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the only thing that we know for students
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that still needs a terraforming device
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left behind by beams from another time
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no way you're wrong it wasn't even
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really a disaster movie doesn't qualify
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okay then what do you have for number
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one best disaster line ever hands down
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2012 the neutrinos have mutated
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excuse me but the line is the neutrinos
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are mutating are you kidding me it looks
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like the neutrinos coming from the sun
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have mutated steve's right of course i
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am mostly
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you still have a much jeweler young pot
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one when was cookie monster in star wars
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huh that's really funny hey by the way i
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can't believe
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you didn't use a walter brown quote
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especially today on his birthday that's
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kind of disgraceful
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oh great your cousin's here what
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oh fantastic
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second cousin my marriage is probably
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just gonna ask for money again
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mm-hmm and he's getting pretty cozy with
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selena
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selena
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what time is it i don't know military or
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civilian military oh 1310.
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how are you hey hi honey i was sitting
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there waiting for half an hour i know
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i'm sorry i'm really sorry do you even
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know what day it is today uh yeah i know
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what day it is it's uh it's walter
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brown's birthday
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and your birthday right it's your
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birthday right it's walter brown your
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girlfriend
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no walter brown's not my girlfriend
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that's how i remember walter's birth and
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your birthday is because you have the
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same birthday i remembered it was your
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birthday selena
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max
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your titles are at the adult store down
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the street you're funny
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oh i got you a gift great i got your
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gift great yeah better not be a dvd
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steve that's not it
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stop messing around it's so funny i you
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know what i had it um i don't wanna play
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i have it hey you know what uh celina
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actually i was on my way out for lunch
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maybe uh i could treat you oh thank you
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max yeah that is so nice of you to ask
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but i gotta go to work yeah just go to
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work
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max work something that you have never
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experienced selena
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come on
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wait
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selena come on i'm sorry
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honey
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can we talk about this i'm due at the
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radio station in 10 minutes and quite
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honestly i don't really feel like
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talking to you right now
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why because i was late for lunch because
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you're late for life
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owen you have a graduate degree but
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instead of being an engineer you spend
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every waking second at this damn video
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store obsessing about stupid disaster
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movies hey hey there's nothing stupid
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about these these this is a genre you
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don't get to be a listen i've poured
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everything i've got into this place i am
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a small business owner i am thinking
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about the future
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okay
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our future okay good
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right now i'm not really sure if we have
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one
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movie shack home of the
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disaster stephen
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hey mom
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i'm just calling to say hi you know see
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how that job search is going i have a
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job a real job steven
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always been so good with your computers
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it's a shame to waste your potential
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down at that place
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huh
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did you feel that oh please don't chase
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the subject no no no
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come on you don't feel that
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what the hell
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so
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down
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oh my god
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you okay i think so
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i can't get through either so much for
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the police
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it happened
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one actually happened what are you
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talking about
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it's time
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uh what are those
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apocalypse bags obviously
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yeah i told you we've been busy here
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have you got one for zombies
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no
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of course we do it's above robot
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invasion
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come on steve help me here every walter
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brown film has dvd extras and featured
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add-ons lists and lists groundbreaking
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stuff very practical the the items that
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you need to survive a walter brown
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disaster so what were those meteors or
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no they can't be meteors there's no
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there's no impact craters
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which would also rule out rogue space
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debris right
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alien attack
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no can't be alien attacks think skyline
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and war of the worlds there's no there's
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no spaceships no mass abductions
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and
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apparently no radiation i'm getting
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nothing
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wait a minute
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how's your watch
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patchy like all the power
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right my watch is fine
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because it's analog yes nice sting right
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only the electricals in the dropout zone
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were affected yeah and i'm getting
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really strange electromagnetic readings
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well i would imagine you would fella
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come on like you know what the hell
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you're talking about solar flares like
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in knowing no
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no it can't be solar players solar
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flares don't ball up like
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that unless
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unless it was one massive solar flare oh
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like in come on first final hours yes
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right i mean huh stupid movies
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all righty then
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what do you think
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dude from heroes is awesome in this
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what do you think of this
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oh oh well um well the electrical
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disturbances are definitely consistent
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with the disruption in earth's
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magnetosphere yeah but if the
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magnetosphere collapsed when we see a
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level radiation
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okay lunatics
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we're done here watching movies does not
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make you an expert on anything okay you
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know what we do know our first priority
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is survival we need to do is just figure
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out what we're dealing with we need is
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to find someone who actually knows what
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that's talking about just shut up for a
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second you need to kiss mine on the wall
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with me with answers to every one of
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life's questions
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selena you okay
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yeah uh
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leonard
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come here for a second what's wrong with
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me just come here damn it yeah just a
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little closer leonard okay
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what is he
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wow okay um what's going what's going on
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you know what back up can you do me a
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favor touch the touch that pole on the
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wall yeah just touch it
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there you go
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ah okay oh
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what the hell
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it is just acting as a grounding wire
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it's it's just
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the energy from that out there is just
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reacting to your body's own
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electrostatic energy that's all it is
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very natural your own impulses okay so
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it's blast you no big deal
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uh stay there
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rubber bands no these are these are
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electrostatic wrist straps
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okay it should work for this right yeah
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i would think okay well with with these
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you can't get a static charge like
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leonard right don't touch him just throw
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it to him
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there you go hey good catch buddy put
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that on okay here's what we need to do
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we all need to just stay here until we
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realize what we're dealing with
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the hell we are
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max
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max where are you going
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max
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where are you going
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i'm going to find someone with some
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actual authority oh and anybody who has
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any sense is coming with me
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selena
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fine wait
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i don't need your sci-fi crap
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you bet your life on that
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everybody back to the bridge
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what you okay
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what about my mom
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right
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electrical disturbances
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um
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what are you doing
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tin foil will protect the battery from
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any sudden energy bursts yeah and the
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wiring too
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or the worlds
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blows me away that you can turn the van
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into a tv dinner in seconds but you
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can't stop the transmission fluid from
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leaking or the burning egg smell from
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the air conditioning i'm a sci-fi
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technician not a mechanic and besides i
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just made our very own post-apocalyptic
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personality carrier that's pretty
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awesome
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good work jim jim all right let's roll
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hey
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where are you going to work on to work
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no you're not selena what do you like
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i'm the best radio tech they have if
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people in town are going to get
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emergency broadcasts i've got to keep
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the station on the air that place is
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like an electromagnetic minefield right
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now it's not safe it's safe you said it
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yourself if the radio breaks you're the
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only one who knows how to fix it steven
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i'll be right back please
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please
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okay i'll think about it yeah spider
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let's roll
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please come on yeah
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all right steve you get in the back in
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ticket inventory come on selena i'll
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give you a hand when you stay here i got
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work to do what you said
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dude i forgot the solar meltdown van
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yeah this isn't my first disaster buddy
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are you kidding me look at this i mean
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what what is that like the 20th car
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we've seen like that i'm telling you
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working vehicles are going to get a
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premium keep falling from the sky yeah
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well don't worry the van will be okay
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van's gonna that's what i'm talking
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about you want to be the one guy in town
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with the one thing that everybody needs
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oh look at that oh
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you mean like in the book of eli yes
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didn't they try to kill eli yes
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mom
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you okay stephen i was so worried the
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power's out my cell doesn't work you're
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bleeding
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that's nothing but when those things
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started dropping they were uh betty it's
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a great story pack a bag we gotta go
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where are we going uh movie jack yeah
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okay everything's gonna be fine
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[Music]
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that's not good all right get in there
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watch your head
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all right steve
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we gotta we gotta go
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let's go buddy
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best advice for a cosmic disaster comes
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from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
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don't panic that
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can always bring a towel
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god
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[Applause]
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oh
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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another wave is coming let's go
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[Music]
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crap
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[Music]
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uh
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[Music]
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[Music]
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okay
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hold on all right let's go go go go come
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on get inside
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come on
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[Music]
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why exactly do you think i know you're
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safe
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here we have all kinds of supplies
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hey
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guys you okay
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hey can you hear me
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oh i thought you said you did something
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to the van already to protect it i had
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10 minutes of tinfoil mom forgiving it's
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guys are you kidding me come on
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guys
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they're coming
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guys
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we gotta go we gotta go
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[Music]
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go
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uh
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slow down man we left it behind i will
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not slow down man okay selena is at the
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station we're almost there she'll be
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fine i know
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[Music]
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is that the radio station
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oh my god
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[Music]
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right
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we get somewhere safe somewhere actually
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safe not another damn video store
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selena's alive
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period
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we're gonna find her you don't wanna
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come you can leave look man
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00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:46,960
you gotta let it go okay
353
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she didn't make it you don't know that
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we need to get somewhere safe somewhere
355
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like a military base or a bomb shelter
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or something no way the military's
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prepared for something like this well
358
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then who is
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walter brown
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oh crying
361
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who
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mom walter brown
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the most complete disaster aficionado
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ever known
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he has more knowledge of catastrophic
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events than every emergency management
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agency put together yeah he's a writer
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he's a science fiction writer
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which he became after leaving the
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department of defense
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where is this walter person
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a hospital
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don't
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walter calm down you're agitating the
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others don't tell me to calm down the
376
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entire planet is at risk i can stop this
377
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just
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let me call the defense department the
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general knows
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your flashlight's not gonna help george
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phone lines are still down nobody has a
382
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,720
damn clue what's going on out there calm
383
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yourself just double your rounds and
384
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under no circumstances allow a patient
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to leave the room
386
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easy for you to say nobody's showing up
387
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for their next shift well this is why we
388
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have emergency drills now who's on fence
389
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patrol
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uh i guess i am
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okay
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um wait yeah we'll uh we'll break a
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lunatic out of an asylum so he can come
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and tell us the sky is falling brilliant
395
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no there's more than that when we find
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selena we're gonna need a place to hold
397
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up walter built a bunker the ultimate
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survival base right right and and he
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published the plans but no one's ever
400
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found it safest place on earth and you
401
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know where it is
402
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yeah it's got to be near his house which
403
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is um in springfield so around
404
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springfield uh area
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come on
406
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[Music]
407
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let's go
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you coming pumpkin
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huh
410
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you sure
411
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i don't mind leaving you here
412
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[Music]
413
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hmm
414
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[Music]
415
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ah my foot's stuck
416
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i'm gonna have to twist it um
417
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on three okay
418
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[Music]
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selena
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[Music]
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[Music]
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that should help
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let's see if you can walk
424
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that match
425
00:25:03,679 --> 00:25:05,120
oh
426
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,919
we need to find shelter okay maybe a
427
00:25:07,919 --> 00:25:10,159
working car
428
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okay
429
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there
430
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,440
that check yeah
431
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,200
let's go okay
432
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,200
she's not in there she's not in there
433
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,120
yeah i'm happy about this yes means
434
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,440
she's alive duh man hey i saw a guy get
435
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,200
vaporized by those things
436
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,039
it's all about proximity she wasn't
437
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:28,320
close enough to the car to get vaporized
438
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,840
in the car it wasn't vaporized and the
439
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radio wasn't surprising
440
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farther away
441
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,480
well let's start the engine
442
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,440
okay all right all right this is okay
443
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,679
not good
444
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:46,950
[Music]
445
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,640
all right steve
446
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,200
get the van started we're all gonna die
447
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,400
no
448
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,279
no we're not i mean some of us may be
449
00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,600
there what what are you doing help your
450
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mom steve
451
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hi the tiger
452
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:10,159
mom turn it slower pull in wait up
453
00:26:10,159 --> 00:26:13,840
hey guys i'll take that van
454
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:21,799
really
455
00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:26,080
okay take the keys out put them back in
456
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,440
don't get up buddy please don't get up
457
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:34,339
[Music]
458
00:26:38,559 --> 00:26:41,799
you guys
459
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:55,210
[Music]
460
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,720
everybody come on let's go
461
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,320
try now
462
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,720
oh
463
00:27:31,210 --> 00:27:34,299
[Music]
464
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,720
let's go come on
465
00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:01,279
[Music]
466
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:03,440
can you see if it has any life to it at
467
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,240
all yeah okay
468
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,480
i got i got a battery
469
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,399
here this is good
470
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,440
what else do i have here
471
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,120
jackpot what did you find
472
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,240
huh
473
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,320
do you know what this is that guy i'm an
474
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,480
accountant
475
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,200
this is a cb radio
476
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,720
a very old cb radio
477
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,559
cq cq can anyone hear me
478
00:29:25,679 --> 00:29:29,559
selena stop the van
479
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:57,360
electronics going haywire organic matter
480
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,159
irradiated and just wait till satellites
481
00:30:00,159 --> 00:30:03,840
start falling out of the sky all of this
482
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,240
all of this is nothing compared to
483
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,080
what's on its world okay walter i need
484
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,840
you to calm down you're agitating the
485
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,760
other patients
486
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,880
i'm agitating the others look look at
487
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,679
what's going on right out there out the
488
00:30:17,679 --> 00:30:19,520
window
489
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,720
it is paramount that i talked to dan
490
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,039
ramus at the department of defense
491
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:26,799
immediately
492
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:29,600
and what would you say
493
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,679
electromagnetic
494
00:30:33,679 --> 00:30:34,880
bubbles
495
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,440
that are formed on the outer edge of our
496
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,880
solar system's protective shield
497
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,520
heliosphere
498
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,200
have been hit by a massive interstellar
499
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,240
wave
500
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,679
the heliosphere is collapsing
501
00:30:49,679 --> 00:30:51,200
inward
502
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,559
and worse the wave is right behind it
503
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,279
please
504
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:00,720
one
505
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,279
one phone call
506
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,760
here's the thing walter
507
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,080
you know who you sound like
508
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,159
who
509
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:13,960
everyone else in here
510
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:24,880
you are going to rot in this place
511
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,279
walter
512
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,720
joseph
513
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,880
oh
514
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,000
i thought i lost you yeah i know me too
515
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,720
you okay yeah you yeah
516
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,320
oh phil
517
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,960
phil's car got hit he's really hurt
518
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,440
we're not taking him
519
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,480
max
520
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,399
what are you doing put the gun away it's
521
00:32:00,399 --> 00:32:02,880
okay get in the van selena we're not
522
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,200
abandoning that man he's dead weight
523
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,279
we've already got one senior citizen
524
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:08,799
look we're all just a little freaked out
525
00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:09,840
here so
526
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,159
put the gun down which part of i'll
527
00:32:12,159 --> 00:32:14,399
shoot your mom in the face do you not
528
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,480
understand come on max
529
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,559
we got room for come on we gotta hurry
530
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:25,760
no
531
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,679
what
532
00:32:39,679 --> 00:32:42,919
come on
533
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,200
steven
534
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:25,000
get back get back
535
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,679
you're on your own
536
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:35,799
we're family
537
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,760
hello
538
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,270
[Applause]
539
00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:12,879
[Music]
540
00:34:12,879 --> 00:34:16,200
shut up
541
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,359
hello
542
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,440
hello
543
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,919
get me general dan remus
544
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,079
hello
545
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:44,399
this is walter brown
546
00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:46,800
tell the general i can stop this just
547
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,839
get me out of here
548
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,160
steve come on man
549
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,839
say something you to talk about this
550
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,880
when i was six momma rented me my first
551
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,200
sci-fi video
552
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,200
doom
553
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,920
started my love for the genre
554
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:25,079
also gave me a massive phobia of worms
555
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,400
i know this is gonna sound stupid all i
556
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,800
got is
557
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,880
long
558
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,880
live
559
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,520
the fighters
560
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,480
right
561
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,880
come on
562
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,800
come on long
563
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,960
live the fighters
564
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,119
stay with me come on long
565
00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,079
live
566
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:57,320
the fighters
567
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,280
[Music]
568
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,960
the fighters
569
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:14,919
[Music]
570
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,119
so
571
00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:23,119
what's the plan
572
00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:24,720
well i think
573
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,320
breaking into a high security mental
574
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,520
institution calls for the direct
575
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,680
approach yeah excuse me sir can i
576
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,079
brought one of your insane patients
577
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:33,599
yeah it sounds reasonable that's about
578
00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:35,680
it
579
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:41,839
why are you two looking at me like that
580
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,119
no
581
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:48,000
no way absolutely not what are you
582
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,680
talking you said the same thing about
583
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,960
dressing up like princess leia that one
584
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,599
night we had a good time
585
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,040
well
586
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,000
well what do you think you're doing
587
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,560
mason i think um
588
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,079
i think i'm lost
589
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:12,400
you can't be back here miss i'm sorry i
590
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,720
i can't i can't i said i said
591
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,440
i said you uh you can't oh please i'm
592
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,480
i'm here to see my uncle
593
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,000
i'm sorry
594
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,079
state of emergency we're locked down
595
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:34,880
well um
596
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,640
couldn't you just make an exception
597
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,880
i'm afraid i can't do that
598
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,880
it's against the rules
599
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,320
well don't you want to
600
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,280
ever
601
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,680
break the rules
602
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,989
[Applause]
603
00:37:58,079 --> 00:37:59,359
i always wanted to use one of these
604
00:37:59,359 --> 00:38:01,200
things
605
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,440
let's go
606
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,480
so
607
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,000
yeah
608
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,800
nice ride
609
00:38:57,359 --> 00:39:00,839
stay here
610
00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:11,829
[Music]
611
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,440
oh come on
612
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,240
i will not tolerate screw-ups at a time
613
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,800
like this
614
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,640
oh my god smite
615
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,599
wait wait
616
00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:51,119
i can help you
617
00:39:51,119 --> 00:39:54,680
i have a bunker
618
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,720
really
619
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,400
where is it you know how this works
620
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:06,119
first things first
621
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,800
hmm
622
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,920
oh
623
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,340
[Music]
624
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,120
oh
625
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,850
[Music]
626
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,119
no funny business
627
00:41:11,119 --> 00:41:12,800
you so much as even think about trying
628
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,599
to double-cross me
629
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:31,400
[Music]
630
00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:39,359
all right
631
00:41:39,359 --> 00:41:42,680
here we go
632
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,480
smith
633
00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:59,280
we're in the middle of a crisis can you
634
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,839
leave a damn taser lying around i ought
635
00:42:01,839 --> 00:42:06,440
to use this on you lock it up
636
00:42:21,359 --> 00:42:24,599
thank you
637
00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:32,640
[Music]
638
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,839
think you're pretty clever with your
639
00:42:33,839 --> 00:42:35,920
little pit pocket act don't you
640
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,480
you know what cochran
641
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,800
go to hell
642
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:57,520
dr walter brown
643
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,319
dr walter brown hi
644
00:43:00,319 --> 00:43:02,800
i'm uh my name is owen and i am without
645
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,400
question um
646
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,160
your biggest fan well you know what owen
647
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,079
my friends call me doc
648
00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:13,760
brown
649
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,079
dark brown that is sauce
650
00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:21,200
oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry i'm not
651
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,800
no no
652
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,200
the
653
00:43:27,970 --> 00:43:30,319
[Music]
654
00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:31,119
yeah
655
00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:32,800
the end of the world if we don't stop it
656
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,440
you are a sick man walter hey
657
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,720
be careful who you're talking to okay
658
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,480
this is a brilliant man
659
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,880
a brilliant man thank you
660
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,040
thank you very much welcome you're
661
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,520
welcome very much
662
00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,240
[Music]
663
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,920
where'd you come from
664
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,040
dunn got called in
665
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,119
thank you very much hold it right there
666
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:06,960
respect my authority or i will tase you
667
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,480
bro okay
668
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,960
okay okay take it easy take it easy now
669
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,920
let him go
670
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,640
[Music]
671
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,880
drop it perfect timing
672
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,119
uh dr brown he's another one of your
673
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:24,319
fans i'm a very big fan of sir
674
00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:28,160
just just just call me doc
675
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,839
doc brown
676
00:44:29,839 --> 00:44:31,520
dog
677
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,480
okay
678
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,319
we don't have a lot of time to
679
00:44:34,319 --> 00:44:36,240
interstellar waves on its way we need to
680
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,240
get to my bunker as soon as possible
681
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,359
i've memorized those plans if you don't
682
00:44:39,359 --> 00:44:40,400
know what you're saying you're
683
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,680
interstellar right
684
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,520
walter brown all right okay you know
685
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,920
what we gotta go we gotta go
686
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,200
i'm sorry
687
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,760
you got it yeah
688
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,240
wait wait stop stop
689
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,160
three
690
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,119
one
691
00:44:57,119 --> 00:45:00,839
two three
692
00:45:01,290 --> 00:45:04,369
[Music]
693
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,680
oh
694
00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:21,319
go god go go
695
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:39,079
oh
696
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,319
i can stop this
697
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,160
everything you need is in my bunker
698
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,680
computer models shield plants everything
699
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,680
we just need to get it to my contact at
700
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,240
the military your contact yeah i used to
701
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,079
work for the government doing disaster
702
00:46:06,079 --> 00:46:07,280
planning
703
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,680
saving lives we prep for every kind of
704
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,319
disaster including heliospheric collapse
705
00:46:12,319 --> 00:46:14,960
the interstellar wave the wave the whole
706
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,920
thing
707
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,119
everything
708
00:46:17,119 --> 00:46:20,880
but then i found out exactly whose lives
709
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,720
they were trying to save
710
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,760
the rich and the powerful get bunkers
711
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,720
deep inside the earth the rest of us get
712
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:33,280
left out to fry just like 2012 i knew it
713
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,200
damn it
714
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,119
and that's when i went public next thing
715
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:39,760
i know the dod has me locked away and
716
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,359
now
717
00:46:41,359 --> 00:46:44,000
we're staring at the end of the world
718
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,359
let's hold hands i think we should all
719
00:46:45,359 --> 00:46:47,920
hold hands
720
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,560
no
721
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,119
all right whatever
722
00:46:55,090 --> 00:46:58,749
[Music]
723
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,240
hello
724
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,240
let me help you out i'm not a little kid
725
00:47:19,119 --> 00:47:20,319
home
726
00:47:20,319 --> 00:47:23,520
home this is it i i imagine something a
727
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,400
little more
728
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,119
formidable oh this
729
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:28,000
nothing
730
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,280
up that hill
731
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,280
the bunker
732
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,800
the bunker brown jewel
733
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,960
what we need to create is a shield to
734
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,200
protect the planet but
735
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,880
the thing that we absolutely need to
736
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,559
remember
737
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:47,559
is
738
00:47:52,319 --> 00:47:54,480
what
739
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,480
what
740
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:19,040
he's dead man he's dead
741
00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:20,319
these
742
00:48:20,319 --> 00:48:21,440
dead
743
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,800
dead
744
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,160
like your mom's
745
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,079
dead like leonard's
746
00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:27,359
dead
747
00:48:27,359 --> 00:48:29,839
like the rest of every single person on
748
00:48:29,839 --> 00:48:32,880
this planet is dead well we're not gonna
749
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,960
let that happen i love you man i really
750
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,680
do
751
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,400
but that was walter brown pretty much
752
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,400
the only person who knows just what the
753
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,520
hell is going on
754
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,440
and so we turn to you
755
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,760
star fighters oh please and your
756
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,839
navigators don't
757
00:48:53,839 --> 00:48:55,680
for of all the billions
758
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,640
of creatures in the star league yeah
759
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,640
only you few
760
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,420
are found to possess the
761
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:14,839
[Music]
762
00:49:14,839 --> 00:49:17,040
gift fine let's go check out what's in
763
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,680
the bunker okay
764
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:26,319
[Music]
765
00:49:26,319 --> 00:49:30,040
this is the bunker
766
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,440
a hatch
767
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,880
brilliant keypad entry
768
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,559
fanboys like you must know the
769
00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:44,119
combination right
770
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,040
right
771
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,680
opening box office for quantum gate you
772
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,079
actually know that number
773
00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:15,680
okay out of the way hold on i want to
774
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,440
try a couple more stevie remember how
775
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,800
they handled the keypadlock and sneakers
776
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,319
i remember the marty bishop character
777
00:50:20,319 --> 00:50:23,559
was awesome
778
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,160
[Laughter]
779
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,880
yes sir
780
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,760
hello
781
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,480
steve
782
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,599
first one to step into the bunker
783
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,050
[Music]
784
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,040
okay okay in the disaster movies the
785
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,720
scientist always has a simulation of
786
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,680
mass destruction right there
787
00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:19,280
[Music]
788
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,040
heliosphere
789
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,119
[Music]
790
00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:27,839
that doesn't look good
791
00:51:27,839 --> 00:51:30,839
oh
792
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,640
[Music]
793
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,330
yeah wow
794
00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:40,800
[Music]
795
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,720
walter would know what to do oh yeah
796
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,400
yeah walter wouldn't know what to do if
797
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,720
he was alive i just think what would
798
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,640
walter do in one of his movies i don't
799
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,640
know why don't you ask him oh that's
800
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,720
right we can't he mentioned a shield oh
801
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,800
great walter mentioned the shield steve
802
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,480
tell us how do we how do we create a
803
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,760
shield to protect the earth i mean it's
804
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,040
not like we have a random asteroid
805
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,040
coming at us that we can just nuke yeah
806
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,119
or we need to restart the earth's core
807
00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:05,839
by nuking it or saving our dying sun by
808
00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:07,359
nuking it why don't we forget about
809
00:52:07,359 --> 00:52:09,440
walter brown for once what would owen
810
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,680
stokes do to solve this
811
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,240
no i'm serious
812
00:52:17,650 --> 00:52:31,199
[Music]
813
00:52:34,079 --> 00:52:35,839
thunder whale
814
00:52:35,839 --> 00:52:37,760
thunder well
815
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,160
thunder well well thunder well debris
816
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,359
shield yes
817
00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:42,720
okay okay what's a thunder whale is that
818
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,359
a movie no no incredibly it's not a
819
00:52:45,359 --> 00:52:46,880
movie thunder
820
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,800
my master's thesis
821
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,040
in the 40s the the government was
822
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,240
tinkering with the idea of an
823
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,480
anti-orbital weapon essentially it's a
824
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,920
mine shaft that goes deep into the earth
825
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,599
you put a nuclear blast at the bottom
826
00:52:57,599 --> 00:52:59,839
and it blows debris into space like a
827
00:52:59,839 --> 00:53:02,880
really really really really big shotgun
828
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,200
it could alter an interstellar wave they
829
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,640
could counter each other wouldn't they i
830
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,720
would hope so so what you're suggesting
831
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:11,200
is if we nuke ourselves
832
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,079
yeah
833
00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:13,119
a little bit
834
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:14,480
it would make a great wall to brown
835
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,520
movie oh imagine the tv series oh huh
836
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,960
yeah cable though you can't go there's
837
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,440
no way what would the tagline be no
838
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,640
there's a nuke kid in town
839
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,559
brainstorm here but has anybody actually
840
00:53:26,559 --> 00:53:28,720
tried this before i mean could it
841
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,720
actually work
842
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,680
uh
843
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,480
well
844
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,520
open pit mines yes open pitbunk that's a
845
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,359
great idea
846
00:53:37,359 --> 00:53:39,359
i think this could actually work guys
847
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:41,680
guys um walter's contact is in the
848
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,040
military yes it is yes um i'm gonna bet
849
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,640
they're not gonna want to nuke america
850
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,319
but it's okay look what i found
851
00:53:52,319 --> 00:53:54,400
remote pit mine in siberia oh so it's
852
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,559
okay to nuke the russians what no no
853
00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:58,960
it's remote it's very very very remote
854
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,160
and it's not in use anymore
855
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,599
okay for this to work
856
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:06,079
the targeting has to be absolutely
857
00:54:06,079 --> 00:54:08,640
precise for this warhead to detonate
858
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,480
yeah and the timing
859
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,000
just like blowing up the death star in
860
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,640
star wars
861
00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:18,720
what
862
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,559
did you just say
863
00:54:20,559 --> 00:54:22,240
that that just might be the hottest
864
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,079
thing i think i've ever heard you say
865
00:54:24,079 --> 00:54:25,040
what
866
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,359
everybody's seen that movie okay
867
00:54:27,359 --> 00:54:30,000
you say that again
868
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,839
stop okay
869
00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:39,359
guys wait wait wait wait wait
870
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,520
what is that uh this is a not simulation
871
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,880
of an interstellar weight that's the
872
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:46,640
real interstellar wave yes right now yes
873
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,799
uh calculating
874
00:54:48,799 --> 00:54:50,590
what is that
875
00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:53,040
[Music]
876
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,480
that's the countdown to when the wave
877
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,040
hits earth
878
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,640
less than three hours
879
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:19,160
give me a second to find the best target
880
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:28,319
okay i can calculate coordinates but how
881
00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:31,599
do we find walter's contact
882
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,040
general t.s
883
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,520
ramus
884
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,119
oh oh
885
00:55:41,119 --> 00:55:42,240
wow do you think they're still on
886
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,760
speaking terms i don't think it really
887
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,200
matters we're gonna force them to listen
888
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,599
we don't have a choice
889
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,640
so walter said that his contact was
890
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,200
close to here if that's true
891
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,640
do you think we can contact him by radio
892
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,319
uh i don't know i don't know with so
893
00:55:56,319 --> 00:55:57,680
much interference in the atmosphere i
894
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,880
don't even know if a signal is gonna get
895
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,400
out of here well can we boost it maybe
896
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,760
well we could certainly try but it's
897
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,680
gonna take time and there's no guarantee
898
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,440
i love it let's do that
899
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,000
wait wait wait wait wait
900
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,839
what if the timing changes in the movies
901
00:56:09,839 --> 00:56:12,319
the timing always changes
902
00:56:12,319 --> 00:56:13,839
steve's right
903
00:56:13,839 --> 00:56:16,960
one of us has to stay here
904
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,640
all right
905
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,640
it's got to be me
906
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,839
what
907
00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:23,119
no
908
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:25,359
no look i cannot lose you again you know
909
00:56:25,359 --> 00:56:27,440
what it's the safest place to be and you
910
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,799
and i both know that i'm the only one
911
00:56:28,799 --> 00:56:30,480
that can fix that radio show not enough
912
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:34,200
time for this selena
913
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,240
okay you got everything i think so
914
00:56:48,799 --> 00:56:51,440
you got the coordinates right yes okay
915
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,040
it's just a little hand radio right but
916
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,160
you got to make sure you stay on the
917
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:58,359
right frequency and yeah
918
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,799
i'm really sorry about your birthday
919
00:57:00,799 --> 00:57:02,319
i'm gonna make it up to you i promise i
920
00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:04,799
know you will see you later selena
921
00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:06,240
stephen
922
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,960
those apocalypse bags they were a
923
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,040
pretty good idea
924
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,880
thanks
925
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,280
owen
926
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,480
i love you
927
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,880
i know
928
00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:32,840
[Music]
929
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:36,030
[Applause]
930
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:48,760
[Music]
931
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,640
man i miss gps don't worry my
932
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:02,839
grandfather gave me that map it's fine
933
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:12,380
[Music]
934
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:16,079
[Applause]
935
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,839
what are the odds it's hunting season
936
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,520
long shot
937
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,480
moment right
938
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,440
come on
939
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,240
hi
940
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,480
what what is that i don't know if that i
941
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,390
don't
942
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,520
[Music]
943
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,240
you know what the worst part of this is
944
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,520
that they made us change the tire
945
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,720
no
946
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,760
man
947
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:48,720
no
948
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,960
it's game over man
949
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,640
steve
950
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,280
i dedicated my life to movies even
951
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,520
though people told me over and over i
952
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,359
was wasting my time
953
00:58:59,359 --> 00:59:02,720
and guess what guess what i was right i
954
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,760
was right we have the answer to save
955
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,319
everyone and it doesn't matter because
956
00:59:08,319 --> 00:59:12,119
we don't have transportation
957
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,440
hello
958
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,680
look at me squatter look at me
959
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,000
huh
960
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,559
steve no transportation
961
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:06,000
i see in your eyes the same fear
962
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,319
that would take the heart of me
963
01:00:08,319 --> 01:00:10,400
the day may come where the courage of
964
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:15,839
men fails but it is not this day
965
01:00:16,799 --> 01:00:19,119
everyone fights
966
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:21,359
no one quits
967
01:00:21,359 --> 01:00:23,280
failure
968
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,160
she's not an option
969
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,599
never give up never sir dude what are
970
01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:30,720
you doing i was just joining in it was
971
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,480
oh it was the rousing like yeah i know
972
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,200
what it was it was also a monologue
973
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,319
point where it's like
974
01:00:36,319 --> 01:00:38,000
you know my steve okay all right well if
975
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,359
you gotta do let me start and then you
976
01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:41,680
can come in if you have to okay but i'll
977
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,119
start and then you can die okay ready
978
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:48,369
[Applause]
979
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:52,160
that was a weird accident
980
01:00:52,160 --> 01:01:00,880
[Music]
981
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,640
why did i have to get the girl's bike
982
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,640
i missed a van
983
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,960
how do you feel about an airplane
984
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:15,119
oh don't even tease me about that
985
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,839
my friend
986
01:01:19,839 --> 01:01:22,079
there is a fine line between coincidence
987
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:25,760
and fate there it is the best line from
988
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,520
the mummy returns
989
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,240
come on evie
990
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,000
hope this works
991
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,440
hey
992
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,319
hey how about this one
993
01:01:50,319 --> 01:01:51,599
oh wait a minute
994
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:55,200
wait why is the door open
995
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,200
uh
996
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,440
where's the pilot
997
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:00,880
and there are
998
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,039
no keys
999
01:02:03,039 --> 01:02:04,720
i found the pilot
1000
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,200
what
1001
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,160
oh man yeah
1002
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,240
oh god
1003
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,559
that's too bad
1004
01:02:14,559 --> 01:02:17,359
checking for keys
1005
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,160
does he have the keys
1006
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,640
i think so
1007
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,720
grab those keys dude oh god this is the
1008
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,960
worst
1009
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,559
come on you can do it
1010
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:34,000
i got him got him
1011
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,319
you okay
1012
01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:37,760
yeah yeah i just threw up in my mouth a
1013
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,359
little bit there
1014
01:02:39,359 --> 01:02:41,280
oh
1015
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,319
okay
1016
01:02:42,319 --> 01:02:44,640
we got ourselves a plane all right now
1017
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,960
we just need to find the starter right
1018
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,799
starter starter starter starter there's
1019
01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:50,799
a million oh here it is oh oh we're in
1020
01:02:50,799 --> 01:02:52,079
business
1021
01:02:52,079 --> 01:02:53,839
nothing okay the battery's gonna be a
1022
01:02:53,839 --> 01:02:56,319
problem get up what get out whoa to the
1023
01:02:56,319 --> 01:02:57,200
front of the plane i don't know what i
1024
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,319
was thinking oh come on hurry hurry
1025
01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:06,640
come on you don't need a battery
1026
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,359
to uh to steal a prop plane all you got
1027
01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:11,839
to do is disconnect the ground
1028
01:03:11,839 --> 01:03:15,119
from the magnetos
1029
01:03:15,119 --> 01:03:16,480
and
1030
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,720
spin the prop
1031
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,880
what's the prop the prop right in front
1032
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,240
of your face that's the prop the
1033
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,799
propeller yeah give it a spin okay wait
1034
01:03:24,799 --> 01:03:27,119
right now yeah give it a grand old spin
1035
01:03:27,119 --> 01:03:29,599
spin it all right i'm spin it
1036
01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:31,119
maybe do you want to do a count or
1037
01:03:31,119 --> 01:03:36,039
something like that spin it spin it okay
1038
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,890
[Applause]
1039
01:03:38,890 --> 01:03:42,010
[Music]
1040
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,720
yeah
1041
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,240
i've never actually thrown a plane
1042
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,359
before
1043
01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:02,720
not to worry
1044
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,440
that's why god created video games
1045
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:09,000
hold on buddy
1046
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:22,599
this is a really nice bunker
1047
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,480
[Laughter]
1048
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,680
you need to let me in
1049
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,960
you shouldn't have left me to die
1050
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,280
i have to radio owen
1051
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,400
and steve
1052
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,400
we can save everybody
1053
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:44,160
we can stop this from happening
1054
01:04:45,039 --> 01:04:47,359
nah
1055
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,039
you know i think i'm just gonna save
1056
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:52,039
myself
1057
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,680
this is an urgent message for general
1058
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,680
remus of the united states military
1059
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,920
bravo
1060
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:06,160
9248 charlie epsilon
1061
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,799
we have vital information that can save
1062
01:05:08,799 --> 01:05:11,920
the earth over
1063
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:13,680
again do it again they might not be able
1064
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,760
to respond you know but they might still
1065
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,079
be able to hear us
1066
01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:20,640
this is steve palmer and owen stokes
1067
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:23,200
does anybody read me
1068
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,330
[Music]
1069
01:05:43,599 --> 01:05:47,640
that's what she said
1070
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:02,799
i bet you wish you had lunch with me now
1071
01:06:02,799 --> 01:06:05,799
huh
1072
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:11,789
[Music]
1073
01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:19,089
[Music]
1074
01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,799
ah
1075
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,200
nice job flight of the phoenix
1076
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,520
more like alive
1077
01:06:53,039 --> 01:06:55,920
they here to help they have guns do not
1078
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,039
move
1079
01:06:57,039 --> 01:07:00,720
they're not here help get your hands up
1080
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,359
thunder wheels
1081
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,359
yes
1082
01:07:05,359 --> 01:07:07,280
um actually we only need one and we
1083
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,359
already have the coordinates owen is
1084
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,280
that right yes
1085
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,480
you work in a video store
1086
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,720
uh
1087
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,640
he works in the video store i own the
1088
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,079
video store yes i'm a small business
1089
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:21,599
owner would you mind telling me what the
1090
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:23,520
hell you're doing with walter brown's
1091
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,200
clearance codes
1092
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:26,079
okay
1093
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:28,880
sure general working in a video store
1094
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,720
has taught me one thing sure these
1095
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,799
movies may have silly corny titles like
1096
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:35,119
snowmageddon or collision earth falls
1097
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:38,400
awards balls of war fire volcano but
1098
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,559
there is serious creative thought put
1099
01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:42,720
behind these concepts every possible
1100
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,359
disaster has been put on film including
1101
01:07:45,359 --> 01:07:47,520
hundreds hundreds of solutions that are
1102
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,839
completely outside the box
1103
01:07:49,839 --> 01:07:51,280
well no actually most of them involve
1104
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,760
nukes but uh steve it doesn't matter
1105
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,880
sir
1106
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,359
we aren't just video store clerks we are
1107
01:07:57,359 --> 01:07:58,720
researchers and we have sifted through
1108
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:01,039
an entire genre of film to bring you the
1109
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:03,440
scenario to save the earth and frankly
1110
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,720
sir i don't think you have another
1111
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,760
option i'm going to cut to the end of
1112
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,920
the chase general we need a nuclear
1113
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,839
warhead to create a planetary debris
1114
01:08:09,839 --> 01:08:12,480
shield the targeting has to be precise a
1115
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,280
direct hit on a pit mine in siberia
1116
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,719
so you're saying to save the world we
1117
01:08:16,719 --> 01:08:18,080
have to blow oppression
1118
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:23,239
not all of it just a very remote part
1119
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,359
i like it
1120
01:08:27,359 --> 01:08:28,719
you do
1121
01:08:28,719 --> 01:08:30,640
thank you joe
1122
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,000
okay
1123
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,319
so we're gonna do this thing
1124
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:37,640
hell no
1125
01:08:38,158 --> 01:08:41,000
lock them up
1126
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,079
[Music]
1127
01:08:56,670 --> 01:08:59,839
[Music]
1128
01:08:59,839 --> 01:09:03,880
what the hell are you doing
1129
01:09:07,679 --> 01:09:10,640
sore loser
1130
01:09:13,090 --> 01:09:16,270
[Music]
1131
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,880
we hand them a plan to save the world
1132
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,040
and they lock us in steve what do heroes
1133
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,679
in this situation have to do
1134
01:09:23,679 --> 01:09:24,799
i don't know
1135
01:09:24,799 --> 01:09:27,359
read minds heroes have to pee heroes
1136
01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:29,120
have to go pee
1137
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,359
uh i do not have to go pee steve you
1138
01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:34,479
have to pee war games
1139
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,718
oh
1140
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,279
um
1141
01:09:39,279 --> 01:09:41,120
excuse me
1142
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,640
can you let me out i have to pee
1143
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:48,080
okay fine um i'll just go on the floor
1144
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,480
over here
1145
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,300
[Music]
1146
01:09:57,679 --> 01:10:00,159
uh you know what i no longer have to pee
1147
01:10:00,159 --> 01:10:01,360
yeah it must
1148
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,480
must have been the stress something
1149
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,960
caused a false positive
1150
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:07,280
no p
1151
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,600
just a simple thing
1152
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,199
what an idiot
1153
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:47,679
[Music]
1154
01:10:47,679 --> 01:10:51,560
come on hurry up
1155
01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:04,049
[Music]
1156
01:11:10,030 --> 01:11:16,699
[Music]
1157
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,840
we could have been
1158
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,920
together it could have been you and me
1159
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,800
against all this crap
1160
01:11:40,900 --> 01:11:44,110
[Applause]
1161
01:11:55,890 --> 01:11:58,239
[Music]
1162
01:11:58,239 --> 01:11:59,920
i can't do this what are you talking
1163
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,679
about yes you can i'm not gonna die
1164
01:12:01,679 --> 01:12:03,840
alone where's that from
1165
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:08,280
from me i just made that up come on
1166
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,000
remember leonard
1167
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:20,890
[Music]
1168
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,080
oh my god
1169
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,120
oh
1170
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,360
oh no no no no
1171
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:28,640
general general
1172
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,560
oh man you're bleeding
1173
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,239
plasma spheres
1174
01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:35,040
overpowered regenerate everything's down
1175
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:35,840
okay
1176
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,360
all right we can still do this there's
1177
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:38,960
no time
1178
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,719
what no no come on
1179
01:12:40,719 --> 01:12:42,239
just let us have one more try please
1180
01:12:42,239 --> 01:12:44,159
command center it's been destroyed
1181
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:46,239
everyone's dead
1182
01:12:46,239 --> 01:12:50,000
come on one chance
1183
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:04,199
you're gonna need this
1184
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:05,679
what what for
1185
01:13:05,679 --> 01:13:08,480
manual launch
1186
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:17,800
no no
1187
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,280
oh no
1188
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,560
no no no no no
1189
01:13:36,719 --> 01:13:37,679
owen
1190
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:40,719
owen can you hear me
1191
01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:45,640
owen can you hear me
1192
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:58,960
[Music]
1193
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,080
57 seconds
1194
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,640
okay come on it's not working what do
1195
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:05,840
you mean it's not working i have to work
1196
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,320
until it's hard not working
1197
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:12,960
go on it what blow on it here no
1198
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,760
doing i'm this on the card
1199
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,320
like a video game cartridge in the 80s
1200
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,400
sometimes
1201
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:23,640
it works
1202
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:30,040
[Music]
1203
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:41,150
[Music]
1204
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,560
sequence
1205
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,239
so i can get the hell out of here before
1206
01:14:58,239 --> 01:14:59,760
we get incinerated by a health fire
1207
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,880
rocket exhaust come on
1208
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,199
that exists
1209
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,000
i'm pretty sure it's that huge
1210
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,440
rocket at the end of the hall there with
1211
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:25,320
the usa on it
1212
01:15:29,199 --> 01:15:31,679
are we really doing this
1213
01:15:31,679 --> 01:15:32,480
yeah
1214
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:36,360
yeah we're really doing this
1215
01:15:58,810 --> 01:16:02,000
[Music]
1216
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,320
wow
1217
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:08,440
thank you walter
1218
01:16:09,290 --> 01:16:17,650
[Music]
1219
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,080
i got it
1220
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,520
got it
1221
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,840
got it
1222
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,880
oh man
1223
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,440
there she is
1224
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,120
you remember that part in the abyss
1225
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,560
when the guy wants to blow everything
1226
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,719
hey steve
1227
01:16:48,719 --> 01:16:49,920
could you shut up while i'm handling a
1228
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,400
nuclear warhead sorry i'm just
1229
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,960
nervous again
1230
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,239
oh my god
1231
01:17:00,239 --> 01:17:01,520
if you asked me this morning what i was
1232
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,159
going to be doing
1233
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,440
it definitely wasn't
1234
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,360
do you
1235
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,400
have
1236
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,880
the warhead
1237
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,560
yes
1238
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,950
yes
1239
01:17:20,950 --> 01:17:30,140
[Music]
1240
01:17:34,210 --> 01:17:37,399
[Music]
1241
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,199
whoa whoa
1242
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,600
yes
1243
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:53,520
taught yourself to do that after
1244
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,800
watching the manhattan project
1245
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:59,840
yeah didn't you
1246
01:18:09,610 --> 01:18:13,700
[Music]
1247
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,159
come on come on
1248
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:27,640
two and a half minutes
1249
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:36,000
four minutes and change
1250
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,920
let's
1251
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,920
hurry
1252
01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:57,369
[Music]
1253
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,960
hey wait wait wait wait wait you're
1254
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,400
absolutely sure this isn't gonna lead to
1255
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:06,080
a whole hellfire of rocket exhausting
1256
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,480
there's only one
1257
01:19:11,730 --> 01:19:15,040
[Music]
1258
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:23,280
[Music]
1259
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,320
owen
1260
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:25,280
steve
1261
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,380
are you there
1262
01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,719
[Music]
1263
01:19:28,719 --> 01:19:30,239
owen
1264
01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:31,440
steve
1265
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:35,719
please respond are you there
1266
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,400
okay so you programmed with the
1267
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,159
three-minute delay yeah press it once
1268
01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:41,520
and only once and it will start the
1269
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,840
delay launch okay twice
1270
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,040
instant launch
1271
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,400
goodbye steven how do you even know how
1272
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,800
to do this
1273
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:51,280
selena we're just about to start the
1274
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,400
launch sequence you hear me
1275
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,030
selena we're just about to start
1276
01:19:56,030 --> 01:20:00,040
[Music]
1277
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,040
owen
1278
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,880
steve
1279
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,639
can you hear me
1280
01:20:06,639 --> 01:20:09,870
the timing has changed
1281
01:20:09,870 --> 01:20:22,719
[Music]
1282
01:20:22,719 --> 01:20:24,159
selena we're just about to start the
1283
01:20:24,159 --> 01:20:27,520
launch sequence can you hear me
1284
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:30,800
i hope to god this works well i'll hope
1285
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:32,560
to walter brown
1286
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:35,600
start delayed sequence in seven
1287
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:36,960
six
1288
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,480
five
1289
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:39,760
four
1290
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,040
three
1291
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,400
two
1292
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:45,360
one now
1293
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,520
just like that staff of movie shack
1294
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,870
saved the world
1295
01:20:49,870 --> 01:21:12,890
[Music]
1296
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,840
come on
1297
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:26,149
[Music]
1298
01:21:29,590 --> 01:21:32,680
[Applause]
1299
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,800
those are numbers
1300
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,040
oh
1301
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,199
are you insane i have to go back i'm not
1302
01:21:47,199 --> 01:21:49,440
gonna let you die alone
1303
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,440
what's that wrong
1304
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:53,970
you
1305
01:21:53,970 --> 01:22:04,639
[Music]
1306
01:22:04,639 --> 01:22:07,639
charlie
1307
01:22:23,950 --> 01:22:30,270
[Music]
1308
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:36,159
[Music]
1309
01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:39,159
oh
1310
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:51,600
[Music]
1311
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,600
owen
1312
01:23:02,970 --> 01:23:31,449
[Music]
1313
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:42,360
so
1314
01:23:49,730 --> 01:23:52,900
[Music]
1315
01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:04,239
[Music]
1316
01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:07,400
it worked
1317
01:24:16,870 --> 01:24:20,880
[Music]
1318
01:24:25,690 --> 01:24:54,480
[Music]
1319
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,000
we did it
1320
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,560
and this guy this guy was amazing well
1321
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,239
good good thinking on the morse code oh
1322
01:25:00,239 --> 01:25:02,000
well maybe an obsession with sci-fi it's
1323
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,320
not so bad
1324
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,760
now that we saved the world what do you
1325
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,480
guys want to do
1326
01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:12,239
oh uh i don't know i was thinking maybe
1327
01:25:12,239 --> 01:25:15,440
we could repopulate the planet
1328
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:20,360
i'm gonna go watch a movie
1329
01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:25,900
[Music]
1330
01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:27,870
[Applause]
1331
01:25:27,870 --> 01:25:34,159
[Music]
1332
01:25:34,159 --> 01:25:37,159
huh
1333
01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:43,380
[Applause]
1334
01:25:47,460 --> 01:25:57,310
[Music]
1335
01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:06,210
[Music]
1336
01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:45,020
[Music]
1337
01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:48,369
[Applause]
1338
01:26:51,250 --> 01:26:54,319
[Applause]
1339
01:26:54,639 --> 01:26:57,639
so
1340
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:05,369
[Music]
1341
01:27:07,730 --> 01:27:20,750
[Music]
1342
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:26,000
[Music]
1343
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:29,000
so
1344
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:57,560
[Music]
1345
01:28:15,520 --> 01:29:36,480
[Music]
1346
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,560
you
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