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OH, IT'S
THAT THING AGAIN.
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I HAVE A NAME.
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I MEAN, FOOTBALL.
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I THOUGHT THEY
CANCELED THAT IN JANUARY.
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WELL, GUESS THEY
BROUGHT IT BACK.
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I STILL DON'T
SEE THE POINT.
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WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
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FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
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THEY TRY TO KILL
WHOEVER HAS THE BALL.
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THOSE TWO GUYS
IN THE MIDDLE
SEEM AWFULLY...
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INTIMATE.
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YEAH, THEY'VE BEEN
GOING AT IT
THE WHOLE GAME.
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YEAH, THEY SHOULD JUST
GET A ROOM.
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IS THERE ANY UPSIDE?
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IF YOU MAKE IT
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ALL THE WAY DOWN
TO THE BIG POLES,
YOU GET TO DANCE.
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DANCE?
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AND IF YOU'RE
REALLY GOOD,
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YOU WIN A TRIP
TO SOME FRUIT BOWL.
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BUT ONLY THE BEST
DANCERS MAKE IT.
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SEE YA.
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OH, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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I HAVE GLEE CLUB
PRACTICE.
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GLEE CLUB?
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YEAH.
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OH, I SEE YOU'VE
CHANGED YOUR MISSION.
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NOW YOU'RE RESEARCHING
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A GIRL.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
GLEE CLUB IS NOT
JUST FOR GIRLS.
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YEAH, IT'S
ALSO FOR GEEKS
AND NANCY BOYS.
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HEY!
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OH, HE'S DANCING.
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HEY!
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THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
A WASTE OF TIME.
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GO AND DO SOMETHING
WITH ONE OF
YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.
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THAT'S AN ORDER.
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FINE!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I DON'T HAVE
ANY GIRLFRIENDS.
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YOU AND ME, SISTER.
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YOU AND ME.
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[SCHOOL MARCHING BAND
PLAYS TUMBLING TUMBLEWEEDS]
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THEY ARE SO GOOD.
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THEY OUGHT TO BE.
THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING
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THE SAME DAMN SONG
FOR THE PAST SIX HOURS.
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THEY'RE A MARCHING BAND.
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WHY DON'T THEY MARCH!
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PREFERABLY INTO THE OCEAN.
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OH, COME ON, DICK.
DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT EXCITED
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ABOUT THE
HOMECOMING WEEKEND.
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YOU KNOW, BETWEEN
THE PENDELTON BADGERS
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AND OHIO WESTERN MUSTANGS?
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OH, IT'S FOOTBALL!
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EVERYWHERE I TURN,
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IT'S FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL,
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BIG FAT SCHMOOTBALL.
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WELL, FORGIVE ME,
MR. INTELLECTUAL.
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GOD FORBID YOU
SHOULD COME DOWN
FROM YOUR IVORY TOWER
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FOR FOUR QUARTERS.
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FOUR QUARTERS? I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU PAY ME,
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I'M NOT GOING.
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IT'S BAD ENOUGH THERE WAS
A GIANT PAPIER-MACHé RODENT
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BLOCKING MY PARKING SPOT
THIS MORNING.
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YOU MEAN PENDELTON
J. BADGER.
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WHAT DOES THE "J"
STAND FOR?
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NOTHING.
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NOTHING STARTS WITH "N."
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IT'S JUST A KOOKY INITIAL.
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"Q" IS KOOKIER.
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WHY ISN'T IT
PENDELTON Q. BADGER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
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ANYWAY, I GOT US
GREAT SEATS.
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OHHH!
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WELL, IT'S NOT
JUST A SPORTING EVENT.
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IT'S A LONG-STANDING
TRADITION:
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PENDELTON VS.
OHIO WESTERN.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO DEFEAT THEM,
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THE SECRET IS RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU:
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THE GIANT BADGER.
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IT'S A TROJAN FLOAT.
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WE LOAD OUR TEAM IN,
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WE PUSH IT UP
TO THEIR SCHOOL WALLS,
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AND THEY SAY, "LOOK,
A FRIENDLY GIANT BADGER.
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LET'S BRING IT INSIDE."
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LATER THAT NIGHT,
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THEY FALL ASLEEP.
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AND WHAMMO!
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IT COULD WORK.
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IT'S NOT VERY
SPORTSMANLIKE.
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WELL, I'LL ADMIT,
IT DOESN'T INVOLVE
ANY DANCING
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OR HOMO-EROTIC
BUTT SLAPPING.
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ALTHOUGH YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT GOES ON
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INSIDE A GIANT BADGER.
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[SINGING OFF-KEY]
* BALI HA'I
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* WILL CALL YOU
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* ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY
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* HERE AM I
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* YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
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* COME AWAY, COME AWAY
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* BALI HA'I--
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THAT WAS REALLY, UM...
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BETTER.
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YOU KNOW, YOU MUSTN'T
BE AFRAID TO SING
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FROM YOUR HEART,
FROM YOUR MIND,
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FROM YOUR BODY.
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MUSIC IS THE SOUND
YOUR SOUL MAKES.
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TRY IT LIKE THIS.
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* YOU'LL HEAR ME
CALL YOU *
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* SINGING THROUGH
THE SUNSHINE *
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* SWEET AND CLEAR
AS CAN BE *
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* HERE AM I
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* COME TO ME
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* HERE AM I
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* COME TO ME
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* HERE AM I
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* COME TO ME
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* BALI HA'I
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[SIGHS]
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OK, NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE
TO STAND UP
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AND TRY IT LIKE THAT?
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TOMMY.
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NINA, HOW'S IT GOING?
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WELL, I'M KIND
OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
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UH, LISTEN, UM...
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WE'RE FRIENDS,
AREN'T WE?
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[UNENTHUSIASTICALLY]
YEAH, SURE.
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GOOD, 'CAUSE I'VE DECIDED
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?
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UH, NO.
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THANKS, NINA.
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I FINALLY HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
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YOU'RE MY FIRST ONE.
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OH, SALLY, I AM?
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WHY, IS THAT WEIRD?
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OH, NO.
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NO, NO, IT'S TOUGH
MAKING FRIENDS
WITH WOMEN.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME.
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I CAN BARELY
STAND MYSELF.
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SO, UM...
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO NOW, GIRLFRIEND?
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DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING
OR TALK ABOUT CRAMPS?
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SHOPPING.
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AND FOR MONDAY, I WANT YOU
TO READ AND OUTLINE
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CHAPTERS 8 THROUGH 24.
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OH--OH, EXCEPT
FOR CHAPTER 12,
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WHICH YOU WILL REFUTE
IN A 10-PAGE TREATISE
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WITH ILLUSTRATIONS.
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OH, COME ON.
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DR. SOLOMON, IT'S
HOMECOMING WEEKEND.
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YEAH, THE BIG GAME.
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OH, YES, I FORGOT.
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GOD FORBID THAT YOUR
INTELLECTUAL DEVELOPMENT
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SHOULD GET IN THE WAY
OF THE BIG GAME.
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WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE BIG GAME?
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THE FATE OF MANKIND
RESTS ON THE OUTCOME
OF THE BIG GAME.
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IS HE BEING
SARCASTIC?
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OH, AND I'VE GOT
NEWS FOR YOU.
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THE "J" IN
PENDELTON J. BADGER,
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IT'S MEANINGLESS.
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[GASP]
[GASP]
[GASP]
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DR. SOLOMON, YOU'VE
INSULTED MY INTELLIGENCE,
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MY RELIGION,
AND MY FAMILY.
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AND THAT'S OK.
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BUT THERE'S ONE THING
YOU CANNOT INSULT
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AND THAT'S THE BADGERS,
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BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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ABOUT A BADGER, MAN.
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WHEN THEY DIG HOLES,
THEY DO IT FOR A REASON.
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AND THEIR TEETH..
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THEY'RE REALLY SHARP
WHEN THEY'RE VERY YOUNG.
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SO I'M GOING TO THAT GAME,
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AND I DON'T CARE
IF YOU FAIL ME FOR IT.
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BUT YOU'RE
ALREADY FAILING.
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OK, AS LONG AS WE SEE
EYE TO EYE ON THAT.
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I JUST DON'T SEE
WHY YOU CARE SO MUCH
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ABOUT A TEAM THAT HAS
NO CHANCE OF WINNING.
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WHY ARE YOU
SO PASSIONATE
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ABOUT A LOST CAUSE?
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OHIO WESTERN'S RECORD
IS 6 AND 1.
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THEY'RE GOING TO WIN.
WHY DON'T YOU
ROOT FOR THEM?
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BUT WE GO
TO PENDELTON.
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WE'RE THE BADGERS,
AND THE BADGERS
ARE US.
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WE'RE US, NOT THEM.
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THEY'RE THEM,
WE'RE US WITH THE...
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DON'T YOU GET IT?
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NO!
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST GO TO WESTERN?
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BECAUSE WE CHOKED
ON OUR S.A.T.s.
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THAT SKIRT WAS
REALLY CUTE, WASN'T IT?
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AND THEN THOSE SHOES
THAT LOOKED SO GREAT ON YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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SO, THIS IS
WHERE YOU LIVE.
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NINA, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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GET ME SOME COFFEE.
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WE'RE NOT AT THE OFFICE.
I'M HERE WITH SALLY.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE'S MY FRIEND.
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MY BEST FRIEND.
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IF SHE'S GONNA GET
ANYBODY COFFEE,
IT'S GONNA BE ME.
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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
NINA,
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WHO ARE YOU GOING
TO GET COFFEE FOR,
SALLY OR ME?
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OK, I HAVE TO GO HOME
AND FEED MY CAT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A CAT.
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I'M GOING TO GO
BUY ONE.
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I'LL CALL YOU
IN 10 MINUTES.
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OK.
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ACCORDING TO
THE DAILY BADGERIAN,
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OVER 45,000 ALUMNI
WILL RETURN TO PENDELTON
FOR THE HOMECOMING GAME.
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YOU'D THINK THAT AFTER
FOUR YEARS,
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THEY'D WANT TO PUT
THE EXPERIENCE BEHIND THEM.
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ALL I KNOW IS,
MY FRIEND NINA AND I
ARE GOING TOGETHER.
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WE BOUGHT
NEW OUTFITS.
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I THINK I'M GOING
TO GO, TOO.
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REALLY!
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IT'S NOT THAT I'M
BEING SUCKED IN.
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IT'S PURELY SCIENTIFIC.
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AND WHO KNOWS?
PENDELTON MIGHT WIN.
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THAT WOULD BE DA BOMB.
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YOU HEARD ME.
DA BOMB!
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DICK, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
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WHAT IS IT?
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WELL, I MET THIS WOMAN
THAT I REALLY LIKE,
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AND I THINK
SHE LIKES ME.
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BUT SHE'S
A LITTLE OLDER.
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31.
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BUT, TOMMY,
DO YOU REALLY THINK
A WOMAN OF THAT AGE
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WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN YOU?
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SURE.
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WOW, GOOD JOB.
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00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,102
WHAT'S YOUR
FIRST MOVE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I WANT TO TAKE HER
SOMEPLACE SPECIAL.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT ABOUT AUGUST?
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OH, SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
SHE'S A GOOD KID.
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YOU KNOW, THERE'S
A WORD FOR WHAT
YOU'RE DOING HERE.
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OH, RIGHT. IT'S CALLED
"TRADING UP."
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HEY, GUYS, GUESS WHAT.
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I WENT DOWN
TO THE STADIUM TO SEE
IF I COULD GET A JOB
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AS A VENDOR
FOR THE GAME.
238
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:22,890
DID YOU GET IT?
239
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:27,928
NO. I DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH EXPERIENCE
TO SELL HOT DOGS.
240
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,130
SO THEY HIRED ME
AS A SECURITY GUARD.
241
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,775
HI.
242
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,076
HI, TOMMY.
243
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,012
SUNNY D?
244
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,916
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, TOMMY,
245
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,284
YOU MAY THINK
I HAVEN'T NOTICED,
246
00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:52,953
BUT I REALLY THINK
YOU'RE MAKING
A LOT OF PROGRESS.
247
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,656
I'M TRYING.
248
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,757
I KNOW YOU ARE.
249
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,792
AND IT'LL PAY OFF,
TRUST ME.
250
00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:04,131
I'M COUNTING ON IT.
251
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,800
UM, MISS FROST,
I GOT YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.
252
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,303
IT'S A TICKET
TO THE HOMECOMING
PENDELTON GAME.
253
00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:11,071
THE MUSTANGS/BADGER GAME?
254
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,806
YEAH.
255
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,174
OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET,
256
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,210
BUT I COULDN'T
ACCEPT A GIFT.
257
00:11:16,244 --> 00:11:18,145
UH, NO, MY DAD,
HE GETS THEM FOR FREE.
258
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,113
HE WORKS
AT THE UNIVERSITY.
259
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:24,017
THEY PAY HIM SQUAT,
SO THEY GIVE HIM PERKS.
260
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,820
WELL, THANK YOU, TOMMY.
261
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,129
MAN ON FIRST.
262
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,068
HEY, BUY US
A COUPLE OF BEERS?
263
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,271
SURE.
264
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,172
SO, YOU GIRLS
GOING TO THE BIG GAME?
265
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,207
WE DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
WE'RE JUST BROKE.
266
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:50,678
THIS IS SO STRANGE.
267
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,113
I FEEL THIS GNAWING
IN MY STOMACH.
268
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,081
I TOLD YOU,
269
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,884
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE
FOR OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER.
270
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,219
NO, IT FEELS
MORE LIKE TENSION.
271
00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:00,621
I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK
I MIGHT ACTUALLY
272
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,055
BE NERVOUS ABOUT THE GAME.
273
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,524
THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT.
274
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,026
BECAUSE THE BADGERS
ARE GONNA WIN!
275
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,695
THE BADGERS
BEAT THE MUSTANGS?
276
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,664
IN YOUR DREAMS.
277
00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:11,599
WHOO!
278
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,133
GO AHEAD, LAUGH NOW,
279
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,568
'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CRYING TOMORROW.
280
00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:15,503
OH, I DON'T
THINK SO.
281
00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:17,271
WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU
A MILLION TO ONE!
282
00:12:17,305 --> 00:12:19,873
OH, YEAH, RIGHT,
LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SCORE
283
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:23,511
2,380 TOUCHDOWNS
A MINUTE.
284
00:12:23,544 --> 00:12:26,580
THESE AREN'T
THE SAME BADGERS
285
00:12:26,614 --> 00:12:28,382
YOU PUSHED AROUND
LAST YEAR.
286
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:29,617
OH, REALLY?
287
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,819
YEAH, WE'VE GOT
A BUNCH OF FIFTH-YEAR
SENIORS,
288
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,887
AND THEY BULKED UP
LIKE CRAZY.
289
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,222
OOH!
290
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,057
AND THEY'VE GOT HEART.
291
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,059
YEAH, ONE EACH.
292
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,962
YEAH, WELL,
I GOT BAD NEWS
FOR YOU, LADY--
293
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,164
SHE'S NO LADY.
SHE'S A BADGER.
294
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,433
SHOW HIM YOUR
TEETH, MARY.
295
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:48,268
OH. OH, YEAH?
296
00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:49,537
WELL, YOU'RE
GOING DOWN,
297
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:50,771
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
298
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,340
BECAUSE BADGERS SUCK.
299
00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:54,642
BADGERS DON'T SUCK.
THEY BITE.
300
00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:56,243
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS.
301
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,778
NUTS LIKE A BADGER.
302
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,079
YEAH.
303
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,087
HURRY!
304
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,689
HURRY!
305
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,924
HURRY!
306
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:11,892
WHAT? WHAT?
307
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,662
THE WESTERN TEAM BUS
IS JUST PULLING UP.
308
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,637
THIS GLASS IS COLD.
309
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,784
ALL RIGHT.
310
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,219
LET'S JUST DROP THE AX
THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.
311
00:13:41,589 --> 00:13:43,156
I SAID DROP IT!
312
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:46,660
AUGUST, THERE'S
SOMETHING I HAVE TO
TELL YOU.
313
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,762
WHAT IS IT?
314
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:50,998
WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THESE WORDS.
315
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,166
BUT I'M IN LOVE
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
316
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,368
WHO IS IT, TOMMY?
317
00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:56,537
IT'S MISS FROST.
318
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,839
MISS FROST?
319
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,340
THE GLEE CLUB
TEACHER?
320
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:03,043
I'M AFRAID SO.
IT JUST HAPPENED.
321
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,581
I UNDERSTAND.
322
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,483
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
323
00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:15,423
YOU'RE NOT UPSET
OR JEALOUS?
324
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,291
NO.
325
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,127
NOT AT ALL.
326
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,897
I HOPE YOU TWO WILL BE
VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
327
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,067
OH, THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, TOO.
328
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,902
I'VE BEEN SEEING
VAL KILMER.
329
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,304
REALLY?
330
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,040
I'M GLAD YOU'VE
GOT SOMEONE.
331
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,646
WHEW.
332
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:50,691
WE'LL BITE YA.
333
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,859
WE'LL BEAT YA.
334
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,126
WE'LL EAT YA.
335
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,796
WE'LL EAT YA.
GO BADGERS!
336
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,598
YAY!
337
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,971
OH, MARY,
YOU WERE SO RIGHT.
338
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,205
I FEEL GREAT.
339
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,941
I JUST FEEL
TINGLY ALL OVER.
340
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:11,311
AND THAT'S NOT JUST
THE LEAD PAINT TALKING.
341
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,481
YOU REALLY WENT
ALL OUT, DIDN'T YOU?
342
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:14,482
BUG AND PITMAN
DID IT.
343
00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:16,517
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO,
BUT I MADE THEM.
344
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,552
IT GOES ALL THE WAY
DOWN, YOU KNOW.
345
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:25,693
TOMMY.
346
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:27,861
OH, MISS FROST.
347
00:15:27,895 --> 00:15:29,262
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
348
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,798
CORN DOG?
349
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,871
WELL, HELLO,
MRS. SUMNER.
350
00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:38,706
HOW'S THE DEAN?
351
00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:39,573
OH, HE'S FINE,
THANK YOU.
352
00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:40,874
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
353
00:15:40,908 --> 00:15:42,209
I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA
HAVE TO LOOK IN THAT BAG.
354
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,577
WHAT?
355
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,078
UH, UH...
356
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,648
OH! BINOCULARS, HUH?
357
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:48,949
AND EXACTLY WHO IS IT
358
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,518
THAT YOU WERE PLANNING
ON LOOKING AT,
359
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,019
BECAUSE AROUND HERE,
360
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,121
WE GOT A LITTLE THING
CALLED RIGHT TO PRIVACY.
361
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,689
OK, SPREAD 'EM, LADY.
362
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,563
THIS IS SOLOMON.
I NEED A K-9 UNIT.
363
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,572
PLEASE, GOD,
BLOCK THE EXTRA POINT.
364
00:16:11,605 --> 00:16:14,207
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER ASK
FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
365
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,409
SCREW MARY'S
SHUT-IN GRANDMOTHER.
366
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,646
JUST BLOCK THAT KICK!
367
00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,381
YES, YES, YES!
368
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,284
[CROWD GROANS]
369
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,521
THERE IS NO GOD!
370
00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:30,123
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT YOUR BADGERS NOW?
371
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,725
UP YOURS, BUDDY!
372
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,493
QUICK, DICK,
GIVE HIM THE FINGER.
373
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:46,373
WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
374
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,041
I DON'T GET IT.
OUR GUYS
DON'T ADVANCE.
375
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,644
THEY'RE IN
A CONSTANT STATE
OF RETREAT.
376
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,846
[CROWD GROANS]
377
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,782
I CAN'T WATCH THIS
ANYMORE.
378
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:55,315
S--
379
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,691
23, GET UP HERE!
380
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,594
GET IN THERE,
AND REMIND THEM
WE'RE GOING THAT WAY.
381
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,162
EXCUSE ME, LADY.
382
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,564
HEY, I'M THE COACH.
383
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:11,999
OH, YEAH? SO
YOU'RE THE IDIOT
384
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,301
WHO'S RUNNING THIS TEAM
INTO THE GROUND.
385
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,704
THAT'S ME. YOU GOT
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
386
00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,839
YEAH, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I DO.
387
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,207
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT YOU CAN DO.
388
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,609
TAKE THAT PRETTY LITTLE
BUTT OF YOURS
389
00:17:21,642 --> 00:17:23,110
AND MARCH IT UP
TO THE BLEACHERS
390
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,046
AND PARK IT.
391
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,515
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING TO YOU.
392
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,117
YEAH?
393
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:30,651
YEAH.
394
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:31,451
YEAH?
395
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,452
YEAH!
396
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,687
WHY ARE YOUR GUYS
THROWING THE BALL?
397
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,856
YOUR THROWING GUY'S
TOO SHORT TO SEE
OVER THE FAT GUYS.
398
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,992
YOU NEED TO RUN LEFT.
IT'S THEIR WEAK SIDE.
399
00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:42,930
OH, WHAT DO WE DO
AFTER THAT,
MS. SCHOTENHEIMER?
400
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,933
YOU KNOW, THEY
WON'T EXPECT IT.
401
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,067
SHE'S RIGHT, COACH.
402
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,402
YOU SHUT UP, OR I'LL
QUIT FIXING YOUR GRADES.
403
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,173
NO.
404
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,441
NO.
405
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,177
NO.
406
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,579
OH, GOD, NO!
407
00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:07,420
YEAH, NOW, THAT'S
A PLAY.
408
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,722
YOU HEARD THE LADY.
409
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,826
GET ANY MORE
OF THOSE GOOD IDEAS,
410
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,962
YOU MARK THEM DOWN
ON THIS PAD FOR ME,
WILL YOU?
411
00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:16,529
CAN DO.
412
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,243
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
413
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,613
AW!
AW!
AW!
414
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:39,720
I THINK THERE'S
BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
415
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,221
APPARENTLY.
416
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,730
OK, EVERYBODY!
417
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:50,630
COME ON.
418
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:51,899
LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE.
419
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,967
SINE, COSINE,
COSINE, SINE.
420
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,869
3-POINT,
1-4-1-5-9!
421
00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:56,804
NOW YOU TRY IT.
422
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:59,673
SINE, COSINE, COSINE, SINE.
423
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:02,209
3-POINT, 1-4-1-5...
424
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:02,843
9.
425
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,577
LOOK!
426
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,022
HEY! HEY! HEY!
427
00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:16,957
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
428
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,559
LET'S KEEP IT DOWN.
429
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,329
ALL RIGHT,
430
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,097
WHO THREW THAT?
431
00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,333
ALL RIGHT,
WHO THREW THAT ONE?
432
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,573
HEY, NINA.
433
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,377
LOOK WHAT THEY
GAVE ME FOR WINNING.
434
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,579
OOH, STEAK SANDWICHES.
435
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:46,186
MISS FROST, I'M PRETTY SURE
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
436
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,021
TOMMY, THERE IS NO "WE."
437
00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,422
THERE CAN'T BE.
438
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,592
AND I'M NOT JUST
TALKING LEGALLY.
439
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,028
WELL, THEN WHY'D
YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME
SINGING TO ME,
440
00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:58,799
ALLURING ME, LIKE A SIREN
TO MY DESTRUCTION?
441
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:00,901
I'M A SINGING TEACHER,
TOMMY.
442
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,602
I SING.
443
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,238
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GIVE YOU
THE WRONG IMPRESSION.
444
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,774
LOOK, I THINK
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
445
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:08,776
WITH A GIRL
YOUR OWN AGE.
446
00:20:08,809 --> 00:20:10,443
YEAH.
447
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,179
SO WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER
LOOK LIKE?
448
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:16,950
LISTEN.
449
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:18,151
CAN YOU HEAR THEM
CELEBRATING?
450
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:20,954
YES. THE HAPPY SOUNDS
OF CARS OVERTURNING
451
00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:23,423
AND STORES BEING LOOTED.
452
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,591
I LOVE THE SMELL
OF BURNING RUBBER.
453
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,027
IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY.
454
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,229
A SWEET VICTORY.
455
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,131
YOU KNOW,
IT'S AMAZING.
456
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,600
THERE WE WERE,
THOUSANDS OF
TOTAL STRANGERS,
457
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,202
ALL PULLING TOGETHER,
458
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,771
TRYING TO TRANSFER
OUR COLLECTIVE STRENGTH
459
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:40,173
TO A TINY GROUP
OF YOUNG MEN
460
00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:41,942
THAT WE
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
461
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,310
WE CHEERED FOR THEM,
462
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,345
AND THEY WON FOR US.
463
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,847
I NEVER FELT
SUCH A FEELING
464
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,350
OF JOY AND CAMARADERIE.
465
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,420
THE ONLY SAD PART
IS THAT EVERYONE
COULDN'T SHARE IT.
466
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,688
SOMEONE HAD TO LOSE.
467
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,891
I FEEL FOR
THE MUSTANG FANS.
468
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,292
AH, SCREW THEM.
469
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,095
YOU'RE RIGHT.
470
00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:03,831
BADGERS RULE!
BADGERS RULE!
471
00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:05,265
YEAH!
472
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,368
OK, LOVEBIRDS.
473
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,972
PARTY'S OVER.
LET'S, UH, TAKE IT INSIDE.
474
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,456
MUSTANGS
GIVE YOU PROBLEMS.
475
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,458
MUSTANGS GIVE YOU GRIEF.
476
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,893
MUSTANGS
GIVE YOU TROUBLE,
477
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:35,195
BUT THE BADGERS
GOT THE TEETH.
478
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:37,197
WE'RE BAD, WE'RE BAD,
479
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:39,166
WE'RE BADGERS!
480
00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,101
WE'RE BAD, WE'RE BAD,
481
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,003
WE'RE BADGERS!
482
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:43,971
NOT BEAVERS.
483
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:44,938
NOT HAMSTERS.
484
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:45,839
NOT GERBILS.
485
00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:46,907
NOT LAMBSTERS.
486
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,876
WE'RE BAD, WE'RE BAD,
487
00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:50,577
WE'RE BADGERS!
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