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GOOD MORNING.
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OH, GOOD MORNING, NINA.
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SAY, I HAVE A 2-FOR-1
DINNER COUPON
AT CAFE DE BOEUF--
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THAT'S FRENCH
FOR "CAFE OF BEEF,"
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AND MARY
REFUSES TO COME.
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WE'VE BEEN
4 TIMES THIS WEEK.
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SO HOW DOES 7:00 SOUND?
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I'M SORRY,
DR. SOLOMON, I'M BUSY.
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NO, LET ME EXPLAIN.
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IF I BUY A STEAK DINNER,
YOU GET ONE FOR FREE.
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AND THEN WHEN THE GARÇON
TURNS HIS BACK,
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YOU CAN JUST
SLIP ME A FEW BUCKS
UNDER THE TABLE.
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THAT'S VERY GENEROUS
OF YOU,
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BUT I HAVE A MEETING
OF THE BLACK STUDENT
UNION.
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NINA, THIS COUPON
EXPIRES TONIGHT.
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YOU'LL STILL
BE BLACK TOMORROW.
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THAT'S TRUE,
BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO PASS.
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B-BU--I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'LL COME TO THE MEETING,
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AND THEN WE COULD
GO GRAB SOME
HALF-PRICED BOEUF.
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DR. SOLOMON,
I DON'T THINK YOU'D
GET A LOT OUT OF IT.
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THE MEETING'S
A DISCUSSION GROUP
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FOR BLACK MEMBERS OF
THE PENDLETON COMMUNITY.
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SORT OF LIKE
WEIGHT WATCHERS.
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I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.
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BUT--BUT NINA--
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I DON'T GET IT.
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WHY WON'T SHE ADMIT
THAT THE BLACK
STUDENT UNION
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IS JUST
A BLATANT RIP-OFF
OF WEIGHT WATCHERS?
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BECAUSE IT'S NOT!
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DICK, YOU'VE GOT
TO ACCEPT THE FACT
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THERE ARE
CERTAIN THINGS IN LIFE
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
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OH, I ACCEPT THAT.
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BUT WHAT ARE THEY
AND WHY WON'T I
UNDERSTAND THEM?!
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HEY, HARRY,
HOW WAS THE LIBRARY?
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YOU ARE LOOKING
AT A FREE MAN.
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I RETURNED THE BOOK,
PAID THE $14
IN LATE FEES,
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CHECKED IT RIGHT
BACK OUT AGAIN.
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WHY?
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WELL, I'M THINKIN' ABOUT
READING IT THIS TIME.
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OH, BUT GET THIS.
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THE LIBRARY
IS HAVING
A POETRY CONTEST,
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AND THE TOPIC IS
"IF I COULD CHANGE
THE WORLD."
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ISN'T THAT
PERFECT FOR US?
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YEAH, SURE.
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WE'VE GOT A KEEN
THIRD-PARTY-OBSERVER
PERSPECTIVE.
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TOO BAD POETRY'S STUPID.
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I DON'T THINK IT'S STUPID.
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I THINK IT'S BORING.
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THE SIGN SAID
THERE WOULD BE PRIZES.
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PRIZES?
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YOU MEAN LIKE
A TRIP TO HAWAII?
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OR LIKE A DUNE BUGGY?
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HEY, IT'S
THE PUBLIC LIBRARY!
SKY'S THE LIMIT!
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I'M IN.
IN.
IN.
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[LAUGHTER]
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UH-OH,
SOLOMON'S HERE.
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CHECK, PLEASE.
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OH, OH, GOOD.
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LISTEN, I'VE GOT
TO TALK TO CARYN,
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SO IF YOU GUYS
WOULDN'T MIND
HITTING THE BRICKS.
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CARYN, DID YOU HAPPEN TO GO
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TO THE BLACK STUDENT
UNION MEETING LAST NIGHT?
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OH, YEAH, I WENT.
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DID YOU HAPPEN
TO TAKE ANY NOTES
OR PHOTOS?
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YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THOSE MEETINGS ARE TO ME.
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YEAH.
UM, DR. SOLOMON,
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YOU'RE NOT BLACK.
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WELL, HOW BLACK
DO YOU HAVE TO BE?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE
A MILKY COCOA AT BEST.
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THIS ISN'T
REALLY ABOUT COLOR.
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I SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID
AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
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WELL, WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE MEETING? TELL ME.
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I'M LEAVING NOW.
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED ON
THE JEFFERSONS LAST NIGHT.
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WEEZY ALMOST
STARTED A FIRE.
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OH, OH, AND
THEY CHANGED LIONELS.
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IF I COULD
CHANGE THE WORLD,
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I'D HAVE
EVERY SWIMMING POOL
HAVE A SHALLOW END,
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A DEEP END,
AND AN UNBELIEVABLY
DEEP END.
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THAT IS EXCELLENT.
YEAH.
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OK, IF I COULD
CHANGE THE WORLD,
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I'D MAKE EVERY GUY
LOOK LIKE DON.
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THEN HOW WOULD YOU TELL
WHICH ONE WAS DON?
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THEY WOULDN'T ALL
BE NAMED DON, DUMB ASS.
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I WONDER WHAT
I'D LOOK LIKE IF
I LOOKED LIKE DON.
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OH, YOU GUYS,
HERE COMES DICK.
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CHECK, PLEASE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN THINKING--
WE SHOULD ALL ATTEND
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THE NEXT BLACK
STUDENT UNION
MEETING.
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WHATEVER.
OK.
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WELL, UH, MAYBE THERE'S LIKE
A WHITE ONE WE COULD GO TO.
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YOU THINK?
WHY NOT?
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BARTENDER...
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EXCUSE ME, ARE THERE
ANY WHITE SUPPORT GROUPS
IN THIS AREA?
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YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE
WHITE POWER GUYS
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WHO MEET OUT
IN HENDERSONVILLE?
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WHITE POWER.
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THAT SOUNDS UPLIFTING.
YEAH.
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THANK YOU,
MY WHITE BROTHER.
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WE'LL HAVE 2 ORDERS
OF BUFFALO WINGS, PLEASE.
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YOU PEOPLE
DISGUST ME.
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ALL RIGHT, MAKE
THAT ONE ORDER OF WINGS
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AND ONE
MOZZARELLA STICKS.
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ANYWAY,
IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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WHITE PEOPLE
PLAYING WHITE GAMES.
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HAVING
WHITE DISCUSSIONS.
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WHERE DO WHITE PEOPLE GO
FOR REALLY GOOD PIZZA?
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I'D BE
INTERESTED
TO KNOW.
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HEY, YOU THINK
BARRY WHITE WILL SING?
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WHY WOULDN'T HE?
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Man over megaphone:
LOOK TO OURSELVES
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AND THE FUTURE GENERATION
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TO SEIZE CONTROL
OF OUR NATION'S DESTINY.
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[CHEERING]
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YOU SAY, WHAT'S INVOLVED?
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THIS IS OUR NATION.
WE WERE HERE FIRST.
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WE AREN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE!
[CHEERING]
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WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
BARRY WHITE WASN'T THERE.
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THOSE GUYS
WERE KIND OF CREEPY.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY BURNED
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THAT GIANT
LOWERCASE
LETTER "T"?
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
A PART OF ANY GROUP
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THAT HATES
THE LOWERCASE
LETTER "T."
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NO, THEY HATED
MORE THAN THAT.
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THEY HATED
JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE GOOD?
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IF PEOPLE
FROM DIFFERENT RACES
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COULD LIVE TOGETHER
IN PEACE AND,
OH, I DON'T KNOW...
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SAY, HARMONY?
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HARRY, HOW DID YOU
COME UP WITH THAT?
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THAT IS SO BRILLIANT.
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YOU GUYS, THAT'S THE TOPIC
FOR OUR POETRY CONTEST!
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UNCHARTED TERRITORY!
GET A PEN,
GET A PEN!
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I'M A POET, AND
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
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OH, HERE COMES DICK.
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CHECK, PLEASE.
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OH, NINA, GOOD.
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I WANTED
TO ASK YOU,
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DID PEOPLE
DRESS UP IN ROBES
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AT YOUR
BLACK STUDENT UNION
MEETING?
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NO.
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AND, UH, WAS THERE
A GUY WITH A MICROPHONE
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SHOUTING UNATTRACTIVELY?
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NO.
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OK, GOOD.
ONE LAST QUESTION--
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WILL YOU ONLY REST
WHEN THE BLOOD
OF WHITE PEOPLE
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OVERFLOWS
THE RIVERS OF AMERICA
AND RUNS OUT TO SEA?
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NO, I'LL PROBABLY
REST BEFORE THAT.
ANY REASON YOU ASK?
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NO, IT'S JUST
THAT LAST NIGHT
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I WENT TO THIS RALLY
IN HENDERSONVILLE--
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YOU WHAT?
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YOU WENT TO
A WHITE POWER
RALLY?
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BECAUSE OF YOU.
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WHAT?!
WHAT?!
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I--I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
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OK, SO WHAT RHYMES
WITH RACISM?
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WEIGH STATION!
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All: YEAH!
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UH, THAT DOESN'T RHYME.
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YES, IT DOES.
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OK, YOU KNOW
WHAT RHYMES WITH
WEIGH STATION?
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PLAYSTATION.
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THAT'S IT!
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YEAH, BUT YOU GUYS,
WE ALREADY RHYMED
WEIGH STATION WITH RACISM.
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THEY DON'T RHYME.
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PLAYSTATION
AND WEIGH STATION
RHYME BETTER.
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YEAH, AND THAT WAY
WE CAN AVOID
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THE WHOLE RACISM
THING.
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IT'S SUCH A DOWNER.
I KNOW.
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ISN'T IT THE POINT
THAT WE WANT TO TALK
ABOUT RACISM?
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YES. POETRY'S HARD.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
POETRY DOESN'T
HAVE TO RHYME.
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WHAT?
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YEAH, POETRY THAT
DOESN'T WIN PRIZES.
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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I MEAN,
READ WALT WHITMAN.
HE NEVER RHYMED.
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LOOK, EITHER
RHYME SOMETHING WITH
PLAYSTATION OR LEAVE.
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CLAYMATION?
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FINALLY SOMETHING
WE CAN USE!
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ALL RIGHT.
RACISM IS AS BAD
AS CLAYMATION.
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THAT IS A...
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MAYBE WE DON'T
HAVE TO RHYME.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
BREAKTHROUGH.
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OK, CLASS,
HERE'S YOUR EXAM.
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JUST PASS IT AROUND.
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I ONLY HAVE ONE
BECAUSE MY ASSISTANT NINA
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REFUSES TO MAKE ME COPIES.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING RUDE
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LIKE ACCUSE HER OF NOT
BEING COMPLETELY BLACK?
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NO,
SHE'S PRETTY BLACK...
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UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
I KNOW.
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DR. SOLOMON!
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ALL I DID WAS GO
TO A WHITE POWER RALLY
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AND NOW SHE
WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.
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00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:06,580
YOU WENT TO
A WHITE POWER RALLY?
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WELL, I AM WHITE.
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[GROANS]
THAT IS SUCH A WHITE
MALE RATIONALIZATION.
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JUST DENY
THE ENTIRE HISTORY
OF WHITE OPPRESSION
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AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE
TO SAY THAT YOU
WANT EQUALITY.
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OH, YEAH, RIGHT,
WHITE OPPRESSION.
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I'M SURE HISTORY
REALLY BACKS
THAT ONE UP.
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WELL, YEAH,
THERE'S, LIKE, SLAVERY.
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RACIAL QUOTAS.
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JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS.
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GLASS CEILINGS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I DIDN'T DO ANY
OF THOSE THINGS.
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LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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DO YOU EVEN HAVE
ONE BLACK FRIEND?
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WELL, THERE'S,
UH, NINA.
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SHE'S YOUR ASSISTANT.
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WELL, THERE'S
YOU, CARYN.
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I'M YOUR STUDENT.
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WELL, THEN,
THERE'S...AL ROKER.
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HE'S ON TELEVISION.
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YOU'RE KIDDING,
ROKE'S ON TV?
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I GOTTA
GIVE HIM A CALL!
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[GASPS]
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00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:02,203
OK, WHAT?
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00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,904
MY STUDENTS ARE RIGHT.
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00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,540
I COLONIZED
EVERY CONTINENT.
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00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:08,742
I ENSLAVED
AN ENTIRE PEOPLE,
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00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,179
AND EVEN AFTER
I ABOLISHED SLAVERY,
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00:10:11,212 --> 00:10:13,781
I CONTINUED
TO MARGINALIZE MINORITIES
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00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,716
WITH ECONOMIC
DISINCENTIVES.
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00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,918
DON'T LET THIS
EAT YOU UP.
228
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,587
ANGEL FOOD CAKE
IS WHITE.
229
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:23,524
DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE,
BLACK!
230
00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,892
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
231
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,896
WHO GETS TO MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE IN CHESS?
THE WHITE GUYS.
232
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,865
DICK, I'VE
BEEN THROUGH THIS
WHITE GUILT THING, TOO.
233
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,201
WHITE GUILT?
234
00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,067
OH, YEAH.
235
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,237
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ONE OF MY ANCESTORS
236
00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,239
WAS A PROPONENT
OF SLAVERY.
237
00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:39,072
WHO?
238
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,775
WELL, ACTUALLY...
239
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,844
MY MOM.
240
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,580
HOW DO YOU LIVE
WITH YOURSELF?
241
00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:47,681
SHE'S NOT ME,
242
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,584
AND I'VE LEARNED
BY OBSERVING HER BEHAVIOR
243
00:10:50,618 --> 00:10:53,621
THAT WE HAVE THE POWER
TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
244
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:57,958
WE HAVE THE POWER
TO MAKE CHANGES IN SOCIETY.
245
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,859
WE DO?
246
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,161
ABSOLUTELY.
247
00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:03,797
SO STOP
FEELING GUILTY
AND DO SOMETHING.
248
00:11:07,235 --> 00:11:12,573
AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT
LIKE YOU PICKED THE COLOR
OF YOUR SKIN, RIGHT?
249
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:24,151
SO, MRS. DUBCEK,
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE POEM?
250
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,086
WELL, THE THING
ABOUT THIS CONTEST IS
251
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,291
EVERYBODY IN IT
IS UNDER THE AGE OF 10.
252
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,460
THEY'RE ALL KIDS?
253
00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,328
WE ARE GONNA KICK ASS.
254
00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:35,629
YES!
YEAH!
255
00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:38,299
UH, MISS DUBCEK,
THERE'S A MAN DOWNSTAIRS
256
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:39,633
POUNDING ON YOUR DOOR.
257
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,934
OH, HE WOKE UP.
258
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,671
MAYBE I SHOULD
LET HIM OUT.
259
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:46,707
HEY, DICK.
260
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,309
HEY.
261
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:52,813
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER
WHY WE ALL DECIDED
TO BE WHITE?
262
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,315
OH--UM,
I WENT WITH WHITE
263
00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:57,985
'CAUSE I THOUGHT
I'D BE A LITTLE COOLER
IN THE SUMMER.
264
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,320
WELL, DON'T
YOU REMEMBER, DICK?
265
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:00,688
ALL THE TELEVISION
SIGNALS
266
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,189
THAT WE PICKED UP
IN OUTER SPACE
267
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,291
WERE FILLED
WITH WHITE PEOPLE.
268
00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:05,192
OH, EXCEPT FOR THAT, UH,
THAT BLACK NERD
269
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:09,330
WITH THE HIKED-UP PANTS
AND THE OVERSIZED GLASSES.
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
270
00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,532
BRYANT GUMBEL.
RIGHT.
271
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,537
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
272
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,205
WE'VE UNWITTINGLY
ALIGNED OURSELVES
273
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,375
WITH THE MOST
DESPICABLE FORCE IN
WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
274
00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:22,476
BUMMER.
275
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,945
YEAH, BUT, DICK,
WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.
276
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,614
WE CAN'T CHANGE
SOCIETY.
277
00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:27,448
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG.
278
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,683
MARY SAYS WE CAN,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
279
00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:31,485
I'M GONNA DO IT.
280
00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:32,620
WELL, HOW?
281
00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:35,689
I'M GONNA REVITALIZE
AMERICA'S URBAN
EDUCATION SYSTEM.
282
00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:39,393
I'M GONNA CREATE
ENTERPRISE ZONES
TO DRAW IN INVESTORS.
283
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:43,130
I'M GONNA SET UP
A $1 BILLION MINORITY
SCHOLARSHIP FUND,
284
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,333
AND I'D LIKE US,
AS A FAMILY,
285
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:49,470
TO KICK IT WITH
SEAN "PUFFY" COMBS
MORE OFTEN.
286
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:52,773
NO, DICK,
I MEANT IT'S
AGAINST THE RULES
287
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,376
OF OUR MISSION
TO CHANGE SOCIETY.
288
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,411
OH, DAMN, YOU'RE RIGHT.
289
00:12:57,445 --> 00:13:00,213
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO CONCENTRATE ON NINA.
290
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:07,855
OH, NINA, GOOD.
I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU.
291
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,989
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
292
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,257
WHAT IS IT,
DR. SOLOMON?
293
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,360
NO, NO, I'LL
JUST BE A MINUTE.
294
00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:15,062
IT HAS COME TO
MY ATTENTION, NINA, DEAR,
295
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,332
THAT YOU
HAVE BEEN PLACED
IN A SERVILE ROLE.
296
00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:21,502
THIS JOB HAS PUT YOU
ON THE FAST TRACK
TO NOWHERE,
297
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,104
BUT ALL THAT
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
298
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,008
I HAVE SOME
WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU.
299
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,009
WHAT?
300
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:33,080
NINA,
YOU'RE FIRED.
301
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:33,681
WHAT?!
302
00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,749
FLY, FLY
LIKE A BIRD!
303
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:37,718
OH, YOU HAVE
FINALLY LOST IT!
304
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,187
HARSH MEDICINE,
I KNOW, BUT IT'S
WHAT YOU NEED.
305
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,455
THIS JOB
IS WHAT I NEED.
306
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:43,023
THIS JOB PAYS FOR
MY HEALTH INSURANCE
307
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,124
AND I GET TO TAKE
FREE CLASSES.
308
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,726
NINA, SWEETHEART,
TRUST ME.
309
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,260
I KNOW WHAT'S BEST
FOR YOU.
310
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,096
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.
311
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,030
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
312
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,600
YOU THINK I'M SOME
LITTLE HELPLESS BLACK GIRL
313
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:53,601
WHO CAN'T MAKE IT
IN THE WORLD
314
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:56,470
WITHOUT THE HELP
OF SOME ENLIGHTENED
WHITE GUY
315
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,571
SHOWING HER THE WAY.
316
00:13:57,605 --> 00:14:01,442
AND YOU SAY
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
317
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:07,280
DR. SOLOMON,
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,
I DON'T SEE COLOR.
318
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,784
I SEE A JACKASS.
GOOD NIGHT.
319
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:19,893
"IT TAKES ME EVERYWHERE,
TO PLACES THAT I LIKE.
320
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:24,898
AND THAT IS WHY, MY FRIENDS,
WHY I LOVE MY BIKE."
321
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,633
THANK YOU.
322
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:28,436
[APPLAUSE]
323
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,144
NOT GOOD.
NOT A GOOD POEM.
324
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,947
NOPE. APPARENTLY
SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
325
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,083
YEAH. SHE'S
JUST COASTING
ON HER LOOKS.
326
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,852
YUP.
327
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,219
HEY, UH,
MISS GOLTRA,
ARE WE UP NEXT?
328
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,624
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
JUST A LITTLE TOO OLD
FOR THIS POETRY CONTEST?
329
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:55,463
OLD?
MAYBE YOUR IDEAS
ARE TOO OLD.
330
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:58,699
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST AFRAID
OF WHAT WE MIGHT SAY.
331
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:03,003
YEAH. MAYBE AGEISM
HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER
OF YOU, MISS GOLTRA.
332
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,140
WE'RE NOT LEAVING.
333
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,149
FINE, FINE.
JUST READ YOUR POEM
334
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,785
AND DON'T BREAK
ANYTHING ELSE.
335
00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:19,386
OH, MY GOD.
336
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,764
"IF WE COULD
CHANGE THE WORLD."
337
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,604
RACISM.
338
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:38,438
IT'S HERE.
339
00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:41,208
RACISM. STOP RACISM.
340
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,844
STOP RACISM. STOP.
341
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,078
RACISM.
342
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:45,846
STOP!
WHAT?
343
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,280
WELL, YOU'RE
STANDING ON MY FOOT.
344
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,983
ALL RIGHT,
SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
345
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,722
NEVER AGAIN
SHOULD A CHEROKEE MAN
346
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,790
BOARD A COMMERCIAL
JET LINER
347
00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:59,392
AND BE AFRAID
THAT THE COWBOY PILOT
348
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,063
WILL TAKE HIM AND THE REST
OF THE PASSENGERS OUT.
349
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,167
RACISM.
350
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,104
WE DREAM OF A WORLD
WHERE EVERY PHOTO
IS IN COLOR,
351
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:15,408
AND BLACK AND WHITE
PHOTOGRAPHY IS
A HILARIOUS JOKE,
352
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,745
AKIN TO SOMEONE
SAYING,
353
00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:23,183
"HEY, YOUR HORSE
AND BUGGY IS HERE."
354
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,054
WEIGH STATION.
355
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:38,431
IN THIS WORLD, AMERICA
WILL DO THE LAUNDRY
OF THE CHINESE.
356
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,770
All: AND WE WILL MIX
THE WHITES AND COLORS.
357
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:46,506
ONE LOAD, ONE WORLD!
358
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,081
[PIANO PLAYING]
359
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,716
* CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
360
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,450
* CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
361
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,053
* AND YOU WONDER WHY
362
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:05,626
* MAYBE GOD IS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING *
363
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,427
* CRY ALL NIGHT LONG
364
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,096
* CRY ALL NIGHT LONG
365
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,397
* SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG
366
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,866
* SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG
367
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:21,541
* OH, MAYBE GOD IS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING *
368
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:24,011
LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN.
369
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,078
All: AMEN.
370
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,180
AMEN!
371
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:31,151
IF I COULD HAVE
YOUR SWEET ATTENTION,
372
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,520
HERE AT THE PIANO.
373
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,321
[PLAYING THE PIANO]
374
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:38,291
DR. SOLOMON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
375
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,228
THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT NEEDS TO BE
SAID HERE, NINA.
376
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,097
[GOSPEL FLOURISH]
377
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:47,735
SOMETIMES A MAN,
HE THINKS
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
378
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,672
BUT THAT MAN,
HE KNOWS NOTHING.
379
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,409
HE'S SO LOST.
380
00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,180
NEVER LOOKS AT LIFE
FROM ANY ANGLE
BUT HIS OWN.
381
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:09,623
BUT THEN ONE DAY,
HE SEES THE LIGHT.
HE READS THE BOOKS.
382
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:13,393
LEARNS BLACK CULTURE
LIKE A PRO.
383
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,864
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
MALCOLM X AND MR. T?
YOU JUST ASK HIM.
384
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:25,172
BUT I PITY THE FOOL.
THIS FOOL, HE THINKS
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
385
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,075
BUT STILL, STILL,
HE KNOWS NOTHING.
386
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,576
YOU KNOW WHY?
387
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,946
* WHY?
388
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:36,416
HE PICKED
THE WHITE BODY.
389
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:41,154
* FOOL CHOSE
THE WHITE BODY *
390
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,825
HE DIDN'T KNOW
HE HAD A WHOLE RAINBOW
TO PICK FROM.
391
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,359
NOBODY TOLD HIM.
392
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,029
* NOBODY TOLD HIM
393
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:52,332
BUT I, DICK SOLOMON,
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME,
394
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,968
TELL ME THAT I CAN
BE A GOOD MAN.
395
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:58,138
TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD...
396
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,273
IN SPITE OF MY COLOR.
397
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:05,412
* DICK SOLOMON,
YOU CAN BE GOOD *
398
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,281
* DICK SOLOMON,
YOU CAN BE GOOD *
399
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,250
NINA CAMPBELL...
400
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,719
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
401
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:14,454
TELL ME
I CAN BE GOOD.
402
00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:17,725
TELL ME, NINA!
TELL ME
I CAN BE GOOD.
403
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,526
I SUPPOSE.
404
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,593
NINA, TELL ME.
405
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,096
TELL ME
YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
406
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:25,766
I'M YOUR FRIEND.
407
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:29,102
YEAH, WE'RE
ALL FRIENDS HERE.
408
00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:30,337
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
409
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,273
* DICK SOLOMON,
YOU CAN BE GOOD *
410
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,143
COME ON, TELL ME.
411
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:40,080
TELL ME
I'M YOUR SAVIOR!
412
00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:45,819
GOOD NIGHT,
REVEREND.
413
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,256
OK, THAT WAS JUST
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
414
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,259
NINA...NINA!
415
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:56,930
SO HOW'D YOU GUYS DO
ON THE POETRY CONTEST?
416
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:57,931
AHH, PRETTY GOOD.
417
00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,233
IT WAS A LITTLE
TOUCH-AND-GO THERE
FOR A WHILE.
418
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,635
WE HAD TO WRESTLE
THE TROPHY AWAY
419
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,939
FROM THAT LITTLE
BLONDE "WINNER."
420
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,607
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
421
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,443
AS LONG AS WE'VE BEEN HERE,
WE'VE BELIEVED THAT,
422
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,846
AS ALIENS,
WE WERE SUPERIOR.
423
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,017
BUT WHAT I REALIZED
IS NOBODY'S SUPERIOR.
424
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,586
WE'RE ALL JUST DIFFERENT,
THAT'S ALL.
425
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,555
YEAH, DICK,
LIKE WE'RE NO BETTER
THAN HUMANS?
426
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,490
YEAH!
427
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,126
HEY, YOU GUYS,
LOOK AT THIS,
I'M HUMAN.
428
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,495
[LOWERS VOICE]
CAN I GET CHEESE
ON THAT?
429
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:39,439
* I WAS SO BLIND
430
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:45,712
* I WAS SO LOST
431
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,649
* UNTIL YOU
SPOKE TO ME *
432
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,752
* OOOH
433
00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:53,520
1, 2, 3, 4--
434
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,556
* CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
435
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,392
* AND YOU WONDER WHY
436
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:05,232
* MAYBE GOD IS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING *
437
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,868
* CRY ALL NIGHT LONG
438
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,804
* SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG
439
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:15,508
* MAYBE GOD IS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING *
440
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,709
ONE MORE TIME!
441
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,745
* CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
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