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GOOD MORNING, NINA...
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[COOLLY]
MARY.
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[ICILY]
MORNING.
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I, UH...
LIKE YOUR BELT,
DR. SOLOMON.
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THIS ISN'T A BELT,
NINA. IT'S A TIE.
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I THINK SOMEBODY'S
GETTING A SPARE TIRE.
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FORGET IT, MARY.
IT'S A LITTLE LATE
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TO TRY TO BUY
MY AFFECTION WITH GIFTS.
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I MEANT
YOU'VE GAINED WEIGHT.
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WHY SHOULD I BE CONCERNED
ABOUT GAINING WEIGHT?
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MY BODY
IS JUST THE VEHICLE THAT
CARRIES MY BRAIN AROUND,
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AND MY BRAIN DESERVES
A SMOOTH, LUXURIOUS RIDE.
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OK, DICK. GET FAT.
I DON'T CARE.
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WELL, I DON'T CARE
IF YOU DO CARE.
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AS IF I CARED
THAT YOU DIDN'T CARE
THAT I CARED.
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AS IF I CARED
THAT YOU DO CARE
IF I CARE OR NOT.
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I COULDN'T CARE LESS
IF YOU CARE THAT I CARE!
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WELL, NOW, THAT
WAS UNCALLED FOR!
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PEANUT BRITTLE?
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YOU KNOW, DR. SOLOMON,
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SOMETIMES WHEN THERE ARE
CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE,
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YOU USE EATING
AS A WAY OF FILLING
THAT VOID.
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CHANGES? WELL, NOTHING
HAS CHANGED IN MY LIFE.
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WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT MARY AND I
ARE NO LONGER...
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ROMPING LUSTFULLY
IN PASTURES OF DELIGHT,
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OUR WRITHING BODIES
ETERNALLY ENTWINED,
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GLISTENING
LIKE THE MORNING DEW.
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BINGO.
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[UNCLEARLY]
OH, POPPYCOCK!
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YOU DON'T SEE
MARY GAINING WEIGHT,
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AND SHE'S LOST
A LOT MORE
THAN I HAVE!
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SHE LOST ME!
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DID YOU HEAR
ABOUT THAT GUY
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WHO CUT OFF HIS FINGER
IN SHOP CLASS, AND THEN
SEWED IT BACK ON IN HOME EC?
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THAT'S JUST
AN URBAN MYTH.
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OH, DID YOU WANT TO SEE
THUNDER TRAIN?
IT'S PLAYING AT 6:00.
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I ALREADY SAW IT.
WHEN DID YOU SEE IT?
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JUST THE OTHER NIGHT.
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YOU NEVER GO
TO THE MOVIES
BY YOURSELF.
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WELL...YEAH, BUT...
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WENDY REALLY
WANTED TO SEE IT.
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WAIT, WAIT. WAIT.
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YOU SAW IT ALONE...
WITH WENDY?
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WELL,
I COULDN'T VERY WELL
HAVE BEEN ALONE
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IF I SAW IT
WITH WENDY...
NOW, COULD I?
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AAH!
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WHY ARE YOU SO JUMPY?
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I'M SMACK DAB IN
THE MIDDLE OF
"DYING IS DEADLY"
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NUMBER 14
IN THE ANSON NEMBROOK
DETECTIVE SERIES.
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OH, IT'S A GRIPPER.
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I THINK AUGUST
IS CHEATING ON ME.
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WHY? DID SHE TAKE OUT
A BIG INSURANCE POLICY
ON YOU
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AND THEN HAVE HER LOVER
CUT YOUR BRAKE LINES?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
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WELL, DON'T ASK ME.
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I'M 3 DAYS AWAY
FROM RETIREMENT.
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I GOTTA KNOW.
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OK! YOU TALKED ME
INTO IT.
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I'LL TAIL HER
FOR YA.
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I COULD DO THAT.
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OH, YEAH, BUT
SHE KNOWS YOU.
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SHE KNOWS YOU, TOO.
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT NOT INTIMATELY.
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ME, NEITHER.
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REALLY? WELL, THEN
WHY DO YOU CARE?
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OH!
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WELL, THAT LOOKS
PRETTY CRAPPY.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DID EVERYTHING
I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.
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IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
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MARTHA STEWART SAYS
IT HELPS IF YOU TALK
TO YOUR PLANTS.
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OH, YEAH?
MMM.
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HI.
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I'M SALLY.
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Dick: SALLY!
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[PANTING]
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SALLY,
DO I LOOK FAT?
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YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
NO.
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
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OK.
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WELL, THANKS A LOT!
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OH, DICK, JUST BE
THANKFUL YOU'RE A MAN.
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YOU KNOW,
I MEAN, YOU GUYS
CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, DON'T I? YOU KNOW,
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THE ONLY TIME
A WOMAN IS ALLOWED
TO GET FAT
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IS WHEN SHE'S PREGNANT,
BUT SHE CAN'T
EVEN ENJOY IT
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BECAUSE SHE'S BARFING
ALL THE TIME AND HER BOOBS
ARE TURNING INTO A RESTAURANT.
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BUT MEN CAN BALLOON UP
TO THE SIZE
OF A VOLKSWAGEN
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AND STILL GET DATES.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT!
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OH, NOT YOU, DICK.
YOU'RE SLOPPY FAT.
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OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE.
SO WHAT IF I HAVE
PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT?
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BIG DEAL. I CAN LOSE IT.
I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER
OF THIS BODY.
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I'LL JUST ORDER IT
TO STOP EATING.
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NO, DICK. IT'S
AN EARTH BODY, OK?
IT WON'T LISTEN TO YOU.
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FIRST THING WE NEED
IS A STRATEGY. LOOK WHAT
I WAS READING EARLIER TODAY.
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"FARMER LOSES LEG
IN WOOD CHIPPER"?
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WELL, THAT'S GOTTA BE
10 POUNDS RIGHT THERE.
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NO. NOT THAT. THIS.
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"SUZANNE SOMERS REVEALS
HER SECRET SUMMER
SLIMMING TIPS."
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I WANT TO KNOW!
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SO, UM...
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HOW'S YOUR DIET
GOING, DR. SOLOMON?
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OH, IT'S NOT
JUST A DIET, NINA.
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IT'S A COMPLETE
LIFESTYLE CHANGE.
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SALLY JUST SIGNED ME UP
FOR A STEP CLASS.
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I'M DRINKING
8 16-OUNCE GLASSES
OF WATER A DAY,
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AND I CAN EAT ALL
THE GRAPEFRUIT I LIKE.
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I SUPPOSE YOU
HAVE TO DIET
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WHEN YOU DON'T
HAVE THE WILLPOWER
TO SIMPLY EAT RIGHT.
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MMM.
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YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
HOW DELICIOUS
THIS GRAPEFRUIT IS.
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Mary: MMM.
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WOULD EITHER OF YOU
LIKE A TASTE?
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NO, THANKS.
THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.
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CAN I TASTE YOURS?
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TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM
WITH PIZZA, NINA AND I
CAN GO IN HER OFFICE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
THAT--THAT'S
NOT NECESSARY.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A WHOLE GRAPEFRUIT
FOR JUST ONE PEPPERONI!
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LET'S GO.
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NO! UH...UH...
HOW ABOUT 2?
2 GRAPEFRUITS!
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2 DELICIOUS GRAPEFRUITS!
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AND MY WATCH!
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HEY, YOU THIRSTY?
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OH, I KNOW YOU.
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YOU WOULDN'T SAY
ANYTHING IF YOU WERE.
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THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW.
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YOU'RE NOT RUDE
OR DEMANDING LIKE
MOST PEOPLE I KNOW.
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YOU MUST BE BORED
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
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NO. NOT AT ALL.
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I WAS TALKING
TO THE PLANT.
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WELL, TOMMY, I'VE GOT
THE EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE.
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WHUP!
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BUT I HAVE TO
WARN YOU, KID...
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YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE
WHAT YOU SEE.
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[GASPS]
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HARRY...
ALL THESE PICTURES
ARE OVEREXPOSED!
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WELL, I TOLD YOU
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
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WHAT WAS SHE DOING?
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"3:35...
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"SPOT AUGUST
TALKING TO FRIENDS.
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"3:42. AUGUST
GETS ON BICYCLE.
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"PURSUE ON FOOT.
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3:46. TRIP
OVER GARBAGE CAN."
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"3:46. FOLLOW AUGUST
TO THE LIBRARY,
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"WHERE
SHE STUDIES ALONE
UNTIL IT CLOSES...
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"AT 3:46.
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"I THEN
FOLLOW HER HOME,
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"WHERE SHE ARRIVES
AT EXACTLY...
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3:46."
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HARRY,
WHAT TIME IS IT?
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3:46.
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WHERE DOES THE DAY GO?
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Woman: AND UP!
AND STEP!
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AND UP!
AND STEP!
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AND UP!
AND STEP!
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EYE OF THE TIGER, DICK!
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IF I CAN DO IT,
YOU CAN DO IT!
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Woman: AND STEP!
AND UP!
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AND STEP! AND DOWN!
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UP AND STEP
AND UP AND STEP!
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[PLOP]
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THAT'S AS FAR
AS IT'LL GO.
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OH, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE.
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I'VE GOTTA
GET BACK DOWN
TO A 32 WAIST.
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OK! ON THE COUNT
OF 3, DEEP BREATH.
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1, 2, 3.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M BECOMING
THIN AGAIN.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA EXERCISE.
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SALLY! HELP HARRY!
WHAT?!
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WHAT IS THAT?
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IT'S CALLED
"THE SHATNER."
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NOW...NOW,
GO ON, PULL.
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TOMMY! TOMMY!
PULL. PULL.
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1, 2, 3, GO!
ALL RIGHT.
GOT IT.
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THANK YOU,
LIEUTENANT.
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OH--WHAT--NO.
DICK. DICK.
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DICK.
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DR. SOLOMON!
YOU LOOK GREAT!
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THANK YOU, NINA.
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I FE GREAT.
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YOU DROPPED
YOUR CALCULATOR.
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NO, THAT'S
WHERE I KEEP IT.
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3 TIMES 4 EQUALS...
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12. JUST AS I THOUGHT.
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HERE. LET ME
GET THAT FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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[RIP]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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Mary: DICK?
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EXCUSE ME.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT?
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00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:03,504
I COULDN'T
BE BETTER.
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[HISSING]
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Harry: OOH! OH!
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00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:25,659
HARRY?
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I'M NOT HARRY.
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00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:31,665
UM...WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THE CAMERA?
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WHAT CAMERA?
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00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:40,374
PUT DOWN THE RIBS
AND STEP AWAY
FROM THE PLATTER.
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NO.
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OK, THEN. BUT
MAKE NO MISTAKE--
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IF YOU TAKE ONE BITE
OUT OF THAT,
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00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:49,517
YOU'RE GONNA
HATE YOURSELF MORE
THAN YOU ALREADY DO.
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ARE YOU PREPARED TO FACE
THOSE CONSEQUENCES,
SOLDIER?!
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URRHH!
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YOU'RE PATHETIC.
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OH, I KNOW! YOU KNOW,
NINA WAS RIGHT.
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I | HAVE
A GAPING HOLE
INSIDE OF ME,
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00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,466
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
IT'S THIS BODY!
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00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,568
IT HAS A STUPID
DESIGN FLAW.
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00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,304
IT THINKS IT CAN FILL
AN EMOTIONAL VOID
WITH FOOD!
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00:11:10,338 --> 00:11:12,506
GOD. COME ON, JEREMY.
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00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,208
YOU NAMED IT
JEREMY?
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00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:16,777
I WAS GONNA CALL
HIM LYCOPERSICON
ESCULENTUM,
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00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,480
BUT IT SOUNDED
KINDA SNOTTY.
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00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,714
COME ON,
HARRY.
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00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,250
I SEE.
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00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:24,084
SO SUDDENLY
IT'S A CRIME
FOR A GROWN MAN
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TO HANG AROUND
THE HIGH SCHOOL
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TAKING PICTURES
OF THE YOUNG GIRLS.
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WHATCHA EATIN' THERE,
DICK?
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RIBS.
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00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,793
FAT FREE RIBS?
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00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,495
OH, SHUT UP!
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MY DIET IS DEAD.
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DIET HUH.
MUST BE ROUGH.
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00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:41,835
LUCKY FOR ME,
I WAS BLESSED WITH
A HIGH METABOLISM.
231
00:11:43,237 --> 00:11:44,238
THANKS FOR THE RIDE,
DON.
232
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:45,906
HOLD IT THERE,
HARRY.
233
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,476
I CAN ONLY RELEASE YOU
INTO THE CUSTODY
OF A FAMILY MEMBER.
234
00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:49,277
WELL, I'M
RIGHT HERE.
235
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,711
NOT YOU.
WHERE'S SALLY?
236
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,580
SHE'S IN THE OTHER ROOM.
237
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:53,414
IS SHE ALONE?
238
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,616
WELL, SHE'S WITH JEREMY.
239
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:56,350
JEREMY.
240
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,720
WELL...IT'S LIKE
SHE'S OBSESSED.
241
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,594
YOU GOT ANY MORE
HOT SAUCE?
242
00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:09,430
CAN I HAVE A RIB?
243
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,699
NO!
NO!
244
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,820
DR. SOLOMON--
245
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,922
NOT NOW.
I'M WORKING.
246
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,223
OH, MY GOD!
247
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,158
WHAT IS ALL
THIS STUFF?
248
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,328
IT'S NOT MINE! OH!
249
00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:42,296
IT'S THOSE
DAMNED RACCOONS!
250
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,197
THEY HAVE LITTLE HANDS,
YOU KNOW.
251
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,366
YOU'RE REALLY
WORRYING ME.
252
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,835
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
253
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:50,237
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
254
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,740
NO!
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
255
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,677
WHO AM I KIDDING?
256
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,513
I'M HUGE!
257
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:00,814
OH, NINA!
258
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,583
I'M DOOMED--
259
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,886
DOOMED TO A LIFE
OF FORLORN PUDGERY.
260
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,822
I'M GONNA BE REFERRED TO
AS "HUSKY" AND "JOLLY."
261
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,258
PEOPLE WILL NICKNAME ME
"TINY," AND THEY'LL LAUGH
262
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,828
AND THROW ROTTEN FRUIT
AT MY REAR AS I PASS THEM
IN THE STREETS!
263
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,229
NOBODY DOES THAT.
264
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,198
WELL, I DO.
265
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,933
OH, NINA, I NEED HELP!
266
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,437
GOOD. DR, SOLOMON,
ADMITTING YOU NEED HELP
IS HALF THE BATTLE.
267
00:13:23,471 --> 00:13:25,005
THE OTHER HALF
WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
268
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,608
A CHERRY CHEESECAKE,
WOULD IT?
269
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,909
NO BOO,
IT'S NOT.
270
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,979
HUH. WELL,
IT SHOULD BE.
271
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,317
TOMMY! THIS TIME
I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.
272
00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,018
WHAT IS IT?
273
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,953
AUGUST IS
CHEATING ON YOU.
274
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,057
DARRIN LASKEY.
275
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,058
YEAH.
276
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,494
HARRY, HOW IS THIS
GOOD NEWS?
277
00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:50,731
OH, WELL, LOOK
HOW HAPPY HE IS.
278
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:51,832
WHAT'S THAT, DICK?
279
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,403
NINA SAYS I NEED
MORE STRUCTURE
AND SUPPORT,
280
00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:58,372
SO I--I JOINED
A WEIGHT-LOSS
PROGRAM--
281
00:13:58,406 --> 00:14:00,307
FAT-LOSERS.
282
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,077
"THE FAT-LOSERS
7-DAY DIET PLAN."
283
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,579
WELL, NOW
WE'RE TALKING!
284
00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,347
BUT IT LOOKS SO HARD!
285
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:08,782
OH, QUIT BEING
A BABY. THIS IS
286
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:11,552
EXACTLY WHAT
YOU NEED, DICK--
SOME DISCIPLINE.
287
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,286
OK. LET'S...
288
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,089
LET'S, UH, START
WITH THE BREAD
GROUP.
289
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,891
HUH, YOU
CAN HAVE...
290
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,193
HALF A REDUCED-CALORIE
BAGEL,
291
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:24,565
OR YOU CAN EXCHANGE IT
FOR 6 SALTINES
AND A TORTILLA!
292
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,600
AH. TONIGHT
YOU WILL BE HAVING
293
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,702
THE LO-CAL
SYMPHONY SALAD.
294
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:32,172
ALL RIGHT. HERE,
GIVE ME YOUR TOMATO.
295
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,444
WHAT, MY--MY TOMATO?
296
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:39,379
UM...UH, MAYBE
WE'RE RUSHING THINGS
HERE, DICK.
297
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,349
I MEAN,
LOOK, WE'RE RACING
THROUGH A WHOLE WORLD
298
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,717
OF COTTAGE CHEESE
OPTIONS.
299
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:46,153
NO. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.
NOW, GIVE ME YOUR TOMATO!
300
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,188
NO! DON'T MAKE ME
DO THIS, DICK!
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
301
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,559
JEREMY?!
YES, AND THOSE
2 LITTLE COWARDS
HIDING BEHIND HIM.
302
00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:53,427
AAAHHH!
303
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,567
HI. A NEW FACE.
HAVE YOU WEIGHED IN YET?
304
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,871
UH, YES. THAT
FAT-LOSER OVER THERE
HELPED ME.
305
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:08,375
THAT'S LILLY.
SHE'S BEEN A FAT-LOSER
FOR OVER 9 YEARS.
306
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,078
WELL, I SEE YOU HAVE
YOUR WATER BOTTLE
AND YOUR MENU PLANNER.
307
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,045
HERE'S A FOOD SCALE.
308
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,048
OH. IT'S OFFICIAL.
I'M A FAT-LOSER.
309
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,416
CONGRATULATIONS.
310
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,986
OK, COULD EVERYBODY
PLEASE TAKE A SEAT?
311
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,755
I'VE GOT A LOT
OF GOOD NEWS HERE
TODAY, PEOPLE.
312
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:25,659
JOE McBRIDE...
2 POUNDS!
313
00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,828
AND HE SPENT
THE WEEKEND
IN NEW ORLEANS!
314
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,531
GOD, I LOVE
THAT CRAWFISH.
315
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,100
STEPHANIE HAYES,
4 WHOLE POUNDS.
316
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,669
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.
4 POUNDS.
317
00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:38,972
NOW, HERE'S
SOMEONE WHO IS FINALLY
HOLDING HER GROUND...
318
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:42,743
NO LOSS, BUT NO GAIN--
MARY ALBRIGHT.
319
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,182
MARY?
320
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,551
DICK!
321
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,252
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU'D BEEN COMING HERE?
322
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,453
IT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
323
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:54,421
BUT IT'S YOUR BUSINESS
324
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,323
TO STAND BY AND WATCH
ME SUFFER ALONE
325
00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,828
WHILE YOU SECRETLY FIND
HELP IN THE PILLOWY BOSOM
OF THIS SUPPORT GROUP!
326
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:05,198
LET'S HEAR FROM OUR
NEWEST FAT-LOSER.
327
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,702
HELLO. MY NAME IS DICK,
AND I'M A FAT-LOSER.
328
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:09,302
SIT DOWN!
329
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,005
NO. I HAVE
A LOT TO SAY.
330
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,008
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BORE YOU ALL
WITH WHY I'M HERE.
331
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,578
I WANT TO TELL YOU
WHY MARY ALBRIGHT
IS HERE.
332
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:18,278
DICK!
333
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,780
YOU SEE, WE WERE
LOVERS ONCE...
334
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,550
BUT THAT'S
ALL OVER NOW.
335
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,553
AND SHE PRETENDS
THAT SHE'S OK WITH IT,
BUT SHE'S NOT.
336
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:28,922
AND SO SHE'S BEEN
TRYING TO REPLACE ME
WITH OTHER MEN...
337
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:31,191
MEN LIKE OSCAR MEYER...
338
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,093
BEN & JERRY...
339
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,796
AND THE PILLSBURY
DOUGHBOY!
340
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,831
DICK, PLEASE.
341
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,068
AUGUST.
342
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,270
ARE YOU
CHEATING ON ME?
WHAT?
343
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,106
HARRY SAW YOU
KISSING DARRIN LASKEY.
344
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,009
DARRIN LASKEY.
HE'S IN MY DRAMA CLASS.
345
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,644
WE WERE DOING
A SCENE TOGETHER.
346
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:53,681
OH. OH, MY GOD.
I MUST LOOK
LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT.
347
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:57,250
YOU WERE DOING A SCENE?
WHAT A FOOL I AM.
THAT HARRY, HE'S--
348
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,619
HEY, AUGUST.
349
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:02,556
AND KEVIN DOUGLAS.
YOU MUST BE
IN DRAMA CLASS, TOO.
350
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,758
SO YOU'RE QUITE
A LITTLE ACTRESS
THERE, AUGUST.
351
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,459
SO YOU TWO ARE JUST
REHEARSING AWAY.
352
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,861
IT'S
VERY CONVINCING.
353
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:10,631
I'D--I'D PAY TO SEE
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
354
00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:12,933
SO, NOW, TELL ME,
KEVIN, SO YOU'RE,
UH...YOU'RE, UH...
355
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:19,840
YOU'RE...KISSING...
YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND,
AREN'T YOU?
356
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,809
CAN YOU GIVE ME
A MINUTE?
357
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:23,343
RIGHT.
358
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,948
AUGUST, HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
359
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:31,118
DO THIS TO YOU?
WHAT KIND OF
BOYFRIEND ARE YOU?
360
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,353
YOU--YOU LUST
AFTER OUR MUSIC TEACHER.
361
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,955
YOU FLIRT WITH
THAT SLEAZY LORNA.
362
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:39,593
OK, BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS,
THEY BOTH TOTALLY
BLEW ME OFF.
363
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,368
MARY.
364
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,804
DON'T TALK TO ME.
365
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:54,775
YOU LOST THE RIGHT
TO EMBARRASS ME IN PUBLIC
WHEN WE STOPPED DATING.
366
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,644
I FORGIVE YOU, MARY.
367
00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:58,545
YOU'RE FORGIVING ME?
368
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,446
FOR WHAT?
369
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,048
FOR HOW
YOU DECEIVED ME...
370
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,017
HOW YOU LED ME TO BELIEVE
YOU WERE UNAFFECTED
BY OUR BREAKUP,
371
00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:07,655
WHEN IN FACT, YOU WERE
A HUNGRY, FRIGHTENED
LITTLE BALLERINA
372
00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:11,625
CAREENING OUT OF CONTROL
AT 80 MILES AN HOUR.
373
00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:13,661
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
374
00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:16,229
MY EATING HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
375
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,365
THAT'S WHAT YOU'D LIKE
ME TO THINK, ISN'T IT?
376
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,734
I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU THINK.
YOU DO, TOO.
377
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:21,935
I DO NOT.
DO, TOO.
378
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:23,203
DO NOT.
TOO!
NOT!
379
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,304
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT
380
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,906
THAT YOU'VE BEEN EATING
BECAUSE YOU MISSED ME?
381
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:26,907
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT
382
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,375
THAT YOU'VE BEEN EATING
BECAUSE YOU MISSED ME?!
383
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,209
BECAUSE
I DON'T MISS YOU!
384
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,846
WELL, I DON'T
MISS YOU, EITHER!
385
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,081
ARE YOU AS HUNGRY
AS I AM?
386
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:34,682
MORE.
387
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:36,516
OH...
388
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,298
HELLO,
SALLY.
389
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,299
HELLO, DON.
390
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,905
HOW ARE THINGS GOING
WITH...JEREMY?
391
00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:59,907
JEREMY'S DEAD!
392
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,541
THAT'S TERRIBLE!
393
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,475
I'M SO SORRY.
394
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,111
OH!
395
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:11,819
MY PANTS FIT!
I WON THE WAR!
396
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:15,155
THAT'S GREAT,
DICK.
397
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,124
SO YOU LOST WEIGHT?
398
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,027
EVEN BETTER.
I BOUGHT BIGGER PANTS.
399
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:23,330
GOOD THINKING,
TINY.
400
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,232
WHY ARE YOU
EATING LIKE THAT?
401
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,435
[INCOMPREHENSIBLE]
402
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,338
I'M SORRY
TO HEAR IT.
403
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,841
WELL, DICK,
YOUR SALAD'S READY.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
404
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:36,409
SALAD?
LITTLE GUYS NEVER
KNEW WHAT HIT 'EM.
405
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,746
WHO WANTS SALAD?
I WANT SOME REAL FOOD!
406
00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:41,281
I CANNOT BELIEVE
HOW INSENSITIVE
407
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,515
YOU AR--
SHH! LISTEN!
408
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,017
[MR. FROSTY SMOOTH
MUSIC PLAYS]
409
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:46,720
MR. FROSTY SMOOTH!
MR. FROSTY SMOOTH!
410
00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:49,689
HE'S RIGHT ON TIME!
411
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,726
3:46 ON THE DOT.
412
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,968
Harry: IT WAS THE END
OF A LONG DAY,
413
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,937
AND ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS SIT BACK, HAVE A DRINK,
414
00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:06,506
AND THINK
ABOUT LOVE'S FURY.
415
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,745
I KNEW THE DAME WAS TROUBLE
THE MINUTE SHE WALKED
IN THE DOOR.
416
00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:13,613
DID YOU DRINK
ALL THE MILK AGAIN,
YOU IDIOT?!
417
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,916
GO BACK TO BED!
418
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,987
MY GUT TOLD ME THINGS
WERE ABOUT TO GO
FROM BAD TO WORSE.
419
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,626
I HATE IT WHEN I'M RIGHT.
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