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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,539 --> 00:00:06,541 Harry: LAST TIME ON 3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN... 2 00:00:06,575 --> 00:00:07,942 WE RETURNED FROM THE HOME PLANET, 3 00:00:07,976 --> 00:00:10,444 BUT FORGOT TO CLEAN UP THE LANDING SITE. 4 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,746 Harry: MEANWHILE, THE BIG GIANT HEAD 5 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:13,815 MADE US BRING BACK A LITTLE PRESENT FOR DICK. 6 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,349 YOUR NEW WIFE! 7 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:16,417 MY WIFE?! 8 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,786 Sally: WE'VE BEEN CALLING HER JANET. 9 00:00:17,819 --> 00:00:21,122 Harry: TOO BAD HE WAS ALREADY ENGAGED TO DR. ALBRIGHT. 10 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:24,158 Harry: SO DICK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO SEND HIS NEW WIFE PACKING. 11 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:28,396 WATCH AS I BECOME THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, REPULSIVE CREEP 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,599 ANY WOMAN HAS EVER MET. 13 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:44,879 STELLA! 14 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:50,184 STELLA! 15 00:00:51,753 --> 00:00:54,255 JANET! 16 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,459 YOU DIDN'T EAT YOUR MINI PIZZA! 17 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,094 ACCHH! 18 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,796 YOU CALL THAT A PIZZA? 19 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:03,431 I WOULDN'T FEED THAT TO A DOG! 20 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,399 A DOG WOULDN'T FEED IT TO A DOG! 21 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,568 NOT EVEN A DOG HE HATED! 22 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:09,904 OK, THEN. 23 00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:12,874 DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE SORRY! 24 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:13,975 SORRY AS HELL! 25 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:15,576 YOU'RE... 26 00:01:15,844 --> 00:01:17,612 NOW BRING ME ANOTHER BEER. 27 00:01:17,646 --> 00:01:19,113 BECAUSE I DRINK! 28 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:22,516 AND I DRINK A LOT! I'M A BOOZE HOUND, I AM. 29 00:01:24,619 --> 00:01:25,954 AND WHAT'S WORSE, 30 00:01:25,987 --> 00:01:28,857 WHEN I DRINK, I GET A HEAD OF STEAM. 31 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:32,493 I GET ALL PUNCHY, AND I LIKE TO LASH OUT! 32 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:36,130 OH, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD. 33 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,166 AHH...GOD! 34 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:41,335 WHY CAN'T YOU DRESS NICE? 35 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,170 LOOK AT YOU! 36 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,905 YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO--WHO-- 37 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:47,876 ISN'T DRESSED ALL THAT NICE. 38 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:50,111 WELL, I COULD CHANGE FOR YOU. 39 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,346 AND LOOK AT THAT APRON. 40 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,648 [CRYING] 41 00:01:53,682 --> 00:01:55,650 I LIKE THAT APRON. 42 00:01:55,684 --> 00:01:57,251 [SOBBING] 43 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,153 IT'S PRETTY. 44 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,656 WITH ALL THE HEARTS AND--AND THE WORDS 45 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:03,424 AND--AND THE HEARTS... 46 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,726 [WAILING] 47 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:07,095 OH, THAT'S OK, BABY. 48 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,462 YOU CAN WEAR THE APRON. 49 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,765 OH, GOD, I'M SORRY! 50 00:02:10,799 --> 00:02:13,101 [SOBBING] 51 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,303 YOU'RE A NICE PERSON, 52 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:18,306 AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT THE BIG GIANT FATHEAD 53 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:22,243 MADE YOU COME HERE AND LIVE WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! 54 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:25,046 [SOBBING] 55 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:28,549 I'VE ALWAYS DEPENDED ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS. 56 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,618 [SOBBING] 57 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:37,892 MAMA MAKE IT ALL BETTER! 58 00:02:37,926 --> 00:02:41,095 I'M ALL MESSED UP INSIDE, MAMA. 59 00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:41,896 [SOBBING] 60 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:48,036 [WHIMPERING LIKE A DREAMING DOG] 61 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:54,075 GOOD MORNING, LOVER. 62 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:55,643 OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE? 63 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,047 WELL, NOT MUCH. BUT, HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS TONIGHT. 64 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,282 OH, WHAT TIME IS IT? I-I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. 65 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:04,052 NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I ALREADY CALLED NINA, 66 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:05,353 AND I TOLD HER YOU WERE GONNA BE LATE. 67 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,220 YOU CALLED NINA? 68 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,456 YES. I--I TOLD HER EVERYTHING. 69 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,825 YOU TOLD HER EVERYTHING?! 70 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,462 WELL, WHERE'S MY KISS?! 71 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,066 "SPEAKING OFF THE RECORD, 72 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,136 OFFICER DON ORVILLE TOLD THE BUGLE, 73 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:56,871 "I BELIEVE ALIENS ARE AMONG US, 74 00:03:56,905 --> 00:04:01,009 AND IT'S UP TO ME TO NAB 'EM." 75 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:02,110 WOW. 76 00:04:02,143 --> 00:04:03,812 DON, FRONT PAGE. 77 00:04:03,845 --> 00:04:06,380 AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE MY EYES WERE OPENED TO A WORLD 78 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:09,583 I NEVER KNEW EXISTED. THANKS, HARRY. 79 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,122 [SIGHS] 80 00:04:14,155 --> 00:04:15,924 YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO HIM. IT DOESN'T EXIST. 81 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:18,326 OH, YES. IT DOES. 82 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,427 LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE WHEAT FIELD. 83 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:20,728 [GASP] [GASP] [GASP] 84 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,764 IT'S THE FUSION CHAMBER! 85 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,201 THE WHAT? 86 00:04:27,235 --> 00:04:29,570 THE FUSION CHAMBER...LAIN. 87 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,540 THE FUSION CHAMBERLAIN SHOW. 88 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,942 WITH YOUR HOST, 89 00:04:33,975 --> 00:04:37,678 FUSION CHAMBERLAIN! 90 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,180 WHOO! WHOO... 91 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,885 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 92 00:04:43,918 --> 00:04:46,120 SALLY, WHAT I HAVE IN MY HAND 93 00:04:46,154 --> 00:04:49,891 IS A PIECE OF A TERRIFYING ALIEN SPACECRAFT. 94 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:51,926 UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT THEY'VE LANDED. 95 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,793 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 96 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,328 I HAVE TO PACK THIS IN DRY ICE 97 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:57,365 AND DRIVE IT TO THE REGIONAL FIELD OFFICE OF THE FBI IN CLEVELAND. 98 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,132 WHY DRY ICE? 99 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:01,269 GIVES A NICE SMOKY EFFECT. 100 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:02,303 WELL... 101 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,872 GOOD-BYE, SALLY. 102 00:05:03,905 --> 00:05:05,039 GOOD-BYE? 103 00:05:05,073 --> 00:05:07,175 I'M OFF TO SAVE THE EARTH... 104 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:12,914 FROM THE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE. 105 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,584 FBI? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 106 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,886 DON'T PANIC. I HAVE THE SOLUTION. 107 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:20,121 YOU'RE GONNA GO DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION AND TAKE THE FALL. 108 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,022 TELL THEM IT WAS A PRANK. 109 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:21,923 WHY ME? 110 00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:23,157 WELL, YOU'RE A MINOR. 111 00:05:23,191 --> 00:05:24,325 THEY'LL GO EASY ON YOU. 112 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,460 BESIDES, WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SOME SACRIFICES AROUND HERE. 113 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,562 OK. WHAT SACRIFICE ARE YOU MAKING? 114 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:32,901 THE SHAME OF HAVING A JUVENILE DELINQUENT FOR A NEPHEW, OK? 115 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,971 I'M NOT ANGRY, TOMMY. 116 00:05:37,005 --> 00:05:39,540 I'M JUST...DISAPPOINTED. 117 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:51,019 GOOD MORNING, NINA. 118 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,222 OH, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. 119 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:55,123 DICK... 120 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:57,058 WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? WHERE WERE YOU? 121 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,459 WELL, DIDN'T HARRY TELL YOU? 122 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,728 HE TOLD ME YOU FELL DOWN A WELL. 123 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,397 UH, UH, UH, HE WAS COVERING FOR ME. 124 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,466 SEE I WAS PACKING MY BAG SO THAT WE COULD ELOPE! 125 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,434 ELOPE? 126 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,236 YES! WE'RE GOING TO AKRON! 127 00:06:08,269 --> 00:06:10,538 OH, IT'LL BE SO ROMANTIC. 128 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,506 YOU, ME, THE NOTARY PUBLIC AT THE COPY-MART. 129 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,575 WELL, I--I CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 130 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,211 I HAVE TO CANCEL 3 CLASSES, AND... 131 00:06:17,245 --> 00:06:17,946 IS NINA IN? 132 00:06:17,979 --> 00:06:19,413 NO! UH-- 133 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,915 MARY, FORGET ABOUT YOUR CLASSES. 134 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:23,151 THIS TIME TOMORROW WE'LL BE ON OUR HONEYMOON. 135 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:25,319 WE CAN GO ANYWHERE WE WANT FOR AS LONG AS WE WANT. 136 00:06:25,353 --> 00:06:26,654 HECK, WE MAY NEVER COME BACK. 137 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,357 WE'RE CRAZY IN LOVE, LET'S GO! 138 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,124 GOOD MORNING. 139 00:06:30,158 --> 00:06:32,460 DAAH! OHH! 140 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,394 WHAT'S GOING ON? 141 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,862 YEAH, DR. SOLOMON, 142 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,497 WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER WHAT'S GOING ON? 143 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,298 SHE'S LYING. 144 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:38,399 WHAT? 145 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,534 MARY, YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO A THING SHE SAYS 146 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,036 BECAUSE IT'S--IT'S... 147 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:45,239 I-IT'S...OPPOSITE WEDNESDAY! 148 00:06:45,273 --> 00:06:46,440 OPPOSITE WEDNESDAY? 149 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,009 YES! EVERYTHING SHE TELLS YOU, 150 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:49,543 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK THE OPPOSITE. 151 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,644 ALL THE SECRETARIES ARE DOING IT. 152 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,980 NO! IS THIS TRUE? 153 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:55,583 SEE? AH HA HA HA! 154 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,118 LOVE IS WAR, PEACE IS HATE. 155 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,752 IF SHE SAYS SHE'S HAPPY, SHE'S ACTUALLY SAD. 156 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,388 IF SHE SAYS I WAS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN LAST NIGHT, 157 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:03,291 IT'S BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WASN'T! 158 00:07:03,324 --> 00:07:04,758 YOU WERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 159 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,260 SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT. 160 00:07:06,294 --> 00:07:09,063 SAVE YOUR BREATH. I ALREADY TOLD HER. 161 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:13,167 OH, MARY, IT'S TRUE. 162 00:07:13,201 --> 00:07:15,336 I W WITH A WOMAN LAST NIGHT. 163 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,171 HAH! I DIDN'T REALLY TELL HER. 164 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:18,506 WHAT?! 165 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,541 IT'S OPPOSITE WEDNESDAY. 166 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:23,111 GR--OHH, NINA! 167 00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:25,646 YOU'RE AN EVIL GENIUS! 168 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,954 [GIGGLING] 169 00:07:33,988 --> 00:07:35,256 YAH HA HA HA. 170 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,091 YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK. 171 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,459 GO AHEAD AND LAUGH! 172 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:39,493 BUT YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING 173 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,163 WHEN THE FBI CONFIRMS WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU. 174 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,897 WE ARE NOT ALONE. 175 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,799 WHOO-OOH! WHOO-OOH! 176 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,901 HEY, DON, UH, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 177 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:50,204 CAN IT WAIT, TOMMY? I GOT A DATE WITH THE FBI. 178 00:07:50,238 --> 00:07:51,072 NO IT CAN'T. 179 00:07:51,105 --> 00:07:52,540 YOU SEE, UH, 180 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,974 THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY, HEH. 181 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:56,444 I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH. 182 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,612 IT TURNS OUT THAT IT WAS ME 183 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,881 WHO DESTROYED OLD MAN SWEENEY'S FIELD ALL ALONG. 184 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,417 WHAT? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 185 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:04,785 WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 186 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,154 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, 187 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:07,688 AND SO IT WENT TOO FAR, YOU KNOW? 188 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,724 WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE CROP CIRCLES AND THE BURN MARKS? 189 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,294 WELL, I... I WAS RUNNING LAPS 190 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:18,332 WITH A FLAMING 2x4 DRAGGING BEHIND ME. 191 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,868 YOU SEE, I'M A TEENAGER. I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER. 192 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,671 NOT SO FAST, JUNIOR! SEE YA. 193 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,240 THERE'S ONE THING YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN: 194 00:08:26,274 --> 00:08:27,775 IT'S THIS! 195 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,177 THAT? UH-HUH. 196 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:31,645 WELL-- WELL, THIS IS A... 197 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,915 IT'S--IT'S A-- IT'S A SLING-A-RANG. 198 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,150 IT'S A TOY. 199 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:37,651 YOU KNOW, YOU... 200 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,619 YOU THROW IT... 201 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,121 [CLUNK] 202 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:46,560 AND--AND IT JUST LANDS THERE ON THE FLOOR, YOU KNOW? 203 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,731 I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS FOR IT ON TV. 204 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,101 YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE JINGLE-- 205 00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:54,302 * SLING-A-RANG 206 00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:55,603 * SLING-A-RANG 207 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,304 * PICK IT UP 208 00:08:56,337 --> 00:08:59,707 * AND FLING THAT... THANG * 209 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,479 OF COURSE. 210 00:09:05,513 --> 00:09:08,549 A SLING-A-RANG IN AN EMPTY FIELD. 211 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,551 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 212 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,253 IT | YOU. 213 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:13,621 IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG. 214 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,389 YEAH. WELL, I FEEL BETTER. 215 00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:16,857 THANKS FOR LISTENING, DON. BYE. 216 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,626 TOMMY! 217 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,660 THERE ARE A LOT OF ROTTEN KIDS 218 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,695 IN A TOWN LIKE RUTHERFORD, 219 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,232 BUT I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU. 220 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:27,568 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. 221 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,238 WELL, I KNOW THAT MUST TEAR YOU UP, DON, 222 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:36,777 CONSIDERING IT COULD JEOPARDIZE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GORGEOUS AUNT SALLY. 223 00:09:41,182 --> 00:09:43,451 YUP. THAT'S AN OWIE. 224 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,154 BUT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, 225 00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:48,356 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHARGE YOU AS AN ADULT. 226 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:51,292 OH, DOES THAT MEAN I CAN RENT SHOWGIRLS? 227 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,395 MMM! WHAT IS THIS? 228 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,830 AN OMELET. 229 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:59,300 WELL, I THOUGHT AN OMELET WAS RUNNY EGGS 230 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,336 FILLED WITH BIG CHUNKS OF UNMELTED CHEESE FOOD. 231 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:04,238 YEAH, WELL, LIVE AND LEARN. 232 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,906 HMM. 233 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,007 WHAT'S THIS? 234 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,443 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE YUMMY. HEY! 235 00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:11,445 JANET! COME HERE AND TELL US WHAT WE'RE EATING! 236 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:13,013 NO, NO, NO, NO. 237 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,081 SHE'S NOT HERE. 238 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,717 SHE WENT TO DICK'S OFFICE TO DROP OFF HIS LUNCH. 239 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,485 WHAT? 240 00:10:17,518 --> 00:10:18,486 I SAID SHE WENT TO DICK'S OFFICE-- 241 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:20,488 YOU IDIOT! 242 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,623 IF JANET FINDS OUT ABOUT ALBRIGHT, WE'RE DEAD! 243 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,857 WE'VE GOTTA STOP HER! 244 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,526 LET'S GO! 245 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,104 LET'S GO! 246 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:41,409 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TELL-- 247 00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:45,813 OH, MY GOD! 248 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:49,317 LOOK AT THE CUTE TUCHUS ON YOU! 249 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,251 CAN WE HELP YOU? 250 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,320 I AM SURE YOU CAN. 251 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:53,787 WELL, CAMPUS INFORMATION IS-- 252 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,256 LOOK AT YOU! 253 00:10:55,289 --> 00:10:56,924 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY? 254 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,992 UH, YES, DR. SOLOMON. 255 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,428 HE'S MY HUSBAND. 256 00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:02,563 I DIDN'T KNOW DR. SOLOMON HAD A WIFE. 257 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:06,667 WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OUT OF THE HOUSE. 258 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,802 UH, H-HE'S IN THE NEXT BUILDING. 259 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,638 THANK YOU. 260 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,907 SEE YOU AROUND CAMPUS, BUBBELE. 261 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,210 [CLICKS TONGUE] 262 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,549 COME ON, DICK. 263 00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:23,251 WHO WAS SHE? 264 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:24,918 OK. 265 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,620 I WANTED TO KEEP THIS A SURPRISE. 266 00:11:26,654 --> 00:11:29,223 SHE WAS A TRAVEL AGENT. 267 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:30,424 I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WITH HER 268 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,560 PLANNING OUR HONEYMOON IN HAWAII. 269 00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:34,962 SO, ONCE AGAIN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO! 270 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,364 AN ALL-NIGHT TRAVEL AGENT? 271 00:11:36,397 --> 00:11:38,232 THEY'RE THE BEST! 272 00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:40,434 OH, MARY, JUST PICTURE IT. 273 00:11:40,468 --> 00:11:41,535 JUST US... 274 00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:43,671 JUST THE TWO OF US, NO ONE ELSE, 275 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,273 BY THE OCEAN-- 276 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,941 PALM TREES SWAYING IN THE BREEZE, 277 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,911 YOU SUNNING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF ME, 278 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:54,248 SENSUALLY REMOVING YOUR GAUZY DRESS, 279 00:11:54,282 --> 00:11:56,049 YOUR UNDERWIRE BRA, 280 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,820 YOUR SUPPORT PANTIES WITH THE TUMMY-CONTROL PANEL, 281 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,656 AND FINALLY YOUR KNEE-HIGHS... 282 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,725 ALL IN THE GLOW OF A FULL MOON 283 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,795 WHILE I PLAY HAWAIIAN WEDDING SONG. 284 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:11,999 ** * ** 285 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,442 OH, IT DOES SOUND NICE. 286 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,444 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT, DICK, 287 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,446 YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES! 288 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,114 OH, MARY! OH, DICK! 289 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,817 DICK, HONEY, I BROUGHT YOUR LUNCH! 290 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,818 MY GOD. 291 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,752 JANET! 292 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,422 I MEAN-- WHO ARE YOU?! 293 00:12:34,455 --> 00:12:36,790 I'M YOUR WIFE, SILLY. 294 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,426 SHE'S YOUR WHAT? 295 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,060 HIS WIFE. 296 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,530 NICE TO MEET YOU. 297 00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:43,331 YOU'RE MARRIED? 298 00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:46,266 WELL, UH, NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK. 299 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,235 YOU TOLD ME YOUR WIFE WAS DEAD! 300 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,104 THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME! 301 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,673 I'M NOT DEAD! 302 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:55,208 YOUR WIFE IS COMING! YOUR WIFE IS COMING! YOUR WIFE-- 303 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,310 SON OF A BITCH! 304 00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,878 OHH! 305 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,679 MARY! 306 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:01,615 PLEASE! WAIT, MARY! 307 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:02,983 WE MAY BE TOO LATE. 308 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,084 GEE... 309 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,920 YOU THINK? 310 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,657 SO WHO'S THE SHIKSA? 311 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,230 MARY, PLEASE, WAIT. 312 00:13:17,765 --> 00:13:20,267 MARY, YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN. 313 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,136 MARY-- 314 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,439 MARY, PLEASE STOP! 315 00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:26,407 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, 316 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,841 SOMETHING THAT WILL CLEAR UP THIS WHOLE MESS. 317 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,543 I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS. 318 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,579 OK. 319 00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:34,382 HERE'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. 320 00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:37,585 I HAVE A WIFE. FINE. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 321 00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,052 BUT, MARY, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T REALIZE. 322 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,320 SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME. 323 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,423 OH, YOU POOR THING. YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN I LOVE. 324 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,791 OH, GREAT. AND WHEN I'M WITH HER, 325 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,192 ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU. 326 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,594 WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE? 327 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:50,864 OH, I KNOW! EVERY MARRIED MAN I'VE EVER DATED. 328 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,500 HOW MANY MARRIED MEN HAVE YOU DATED? 329 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,802 JUST ONE, DICK. YOU! 330 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,136 BECAUSE I DON'T DO THAT. 331 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,006 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I DON'T DO WITH MARRIED MEN? MARRY THEM! 332 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,743 HEY, HEY, HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! 333 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,745 OH, MARY. 334 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,279 LOOK, I'M CONFUSED, AND YOU'RE CONFUSED, 335 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,815 SO LET'S JUST STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE, 336 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,982 GO TO A MOTEL, AND MAKE LOVE. 337 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,751 OH, COME ON, DICK, YOU'RE MARRIED. 338 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:13,421 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? MARRIED. AND YOU LIED ABOUT IT. 339 00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:16,957 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN. 340 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,726 HEY-- SHUT UP! 341 00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,034 WELL, HI, HONEY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 342 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,237 OH, HOW WAS MY DAY? MY LIFE HAS BECOME A FARCE! 343 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,872 AND NOT A WITTY LITTLE DOOR-SLAMMING, 344 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,274 EVERYBODY-RUNS-AROUND FARCE. NO! 345 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,910 A CHEERLESS, LACHRYMOSE, DISPIRITING FARCE 346 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:41,214 WHERE THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING IS A CRYING MIME! 347 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,383 WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER. 348 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,653 BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU. 349 00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:46,454 WHAT?! 350 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:48,422 I DON'T LOVE YOU! 351 00:14:48,456 --> 00:14:50,824 YOU DO TOO LOVE ME. 352 00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:54,862 I AM YOUR WIFE, THE PERSON YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE! 353 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,796 THOSE ARE THE RULES! 354 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,531 THERE ARE NO RULES! 355 00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,867 YOU CAN FEEL WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR WHOEVER YOU WANT TO. 356 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,369 LOVE'S NOT AN ASSIGNMENT. IT JUST HAPPENS! 357 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,305 THAT'S EARTH, BABY! 358 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,206 SO, YOU MEAN... 359 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,877 THAT I DON'T HAVE TO LOVE YOU? 360 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,779 NO. 361 00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,313 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO GREAT. 362 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,985 EVER SINCE I GOT HERE YOU'VE BEEN JUST A HUGE PAIN IN MY PURPLE TUBE. 363 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,086 WHA-- 364 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,789 IN FACT, THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS 365 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:25,626 THAT I DON'T LOVE ABOUT THIS PLANET. 366 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,294 THIS BROOM... 367 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,064 THIS STUPID-ASS APRON... 368 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,333 THESE STUPID DISHES... 369 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,334 AND YOUR FAMILY! 370 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,469 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FAMILY? 371 00:15:35,503 --> 00:15:36,804 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM? 372 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:39,139 THEY ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE! 373 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,641 WELL-- 374 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:43,243 BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 375 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,646 I'M LEAVING YOU, DARLING. 376 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:49,216 LEAVING? W-WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BIG GIANT UNCLE? 377 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,785 WELL, THAT WILL HAVE TO BE OUR... 378 00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:53,854 BIG GIANT SECRET. 379 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,188 OH, THANK YOU, JANET. 380 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,491 I MEAN, JEEZ, IF I GET TO PICK THE PERSON I'M IN LOVE WITH, 381 00:15:57,525 --> 00:16:01,061 I'M GONNA GET SOMEBODY REALLY GOOD-LOOKING! 382 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,963 OH! I'M GORGEOUS. 383 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,432 I MEAN, I SAW THESE GUYS TODAY AT THE SCHOOL, 384 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,101 AND THEY WERE JUST UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL! 385 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,571 I MEAN, THEY HAD ALL THESE MUSCLES. 386 00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:11,505 WELL, I HAVE MUSCLES. 387 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,307 NO, I MEAN REAL MUSCLES! 388 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,644 AND THEY WERE YOUNG, AND THEY WERE HARD, 389 00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:18,812 AND THEY HAD ALL THEIR HAIR, EVEN RIGHT HERE. 390 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,448 HUH! HAIR IS VERY OVERRATED. 391 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,051 IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE SIZE OF YOUR FACE. 392 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,854 WELL, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, DICK. 393 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:30,558 I MEAN, YOU JUST SAID YOURSELF THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME. 394 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,193 OK. NOW, WHICH WAY'S VEGAS? 395 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,697 BUT, JANET, IT'S A BIG WORLD OUT THERE. 396 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,099 WHERE WILL YOU GO? WHAT WILL YOU DO? 397 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:43,136 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, DICK. 398 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,175 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE RUTHERFORD. 399 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,411 BYE, JANET. 400 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,380 BYE, JANET. 401 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,915 WHAT? JANET'S LEAVING? 402 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:55,482 YES. 403 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:59,820 NOOOO! JANET, DON'T GO! 404 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,889 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 405 00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:05,125 THE FAKE MOTHER OF MY PHONY SON. 406 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,428 I'VE BEEN DUMPED BY MY WIFE AND MY FIANCEE IN THE SAME DAY. 407 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,397 OHH! WHAT ABOUT ME? 408 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,132 I'VE LOST A LIVE-IN MAID, 409 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,768 A COOK, A GARDENER, A CHAUFFEUR, 410 00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:17,838 AND AN ELECTRICIAN. I LOVED HER! 411 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,908 AWW! WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, DICK. 412 00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:23,243 WITH JANET OUT OF THE WAY, MAYBE YOU'LL GET ANOTHER SHOT AT ALBRIGHT. 413 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:23,844 YOU THINK? 414 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,780 PROBABLY NO. 415 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,717 BUT, HEY, AT LEAST THERE'S STILL THE 3 OF US. 416 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,484 OOH! OOH! OHH! 417 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,053 HEY, WAIT. 418 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,355 DIDN'T THERE USED TO BE 4 OF US? 419 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,026 OHH, YEAH! OFFICER DON CALLED. 420 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,761 "TOMMY'S IN JAIL." 421 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,163 JAIL?! JAIL?! JAIL?! 422 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,698 WAAGH! WAAGH! WAAGH! 423 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,000 GET HIM OUT! GET HIM OUT OF JAIL! 424 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,636 YOU IDIOTS! 425 00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:53,440 DON, WHERE'S TOMMY? 426 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,742 OH, YOU'RE TOO LATE. 427 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,409 WHOA! 428 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,779 YOU KILLED TOMMY?! 429 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,247 NO, I LET HIM GO. 430 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,817 YOU LET TOMMY GO TO HIS DEATH?! 431 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,754 WAAGH! 432 00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:07,921 HEY, HARRY. 433 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,423 AAH! OHH! 434 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,093 HE'S ALIVE. 435 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,763 OH, HUH... 436 00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:17,297 SORRY. 437 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,633 NICE TIE. 438 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,334 WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU? 439 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,602 IT WAS PRETTY SCARY. 440 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,372 AS A JUVENILE, I COULD'VE SPENT 200 HOURS 441 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,075 CLEANING UP OTHER PEOPLE'S TRASH ON THE HIGHWAY. 442 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,010 BUT I WANTED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON, 443 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,745 SO I CHARGED HIM AS AN ADULT. 444 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:32,579 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 445 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,515 I GOT A $40 FINE. 446 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,717 WHERE'D YOU GET $40? 447 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,852 I PAID IT. 448 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,255 THANKS, DON. 449 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,858 I OWE YOU...BIG. 450 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,328 HARRY, GRAB THE, UH... 451 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,730 UH, THE SLING-A-RANG. 452 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:50,898 THE WHAT? 453 00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,565 THE SLING-A-RANG? 454 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,234 REMEMBER? YOU'VE SEEN IT ADVERTISED 455 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,805 ON THE FUSION CHAMBERLAIN SHOW. 456 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,009 YES, I HAVE. 457 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,512 I GOTTA SEE THAT SHOW. 458 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:12,953 [CONTINUOUS TAPPING ON THE DOOR] 459 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,889 [DOORBELL RINGING REPEATEDLY] 460 00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:18,792 IT'S ME. 461 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:19,827 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 462 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,594 JANET'S GONE FOREVER, MARY. 463 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,396 SHE'S GONE. WE'RE DIVORCING. 464 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,632 SHE'S NOT AROUND TO RUIN OUR LIVES ANYMORE. 465 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,735 THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER, DICK. 466 00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,436 SHE DIDN'T LIE TO ME. 467 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,205 SHE'S NOT THE ONE WHO DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT HER! 468 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,007 MARY, I WANTED TO. 469 00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:39,146 WHAT ELSE IS THERE, DICK? 470 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,113 DICK? 471 00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:41,782 [GASPS] 472 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,851 THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE, ISN'T THERE? 473 00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,119 AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME, CAN YOU? 474 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,588 OHH! 475 00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:53,626 GOOD-BYE, DICK. 476 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,165 I'M SORRY. 477 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:06,740 SO I GUESS THERE'S NO WAY YOU WOULD EVER MARRY ME. 478 00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:11,344 DICK, RIGHT NOW THERE'S NO WAY I'D EVEN CARPOOL WITH YOU. 479 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,848 WELL...WHAT IF YOUR CAR BREAKS DOWN? 480 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:15,816 I'D RENT. 481 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,051 I'D WALK. WELL, THERE ARE NO CARS AVAILABLE. 482 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,687 WHAT? IN THE WORST SNOWSTORM IN 50 YEARS? 483 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,024 I'D TAKE A BUS. YOU WOULD NEVER TAKE A BUS! 484 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,494 YOU'RE RIGHT. THEN I'D CARPOOL WITH YOU. 485 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,398 Dick: YES! 486 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:39,006 YOU KNOW, I GOTTA SAY, THERE ARE THINGS I'M GONNA MISS ABOUT JANET. 487 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:43,543 YEAH. ESPECIALLY THE WAY SHE MADE FOOD YOU COULD EAT. 488 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,947 YEP. SHE HAD A GIFT. 489 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,648 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MISS MOST ABOUT JANET, DICK? 490 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,718 OH, I'M GONNA MISS THE AMAZINGLY NUTTY COMPLICATIONS 491 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:56,123 SHE ADDED TO MY LIFE. NOTHING, YOU IDIOT! 492 00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:59,026 YOU KNOW, DICK, WE'RE ALL REAL SORRY ABOUT MARY. 493 00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:00,227 KIND OF. 494 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,729 OH, I'M NOT WORRIED. WHEN WE FIRST CAME HERE, 495 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,431 MARY HATED ME, AND I WON HER OVER. 496 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,966 I CAN DO IT AGAIN. 497 00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:06,934 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 498 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:07,835 OF COURSE. 499 00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:10,370 SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO STAY AWAY FOR LONG. 500 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,873 NOT WITH AN ALBUM FULL OF NAKED PICTURES OF ME. 501 00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:15,242 SHE HAS NAKED PICTURES OF YOU?! 502 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,512 NOT YET. HARRY, GET THE CAMERA. 503 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,590 THANKS. 504 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,631 A PHOTO ALBUM? 505 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,733 [CHUCKLING] 506 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,503 [GASPS] OH, MY GOD! 507 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:48,141 [INTERESTED] OH, MY GOD. 508 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,481 THAT'S MY TEDDY! 34038

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