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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,043 HMM, I MADE THE FRONT PAGE 2 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,578 OF THE DAILY BADGERIAN AGAIN. 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,280 WHAT'S IT SAY? 4 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:17,918 "PHYSICS PROFESSOR CALLS EINSTEIN IDIOT. 5 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:22,390 PROCLAIMS SELF MUCH SMARTER." 6 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:23,857 SOMETHING SMELLS DIVINE. 7 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,326 IT'S ME. 8 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,129 I JUST KNOW IT'S ME. 9 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:31,965 [WIND BLOWS] 10 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:34,102 OOH, LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS. 11 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,204 OH, THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE ME. 12 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:39,373 SO DOES THAT ONE. 13 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,775 THAT ONE MAKES ME LOOK FAT. 14 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,877 LOOK, THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A POODLE. 15 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,247 A DARK, MENACING POODLE. 16 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,017 MMM, AND IT'S WHIZZING LIGHTNING. 17 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,119 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO IN. 18 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,420 YEAH. YEAH. 19 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,422 HARRY, YOU COMING? 20 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,490 YEAH, JUST A SEC. 21 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:57,425 DON'T BE LONG. 22 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,928 HEY, THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A GIANT FUNNEL 23 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:04,398 WITH MOBILE HOMES STUCK IN IT. 24 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,700 OOH, LOOK, A FLYING COW! 25 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:10,070 [WIND BLOWS] 26 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:18,479 DICK! 27 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,883 AAH! 28 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:30,124 WHERE AM I? 29 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,627 WHO AM I? 30 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,999 MARY, YOU'RE HERE. 31 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,367 I DIDN'T SEE YOUR CAR. 32 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,436 I HAVE A NEW PARKING SPACE. 33 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,737 REALLY? WHERE? 34 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,405 THERE. 35 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,507 WHERE? 36 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,574 THERE. 37 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,610 WHOO! 38 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,644 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 39 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,214 THAT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. 40 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,116 I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOUR LITTLE PINE TREE. 41 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,684 YEAH, IT'S A GREAT SPACE, ISN'T IT? 42 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,420 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 43 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,522 THE UNIVERSITY SHOULD'VE OFFERED IT TO ME FIRST! 44 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,357 I'M THE STAR OF THE FACULTY! 45 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,658 I'M THE ONE WHOSE BRAIN EVERYONE WANTS 46 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,127 TO DISSECT FOR SCIENCE. 47 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,730 RIGHT, FOR SCIENCE. 48 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,897 I DESERVE IT! 49 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,032 I HAVE TENURE! 50 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:47,235 TENURE! 51 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,536 I SUPPOSE IF SOMEONE STICKS AROUND 52 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,037 A THIRD-RATE UNIVERSITY LONG ENOUGH, 53 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:53,607 THEY HAVE TO RECOGNIZE HER LACK OF DRIVE SOMEHOW. 54 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,142 DICK, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 55 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,777 I'M NOT OVERREACTING. 56 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,313 OVERREACTING WOULD BE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY 57 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,282 AND TELLING HIM EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. 58 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,216 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 59 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,484 STRAIGHT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY 60 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,885 AND TELLING HIM EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. 61 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,554 OH, DICK, IT'S A PARKING SPACE! 62 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,788 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD! 63 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:08,356 NUH-UH! 64 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:08,989 YUH-HUH! 65 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,424 PLLLLLT! 66 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,698 SIT DOWN. 67 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,166 TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 68 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,969 PRESIDENT DEWEY, A GREAT INJUSTICE HAS BEEN COMMITTED. 69 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,972 OH, HAVE I BEEN INDICTED? 70 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,140 WORSE. I DON'T LIKE MY PARKING SPACE. 71 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,609 YES, THAT IS TROUBLESOME. 72 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,779 I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF G-34. 73 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,081 NOW THAT'S A GOOD SPOT. I LIKE THAT SPOT. 74 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,816 AND YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. I LIKE YOU. 75 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,651 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 76 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,421 THE SPACE. 77 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,355 OH, SORRY. 78 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,223 THAT'S FOR TENURED PERSONNEL ONLY. 79 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,626 THEN I ORDER YOU TO GIVE ME AN EVEN CLOSER SPOT. 80 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,027 DICK, I'M GONNA DO YOU A FAVOR. 81 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:47,995 YOU'RE GIVING ME THE SPACE? 82 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,498 NO, I'M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY. 83 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,832 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M UPSET? 84 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,268 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GOING TO LET YOU DO WHATEVER YOU THINK IS RIGHT. 85 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,703 WELL, THEN I-- 86 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,870 I'M GOING TO TAKE THE SPACE. 87 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,306 SORRY, NO CAN DO. 88 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,374 CIGAR? 89 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,241 I'M WARNING YOU, 90 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,311 EITHER YOU GIVE ME THAT SPACE OR I QUIT! 91 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,912 AH, I UNDERSTAND. 92 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:05,913 WHAT SPACE ARE YOU IN NOW? 93 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,815 X-17. WHY? 94 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,817 BECAUSE I'M GIVING THAT TO MY SECRETARY. 95 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,724 ALL RIGHT, FOR STARTERS, 96 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,426 LOOKS LIKE THE STORM KNOCKED OFF SOME SHINGLES. 97 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,893 YOU LOSE ANYTHING ELSE? 98 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,562 I DON'T KNOW. LIKE WHAT? 99 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,330 DID YOU HAVE ANY GUTTERS? 100 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,030 NO. 101 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,097 NO. SCREENS? 102 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,265 ANTENNAS? NO. 103 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,600 DIRECT SATELLITE TV? 104 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,972 YES. 105 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,675 UM, EXCUSE ME. 106 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:39,012 UM, IS THIS 417 PENSDALE ROAD? 107 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,047 YEAH. 108 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,650 ARE YOU MY WIFE? 109 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,284 NO. 110 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,653 GOOD. 111 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,590 HARRY, YOU'RE BACK. 112 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,660 OH, WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 113 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,527 WOW! 114 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:56,930 ARE YOU MY WIFE? 115 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,198 YEAH, RIGHT. 116 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,737 HARRY, WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 117 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,072 JEEZ, HARRY, YOU'RE A MESS. 118 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:05,906 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 119 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,808 WELL, I'M NOT SURE. 120 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,111 MY MIND'S A COMPLETE BLANK. 121 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:11,779 SO THEN YOU'RE FINE. 122 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,114 YEAH, THAT'S A RELIEF, HONEY. 123 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,516 YOU GO WATCH YOUR STORIES. 124 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,084 I'LL MAKE YOU SOME TOAST. 125 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,153 NO SOFA. 126 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,555 THAT'S WEIRD. 127 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,261 HMM. 128 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,230 "HIGH COMMANDER'S LOG BOOK." 129 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,866 WELL, THIS SOUNDS INTERESTING. 130 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,635 "JANUARY 9th: 131 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,004 "WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ASSUMED HUMAN FORM 132 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,138 "AND HAVE TRICKED THE EARTHLINGS 133 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,074 INTO THINKING THAT WE ARE OF THEIR SPECIES." 134 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:52,285 OH, MY GOD. 135 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,321 THEY'RE ALIENS. 136 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,593 * LA LA LA 137 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,095 Mary: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 138 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,397 NOPE. I DID IT. 139 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,698 WALKED OFF THE JOB, 140 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,333 STUCK IT TO THE MAN, 141 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,236 TOLD HIM TO KISS MY HAIRY POLENTA. 142 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,904 BANGO! 143 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,072 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 144 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,340 I COULDN'T BE MORE SERIOUS. 145 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,478 NOW, PLEASE, PASS ME MR. POTATO MAN. 146 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,779 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 147 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,113 BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR. 148 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,381 WELL, LIFE ISN'T FAIR. 149 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,550 WELL, YOU COULD REMEDY THAT, MARY, 150 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,884 BY GIVING ME THE SPACE. 151 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:24,852 BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO ME. 152 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,654 WELL, LIFE ISN'T FAIR. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. 153 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:27,488 LET IT GO, DICK. 154 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,190 FINE. 155 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,925 UH, THAT'S UNIVERSITY PROPERTY. 156 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:32,760 WELL, THEY SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT 157 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:36,396 BEFORE GIVING AWAY MY PARKING SPACE. 158 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,698 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 159 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,967 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 160 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,301 I GIVE DEWEY ABOUT 10 MINUTES 161 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,537 BEFORE HE COMES CRAWLING BACK TO ME. 162 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,110 NINA, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THE WATER COOLER? 163 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,762 Sally: DICK? 164 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:09,930 DICK! 165 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,866 YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE FOR 10 DAYS. 166 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:13,767 FOR THE LAST TIME, 167 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,235 THE UNIVERSITY IS NOT GONNA CALL. 168 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,771 OH, THEY'LL CALL. 169 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,507 OH, THEY'LL CALL. 170 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,207 AND WHEN THEY DO, 171 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,109 THIS PHONE IS GOING TO REALLY, 172 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:25,012 REALLY RING. 173 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,180 I JUST WONDER IF IT'S WORTH GETTING ALL MESHUGENAH 174 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,382 OVER A PARKING SPACE. 175 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,719 DICK, I HATE TO INTERRUPT THE CREEPFEST, 176 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,154 BUT WOULD YOU STOP THINKING OF YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE 177 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,288 AND THINK OF THE MISSION? 178 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,089 OH, MY GOD. 179 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,526 THEY'RE ON A MISSION. 180 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,060 I AM THE MISSION! 181 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,695 HERE WE CAME TO THIS PITIFUL PLANET 182 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,064 TO EXPERIENCE THE HUMAN CONDITION. 183 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,398 AND FROM ALL THAT I CAN ASCERTAIN, 184 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,200 THE HUMAN CONDITION REQUIRES NOTHING MORE 185 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,435 THAN COMPLETE AND UTTER 186 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,938 SOLIPSISTIC SELF-ABSORPTION! 187 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,740 AND YOU CAN INCLUDE THAT IN YOUR NEXT TRANSMISSION 188 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:53,907 TO THE YOU KNOW WHO! 189 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,376 AW, WHO? 190 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,545 THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 191 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,580 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING?! 192 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:03,183 OH, THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 193 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,052 HA HA HA HA HA. 194 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,091 THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME, FATHER. 195 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:15,428 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN. 196 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,397 WELL, THAT'S WHY THEY PAY ME 197 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:21,301 THE BIG BUCKS, YOU KNOW. 198 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,002 FATHER? 199 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:22,736 HMM? 200 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,138 IF SOMEONE, SAY A FAMILY MEMBER, 201 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,040 HAD HELPED YOU, CARED FOR YOU, 202 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,375 GIVEN YOU SHELTER, 203 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,044 AND YOU KNEW SOMETHING TERRIBLE ABOUT THEM, 204 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,614 IT'D BE OK TO TURN THEM OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES 205 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:37,050 FOR DISSECTION, WOULDN'T IT? 206 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,351 ARE THEY DANGEROUS? 207 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:40,888 I DON'T KNOW! 208 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:45,726 I'M SO ALONE AND CONFUSED. 209 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,596 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 210 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,429 THERE'S SOMEONE UP THERE 211 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:52,833 WHO'S WATCHING OVER EVERYTHING YOU DO 212 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,869 AT ALL TIMES. 213 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:56,436 THERE IS? 214 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:57,771 MM-HMM. 215 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,372 IS THIS PERSON CALLED 216 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,208 THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 217 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,012 HE GOES BY MANY NAMES. 218 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,847 AND YOU KNOW HIM. 219 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,915 KNOW HIM? 220 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,683 I WORK FOR HIM. 221 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,322 I SEE. 222 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,658 WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, FATHER. 223 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,766 OH, MY GOD! 224 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,801 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! 225 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,243 WE'RE OUT OF CEREAL. 226 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,348 WE'RE OUT OF MILK. 227 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,582 WE'RE OUT OF MONEY. 228 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,417 WHAT, NO MILK? 229 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,386 WHAT AM I GONNA USE IN MY COFFEE? 230 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,589 NO PROBLEM. WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE, TOO. 231 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,624 HARRY KEEPS DRINKING IT. 232 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,660 IT'S LIKE HE'S AFRAID TO GO TO SLEEP. 233 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,294 HARRY? 234 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,263 HARRY, COME IN HERE. 235 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,197 ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? 236 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,431 FINE. I'M FINE. 237 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,232 WHEN I'M FINE, I'M FINE. 238 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,703 HOW ARE YOU? 'CAUSE I'M FINE. 239 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,072 UH, TOMMY, GO TUCK HARRY IN BED. 240 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,139 SEE THAT HE GETS SOME SLEEP. 241 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:06,506 NO! 242 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,375 NO, NO. 243 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,110 NO, I'M FINE. 244 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,784 WELL, I GUESS THIS HAS BEEN KIND OF TOUGH ON ALL OF US. 245 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,451 DICK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGIZE 246 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,753 AND GET YOUR JOB BACK? 247 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,388 APOLOGIZE?! 248 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,456 SHOULD THE VENUS De MILO APOLOGIZE 249 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,192 TO THE THUG WHO BROKE ITS ARMS OFF?! 250 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,459 NO! 251 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,428 SHOULD THE SPHINX APOLOGIZE TO THE DESERT WINDS 252 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,596 FOR ERODING ITS NOSE? 253 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,964 NO! 254 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,033 SHOULD JIM CARREY APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA 255 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,434 FOR THE CABLE GUY?! 256 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,977 PERHAPS. 257 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,412 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE. 258 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,247 I CAN PLAY THEIR WAITING GAME. 259 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,116 YEAH, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE EATING GAME, 260 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,250 YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 261 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,418 OH, I PLAN TO. 262 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,853 I'M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW JOB. 263 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,487 A JOB WORTHY OF ME. 264 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,089 OH, REALLY? AND WHERE WOULD THAT BE? 265 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,224 IN AMERICA, 266 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,992 LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. 267 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,264 WELCOME TO RUSTY'S. 268 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,699 HOW MAY I SERVE YOU? 269 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,334 HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR BURGERS? 270 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,468 EXCELLENT QUESTION. 271 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,804 FIRST, A CLAMP COMES DOWN ONTO THE COW'S HEAD, 272 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,240 FORCING IT ONTO A CONVEYOR BELT 273 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,009 WHERE A PROD IS INSERTED INTO THE COW'S RECTUM, 274 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,077 ELECTROCUTING IT. 275 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,213 GIMME 2. 276 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,749 THANK YOU. 277 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,417 AND REMEMBER, AT RUSTY'S, 278 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,754 E. COLI IS NOT ON THE MENU. 279 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,155 STOP SAYING THAT. 280 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,724 WELCOME TO RUS-- 281 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:34,127 RUSTYBUGER AND A MONSTER FRIES. 282 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,428 VERY WELL. 283 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,597 SOLOMON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK HIM 284 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,632 IF HE WANTS A FRIED APPLE PIE WITH THAT. 285 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,869 BUT, DOUGY, I CAN'T. 286 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,036 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HIM. 287 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,972 THE RUSTYBURGER ALONE IS ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM A CORONARY. 288 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,875 THE FRIED PIE WILL BE THE DEATH BLOW! 289 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,843 LOOK, I DIDN'T GO TO HAMBURGER COLLEGE 290 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,545 TO TAKE CRAP FROM YOU. 291 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,147 HAMBURGER COLLEGE. 292 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,182 THEY'RE NOT, BY CHANCE, 293 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,416 LOOKING FOR A PHYSICS PROFESSOR, 294 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,285 ARE THEY? 295 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,320 IT'S A HAMBURGER SCHOOL. 296 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,655 ONCE AGAIN I FIND MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF SOMEONE 297 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,058 I WOULDN'T LET PICK MY NOSE! 298 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,194 I'M THE MOST QUALIFIED! I'M THE SMARTEST! 299 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,862 I SHOULD BE RUNNING RUSTY'S! 300 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:09,763 THAT'S IT! 301 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,998 YOU'RE OFF REGISTER. 302 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,033 REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW. 303 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,634 DEMOTED?! 304 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,569 DOUGY, NO! 305 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,674 WELL, I DON'T KNOW 306 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,311 IF I COULD COME BACK TO THE UNIVERSITY. 307 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,312 NO. 308 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,915 UH, WELL, I AM DEEPLY HURT. 309 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,717 I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU BEG. 310 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,686 I AM NOT COMING BACK. 311 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,755 NO. NO. 312 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,291 WELL, TO BE HONEST, 313 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,660 I'M ENTERTAINING SOME VERY INTERESTING OFFERS 314 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,129 EVEN AS WE SPEAK. 315 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,033 WELL, YOU BETTER GET GOING, DICK. 316 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,201 YOU KNOW HOW DOUGY HATES IT WHEN YOU'RE LATE. 317 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,770 I'LL GO AS SOON AS I FIND MY HAT. 318 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,639 UH, YOU'RE WEARING YOUR HAT. 319 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,242 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 320 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:55,943 DON'T YOU THINK I'D KNOW 321 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,911 IF I WERE WEARING MY OWN HAT? 322 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,579 AH! THERE IT IS. 323 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,449 YES, OPERATOR, 324 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,186 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. 325 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,956 I'M AT 417 PENSDALE ROAD, 326 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,724 AND I'M SURROUNDED BY ALIENS. 327 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,461 I NEED TO TALK 328 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,465 TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 329 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,033 YEAH, I KNOW I NEED HELP, 330 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,601 THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING. 331 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,404 HELLO? HELLO? 332 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:26,907 HELLO? 333 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,012 THEY'VE GOTTEN TO THE PHONE COMPANY, TOO. 334 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,553 AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING RUSTY'S 335 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,588 A PART OF YOUR DAY. 336 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,632 HELLO, BUG, PITMAN. 337 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,466 WELCOME TO RUSTY'S. 338 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,567 HOW MAY I SERVE YOU? 339 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,903 WE JUST WANTED TO COME IN AND SEE 340 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,404 IF YOU WERE REALLY FLIPPING PATTIES 341 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,907 IN THE HAMBURGER FREAK-OUT WARD. 342 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,608 YOU INSOLENT LITTLE TWERPS! I SHOULD-- 343 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,010 WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 344 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,744 A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION CARD. 345 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,246 MMM. 346 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:10,517 "RATE THE PERFORMANCE OF YOUR SERVER." 347 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,020 F. F. 348 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,154 THANK YOU FOR MAKING RUSTY'S 349 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,622 A PART OF YOUR DAY. 350 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,796 SO THIS IS WHERE THE GREAT MINDS OF RUTHERFORD GO 351 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,465 WHEN THEY'RE FEELING UNDERAPPRECIATED? 352 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,266 HELLO, MARY. 353 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,734 HELLO, DICK. 354 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,436 I SEE THEY'VE GOT YOU BACK BEHIND THE REGISTER. 355 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,338 NO, I'M JUST COVERING FOR MAURICE. 356 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,739 HE'S OUT BACK HAVING A SMOKE. 357 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,476 A MAN OF YOUR BRILLIANCE 358 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,510 QUITTING HIS JOB 359 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,746 OVER A STUPID PARKING SPACE. 360 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,448 IF IT'S SO STUPID, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT TO ME? 361 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,215 NEVER. 362 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,516 AHA! SO YOU ADMIT IT'S IMPORTANT. 363 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,817 I ADMIT NOTHING. 364 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,719 GIMME A RUSTY DOG, NO ONIONS. 365 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,588 AHEM. 366 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,927 WOULD YOU LIKE A FRIED PIE WITH THAT? 367 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:54,494 YES. 368 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,862 NO, MARY, DON'T DO IT! 369 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,896 GIMME THE PIE! 370 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:00,367 MARY, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU! 371 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,103 OH, DICK, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF? 372 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,404 CAN'T YOU JUST COME BACK? 373 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,772 NO, MARY. 374 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,107 I HAVE MY PRIDE. 375 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,080 SO YOU'RE WORKING AT RUSTY'S. 376 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,915 YES. THEY HAVE SOME WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITIES 377 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,217 FOR ADVANCEMENT HERE. 378 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,186 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FRY MAN WHO USED TO WORK HERE 379 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,054 IS NOW A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE? 380 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:21,821 WHAT HAPPENED? 381 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,156 HE LOST HIS ARM IN THE PATTY PRESS 382 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,691 AND GOT A GREAT LAWYER. 383 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,262 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, 384 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,864 PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A FANCY FEAST. 385 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,633 A FANCY FEAST? CAN WE AFFORD THAT? 386 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,934 YES, WE CAN. 387 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,203 BECAUSE WHILE I WAS SHOPPING TODAY, 388 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,437 I FOUND THIS AISLE IN THE BACK 389 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,739 THAT HAD THESE UNBELIEVABLE SAVINGS. 390 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,209 TUNA, LIVER, AND NEW SEAFOOD BLEND 391 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,743 FOR YOU FINICKY TYPES. 392 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:46,613 WAIT A MINUTE. 393 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,381 YOU'RE FEEDING US CAT? 394 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,183 IT'S NOT CAT, TOMMY. 395 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,151 IT'S SALMON. 396 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,286 THERE'S JUST A PICTURE OF A CAT ON THE LABEL. 397 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,255 THE BEST PART IS, NEXT TO THE FOOD, 398 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,990 THEY HAD THESE ADORABLE LITTLE GIFTS. LOOK. 399 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,891 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. 400 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,066 I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE! 401 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,667 I WAS PLAYING WITH IT TODAY, 402 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,369 AND IT GOT STUCK BEHIND THE REFRIGERATOR, 403 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,571 AND I WENT WENT NUTS TRYING TO GET IT! 404 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,615 HELLO? 405 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,983 HEL--AAH! 406 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,024 I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 16 DAYS. 407 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,994 THAT MUST BE A RECORD. 408 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,663 SO, I'VE GOT TO KNOW, 409 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,532 ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? 410 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,135 I'M JUST GOING TO STEP OUT OF THIS CLOSET NOW. 411 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,870 AAH! WAIT! 412 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,506 IF YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE, 413 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,676 THEN WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES IN 1956? 414 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,543 HUH, HUH? 415 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,279 WHO, WHO? 416 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,480 I DON'T KNOW! 417 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,115 I DON'T KNOW EITHER! 418 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,249 AAH! 419 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,589 HA! 420 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,990 OH, I SEE WHAT IT'S COME TO! 421 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,392 YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR A RUSTY'S MAN! 422 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:12,899 DICK, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 423 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,802 I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT WAS. 424 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,969 I ONLY CAME BY TO TELL YOU 425 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,205 THAT I SPOKE WITH PRESIDENT DEWEY 426 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,772 AND HE'S WILLING TO MEET WITH YOU. 427 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,874 NEVER! I HAVE MY PRIDE. 428 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,943 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR PRIDE. 429 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:24,944 SUFFER ALL YOU WANT. 430 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,346 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? 431 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,780 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY FAMILY. 432 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,882 YOUR SON IS EATING CAT FOOD! 433 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,521 CAT FOOD? CAT FOOD? 434 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,958 PUH, PUH! 435 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,665 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 436 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,767 I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF I WAS RASH 437 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,036 QUITTING MY JOB OVER A PARKING SPACE. 438 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,206 STOP WONDERING. 439 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,108 I CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT IT WAS MY PRIDE 440 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,177 THAT CLOUDED MY JUDGMENT. 441 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:57,844 STOP THINKING. 442 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,612 IT DID. 443 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,749 WAS IT FOLLY OR SHEER IDIOCY THAT LEAD TO MY DOWNFALL? 444 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:03,116 FOLLY. 445 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:03,750 IDIOCY. 446 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,885 I CHANGE MY VOTE TO IDIOCY. 447 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,891 HELLO, PRESIDENT DEWEY. 448 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,892 HELLO, MARY. 449 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,027 DR. SOLOMON AND I-- 450 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,463 DICK! 451 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,899 HELLO, PRESIDENT DEWEY. 452 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,834 AND THANK YOU, DR. ALBRIGHT, FOR ANNOUNCING ME. 453 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,805 I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 454 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,174 TO PRESIDENT DEWEY? 455 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,675 I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THE TERMS 456 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,411 UNDER WHICH I WILL RETURN TO PENDLETON. 457 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,646 HE WANTS TO DROP THE PARKING THING. 458 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,947 THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. 459 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,183 AND IN RETURN, YOU WILL ADMIT 460 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,250 THAT YOU WERE WRONG 461 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,186 AND THAT THIS UNIVERSITY IS FALLING APART 462 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,687 WITHOUT ME. 463 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,888 OR NOT. 464 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,856 WE'RE GETTING ALONG VERY WELL WITHOUT YOU. 465 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,492 THANK YOU AND GOOD-BYE. 466 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,359 OH, NO. 467 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,228 PRESIDENT DEWEY, DR. SOLOMON IS AWARE 468 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,662 OF HOW PATHETIC HE'S BEEN OVER THE-- 469 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,998 MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY, 470 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,500 THIS IS BENEATH YOU. 471 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,734 WHY DON'T YOU WAIT OUTSIDE, 472 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,204 AND I'LL SETTLE THIS ON MY OWN TERMS, ALL RIGHT? 473 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,808 PLEASE! 474 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,011 PLEASE, TAKE ME BACK! 475 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,313 SORRY, CAN'T DO IT. 476 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,248 PLEASE, PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING, 477 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,482 JUST NAME IT! 478 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,683 YOU CAN APOLOGIZE. 479 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,452 YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE?! 480 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,020 YES. 481 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,756 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! 482 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,625 FINE, YOU CAN BEGIN TOMORROW. 483 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,160 IN MY NEW PARKING SPOT? 484 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,029 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! 485 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,575 SO, DICK, ANY PROBLEMS GETTING YOUR JOB BACK? 486 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,078 ARE YOU KIDDING? HE BEGGED ME. 487 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,013 WELL, HE DIDN'T BEG BEG, 488 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,583 BUT IT WAS CLEAR ENOUGH. 489 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,118 I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T GET THE SPACE, EITHER? 490 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,755 NOT THE SPACE SPACE. 491 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,390 BUT, YOU KNOW, I LEARNED SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. 492 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,324 WHAT? 493 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,892 THAT EVEN IF YOU'RE THE HIGH COMMANDER 494 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,294 AND BRILLIANT, 495 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,194 THERE'S STILL TIME 496 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,196 FOR A LITTLE HUMILITY. 497 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,931 THANKFULLY, THAT TIME IS NOW OVER. 498 00:19:58,965 --> 00:19:59,632 [BELL RINGS] 499 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,968 AH, DINNER! 500 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,036 COME ON, LET'S EAT, HARRY. 501 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,774 DID YOU JUST SAY, "LET'S EAT HARRY?" 502 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,476 YEAH. WE'RE HUNGRY, 503 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,544 SO IT'S TIME TO EAT, HARRY. 504 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,780 EAT HARRY. 505 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,316 I SEE. 506 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,618 COULD I JUST HAVE A MOMENT, PLEASE? 507 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,819 WHATEVER. 508 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,290 WOULD YOU HURRY IT UP? 509 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,524 I'M STARVING. 510 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,995 [THUNDER] 511 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,698 WOW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 512 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,049 MMM, MY FAVORITE, 513 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,784 MEAT LOAF DELUXO. 514 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,322 HARRY, WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT 515 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,424 SINCE DICK QUIT HIS JOB 3 WEEKS AGO. 516 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,026 DICK QUIT HIS JOB? 517 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:00,660 YEAH. WHY DO YOU THINK 518 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,362 HE WAS WORKING AT RUSTY'S? 519 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,664 DICK WAS WORKING AT RUSTY'S?! 520 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,401 JEEZ, HARRY, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? 521 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,369 NO. 522 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,672 ALL I KNOW IS I GOT A TRANSMITTER IN MY HEAD 523 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,608 AND CHARLIE'S ANGELS IS ON WEEKNIGHTS AT 7:00. 524 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,645 OH, MY GOD! 525 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,846 IT'S 7:00 NOW! 526 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,314 AAH! BOSLEY, BOSLEY! 527 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,023 MMM, THANKS FOR THE RIDE THIS MORNING. 528 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,392 OH, I COULDN'T LET YOU WALK. 529 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,726 IT'S POURING. 530 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,500 SO HOW'S YOUR NEW PARKING SPOT? 531 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,634 AWFUL! 532 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,035 MY HOUSE IS CLOSER! 533 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,871 DEWEY IS GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS. 534 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,105 AND AFTER THAT, FOR LUNCH, 535 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,841 I'LL HAVE A RUSTYBURGER WITH FRIES. 536 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,513 ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT SO BAD. 537 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,814 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 34904

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