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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,737 ♪ I am the stone The builder refused ♪ 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:05,805 ♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪ 3 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,407 ♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪ 4 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,142 ♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪ 5 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,610 ♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪ 6 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,412 ♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪ 7 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,014 ♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪ 8 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:16,516 ♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪ 9 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,717 ♪ To call your brother sun ♪ 10 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:18,952 ♪ The story that just begun ♪ 11 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪ 12 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,788 ♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪ 13 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,523 ♪ Till the war is won ♪ 14 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,959 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 15 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,828 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 16 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,231 ♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪ 17 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:33,032 ♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪ 18 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:35,068 [♪♪♪] 19 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,537 HUEY [NARRATING]: Here's something black people have known 20 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:38,805 for a couple of hundred years: 21 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,607 Niggas are crazy. 22 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:43,209 Black people don't like to talk about crazy niggas in public 23 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,111 'cause white people may be listening. 24 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:46,980 But I'm afraid the secret might be out. 25 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,749 WOMAN [ON TV]: Former singer Whitney Houston appeared in court 26 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,551 alongside husband Bobby Brown, 27 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,052 who's facing battery charges 28 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,822 for allegedly beating his once-respectable wife. 29 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,891 Hell to nah! Bobby don't hit me. 30 00:00:57,957 --> 00:01:00,393 See, we have this TV show, a-and it's-- It's our TV show. 31 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,895 And I was tryin' to get more time on it. 32 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,163 It's my show, bitch! 33 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:04,197 [LAUGHING] 34 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:08,768 You know, I think they're on drugs. 35 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,336 Let's see what's on BET. 36 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,739 Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right. 37 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,274 Mm. Shake it, shake it, shake. 38 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,242 You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake. 39 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:17,610 ♪ Move them butt cheeks ♪ 40 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:20,045 Got to leave something to the imagination. 41 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,582 That's just showin' too much booty. Turn it. 42 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,651 And on our "Talking Points" this evening, 43 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,252 it seems like the hip-hop community 44 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,388 is trading in their gold chains 45 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:30,089 for gold showers. 46 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:33,460 Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week 47 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,962 for sharing some of his liquid bling 48 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,264 with yet another underage girl. 49 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,866 Some advice for Mr. Kelly: 50 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,134 Next time, use a golden shower curtain 51 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,604 and keep your golden showers to yourself. 52 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:46,872 What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? 53 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,608 Sounds like a nice gift to me. 54 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,043 [LAUGHING] 55 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,679 What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. 56 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:54,314 [RILEY LAUGHS] 57 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,683 One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. 58 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,218 [RILEY LAUGHING] 59 00:01:58,283 --> 00:02:00,220 Put it together, hey, that sound like the life. 60 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,921 Hoo! 61 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,990 If you're good, 62 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,026 Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas. 63 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,862 [LAUGHING] Christmas? 64 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,297 My man Santa. 65 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:14,467 And controversial R & B superstar R. Kelly 66 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:16,402 will be heading into court tomorrow 67 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,706 for the first day of his latest highly anticipated trial 68 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:21,140 for child pornography 69 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,643 and lewd acts with a local minor. 70 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,246 Granddad, can you take us into the city tomorrow 71 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,114 to watch the R. Kelly trial? 72 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:29,749 Hell, no. 73 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,150 But you can walk. 74 00:02:31,216 --> 00:02:32,986 It's 40 miles. 75 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:35,054 All the money I spent on them damn Nikes? 76 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,090 Heh. You better "just do it." 77 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,759 Assistant District Attorney Thomas DuBois 78 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,494 is leading the prosecution of Kelly 79 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,029 and has a mountain of evidence 80 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,831 against the famous R & B performer, 81 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,534 including a videotape allegedly showing Kelly 82 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,103 urinating on a 14-year-old girl, 83 00:02:50,168 --> 00:02:51,704 which is widely available for download 84 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:55,308 at www.FreeToPee.com. Ooh. 85 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,778 I'm gonna go, uh... 86 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,413 check my e-mail. 87 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,447 Yeah. 88 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,950 [♪♪♪] 89 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,019 Get your little short ass back here! 90 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,955 [♪♪♪] 91 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:12,292 TOM: Hey, boys! 92 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,997 Hey there, Huey. Riley. 93 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:19,933 I couldn't help but notice your sign, 94 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,801 and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me 95 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,836 having to prosecute Mr. Kelly. 96 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:25,371 Hey, man, you do what you gotta do. 97 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:28,808 Why R. Kelly, huh? What did R. Kelly do to you? 98 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,376 He's accused of relieving himself 99 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,178 on an underage girl on tape, 100 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,846 which is against the law. 101 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,348 Okay, okay, okay. 102 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,184 But let's examine this whole peein' thing. 103 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,787 So I can pee in a toilet, and it's okay, 104 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,756 but if I pee on a person, it's, like, not okay? 105 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,426 Well...yeah. 106 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:49,295 Well, what if I'm peein', and Huey's in the bathroom, 107 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,364 and I accidentally pee on Huey? 108 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,799 Should I go to jail? 109 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,500 What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom 110 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,835 while you're in the bathroom? 111 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,270 Hold up, hold up. 112 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,972 Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed 113 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,273 when we was littler? 114 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,542 From time to time, I'd have a little accident. 115 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,344 You still do. Shut up. 116 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,913 So, Mr. DuBois, 117 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,116 Mr. "I Wanna Lock Niggas Up for Peein'," 118 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,385 what's the statute of limitations on bed-wettin'? 119 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:16,022 Why not prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh? 120 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,091 Now, Riley, no one's going to prosecute you 121 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:20,426 for bed-wetting. 122 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,495 And you shouldn't. 123 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,564 It's a natural bodily function. 124 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,467 And now every nigga in the world gonna be scared to pee. 125 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,602 I may never pee again! 126 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,871 Riley, it was a little girl! 127 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,907 Oh, I seen that girl. She ain't little. 128 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,042 I'm little. Yes. 129 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,909 Gary Coleman's little. Yes. 130 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:39,278 Mini-Me is little. Very. 131 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:41,114 And to the best of my knowledge, 132 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,716 we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far. 133 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,718 But what about the victim? 134 00:04:45,784 --> 00:04:48,121 Oh, yes, the victim. 135 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,923 At what point does personal responsibility 136 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,191 become a factor in this equation? 137 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,393 I don't think that-- 138 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,228 I see piss comin', I move. Mm. 139 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:56,596 She saw piss comin', she stayed. 140 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:57,764 Yes, she did, but-- 141 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,198 And why should I have to miss out 142 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,734 on the next R. Kelly album just for that? 143 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,006 Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old. 144 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:11,177 And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on your cat! 145 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:13,913 [BARKS] 146 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:20,119 RUCKUS: I tell you, 147 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,355 it sure is beautiful out here. 148 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,625 White folks sure know how to make some nice foliage. 149 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,493 Ah, come on, Ruckus. 150 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,663 You can't give the white man credit for the trees. 151 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:35,101 Where them two little nappy-headed grandkids of yours? 152 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,302 Ah, they went into the city 153 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,837 to watch the trial of that singer. 154 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,439 Oh, right, right. 155 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,607 That black sumbitch that supposed to have had 156 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:45,011 urinal relations with that underage colored gal. 157 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,347 Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry a 14-year-old baby? 158 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,551 You can't compare a chocolate monkey like R. Kelly 159 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,419 to Jerry Lee Lewis! 160 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,289 Jerry Lee Lewis is the king of rock 'n' roll! 161 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,191 Great balls of fire! 162 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:01,027 Besides, that situation was different. 163 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,061 That was family. 164 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:06,566 MAN: We're here at the R. Kelly trial, 165 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,968 where there are a handful of angry protesters 166 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,336 making their voices heard. [MEN SHOUTING] 167 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,971 These are scholars, activists, 168 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,974 pillars of the African-American community, 169 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,676 and they are outraged. 170 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,644 And we're just going to head over here 171 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,147 to the R. Kelly supporters, [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 172 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,515 where it's quite the festive event. 173 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,183 And you are? Hey! 174 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,519 Now, why did you come out here to support R. Kelly? 175 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,920 'Cause he good! 176 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:30,123 And what about those protesters over there 177 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:31,858 who say he's crossed the line? 178 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:33,693 [SLURPING] Mm. 179 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,195 Man, fuck them literate-ass, uppity niggas. 180 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:39,098 All they talk about is readin' and eatin' right. 181 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,466 Nobody wanna hear all that shit. 182 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,268 If I wanna get high blood pressure, then-- 183 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,837 Nigga, get the carrot away from me! 184 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,205 If I wanna get high blood pressure, 185 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:48,374 then damn it, that's my business! 186 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,376 Let's talk to another R. Kelly supporter. 187 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:51,978 Uh, you there, urban youth. 188 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,980 Why do you think R. Kelly is innocent? 189 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:56,182 If I started peein' on you right now, 190 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,651 would you, A, smile and ask for more, 191 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,620 or B, move the hell out the way? 192 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:04,123 But before you answer that, let me ask America: 193 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,826 Has pee ever really hurt anybody? 194 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,328 And I wanna give a big shout-out to my homey, 195 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:11,631 D-Bone, whassup?! 196 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:13,132 Okay, that's enough. 197 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,233 Oof. 198 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,701 Get off me! 199 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:16,969 Get off me, Huey! 200 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,304 Free R. Kelly! 201 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,473 Hey, yo, yo, yo! Look! Free R. Kelly! 202 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,642 Those R. Kelly haters are oppressin' that little boy! 203 00:07:22,707 --> 00:07:24,210 RILEY: Free R. Kelly! 204 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,679 Free-- Argh! 205 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:29,715 MAN: Get out of here, y'all. 206 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,818 MAN 2: We know what we talkin' about. 207 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,287 MAN 3: Get 'em! WOMAN: You want a piece of me? 208 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,354 Aaaahhh! 209 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,129 I knew it would be just a matter of time 210 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,131 before violence broke out. 211 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,634 It's pandemonium here at the R. Kelly trial. 212 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,970 Oh, the humanity! 213 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:51,938 [MAN SCREAMING] 214 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,475 [ALL CLAMORING] 215 00:07:58,244 --> 00:07:59,946 [SMOOTH R & B MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO] 216 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,084 [DOOR SHUTS] 217 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,953 Mr. Kelly! Mr. Kelly! 218 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,821 Do you have a statement? 219 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:09,956 This is truly an example 220 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,424 of black people stickin' together. 221 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,392 In the words of Sister Souljah, 222 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:16,662 "An injustice anywhere is an injustice... 223 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:17,897 anywhere." 224 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,832 Amen. 225 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,435 [ALL CHEERING] 226 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,170 [♪♪♪] 227 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,105 What did O.J. Simpson say to Kobe after his case was over? 228 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,506 What's that? 229 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:29,141 Don't let this whole trial thing 230 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:30,343 turn you off to white women. 231 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:31,777 [BOTH LAUGHING] 232 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,881 That's funny on so many levels. 233 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:39,986 Lord, I just wish they would let me on that jury, boy. 234 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,520 Thank God for the white man's court of law. 235 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:47,159 It's the only way to keep these crazy niggas under control. 236 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,995 Well, that and pepper spray. 237 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,664 You know, I sat on a jury one time. 238 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:52,732 Really? 239 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,033 Oh, yeah. 240 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,870 It was in 1957, back in Tennessee. 241 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,839 Now, the defendant was accused 242 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,507 of shootin' three little white women 243 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:05,411 with a Winchester rifle from about 50 yards away. 244 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,580 See, now, he thought he was gonna get off 245 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,449 with that old "I'm blind" excuse, 246 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:13,853 but, oh, boy, he had another thing comin'. 247 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,922 JUDGE: The jury will now go off and deliberate on-- 248 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:16,923 Guilty! 249 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,925 That nigga is guilty! 250 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,860 [CROWD GASPS] 251 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,496 Sir, settle down. You have to go deliberate. 252 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:27,099 I don't need to deliberate. Hang that nigga now! 253 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,602 I got the rope right here! 254 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:32,872 [CHUCKLES] 255 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,874 King me. 256 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,075 [TOM CHUCKLES] 257 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,477 TOM: Lady Liberty is on our side. 258 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:41,047 Justice will prevail. 259 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,549 The judge and jury will do the right thing. 260 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:46,252 I'm telling you, Huey, it's an open-and-shut case. 261 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,321 Mr. DuBois, are you fully aware 262 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:50,556 the extent to which niggas love R. Kelly? 263 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,091 [CHUCKLES] 264 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,527 Oh, Huey, it's under control. 265 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:56,128 Watch me work. 266 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,497 [♪♪♪] 267 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,573 And so, ladies and gentlemen, 268 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,876 not only will we prove it is Mr. Kelly in the video, 269 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,013 we will prove that the victim was 14 270 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,614 at the time the video was shot. 271 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,083 Thank you, Mr. DuBois. 272 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,951 And now we'll have the opening statement 273 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,286 for the defense. 274 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,554 ATTORNEY: The ancient Greeks, 275 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:25,224 the architects of Western civilization, 276 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,294 would regularly indulge in sexual activities 277 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,929 with children. 278 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,231 Were they...perverts? 279 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,133 In Puritan America, 280 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,068 the forefathers of this great land 281 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:40,172 would take wives who were 12 or 13 years old, 282 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,975 much younger than the alleged victim. 283 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,112 Were they...sickos? 284 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,981 In Tokyo, you can buy teenage girls' panties 285 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,750 in vending machines. 286 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,252 Do we call them... 287 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,321 "disgusting"? 288 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,722 Of course not! 289 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:59,892 What do all those things have to do with Robert Kelly? 290 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,093 Nothing. 291 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,095 Let's get to the point. 292 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,898 Now, some people see this so-called "mountain" 293 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,266 of evidence, 294 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:11,704 these "videotapes," "photographs," 295 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:15,641 "eyewitnesses" and "DNA," 296 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,777 and see a guilty man. 297 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:21,213 But some of us can see that "mountain" 298 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,150 of so-called "evidence" 299 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,519 for what it really is: 300 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:28,454 racism. 301 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,056 MAN: Oh, he said it right there. 302 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,829 Which one was the one that got caught 303 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,297 with that homely, little white gal? 304 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,298 Kobe. 305 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,665 Right. 306 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,468 Now, I know exactly what happened to Kobe. 307 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,603 Kobe caught that white fever. 308 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,705 White fever will get in your blood, man. 309 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,307 It'll make you crazy. 310 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,910 And you know they got them short, little skirts nowadays 311 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,945 and that, uh-- What--? What they call them? 312 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,113 The--? The--? The tongs? 313 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,448 Thongs. 314 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,615 Yeah, right. 315 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,984 They got the thongs all up the booty crack, 316 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,986 and they got that sweet white nectar. 317 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,456 Oh, Lord, have mercy. 318 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:04,990 And after that, it's over. 319 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,993 You wake up, and you don't even know what you darn done. 320 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,463 Just a pool of sweat around your ankles 321 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:13,299 and a deep sense of satisfaction. 322 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,967 Gimme a minute, Robert. 323 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,937 You look like you need to take five. 324 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,738 [WHISPERING] 325 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,373 Mm-hm. Yeah, sure. 326 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,908 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 327 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:26,078 I present to you the R. Kelly tape. 328 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,680 [CROWD GASPS] 329 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:31,083 I warn you, it is graphic. [CROWD MUTTERING] 330 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,318 RILEY: Yeah! 331 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,086 [♪♪♪] 332 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,561 [MAN GROANING] 333 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,996 MAN: Oh. Oh, my... WOMAN: Oh, my... 334 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,532 [GROANS] 335 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,001 MAN 2: No, he didn't. [CROWD MUTTERING] 336 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,570 Objection! We can't even see his face clearly. 337 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,841 MAN 2: Man, he got freckles and everything. 338 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,611 That proves nothing! 339 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,946 [PHONE RINGING] 340 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,349 Hello? Yes, this is Robert Kelly. 341 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,817 Yes, the singer. 342 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,819 You want my Social Security number? 343 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:10,856 Sure, it's 916-34-7865. 344 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,192 Okay. God bless. 345 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,928 Well, um... 346 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,963 [♪♪♪] 347 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,532 Now, young lady, 348 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,767 I know this might be hard to talk about. 349 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,102 No, it's cool. 350 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:27,273 How old were you when you were seeing Mr. Kelly? 351 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,874 Mm, 14 and a quarter. 352 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,810 Wow. That's a great age, isn't it? 353 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:34,380 Still learning so much about the world. 354 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,215 Whatever. I guess. 355 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,251 Could you describe the events leading up 356 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,452 to the shooting of the video? 357 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,588 Yeah. He asked if he could pee on me, 358 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,856 and I said, "Fo' sho'." 359 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,959 I mean, it's R. Kelly, the Pied Piper of R & B. 360 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,462 I been peed on by guys that don't even have record deals. 361 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,398 Shit, if I didn't want to get peed on, 362 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,832 I'd just move out the way. 363 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,267 [CROWD MUTTERING] RILEY: Ha! I told you! 364 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,569 Order! 365 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,837 Would you describe yourself 366 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,774 as an African-American woman? 367 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,375 Nigga, you blind? 368 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,944 [CHUCKLES] 369 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,845 No, I'm not. 370 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,381 So it's safe to say that R. Kelly is... 371 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:13,118 sexually attracted to black women, right? 372 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,286 Mm-hm. 373 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,889 Objection, relevance! 374 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,892 Your Honor, I'm trying to establish to the court 375 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,962 that my client is a proud black man 376 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,131 who loves his black sistas, 377 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,934 unlike District Attorney DuBois, 378 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,803 who's married... 379 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,838 to a white woman! 380 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,840 [CROWD GASPS] 381 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,075 [♪♪♪] 382 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,343 Damn. 383 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,012 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 384 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,485 Now, I've listened to your black ass 385 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,654 talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks. 386 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,556 Ain't two of 'em in the history of the world 387 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,991 that's worth a squirrel fart. 388 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,926 Well, how much you love white folks? 389 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,162 Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth. 390 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,999 Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man. 391 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,301 I don't see the need for you to go and insult a man 392 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,836 after a game of Checkers. 393 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:07,473 We been reminiscin' all day, lookin' in each other's eyes, 394 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,841 actin' like we like each other. 395 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,677 Now, you gotta go ahead and remind me of my ailment. 396 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,145 Ailment? That's right. 397 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,780 You heard of vitiligo? 398 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,617 Shoot! Well, I got re-vitiligo. 399 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:22,254 Every year my skin just seem to get blacker and darker 400 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,457 and blacker and then more darker. Huh. 401 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,193 It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got. 402 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,862 Lucky bastard. 403 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:34,133 Ruckus, how could you possibly love white people so much? 404 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,869 It's easy. Have you ever looked at 'em? 405 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:39,538 White man is just a joy to be around. 406 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,575 They smell like lemon juice and Pledge furniture cleaner. 407 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,046 And look at 'em. They gave us discipline, jobs, 408 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,149 put structure in our life, took us out the jungle. 409 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,284 And what we do to show our appreciation? 410 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,553 We march up and down the street. 411 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,222 We vote. Carry on. 412 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,824 Ingrates. 413 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,726 Well, how about this? 414 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,928 Game. 415 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,735 Nigga. 416 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,437 ATTORNEY: I'm going to show you 417 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,473 something they don't want you to see. 418 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,510 Something that will blow this case wide open. 419 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:24,183 This is R. Kelly's NAACP Image Award Certificate of Nomination. 420 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,751 [CROWD OOHING & AWING] 421 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,919 Hey, man, 422 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,187 you got his card? 423 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,655 He's good. 424 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,424 Did you wash your hands? 425 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,460 You think they nominate just anyone 426 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,028 for this award? MAN: I got one! 427 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,331 You know why he wants to put R. Kelly in jail? 428 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,600 MAN: Why? Because he's afraid of R. Kelly. 429 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,035 MAN: Oh. Objection! 430 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,703 Shhh! Would you be quiet? 431 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,338 MAN: Shush. I think he's afraid. 432 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,374 I think the whole system is afraid of R. Kelly. 433 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,775 Your Honor, please! 434 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,477 If you don't shut up-- 435 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,413 They're afraid because they see the power for good 436 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,483 that this man wields through his music. 437 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,551 Yes, they do. MAN: Mm-hm. 438 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,720 They don't want R. Kelly to be free 439 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,289 because they don't want you to be free! 440 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,126 They don't want me to be free! 441 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,662 Maybe R. Kelly did urinate on this woman. 442 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:15,434 But America urinated on R. Kelly! 443 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,468 MAN: Oh! 444 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,436 [CROWD CHEERING] 445 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,407 MAN: Tell 'em! MAN 2: He got framed! 446 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:25,711 And if you let them put this man in jail, 447 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:31,817 America will urinate on each and every one of you! 448 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,152 Assalamu'alaikum. 449 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,686 ALL: Wa alaikum assalam. 450 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:35,821 MAN 2: Brother. 451 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,224 Please, people. You saw the tape. 452 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,760 The girl testified she was underage. 453 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:46,765 You-- You're not allowed to do that to a little girl! 454 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,334 We have a videotape! 455 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,470 Go tell that to your white bitch. 456 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,672 Mmm-hmm. 457 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,141 But the girl was... 458 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,609 [SIGHS] 459 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,812 Prosecution rests. 460 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,482 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 461 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,851 all that needs to be said is this: 462 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,020 [SMOOTH R & B MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 463 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,788 MAN: Aw, yeah! 464 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,191 [CROWD LAUGHING & WHOOPING] 465 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,496 ♪ Stickin' to me, girl ♪ 466 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,199 ♪ Golden when we touch ♪ 467 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,969 ♪ Fit just like We're meant to be together ♪ 468 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,238 ♪ We just started ♪ 469 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,541 ♪ Feel your body Let it go ♪ 470 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,477 ♪ We can make this-- ♪ 471 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,245 [CHEERING STOPS] MAN: Hey! 472 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,486 What the hell is wrong with you people? 473 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,189 Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! 474 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,757 Yes, the government conspires 475 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,826 to put a lot of innocent black men in jail 476 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,428 on fallacious charges, 477 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,397 but R. Kelly is not one of those men! 478 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,868 We all know the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards? 479 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,270 What happened to bare minimums? 480 00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,872 You a fan of R. Kelly? 481 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,607 You wanna help R. Kelly? 482 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,876 Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! 483 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,111 Introduce him to some older women. 484 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,946 Hide his camcorder. 485 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,716 But don't pretend like the man is a hero! 486 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,686 And stop the damn dancin'! 487 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,556 Act like you got some goddamn sense, people! 488 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,857 Damn! 489 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,526 Through playin' around here! 490 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,730 RILEY: Boooooo! 491 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,698 Hey, you with the Afro! 492 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,934 Give it a rest! Beat it! 493 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,637 Put the music back on! 494 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,906 ♪ Got you stressin' ♪ [ALL CHEERING] 495 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,408 [SMOOTH R & B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 496 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,377 [CROWD CHEERING] 497 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,016 HUEY: I did battle with ignorance today, 498 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,584 and ignorance won. 499 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,221 I admit that I'm often... 500 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,291 vexed at the behavior of my own people. 501 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,193 Yeah, "vexed" is a good word. 502 00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:00,299 I told you about messin' with them white women. 503 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,504 HUEY: You do what you can to help black folks, 504 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,639 and they make you wonder why you even bother. 505 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,974 [SNORING] 506 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,609 [SNORTS, GRUMBLES] 507 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,144 But they're our people, 508 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,646 and we gotta love 'em regardless. 509 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,619 [SMOOTH R & B MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 510 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,721 [CROWD CHEERING] 511 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,000 WOMAN: Break it down! 512 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,636 HUEY: One thing for sure, though. 513 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,238 Can't blame this one on the white man. 514 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,707 What am I saying? 515 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,376 Of course I can. 516 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,545 [♪♪♪] 36651

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