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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:06,339 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,007 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 4 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:09,476 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 5 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:10,977 ♪ So that you can know Your left from your right ♪ 6 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,013 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 7 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,682 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 8 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:16,816 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 9 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 10 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:19,386 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 11 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:20,687 ♪ And I'm-a remain a soldier ♪ 12 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,223 ♪ Till the war is won ♪ 13 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,258 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 14 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:27,994 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 15 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,530 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 16 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:31,965 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 17 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:09,335 [♪♪♪] 18 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,105 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Gangstalicious: Resurrection. 19 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,206 "Resurrection"? 20 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,208 The nigga ain't dead. Shh. 21 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,610 He was shot a bunch of times, all right? 22 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:18,945 At least, he tryin'. 23 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,381 By late last year, the ongoing feud 24 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,015 between Gangstalicious and his crew 25 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:25,285 from New West Manchester, Delaware... 26 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,053 Yeah, nigga. What's hood? 27 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,888 ...and Eat Dirt and his crew 28 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,690 Boo! from Lickety-Split, Virginia, 29 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,561 had escalated to the brink of catastrophic warfare. 30 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,429 "Catastrophic warfare"? 31 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,231 It's just some dumb niggas beefin'. 32 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,800 What you talkin' about, fool? This is war. 33 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:43,102 Yeah, the nigga version of the Cuban Missile Crisis. 34 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,471 RILEY: Shh! 35 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:47,106 Tensions exploded at an awards show last year 36 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,175 when a chair... 37 00:01:49,241 --> 00:01:51,009 was thrown at Eat Dirt. 38 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,579 [MEN SHOUTING] 39 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,282 All I'm sayin' is, you know, shit's real. 40 00:01:56,348 --> 00:01:59,085 You know what I'm sayin'? Shit ain't just music, right? 41 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,888 This is some bona fide, unimpeachable gangsta shit. 42 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,592 You know what I'm saying? It's some indubitable shit! 43 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,426 What he said, nyukka. 44 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,294 Yeah, man, you motherfuckin' darn thing. 45 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,264 God knows, son, man, you'll pick on your foot. 46 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,633 Nigga, fuck. What the fuck with them, nigga? 47 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,767 Come on. 48 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,469 Heh. Look here, man. 49 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,771 Lot of these niggas tryin' to have what we didn't have, 50 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,273 but they ain't done what we did done 51 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,708 to have what we done have. 52 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:24,143 Especially you, 'Licious. You ain't done nothin'. 53 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,978 ANNOUNCER: Then, later that year, 54 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,114 an altercation in a Miami nightclub 55 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:32,285 between Gangstalicious and Eat Dirt ended in violence. 56 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,823 [CROWD CLAMORING] 57 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:39,259 [LOUD GANGSTER RAP PLAYING] 58 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,237 In the resulting struggle, 59 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:54,173 both rappers accidentally shot themselves. 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,341 [SIRENS WAILING] 61 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:57,844 Man, when I got shot, 62 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,179 I was, like, you know, never again. 63 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,615 Ain't never gonna happen to me again. Know what I'm sayin'? 64 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,718 [♪♪♪] 65 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:07,387 What's up, world? I'm Sway. 66 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:10,690 And this is my inexplicable head wrap. 67 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,825 We interrupt Gangstalicious: Resurrection 68 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,460 for this breaking news story. 69 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,896 Rapper Gangstalicious has been shot. 70 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,331 BOTH: Again? 71 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,033 Again. 72 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:27,473 RILEY: I was so desperate for information on the shootin', 73 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,243 I watched that show my brother calls "The News." 74 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,945 MAN [OVER TV]: Oh, shit! 75 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:35,515 Ah, nigga, I seent it. I seent the whole thing. 76 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,716 Nigga, you should've seent that shit I saw. 77 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,219 Oh, great. Black Eyewitness Man. 78 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,921 I hate Black Eyewitness Man. 79 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,223 Nigga, shush. Shh! With my own eyes, nigga. 80 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,192 Damn that shit was crazy, nigga. 81 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:47,961 I seen everything-- [CELL PHONE RINGS] 82 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:51,230 Hold up. Nigga, that's me on TV, baby! 83 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,833 Yeah, nigga! Yeah! 84 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,268 No, I ain't got your money, nigga. 85 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,737 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 86 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,173 Jesus! It was terrible! 87 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:03,009 I was in the club and-- See, I was in the club, 88 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,877 and this bitch stepped on my shoe. 89 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,212 And I was like, "Bitch!" 90 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,847 And then some nigga started shootin'. 91 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,515 I was like, "There he go!" 92 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,718 He done fucked it up for everybody. 93 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:13,686 RILEY: So, what had happened was 94 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,389 Gangstalicious was doing a show in town 95 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,024 when three men rushed the stage and shot him. 96 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:21,661 Ironically, he was doing his new joint, 97 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,696 "I Got Shot," at the time. 98 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,932 ♪ I got shot ♪ 99 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,433 ALL: ♪ I got shot ♪ 100 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,039 [GRUNTS] 101 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,073 I got shot! 102 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,575 ALL: I got shot! 103 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,477 No, I got shot for real! 104 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,078 ALL: I got shot for real! 105 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,681 No, goddamn it, I got shot! Niggas shot me! 106 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,049 I'm bleeding, I'm gonna die! 107 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,318 Somebody, please, help me. Help me! 108 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,486 Help me! I got shot! 109 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,155 Goddamn it, I got shot! Niggas shot me! 110 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,857 [♪♪♪] 111 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:54,927 RILEY: It was 45 minutes before anyone called an ambulance. 112 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,829 Gangstalicious got shot! 113 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,198 Again? We got to do something. 114 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,199 I got an idea. 115 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,634 Let's go to college, 116 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,469 so we don't end up like Gangstalicious. 117 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,305 That boy got shot again? That's a shame. 118 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:07,940 A shame? 119 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:11,411 Granddad, a nigga stepping on your sneakers is a shame. 120 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,981 This is a catastrophe. It's catastrophic. 121 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,417 Can I go to the hospital and visit Gangstalicious? 122 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:18,918 Boy, are you stupid? 123 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,920 Mm. I don't think so. 124 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,255 Look, 125 00:05:22,321 --> 00:05:25,224 Gangstalicious needs his street soldiers to protect him. 126 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,260 The hospital's only 15 minutes away. 127 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:30,163 I said no. 128 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:34,467 It is a shame. 129 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:38,237 It's a damn shame? 130 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:43,810 RILEY: My family didn't understand about being a street soldier. 131 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:48,314 Gangstalicious needed my help. I had to get to that hospital. 132 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,391 Oh, no. I'm falling down the steps. 133 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,828 [WHISPERS] Okay. 134 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,229 [GRUNTING] 135 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,966 My shoe! Ah! Uh! 136 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,038 Ow! Ooh. 137 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,606 [GROANS] 138 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:20,379 I fell down the steps. I gotta go to the hospital. 139 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,315 You ain't going to that hospital. 140 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,884 No, really. I can't get up. 141 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,353 Where's the love? 142 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,889 [♪♪♪] 143 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,026 Ooh! Huh? 144 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,829 Oh, no! I got hit by a car. What the hell? 145 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,298 GRANDDAD: You ain't going. I gotta go the emergency room. 146 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,867 Trying to pull that bull jive on me. 147 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,502 Come on, get up. [GROANING] 148 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,003 Come on. Come on. 149 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,441 Where is your glass, boy? 150 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,710 Glass? I don't need no glass. 151 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,212 I takes mine to the head. 152 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,582 Oh. 153 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,552 [GASPS] 154 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:00,753 [GROWLING] 155 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,623 Ah. 156 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:06,192 A full day's supply of vitamin C. 157 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,360 Ow! 158 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,128 Boy, have you lost your mind? 159 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,464 How are you gonna drink my juice out of the carton? 160 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,566 I don't know where your nasty lips have been. 161 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,134 I know one thing. 162 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:17,470 I ain't goin' to the store to get no more. 163 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:21,140 RILEY: See, I was like all in the granddad's mental mind. 164 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:25,878 It was like psychology, but in reverse. 165 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,314 GRANDDAD: The store and back, that's it. 166 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,715 No hospital. 167 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,983 Take my phone, so I can reach you. 168 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,085 But don't call anyone. 169 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:35,721 Damn, Granddad, is that a cell phone 170 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:36,989 or a cordless payphone? 171 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:38,624 Shut up. 172 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:40,626 This thing looks like a laptop. 173 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:43,296 [♪♪♪] 174 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:45,731 Stay away from that hospital! 175 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,867 RILEY: I headed straight for the hospital. 176 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,802 Nearly a week had passed since the shooting, 177 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,271 and things seemed like they was back to normal. 178 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,409 Excuse me, I'm lookin' for Gangstalicious. 179 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:58,811 And who are you? 180 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:01,480 I'm one of his many illegitimate children. 181 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,249 Fifth floor. 182 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:07,954 [BELL RINGS] 183 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,923 [PEACEFUL MUZAK PLAYING] 184 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:26,606 Gangstalicious? 185 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:28,674 [YELPS] 186 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,276 [SIGHS] 187 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,511 Hey, what's up, little man? Who are you? 188 00:08:33,578 --> 00:08:35,615 Hey. Uh... 189 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,951 My name's Riley, and, uh, I'm one of your fans. 190 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:39,986 [SIGHS] 191 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,953 That was close. Come on in. 192 00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:45,324 Hey, I live around here, 193 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:46,926 and I just wanted to let you know that, 194 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,128 you know, it wasn't nobody in my crew 195 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,296 that did the shooting. 196 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,099 Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that, little man. 197 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:56,636 Does it hurt? 198 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,170 What? This? 199 00:08:58,237 --> 00:08:59,972 Naw, naw-- Oh! 200 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,908 [CHUCKLES] 201 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,212 Naw, naw, naw. Hey, I'm fine. I'm chillin', man. 202 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,047 Hey, man, you wanna hang out for a little bit? 203 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,016 Get that chair over there real quick. Yeah. 204 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,018 Don't worry about it. I ain't Michael Jackson. 205 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,820 Ho, ho. You said "Michael Jackson," man. 206 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,056 That's funny, Gangstalicious. 207 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:21,160 So who you think it was that tried to assassinate you? 208 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,328 Was it Eat Dirt? 209 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,764 Naw, naw, it wasn't Eat Dirt. 210 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,699 It was these dudes I used to owe money to 211 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,701 back when I was in the drug game. 212 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:32,605 Wow, that's so real. The drug game. 213 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:36,042 Word. That's real spit. Dunny-dun-dun-dun. 214 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,910 That's why I tell kids like you, 215 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,979 the drug game is cool, you know, 216 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,015 but in some ways, it's not cool. But-- 217 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,216 But mostly it's cool. 218 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,553 Well, I know getting shot must be cool. 219 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,555 You think they gonna come back? 220 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,457 Hell to the nizz-naw. 221 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,526 After I got shot, I was like, 222 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,194 God is watchin' over me, you know? 223 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,563 It's like that nigga from Pulp Fiction said. 224 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,432 "God got involved." 225 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,500 God is gangsta, nigga. 226 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,737 See, anybody wanna come get me, they gotta go through God. 227 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,273 I don't fear no man but God. You know what I'm saying? 228 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,642 Beside, ain't nobody gonna come up here to get us. 229 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:10,977 Cops everywhere. 230 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,812 I didn't see no cops. 231 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,047 Hm? There-- 232 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,416 There ain't no cops out there? No. 233 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:20,252 Not even hospital security or nothing? Nothing? 234 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,754 Not that I saw. 235 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,155 You sure? 236 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,324 They said they was gonna stay till I was, you know-- 237 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,226 Till I left. I mean, not that I want them there 238 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,794 'cause I don't, know what I'm sayin'? 239 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,130 I'd probably shoot 'em or something if they was there. 240 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,632 But they just supposed to be there, so... 241 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,634 I wish they-- Are they there? Could you check? 242 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,037 I'll check again. 243 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,306 Yeah, yeah, you do that. 244 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:44,110 [♪♪♪] 245 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:48,047 [PEACEFUL MUZAK PLAYING] 246 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,686 We're lookin' for Gangstalicious. 247 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,488 We're well-wishers. 248 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:01,127 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 249 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,462 What's the big deal about, 250 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:04,964 what's his name, Bubblicious? 251 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,665 It's Gangstalicious. 252 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,401 Dumb niggas love Gangstalicious 253 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,336 the way fat women love Oprah, Granddad. 254 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,640 ♪ Oh, I I got that thugin' luv ♪ 255 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:18,244 What the hell is "Thugin' Luv"? Who would want "Thugin' Luv"? 256 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,546 Is that when you make love to your woman, 257 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,281 then right before that special moment, 258 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,549 you beat her upside the head, 259 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,618 snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs? 260 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,622 Where the hell is that boy? 261 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,357 [BELL RINGS] 262 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:40,900 Ooh! 263 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,837 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 264 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,539 Gah! What? 265 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:49,241 GRANDDAD: Where's my goddamn orange juice, boy? 266 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,343 You hear me? What you doin', growin' the oranges? 267 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,012 Uh, the bike got a flat, Granddad. 268 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,114 But everything's cool. I'm walkin' to the store. 269 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,683 My God, that's a big phone. 270 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:02,154 I am a collector of incredibly large antique electronics. 271 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,423 Can I buy that from you? Go away! 272 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,959 PATIENT: It's so big! 273 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,260 I'll give you 50 bucks for it. 274 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,962 Get the beans anyway. 275 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,697 And bring me a can of that spray. 276 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,366 Okay, okay, 70. 277 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,769 Hey. Hey, homey. 278 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,672 Gotta have my eggs with my OJ. Uh. Uh, uh... 279 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,341 Yo. Hold up, little man. 280 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,577 All right, all right. Bye. [PHONE BEEPS] 281 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,046 One hundred ten dollars. 282 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,848 It's enormous! 283 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,949 Move, cancer boy! 284 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,851 Let me through! 285 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,185 [GROANS] 286 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,820 [BELL DINGS] 287 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,089 [♪♪♪] 288 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,093 Close, close, close. 289 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,194 [GROANS] 290 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,195 Damn. 291 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,400 Third floor. Let's move. 292 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,636 Come on. Come on, man. 293 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,738 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 294 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,174 I'm telling you, Bernie, the police left. 295 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,343 Well, the label should be providin' the security! 296 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,978 This is bullshit! 297 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,480 No, no, no. This is unacceptable. 298 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,516 I just got my black ass shot here, 299 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:04,817 and all you got for me is--? 300 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,553 [LINE CLICKS] Hello? Hello? Bernie? 301 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,891 [PANTING] Niggas...coming. 302 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,194 [GRUNTS] 303 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,697 Come on, man, this way. 304 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,269 RUCKUS: ♪ Color folks Talkin' about save me ♪ 305 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,804 ♪ Wasn't nothin' wrong With slavery ♪ 306 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,407 ♪ Least we got good food Back then ♪ 307 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,276 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 308 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,545 ♪ White man sure could Be your fr-- ♪ 309 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,779 Uh-- Oh. 310 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,749 Where's Gangstalicious? 311 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,750 [SPLAT] 312 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,586 Uh, say that again. 313 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,189 I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself. 314 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,635 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Gangstalicious: Resurrection. 315 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,538 The judge allowed Gangstalicious' music 316 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,541 to be introduced as evidence at his assault trial. 317 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,877 They played for the jury, a track called, 318 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,378 "Play It for the Jury." 319 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,747 ♪ Play it for the jury Defendant and the plaintiff ♪ 320 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,783 ♪ Court reporter And the bailiff ♪ 321 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:11,984 ♪ Play it for the jury-- ♪ 322 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,986 I keep telling these people. 323 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,654 This shit is supposed to be just music. 324 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,022 You know what I'm sayin'? 325 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:19,491 I mean, you really think about it, is it worth it? 326 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:20,759 Know what I'm sayin'? 327 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,895 I mean, somebody could get hurt. 328 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,331 That boy don't look that tough to me. 329 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,200 Man, Riley should be seeing this. 330 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,007 Damn, nigga. You short. 331 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,377 Y-you don't understand. I know this guy. He is crazy. 332 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,579 He, like, uh, got a chemical imbalance or something. 333 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,081 I'm just sayin', man. 334 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,183 You look much taller in the videos. 335 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,218 Do you hear what I am saying to you?! 336 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:50,589 That nigga's a rageaholic! We're both gonna die! 337 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,892 Well, w-what happened to, "I don't fear no man but God"? 338 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,729 Correction: God and the nigga that shot me. 339 00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,297 Oh, Lord, what is we gonna do? 340 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,367 Man, just get yourself together. You makin' me scared. 341 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,801 [GASPS] 342 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,170 Hey, hey, hey, I'm trippin', man. 343 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,740 They got a nigga medicated and shit. 344 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,875 It's the painkillers and, you know... 345 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,010 [SNIFFS] 346 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,512 ...Sucrets and shit. I'm cool, I'm cool. 347 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,853 RUCKUS: There they are! 348 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:23,188 Right over there. 349 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,659 Thanks. Now, go change your pants. 350 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,296 We're gonna die! 351 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,231 Run, nigga! 352 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,633 Oh, Lord. Sweet Jesus. I'm gonna die! 353 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,137 Where's your gun? 354 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,371 Oh, yeah, yeah. 355 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,706 Y'all niggas is in for it now. 356 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,412 Oh! Oh! Oh! 357 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,051 We need a car. 358 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,552 We're gonna have to jack someone. 359 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,653 Where's your gun? 360 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,754 I dropped the gun. 361 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,323 You dropped the gun? 362 00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,626 What's done is done. Let's be solution-oriented. 363 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,760 You mad? 364 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,463 How you go and drop the gun, Gangstalicious? 365 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:08,167 That is not gangsta. That's very not gangsta! 366 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,936 Man, I can't believe this. You a fraud! 367 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,339 Oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too. 368 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,440 I'm 8! 369 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,475 Okay, fine, fine, whatever. 370 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,776 I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud. 371 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,244 I'm just an average, normal dude. 372 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,979 I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more. 373 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,781 I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help. 374 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:26,485 It's like goin' to heaven and finding God smokin' crack. 375 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,988 MAN: Holy shit! I can't believe it's you. 376 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,857 Dude, you are the shit. 377 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,927 "Thugin' Luv"? What? 378 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,296 [TIRES SCREECHING] 379 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,264 [OVER STEREO]: ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 380 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,267 So, uh, I'll just wait here then? 381 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,503 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 382 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,173 GANGSTALICIOUS: Where we gonna go? 383 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,676 RILEY: To the airport. You got your jet there, right? 384 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,578 What jet? The G4. 385 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,446 The one in the "Bitch, I'm Fly" video. 386 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,014 We rented that jet. 387 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,385 Oh, unbelievable, man! You broke too? 388 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,156 RILEY: Ah! Man, I wanna go home! 389 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,291 Man, I should've listened to my Granddad. 390 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,430 You gonna get us killed! 391 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,266 Put your seat belt on. 392 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,602 It's the law, and it's a good idea. 393 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,036 Man, just go faster. 394 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,637 [TRUCK HONKS] 395 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,540 [HORNS HONKING] 396 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,742 Traffic! 397 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,310 RILEY: Whoa! 398 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,612 Ow! 399 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,414 I told you put your seat belt on, 400 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,383 but no, little niggas gotta do their thing. 401 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,553 I got this nigga now. 402 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,821 Slow down, nigga! 403 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,822 Yo, yo, yo! 404 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,258 [YELLS] 405 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,426 [GRUNTS] 406 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,668 What's up now, niggas? Open the door. 407 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,703 Mm-mm. 408 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,972 Open-- Hey, open the door. 409 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,941 Nigga, if you don't open this door... Mm-mm. 410 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,477 [WHISPERS] I told you this nigga was crazy. 411 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:04,383 [♪♪♪] 412 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,854 Know who my favorite rapper was when I was your age? 413 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,355 Ice Cube. 414 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,958 The dude that makes family movies? 415 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,693 He was a gangsta rapper? 416 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,162 He was so gangsta, I used have to have dreams 417 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,332 that Ice Cube came to my house and killed my whole family. 418 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,068 And for some reason, I thought he was so cool, 419 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,236 and I wanted to be him. 420 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,072 When I started to act like that, like a killer, 421 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,541 people liked me. Girls, you know, whatever. 422 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,343 But I really wasn't that person, 423 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,946 and finally, it caught up with me. 424 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,114 I'm sorry you got caught in the middle. 425 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,622 Please, Lincoln, you are taking this shit too far. 426 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,957 This tape is itchy. 427 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,458 Should've thought of that 428 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,961 before you did what you did, Frederick. 429 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,663 Look, guys, don't kill him. 430 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,031 Whatever he did, 431 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,634 he ain't do nothin' to deserve this, man. 432 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,002 This is about things 433 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,238 you're too young to understand, little man. 434 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,573 This is about... 435 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,409 thugin' luv. 436 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,847 I loved you, man. 437 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,349 RILEY: What? 438 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,917 You broke my heart, man. 439 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,987 RILEY: What? What the--? 440 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,488 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 441 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,823 Oh! Ugh! 442 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,460 ♪ I got that thugin' luv ♪ 443 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,796 Oh, man, these niggas are still kissin'. 444 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,198 Yeah. Mmm. 445 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,800 RILEY: Oh, they bustin' slob. 446 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,802 Oh, man! 447 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,438 I can't take it. 448 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,141 I was on tour. 449 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,344 You gotta understand, I was lonely! 450 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,345 Oh, God. 451 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,480 Turn around, nigga! 452 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,883 Walk forward, nigga. 453 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,587 [GRAND OPERA THEME PLAYING] 454 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:53,158 LINCOLN: We could've had a life together, man. 455 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,095 [GANGSTALICIOUS SCREAMING] 456 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,578 Huh? Hm? 457 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:15,013 Shit, we missed. 458 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,149 I can't believe this, man. We suck. 459 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,417 [WHIMPERING] 460 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,053 LINCOLN: Hey, get back here! 461 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,456 ¡Aye, maricón! 462 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,159 LINCOLN: Come on, man. Do you see him? 463 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,994 MANOLO: I can't see anything, man. 464 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,264 LINCOLN: Yo! Where you at? Come out from where you at. 465 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,067 GRANDDAD: I can't believe that damn boy. 466 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,502 RILEY: And then they threw us in the trunk, and-- 467 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,972 And then they was about to execute Gangstalicious. 468 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,574 GRANDDAD: ...and don't come back with no orange juice... 469 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,309 And that's when one of them dudes 470 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,278 knocked me upside my head, right? 471 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,480 And I was havin', like, crazy dreams, 472 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,683 like Gangstalicious was kissin' the other dude. 473 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,385 Some old craziness, man. 474 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,253 Anyway, when I came to, 475 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,657 they was gone, and I came home. 476 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,525 GRANDDAD: What are these kids doin' today? 477 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,362 And you really shot one of them dudes at the hospital? 478 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,230 Oh, hell yeah. 479 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,666 See, Gangstalicious dropped his gun, right? 480 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,067 And I picked it up, and I was like: 481 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,369 Ka-plow! Ka-plow! 482 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,205 It was like some old John Woo shit. 483 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,940 GRANDDAD: Let me take my medication. 484 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,376 RILEY: Then Gangstalicious started cryin' and shit, 485 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,578 and I'm like, "Quit cryin', you little bitch!" 486 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:23,215 You should've seen me. I was so gangsta! 487 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:27,052 GRANDDAD: What the heck is goin' on around here? 488 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,224 [♪♪♪] 34457

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