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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:18,119 ♪ There's Christmas magic here and there's one thing I know ♪ 4 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:22,056 ♪ I'm already there just look around you feel it ♪ 5 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:25,693 ♪ everywhere you go 'cause it's in the air ♪ 6 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:30,731 ♪ it's on the way, special dream for all who say ♪ 7 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:36,570 ♪ that it's Christmas so promise that you'll stay ♪ 8 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:42,876 ♪ sleigh bells are ringing with just one thing on my mind ♪ 9 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,513 ♪ I'm over the snow we should be here together ♪ 10 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,715 -Love you. -Love you, too. 11 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:51,252 -Have fun. -Keep an eye on the house. 12 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,287 -And be sweet to Megan. -I will. 13 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,588 Merry Christmas, honey. 14 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,590 Don't let Drake do anything weird. 15 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,163 Are you sure we should go? 16 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:05,233 -Yes. -Merry Christmas. 17 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,835 Tropical paradise, here we come! 18 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,604 ♪ It's Christmas 19 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:16,777 ♪ is that a reindeer landing on a roof above ♪ 20 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,580 ♪ I'm letting it in it's Christmas let's remember ♪ 21 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,681 Yeah. 22 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,919 Cute little girl, huh? 23 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,555 She wants to race. 24 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:35,196 ♪ promise that you'll stay 25 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:42,236 ♪ It's Christmas promise that you'll stay ♪ 26 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,539 ♪ It's Christmas ♪ 27 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:51,879 ♪ Merry Christmas Merry Christmas ♪ 28 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,688 Go time, alright. 29 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:18,939 ♪ I don't want some fancy present all I want is you ♪ 30 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,643 ♪ so how could I be alone at Christmas time ♪ 31 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,580 ♪ When all you need to do is listen to me ♪ 32 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:31,652 ♪ let's find a way to get it right for one more day ♪ 33 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:32,853 ♪ 'cause it's Christmas 34 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,255 Hey, check it out. 35 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,326 Inflatable snowman. 36 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,762 Happy holidays. 37 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:50,671 ♪ It's Christmas promise that you'll stay ♪ 38 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:57,077 ♪ It's Christmas won't you promise that you'll stay ♪ 39 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,592 Megan! Evil! 40 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:18,266 Snowman, wait no! Come on! 41 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,338 Snowman, would you-- Wait! 42 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,041 Why? Why? 43 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,947 Okay, time to stop whining. 44 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,616 I just think mom and dad should have 45 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,719 stayed home for Christmas. It's a family time. 46 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,522 Well, cheer up, sad people can't come to my party. 47 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,591 -What party? -The one I'm having 48 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:44,725 on the roof of The Premiere. 49 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:49,930 -The roof? No! -I'll take that no as a yes. 50 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,499 You're not having a Christmas party 51 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,967 on the roof of The Premiere. Helen will fire me. 52 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,803 No, I already cleared it with Helen, she said it's cool 53 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,839 as long as she's invited. And we serve churros. 54 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,808 -There's gonna be churros? -Mhmmm. 55 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,144 Okay, I'm on board with this. 56 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,982 -Oh, and the party has a theme. -What's the theme? 57 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,884 It's a bad holiday sweater party. 58 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,454 Everybody has to wear the worst holiday sweater they can find. 59 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,323 You can wear that one. 60 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,958 Okay, that's the kind of comment that hurts feelings. 61 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,108 Hey, do you know when Santa's supposed to be here? 62 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,545 Well, you know, I heard Santa's reindeer 63 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,480 needed to stop and get a cool drink, 64 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,350 but I'll bet you old St. Nick's going to be here real soon. 65 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,818 Excuse me. 66 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:48,489 I distinctly ordered a diet root beer, and this tastes like-- 67 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,391 I'm talking to children! 68 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,963 -'Sup, Steve. -'Sup dude? 69 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,498 -Josh. -Hey. 70 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,634 Hey, boys. Sorry I'm late. 71 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,703 There was a monster traffic jam on Mayor Mason Boulevard, 72 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,205 all 'cause of some crazy snowman up in the sky. 73 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,441 That's my snowman. 74 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,710 -Your snowman? -Yeah. 75 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,516 -What was that for? -For making me tardy. 76 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:18,051 You know, Drake, I cannot wait for your party. 77 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,087 I'm going to celebrate my divorce! 78 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,424 -Wait, you just got married. -Yeah. 79 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,058 The first two weeks were delightful. 80 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,528 Week three was unpleasant. Week four was downright 81 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,062 irritating, by week five, I was out the door. 82 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,231 See you, good riddance, no more Helen for you. 83 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,800 It's gonna be churros at your party, right? 84 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,135 Yeah. Oh, and you gotta wear the worst 85 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,637 holiday sweater you can find. 86 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,773 My Grammy knitted this. 87 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:40,941 Then you oughtta spank your grammy 'til 88 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,943 her butt glows red like an apple. 89 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,446 Now Drake, here's your Santa Claus costume. 90 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:49,417 -I thought I get to be Santa! -You too skinny. 91 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,820 Now old chunky Josh, he'd have made a fine Santa Claus. 92 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:53,954 But now that you went and 93 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,557 defatified yourself, I don't think so. 94 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,626 But Drake's still skinnier than me. 95 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:01,862 I am in charge and I say Drake is Santy Claus. 96 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,431 Well, what am I supposed to be? 97 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:06,333 Relaxed player, I got a costume for you. 98 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,302 Next. 99 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,942 Ho, ho, ho! Hello, little boy. I'm Santa Claus. 100 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:18,879 -Hi, Santa. -And this is my sack of toys. 101 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,883 -Hi, sack. -Merry Christmas. 102 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,721 So, do you have an older sister? 103 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:32,526 Oh, ho, ho, ho! Rate her on a scale from 1 to 10 104 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:38,532 And that's the ocean. And that's a big rock. 105 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:42,169 And this is your bungalow right here. 106 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,372 That's not a bungalow, that's a hut. 107 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,541 We call it a bungalow. 108 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,312 This is our luxurious island paradise? 109 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,982 Well, it did look nicer in the brochure. 110 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:58,619 I don't speak English. Let me show you inside. 111 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,667 What in the-- Booga, booga, booga! 112 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,074 Here we are. A deluxe bungalow. 113 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,976 Deluxe? 114 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,346 What's the difference between this and the regular bungalow? 115 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,015 This one has a radio. 116 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:40,528 That's not what Santa does. 117 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,868 Santa! Santa! 118 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,540 And that's for being such a good girl this year. 119 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,375 Thank you, Santa. Bye, sack. 120 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,377 Next. 121 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,280 I want some of what that last girl is getting. 122 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,615 Oh, oh god. 123 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,021 Help, I'm stuck. 124 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,225 I'm not done with you, Santa! 125 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:19,266 Yeah, get him! You enjoy him! 126 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,405 Santa! 127 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,977 Santa! 128 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,118 -Oh, hi. -You're Santa, right? 129 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,921 -Yeah, yeah, I guess. -Swear? 130 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,190 Well kinda, I work for Santa. 131 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,357 So, what do you want for Christmas, 132 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,093 dollhouse, crock pot, pants? What? 133 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,630 I want my family to have the best Christmas ever. 134 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,700 -Okay? -Okay, sure, you got it. 135 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,502 -Promise? -Santa! 136 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:02,475 -Yes, I promise, bye! -Santa! 137 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,313 -I just took a shower! -I'm taking this. 138 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,818 Santa! I've been a good girl! 139 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,088 Santa, wait! 140 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:18,225 Santa's not looking for a relationship right now! 141 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,761 Wait! 142 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,632 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 143 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:29,870 ♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 144 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:34,507 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 145 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:39,747 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 146 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,652 ♪ dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 147 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:50,157 ♪ over the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 148 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:54,662 ♪ bells on bobtails ring making those spirits bright ♪ 149 00:09:54,795 --> 00:10:00,100 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 150 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,604 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 151 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:09,677 ♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse ♪ 152 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:15,182 ♪ open sleigh ♪ 153 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:21,288 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 154 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,734 Back house. 155 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,437 Mindy! 156 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,044 Can't your parents go visit your grandmother without you? 157 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,846 I'll be back on New Year's. 158 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,682 I wanna spend Christmas with you. 159 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,618 -Can you come back sooner? -I'll try. 160 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,387 -No, you won't. -Don't be pouty. 161 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,724 -This is me pouting. -Come on. 162 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,692 Man up. 163 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,234 -Merry Christmas. -Yeah, thanks, bye. 164 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,610 Hey, Josh, there's a pigeon stuck in my tailpipe. 165 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:21,114 -Help me get it? -No. 166 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,251 Come on, just tell me your favorite! 167 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,585 -I don't know! -Just tell me! 168 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,154 -I don't, look I-- -Tell me, tell me, tell me. 169 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,255 -Come on! -No, I don't have one. 170 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,222 Just tell me. 171 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,523 Cheddar, okay? Cheddar, I don't know. 172 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,491 Yes. 173 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,026 Mindy's gone. 174 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,363 Well, look on the bright side, man. 175 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,965 Maybe she'll never come back. 176 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,767 You know, if you get bored, you should 177 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:43,503 come to my place and hang with me and Sally. 178 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,472 -Sally? -Yeah. 179 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,808 -Yeah, is Sally new? -Yep. 180 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,910 Wanna see some pics of her? 181 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,846 -Sure. -Just, just stroke it to scroll. 182 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,427 This is a machine. 183 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,564 She is a wood chipper! And her name is Sally! 184 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:15,936 She totally pulverizes anything I put in her, anything. 185 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:21,809 Well, I hope you and Sally are very happy together. 186 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,811 Thanks, J, you're a sweet kid. 187 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,715 Hey, Drake, that last song was awesome. 188 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,717 You should sing it in the big Christmas parade. 189 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,684 You should. 190 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,155 Come one man, parades are for dorks and losers. 191 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,691 -No, they're not. -We love parades. 192 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:42,595 Uh-huh, anyway, I'm not gonna be in town. 193 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,698 Yes you will, it's on Christmas Eve. 194 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,200 Yeah, I know. I'm going to Vegas. 195 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,836 -Vegas? -Las? 196 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,603 Yeah, The Watermelons are playing the Bellagio. 197 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:54,842 No, no, no, no, no, Christmas is a family time. 198 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,143 Well then come with me. 199 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,012 I'm not spending Christmas in a casino. 200 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,348 -This party's lame, man. -You gotta be kidding. 201 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,017 Did you invite those guys? 202 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,623 No, I did not. 203 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:29,877 High five. 204 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,445 Hello, cops? 205 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,115 182, report of a disturbance 206 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,383 on the roof of The Premiere Mall. 207 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,385 Yates and Shady Grove, code three. 208 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,990 Alright I got it, I got it! 209 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,525 Cops! 210 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,128 Officers, those guys crashed the party! 211 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,531 -You listen to me. -You, come here. 212 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,466 I told you to stay put. 213 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,902 Look out, he's got a churro! 214 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:55,969 Where'd you get that churro? 215 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,973 Right there, go get-- What are you doing? 216 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,708 I didn't do anything, oh come on, 217 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,677 I'm an honor student! Would you be gentle please! 218 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,279 -He didn't do anything! -Grab him! 219 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,088 Man, dad said if we're not home by midnight, we're grounded. 220 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,056 Then hurry! 221 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,058 What's going on? 222 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,761 I got it. 223 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,598 ♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪ 224 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,101 ♪ but I think I'll miss this one this year ♪ 225 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,037 There, he's trying to get away! 226 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,939 ♪ But I think I'll miss this one this year ♪ 227 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,406 ♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪ 228 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:38,645 Hello? 229 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,712 ♪ Trim those trees ♪ 230 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,614 ♪ raise up cups of Christmas cheer ♪ 231 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,782 Hello, mayday! 232 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,217 ♪ I just need to catch my breath♪ 233 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,386 ♪ Christmas by myself this year ♪ 234 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,824 Hello? What have I done? 235 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,799 ♪ Bah humbug, no that's too strong ♪ 236 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,834 ♪ 'Cause it is my favorite holiday ♪ 237 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,070 Oh man. 238 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,977 ♪ To add to my already mad rush 'cause it's 'tis the season ♪ 239 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,812 Hello? I'm uncomfortable! 240 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,050 Hello? Hello? 241 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,121 Mayday! 242 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,094 Guys? Hello? 243 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,896 Guys? Wait! 244 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,333 Spine. 245 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:42,042 Oh, no, oh no, you don't understand. 246 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,579 I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything! 247 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:51,651 There's been a terrible mistake. I'm not saying it's your fault. 248 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,620 I'm not saying it's your fault! 249 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,189 I'm just saying there's been a mix up! 250 00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:02,695 There's been a mix up! 251 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,766 -I didn't do anything. -Shut up! 252 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,671 I didn't do anything. 253 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,243 I didn't do anything. 254 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:22,049 This jumper itches me. You don't care. 255 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,187 I didn't do anything. Where you going? 256 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:46,073 Hi, I'm Josh Nichols. Oh, I'm aloft! 257 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,909 I'm gon' beat you down. All day. 258 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,512 Wait, wait, wait. 259 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,451 Did you just pull a quarter out of my ear? 260 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,221 Do it again. 261 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,490 -Huh? -Do it again! 262 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,258 Okay, do it again. 263 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,405 Wait, where's your brother Josh? 264 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,840 You're so pretty. 265 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,279 -And another quarter. -Oh, man, that's great. 266 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,914 You know, my uncle used to do that same 267 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:31,384 -trick on me when I was little. -You were little? 268 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,687 You know what, Josh? You're all right, man. 269 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,124 -Thanks. -You're alright. 270 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:41,194 -Yeah, you too... -Bludge. 271 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,830 -Bludge? -Yeah, Bludge. 272 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,767 -That's Swedish, right? -No. 273 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:53,240 -No. -No, well let's get to it. 274 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,144 Oh yeah, yeah man, I need some sleep too. 275 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,446 No, no, I'm talking about the beatin'. 276 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,783 The-- 277 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,354 -The beating? -The beat down. 278 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,324 Come on, get your guards up, man, come on, let's run it. 279 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,894 I thought you said I was alright. 280 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,664 I thought we were getting along swimmingly. 281 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,400 Josh, I got a reputation in this place. 282 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,269 And if I don't bust you up, 283 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,937 these guys here, they won't respect me. 284 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,274 You can understand that. 285 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,478 But I bruise like a summer peach. 286 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,946 Josh, don't be a ballerina. 287 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,982 I'm only here for two more weeks. 288 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,550 Then my time here is done. 289 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,720 But until then, this is what's up. 290 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,589 What's up? 291 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,491 It won't be as bad as you think. 292 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,893 -Now stand up! -Okay. 293 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:11,418 Oh mama! 294 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:17,457 Yeah, ow! 295 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,659 Did you get me a lawyer? 296 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,329 Yeah, sort of. 297 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,932 -What does sort of mean? -That I didn't get you one. 298 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,402 -Drake, I told you! -I did everything you said, 299 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,638 I found a lawyer, went to the bank, got $3,000 300 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,873 out of your savings account and went to meet the guy. 301 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,375 And? 302 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,680 28, 29... 303 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,450 And 3,000 bucks. 304 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,285 So how come I gotta pay in advance? 305 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,431 You couldn't have looked at the license plate 306 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,301 before you gave him the money? 307 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,070 - Gah! -I'll get you another lawyer. 308 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,573 -And pay him with what? -Drake? 309 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,741 Look, I'll call you later. 310 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,182 This little girl says she knows you. 311 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,685 -Hey, what's up? -Here's my address. 312 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,155 I'm sorry, I don't exactly know who... 313 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,157 I'm mary Alice, you promised my family 314 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,093 would have the best Christmas ever. 315 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,965 Huh? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 316 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,268 -Okay. -You said you work with Santa. 317 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,237 That's right, he does and his brother was Santa's sack. 318 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,640 Yeah. So how did you know it was me? 319 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,242 'Cause of your eyes and your voice. 320 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,546 I have your CD, I listen to it all the time. 321 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,780 Thanks. 322 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,717 -Drake's famous. -Oh yes, I know it. 323 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,721 I told my family you promised to give us the best Christmas ever. 324 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,357 And they said I was lying, but I wasn't. 325 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,727 And I know you'll do it 'cause you made a Christmas promise. 326 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,230 Everybody knows you can't break a Christmas promise. 327 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,933 Well, you can't. 328 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,002 Well, I'm sure your family's gonna 329 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,538 have an awesome Christmas. 330 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,542 We will now, but only 'cause of you. 331 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,578 Why is that, baby? 332 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,581 'Cause I live in a foster home with five other kids, 333 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,851 and our foster mom got sick and she's in the hospital now, 334 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,954 so our foster dad had to get another job working at night. 335 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,189 So it's been, like, really hard for everyone. 336 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,692 I, I see. 337 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,063 -Go on. -And I knew Christmas was coming 338 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,731 and our foster dad said that sometimes 339 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,167 Santa can't come to all the houses in the world. 340 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,802 And I was really sad because we were gonna 341 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,537 have a bad Christmas. 342 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,574 But now we're not 'cause you're gonna fix it. 343 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,809 So we'll have the best one ever. 344 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,785 I am, I'm gonna fix this. 345 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,454 Yes he is baby girl, don't you worry. 346 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,189 Drake's gonna keep his Christmas promise. 347 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,891 You can't break a Christmas promise. 348 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,860 I know you can't break a Christmas promise. 349 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,797 Mary Alice. 350 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,867 See you, Drake! 351 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,273 What am I gonna do? 352 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,110 -I don't know. -What are you gonna do? 353 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:27,880 I don't know! 354 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:04,651 -Little bro? -Josh, Josh... Shh. 355 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:33,079 Hey, I'm looking for Josh Nichols. 356 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:36,315 It's for you. 357 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,057 -Boo. -Hey, who is that guy? 358 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,359 My insane brother. 359 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,729 What are you doing here? 360 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,498 -I gotta break you out of here. -What? 361 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,699 I made a promise to a little 362 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,166 girl, and I need your help to keep it. 363 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,637 You're a crazy person. Get out of here before 364 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,540 -you get me in more trouble. -She's a sweet little girl. 365 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,675 Come on, you can't break a Christmas promise. 366 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,943 Yeah, he's right. 367 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,377 You can't break a Christmas promise, Josh. 368 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,513 Thank you, Bludge. 369 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,016 Go away! 370 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,286 Okay, fine, but can I talk to your friend again first? 371 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,188 No. 372 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:18,791 Hey, what's up? 373 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,259 I'm trying to break my brother out of here 374 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,427 so we could keep a Christmas promise 375 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,395 to a little girl, and he's being difficult. 376 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,865 -Could you please help me? -Yeah, sure. 377 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,036 Get out of here! 378 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,973 Okay, he's unconscious. 379 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,975 Cool. Now just stuff him through. 380 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:36,943 Alright. 381 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,425 -Thank you. -Peace. 382 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,327 Josh. 383 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,631 Hey, hey, buddy, come on. Come on, get up. 384 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,733 Come on, now's not the time. 385 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,768 Freeze. 386 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:08,875 I got him! 387 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:10,577 He was trying to break through that hole, can you... 388 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:26,158 Resisting arrest, damaging state property, creating a hole, 389 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,598 attempting to escape from a federal penitentiary. 390 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:36,135 Gentlemen, you are facing years and years and years in prison. 391 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,005 Do you have representation? 392 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,673 It's not my fault I'm late! 393 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,977 A huge fruit trap tipped over on Mayor Mason Boulevard. 394 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:48,214 Mucked up traffic for half an hour, cantaloupes everywhere. 395 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,617 -Cantaloupes? -Cantaloupes? 396 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,285 -You know, the spherical fruit? -Who is this? 397 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,857 Your Honor, she's here to represent me and my brother. 398 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,458 You called Helen? 399 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,427 You ever seen her lose an argument? 400 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:04,163 Madam, are you a licensed attorney? 401 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:07,634 -Is that some of your business? -Actually, it is. 402 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,936 Your Honor, it would be an abomination 403 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,471 of biblical proportions if you put these boys behind bars. 404 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,907 Are you aware of the charges against these boys? 405 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,809 Are you aware of this? 406 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,311 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 407 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,883 -And who is this? -Her name is Mary Alice. 408 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,086 She lives in a foster home here in San Diego. 409 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:31,157 Two days ago, this handsome young man, as a minion 410 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,926 of Santa Claus, made a Christmas promise to that little girl. 411 00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:34,894 Which was? 412 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:38,831 To give her and her foster family the best Christmas ever. 413 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,067 Which he cannot do without the help of 414 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,769 his less appealing brother. 415 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,403 -Feelings. -Watch your mouth, boy. 416 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:45,872 Yes, I understand. 417 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,674 -But Madam-- -If you put these boys in jail 418 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:48,841 you will be directly preventing them 419 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,409 from fulfilling their responsibility. 420 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,211 Which, in turn, would make you equally 421 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,513 responsible for breaking a Christmas promise 422 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,683 to a bright eyed little girl who's sweet like sugar 423 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:57,917 and smells like shampoo. 424 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,318 -This little girl? -Mm-hmm. 425 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,053 You can't break a Christmas promise. 426 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,121 Yeah! 427 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,191 You can't break a Christmas promise! 428 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,160 Who's that? 429 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,097 Right? 430 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:12,965 That's Crazy Steve. 431 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,466 Order. Crazy Steve. 432 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:15,702 Yes Your Honor? 433 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,603 Could I ask you to use your inside voice? 434 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:20,840 The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! 435 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,242 I take special vitamins! 436 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,511 Could you use your inside voice, please? 437 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:28,514 -Yes, Your Honor. -Order, order in the court-- 438 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,217 Order. I will clear the courtroom. 439 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,585 Order. Sit down, please. 440 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,323 Better. Now... 441 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:43,595 Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, since your records show no prior 442 00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:48,267 violations of the law, I will not put you in jail this time. 443 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:49,535 -Yes! -Yes! 444 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:50,502 But-- 445 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:57,343 But--I have a but! He said he had a butt. 446 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:58,377 Shut up. 447 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,280 If you do not give this little girl 448 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,950 and her family the best Christmas ever, 449 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:07,219 I will put you in jail and melt the key down myself. 450 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,189 -Am I clear? -Yes, Your Honor. 451 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,624 -Yes. -Crazy Steve, am I clear? 452 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:19,465 Thank you. Alright, next. 453 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,440 They're there! You made it! 454 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,978 Well done, congratulations. 455 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:35,948 -I was worried. -I was worried. 456 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,250 We were freaking out, we thought you were going away-- 457 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,153 -Hey! -Helen. 458 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,290 -Hug me 'til I pop! -Thank you so much. 459 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,425 -Yeah! -Put your arms down, fool. 460 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:49,161 Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, come with me. 461 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:53,800 Now! 462 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,907 -What is this about? -Shut up, sit down. 463 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:11,450 My name is Perry J Gilbert, and I am your parole officer. 464 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,920 -What's so funny to you? -Perry. 465 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:17,023 -Stop it. -Sounds kinda British, Perry. 466 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,690 -Perry. -No, no, it doesn't. 467 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:19,959 Perry, I've lost me crumpet. 468 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,093 -Shut up! -Perry, 469 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,829 I would like some mustard on my wiener. 470 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:25,564 You're embarrassing me, you embarrass us. 471 00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:26,833 There's nothing British about wieners. 472 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,734 My country has a queen. Oh, I'm Perry. 473 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,236 It's my father's name, shut up. 474 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,606 -Perry. -Now, according to Judge Newman, 475 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,575 you are to make sure that Mary Alice Johansson 476 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:39,511 and her foster family have the best Christmas ever. 477 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,647 I don't know what that means, 478 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:44,516 and I don't really care, but I'll tell you this. 479 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,319 On Christmas Day, I will personally ask Mary Alice 480 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:51,223 and her foster family to vote yes or no as to whether 481 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,660 they did or did not have the best Christmas ever. 482 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:57,997 And if that vote is not unanimously yes, 483 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,867 I will personally take you both back to prison. 484 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:03,335 Okay, somebody's got a case of the grumpies. 485 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,504 Stop, stop hitting! 486 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,706 Stop hitting, stop it! I'm talking. 487 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,841 Stop it! 488 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:11,243 -Alright, alright. -Idiots. 489 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,213 Also, by court-- 490 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:18,184 By court order, you are forbidden to tell 491 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,652 the children about the vote ahead of time 492 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,022 as it could influence their answers. 493 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:29,095 Why do we have to wear ankle bracelets? 494 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:33,265 So I can monitor your location every minute of every day. 495 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:36,135 Okay, just three quick questions about the ankle bracelet. 496 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:38,670 -One, when I take a bath-- -Out! 497 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,649 Hurting my arm. Hello? 498 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,184 Hurting my arm. 499 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,353 -Ow. -Hey, man. 500 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,700 So I guess you're not going to Vegas. 501 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,502 I can't, now. 502 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,805 Hey, you wanna stop at Inside Out Burger? 503 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:16,943 No, alright, we're going to this Mary Alice girl's house 504 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,610 to figure out what we're gonna do. 505 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:22,414 Alright, here, I already put her address in. 506 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:23,983 Just go ahead and press directions. 507 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:24,951 When'd you buy this? 508 00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:26,218 I got it online for 6 bucks. 509 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,054 Turn right in 5 feet. 510 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,628 How are we supposed to give a little girl 511 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,965 and her family the best Christmas ever? 512 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,399 It's so subjective. 513 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,034 Come on, she's like seven years old. 514 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,970 I'm sure her and her family just want tons of-- 515 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,404 Turn left in 5 feet. 516 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,606 -Turn left--Turn! -Hang on! 517 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,482 This thing doesn't give you a whole lot of warning. 518 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:00,352 Anyway, I'm thinking we need to give Mary Alice 519 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:03,089 and her family a real traditional Christmas. 520 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,490 Ugh, yawn. 521 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,625 We should, we should bake cookies 522 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,394 and sing Christmas carols and, 523 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,630 and decorate a real Christmas tree with homemade ornaments! 524 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,500 Okay, no kid wants to have some boring traditional-- 525 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,468 Turn right in 3 feet. 526 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,537 -Hang on! -Drake! 527 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:24,143 -Hayfer! -I hate you Drake Parker! 528 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,449 I don't think this thing is worth six dollars. 529 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,684 Listen, having an awesome Christmas 530 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,353 all about the presents. 531 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,855 Okay first, we have no money, 532 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,125 which makes it kinda hard to buy presents. 533 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,093 And second, you promised this little girl 534 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,395 the best Christmas ever. 535 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,231 And Christmas is about a whole lot more 536 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,598 than just getting stuff. 537 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,801 Okay fine, you go ahead and do your weinerish traditional stuff 538 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,138 and I'll find a way to get us some money so we can actually 539 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,405 buy the kid some-- 540 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,577 What is-- What? 541 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:17,463 What? Oh, it's you. 542 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:23,569 -What's this? -A ticket for reckless driving. 543 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:27,939 -400 bucks? -Yeah, drive better. 544 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:31,710 Congratulations, 545 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,880 -you have arrived. -No, we haven't! 546 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,318 You owe me 6 bucks. 547 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,087 Recalculating. 548 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:03,375 I love how glass sounds when you knock on it. 549 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,748 Hey, I'm Drake Parker. 550 00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:12,351 -I'm Josh. -My brother. 551 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:15,421 We're looking for Mary Alice. 552 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:25,197 No, no, we're looking for-- Drake! 553 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,967 -Oh hey, how are you doing, kid? -I knew you'd come. 554 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:33,172 I told you guys, Drake promised. Come in here, hurry! 555 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,710 -Hey, this is my brother, Josh. -Hey, Mary Alice. 556 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:41,513 Hi! That's Zigfee, he's foreign. 557 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,217 Oh, and that's Lily, she's Violet's sister. 558 00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:48,354 And that's Violet, she's Lily's sister. 559 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:52,391 Trey! 560 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,594 So, what are we gonna do for Christmas? 561 00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:03,335 -Well, Josh? -We're just gonna, you know... 562 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,371 Make it awesome. 563 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,208 Alright, this house better be on fire 'cause I was 564 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,642 in the middle of my shower. 565 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:15,181 -Look, Drake Parker is here. -And why should I care? 566 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:16,382 Be quiet, Tray. 567 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,185 -I love your music. -I love it more. 568 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:20,752 -Do not. -Do so. 569 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,621 -Take it back! -Get off me! 570 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,890 There they go. 571 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,226 Liar! 572 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,262 Okay, that's it! Violet! 573 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:36,402 You broke the dishes! 574 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,637 -I will break your leg! -Okay. 575 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:39,971 Oh my god, put that down! 576 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,240 You back off! 577 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,243 -Shouldn't someone... -It's okay, they do that. 578 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,577 Come back here! Catch me! 579 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,846 I gotta get this soap off of my head. 580 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,050 Is there, like, someone in charge here? 581 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:53,885 -Greg's at work. -Greg? 582 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,922 -Greg's our foster dad, he's-- -I'm in charge. 583 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,759 Oh, I thought you said that your foster dad was-- 584 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:04,230 When Greg's at work, I'm in charge. 585 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,098 Luke, look, I told you Drake was gonna come here! 586 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:10,702 Great. 587 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,573 He's gonna give us the best Christmas ever. 588 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,382 -Yeah. -Why are you guys here? 589 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,485 'Cause I made a promise to Mary Alice. 590 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,953 And we're gonna keep it. 591 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,555 -Absolutely keeping the promise. -Keepin' it. 592 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:30,989 -Definitely. -No matter what. 593 00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:32,458 It's really in everybody's best interest. 594 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:33,425 Mm-hmm. 595 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:45,170 He can be grouchy. 596 00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,542 What language is he speaking? 597 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:54,713 We don't know. 598 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:59,818 -Well, where's he from? -We don't know. 599 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:13,532 Thank you for the gift of banana. 600 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,603 With temperatures reaching up to 110 degrees, 601 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,805 along with 97% humidity. 602 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,640 And moving fast from the southeast 603 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,609 is a tropical storm front which is expected 604 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,945 to bring 85 mph wind by early morning. 605 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,080 Merry Christmas. 606 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,318 -Dinner time. -Can we go home? 607 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:33,319 Oh, come on, honey. 608 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,854 Look, I got a coconut and a fresh lobster. 609 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,856 Here, I'll open up the coconut. 610 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,459 Honey, maybe you shouldn't do-- 611 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:44,930 Oh. 612 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:56,408 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 613 00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:58,844 Get it off! Get it off! 614 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,145 Get it off! Get it off! 615 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,981 Get it off! Get it off! 616 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:06,117 Get it off! Get it off! 617 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:13,058 What is Christmas all about? 618 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,761 If you ask a hundred people, 619 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:19,498 you're likely to get a hundred different answers. 620 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:23,802 For me, I always think yule. 621 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,938 How long you and your wife been foster parents? 622 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:28,507 About eight years. 623 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,141 Leslie and I usually take the children 624 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,378 who are a little harder to place. 625 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:33,945 You know, the more challenging ones. 626 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:36,548 Yeah, they are an interesting group. 627 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,385 Yeah they are, they're all nice kids, good hearts. 628 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:41,252 I think it's really great that you and your brother 629 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,088 are gonna try and give them a fun Christmas. 630 00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:45,557 Thanks. Oh, and you know, you can't 631 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,693 tell them about the vote or the court stuff. 632 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,960 Oh, believe me, I know. 633 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,262 Officer Gilbert came by the house, practically 634 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,599 threatened me with prison if I tell the kids about the vote. 635 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:54,866 Yeah. 636 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,301 Hey, listen, I want to swing by the hospital 637 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,302 and visit Leslie before work, so. 638 00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:58,303 Okay. 639 00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,638 If you need to use the van, 640 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:00,806 keys are up by the washing machine. 641 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,107 Cool. 642 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:19,991 Thanks a lot. 643 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,427 What's up dude, what are you honking at? 644 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:25,163 Hey, hey, come here. Come here. 645 00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:28,133 Who's this clown? What's up? 646 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:30,068 You guys wanna make 50 bucks? 647 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,507 What's Christmas all about to you? 648 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:40,278 Well, I think for me, it's really about doing 649 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:45,884 nice things for other people. Or, in a word, giving. 650 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:51,590 Yeah, and one thing I'd like to give you guys is... 651 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,460 The tradition of baking 652 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,928 Christmas cookies and gingerbread. 653 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:01,467 Not only is it fun for the whole family, 654 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,002 I'll tell you what's fun, this! 655 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,539 I could do that all day. I meann, it's easy, 656 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,808 -it's comical. -Trey. 657 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,777 -It's free. -Trey. 658 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:12,911 Try it, you guys! 659 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,951 That's great. That's great, but-- 660 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,921 Guys, guys... 661 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:28,760 Guys, would you stop it? 662 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:33,231 Oh! 663 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,504 Stop it! 664 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,739 Go! 665 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:41,707 Why do it? 666 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,209 If they like making the pop sound, what's wrong with just-- 667 00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:46,645 The best Christmas ever. 668 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,246 That's our mission. 669 00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:49,214 Look, I just think if-- 670 00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:52,017 When the court asks those kids if they had the best Christmas, 671 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,451 do you really think they're gonna say yes 672 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,687 if all we gave them is-- 673 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,556 Okay, first of all, you're doing it wrong, alright? 674 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,591 You gotta curve your finger. Puff your cheeks out. 675 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,426 Puff out your cheeks, come on. 676 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:05,063 Never put your finger in me again. 677 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:09,000 Okay, I'm just saying, I think, is that a sore? 678 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,137 It feels like a mouth zit or something. 679 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:16,074 I demand you respect me. That's not respect. 680 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,348 Move, Trey! 681 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:28,820 Get off my throat! 682 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,021 Quit it. 683 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:31,089 You're gonna pay for that! 684 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:32,558 You're breaking my wrist! 685 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,826 I will pound you like a cheap drum! 686 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,729 You're stretching my shirt! 687 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:43,802 What do you think of that? 688 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,172 Is that all you got? 689 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,942 You want more? 690 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,878 Get your finger out of my nose! 691 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,412 Make me. 692 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,483 Looked like he was enjoying that raw egg. 693 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,351 I told you, our only chance is to give 694 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,087 these kids a traditional Christmas. 695 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,289 -With stuff like... -Let's go, boys. 696 00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:06,391 Oh god! What are you doing? 697 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:16,602 Here. 698 00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:22,273 400 bucks for public nudity? 699 00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:25,043 Man, we got jumped. 700 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,245 You should be going after the guys who-- 701 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,083 My car-- Why is he taking my car? 702 00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:34,419 -I told him to. -Why? 703 00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:35,754 Because it's blue. 704 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:40,058 Don't worry, you can get it back from the police impound lot. 705 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,695 For $900. Bye-bye. 706 00:42:58,043 --> 00:42:59,210 This way. 707 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,123 Either put on some clothes or join a gym. 708 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,271 -Please, Megan. -We need your evil skills. 709 00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:31,576 -What's in it for me? -Alright, you want a deal? 710 00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:35,180 You get this Officer Gilbert jerk off our backs 711 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:39,050 and we'll give you a Smith Royal Oboe. 712 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:41,086 -Yeah. -Ooh. 713 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,289 What do you know about Smith Royal Oboes? 714 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:45,924 Well, you know my friend Trevor? 715 00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:47,558 -The idiot? -Yeah. 716 00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:49,928 Well you see his grandfather used to play first oboe 717 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,930 in the Fresno Philharmonic Orchestra. 718 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,299 And when he retired, he gave Trevor his oboe, 719 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:58,269 which happens to be a Smith Royal in mint condition. 720 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,105 And he said I could have it. 721 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,541 So what do you say, little girl? 722 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:07,112 You wanna keep playing your little adequate oboe? 723 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:11,282 Or do you want to play the best oboe in the world? 724 00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,597 Why are you pulling out the chips? 725 00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:28,166 'Cause this is how that parole officer knows 726 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,534 everywhere you guys go. 727 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,375 Why'd you yank out my leg hair? 728 00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:38,977 'Cause I knew it would hurt you. 729 00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:41,412 -Did it? -Yes. 730 00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,423 What in the-- 731 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:32,798 Okay, Parker and Nichols, let's see where you're going. 732 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:13,004 My sister gets back on New Year, so you can have it 'til then. 733 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,120 I don't like how this seat vibrates. 734 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:37,395 Today we are gonna go into the wilderness 735 00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:41,933 and pick out our very own Christmas tree. 736 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:46,972 Then bring it back here and decorate it with ornaments 737 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:50,375 made out of common household items. 738 00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,083 Okay. 739 00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:02,420 Now, we are going to look at different 740 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,622 types of Christmas trees. 741 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:09,660 This is a Guatemalan fir, ooh. 742 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,901 Hey, man. 743 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:18,136 We're all gonna pick out a Christmas tree, you coming? 744 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,137 I'm busy. 745 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,239 Well, all the other kids are going. 746 00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:22,640 Well, I'm not. 747 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:33,584 This is the Scotts Pine. It's Asian. 748 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,457 And the best part is, Whatever tree we pick, 749 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,460 we're gonna cut it down ourselves. 750 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:46,097 Oh, you wannna talk about cuts? How about paper cuts? 751 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,599 It's a cut, right? But it's from a piece of paper 752 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,936 and they hurt. And I don't get it, 753 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:52,603 'cause since when is paper sharp? 754 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,140 And if they don't let you bring pocket knives 755 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,475 on airplanes why do they let you bring paper? 756 00:47:57,575 --> 00:48:00,178 'Cause in all my twelve years I have never once cut myself 757 00:48:00,278 --> 00:48:02,647 with a pocket knife, but I swear to Camacho, 758 00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:05,183 I get a paper cut like five times every year. 759 00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,985 -You know what I'm saying? -Yes. 760 00:48:07,085 --> 00:48:08,419 No one cares! No one cares! 761 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,255 Hey, I got the axe. 762 00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,323 Oh, I call chopping the tree down! 763 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,159 -I wanna chop it down! -Oh, Violet? 764 00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:15,526 Give it back! 765 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,163 Wait, wait, we do not run with axes! 766 00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,365 -Violet! -Leave me alone! 767 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:24,202 -Hey, where's Zigfee? -He's right-- 768 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:32,677 Go stop Lily and Violet, I'll find Zigfee. 769 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:33,644 Alright. 770 00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,314 -Zigfee! -Zigfee! 771 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:42,853 -Where'd that come from? -Up there! 772 00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:50,495 Zigfee, how'd you get up there? 773 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:53,999 Come down from-- Oh, I'll go get him. 774 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,801 What I don't get is why Santa Claus 775 00:48:56,901 --> 00:48:58,269 comes down the chimney. 776 00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:00,138 'Cause think about it, the man's gotta be what, 777 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:04,142 like 300 pounds? That's like a size 56 waist. 778 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:10,015 Give me that axe! Get away from me! 779 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:13,351 The last thing a 300 pound man should be doing is trying to 780 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,321 squeeze his fat booty down people's chimneys. 781 00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:17,822 Why are you telling me this? 782 00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:21,659 Give me strength, Oprah, give me strength! 783 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:23,628 What if he gets stuck? 784 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,931 How's he gonna reach his cell phone? 785 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,166 I don't know. 786 00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:37,708 Bark against my groin. 787 00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:44,215 Don't worry, Zigfee. Hold on, I'm coming! 788 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,223 Zigfee! 789 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,093 How'd you get down there? 790 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:59,164 -Josh! -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 791 00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,073 Are you okay, Josh? 792 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,277 -Yeah. -You guys, stop! 793 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:14,579 Give it back! 794 00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:17,315 -Leave me alone! -Violet! 795 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,150 Guys, be careful! 796 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:36,867 Come on. 797 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,959 Where are they? Parker, Nichols, where are you? 798 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,029 Hello. 799 00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:14,139 Aw, who's getting frustrated? 800 00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:29,854 Yeah, keep runnin'. Boob. 801 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:34,859 -Stop the van. -Why? 802 00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,894 -Where is he going? -Just, just-- 803 00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,064 Are we getting a Christmas tree? 804 00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:41,732 I'm not sure. 805 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:43,834 -Violet's touching me! -There they go. 806 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,336 Ow, Lily! 807 00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:49,407 Can you guys not pound on each other for five minutes? 808 00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:55,180 Why won't he open the door? 809 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,881 Just get in. 810 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:01,452 Josh. 811 00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:02,487 Just drive. 812 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:07,525 Did he just say yar toot? 813 00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:19,904 There. 814 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:27,044 -That's our Christmas tree? -Wait, Drake, plug it in. 815 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,689 That's pathetic. 816 00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:43,394 Okay, I know it's not what we all expected, but... 817 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,096 If you squint, 818 00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:50,134 it looks kinda nice. 819 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:57,742 See? That's not bad. 820 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:03,748 Looks like lit up garbage. 821 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:09,654 When does this Christmas start to be the best? 822 00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:24,302 This is not a nice Christmas! 823 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:28,906 Well, we just have to get into the spirit, come on! 824 00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:30,308 Sing with me! 825 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:34,612 Deck the halls with boughs of holly! 826 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:38,048 Fa la la la la la la la la! 827 00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:41,652 -'Tis the season to be jolly! -'Tis the season to be jolly! 828 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:44,955 -Fa la la la la la la la la! -Fa la la la la la la la la! 829 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:52,162 Oh this is horrible! 830 00:54:32,337 --> 00:54:34,905 -Great Godfrey! -Liars! 831 00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:42,413 -What do you mean? -Trevor called. 832 00:54:42,513 --> 00:54:44,349 I asked him about his grandfather's oboe, 833 00:54:44,449 --> 00:54:46,984 and he had no idea what I was talking about. 834 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,689 His grandfather never played in the Fresno Philharmonic. 835 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,492 He worked as a men's room attendant in Puerto Rico. 836 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,527 -You lied to Megan? -What? 837 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:58,162 You lied. 838 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:02,433 -Okay, we both lied. -No, you lied. 839 00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:04,502 I don't care which one of you lied! 840 00:55:04,602 --> 00:55:07,104 All I know is is I'm not getting a Smith Royale Oboe. 841 00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:09,640 So you boobs can deal with your parole officer yourselves, 842 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:12,276 'cause I put the chips back in your ankle bracelets. 843 00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:15,513 -Oh, Megan! -Oh come on, dude. 844 00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:21,686 You lie, 845 00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:26,290 and I take a shoe in the nipple. 846 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,528 A song sheet for you. 847 00:55:31,896 --> 00:55:35,566 -And a song sheet for you. -Thank you. 848 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,568 -And a song sheet for you. -Yeah. 849 00:55:39,470 --> 00:55:43,708 ♪ Seven swans a swimming 850 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:46,777 No, no, no, no. Okay, watch my lips. 851 00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:49,814 ♪ Seven swans a swimming ♪ 852 00:55:55,553 --> 00:56:00,925 ♪ Seven 853 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:07,698 ♪ six geese a layin ♪ 854 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:11,035 ♪ Five gold rings ♪ 855 00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:13,303 I'm not going Christmas caroling. 856 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:19,176 Okay, how about this? 857 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:24,449 I make it from right here, nothin' but net. 858 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:26,651 You come with us. 859 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:30,187 35 feet out. 860 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:32,557 Deal. 861 00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:45,069 Well, you hit the palm tree. Sing pretty. 862 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:48,906 Look man, you think I wanna go sing Christmas carols with Josh? 863 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,975 I'd rather slam my head in the car door, alright? 864 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:55,245 I don't care if you hate me or Josh or life 865 00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:56,914 or both of us, or whatever. 866 00:56:58,115 --> 00:57:00,084 I know you don't hate Mary Alice. 867 00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:03,053 Just come with us, alright? For her. 868 00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:21,639 ♪ On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪ 869 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:25,510 ♪ A partridge in a pear tree 870 00:57:25,910 --> 00:57:29,379 ♪ on the second day of Christmas my true... ♪ 871 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,283 Okay, well, that's five in a row. 872 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:35,520 How come nobody wants to hear what happens after 873 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,523 -the first day of Christmas? -Because we stink. 874 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:43,694 I'm bored, can we just go home? 875 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,896 Okay. All right, you guys, listen. 876 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,932 I know a better way to sing this. 877 00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:49,767 Like you and me harmonize a little bit, 878 00:57:49,867 --> 00:57:51,936 like ah, and you're ah. 879 00:57:52,036 --> 00:57:53,170 No, no. 880 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,452 ♪ On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪ 881 00:58:08,553 --> 00:58:11,121 ♪ Twelve drummers drumming eleven pipers piping ♪ 882 00:58:11,221 --> 00:58:13,591 ♪ ten lords a leaping nine ladies dancing ♪ 883 00:58:13,691 --> 00:58:16,093 ♪ eight maids a milking ♪ 884 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,427 ♪ Six geese a laying 885 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:31,141 ♪ Luke, luke, luke, luke luke, luke, luke, luke ♪ 886 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:37,615 ♪ Luke, luke, luke, luke luke, luke, luke, luke ♪ 887 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:44,589 ♪ Five gold rings 888 00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:50,895 ♪ four calling birds three french hens ♪ 889 00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:55,499 ♪ two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear ♪ 890 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,603 ♪ partridge in a pear ♪ 891 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:05,442 ♪partridge in a pear tree 892 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:10,447 Yeah! 893 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:19,924 -Yeah, that was awesome! -Yeah, it was. 894 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,926 Which is why we should all perform it 895 00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:24,028 in the Christmas parade. 896 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:29,700 -We should so do that! -Please can we, can we, come on! 897 00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:32,369 Oh, come on, Parker. 898 00:59:32,469 --> 00:59:33,704 Yeah, come on, Drake. 899 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:35,439 Alright, alright, we'll do the song. 900 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:38,008 -Yeah, yeah! -Yeah, woo! 901 00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:40,077 Uh-oh. 902 01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:06,403 Well, there's four more tickets 903 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,105 to add to our ever growing pile. 904 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:10,307 Thank you, Officer Gilbert. 905 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,979 Man, how are we supposed to give these kids a good Christmas if, 906 01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:17,782 if that blow hole is constantly on our backs? 907 01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:21,385 -I know. -Why does he hate us? 908 01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,154 That's what I'm trying to find out. 909 01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:27,024 You got any info on the guy? 910 01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:31,228 No, not much, but I think I found his mother's address. 911 01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:33,530 -His mother's? -Yeah. 912 01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:36,500 All my brother and I are trying to do is 913 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,770 give the kids the best Christmas they ever had. 914 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:44,675 It's like, officer Gilbert, your son, just hates us. 915 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,211 Oh, I'm sure Perry doesn't hate you. 916 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:50,881 -He hates Christmas. -But why? 917 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:54,418 It goes back to when he was just eight years old. 918 01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:57,888 As a little boy, he loved Christmas so much. 919 01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,190 And there was one present he always 920 01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:01,892 wanted more than any other. 921 01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:05,763 -What was it? -A monkey. 922 01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:07,732 A monkey. 923 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,268 It was Christmas Eve. 924 01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:15,139 Perry woke up in the wee hours of the morning, 925 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:17,007 and as children will do, 926 01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:20,077 he sneaked out of his bedroom and into the den 927 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:24,381 to see what Santa had left him. There by our Christmas tree 928 01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:27,117 was a fine monkey in a cage. 929 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:30,087 It was the present Perry had dreamed of. 930 01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:33,891 Then, Perry turned the latch and opened the cage, 931 01:01:34,759 --> 01:01:37,795 and that's when things went terribly wrong. 932 01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:40,564 The monkey went berserk. 933 01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,632 What did I do? 934 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:47,772 Crazy monkey! 935 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:51,976 Bad monkey! Bad monkey! 936 01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:57,214 And then, the tinkling. 937 01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,684 It's bladder empty, 938 01:02:01,518 --> 01:02:03,553 the monkey jumped out the window, 939 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,489 never to be seen again. 940 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,595 That is the freakiest story I've ever heard. 941 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:14,698 I know, but it's true. 942 01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:17,234 Christmas was ruined for him as a kid. 943 01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:20,170 So now he wants to ruin it for everyone else. 944 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:24,408 -So we're screwed. -No, we're gonna fix this. 945 01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:25,843 All we have to do is give him 946 01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,845 a really nice monkey for Christmas. 947 01:02:28,112 --> 01:02:29,213 Check this out. 948 01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:39,824 -Mysweetmonkey.com? -Placing sweet monkeys 949 01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:43,727 with families since 2005. And look, 950 01:02:44,361 --> 01:02:47,464 each monkey comes with its own certificate of sweetness. 951 01:02:48,165 --> 01:02:49,133 Sweet. 952 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:54,004 No no, look, we wanna get on the next ship out of here. 953 01:02:54,839 --> 01:02:58,675 Because our bungalow blew away and we wanna leave. 954 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,845 Three days? 955 01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:03,247 No no no no, you don't understand. 956 01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,850 My wife is very irritable. 957 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:11,121 So if you could please just-- Hey, honey? 958 01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:16,393 -Hey, where are you going? -Home for Christmas! 959 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:20,564 Wait, I-- I gotta go. 960 01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:27,437 Wait! Wait for me, honey, I'm coming! 961 01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:31,909 Wait! Don't leave! 962 01:03:38,582 --> 01:03:41,085 Hurry, come see the float we get to ride on! 963 01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:43,287 Come on, run Josh. 964 01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:45,022 Cool. 965 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:46,356 It's Santa's sleigh! 966 01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,327 I got us the best float in the parade. 967 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,295 Nice. 968 01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:56,033 -Man, the snow looks real. -You've seen real snow? 969 01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,201 Sure, you haven't? 970 01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:59,303 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. 971 01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:00,905 Please don't get the girl started. 972 01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:02,539 -What? -Every time Mary Alice sees 973 01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:06,676 a movie with snow in it, she goes on and on and on. 974 01:04:06,911 --> 01:04:10,714 I want to see real snow. Snow, snow, snow. 975 01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:13,918 -Dude, chill. -Don't make fun of her. 976 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:16,220 Like you've never wanted to build a snowman. 977 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,623 Attention, float captains. Please mount your vehicles. 978 01:04:19,723 --> 01:04:24,328 The San Diego Christmas Parade will begin in seven minutes. 979 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:39,209 Look at that sleigh, baby! 980 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,346 Excuse me sir, you can't park here. 981 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,114 Put the lime in the coconut! 982 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:48,818 -What's wrong with that man? -No one knows. 983 01:04:50,754 --> 01:04:52,789 Psst, psst. 984 01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:57,827 Hello. 985 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,966 Hey, you're friends with Drake and Josh. 986 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:02,967 I know. 987 01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:05,602 You don't want to see them go to jail, do you? 988 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:07,637 -No. -Don't touch me. 989 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:10,574 You better remind them that they have to give those kids 990 01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:15,512 the best Christmas they ever had or Drake and Josh go to jail. 991 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:20,850 Stop that, go tell Drake and Josh loudly. 992 01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:24,254 No, that's not, that's not for you. 993 01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:25,722 -Stop that. -It's warm. 994 01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:27,424 -No, I know, listen-- -It's like a honeydew. 995 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:28,658 Go remind Drake and Josh. 996 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:29,893 I wanna rub it! 997 01:05:29,994 --> 01:05:31,428 That's not for you, get out, go, go. 998 01:05:35,132 --> 01:05:36,366 Yes. 999 01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:41,438 Hey, what's up, D and J? 1000 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:44,841 -getting ready for the parade? -Yeah, you know. 1001 01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:45,809 Absotutely. 1002 01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:48,512 Okay well, I'm just reminding you guys 1003 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,714 that you need to give these kids the best 1004 01:05:50,814 --> 01:05:53,317 Christmas ever if you want to stay out of jail! 1005 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:55,719 No, no, no, no. Hey, no. 1006 01:05:55,819 --> 01:06:00,524 -Let's not discuss-- -Oh, they don't know about the-- 1007 01:06:01,058 --> 01:06:03,227 -No, no, no they don't. -They don't know about it. 1008 01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:04,894 I got it. I get it, I get it. 1009 01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:09,533 -You see, a judge said -No, no, no, no don't-- 1010 01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:13,303 that Drake and Josh have to give you guys the best Christmas ever 1011 01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:16,240 or else they gotta go back to prison. 1012 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:25,282 Heavy stuff. Later. 1013 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,117 Yes. 1014 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:54,344 I thought you guys were doing all this 'cause 1015 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:56,080 you promised Mary Alice a great Christmas. 1016 01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:57,914 No, we are, all right? That is why. 1017 01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:02,152 It just so happens that we kinda got arrested. 1018 01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:04,788 And we told the judge about the promise I'd made to Mary Alice. 1019 01:07:04,888 --> 01:07:08,292 It's like... You guys have heard of community service, right? 1020 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:14,098 So you were just being nice to us, as like a punishment? 1021 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:17,000 -No. -Told you these guys 1022 01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:19,103 don't care about us. Come on. 1023 01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:20,470 Let's go home. 1024 01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,606 -Come on, Trey. -No guys, come on, come on. 1025 01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:25,742 Look, we weren't just doing this so we didn't have to go to jail! 1026 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:27,511 Look, I know how it looks but-- You guys, you guys. 1027 01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:28,912 Look, you don't understand, it's not-- 1028 01:07:29,012 --> 01:07:29,879 You don't have to-- 1029 01:07:30,514 --> 01:07:32,549 It's not just about not going to jail. 1030 01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,485 -Zigfee. -Come on. 1031 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,155 -Jump it, jump it, it's-- -And then pull. 1032 01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,191 And then pull, then pull, pull. 1033 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:24,234 -You know we're going to jail. -Yeah, I know. 1034 01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,704 Jail scares me. 1035 01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,240 How do you think I feel being all good lookin'? 1036 01:08:33,177 --> 01:08:35,179 But I don't wanna go back to jail. 1037 01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:38,182 The toilets are made of metal and it's so cold. 1038 01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:42,652 -Maybe we could-- -Dude, no matter what we do, 1039 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:44,053 there's no chance those kids are gonna tell 1040 01:08:44,188 --> 01:08:46,356 our parole officer they had the best Christmas ever. 1041 01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:49,659 I know. 1042 01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,762 But I still wanna keep my promise. 1043 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:57,267 When have you ever worried about keeping a promise? 1044 01:08:58,935 --> 01:09:00,437 I wanna keep this one. 1045 01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:16,386 -The rich and-- -Okay that's enough shaking-- 1046 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,021 A birthday salmon-- 1047 01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:20,357 Boulder, Colorado today saw it's heaviest snowfall 1048 01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:24,093 in over 30 years with 27 inches of the white stuff 1049 01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,929 falling in less than 12 hours. 1050 01:09:26,029 --> 01:09:28,432 Businesses and schools were closed across the state, 1051 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:31,235 but these kids sure didn't seem to mind one bit. 1052 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:32,269 In other news-- 1053 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:33,937 That's it. 1054 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:37,941 -That's what? -That's how we keep the promise. 1055 01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,844 How are we gonna make it snow? 1056 01:09:44,481 --> 01:09:45,715 That's Sally. 1057 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:49,152 Sally is a very pretty wood chipper. 1058 01:09:49,253 --> 01:09:51,721 Yeah, I'm a lucky guy. 1059 01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:55,559 -How does it work? -She! 1060 01:09:58,262 --> 01:09:59,263 She. 1061 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:02,966 Simple. You put logs in her over here. 1062 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,035 And she spits sawdust out of there 1063 01:10:06,470 --> 01:10:11,675 like a baby spits cream corn on his mama's bosom. 1064 01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:19,949 -But, if you put ice in here. -Snow, baby! 1065 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,319 -Yeah hey, can we borrow it? -Her! 1066 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:24,053 -Her. -Sure. 1067 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:30,494 ♪ My head is full of pretty lumps ♪ 1068 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,705 Officer Gilbert, what are you doing here? 1069 01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:44,374 I got a message that something was delivered to my office. 1070 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:47,043 But you should be home. It's Christmas Eve. 1071 01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,512 Oh, blip blip boo. 1072 01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:05,329 Hi. 1073 01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:31,655 Dear Officer Gilbert, 1074 01:11:31,755 --> 01:11:33,857 Drake and I heard what happened when you were little, 1075 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:37,361 but that's no reason to hate Christmas or monkeys. 1076 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:39,596 Maybe the one you got way back then was 1077 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:41,398 in a bad mood or something. 1078 01:11:42,065 --> 01:11:43,733 But this one comes with a guaranteed 1079 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:45,402 certificate of sweetness. 1080 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:49,573 She's only seven months old. We hope you like her. 1081 01:11:49,673 --> 01:11:53,943 Merry Christmas, from Josh and Drake. 1082 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:57,581 Make it Drake and Josh. It sounds weird the other way. 1083 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,717 Merry Christmas from Drake and Josh. 1084 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,698 Hi. 1085 01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:19,969 You're cute, pretty little monkey. 1086 01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:04,814 How much ice do you think we'll need? 1087 01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:05,782 A lot. 1088 01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:08,151 Hey. 1089 01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:11,154 Oh hey, Luke. 1090 01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:13,857 What's going on? 1091 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:18,562 -We're gonna make it snow. -Yeah? 1092 01:13:18,662 --> 01:13:21,765 Well, why don't you guys do us a favor and just get outta here? 1093 01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:28,304 We still want you guys to have a great Christmas. 1094 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,373 Dude, game over, okay? 1095 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,077 You never cared about Mary Alice or any of us. 1096 01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,112 And when the judge or whoever asks what kind of 1097 01:13:36,212 --> 01:13:38,782 Christmas we had, we're gonna say it was the worst. 1098 01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:42,752 Whether you make it snow or not. 1099 01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:44,988 We know how you're gonna vote, 1100 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,857 but I made a promise and we're keepin' it. 1101 01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,026 Whatever. 1102 01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:53,029 You guys have fun in jail. 1103 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:06,510 -Are they still out there? -Just forget about them. 1104 01:14:14,718 --> 01:14:19,255 -Alright, all set. -Our last deed as free men. 1105 01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:23,593 Hey, What are you doing? 1106 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:25,962 This. 1107 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:33,102 You ready to turn 4,000 pounds of ice into snow? 1108 01:14:33,436 --> 01:14:35,672 Let it snow, brother. 1109 01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:50,654 -Oh! -Turn it off, turn it off! 1110 01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:56,325 That's not snow! That's ice! 1111 01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:00,564 -Come on, come on, come on! -Come on. 1112 01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:02,832 -What do we do? -I don't, I don't know! 1113 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,003 Get out of the way! 1114 01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:18,848 Mary Alice! Get out of the way! 1115 01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:54,350 -This is ludicrous! -This is a bad situation! 1116 01:15:54,618 --> 01:15:56,119 Yeah, no kidding. 1117 01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:07,130 This was my grandmother's blender, 1118 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,733 -she wanted you to have it. -Aw. 1119 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:18,374 We're demolishing a neighborhood! 1120 01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:20,744 I know, we gotta stop it! 1121 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:29,085 Go Josh! 1122 01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,423 Josh, be careful! 1123 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,563 Josh! 1124 01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:45,735 Are you okay? 1125 01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:50,073 Man, how do you turn this thing-- 1126 01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:20,336 Stop. Not cool, Josh. 1127 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,309 What's going on? 1128 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,813 Officer Gilbert? 1129 01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:34,483 -What happened? -Don't worry, you're both fine. 1130 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,420 -Just banged up a little. -How did we get here? 1131 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,455 Some police officers and I brought you home last night. 1132 01:17:39,555 --> 01:17:41,157 The wood chipper's in your garage. 1133 01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:46,295 You like your sweet monkey? 1134 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:49,833 I love her, I love her so much. 1135 01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:52,836 Thank you, guys. 1136 01:17:54,804 --> 01:17:57,406 Because of you, I once again love Christmas. 1137 01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:00,109 And monkeys. 1138 01:18:02,578 --> 01:18:04,413 Now, on another subject, 1139 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:08,551 I spoke to Mary Alice and her foster family this morning. 1140 01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:19,763 I'm gonna have to take you both to jail. 1141 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:30,473 -Okay. -Let's go. 1142 01:18:38,014 --> 01:18:40,649 He's trying to escape. 1143 01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:10,179 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 1144 01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:23,092 Okay, I don't get it. 1145 01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:25,829 You tried to make it snow at our house. 1146 01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:27,997 Even though you thought you were going to jail. 1147 01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:30,199 That was so sweet of you guys. 1148 01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:33,236 We know you didn't mean for it to turn to a drive by. 1149 01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,270 Yeah. 1150 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:38,441 Look, most of the Christmas stuff 1151 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:42,345 you guys tried to do for us well, sucked. 1152 01:19:43,046 --> 01:19:44,914 But you still taught us a lot. 1153 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:49,085 Yeah, look, we went and got our own tree. 1154 01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:50,553 It's a Guatemalan Fir. 1155 01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:53,556 -We decorated it ourselves. -And made our own cookies. 1156 01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:55,458 And a gingerbread house. 1157 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:57,693 And the whole time, me and Lily didn't pound 1158 01:19:57,861 --> 01:20:00,196 -on each other even once. -Nope. 1159 01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:05,268 But why didn't you guys do all this stuff to your own house? 1160 01:20:05,368 --> 01:20:07,136 You said Christmas was about doing nice stuff 1161 01:20:07,236 --> 01:20:08,504 for other people. 1162 01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:11,407 We wanted you guys to have a nice Christmas, too. 1163 01:20:12,175 --> 01:20:15,178 -And you shot up our house. -Yeah. 1164 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:17,914 The house, it was like totally ruined, and... 1165 01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:19,148 Lotta damage. 1166 01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:22,685 Wait, so what are the rest of you guys doing here? 1167 01:20:22,785 --> 01:20:24,753 Well, I heard that last night you boys were injured 1168 01:20:24,854 --> 01:20:26,555 'cause of some wood chipper run amok. 1169 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,491 I wanted to make sure Drake was all right. 1170 01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:31,494 -Helen called me. -Eric called me. 1171 01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:35,031 -I live here. -I heard there were cookies. 1172 01:20:41,938 --> 01:20:44,040 -Ew. -Move. 1173 01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:45,341 Mindy, you're back! 1174 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:48,277 -I heard you got hurt. -It's okay, Drake's fine. 1175 01:20:48,811 --> 01:20:50,546 -Josh? -I'm good. 1176 01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:53,516 Is it true you went to jail? And is that a monkey? 1177 01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:57,887 -A lot's happened. -Obviously, I mean-- 1178 01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,223 -Ooh, gingerbread. -Mindy? 1179 01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:04,293 Oh, yeah, do Drake and Josh have to go to jail or what? 1180 01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:08,331 Well, it's not my decision. 1181 01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:11,300 According to Judge Newman's orders 1182 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:14,470 Mary Alice and her foster siblings have to vote. 1183 01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:17,941 And the answer must be unanimous. 1184 01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,476 So, yes or no? 1185 01:21:20,843 --> 01:21:23,947 Is this the best Christmas you've ever had? 1186 01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:39,695 -Yes. -Yes. 1187 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:43,799 -Yes. -Yes. 1188 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,707 Yes. 1189 01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:09,092 Yes. 1190 01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:14,597 Hug me, brother! 1191 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:29,212 Zigfee, Zigfee! 1192 01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:31,847 That was your first English word. 1193 01:22:32,015 --> 01:22:33,082 -Yes? -Yes! 1194 01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,150 -Yes! -Yes! 1195 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,684 -Yes! -Say something else. 1196 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:39,055 Um, Merry Christmilk? 1197 01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,291 -Close enough. -Yes! 1198 01:22:42,391 --> 01:22:45,028 -Come on, let's sing it! -Yeah! 1199 01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:49,765 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmilk We wish you a merry Christmilk ♪ 1200 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:54,237 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmilk and a happy new year ♪ 1201 01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:55,438 ♪ glad tidings we-- 1202 01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:56,539 What in the world? 1203 01:22:57,873 --> 01:22:59,408 Come here, Zigfee! Whoa, what's going on? 1204 01:23:03,879 --> 01:23:05,748 It's Santa Claus. 1205 01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,121 Yep, he's stuck. 1206 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:15,258 Told you A man that big ought not be in a chimney. 1207 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,467 Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho. 1208 01:23:24,567 --> 01:23:26,369 Merry Christmas and all that stuff. 1209 01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:28,637 Bludge! 1210 01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,776 Everyone, everyone, this is my friend, mentor, 1211 01:23:33,876 --> 01:23:36,579 -and former cell mate, Bludge. -Hi. 1212 01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:38,181 What's up? 1213 01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:40,483 -Cell mate? -What's up? 1214 01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:47,123 Hey, we're all thrilled you're here, but why? 1215 01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:48,857 'Cause Josh wrote me saying you guys were 1216 01:23:48,957 --> 01:23:50,459 trying to help some kids out for Christmas. 1217 01:23:50,559 --> 01:23:51,960 He's my pen pal. 1218 01:23:52,661 --> 01:23:55,864 And the real Santa wanted me to bring you guys these. 1219 01:23:57,166 --> 01:24:00,736 Check this out. There we go. 1220 01:24:04,173 --> 01:24:05,674 Hey, check it out. 1221 01:24:06,742 --> 01:24:08,344 -Whoa. -There you go. 1222 01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:11,880 Yep, yep, yep. Here you go, we got here. 1223 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,117 Yeah, go ahead, help yourselves. 1224 01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:22,358 Where's Megan? 1225 01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:28,597 A Smith Royal oboe? 1226 01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:29,998 Merry Christmas. 1227 01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:34,002 Santa Bludge, I have a present for you. 1228 01:24:34,137 --> 01:24:35,438 -What's that? -Me! 1229 01:24:35,538 --> 01:24:39,208 Hey, all day. 1230 01:24:40,343 --> 01:24:44,213 Yeah, oh, this is so cool. 1231 01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:49,952 No way. 1232 01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:51,687 Snow! 1233 01:24:55,224 --> 01:24:58,794 -Snow? -In San Diego? 1234 01:24:58,894 --> 01:25:00,229 It's a miracle! 1235 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,604 Come on, let's go outside! 1236 01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:19,081 Come here, right here. 1237 01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:25,288 Move your arms back. 1238 01:25:25,754 --> 01:25:28,191 Oh, it's in my hair. 1239 01:25:31,494 --> 01:25:33,061 Yeah, and your legs. 1240 01:25:36,399 --> 01:25:38,301 Yeah, that's it. Look out. 1241 01:25:39,101 --> 01:25:43,206 Hey, Merry Christmas! 1242 01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:47,876 -Look! -Yeah, yeah! 1243 01:25:53,516 --> 01:25:54,483 Look out. 1244 01:25:58,321 --> 01:26:00,489 Yeah! 1245 01:26:02,425 --> 01:26:04,227 Dude! 1246 01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:06,229 How'd you make it work? 1247 01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:08,397 Cheese! 1248 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:12,335 7,000 pounds of hard cheese! 1249 01:26:12,435 --> 01:26:14,102 Sally loves it. 1250 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:18,774 Cheese. 1251 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:24,112 -Hard cheese. -Yeah, nature's fruit! 1252 01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:30,819 -What in the-- -Whoa! 1253 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:36,091 Snow? Why does it smell like cheese? 1254 01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:39,595 Look. 1255 01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,498 -Mom! -Dad! 1256 01:26:43,432 --> 01:26:44,433 You're back! 1257 01:26:49,338 --> 01:26:51,674 Wow, what's going on here? 1258 01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:54,076 -Christmas. -Christmas, baby. 1259 01:26:56,845 --> 01:26:59,014 -This is great. -Wow. 1260 01:27:02,318 --> 01:27:03,552 It's nice. 1261 01:27:05,621 --> 01:27:07,890 Look what we've accomplished, Sally! 1262 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,109 -So? -So? 1263 01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:31,179 Yes or no, is this the best Christmas you ever had? 1264 01:27:32,315 --> 01:27:34,883 It will be. After this! 1265 01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:39,588 -I'm gonna get you Nichols! -Bring it, Parker! 1266 01:27:41,056 --> 01:27:42,625 Come on, come on! 1267 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:44,226 ♪ Come on let's hear it 1268 01:27:44,327 --> 01:27:46,962 ♪ Make some noise it's Christmas time get in the spirit ♪ 1269 01:27:47,062 --> 01:27:49,665 ♪ Make some noise it's Christmas time ♪ 1270 01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:55,571 ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ 1271 01:27:55,804 --> 01:28:01,810 ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ 1272 01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:11,587 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 1273 01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:16,659 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 1274 01:28:17,192 --> 01:28:21,897 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 1275 01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:27,135 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 1276 01:28:27,403 --> 01:28:31,874 ♪ dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 1277 01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:37,112 ♪ over the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ 1278 01:28:37,212 --> 01:28:41,650 ♪ bells on bobtails ring making those spirits bright ♪ 1279 01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:46,422 ♪ what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight ♪ 1280 01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:51,527 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 1281 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:56,399 ♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 1282 01:28:57,032 --> 01:29:01,770 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 1283 01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:06,975 ♪ oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse ♪ 1284 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:11,947 ♪ open sleigh ♪ 1285 01:29:12,314 --> 01:29:18,320 ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 1286 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:29,297 Mmm. 88357