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HEY, GUYS!
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JUST A MOMENT,
YOUNG LADY.
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WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
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YOU'VE BEEN OUT
GROCERY SHOPPING
FOR 5 HOURS.
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YEAH, WELL, IT'S HARD
TO FIND GOOD PRODUCE.
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I'LL TAKE THESE,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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OHH,
NOT AGAIN!
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YOU SPENT ALL
OUR FOOD MONEY ON SHOES?
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WHERE ARE YOU
GETTING THAT FROM?
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SALLY, YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM.
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NO, I DON'T!
OH, NO? COME HERE.
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LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
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WHAT? I DON'T HAVE
ANY MORE SHOES
THAN...THAN...
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THAN ITALY?
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AND WHAT IS THIS?
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I HAVE A BAD BACK.
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BLACK MANOLO PUMPS.
CHECK.
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VELVET MARY JANES.
CHECK.
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RED STRAPPY DOLCES.
CHECK.
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HEY, Y'ALL.
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VICKI DUBCEK?
IS THAT YOU?
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WELL, WHO ELSE
WOULD IT BE?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S JUST THAT
YOU LOOK SO, UH...
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WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF TRASHY?
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NOT TRASHY?
NOT TRASHY.
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OH, MY GOD,
VICKI?
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WOW, LOOK AT YOU.
WHY ARE YOU
SO CLEANED UP?
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WELL, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH,
I HIT ROCK BOTTOM.
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I WAS DRINKING.
OH, YEAH.
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AND I WAS FREER
WITH MY BODY
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THAN A MEDICAL SCHOOL
CADAVER.
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BUT THEN ALONG CAME
LITTLE ERIC TRAVIS.
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All: OHH!
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HE'S SO LITTLE.
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MOTHERHOOD
CERTAINLY SEEMS TO HAVE
TRANSFORMED YOU, VICKI.
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OH, BOY, I'LL SAY.
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YOU KNOW,
I WAS SO OUT OF IT,
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I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
I WAS IMPREGNATED
BY AN ALIEN.
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I MEAN, COME ON!
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All: COME ON!
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[LAUGHING]
[BEEPING]
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YOU ARE A PIG!
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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THIS IS
VERY IMPORTANT.
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IS HE LITERALLY
A PIG?
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I'M BACK!
RING-A-DING-DING!
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OH, GOD!
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IF IT ISN'T
THE BIG GIANT HEAD?
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WELCOME!
WHAT A SURPRISE!
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YOU DIDN'T CALL.
YOU USUALLY CALL.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?
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JUST KEEPING YOU
ON YOUR TOES.
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OH, SMART MOVE.
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ACTUALLY,
I FORGOT TO CALL.
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BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT.
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OH, MARY, YOU
REMEMBER, UH, STONE.
STONE PHILLIPS.
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OH, GOD, NO.
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YOU'RE
THE ATTRACTIVE,
MATURE ONE.
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WOULD YOU DO
A CARTWHEEL FOR ME?
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YOU'RE AN ASS.
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IF IT'S ONE
AS MAGNIFICENT AS
YOURS, I THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE STILL AN ASS!
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STRANGE,
I DON'T REMEMBER EARTH
BEING THIS BITCHY.
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I KNOW.
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
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SO, YOUR AWESOME
BIGLINESS,
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TO WHAT DO
WE OWE THE HONOR
OF YOUR ARRIVAL?
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THE LAST TIME
I WAS IN RUTHERFORD,
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I SIRED AN HEIR.
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WITH VICKI DUBCEK,
UH-HUH.
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WHOEVER.
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POINT IS, I'VE COME
TO TAKE HIM BACK
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TO GROOM HIM
FOR HIS FUTURE THRONE.
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WHAT A FINE IDEA.
LONG LIVE
THE ROYAL LINE--
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OH, SHUT UP.
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DO ME A CARTWHEEL.
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WHAT?
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A CARTWHEEL!
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THAT WAS SUCKY.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
THIS HARNESS BELONGS
TO YOUR ASSISTANT.
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SALLY, ARE THOSE
NEW BOOTS?
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I'M SORRY, TOMMY.
I TRIED,
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BUT THIS DAMN PATCH
DOESN'T WORK!
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HEY, VICKI, YOUR NEW
BREAST PUMP JUST CAME.
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OH. THANK YOU.
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SALLY, DO ME A FAVOR.
LOOK AFTER ERIC TRAVIS
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WHILE I GO PUMP OUT
A LITTLE LIQUID GOLD.
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HEY, DUBBI, HOW'D
YOU HURT YOUR ARM?
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I FELL OFF
THE IRONING BOARD.
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WHAT WERE YOU DOING
ON THE IRONING BOARD?
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I ROLLED OFF
THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
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GUYS!
I GOT GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
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WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
IS HERE.
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WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
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THERE IS NONE.
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WELL, THEN,
WHY DID YOU PHRASE IT
LIKE THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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COME ON!
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* ACROSS THE VOID
WE COME A-WARPING *
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* ACROSS THE FIELDS
OF STARS WE SOAR *
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* WE PLEDGE TO
WAR AND MAPPING *
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STOP IT!
I HATE THAT SONG.
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OOH, LIEUTENANT.
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SIR.
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HOW'S IT POSSIBLE
THAT YOU'RE EVEN
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HOT-MONKEY LOVELIER
THAN BEFORE?
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SIR, MR. HEAD,
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE
YOUR SON AND HEIR?
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
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THAT'S
YOUR SON, SIR.
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MY SON?
MY SON'S A LEADER,
A WARRIOR.
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THIS THING
IS COVERED IN SNOT.
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WELL, IT'S
6 MONTHS OLD, SIR.
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THAT'S NORMAL
FOR AN EARTH BABY.
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YEAH, BUT IF IT
MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER,
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THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD
IS THE TALK OF
THE MOMMY AND ME GROUP.
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THAT'S MY BOY.
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NO, THAT'S MY BOY.
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T...
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WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M THE WOMAN
YOU KNOCKED UP
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AND THEN ABANDONED,
YOU RAT!
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OH, THAT'S YOU!
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YOU LOOK LESS...
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TRASHY.
YEAH, I KNOW.
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY,
SWEET LITTLE BOY,
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LOOK AT MY SWEETIE.
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COME ON,
LITTLE ERIC TRAVIS.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
ANYWHERE NEAR THIS
ITINERANT SPERM DONOR.
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[LAUGHS]
WELL, SIR...
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YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY,
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"HEIR TODAY
AND GONE TOMORROW."
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PLEASE
DON'T VAPORIZE ME.
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WHEN I SAW THAT WOMAN
HOLDING MY BABY,
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MY HEART FILLED WITH JOY,
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MY STOMACH
GOT ALL TINGLY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE IN LOVE, SIR.
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LOVE? LOVE? YES, LOVE.
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YES! I LOVE HER.
SHE LOVES ME.
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WE'VE NEVER BEEN
HAPPIER.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
NO, SIR.
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SHE DESPISES YOU.
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THEN YOU HAVE TO
MAKE HER LOVE ME.
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ME, MAKE HER?
I DON'T THINK
I CAN.
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OF COURSE YOU CAN, DICK.
I MEAN, COME ON,
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YOU MADE ALBRIGHT
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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YEAH! WHEN WE
FIRST GOT HERE,
SHE HATED YOUR GUTS.
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AND NOW, FOR SOME REASON,
SHE SLEEPS IN YOUR BOXERS.
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UH, THAT'S TRUE.
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IF YOU CAN'T
FIGURE OUT A WAY
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TO MAKE VICKI DUBCEK
LOVE ME,
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I'LL PULL YOU
OFF THIS MISSION
AND SEND YOU TO MARS.
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OH, WELL,
MARS IS NOT SO BAD.
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NOT THAT MARS!
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NO!
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ALL RIGHT, SALLY.
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THE FIRST STEP TO
CURING YOUR SHOE ADDICTION
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IS TO ELIMINATE
THE MONEY SOURCE.
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OF COURSE!
I'LL KILL DICK.
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NO. UH, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT CUTTING UP
YOUR CREDIT CARD.
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I CAN'T DO THAT.
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SALLY, IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
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OK.
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OK.
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NO PROBLEM.
GOOD.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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AHEM!
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THERE. DID IT. HA HA HA!
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WHEW!
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THAT WAS YOUR LIBRARY CARD.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO PROBLEM.
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IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
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OK.
YOU CAN DO IT.
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I'M READY.
GOOD.
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OK...
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OK, THAT
WAS LIBRARY CARD.
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I'M SORRY.
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QUIT SCREWIN' AROUND.
TAKE OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD.
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[WHIMPERING]
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COME ON.
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[MOUTHS WORDS]
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THERE. I DID IT, OK?
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GOOD. GOOD. NOW YOUR
BANK OF COLUMBUS CARD.
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BANK OF TAIWAN CARD,
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BANK OF CRETE CARD.
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NOT MY BANK
OF CRETE CARD.
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BANK OF CRETE!
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DICK.
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DAMN.
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DID YOU
GET THAT INFORMATION
I ASKED FOR?
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UH...RIGHT.
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ABOUT THAT, SIR...
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HERE'S THE THING...
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I CAN'T MAKE VICKI
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR
IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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THERE ARE THOUSANDS
OF REASONS
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THAT HUMANS FALL IN LOVE
WITH EACH OTHER,
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AND EACH ONE IS AS SPECIAL
AS ALL THE OTHERS.
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IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU'VE FAILED.
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LARGELY, YES.
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PREPARE YOURSELF FOR
IMMEDIATE DEPORTATION.
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NO.
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YES. I'M SENDING YOU
EIGHTH CLASS,
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WHERE ALL THEY SERVE
IS A DISGUSTING SNACK,
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AND YOU HAVE TO EAT IT!
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5, 4, 3, 2...
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HARRY! OH, THERE YOU ARE!
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TELL THE BIG GIANT HEAD
HERE HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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UH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO GOOD
WITH WORDS.
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SHOW ME!
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WE--OF COURSE,
HE'LL SHOW YOU.
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THAT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG,
TO HAVE HARRY SHOW YOU.
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SO SHOW HIM, HARRY.
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OH...OK.
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DICK, YOU BE THE WOMAN.
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AND USE THE NAME VICKI.
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VICKI?
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UH, ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, NOW...
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I'LL COME IN.
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HELLO, HARRY.
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HI, VICKI.
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YOU'RE LOOKING
VERY HANDSOME TODAY.
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WOW, YOU MEAN IT?
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COURSE I DO.
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YOU ARE ONE
OF THOSE UNIQUE PEOPLE
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THAT IS AS BEAUTIFUL
ON THE OUTSIDE
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AS YOU ARE ON THE IN.
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WELL, YOU MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE I'VE NEVER FELT
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
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AHH!
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OH, YOUR SKIN
IT'S SO SOFT.
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YOUR EYES ARE SO BROWN.
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OH, VICKI.
OH, HARRY!
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I LOVE YOU, VICKI.
238
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:59,693
I LOVE YOU, HARRY!
239
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,330
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
240
00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:07,735
UH...WE'RE STILL
WORKSHOPPING IT, SIR.
IT'S VERY ROUGH.
241
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,970
WELL, THIS
ISN'T WORKING FOR ME!
242
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,473
WIN ME
VICKI DUBCEK'S HEART...
243
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,275
OR YOU DIE.
244
00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:16,377
BUT, SIR,
IT'S JUST SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE.
245
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,380
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR--
246
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:23,050
YOU KNOW,
HE IS A LOUSY HOUSEGUEST.
247
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,653
DICK, I'M STILL
IN LOVE WITH VICKI.
248
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,820
WOULD IT BE BAD
IF I TOLD HER?
249
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,389
YOU CAN'T!
250
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,557
IF VICKI WINDS UP
WITH YOU,
251
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:32,159
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
WILL SQUASH YOU
LIKE A BUG,
252
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,229
AND I'LL BE BANISHED
FROM THIS PLANET FOREVER!
253
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:37,731
WELL,
HE DIDN'T SAY "NO."
254
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:47,775
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
THIS HERE IS A PICTURE
OF A PIECE OF CHEESE,
255
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,977
BUT IN FRENCH IT'S...
256
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,546
[NON-FRENCH ACCENT]
FROMAGE.
257
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:55,015
FROMAGE.
IT'S IN FRENCH.
258
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,284
HELLO, VICKI.
259
00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:57,618
OH, HEY, HARRY.
260
00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,621
HEY, I WAS JUST TEACHIN'
LITTLE ERIC SOME FRENCH.
261
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,456
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY
IN FRENCH...
262
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:07,127
"I LOVE YOU,
AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE
LET YOU OUT OF MY LIFE"?
263
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,531
NO, BUT I KNOW HOW
TO SAY, "BOOT."
264
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,533
Dick: VICKI, ARE YOU HOME?
265
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,536
YEAH! I'M IN HERE!
266
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,839
HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN VICKI'S
BEDROOM?
267
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,942
WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
VICKI TEACH THE BABY FRENCH.
268
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,243
EST-CE QUE
C'EST VRAI?
269
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:24,912
I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.
270
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,647
JE VEUX
QUE TO PARTE
EN CEP MOMENT!
271
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,516
MAIS JE DOIS LUI DIRE
QUE JE L'AIME.
272
00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,250
ES-TU FOU?
ELLE APPARTIENT
273
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:31,452
À LA GRANDE
TÊTE GÉANTE!
274
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:34,788
LA GRAND TÊTE GÉANTE.
275
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,424
DID SOMEBODY
SAY, "DISCOTHEQUE"?
276
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:37,758
I THOUGHT I HEARD
SOMEBODY SAY...
277
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,192
MAINTENANT VAS-Y!
C'EST UNE COMMANDE!
278
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:43,631
TRÈS BIEN!
279
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:47,701
[FRENCH ACCENT]
I WILL BE BACK.
280
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:48,001
[SPITS]
281
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,003
OH!
282
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,472
SACREBLEU!
283
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,473
ALORS.
284
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:53,607
VICKI?
MM-HMM?
285
00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:56,577
STONE FEELS JUST AWFUL
ABOUT ABANDONING YOU.
286
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,746
HE WANTS
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
287
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,615
WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM
TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER
OR SOMETHING?
288
00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:04,418
OH, NO. I DO NOT WANT
TO BE ALONE WITH THAT MAN.
289
00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:05,753
OH, NO. MARY AND I
WILL COME ALONG.
290
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:09,623
SHE ADORES STONE.
IT'LL BE A BLAST.
291
00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:10,524
AH, I DON'T KNOW.
292
00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:13,427
COME ON, VICKI.
DO IT FOR ERIC.
293
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:15,295
WHO'S ERIC?
294
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:16,163
YOUR BABY.
295
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,031
ISN'T HE CUTE?
296
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:26,206
YES. A LARGE PEPPERONI
WITH MUSHROOMS.
297
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,676
CAN YOU HANG ON A SECOND?
298
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:32,880
HEY, YOU KNOW THAT SHOE STORE
ACROSS THE STREET?
299
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:36,283
CAN YOU JUST LOOK
IN THE WINDOW FOR ME?
300
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,420
OH, WHAT--WHAT DO
THEY HAVE ON SALE?
301
00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:41,188
OH...THOSE ARE NICE.
302
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,090
CAN YOU GET A PAIR
OVER HERE IN 30 MINUTES
OR LESS?
303
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:43,957
'CAUSE I'LL PAY YA
A LITTLE--
304
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,959
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
305
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,196
I WAS ORDERING A PIZZA--
HALF-PEPPERONI,
HALF-BUCKLES.
306
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,665
SALLY, YOU ARE
TOTALLY STRUNG OUT.
307
00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:54,267
ALL RIGHT, WE ARE
GONNA NEED TO TAKE
DRASTIC MEASURES.
308
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,102
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
309
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,770
I MEAN HYPNOSIS.
310
00:13:56,804 --> 00:13:57,571
WHAT?
311
00:13:57,605 --> 00:14:00,307
SALLY, IT'S YOUR LAST HOPE.
312
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,542
YOU'RE RIGHT.
OK.
313
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,577
NOW...AHEM!
314
00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:05,178
I WANT YOU TO RELAX.
315
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,314
FOCUS ON THE SOUND
OF MY VOICE.
316
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,517
INHALE...
317
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,885
EXHALE.
318
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,789
TOUCH MY BOOBS
WHEN I'M UNDER,
AND YOU'RE DEAD.
319
00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:16,690
WHAT?
IS DICK HERE?
320
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:17,791
NO. SHH!
321
00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:20,327
OH, GREAT!
HE PROBABLY ALREADY
WENT OFF TO DINNER.
322
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,630
OH, I DESPISE
THAT FRENCH BASTARD!
323
00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:23,664
HARRY!
324
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:27,435
SNAIL-EATER!
SHH!
325
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:28,969
OK...AHEM!
326
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,370
WHERE WERE WE?
327
00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:31,972
OK, SALLY...
328
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,474
WHEN I SAY, "ONE,"
329
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:35,776
YOU WILL FALL DEEPLY ASLEEP.
330
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:36,644
AND...
331
00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:38,512
ONE.
332
00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:39,513
GOOD. GOOD.
333
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,181
NOW, NOD
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.
334
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,583
GOOD.
335
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,151
DEEP SLEEP.
336
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:49,289
SALLY, DO YOU REMEMBER
TELLING ME I COULDN'T
TOUCH YOUR BOOBS?
337
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,259
CRAP. OK, MOVING ON.
338
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,528
WHEN YOU HEAR
THE NUMBER 2...
339
00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:57,064
YOU WILL WAKE UP
FEELING TOTALLY REFRESHED.
340
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,366
WHEN YOU
HEAR THE NUMBER 3,
341
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,970
YOU WILL FEEL AS IF
YOUR SHOES ARE ON FIRE.
342
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,638
OK, NOW,
LET'S WAKE YOU UP.
343
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:07,040
AND...2!
344
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,009
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
345
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,846
LIKE YOU TOTALLY SUCK
AT HYPNOSIS.
346
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,181
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING--
YOUR HEAD DROPPED.
347
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,850
I WANTED TO LOOK
AT MY SHOES,
348
00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:19,853
WHICH ARE NOT ON FIRE,
BY THE WAY.
349
00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:21,989
I'M GONNA GO
MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
350
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,592
COULD YOU
MAKE ME ONE?
351
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,760
HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
352
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:28,929
HARRY FELL ASLEEP.
353
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,135
I COULD
REALLY USE
A NAP, TOO.
354
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,643
WOW, I'VE NEVER FELT
SO REFRESHED IN ALL MY LIFE.
355
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:43,644
YOU KNOW WHAT?
356
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,245
I'M GOIN' DOWN
TO THAT RESTAURANT,
357
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,947
AND I'M GONNA TELL VICKI
THAT I LOVE HER.
358
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,816
WAIT, HARRY!
359
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:50,518
HARRY'S STANDING UP
TO THE BIG GIANT HEAD?
360
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:51,852
HE'S GONNA GET KILLED.
361
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:55,022
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS,
TOMMY.
362
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:59,026
I'M GONNA NEED SOME
CONSERVATIVE BLACK PUMPS
FOR THE FUNERAL.
363
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,661
SALLY. SALLY! SALLY!
364
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,034
WELL, ISN'T
THIS LOVELY?
365
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,369
AND SO ROMANTIC,
DON'T YOU THINK?
366
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,171
HOW ABOUT A TOAST?
367
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,305
TO US...
368
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,842
4 PEOPLE FROM COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT WORLDS
369
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:17,077
JUST TRYING TO MAKE
A GO OF IT, HUH?
370
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,982
MARY?
371
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,957
SO, DR. ALBRIGHT,
HOW ARE THINGS TREATIN' YA
AT THE HOSPITAL?
372
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,392
I'LL BET THOSE HMOs
ARE JUST MAKIN' YA
CRAZY, HUH?
373
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,061
AH HA HA!
374
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:38,398
I'M NOT THAT KIND
OF DOCTOR, VICKI.
375
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,402
SO, YOU MEAN,
LIKE, YOU'RE, LIKE,
A VETERINARIAN, OR WHAT?
376
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,272
SO WHAT CAN I GET
FOR ALL OF YOU THIS EVENING?
377
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:45,873
A TAXI!
378
00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:46,740
GOOD NIGHT.
379
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,375
OH, WAIT, MARY!
380
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,376
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
381
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,444
I'M NERVOUS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
382
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,181
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL?
383
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,082
MARY!
384
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,084
MARY!
385
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,453
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
386
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,523
I'M NOT PROUD
OF WHAT I DID.
387
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:05,158
I'M THE GUILTY ONE.
388
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,994
[THUD]
389
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,297
I MEAN, YOU JUST ABANDONED
ME AND LITTLE ERIC TRAVIS.
390
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,701
NOW I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING BUT YOU TWO.
391
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,071
YEAH. YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT ONE?
392
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,339
WELL, IT'S TRUE.
393
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,411
WHEN I SAW YOU
HOLDING OUR CHILD,
394
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,714
I FELT THINGS
I NEVER FELT BEFORE.
395
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:30,918
I FELT
THE NEED TO...
396
00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:34,287
BE THE ONE...
397
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,924
TO...
398
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:37,958
LOOK AFTER YOU,
399
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:41,528
THE ONE...
400
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,797
TO...
401
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,532
PROTECT YOU.
402
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,268
OH...OH, STONE.
403
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,003
VICKI, I LOVE YOU
WITH ALL MY HEART.
404
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:51,438
I WANT TO BE
WITH YOU AND LITTLE ERIC,
405
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,373
JUST US THREE.
406
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,075
AAH!
407
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,751
MY SHOES ARE ON FIRE!
408
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:06,353
AAH!
409
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,423
POOR BABY.
410
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,224
THAT'S ROUGH.
411
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,361
Dick: SALLY, TOMMY, HARRY!
412
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,796
ARE STONE AND VICKI
BACK YET?
413
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:16,396
NO.
414
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,530
LAST TIME
I SAW THEM,
415
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,199
THEY WERE
KISSIN' AT
THE RESTAURANT.
416
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,401
YES! THAT MEANS THEY'RE
BACK TOGETHER, RIGHT?
417
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,636
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU GOT ME.
418
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,772
I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING
TO PUT MY SHOES OUT
419
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:28,041
IN THE RESTAURANT'S
KOI POND.
420
00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:30,744
LONG STORY SHORT--
CONGRATULATIONS, DICK.
421
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,345
YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED.
422
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,282
WELL, THANK YOU, HARRY.
423
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,385
I DIDN'T KNOW
A CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ
COULD BE THAT FLUFFY,
424
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,687
BUT IT WAS!
425
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,387
HEY, BABY.
426
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,822
HEY, BABY.
427
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,857
OH, GOOD.
I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
428
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,392
THERE'S
SOMETHING
I WANT TO SAY.
429
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,194
VICKI, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING IN THIS WORLD
430
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,762
THAT I LOVE
MORE THAN YOU.
431
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:51,531
THAT'S ME.
432
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,734
MARRY ME?
433
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,236
STONE, THIS IS SO SUDDEN.
434
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,105
I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
435
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,306
SAY "NO."
436
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,440
WHAT?
WHAT?
437
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,975
WHAT?
HUH?
438
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,977
HARRY STILL
LOVES YOU, VICKI.
439
00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:05,779
HOW DARE YOU?!
440
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,781
WHERE DO YOU
GET THE GALL
TO COME BACK HERE
441
00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:10,684
AND REND ASUNDER
THE BONDS OF TRUE LOVE?
442
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:13,821
I'M NOT GONNA STAND BY
AND SEE YOU BREAK
THIS POOR MAN'S HEART!
443
00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:19,059
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
OF THE IMPLICATIONS
OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
444
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,029
I DO.
445
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,832
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D DO THAT
FOR ME, DICK.
446
00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:28,268
HARRY, IS THIS TRUE?
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
447
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,371
YEAH, BUT YOU
SHOULD GO WITH STONE.
448
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,942
I MEAN,
HE REALLY LOVES YOU,
AND, BESIDES,
449
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,210
I DON'T
WANT ANYTHING BAD
TO HAPPEN TO DICK.
450
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,114
HARRY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT FOR ME.
451
00:19:41,148 --> 00:19:43,516
OH...I LOVE YOU, DICK.
452
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,885
I LOVE YOU, HARRY!
453
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,120
OH!
454
00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:49,089
GOOD GOD,
THERE THEY GO AGAIN.
455
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,992
STONE?
456
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,526
YES, MY LOVE?
457
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,662
MY ANSWER IS YES.
458
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,665
OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC!
459
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,301
I'LL GO PUT THE CAR SEAT
IN THE SPACESHIP.
460
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,335
SPACESHIP?
461
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,871
THE SPACESHIP.
YES, I HAVE MY OWN.
462
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:07,040
I'M THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
463
00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:08,909
I'M THE SUPREME LEADER
OF THE GALAXY.
464
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:10,811
THESE ARE JUST
ALIEN DRONES.
465
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,385
YOU--YOU'RE ALL ALIENS?
466
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,153
YOU--YOU REALLY ARE?
467
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:23,957
SORTA.
YEAH, BUT WE PREFER
EXTRATERRESTRIALS.
468
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:26,760
DO YOU
HAVE ALIEN POWERS?
469
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:27,861
LIKE WHAT?
470
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,663
LIKE, CAN YOU
TAKE THAT GNOME
RIGHT OVER THERE
471
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,665
AND MAKE IT
MOVE TO RIGHT
OVER THERE?
472
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,700
UH...
473
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,734
SURE.
474
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:45,578
WHOA.
475
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:49,116
WELL, YOUR HIGHNESS,
ARE YOU READY TO ASCEND
YOUR CELESTIAL THRONE?
476
00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:53,921
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA BE QUEEN OF
THE FREAKIN' UNIVERSE!
477
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,956
SO LONG, EARTH!
478
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,700
WELL, THEY DO MAKE
A NICE COUPLE.
479
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,407
ANYBODY GOT WETNAPS?
480
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:18,979
THE KID JUST PUKED
IN THE PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.
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