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"IT'S SO DREADFUL
TO BE POOR,
SIGHED MEG...
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"LOOKING DOWN
AT HER OLD DRESS.
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"I DON'T THINK IT'S
FAIR FOR SOME GIRLS
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"TO HAVE PLENTY
OF PRETTY THINGS
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"AND OTHER GIRLS
NOTHING AT ALL,
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ADDED LITTLE AMY
WITH AN INJURED
SNIFF."
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[SNIFF]
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HARRY, DO YOU HAVE TO
BE DOING THAT
RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH. I GOT
A 500-WORD BOOK REPORT
DUE FOR NIGHT SCHOOL.
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"IT'S SO DREADFUL
TO BE POOR,
SIGHED--
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ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
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LISTEN, THE KEY
TO STUDYING
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IS FINDING
THE SHORT CUTS,
ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK, LATER
WE'LL GO OUT,
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WE'LL BUY YOU
SOME CLIFF NOTES.
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IT'S LIKE
AN EASY LITTLE
SYNOPSIS, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'LL TAKE YOU
10 MINUTES.
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OOH, WHAT A RELIEF.
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I DON'T MIND READIN'.
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IT'S READIN' BOOKS
THAT I HATE.
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HARRY, WHY AREN'T
YOU STUDYING?
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OH, DON'T WORRY, DICK.
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TOMMY AND I ARE
GOING TO GO OUT LATER
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AND JUST BUY
A BOOK REPORT.
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AH...
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GOOD MAN.
MAKE ME PROUD.
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HEY, DICK, DON'T
FORGET YOUR LUNCH.
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OH, NO, I'M SORRY.
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I'M MEETING
OFFICER DON
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AT THE POLICE
STATION FOR LUNCH.
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OH, MAKE SURE HE
SHOWS YOU THE TANK.
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THE TANK?
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YEAH, BUT DON'T
GET TOO CLOSE,
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OTHERWISE
THE INMATES WILL START
HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN'
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AND TELLING YOU
THEY LOVE YOU.
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OH...I'D BETTER PUT ON
MY NEW TIE.
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WELL, DICK,
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THIS IS IT.
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THE TANK.
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OH...OH,
LOOK AT THEM,
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THEIR DEEP-SET EYES
DARTING WITH
EVIL BRILLIANCE.
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WHAT'D THEY DO, DON?
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WELL, THAT ONE'S
A LOITERER,
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AND THAT GUY
WAS SCREAMING
AT A FIRE HYDRANT.
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YOU--FRESH MEAT--
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
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UP YOURS.
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DON'T RILE 'EM UP.
THEY'RE BAD NEWS.
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OH, THIS PLACE
IS SO CREEPY, DON.
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I KNEW JAILS
HAD BARS,
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE SO
CONFINING.
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THAT'S KIND OF
THE IDEA.
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DON,
I CAN'T GET OUT.
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DON, HELP ME.
GET ME OUT! DON!
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DICK...
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TURN YOUR HEAD.
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ALL RIGHT,
GET BACK, GET BACK!
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SO...IF HE CAN'T PAY
HIS FINE, HE JUST--
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WELL, HE'LL JUST
SIT THERE FOR
A FEW DAYS
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AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT HE'S DONE.
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AND THAT'LL TEACH HIM
THAT JAIL IS A DIRTY,
HORRIBLE PLACE,
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AND HE'LL NEVER
WANT TO RETURN?
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EXACTLY.
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IN FACT, THIS IS
THE FIFTH TIME
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HE'S LEARNED
THAT VERY LESSON.
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THE FIFTH TIME?
WHY DOES HE KEEP
COMING BACK?
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AH, IT'S JUST
THE WAY THEY ARE.
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THEN WHAT'S THE POINT
OF THIS PLACE?
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IT'S JUST
A REVOLVING DOOR,
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A HOPELESS HOTEL
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WHOSE RESIDENTS
CHECK IN AND OUT
BETWEEN CRIMES.
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AND YOU, DON,
YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN
A BELLHOP WITH A BADGE.
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I AM NOT.
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HEY, CAN I GET
A CLEAN TOWEL
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AND A WALL STREET
JOURNAL?
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WILL YOU
SHUT UP IN THERE?!
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NOW, LISTEN HERE,
DICK,
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THIS SYSTEM IS
THE ONLY WAY WE'VE GOT
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TO TEACH THESE GUYS
A LESSON.
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WHAT ABOUT GIVING THEM
A LITTLE GUIDANCE?
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UH, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
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WELL, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD.
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UNLIKE YOU, I HAPPEN
TO HAVE FAITH IN
THE HUMAN RACE.
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I CAN TAKE ANY ONE
OF THESE MEN,
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REHABILITATE HIM,
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AND MAKE HIM
A PRODUCTIVE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
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YOU'RE MAD,
SOLOMON.
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AM I?
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COME ON, YOU, YOU'RE
COMING HOME WITH ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M GOING TO PAY
HIS FINE AND MAKE
HIM WHOLE AGAIN.
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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
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NOTHING WILL DETER ME
FROM SAVING THIS MAN.
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OK. HIS FINE
IS $1,500.
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OOH.
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HOW MUCH FOR
THE SKINNY ONE?
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UH, 750.
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AND THE SHORT HAIR
IN THE CORNER?
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EDDIE? 100 BUCKS.
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WRAP HIM UP.
I'LL TAKE HIM.
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WELL, I READ
IN A MAGAZINE
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IT WAS A PROSTHETIC.
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS.
YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED.
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NO. IT'S JUST PEPPER
ACTING OUT.
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HE HATES IT WHENEVER
I LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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AND YOU
PUT UP WITH IT?
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WELL, I DON'T
REALLY GO OUT MUCH.
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ALL THIS DOG DOES IS
JUMP ALL OVER YOU
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AND RUIN
YOUR FURNITURE.
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WHY DO YOU KEEP HIM?
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DICK GAVE HIM TO ME.
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AND?
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AND WE'VE BROKEN UP.
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SO...
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SO THERE'S NO REASON
WHY I SHOULD KEEP
THIS STUPID DOG.
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VERY GOOD.
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COME ON, PEPPER.
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LET'S GO SEE DADDY.
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LOOK,
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU PAYING MY FINE
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AND THE SOUP AND THE
3-PACK OF UNDERPANTS
AND EVERYTHING...
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BUT I BETTER GET GOING.
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NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO ANYWHERE.
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YOU'RE STAYING
HERE WITH US.
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THANKS, BUT YOU'VE
DONE ENOUGH.
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM,
EDDIE--
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NO ONE'S
DONE ENOUGH.
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NO ONE'S EVER TAKEN
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOU.
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BUT I WILL.
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THIS HOUSE, EDDIE...
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IS A HOUSE OF LOVE.
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BUT BE WARNED--
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IT IS ALSO A HOUSE
OF DISCIPLINE.
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THERE WILL BE
RULES, YES.
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THERE WILL BE A CURFEW.
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HOWEVER, THAT CURFEW
IS 3 A.M.,
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SO IT SHOULDN'T
CRAMP YOUR STYLE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, SALLY, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET EDDIE,
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MY PLAIN OLD
REGULAR FRIEND EDDIE.
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HE'S BEEN IN PRISON.
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OK, BEND OVER.
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SALLY, SALLY,
HE'S A FRIEND.
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HE'S A GUEST.
YOU WILL TREAT HIM
WITH RESPECT.
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DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
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HE'S CLEAN.
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YEAH, GOOD.
I KNEW HE WOULD BE.
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WELL, THAT WAS A COMPLETE
WASTE OF TIME.
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THE BOOKSTORE'S
OUT OF CLIFF NOTES,
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AND YOU
SPEND 2 1/2 HOURS
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CHATTING UP THE GIRL
AT THE VISOR HUT.
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YEAH...WHO HAD
HEARD OF THE BOOK
LITTLE WOMEN.
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OK,
THAT WAS HELPFUL.
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BUT NOW I GOT TO
SPEND ALL NIGHT
READING THE BOOK.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
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WE'LL GO TO
THE VIDEO STORE,
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WE'LL RENT LITTLE WOMEN,
THE MOTION PICTURE,
ALL RIGHT?
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IN 2 HOURS YOU'LL
KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
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OH, HARRY, TOMMY,
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I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
OUR NEW FRIEND
EDDIE.
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HE'S A CRIMINAL.
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WHOA.
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EDDIE, THE BATHROOM
IS RIGHT IN THERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE
A NICE HOT SHOWER
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AND SCRUB OFF THE STENCH
OF INCARCERATION?
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HE MEANS TO KILL US.
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OH, HUSH.
HOW DARE YOU?!
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THIS MAN
IS A HUMAN BEING,
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AND RIGHT NOW
HE'S GIVING ME
SOMETHING TO DO.
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DICK, ISN'T THIS
A MAJOR SECURITY
BREACH?
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OH, NONSENSE.
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IT'S A MAGNIFICENT
EXPERIMENT.
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I INTEND TO PROVE
THAT A NURTURING FAMILY
AND A SOLID ROLE MODEL
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CAN TURN A MAN'S
LIFE AROUND.
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AND WHO WOULD THAT
ROLE MODEL BE?
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM,
SASS MOUTH.
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Mary: DICK?
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WELL, MARY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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RETURNING YOUR DOG.
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WELL, PEPPER'S
NOT MY DOG.
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HE WAS A GIFT.
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YEAH. A GIFT I DECIDED
I DON'T DESERVE.
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HERE, YOU TAKE HIM.
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OH, NO. I--I--I WOULDN'T
DREAM OF TAKING BACK
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A GIFT THAT I GAVE YOU.
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WELL, YOU TOOK BACK
THE STEREO YOU GAVE ME.
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THAT WAS
SURROUNDSOUND, BABY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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YOUR LEASE SAYS ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY NO DOGS.
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WHY, ARE YOU
ALLERGIC?
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NO. I JUST GET NERVOUS.
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YOU KNOW HOW DOGS
LIKE TO DIG?
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I GOT 6 CATS BURIED
IN THE BACKYARD.
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OH. YOU BETTER
MAKE THAT 5.
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NOT MY PROBLEM.
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NOT MY DOG
ANYMORE.
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WE DON'T WANT HIM.
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WELL, I'M NOT
TAKING HIM BACK.
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OH, NATURALLY.
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NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY.
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I CAN SEE
THAT YET AGAIN,
IT FALLS UPON ME...
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TO MAKE SALLY
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
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OH, GREAT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THAT MISERABLE CREATURE.
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YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT ME, AREN'T YOU?
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OH, YEAH.
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YOU CALL YOURSELF
A CANINE?
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YOU MAKE ME SICK!
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WIPE THAT SMIRK
OFF YOUR FACE!
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FROM NOW ON, WHEN I
SAY BARK, YOU SAY
"HOW LOUD, SIR?"
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OR RATHER BARK IT
AS IF TO SAY,
"HOW LOUD, SIR?"
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DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME,
PRIVATE TICKBAIT?
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AT EASE, SOLDIER.
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WOW...
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I THINK YOU REALLY
GOT THROUGH TO HIM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU JUST GOT TO
SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.
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YOU LEAD,
THEY FOLLOW.
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[BARKING]
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OH, IT'S THAT DAMN
SQUIRREL AGAIN.
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[BARKING]
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DOWN, PEPPER!
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WOW!
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YOU KNOW, ALBRIGHT,
IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF REALLY--
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[BARKING]
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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[BARKING]
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SO, UH, WHAT DO
YOU SAY WE JUST
GIVE HIM AWAY?
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SOUNDS GOOD.
OK.
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WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOUR MOVIE, TOMMY.
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HEY, IT IS NOT MY FAULT
THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE
LITTLE WOMEN, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT LOOK, I GOT THE FLY.
230
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,718
WELL, HOW WONDERFUL
FOR YOU.
231
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,755
MEANWHILE, I STILL
HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED--
232
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,691
HEY...THAT'S GUY'S
HALF FLY.
233
00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:56,797
HEY, ANY CALLS
FOR PEPPER YET?
234
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:57,698
NO.
235
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,300
WELL, I PUT FLYERS UP
236
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,101
ON EVERY BULLETIN BOARD
ON CAMPUS.
237
00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:02,403
HOW DID YOU
DESCRIBE HIM?
238
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,838
UH, BIG, YELLOW,
AND FREE.
239
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,140
[TELEPHONE]
240
00:10:06,174 --> 00:10:08,176
YES! OK, REMEMBER,
LIE YOUR BUTT OFF.
241
00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:10,478
I AM NOT GOING TO LIE.
242
00:10:10,511 --> 00:10:12,079
HELLO.
243
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,547
YES.
244
00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:15,883
WELL, UH, HIS NAME
IS PEPPER.
245
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,118
HE'S A YELLOW LAB.
246
00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:22,390
HE'S VERY AFFECTIONATE.
247
00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:24,792
LOVES PEOPLE.
248
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,428
AH. WELL, FAIR QUESTION.
249
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,364
UM, I'LL BE PERFECTLY
HONEST WITH YOU.
250
00:10:30,398 --> 00:10:32,766
I'M DYING.
251
00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,940
THANK YOU FOR GIVING
EDDIE A CHANCE,
MR. WEXLER.
252
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,409
NO PROBLEM.
253
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,411
THERE ARE JUST A COUPLE
OF RULES DOWN HERE
254
00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:46,714
IN THE AUDIO-VISUAL
DEPARTMENT, EDDIE.
255
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,783
YOU START AT 9:00,
YOU GET A 45-MINUTE LUNCH,
256
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:53,387
AND ALL EQUIPMENT
REQUEST FORMS GO RIGHT HERE.
257
00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:55,656
NOTHING...
258
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,458
NOTHIN'...
259
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,660
GOES OUT WITHOUT ONE.
260
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:00,528
OH, AND, UH...
261
00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:01,995
AND ONE MORE RULE,
EDDIE.
262
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,597
YOU'LL NOTICE
THIS EQUIPMENT
IS CLEARLY MARKED
263
00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:05,666
PROPERTY OF
PENDLETON UNIVERSITY.
264
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,034
IT'S FOR LENDING,
YOU KNOW.
265
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,871
NOT FOR, UM,
FOR STEALING.
266
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,840
YEAH. I GOT IT.
267
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,409
WELL, I'LL LEAVE
YOU FELLAS TO IT.
268
00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:18,912
OH, THIS IS SUCH
A PROUD MOMENT
FOR ME, EDDIE.
269
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:22,716
I'VE PLUCKED YOU
FROM YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
OF RECIDIVISM,
270
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,886
GIVEN YOU
GUIDANCE AND SUCCOR,
271
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:31,959
AND MADE YOU APPRECIATE
ONE OF LIFE'S MOST
PRECIOUS GIFTS--
272
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,994
FREEDOM!
273
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,004
[DING]
274
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,039
DINNERTIME!
275
00:11:51,479 --> 00:11:53,180
[CLANG]
276
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,749
DINNERTIME!
277
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,750
YOU WERE SERIOUS?
278
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,353
YES. NOW CHOP CHOP.
DINNER'S GETTING COLD.
279
00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,689
BOY, SINCE WHEN
DO WE EAT TOGETHER?
280
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,658
WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN
AND SHARE
OUR EVENING MEAL.
281
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:06,927
TO SHOW EDDIE AN EXAMPLE
OF A LOVING FAMILY.
282
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,429
I ALREADY
ATE, SORRY
283
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,897
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN
AND EAT AGAIN
284
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,099
IF I HAVE TO
SHOVE THE FOOD
DOWN YOUR THROAT.
285
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,801
NOW GET IN THERE!
286
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,072
LOOK OUT,
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
287
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,808
All: OH!
288
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:24,545
EDDIE,
THINK ABOUT THIS.
289
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,813
PUT DOWN THE KNIFE.
290
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,348
YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS.
291
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:30,718
I DON'T WANT
TO CUT THE CHICKEN?
292
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,553
NOT BEFORE
WE'VE SAID GRACE.
293
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,055
WHO'S GOING TO SAY
GRACE? TOMMY,
HOW ABOUT YOU? HMM?
294
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:35,889
GRACE.
295
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,425
SAY IT.
296
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,962
THANK YOU FOR THIS
SECOND DINNER.
297
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,632
SURE TO BE
AN EXCRUCIATING
AND UNCOMFORTABLE--
298
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,634
AMEN. THANK YOU,
TOMMY.
299
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,169
HEY, WHO STOLE
MY SPOON?
300
00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:55,976
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I FORGOT.
301
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,778
IT'S IN MY POCKET.
302
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,583
SO, UM, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY, SALLY?
303
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,152
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
304
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,155
AS A CONCERNED AND
LOVING FAMILY MEMBER,
305
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:11,258
I'M NATURALLY INTERESTED
IN HOW YOUR DAY WENT.
306
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,861
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
307
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,729
EDDIE, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY?
308
00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:20,801
WELL, I, UH, CHECKED
A FEW PROJECTORS OUT.
309
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,171
AND THEN A LITTLE
WHILE LATER,
310
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:27,541
I CHECKED THEM
BACK IN.
311
00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:32,179
OH, TALK ABOUT BEING
THROWN IN THE DEEP END
ON YOUR FIRST DAY.
312
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,215
OH, UH, BY THE WAY,
I'LL BE NEEDING THE, UM,
313
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,885
THE OVERHEAD PROJECTOR
FOR MY MORNING CLASS
TOMORROW.
314
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,453
I'D BE HAPPY TO,
BUT I CAN'T.
315
00:13:39,487 --> 00:13:42,189
PROFESSOR GREENWALD
HAS RESERVED IT.
316
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:45,258
OH, AND IS
PROFESSOR GREENWALD
SERVING YOU CHICKEN?
317
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,960
I DON'T THINK SO. NO.
318
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,664
NO, BUT HE
FILLED OUT THE FORM.
RULES IS RULES.
319
00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:53,801
OH, THAT'S FUNNY. COMING
FROM A PROFESSIONAL
RULE-BREAKER.
320
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,135
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
321
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:59,373
WELL, I BELIEVE
IT'S A REFERENCE
TO YOUR LIFE OF CRIME.
322
00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:02,209
LOOK. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO TOLD ME
TO FOLLOW THE RULES.
323
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,377
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
324
00:14:03,411 --> 00:14:04,545
MAYBE A LITTLE
GRATITUDE.
325
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,746
WELL, I AM GRATEFUL.
326
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,281
THEN SHOW IT TO ME
BY GIVING ME
THAT PROJECTOR!
327
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,182
NO!
328
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,818
YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE,
TWO-BIT THUG!
329
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,386
THAT'S IT.
I'M OUTTA HERE!
330
00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,754
THAT'S RIGHT, RUN!
331
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:16,189
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GOOD AT.
GOOD RIDDANCE!
332
00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:21,429
WE OUGHT TO DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.
333
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:26,634
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
334
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,080
I ASSURE YOU,
HE GROWS ON YOU!
335
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,050
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
336
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:50,691
COME ON, ALBRIGHT,
SAY GOOD-BYE
337
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,859
AND LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE ALREADY.
338
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,862
SO, UH, YOU'RE
GOING TO GIVE HIM
TO SOMEBODY NICE, RIGHT?
339
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,564
WELL, WE'LL GIVE HIM
TO SOMEBODY.
340
00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:58,766
BUT NOT JUST ANYONE.
341
00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:00,367
NO, NOT ANYONE.
342
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,504
THEY GOT TO COME IN HERE
AND HAVE 5 BUCKS.
343
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,975
HE'S IN GOOD HANDS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
344
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,209
YEAH, THE BEST.
345
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,811
YEAH.
346
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,547
IS EDDIE BACK YET?
347
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,715
NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
348
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,750
WELL, IF HE SHOWS UP,
TELL HIM HE'S FORGIVEN
349
00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:21,121
AND GIVE HIM A WARM
SUPPORTIVE HUG FOR ME.
350
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,091
YEAH, DICK,
I'LL BE DOING THAT.
351
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,993
JUST A SECOND, GUYS.
I, UH,
352
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,862
LEFT MY NOTEBOOK
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
353
00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,567
OH, I'M IN
BIG TROUBLE, TOMMY.
354
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:36,570
MY STUDY GROUP'S HERE,
I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
THE FIRST CHAPTER,
355
00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:40,240
AND FOR THIS,
I BLAME YOU.
356
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,610
WELL, THEN THIS IS
A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
RIGHT HERE.
357
00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:44,745
JUST GO IN THERE,
LISTEN TO WHAT
THEY HAVE TO SAY,
358
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,013
AND WRITE IT DOWN.
359
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:50,450
LISTEN...WRITE.
GOTCHA.
360
00:15:53,721 --> 00:15:58,559
SO, THOSE WOMEN
WERE PRETTY LITTLE,
WEREN'T THEY?
361
00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,465
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
362
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:08,101
WHEN JO WENT TO THE CITY,
363
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,538
MY HEART WENT WITH HER.
364
00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:14,074
HER DREAMS WERE SO PURE.
365
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,645
YEAH, PURELY
SELFISH.
366
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:19,513
SHE RUNS OFF
TO THE CITY,
367
00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:20,914
LEAVES HER SISTER
OUT IN THE STICKS,
368
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:23,350
WHILE SHE PARTIED.
369
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,018
YEAH, WELL, I READ IT
DIFFERENTLY,
370
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,988
BUT PLEASE...CONTINUE.
371
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,124
DON'T LET HIM CONTINUE.
HE'S STUPID.
372
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,027
HARRY, IT'S GONE!
IT'S GONE!
373
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:34,895
WHOA! WHAT'S GONE?
374
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:37,164
THE RAMBLER. IT'S GONE.
AND SO IS EDDIE!
375
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,067
OH! SOMEONE STOLE
THE RAMBLER AND EDDIE!
376
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,870
NO, YOU IDIOT. EDDIE
STOLE THE RAMBLER.
377
00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:44,337
OH...
378
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:50,210
THANK GOD.
379
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,511
OK, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
380
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,246
YOU BAILED THE GUY
OUT OF JAIL,
381
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,514
YOU BROUGHT HIM
INTO YOUR HOME,
382
00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:57,017
GAVE HIM THE KEYS
TO YOUR HOUSE,
TO YOUR CAR,
383
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,853
AND NOW YOU'RE SURPRISED
HE'S STOLEN IT.
384
00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,189
OH, SURE,
HINDSIGHT IS 20-20.
385
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,024
UH, WE WOULD HAVE
WARNED YOU, DICK,
386
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,258
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE DID!
387
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,794
I KNOW YOU DID.
388
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:09,462
I WAS BLINDED
BY THE FERVOR
OF MY FAITH IN MANKIND.
389
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,765
DAMN MY LACK
OF CYNICISM!
390
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:12,566
HERE'S YOUR MAN, DICK.
391
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,101
OH, DON, THANK GOD!
392
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,036
YEAH, HE THOUGHT HE
COULD GET AWAY WITH IT,
393
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,472
BUT I HUNTED HIM DOWN
LIKE A DOG.
394
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,644
YOU BUMPED INTO ME
AT THE GROCERY STORE.
395
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,912
THAT'S HEARSAY.
396
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:27,180
OH, I'M
DISAPPOINTED, EDDIE.
397
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,116
YOU STOLE MY CAR,
AND YOU BROKE
MY HEART.
398
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,284
BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S THE WORST
THING OF ALL?
399
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:34,054
WHAT?
YOU STOLE
MY CAR!
400
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:34,922
SAYS WHO?
401
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:36,089
DO YOU WANT A TASTE
OF MY TASER?
402
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,725
WELL, THEN YOU JUST
KEEP TALKING.
403
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:38,659
COME ON,
WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.
404
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,728
UH, NOT SO FAST.
405
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,931
EDDIE, I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON.
406
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,232
I KNOW I HAVE.
407
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,202
I GAVE YOU MY TRUST.
I GAVE YOU EVERY
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
408
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,004
AND HOW DID YOU
REPAY ME?
409
00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:54,775
BY TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF MY TRUSTING NATURE
AND BETRAYING ME.
410
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,611
I HOPE YOU FEEL REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, BAD.
411
00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:58,478
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
412
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,546
OH, EDDIE
STOLE THE CAR.
413
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,247
WHICH ONE?
414
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,315
THAT CAR.
415
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,060
EDDIE, PLEASE,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
416
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,696
A MAN MAKES ONE MISTAKE,
AND YOU HOLD IT
AGAINST HIM FOR LIFE?
417
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:17,030
WORKS FOR YOU.
418
00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:18,866
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR IRONY!
419
00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:19,499
EDDIE!
420
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,768
SALLY!
MARY!
421
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:22,069
DICK, WHERE'S SALLY?
422
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,637
OH, WHO CARES?
423
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:24,638
EDDIE'S
LEAVING ME.
424
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:25,572
BUT I--
425
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,041
DOGS! DOGS!
DOGS! DOGS!
426
00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:29,076
AM I THE ONLY ONE
AROUND HERE
427
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,544
WHO UNDERSTANDS
THE PHRASE "NO DOGS"?
428
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,013
WELL, I JUST HAVE
TO FIND SALLY.
429
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,982
I WENT TO THE POUND
TO SEE PEPPER,
BUT HE'S GONE!
430
00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:36,016
WHERE DID THESE TWO
COME FROM?
431
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,184
WELL, THEY WERE
JUST SITTING
432
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,920
IN A COLD, HARD CELL
WITH NO CHEWIES.
433
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,822
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL FORGET ABOUT
THE PROJECTOR THING,
434
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,423
AND YOU FORGET ABOUT
THE FALSE ARRESTS.
435
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,191
NO WAY!
436
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,526
LOOK, EDDIE,
HAVE SOME MORE SOUP.
437
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,895
Eddie:
NO MORE SOUP!
438
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:49,562
Dick: NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S WARM.
439
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,766
LIKE YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT
NEW ENGLAND
440
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,568
IN THE 19th
CENTURY!
441
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,436
HEY, COULD YOU
KEEP IT DOWN?
442
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,138
I'M TRYING TO FINISH
MY REPORT OVER HERE.
443
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,474
YOU SHUT UP,
YOU CHEATER.
444
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,744
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY
WORDS DO YOU GOT?
445
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:05,713
498. I NEED 2 MORE WORDS.
446
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:08,682
OK, UH...
447
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:09,582
THE END.
448
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,118
GENIUS!
449
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,553
CHEATER!
450
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,488
THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
TOGETHER.
451
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,957
THAT'S WHAT I AM
THINKING OF.
452
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,292
ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT A BRILLIANT,
COMPASSIONATE MAN
453
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,861
NOW FEELS LIKE A FOOL?
454
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,362
Sally:
ALBRIGHT!
SALLY!
455
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,998
ALBRIGHT,
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
456
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,968
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
I FEEL SO BADLY
ABOUT WHAT WE'VE DONE.
457
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,170
I WENT TO THE POUND
TO FIND PEPPER,
BUT HE'S GONE!
458
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,873
NO, HE'S NOT.
SOLDIER!
459
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,708
PEPPER!
460
00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:37,978
WHY IS THERE
ANOTHER DOG HERE?
461
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,013
MY DOG IS BACK!
462
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,050
OH, MY BOY,
HE MISSED ME.
463
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,023
EDDIE, DID I MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE TO YOUR LIFE?
464
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:52,059
IS THERE NOTHING THAT
YOU'LL REMEMBER FONDLY?
465
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:55,095
THE CHICKEN WASN'T BAD.
466
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,064
EDDIE, EDDIE,
IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN
THIS RELEASE FORM,
467
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,231
I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
468
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,699
WHAT'S IT FOR?
469
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:02,069
UH, IT JUST
ABSOLVES US
OF ANY WRONGDOING
470
00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:03,871
IN ARRESTING YOU
FOR NO REASON
471
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:07,240
AND WITH
NO EVIDENCE.
IT'S STANDARD.
472
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,009
I'LL HAVE
MY LAWYER
LOOK AT IT.
473
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,844
OH!
474
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:20,220
WELL, ALL IN ALL,
I THINK THINGS
WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL.
475
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,321
OH, I AGREE.
476
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,091
WE PREPARED EDDIE
NICELY FOR HIS RETURN
TO SOCIETY.
477
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,725
WELL, WE PROVED
HE DIDN'T STEAL
THE CAR.
478
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,261
HE'S GOT TO FEEL
GOOD ABOUT THAT.
479
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:31,031
WE HAVE NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT.
480
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,802
WHAT SAY WE NEVER SPEAK
OF THIS INCIDENT
EVERY AGAIN?
481
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,003
AGREED.
482
00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:37,971
OF COURSE, UNLESS
WE'RE SUBPOENAED.
483
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:40,273
OH!
484
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:44,611
IN WHICH CASE,
WE'LL JUST LIE.
485
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,579
YES! YES!
486
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,651
YOU KNOW, I REALLY FEEL LIKE
I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.
487
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,987
IT'S NOT EASY
TO CHANGE A MAN.
488
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,322
OR A DOG.
YOU KNOW, I FOUND
489
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,757
IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO TEACH A DOG,
490
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:00,327
ESPECIALLY AN OLD ONE,
ANYTHING NEW.
491
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,561
YOU KNOW, LIKE A TRICK.
492
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,763
WOW, THAT'S
A GOOD POINT.
493
00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,633
OH, YOU GUYS, I GOT
MY BOOK REPORT BACK.
494
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,468
OH, YEAH,
WHAT'D YOU GET?
495
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,270
"PLEASE SEE ME."
496
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:12,973
WELL, WELL,
THERE YOU GO.
497
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:16,543
SHE WANTS TO
CONGRATULATE YOU
IN PERSON.
498
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,911
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
499
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,004
OH, EDDIE,
THAT'S FUNNY,
BUT LET ME OUT.
500
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:47,040
LIGHTS OUT!
LOCK IN!
501
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:54,882
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