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SOLOMON, I'M BUSY. 9 00:00:29,631 --> 00:00:31,132 NO, LET ME EXPLAIN. 10 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:35,169 IF I BUY A STEAK DINNER, YOU GET ONE FOR FREE. 11 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,071 AND THEN WHEN THE GARÇON TURNS HIS BACK, 12 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:41,175 YOU CAN JUST SLIP ME A FEW BUCKS UNDER THE TABLE. 13 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:42,677 THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU, 14 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:44,879 BUT I HAVE A MEETING OF THE BLACK STUDENT UNION. 15 00:00:44,913 --> 00:00:46,915 NINA, THIS COUPON EXPIRES TONIGHT. 16 00:00:46,948 --> 00:00:50,318 YOU'LL STILL BE BLACK TOMORROW. 17 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,754 THAT'S TRUE, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. 18 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:53,988 B-BU--I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 19 00:00:54,022 --> 00:00:55,156 I'LL COME TO THE MEETING, 20 00:00:55,189 --> 00:01:00,528 AND THEN WE COULD GO GRAB SOME HALF-PRICED BOEUF. 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,497 DR. SOLOMON, I DON'T THINK YOU'D GET A LOT OUT OF IT. 22 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,666 THE MEETING'S A DISCUSSION GROUP 23 00:01:04,699 --> 00:01:07,135 FOR BLACK MEMBERS OF THE PENDLETON COMMUNITY. 24 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,771 SORT OF LIKE WEIGHT WATCHERS. 25 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:11,505 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 26 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,342 BUT--BUT NINA-- 27 00:01:15,944 --> 00:01:16,945 I DON'T GET IT. 28 00:01:16,978 --> 00:01:19,247 WHY WON'T SHE ADMIT THAT THE BLACK STUDENT UNION 29 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,117 IS JUST A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF WEIGHT WATCHERS? 30 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,953 BECAUSE IT'S NOT! 31 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:26,721 DICK, YOU'VE GOT TO ACCEPT THE FACT 32 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:29,958 THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS IN LIFE YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 33 00:01:29,991 --> 00:01:32,493 OH, I ACCEPT THAT. 34 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:37,098 BUT WHAT ARE THEY AND WHY WON'T I UNDERSTAND THEM?! 35 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,472 HEY, HARRY, HOW WAS THE LIBRARY? 36 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,809 YOU ARE LOOKING AT A FREE MAN. 37 00:02:20,842 --> 00:02:25,947 I RETURNED THE BOOK, PAID THE $14 IN LATE FEES, 38 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:29,583 CHECKED IT RIGHT BACK OUT AGAIN. 39 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,352 WHY? 40 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,756 WELL, I'M THINKIN' ABOUT READING IT THIS TIME. 41 00:02:34,789 --> 00:02:35,990 OH, BUT GET THIS. 42 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:38,526 THE LIBRARY IS HAVING A POETRY CONTEST, 43 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,863 AND THE TOPIC IS "IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD." 44 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:43,364 ISN'T THAT PERFECT FOR US? 45 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,398 YEAH, SURE. 46 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,935 WE'VE GOT A KEEN THIRD-PARTY-OBSERVER PERSPECTIVE. 47 00:02:46,968 --> 00:02:49,938 TOO BAD POETRY'S STUPID. 48 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:51,572 I DON'T THINK IT'S STUPID. 49 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,341 I THINK IT'S BORING. 50 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:56,044 THE SIGN SAID THERE WOULD BE PRIZES. 51 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:57,378 PRIZES? 52 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,147 YOU MEAN LIKE A TRIP TO HAWAII? 53 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,149 OR LIKE A DUNE BUGGY? 54 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:04,118 HEY, IT'S THE PUBLIC LIBRARY! SKY'S THE LIMIT! 55 00:03:04,152 --> 00:03:06,154 I'M IN. IN. IN. 56 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,492 [LAUGHTER] 57 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,394 UH-OH, SOLOMON'S HERE. 58 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,628 CHECK, PLEASE. 59 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:15,563 OH, OH, GOOD. 60 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,031 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO CARYN, 61 00:03:17,065 --> 00:03:20,668 SO IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND HITTING THE BRICKS. 62 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,404 CARYN, DID YOU HAPPEN TO GO 63 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,573 TO THE BLACK STUDENT UNION MEETING LAST NIGHT? 64 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,507 OH, YEAH, I WENT. 65 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,277 DID YOU HAPPEN TO TAKE ANY NOTES OR PHOTOS? 66 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:33,381 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THOSE MEETINGS ARE TO ME. 67 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:36,885 YEAH. UM, DR. SOLOMON, 68 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,787 YOU'RE NOT BLACK. 69 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,955 WELL, HOW BLACK DO YOU HAVE TO BE? 70 00:03:40,989 --> 00:03:43,858 I MEAN, YOU'RE A MILKY COCOA AT BEST. 71 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,961 THIS ISN'T REALLY ABOUT COLOR. 72 00:03:46,995 --> 00:03:48,496 I SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID AFRICAN-AMERICAN. 73 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:51,499 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED AT THE MEETING? TELL ME. 74 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,967 I'M LEAVING NOW. 75 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:56,037 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED ON THE JEFFERSONS LAST NIGHT. 76 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,438 WEEZY ALMOST STARTED A FIRE. 77 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:01,275 OH, OH, AND THEY CHANGED LIONELS. 78 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,944 IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, 79 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:05,847 I'D HAVE EVERY SWIMMING POOL HAVE A SHALLOW END, 80 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,217 A DEEP END, AND AN UNBELIEVABLY DEEP END. 81 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,518 THAT IS EXCELLENT. YEAH. 82 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:13,087 OK, IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD, 83 00:04:13,121 --> 00:04:15,890 I'D MAKE EVERY GUY LOOK LIKE DON. 84 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:20,795 THEN HOW WOULD YOU TELL WHICH ONE WAS DON? 85 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:24,098 THEY WOULDN'T ALL BE NAMED DON, DUMB ASS. 86 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:29,403 I WONDER WHAT I'D LOOK LIKE IF I LOOKED LIKE DON. 87 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,172 OH, YOU GUYS, HERE COMES DICK. 88 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,574 CHECK, PLEASE. 89 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,811 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN THINKING-- WE SHOULD ALL ATTEND 90 00:04:36,845 --> 00:04:38,446 THE NEXT BLACK STUDENT UNION MEETING. 91 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,613 WHATEVER. OK. 92 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:43,317 WELL, UH, MAYBE THERE'S LIKE A WHITE ONE WE COULD GO TO. 93 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,087 YOU THINK? WHY NOT? 94 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,288 BARTENDER... 95 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:51,292 EXCUSE ME, ARE THERE ANY WHITE SUPPORT GROUPS IN THIS AREA? 96 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,527 YOU MEAN LIKE THOSE WHITE POWER GUYS 97 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:54,963 WHO MEET OUT IN HENDERSONVILLE? 98 00:04:54,996 --> 00:04:56,497 WHITE POWER. 99 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,367 THAT SOUNDS UPLIFTING. YEAH. 100 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,336 THANK YOU, MY WHITE BROTHER. 101 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:06,007 WE'LL HAVE 2 ORDERS OF BUFFALO WINGS, PLEASE. 102 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,576 YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME. 103 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,478 ALL RIGHT, MAKE THAT ONE ORDER OF WINGS 104 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,981 AND ONE MOZZARELLA STICKS. 105 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,318 ANYWAY, IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 106 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,087 WHITE PEOPLE PLAYING WHITE GAMES. 107 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,288 HAVING WHITE DISCUSSIONS. 108 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,723 WHERE DO WHITE PEOPLE GO FOR REALLY GOOD PIZZA? 109 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,893 I'D BE INTERESTED TO KNOW. 110 00:05:24,926 --> 00:05:29,797 HEY, YOU THINK BARRY WHITE WILL SING? 111 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,399 WHY WOULDN'T HE? 112 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,034 Man over megaphone: LOOK TO OURSELVES 113 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,602 AND THE FUTURE GENERATION 114 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,471 TO SEIZE CONTROL OF OUR NATION'S DESTINY. 115 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,940 [CHEERING] 116 00:05:38,973 --> 00:05:39,807 YOU SAY, WHAT'S INVOLVED? 117 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,509 THIS IS OUR NATION. WE WERE HERE FIRST. 118 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,445 WE AREN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE! [CHEERING] 119 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,718 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING BARRY WHITE WASN'T THERE. 120 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:56,157 THOSE GUYS WERE KIND OF CREEPY. 121 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,291 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY BURNED 122 00:05:57,325 --> 00:05:59,727 THAT GIANT LOWERCASE LETTER "T"? 123 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:03,064 I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF ANY GROUP 124 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,466 THAT HATES THE LOWERCASE LETTER "T." 125 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,535 NO, THEY HATED MORE THAN THAT. 126 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,070 THEY HATED JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY. 127 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:10,638 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD? 128 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,440 IF PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT RACES 129 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:16,945 COULD LIVE TOGETHER IN PEACE AND, OH, I DON'T KNOW... 130 00:06:16,978 --> 00:06:19,513 SAY, HARMONY? 131 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,616 HARRY, HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT? 132 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,818 THAT IS SO BRILLIANT. 133 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:29,690 YOU GUYS, THAT'S THE TOPIC FOR OUR POETRY CONTEST! 134 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,928 UNCHARTED TERRITORY! GET A PEN, GET A PEN! 135 00:06:33,962 --> 00:06:37,165 I'M A POET, AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT. 136 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,269 OH, HERE COMES DICK. 137 00:06:41,302 --> 00:06:43,171 CHECK, PLEASE. 138 00:06:43,204 --> 00:06:45,406 OH, NINA, GOOD. 139 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,308 I WANTED TO ASK YOU, 140 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:48,842 DID PEOPLE DRESS UP IN ROBES 141 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,279 AT YOUR BLACK STUDENT UNION MEETING? 142 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,681 NO. 143 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,284 AND, UH, WAS THERE A GUY WITH A MICROPHONE 144 00:06:56,317 --> 00:06:58,219 SHOUTING UNATTRACTIVELY? 145 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,120 NO. 146 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:01,155 OK, GOOD. ONE LAST QUESTION-- 147 00:07:01,189 --> 00:07:03,924 WILL YOU ONLY REST WHEN THE BLOOD OF WHITE PEOPLE 148 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:08,296 OVERFLOWS THE RIVERS OF AMERICA AND RUNS OUT TO SEA? 149 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:11,499 NO, I'LL PROBABLY REST BEFORE THAT. ANY REASON YOU ASK? 150 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,067 NO, IT'S JUST THAT LAST NIGHT 151 00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:14,635 I WENT TO THIS RALLY IN HENDERSONVILLE-- 152 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:15,536 YOU WHAT? 153 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,638 YOU WENT TO A WHITE POWER RALLY? 154 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,040 BECAUSE OF YOU. 155 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:20,908 WHAT?! WHAT?! 156 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,377 I--I DIDN'T LIKE IT. 157 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,218 OK, SO WHAT RHYMES WITH RACISM? 158 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,288 WEIGH STATION! 159 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:35,956 All: YEAH! 160 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,925 UH, THAT DOESN'T RHYME. 161 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,859 YES, IT DOES. 162 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,162 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH WEIGH STATION? 163 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,463 PLAYSTATION. 164 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,764 THAT'S IT! 165 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,235 YEAH, BUT YOU GUYS, WE ALREADY RHYMED WEIGH STATION WITH RACISM. 166 00:07:47,268 --> 00:07:48,536 THEY DON'T RHYME. 167 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,471 PLAYSTATION AND WEIGH STATION RHYME BETTER. 168 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,073 YEAH, AND THAT WAY WE CAN AVOID 169 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:56,410 THE WHOLE RACISM THING. 170 00:07:56,444 --> 00:07:57,678 IT'S SUCH A DOWNER. I KNOW. 171 00:07:57,711 --> 00:08:01,682 ISN'T IT THE POINT THAT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT RACISM? 172 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,785 YES. POETRY'S HARD. 173 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,589 WELL, YOU KNOW, POETRY DOESN'T HAVE TO RHYME. 174 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,324 WHAT? 175 00:08:10,358 --> 00:08:13,227 YEAH, POETRY THAT DOESN'T WIN PRIZES. 176 00:08:13,261 --> 00:08:14,695 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 177 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,031 I MEAN, READ WALT WHITMAN. HE NEVER RHYMED. 178 00:08:17,065 --> 00:08:22,303 LOOK, EITHER RHYME SOMETHING WITH PLAYSTATION OR LEAVE. 179 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,337 CLAYMATION? 180 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:24,905 FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN USE! 181 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:28,909 ALL RIGHT. RACISM IS AS BAD AS CLAYMATION. 182 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,579 THAT IS A... 183 00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:35,116 MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO RHYME. 184 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:37,651 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. BREAKTHROUGH. 185 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,990 OK, CLASS, HERE'S YOUR EXAM. 186 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,058 JUST PASS IT AROUND. 187 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:46,294 I ONLY HAVE ONE BECAUSE MY ASSISTANT NINA 188 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:50,098 REFUSES TO MAKE ME COPIES. 189 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:51,332 DID YOU DO SOMETHING RUDE 190 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,402 LIKE ACCUSE HER OF NOT BEING COMPLETELY BLACK? 191 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:57,438 NO, SHE'S PRETTY BLACK... 192 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,307 UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW. 193 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,374 DR. SOLOMON! 194 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:02,610 ALL I DID WAS GO TO A WHITE POWER RALLY 195 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,212 AND NOW SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 196 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:06,580 YOU WENT TO A WHITE POWER RALLY? 197 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,015 WELL, I AM WHITE. 198 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:12,220 [GROANS] THAT IS SUCH A WHITE MALE RATIONALIZATION. 199 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,855 JUST DENY THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF WHITE OPPRESSION 200 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,126 AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY THAT YOU WANT EQUALITY. 201 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,228 OH, YEAH, RIGHT, WHITE OPPRESSION. 202 00:09:20,261 --> 00:09:22,996 I'M SURE HISTORY REALLY BACKS THAT ONE UP. 203 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,399 WELL, YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE, SLAVERY. 204 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:26,400 RACIAL QUOTAS. 205 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:27,535 JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS. 206 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,336 GLASS CEILINGS. 207 00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:29,637 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 208 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,672 I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 209 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:32,873 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 210 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,276 DO YOU EVEN HAVE ONE BLACK FRIEND? 211 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,711 WELL, THERE'S, UH, NINA. 212 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,779 SHE'S YOUR ASSISTANT. 213 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,149 WELL, THERE'S YOU, CARYN. 214 00:09:41,182 --> 00:09:43,184 I'M YOUR STUDENT. 215 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:47,121 WELL, THEN, THERE'S...AL ROKER. 216 00:09:47,155 --> 00:09:48,389 HE'S ON TELEVISION. 217 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,658 YOU'RE KIDDING, ROKE'S ON TV? 218 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,060 I GOTTA GIVE HIM A CALL! 219 00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:00,268 [GASPS] 220 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:02,203 OK, WHAT? 221 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,904 MY STUDENTS ARE RIGHT. 222 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,540 I COLONIZED EVERY CONTINENT. 223 00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:08,742 I ENSLAVED AN ENTIRE PEOPLE, 224 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,179 AND EVEN AFTER I ABOLISHED SLAVERY, 225 00:10:11,212 --> 00:10:13,781 I CONTINUED TO MARGINALIZE MINORITIES 226 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,716 WITH ECONOMIC DISINCENTIVES. 227 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,918 DON'T LET THIS EAT YOU UP. 228 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,587 ANGEL FOOD CAKE IS WHITE. 229 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:23,524 DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE, BLACK! 230 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,892 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 231 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,896 WHO GETS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE IN CHESS? THE WHITE GUYS. 232 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,865 DICK, I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS WHITE GUILT THING, TOO. 233 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,201 WHITE GUILT? 234 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,067 OH, YEAH. 235 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,237 AS A MATTER OF FACT, ONE OF MY ANCESTORS 236 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,239 WAS A PROPONENT OF SLAVERY. 237 00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:39,072 WHO? 238 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,775 WELL, ACTUALLY... 239 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,844 MY MOM. 240 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,580 HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? 241 00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:47,681 SHE'S NOT ME, 242 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,584 AND I'VE LEARNED BY OBSERVING HER BEHAVIOR 243 00:10:50,618 --> 00:10:53,621 THAT WE HAVE THE POWER TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 244 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:57,958 WE HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE CHANGES IN SOCIETY. 245 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,859 WE DO? 246 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,161 ABSOLUTELY. 247 00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:03,797 SO STOP FEELING GUILTY AND DO SOMETHING. 248 00:11:07,235 --> 00:11:12,573 AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU PICKED THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN, RIGHT? 249 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:24,151 SO, MRS. DUBCEK, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POEM? 250 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,086 WELL, THE THING ABOUT THIS CONTEST IS 251 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,291 EVERYBODY IN IT IS UNDER THE AGE OF 10. 252 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,460 THEY'RE ALL KIDS? 253 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,328 WE ARE GONNA KICK ASS. 254 00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:35,629 YES! YEAH! 255 00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:38,299 UH, MISS DUBCEK, THERE'S A MAN DOWNSTAIRS 256 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:39,633 POUNDING ON YOUR DOOR. 257 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,934 OH, HE WOKE UP. 258 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,671 MAYBE I SHOULD LET HIM OUT. 259 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:46,707 HEY, DICK. 260 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,309 HEY. 261 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:52,813 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHY WE ALL DECIDED TO BE WHITE? 262 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,315 OH--UM, I WENT WITH WHITE 263 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:57,985 'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D BE A LITTLE COOLER IN THE SUMMER. 264 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,320 WELL, DON'T YOU REMEMBER, DICK? 265 00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:00,688 ALL THE TELEVISION SIGNALS 266 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,189 THAT WE PICKED UP IN OUTER SPACE 267 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,291 WERE FILLED WITH WHITE PEOPLE. 268 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:05,192 OH, EXCEPT FOR THAT, UH, THAT BLACK NERD 269 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:09,330 WITH THE HIKED-UP PANTS AND THE OVERSIZED GLASSES. WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 270 00:12:09,363 --> 00:12:11,532 BRYANT GUMBEL. RIGHT. 271 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,537 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 272 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,205 WE'VE UNWITTINGLY ALIGNED OURSELVES 273 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,375 WITH THE MOST DESPICABLE FORCE IN WESTERN CIVILIZATION. 274 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:22,476 BUMMER. 275 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,945 YEAH, BUT, DICK, WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 276 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,614 WE CAN'T CHANGE SOCIETY. 277 00:12:26,647 --> 00:12:27,448 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 278 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,683 MARY SAYS WE CAN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 279 00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:31,485 I'M GONNA DO IT. 280 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:32,620 WELL, HOW? 281 00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:35,689 I'M GONNA REVITALIZE AMERICA'S URBAN EDUCATION SYSTEM. 282 00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:39,393 I'M GONNA CREATE ENTERPRISE ZONES TO DRAW IN INVESTORS. 283 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:43,130 I'M GONNA SET UP A $1 BILLION MINORITY SCHOLARSHIP FUND, 284 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,333 AND I'D LIKE US, AS A FAMILY, 285 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:49,470 TO KICK IT WITH SEAN "PUFFY" COMBS MORE OFTEN. 286 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:52,773 NO, DICK, I MEANT IT'S AGAINST THE RULES 287 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,376 OF OUR MISSION TO CHANGE SOCIETY. 288 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,411 OH, DAMN, YOU'RE RIGHT. 289 00:12:57,445 --> 00:13:00,213 I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON NINA. 290 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:07,855 OH, NINA, GOOD. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 291 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,989 CAN I TALK TO YOU? 292 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,257 WHAT IS IT, DR. SOLOMON? 293 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,360 NO, NO, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 294 00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:15,062 IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION, NINA, DEAR, 295 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,332 THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A SERVILE ROLE. 296 00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:21,502 THIS JOB HAS PUT YOU ON THE FAST TRACK TO NOWHERE, 297 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,104 BUT ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 298 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,008 I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU. 299 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,009 WHAT? 300 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:33,080 NINA, YOU'RE FIRED. 301 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:33,681 WHAT?! 302 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,749 FLY, FLY LIKE A BIRD! 303 00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:37,718 OH, YOU HAVE FINALLY LOST IT! 304 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,187 HARSH MEDICINE, I KNOW, BUT IT'S WHAT YOU NEED. 305 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,455 THIS JOB IS WHAT I NEED. 306 00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:43,023 THIS JOB PAYS FOR MY HEALTH INSURANCE 307 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,124 AND I GET TO TAKE FREE CLASSES. 308 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,726 NINA, SWEETHEART, TRUST ME. 309 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,260 I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 310 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,096 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME. 311 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,030 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 312 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,600 YOU THINK I'M SOME LITTLE HELPLESS BLACK GIRL 313 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:53,601 WHO CAN'T MAKE IT IN THE WORLD 314 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:56,470 WITHOUT THE HELP OF SOME ENLIGHTENED WHITE GUY 315 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,571 SHOWING HER THE WAY. 316 00:13:57,605 --> 00:14:01,442 AND YOU SAY I DON'T KNOW YOU. 317 00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:07,280 DR. SOLOMON, WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, I DON'T SEE COLOR. 318 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,784 I SEE A JACKASS. GOOD NIGHT. 319 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:19,893 "IT TAKES ME EVERYWHERE, TO PLACES THAT I LIKE. 320 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:24,898 AND THAT IS WHY, MY FRIENDS, WHY I LOVE MY BIKE." 321 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,633 THANK YOU. 322 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:28,436 [APPLAUSE] 323 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,144 NOT GOOD. NOT A GOOD POEM. 324 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,947 NOPE. APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD. 325 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,083 YEAH. SHE'S JUST COASTING ON HER LOOKS. 326 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,852 YUP. 327 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,219 HEY, UH, MISS GOLTRA, ARE WE UP NEXT? 328 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,624 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THIS POETRY CONTEST? 329 00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:55,463 OLD? MAYBE YOUR IDEAS ARE TOO OLD. 330 00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:58,699 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST AFRAID OF WHAT WE MIGHT SAY. 331 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:03,003 YEAH. MAYBE AGEISM HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF YOU, MISS GOLTRA. 332 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,140 WE'RE NOT LEAVING. 333 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,149 FINE, FINE. JUST READ YOUR POEM 334 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,785 AND DON'T BREAK ANYTHING ELSE. 335 00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:19,386 OH, MY GOD. 336 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,764 "IF WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD." 337 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,604 RACISM. 338 00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:38,438 IT'S HERE. 339 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:41,208 RACISM. STOP RACISM. 340 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,844 STOP RACISM. STOP. 341 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,078 RACISM. 342 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:45,846 STOP! WHAT? 343 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,280 WELL, YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FOOT. 344 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,983 ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 345 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,722 NEVER AGAIN SHOULD A CHEROKEE MAN 346 00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,790 BOARD A COMMERCIAL JET LINER 347 00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:59,392 AND BE AFRAID THAT THE COWBOY PILOT 348 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,063 WILL TAKE HIM AND THE REST OF THE PASSENGERS OUT. 349 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,167 RACISM. 350 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,104 WE DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE EVERY PHOTO IS IN COLOR, 351 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:15,408 AND BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY IS A HILARIOUS JOKE, 352 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,745 AKIN TO SOMEONE SAYING, 353 00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:23,183 "HEY, YOUR HORSE AND BUGGY IS HERE." 354 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,054 WEIGH STATION. 355 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:38,431 IN THIS WORLD, AMERICA WILL DO THE LAUNDRY OF THE CHINESE. 356 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,770 All: AND WE WILL MIX THE WHITES AND COLORS. 357 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:46,506 ONE LOAD, ONE WORLD! 358 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,081 [PIANO PLAYING] 359 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,716 * CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT 360 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,450 * CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT 361 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,053 * AND YOU WONDER WHY 362 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:05,626 * MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING * 363 00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,427 * CRY ALL NIGHT LONG 364 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,096 * CRY ALL NIGHT LONG 365 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,397 * SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG 366 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,866 * SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG 367 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:21,541 * OH, MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING * 368 00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:24,011 LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN. 369 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,078 All: AMEN. 370 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,180 AMEN! 371 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:31,151 IF I COULD HAVE YOUR SWEET ATTENTION, 372 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,520 HERE AT THE PIANO. 373 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,321 [PLAYING THE PIANO] 374 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:38,291 DR. SOLOMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 375 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,228 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID HERE, NINA. 376 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,097 [GOSPEL FLOURISH] 377 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:47,735 SOMETIMES A MAN, HE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 378 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,672 BUT THAT MAN, HE KNOWS NOTHING. 379 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,409 HE'S SO LOST. 380 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,180 NEVER LOOKS AT LIFE FROM ANY ANGLE BUT HIS OWN. 381 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:09,623 BUT THEN ONE DAY, HE SEES THE LIGHT. HE READS THE BOOKS. 382 00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:13,393 LEARNS BLACK CULTURE LIKE A PRO. 383 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,864 DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALCOLM X AND MR. T? YOU JUST ASK HIM. 384 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:25,172 BUT I PITY THE FOOL. THIS FOOL, HE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 385 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,075 BUT STILL, STILL, HE KNOWS NOTHING. 386 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,576 YOU KNOW WHY? 387 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,946 * WHY? 388 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:36,416 HE PICKED THE WHITE BODY. 389 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:41,154 * FOOL CHOSE THE WHITE BODY * 390 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,825 HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A WHOLE RAINBOW TO PICK FROM. 391 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,359 NOBODY TOLD HIM. 392 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,029 * NOBODY TOLD HIM 393 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:52,332 BUT I, DICK SOLOMON, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME, 394 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,968 TELL ME THAT I CAN BE A GOOD MAN. 395 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:58,138 TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD... 396 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,273 IN SPITE OF MY COLOR. 397 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:05,412 * DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD * 398 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,281 * DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD * 399 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,250 NINA CAMPBELL... 400 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,719 WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 401 00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:14,454 TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD. 402 00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:17,725 TELL ME, NINA! TELL ME I CAN BE GOOD. 403 00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,526 I SUPPOSE. 404 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,593 NINA, TELL ME. 405 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,096 TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 406 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:25,766 I'M YOUR FRIEND. 407 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:29,102 YEAH, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. 408 00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:30,337 TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 409 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,273 * DICK SOLOMON, YOU CAN BE GOOD * 410 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,143 COME ON, TELL ME. 411 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:40,080 TELL ME I'M YOUR SAVIOR! 412 00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:45,819 GOOD NIGHT, REVEREND. 413 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,256 OK, THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 414 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,259 NINA...NINA! 415 00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:56,930 SO HOW'D YOU GUYS DO ON THE POETRY CONTEST? 416 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:57,931 AHH, PRETTY GOOD. 417 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,233 IT WAS A LITTLE TOUCH-AND-GO THERE FOR A WHILE. 418 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,635 WE HAD TO WRESTLE THE TROPHY AWAY 419 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,939 FROM THAT LITTLE BLONDE "WINNER." 420 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,607 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 421 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,443 AS LONG AS WE'VE BEEN HERE, WE'VE BELIEVED THAT, 422 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,846 AS ALIENS, WE WERE SUPERIOR. 423 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,017 BUT WHAT I REALIZED IS NOBODY'S SUPERIOR. 424 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,586 WE'RE ALL JUST DIFFERENT, THAT'S ALL. 425 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,555 YEAH, DICK, LIKE WE'RE NO BETTER THAN HUMANS? 426 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,490 YEAH! 427 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,126 HEY, YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS, I'M HUMAN. 428 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,495 [LOWERS VOICE] CAN I GET CHEESE ON THAT? 429 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:39,439 * I WAS SO BLIND 430 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:45,712 * I WAS SO LOST 431 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,649 * UNTIL YOU SPOKE TO ME * 432 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,752 * OOOH 433 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:53,520 1, 2, 3, 4-- 434 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,556 * CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT 435 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,392 * AND YOU WONDER WHY 436 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:05,232 * MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING * 437 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,868 * CRY ALL NIGHT LONG 438 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,804 * SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG 439 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:15,508 * MAYBE GOD IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING * 440 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,709 ONE MORE TIME! 441 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,745 * CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT 31144

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