MM-HMM...
302
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,519
JUST
GRADING MY
EXAMS...
303
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,754
OH, I KNOW WHERE
THIS IS GOING!
304
00:13:40,788 --> 00:13:43,156
UH-HUH. SO,
THERE I AM,
305
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,224
JUST
SITTING
THERE
306
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,493
MINDING MY OWN
BUSINESS...
307
00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:46,594
GO ON.
308
00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:49,497
WHEN IN
WALKS NINA.
309
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:52,600
NINA.
310
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:55,068
YEAH. YOU BETCHA!
311
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,638
AND THEN ALL AT ONCE
WE START MAKING
CRAZY LOVE
312
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:01,074
LIKE IT'S GOING
OUT OF STYLE. I MEAN,
IS THAT HOT OR WHAT?
313
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:01,842
GOOD-BYE.
314
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,844
HEY...
WAIT A SECOND!
315
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:07,548
I THOUGHT WE WERE
ALL TURNED ON HERE!
316
00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:11,151
HELLO, DR. SOLOMON.
317
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:15,656
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
318
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,459
[SIGHS]
319
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,234
MARY, DID I DO
SOMETHING TO UPSET YOU
LAST NIGHT?
320
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,336
WELL, MAYBE IT WAS
YOUR FANTASY, DICK.
321
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,072
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP
YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT.
322
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,676
WELL, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
YOU TOLD ME YOURS,
AND I TOLD YOU MINE.
323
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,045
YEAH, BUT MINE
DIDN'T INVOLVE NINA.
324
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,014
I SORT OF WISH IT HAD.
325
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,551
WELL, I'M SORRY, DICK,
326
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:46,887
THAT OUR SEX LIFE
ISN'T EXCITING ENOUGH
TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED.
327
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,855
OH, BUT IT IS, MARY.
328
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,425
I DIDN'T INVITE NINA IN.
SHE JUST SHOWED UP.
329
00:14:51,459 --> 00:14:52,426
GOOD MORNING.
330
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,427
[COOLLY]
NINA.
331
00:14:53,461 --> 00:14:55,162
HERE'S THE LIST
OF CONFIRMATIONS
332
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,664
FOR TOMORROW
NIGHT'S DINNER.
333
00:14:56,697 --> 00:14:57,798
EVERYONE SAID YES.
334
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:02,436
I JUST NEEDED THE LIST,
NINA, NOT YOUR COMMENTARY.
335
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,071
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
336
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,206
NINA, IT'S JUST
THAT MARY IS--
337
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,040
DICK.
338
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,008
I'M SORRY, NINA.
339
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,077
I THINK
IT'S JUST THE STRESS
OF THIS DINNER.
340
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,212
OH, COME ON, MARY.
WE BOTH KNOW
IT'S NOT THE DINNER.
341
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,482
IT'S THE DINNER, DICK.
LET'S BE HONEST, NINA.
342
00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:19,553
MARY IS UPSET BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL
FANTASIES ABOUT YOU.
343
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,121
ABOUT ME?
344
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:26,193
OH, DON'T ACT
SO INNOCENT, NINA!
345
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:27,895
WHAT?!
346
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,597
OH, PLEASE.
347
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:32,065
MAYBE IF YOU STARTED
DRESSING LIKE A GROWN-UP
348
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,969
INSTEAD OF SOME TEENYBOPPER
PAT BENATAR WANNABE...
349
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,204
NOW, MARY, MARY...
350
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,807
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MARY?
MAYBE IF YOU CHANGED
YOUR HAIRSTYLE
351
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:44,077
ONCE A DECADE, YOUR PERVERT
OF A BOYFRIEND WOULDN'T
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ME.
352
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,679
NOW, NINA...
MAR--
353
00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:47,481
HOW DARE YOU?
354
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:48,616
HOW DARE YOU?
355
00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:50,150
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
COME ON.
356
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:54,187
WHA--WHA--
MA--MA--MARY,
NO. THAT'S IT!
357
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:54,922
THAT'S IT!
358
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,024
I HAVE TO PUT A STOP
TO ALL THIS.
359
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,827
MARY, I STILL LOVE YOU
AND ONLY YOU...
360
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,895
IN SPITE OF YOUR HAIR.
361
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:06,133
AND...AND, NINA,
REST ASSURED THAT
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
362
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,701
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
BE A MAN...
363
00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,771
A MAN NAMED NINO.
364
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,173
NOW...ARE WE
ALL HAPPY?
365
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,274
OHH!
OHH!
366
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,175
UH...
367
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,377
[STAMMERING]
368
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:28,556
DON...
369
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:29,557
HONEY...
370
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:32,225
THOSE NAPKINS ARE
SUPPOSED TO LOOK
LIKE SWANS,
371
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:36,496
NOT SOMETHING
THAT CAME OUT OF
AN OLD MAN'S POCKET.
372
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,498
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO, SALLY.
373
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,301
EVERY DAMN PINE CONE
WITHIN 20 MILES.
374
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,603
OK, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
375
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:46,907
UH, I ACTUALLY DECIDED
TO GO WITH FRESH HERB
CENTERPIECES.
376
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:50,544
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE CLIMBED TREES
FOR THESE THINGS.
377
00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:52,980
WE FOUGHT SQUIRRELS.
378
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,517
NOW, COME ON, GUYS,
DON'T BE UPSET.
379
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:58,652
WE'LL JUST MAKE 'EM
INTO PUPPETS
380
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,989
FOR THOSE LONG WINTER NIGHTS
AT HOME ALONE WITH THE KIDS.
381
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,559
YOU CAN TELL THAT
TO THE FREAKIN' SQUIRRELS!
382
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,462
I CAN'T DO THE SWANS!
SALLY, I CAN'T DO 'EM!
383
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,099
WELL, THEN, UH,
TRY A PEACOCK.
384
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,801
A PEACOCK'S EVEN HARDER.
385
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,036
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
386
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:19,740
OH, HEY, DICK.
387
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,742
OH, DON...MARY'S
FURIOUS WITH ME,
388
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,443
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID WRONG.
389
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,912
OH, DON'T SWEAT IT, DICK.
IT'LL BLOW OVER.
390
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:28,749
I TOLD HER I HAD
A SEXUAL FANTASY
ABOUT NINA.
391
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,784
GOOD GOD, DICK!
392
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:34,054
YOU COULDN'T MAKE
A DUMBER MOVE THAN THAT.
393
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,522
AND THEN I TOLD NINA.
394
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,625
I STAND CORRECTED.
395
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,628
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I NEVER TOUCHED NINA.
396
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:41,962
WHY IS MARY SO UPSET?
397
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:45,365
WELL...MAYBE SHE THINKS
SHE DOESN'T EXCITE YOU
ANYMORE.
398
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,467
BUT HOW DO I LET HER
KNOW THAT SHE DOES?
399
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,302
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
ASKIN' ME FOR, DICK?
400
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,539
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE
A SWAN OUT OF A NAPKIN.
401
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,206
YOU CAN'T?
402
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,341
NO.
OH, NO,
BUT IT'S EASY.
403
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,577
YOU JUST MAKE A PEACOCK
AND THEN FLATTEN OUT
THE TAIL.
404
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,579
GAHHH!
405
00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:05,218
HI. YOU HAVIN'
A GOOD TIME? GOOD.
406
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,689
SIR, YOUR LAVENDER VOTIVE
IS SUPPOSED TO STAY
ON YOUR PLATE
407
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,823
TILL DINNER'S SERVED.
408
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:12,760
MAKES THE TABLE
LOOK PRETTIER. OK?
409
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:13,727
THANKS.
410
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,363
HEY, SALLY, THESE
CRAB-AND-MANGO
AUTUMN ROLLS
411
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,397
ARE REALLY MOVING.
412
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,867
WHAT ARE THOSE USED TOOTHPICKS
DOING ON THE PLATE?
413
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,002
PEOPLE PUT THEM THERE
AFTER THEY EAT
THE AUTUMN ROLLS.
414
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:25,472
OK, SO WHY DID I
HOLLOW OUT A SUMMER SQUASH
TO MAKE A TOOTHPICK CUSHION
415
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,207
IF NO ONE'S
GONNA USE IT, HMM?
416
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,276
AHH, EVERYONE'S
HAVING FUN.
417
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,646
YEAH...AT MY EXPENSE.
I MEAN, YOU WORK SO HARD
TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT,
418
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,382
BUT DO THEY CARE? NO.
I MEAN, HAS ANYBODY
EVEN NOTICED
419
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:40,087
THE--THE CROUTON TURTLES
IN THE OLIVE OIL PONDS?
HUH?
420
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,724
OR--OR THAT THE NAPKIN
RINGS ARE MADE OUT
OF EDIBLE FLOWERS?
421
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,726
NO ONE, NOT
ONE SINGLE PERSON,
422
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:48,228
HAS EVEN MENTIONED
THE HERB CENTERPIECES!
423
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:52,465
SMELL THE PERFECTION!
SMELL IT!
424
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,002
HARRY, I THINK I NEED
A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.
425
00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,103
ALL RIGHT.
426
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,005
THANKS.
427
00:18:58,038 --> 00:19:00,573
AND HERE YOU GO.
428
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,144
IS THAT A PINE CONE?
429
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,012
WELL, YES, IT IS.
430
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:07,347
CAN I GET ONE
WITHOUT A PINE CONE?
431
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,950
NOT AS LONG AS I GOT
3 BUSHELS OF 'EM
BACK HERE,
432
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,952
NO, YOU CAN'T.
433
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,343
HELLO, MARY.
434
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,378
HELLO, DICK. DICK!
435
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,116
MAKE LOVE TO ME, MARY...
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
436
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:45,753
ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
437
00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:48,388
NO, BUT
I'M OUT OF MY PANTS.
438
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,690
TOUCH MY BODY.
439
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,092
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
440
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,160
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FANTASY
441
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,929
THAT I SEDUCE YOU
IN PUBLIC. REMEMBER?
442
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,697
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE REAL!
443
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,366
WHY NOT, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT?
444
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,333
OH...
445
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,170
OH, DR. HALLSTROM!
QUICK.
GET UNDER THE TABLE.
446
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,671
OH...
447
00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:07,941
DR. ALBRIGHT.
448
00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:10,043
I MUST COMMEND YOU.
THIS IS QUITE AN EVENT.
449
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:13,446
OH...DR. HALLSTROM,
THANK YOU. I--OHHH!
450
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,917
ARE...ARE YOU
PLEASED?
451
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,651
YES. VERY.
452
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,420
AND NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE BEEN POSSIBLE
453
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:24,024
WITHOUT YOUR PASSION,
YOUR COMMITMENT.
454
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,192
STOP IT.
455
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,193
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
456
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,962
[LOSING CONTROL]
I MEAN...STOP IT!
457
00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:31,431
OH. WELL, ENJOY
THE REST OF THE EVENING.
458
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,234
I AM...I DID...I WILL!
OH, THANK YOU!
459
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,403
[MOANING WITH PLEASURE]
460
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,142
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
HOW OUR FANTASIES ALLOW US
461
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:45,312
TO EXPLORE
FORBIDDEN TERRITORIES.
462
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:49,649
I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE
ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT ME
RIGHT NOW.
463
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,385
INCLUDING YOU--ONE.
464
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,322
BY THE WAY,
I BUMPED INTO ALISSA.
YEAH.
465
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,658
SHE'D NEVER HEARD
ABOUT YOUR VOLLEYBALL
TEAM FANTASY.
466
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,660
OHHH...CRAP.
467
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,930
YEAH, YOU GUYS WANT
TO TALK ABOUT FANTASY,
I'LL TELL YOU,
468
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:05,665
TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
AS PERFECT
AS THEY TELL YOU TO
469
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,835
IN THOSE BOOKS.
THAT'S A REAL FANTASY.
470
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,602
SO NO MORE FANCY
TABLE SETTINGS?
471
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,139
I DON'T CARE
IF YOU EAT
WITH YOUR FEET.
472
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,640
THAT WOULDN'T BE
A PROBLEM FOR ME
473
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,575
'CAUSE I GOT
LOBSTER CLAWS!
474
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,644
STOP WITH THE LOBSTER! OK?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
475
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,846
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
476
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:19,579
LOBSTER CLAWS!
477
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,615
I DON'T LIKE IT!
ALL RIGHT?
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