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Greta Strobe, will you marry me?

Of course, yes.

Previously on "A Million
Little Things"...

If nobody ever tries
to make a difference,

then nobody ever will.

So you want to run
against Dottie Lewis?

I'm Regina Howard,

and I'm running for
Boston City Council.

It's Benny. Do I know you?

I'm not stalking you.

I'm stalking your Corolla.

This is the first
car I ever owned.

Dad, why are you
on a dating app?

Your dad and I are splitting up.

Sometimes you don't get
to choose who you love.

No, you don't.

I know I'm ready to
let go of this house,

but I don't know that I'm ready

to let go of everything else.

Are you saying that
maybe you'd stay?

Uh, we just finished upstairs.

Okay.

Carter, when I asked
you to be our officiant,

I didn't think it would mean

a phone call every 28 seconds.

Okay, I will see you
and Delilah in an hour.

And the next time you call me,

I am sending you to voicemail.

Your voicemail is full.

I know it's full.

It's full of messages from you.

Bye.

Okay. It may be our wedding,

but this is his wedding day.

I know. I made a joke
about us eloping,

and he cried for ten minutes.

What are you guys looking at?

I wanted to check
out some photos

of Halmoni and Harboji's wedding

and see if their best
man wore a pocket square.

And he did. But don't worry.

Mine is way cooler.

Look at your Dad.

I don't think I've ever seen
him without an apron on.

You know, back in high school,

Greta used to come
by the Donut Palace

when I was working there.

Your mom was the
Princess of Donuts.

I know!

I still don't understand why

you walked away from the throne.

Right?

You know, somehow
Greta always knew

when I was working.

Yes, sure did.

What?

I got embarrassed for a second.

But then I... I remembered that

we're getting
married later today,

so I could just
tell you the truth,

which is...

I never knew when
you were working.

I just came by,
like, all the time

to see if you'd be there.

My hit ratio was like 10%.

What? I didn't know that.

My dad never told me.

Obviously he didn't approve.

No, no, I don't
think that was it.

I think he didn't
tell you because

he didn't want me to seem needy.

I mean, he would
sneak me bear claws

just to make it look like I
had come there for the donuts.

Instead of for the
princess of them.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

I wish he could be here.

Don't worry. He is.

Obviously, based on the
energy you're giving

and I'm receiving,

you weren't talking about me.

We were talking about Harboji.

Yeah, and how
totally cool he was,

even if he wasn't
slinging crullers.

He'd be so happy for you.

You know, he used to give
me donuts half-price.

Oh, really? 'Cause
Greta said...

Shh.

We're... We're
having a nice moment.

Yeah, that's exactly
what happened!

The pistons hit and
bent the valves,

which is why I keep
telling you folks,

"You gotta replace
those timing belts."

You're listening
to "The Auto Guys."

We'll be right back.

Why do you even like this show?

In the nine years
that I have known you,

I have never once seen
you work on a car.

City council elections
are coming up.

Do you know who
you're voting for?

If you're thinking
Regina Howard,

you should know the facts.

Oh, my God.

Here's what Regina Howard

had to say about
Councilwoman Lewis.

Most politicians in this city

say they want to
help the homeless,

but Councilwoman Lewis is
actually doing something.

A ringing endorsement.

And yet now - she's running against her.
- What?!

Just another example
of how Regina Howard

flip-flops on the issues.

She has no experience
in public office.

In fact, her only experience
in the private sector

is two failed restaurants.

Regina Howard equals failure.

And failure is not
what Boston needs.

That's enough of that.

I've only been in the
race for two weeks,

and she already has
attack ads out against me?

What I'm hearing is,
she's scared of you.

Yeah, I... I would
be scared of me, too,

after hearing that.

I... I mean, she's not wrong.

Two of my restaurants failed.

Yeah, but then you
got back on your feet,

started a new business,
and it's thriving.

Oh, we got to fight back.

We got to fight fire with fire.

No, I don't... I don't
want to stoop to her level.

Gina, this is what it
means to be in politics.

It's a dirty game.

Hey, Benny, just
calling to make sure

we're still on for Friday.

What am I hearing?
Are you peeing?

'Cause we're not
there yet, Benjamin.

No, I'm not peeing.

You'll be happy to know
I'm washing the car.

Oh, you're washing my car?

No, I'm washing my car,
which we know is mine

because if it were your car,
I wouldn't be washing it.

Haha.

We're all set for Friday.

I found four other guys.

Good.

Rome and Eddie are in as
long as the guys you bring

aren't ringers like last time.

Ringers?

Just 'cause your best
player is in a wheelchair...

Hey, hey, you should
save the smack talk

for Friday, alright?

Hey, Gary.

Oh, excuse me.

My very attractive roommate

has entered the room.

What's up? Inez just called.

She has a fever,

so she can't watch Javi tonight.

I might just swing by the mall

and get a tuxedo onesie.

They'll never have your size.

Boom. Roasted.

Ha.

I don't want to be the couple

that brings a baby to a wedding.

What if he cries
during my toast, huh?

Steps on my laughs?

I have a... I have a Seinfeld

cadence thing going on.

Okay. People are
gonna love it.

Hey, if you want, I
can look after him.

I'm just staying in
tonight and doing laundry.

Look at you, doing
laundry, washing cars.

How about you come over here,

watch Javi tonight,

and you can use our
laundry machines for free?

Uh, Gary... Deal.

Say... like 4:00-ish.

That give you enough
time to vacuum

the inside of my car?

Bye.

Boom.

What did you just do?

What did I just do?

I just solved a problem
within 14 seconds

of you presenting it to me.

I should throw on
some headphones

and cut to a commercial because
you're in the room with...

Why is your face doing that?

I'm not leaving our
4-month-old baby

with some rando whose
only decision making

I'm aware of is buying
your old lemon of a car.

Benny's not a rando.

He's great.

And he's majoring in
children's literature.

Oh, poor decision number two.

Okay, that's fair.

But he could probably
read his senior thesis

to Javi as a bedtime story.

I don't know the guy.

Yeah, I do.

I'm going to call Eddie and see

if he has any sitters
he can recommend.

How about we go with a
sitter that I can recommend?

Eddie? Talk about
poor decisions.

I don't want to wear it.

Charlie?! I don't
want to wear it!

I take it she loves the dress.

More than life itself.

I spent the whole car ride
trying to explain to her

that you and I had a baby,

even though we
never had a wedding.

Oh, so I don't miss all
the fun parenting moments.

Hey, I'm sorry I didn't offer

to have you stay with us.

I just didn't want it - to be confusing for her.
- I get it.

But you don't have to
worry about that anymore,

'cause I, uh, started
looking at places,

and I should have
something soon.

So it's official.
You're staying.

Yeah, I am.

Oh, it's Carter.

He wants to make
sure I'm in the car.

Hi. Yes, I'm in
the car right now.

You don't hear the blinker?

So bad.

Okay, fine. I'm
almost in the car.

But I had to take your call.

So, really, you're
the one delaying me.

Everyone take one, Okay?

It'll help with nausea
when we're on the boat.

Oh, smart.

And nobody is allowed to yak
on these sweatshirts, alright?

I spent way too much effort
hand-painting that "S."

Guys, a wedding on the water.

It's going to be so beautiful.

There's actually a really
sweet story behind it.

When Greta was a kid,
she used to watch

"The Love Boat"
with her parents.

Yeah, every week,

couples would board
that boat and find love.

Hence the name.

Sure, they'd fight when
they got to Acapulco,

but by the time they
got to Mazatlán,

oh, set for happily ever after.

Of course, it was
a different time

and catered exclusively

to heterosexual
same-race couples.

Totally.

And if you saw a black
female guest star

in the opening credits,

you knew Isaac was
gonna get some.

Oh, I would watch that show

every Saturday night each week.

I'd just... Dying to see
a gay couple on there.

- Oh.
- There... There never was one.

That's why we want
to get in a boat

and tell the world
we're in love.

Oh, that's amazing.

Also, every other
venue was booked.

Oh, no, it's really coming down.

Oh, don't worry.

I checked the forecast
on three different apps.

It's just a passing drizzle.

Coast Guard won't let
us leave the dock.

I'm sorry.

Your wedding's not
happening today.

- Get in. get in.
- Yeah, I'm soaked.

If it gets any worse out there,

I call dibs on the
life preserver.

This is a disaster.

We need to call
everyone and postpone.

Ahoy there, Mateys.

Welcome to the Salty Seagull.

Pick your poison.

Oh, sorry. We just ducked in

to step out of the rain...

I'll take a vodka tonic.

And if there's any kind
of early-bird special

to double it for a dollar,

sign me up.

You got it.

The name's Lukasz.

Um, the rest of you,

let me know if I can
get you anything.

Thank you.

I can't believe this.

Oh, the boat was booked out

for the next three months.

I'm going to start making calls.

Give me the RSVP list.

Alright.

Wait, don't call anyone yet.

I think I just got an idea.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, no, no.

I... I totally understand.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're... You're busy
'cause you're in demand.

That's...

Oh, you do?

That would be great. Uh, yeah.

What is her number? Uh-huh.

And how old is your niece?

Hey, can you ask whoever
that is to hold on for a sec?

Uh, Janice, would you mind
holding on for one sec?

Janet, sorry. Sorry. Yeah.

Could you hold on
for one second?

Sorry.

I think I found somebody.

Yeah, I heard.

You're going to leave
our baby with someone

you've never met
who came recommended

by someone else
you've never met,

instead of leaving
him with my friend.

Janet, I need to call you back.

You can read as many
books as you want,

but just make sure
that Javi is down

sometime between
7:25 and 7:30.

Anywhere in that
five-minute window.

I know these times
are specific, but...

Hey, I get it.

The key to sleep training
is staying consistent.

My sister's going through
it with my nephew right now.

Oh, so you have a baby nephew

that's... that's approximately
the same age as Javier?

Yeah, the little
guy's five months now.

Just a little older
than you, buddy.

They live on the West Coast.
Can't wait to meet him.

Oh. So like I said,

sometime between
7:25 and 7:30.

Where is Javi?

There he is.

Where is Javi?

There he is.

Admittedly, the
bit is pedestrian,

but he's crushing it.

He does appear to
be crushing it.

Alright, gentlemen, we're off.

We'll be back, uh, no
later than 12:00, 12:30.

We'll be home by 11:00.

The woman lives for local news.

See you later.

Okay, Gina, when the
caterers get here,

direct them to the kitchen.

On it.

Um, does this place
have a kitchen?

Yeah. Okay, great.

Thank you.

Rome, can you help move

some of the tables to
clear out the space?

Consider it done.

Carter, make sure the florist

knows where we are.

Aye, aye, Captain!

I don't care that
I'm not on a boat.

I promised myself I
would say that today.

Brides, something tells
me that this place

does not shy away from
a little holiday decor.

Can you check the stock room

and see if you can
find something subtle?

Yep. We're on it.

D, are you sure we
can make this place

look good enough
for our wedding?

Trust me, it's
going to look great.

All we need to do is take
everything tacky off the walls,

which is basically everything.

No offense.

Despite what my
outfit might suggest,

I have no emotional
connection to this job.

Eddie, hey. Good news.

When I was out picking
up the tealight candles,

I found the acrylic paint
for the life preserver.

It's midnight blue,
which honestly,

looks no different
from 11:00 p.m. blue.

Amazing.

Don't forget Greta's suit.

Yeah, it's right here.

Oh, my God.

Charlie. What?

I made it pretty.

I got to call you back.

Man, we're gonna need a boat

just to get to the wedding
that is no longer on a boat.

Oh. Uh-oh.

Benny.

Aww, look at that.

Even with the disguise,

our little guy is really cute.

It's a winner.

Almost makes up for the fact

that he has such an
overprotective mom.

Are we... we gonna
talk about this now?

We can or we could just
forget it ever happened?

That seems... That seems right.

Let's do that.

I'm sorry.

I just... It's really
hard for me to leave him.

Believe me when I
say that I get it.

It's also hard for
me to leave him.

I also want him left in
the best possible care.

Sometimes it feels like
you're the manager,

and I can't even get
a key to the register.

What are you talking about?

We make all of our parenting
decisions together.

Are you really bringing
up the home birth?

No, actually, that's
not what I was thinking.

But it is a good example

of how me not being on
board with something

doesn't keep it from happening

the way it does with you.

Name one other thing.

Sleep training.

You told me you supported that.

Yeah. After you bought out
an entire Barnes Noble.

I just wanted you to
know the benefits of it.

No.

You basically gave
me an ultimatum.

Agree with me

or do a book report on
this huge stack of books.

You're right.
I'm... I'm sorry.

I think it's just really
hard for me to let go.

I'm not just saying this for me.

It's good for you, too.

And I think it's important
that Javi see his parents

as a united front.

You don't have to raise
our kid by yourself.

I just need to accept that

you're the Kathie
Lee to my Hoda.

Huh. Well...

I'm diverse, so
that makes me Hoda.

You're just the white
lady that sits next to me

drinking wine way too early.

The kitchen is this way.

And you know what?

Let's all agree to
wait till Monday

to tell the health inspector

about whatever we
may find in there.

Yeah, just over there.

Cool.

Thought you should see this?

Councilwoman Lewis,
before you head out,

I would like to show
you where our volunteers

are putting together the meals

for the free school
lunch program.

It'll only take a minute.

Oh, take two.

Unbelievable.

We have to feed
these kids now, too?

Do their parents
not do anything?

What's next?

Are we going to be tucking
them into bed at night?

Oh, my God.

Why would someone
send this to me?

It's horrible.

What are you talking about?

This is great. Wait
till people see this.

What? I am not showing
this to anybody.

Oh, you have to.

She's playing ads with
a glowing sound bite

that you gave her.

People need to hear
this sound bite, too.

No. I... I want to win

because my constituents
see who I am

and want me to represent them,

not because I engage in
character assassination.

You need to respond
because the longer that ad

sits out there with no response,

the more people are
going to believe it.

You know, you have
really good handwriting.

I better. I write things on
people's bodies permanently.

A fair point.

Hm. Whoo!

Mom? Dad? Uh, what are
you two doing here?

Hi, honey.

You realize it's
your wedding day?

You look surprised to see us.

Oh, just surprised
to see you together.

Not "together" together.

If there's a... a singles table,

sign me up.

We just came by to drop off

something special for Katherine.

Oh, that's...
That's really sweet.

It was your mother's idea.

It's a little something sexy

for Katherine to wear
on your wedding night.

It was your mother's idea.

And yet you did
nothing to stop her?

Sweetie, look, I know
that this was not

what you had planned,

but if it makes
you feel any better

on our wedding day,

everything went to
hell in a hand basket.

I always say the
worst wedding days

result in the best marriages.

I don't know if you've seen
Dad's dating profile recently,

but you two are separated.

Yeah, I did see it, actually.

It came up on mine.

Don't worry. I swiped left.

Oh, my God.

Why are you telling me this
right before my wedding?

You were right, Lon.

She is a bridezilla.

Unbelievable.

This can't be happening.

Greta?

Hey.

This is a disaster.

And I know you're going to say

everything's going
to be fine, but...

No, you're right.

This is a total tear-down.

This is not what I hoped
for for our wedding day.

I don't want to be one of
those couples that says,

"Oh, everything going wrong

on the wedding day,
that's a good thing."

Then 25 years later, I
see you on a dating app

and I have to swipe left!

My parents are here.

Oh.

You know what's great about us?

Not our wedding-planning
abilities.

No, those are literally
in the toilet.

What's great about us

is that when one
of us is spiraling,

the other one steps up.

And unless I'm mistaken,

it seems like you're
the one that needs

to be spiraling right now.

So it's my turn to step up.

We are getting married
today, right here.

I mean, not right
here, but out there.

You really want to get
married in this gross bar?

Gross is an understatement.

This may be the most depressing
bar I have ever seen.

And I went to all of
Eddie's early gigs.

So if you're asking me,
"Do I want to get married

in this tacky bar?"
the answer is no.

But if the question is,

"Do I always want
to be able to say

that I was married to you
for as long as possible?"

the answer is absolutely yes.

So I pick this
dump of a bar today

over any beautiful venue

that we might be able to find

two weeks from now.

Because that way, for
the rest of forever,

I can say that I
was married to you

for two weeks longer
than I would have been.

Well, when you put
it like that...

Delilah's out there

putting lipstick on this pig.

Whatever it ends
up looking like,

we are going to have
a wonderful wedding.

Because the truth is...

the only thing I'm going
to be looking at is you.

While you are in a good mood...

Mm-hmm?

My mother bought you lingerie.

I cannot believe that
you are moving back.

What made you want
to leave France?

Was it the art, the wine,
the incredible bread?

I get it. It's enough already.

Well, selling the house

brought me back to the States.

And then since I've been back,

I just realized how
much I missed you guys.

We missed you, too.

And I missed too many things

with Sophie and Danny.

Their life is here.

And Charlie should
be near her dad.

Yeah.

How is all of that going?

What do you mean?

I mean co-parenting when
you're not a couple.

Oh.

I-I know that

even for me and Gary,
it's difficult sometimes.

Well...

Eddie's been really
incredibly sweet

about everything.

I mean, sure, we've
had our growing pains,

but I think we're just both

determined to make it work.

Whatever that means.

What does that mean?

What? No, no, no.

It's not like that.

Is it because you
don't want it to be?

You know, D,

I came into this friend group

after all of that.

If memory serves,

you still got caught in
some of the crossfire.

Yes, indeed. And
that was super fun.

But my point is, ever
since you got back,

whenever I see you
and Eddie together,

it just makes sense.

And, you know,

all the things and the reasons

why you couldn't
be together before

aren't really here.

They are, though.

There's kids involved,

and I don't want to do anything

that would hurt
them or Eddie or...

anyone else.

Whatever Eddie and I were,

he... he's moved on.

So have I.

Here it is.

Are you sure this is okay?

I think it is beautiful idea.

I go help Katherine get ready.

Okay. Right through there.

Look what I found!

Hey, sweetie.

Oh! Charlie, put that down.

Charlotte!

You see that guy
chasing the toddler

who's sprinting with a dart?

That's the babysitter
recommendation

that you valued more than mine.

Way to be the bigger person.

Charlie! Put it down now!

Give me that.

Oh, thank you.

You're welcome.

Is that my suit?

Yeah, about that...

Oh, God. What happened?

What happened is an
amazing plan "B."

Have I seen what's
in this bag before?

Actually, you have.

Oh, yes, please,
definitely be cryptic.

I haven't had enough
surprises on my wedding day.

Quick question.

Am I still marrying
the same person?

The day's not over yet.

Ooh, scissors!

Charlie!

If you're Greta, don't come in.

It's just me.

Wow.

Mm. Thank you.

I knew I needed to see
you before the ceremony.

Otherwise we'd be in for
even more waterworks.

Also, I'm here to give you
a gentle kick in the tush.

It's go time.
Everyone's ready.

We're just missing a bride.

You! No, Greta's out there.

I... I was trying to be cute.

It backfired. Okay.
Thanks, Carter.

You can cue the music.
There's music, right?

It's gonna be great.

Thanks so much, Mom.

I wish Dad could be here today.

But I'm so glad

you get to walk me down
the aisle this time.

Gentle kick.

Oh.

♪ Sometimes it amazes me

♪ How strong the
power of love can be ♪

♪ Sometimes you just
take my breath away ♪

♪ You watch my love
grow like a child ♪

♪ Sometimes gentle
and sometimes wild ♪

♪ Sometimes you just
take my breath away ♪

Is that Dad's tuxedo?

Mm.

♪ Beauty is there
in all I see ♪

♪ And when I feel
your eyes on me ♪

♪ Ooh, don't you know you
just take my breath away? ♪

Good evening.

Dearly beloved, the
rain could not stop us.

When we were growing up,

I never thought I'd have
the chance to be myself,

and I certainly never
thought I'd get the chance

to be myself with you.

I mean, I dreamed about it.

I wrote about it in
my... In my diary.

A lot, in detail.

But I-I never thought it
would actually happen.

In high school, our
English teacher always said

the best stories are
surprising and inevitable.

And that's what our love is.

Katherine,

I loved you when we were young,

I love you now, and I
will love you forever.

Greta, I love that
you're wearing

what my dad wore
on his wedding day.

The idea that for
the rest of my life,

whenever I open my
eyes in the morning,

you'll be there,

is my dream come true.

I learned only this morning

that you used to come
by the donut shop

to try to run into me.

It's like my dad somehow
knew before I did

that we were meant
to be together.

He was just giving
you those donuts

as a way to convince
you to be patient,

to wait for me,

to be ready.

Greta...

I am ready.

I'm ready to laugh.

I'm ready to love.

But most of all, I'm ready
for all the happiness

that you finally made me
realize that I deserve.

They're supposed to do
that after I tell them to,

but I get it.

♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here getting loose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose

♪ Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby ♪

♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here making news ♪

You remember the last time
we were at a big party

and you snuck into the coat
room to make out with me?

I know where you're
going with this.

And now we can just make out
right here in front of everyone.

Actually, I was gonna
to suggest that later

we sneak off to the coat room
and make this thing official.

♪ Blame it on my juice

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya

♪ Blame it on my juice, blame
it, blame it on my juice ♪

Oh, my God! Six o'clock.

♪ No, I'm not a snack at all ♪

Okay. It's Delilah
dancing with her kids.

I don't think that's
an "Oh, my God."

Sorry. My six o'clock.

♪ Ain't my fault that I'm
out here getting loose ♪

Oh, my God. I know.

Wow. I can't stop watching.

I know!

It's like the sex-ed video

they showed us in
the eighth grade.

With the same actors.

Yeah, well, good for them.

Greta wanted them to
get back together.

Oh, no, they're
not back together.

Yeah, in the buffet
line, Lana told us

that her and Lon are now
"Parents with Benefits."

Yikes!

Wait. Where is his other hand?

- Gary.
- Please, just...

let me have this.

Mnh-mnh. No, no, no,
no.♪ Got lost in my DMs

♪ What, my DMs

Hey, sweetie.

The caterer is getting
you chicken nuggets. Huh?

Ooh, and after that,

Danny and Milo are gonna
drive you and, uh, Theo back.

Until then, please,

have some fun out here.

Wait, Dad. Dance with us.

Yeah, Daddy. Dance with us.

Yeah, Daddy, dance with us!

Come on! Okay.

Hey, let me have your phone.

I want to take a picture
of all of us together.

♪ Blame it on my juice

Aw!

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee Picture!

Guys ready? Yes.

♪ Blame it, blame
it on my juice ♪

♪ Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee ♪

- Nuggets!
- Oh, uh, I got her.

You go chase that nugget.

May I have this dance, please?

Oh, I don't know if I know how.

Why don't we figure
it out together?

Okay.

You... Whoa.

Ooh!

Ahhh!

Now me.♪ With memories

Ooh!♪ Of days gone by

All right.

What's up, Charlie? You
gonna eat all those?

Not if there's no dipping sauce.

I'll go get you some.

But you stay here
with Uncle Gary, okay?

'Kay.

Dipping sauce.

What's this?

Hey, it's Jon. Uh...

I was hoping to speak to you,
not just leave a message...

Can I borrow that?
♪ With memories

I just need you
to do me a favor.

Love each other.

♪ That never die

You've gotta be kidding me.

It's not the last call he made.

No, yeah, it was.

When I came in to
give him the mail,

he was standing on the balcony

just finishing up the call.

He made a call right after that.

To you.

Thank you, ma'am.

I'm gonna go check on the kids.

So you must go.

What the hell is this, Ed?

Huh?

Jon left you a voicemail?!

Please. Not here, okay?

I don't want to wreck
Katherine's wedding.

Start talking, Ed.

I know, man. I'm sorry.

I just felt so guilty.

You have every
right to be angry.

I'm not angry. I'm furious.

You've been sitting on
this the whole time?!

I didn't know how to tell you.

I don't care about me.

You have a child with her.

The last thing Jon did

was give you permission
to be with Delilah.

No, he was telling me
that he knew about us.

It might have sounded
like that the first time

you heard it, but
think, man, think.

Come on.

We know so much more now.

The man was suffering.

So much so that he couldn't
take care of the people

that he loved, but he
knew that you loved D.

You still love her, don't you?

Gary, come on, man.

Yes or no?

That is very complicated.

It's really not.

When I was trying to make
things work with Katherine,

- I meant every moment of that.
- And I don't know if you heard,

but Katherine is
married to a woman now.

That door is so closed
for you on so many levels.

And to be honest, it's a wonder

that it was ever even
a little bit open.

Yeah, but there's kids involved.

What kids? Huh?

The one you have in common?

Or the ones that you
helped through everything

while she was in France?

Or your son, who I just watched

you and Delilah and
Charlie dance with

together like a family?

The family that you should be.

Ed, the only person that's
keeping the two of you

from being together now is you.

What if everyone hates us?

I'm the president of
everyone who hates everyone.

And I am begging you to do this.

Trust me.

I'll find another
reason to hate you.

You okay?

Ugh! Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Gary, we need to get
you to a hospital, man.

No, Ed, no. We're
not gonna do that.

Like you said,

we're not gonna wreck
Katherine's wedding.

But, Gary, come on!

No.

Don't make this the
reason that I hate you.

Ugh.

Yeah, we're okay.

Okay.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

I have a toast to give.

And then you met Eddie,
and that was what we will

affectionately call a detour.

But seriously, Katherine,

you are such an incredible
friend to all of us.

And the truth is,

you haven't always gotten
as much back from us

as you've given,
which is why I think

I speak for everyone when
I say we are so thrilled

that you found Greta.

It's been some crazy times.

You met so many people.

A lot of wins,
couple body blows,

but... but mostly wins.

And then one day you just said,

"Nah, what I really want is
what I had in the eighth grade."

And what did that
look like, huh?

Trading friendship bracelets

and watching "My
So-Called Life."

Slumber parties. You know
what I'm talking about.

We don't need to
know everything,

but I'd like to
know a few things.

This is probably, uh,
an understatement,

but our friend group
has been through a lot,

especially these last few years.

And, uh, we're often reminded
of just how short life can be...

Sorry. Sorry.

Uh, of just how short
life can be. Be.

And, uh, as someone
who found my...

My soul mate later in life,

I just gotta say,
watching you two

make every moment count

is so beautiful...

and inspiring

and...

You know, at the end of the day,

we just... we gotta remember
what's most important,

and that...

is that we love each other.

Right?

I know I don't say
it enough, but...

I love you guys.

To eighth-grade love.

Eighth-grade love!

Congratulations, you two, huh?

We are married.

We totally are.

You know, I'm gonna
clink glasses,

but I'm not gonna
drink because champagne

gives me a headache,

and I don't want to
have a headache later.

Fair enough.

Between you wearing what
my dad wore to his wedding

and me having lingerie
that your mom got me,

um, what do you say that
tonight we just cuddle?

Wow!

There really is a drop-off
in sex once you get married.

You guys, thank you so much
for giving me a lift home.

Surge pricing in the rain
is ridiculous, am I right?

Greta, if you're really not
gonna drink that champagne,

I'm a little parched
from the ceremony.

Thank you.

Are you sure you
want to do this?

You said I need to
respond to Dottie.

This is how I want to respond.

Okay, let's go live.

Hello. I'm Regina Howard.

And as you probably know,

I'm running for
Boston City Council.

By now, I'm sure many of
you have heard the attack ad

put out by my opponent,
Councilwoman Dottie Lewis.

Well, it's my turn to
tell you something.

Politics are full of people
who will tear you down

just to get ahead.

That's why so many great
people don't run for office.

And it's a part of
running for office

I wish I didn't have to face.

But if this is the
price of admission,

then I'm willing to pay it
because I care about Boston,

and I care about our community.

And, yeah,

two of my restaurants did fail.

But I have a new company,
and it's thriving

because I never give up,

which is the real
thing Boston needs...

Someone who will fight for you,

someone who knows
your struggles,

because I've been there, too.

What a beautiful night.

I can't believe
we pulled it off.

It's like we set
up a whole party

for Greta's parents to make out.

What is it?

Listen, D, I overheard you
talking to Maggie earlier

about why you're staying, and...

to be honest, part of
me was hoping you'd say

it was because of us.

And I know you told
Maggie that I'm over you,

but the truth is, I am not.

And after tonight, I just
couldn't wait another mi...

Ugh! Oof.

All right, going forward,

I'm just gonna have to wrap
my head around the idea

that everybody knows
that I am short.

Ah.

I texted Benny.

Oh, I did, too.

Like 67 times, so...

You were right.
He's fantastic.

And I know I need to be
better at co-parenting.

Nah, you're doing great.

Yeah, the truth is,
Javi's very lucky

to have his mom take the lead.

Okay. What is
going on with you?

You've been acting all
weird and sappy all night.

And you... You just
missed our turn.

We have to make a stop first.

That's why I texted Benny.

And Dr. Stein.

Earlier tonight, I...

I coughed up some blood.

So we need to go
to the hospital.