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LAST TIME ON 3RD ROCK FROM THE
SUN..
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AFTER TRAPPING ME IN AN
INVISIBLE BOX,
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MY EVIL REPLACEMENT CONTINUED
HIS DIABOLICAL PLOT TO RULE THE
WORLD.
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NOT KNOWING HIS TRUE IDENTITY,
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MY BELOVED MARY MADE A DATE WITH
THIS SCOUNDREL.
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BUT JUST AS I THOUGHT MY PLIGHT
WAS LOST FOREVER,
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MY ENTRAPMENT WAS CLEVERLY
DISCOVERED BY MY STELLAR CREW.
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AAH!
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OH, YOU GUYS.
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THERE'S AN INVISIBLE BOX.
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OW!
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WOW, THAT SMARTS!
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YOU'RE GONNA LOOK
HIDEOUS TOMORROW.
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YOU THINK?
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THERE'S THIS GIRL I KNEW.
SHE HAD HER NOSE--
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MR. RANDALL'S
COMING OVER.
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HELLO! I'M TRAPPED
IN A BOX HERE.
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OK.
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
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ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO OPEN
ONE OF THESE THINGS?
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WE KNOW WE CAN'T
SMASH IT OPEN
WITH OUR HEADS.
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TOMMY, GO GET
A HAMMER.
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NOBODY'S GETTING
A HAMMER.
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GET A HAMMER.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
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I'M SORRY, SIR,
BUT YOU CAN'T
GIVE US ORDERS.
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[BLUSTERING]
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OF ALL
THE INSOLENT--
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DICK, YOU ARE NO LONGER
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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OHH!
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I'M SORRY.
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IF WE LET YOU
OUT OF THAT BOX,
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WELL, THAT'S--
THAT'S MUTINY.
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MUTINY SCHMUTINY.
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BIG FAT DUTINY.
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NO, I'M SICK
OF THE NEW DICK.
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THIS DICK,
HE'S ONE OF US.
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YOU KNOW, SO MAYBE
HE'S NOT PERFECT.
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MAYBE HIS
LEADERSHIP SKILLS
VERGE ON THE PATHETIC.
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MAYBE HIS INCOMPETENCE
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HAS MADE OUR MISSION
THE LAUGHINGSTOCK--
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I THINK YOU'VE
MADE YOUR POINT.
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I HAVEN'T MADE MY POINT.
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THE POINT IS
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THAT HE'S
ALWAYS BEEN THERE
FOR THE THREE OF US,
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AND IT'S TIME
THE THREE OF US
TAKE A STAND FOR HIM.
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SURE, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
THE RESPONSIBILITY I DO.
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IF WE LET HIM
OUT OF THAT BOX
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AND THE BIG GIANT HEAD
GETS WIND OF IT,
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WHO DO YOU THINK'S
GONNA TAKE THE FALL,
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THE INFORMATION OFFICER?
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THE TRANSMITTER?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S GONNA BE ME, THE WOMAN.
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TYPICAL!
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Dick: SALLY!
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SALLY, THINK OF ALL
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
TOGETHER.
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WHEN BRAD DUMPED YOU,
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WHO ORDERED YOU TO
DRINK YOURSELF SILLY...
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UNTIL YOU COMPLETELY
DROWNED YOUR FEELINGS
FOR HIM?
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YOU DID.
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AND WHEN I RAN
OVER YOUR FOOT
WITH THE CAR...
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WHO DROVE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL
THE VERY NEXT DAY?
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YOU DID.
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WHEN YOU WERE HUNGRY
THAT DAY IN THE PARK,
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WHO STOLE
THAT LITTLE GIRL'S
ICE CREAM CONE?
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TOMMY DID THAT.
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IT WAS MY IDEA.
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TRUE.
IT WAS.
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SIR, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I CAN'T LET YOU ROT
IN THIS BOX.
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I'VE GOT TO
GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
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COME ON, GUYS.
BLOOD IS THICKER
THAN WATER.
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IT IS?
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I THINK.
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IT'S NOT AS THICK
AS PEANUT BUTTER.
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[ALL ARGUING AT ONCE]
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GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
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THE LIGHTING IS ROMANTIC.
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THE CHAMPAGNE CHILLED...
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AND NOW...
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FOR SOME...
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EROTIC LITERATURE.
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"MAKE SURE THE 2x4 STUDS ARE
CLEATED TO THE FLOOR PLATES
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BEFORE APPLYING
THE WALLBOARD."
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PERFECT.
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Mary: YOO-HOO!
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COME ON UP.
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OH, I LIKE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
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JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE...
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THE BEDROOM.
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TONIGHT IS ABOUT PLEASURE.
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A JOURNEY INTO THE...
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TABOO.
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I WILL LET NOTHING
DESTROY THE MOOD.
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[BANJO-PICKING BLUEGRASS
MUSIC PLAYS]
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NOTHING.
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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[LIP-SYNCHING TO RECORD]
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* EASY LIVING
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* EASY TO LIVE
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* WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE
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* I'M SO IN LOVE
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OH, I'VE SEEN THESE.
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OH, MY GOD!
WHOA!
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OOH!
OHH!
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AH, CLAP OFF, HUH?
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I'M FREE.
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I'M FREE!
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I'M FREE!
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I'M FREE!
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OHH!
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THERE'S SO MUCH
I'VE MISSED.
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FRESH AIR,
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THE SMELL
OF BACON FRYING,
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WATCHING TALK SHOWS
WITH HARRY.
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I DIDN'T MISS
JERRY SPRINGER'S
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"BIKER CHICK MAKEOVER,"
DID I?
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IT WAS TUESDAY.
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OH, DAMN!
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SALLY, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING THAT SKIRT?
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IT MAKES YOU LOOK
SO FRUMPY.
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OH! I KNEW IT.
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THAT DICK UPSTAIRS
SAID THIS LOOK
WORKED FOR ME.
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I HATE HIM!
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HE CRASHED THE RAMBLER.
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CHANGED MY NAME
TO TOMMY.
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WELL, WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE YOU?
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HE CALLS ME TOMMY, TOO.
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IS THAT TOMMY
AND THE NUMBER 2?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW!
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THE GUY'S A MAJOR
HEAD CASE.
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I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
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NO ONE DICTATES
HUMILIATING
AND IRRATIONAL EDICTS
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TO MY FAMILY.
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THAT'S MY JOB!
COME ON.
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OHHH!
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AND NOBODY BETTER HAVE
TOUCHED MY STRAWBERRIES.
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
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MARY.
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WHAT'S SHE DOING
WITH HIM?
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LOOKS LIKE
HE'S PLUGGING
HER PIE HOLE.
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I THINK SHE
LIKES IT, DICK.
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DICK?
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DICK?
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DICK.
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COME ON, DICK.
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OH, WHAT DOES SHE
SEE IN HIM?
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I MEAN, SURE,
HE'S GORGEOUS,
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BUT IT'S ALL PART OF
HIS DEPRAVED SCHEME.
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HOW DARE HE. HOW DARE SHE.
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DID WHAT WE HAVE
MEAN NOTHING TO HER?
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WAIT. SHE THINKS
HE'S ME...
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BUT HE'S GOING TO GET HER...
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BECAUSE HE'S DECEIVING HER,
AND SHE'LL BE HIS FOREVER.
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IN A WAY, MINE,
BUT SHE LIKES ME.
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I OUGHTA--BUT SHE--I--
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DICK, HEY,
SNAP OUT OF IT.
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YOU HAVE TO
TAKE ACTION HERE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'VE GOT IT.
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WE'RE MOVING
TO FLORIDA.
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WHAT?
WHAT?
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IT'S WARM ALL THE TIME,
THE LAND IS CHEAP,
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AND THE FISHING--
BASS AS BIG AS YOUR ARM.
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WE'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
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NOW YOU
LISTEN TO ME.
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THIS AFTERNOON
WHEN I WAS
WITH ALBRIGHT
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ARRANGING THIS
DATE, SHE--
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YOU ARRANGED THIS DATE?
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YEAH, BUT
THE POINT IS--
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YOU SET THIS UP?
WHAT, ARE YOU HIS PIMP?
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NO, NO. IF YOU'D
LET ME FINISH,
I'LL EXPLAIN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE--
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DICK, GET A GRIP
AND LISTEN TO HER
FOR A SECOND.
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THE POINT IS, DICK,
IS THAT I TRIED TO TALK
HER OUT OF THIS DATE,
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BUT SHE WOULDN'T
LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE--
DON'T ASK ME WHY--
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SHE HAS SOME SORT OF
EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT
TO YOU.
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SHE SAID THAT?
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SHE CARES ABOUT YOU
SO MUCH,
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00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:04,278
SHE IS UPSTAIRS
ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
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SHE WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?
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IF YOU DON'T
STOP HER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT TYRANT
HAS GONE TOO FAR.
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I MUST DEFEAT THAT MAN!
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ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
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I SHOULD HAVE
DONE THAT EARLIER.
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OK, HERE'S THE PLAN.
TOMMY, HARRY, YOU STAY HERE.
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SALLY, YOU WATCH MY BACK
WHILE I MAKE A RUN
FOR THE BATHROOM.
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OK, WELL, THEN WHAT?
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I USE THE BATHROOM.
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LOOK, I'VE BEEN STUCK
IN A BOX FOR TWO DAYS.
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HOLD ON. ENOUGH.
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I THINK MY TONGUE
HAS A CHARLEY HORSE.
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WELL, SADDLE UP.
WE'RE GOING FOR
ANOTHER RIDE.
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00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,069
OOH!
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00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,904
WHAT IS GOING ON?
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00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,639
LAST TIME
YOU WERE SO FAST.
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00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:09,277
WHY DON'T WE
JUST GET TO IT?
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00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:12,079
IT?
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00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,080
WHAT?
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00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,682
YOU KNOW...
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00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,650
IT.
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00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:20,254
OH, IT.
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00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:23,991
YOU'LL GET IT,
ALL RIGHT.
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00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:28,128
YOU'LL GET ALL OF IT
THAT YOU WANT.
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00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:34,735
IT IS ON ITS WAY.
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00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,406
COME ON, DICK.
HE'S TAKING FOREVER.
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00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:41,041
WHO'S TAKING FOREVER?
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00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,876
TOILET DUCK.
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00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:50,117
HE'S TACKLING
OUR STUBBORN BUILDUP.
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00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,319
LIEUTENANT,
YOU'RE THE WOMAN.
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00:10:51,352 --> 00:10:52,953
I NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT IT.
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00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,587
IT, WHAT?
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00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:54,722
YOU KNOW, IT.
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00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,589
OH, IT.
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00:10:55,623 --> 00:10:59,126
UM, LET'S GET SOME PRIVACY.
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OK, WELL, UM...
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00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:07,701
UH, IT'S, UH,
IT'S KIND OF INVOLVED.
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00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,836
UM...
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00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,706
YEAH.
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00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,375
EWW.
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00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:15,976
REALLY?
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00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,313
NO?
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00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:20,314
AND WOMEN LIKE THAT?
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00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:23,617
THEY LOVE IT.
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00:11:23,651 --> 00:11:27,421
AND TO THINK
ALL THIS TIME I WAS JUST
WALKING AROUND ON THEM.
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OH, MARY.
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00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:31,292
DICK.
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00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:33,394
MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY.
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00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,595
OH, NOW THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.
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00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:36,797
OH, I WANT YOU SO BAD.
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00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:37,765
YOU'VE GOT TO ESCAPE.
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00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,866
YOU WANT ME TO
TRY AND GET AWAY?
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00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:39,600
YOU MUST.
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00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:42,270
LET ME GO!
LET ME GO!
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00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:43,937
HOW'S THAT?
236
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,507
GET OUT!
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00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,475
WHAT?
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00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:48,942
IF YOU
CLEAR THE HEDGE,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
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00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,344
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:51,812
NOTHING--EVERYTHING.
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00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,647
OH, MARY, YOU KNOW
I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU.
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00:11:53,681 --> 00:11:54,582
OH, DICK.
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00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:56,550
OH, I'VE GOT TO GO NOW.
YOU REMEMBER TOMMY.
244
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,018
UH, TELL HER
ABOUT THE SWIM TEAM.
245
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,787
SWIM TEAM?
WHAT ARE YOU--
246
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:06,560
WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T THE FORMER
HIGH COMMANDER.
247
00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:10,898
IT SEEMS THAT
I'VE UNDERESTIMATED
YOUR STUPIDITY.
248
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,301
THAT WAS YOUR
FIRST MISTAKE...
249
00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:16,003
AND HERE'S
YOUR SECOND.
250
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:16,804
LOOK OVER THERE!
251
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,938
WHERE?
252
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,207
AAH!
253
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,910
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DICK IS ACTING
SO STRANGELY.
254
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,645
SEE, LISTEN,
DR. ALBRIGHT,
255
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,814
DICK, HE'S GOT A LOT
OF BAGGAGE, SEE.
256
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,181
IT'S AN INTERNAL
STRUGGLE.
257
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,384
Dick: AAH, STOP!
258
00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:31,552
HA!
259
00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:38,191
Dick: STOP
PULLING MY HAIR!
260
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,994
Evil Dick:
I'LL PULL IT IF I WANT!
261
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,063
OH, THAT POOR THING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
262
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,698
NO. YOU COULDN'T KNOW,
263
00:12:44,732 --> 00:12:46,467
'CAUSE HE'S BEEN AFRAID.
264
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,370
SEE, HE'S BEEN LONELY...
265
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:52,506
FOR SUCH A LONG TIME,
266
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,575
AND AS THE YEARS WENT BY,
267
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,945
HE FELL INTO DESPAIR
AND LOST ALL HOPE,
268
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:01,682
FOR WHAT WOMAN COULD EVER
LEARN TO LOVE A BEAST?
269
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,723
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
GIVE ME A SECOND, OK?
270
00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:11,425
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
271
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,694
WHY AREN'T YOU
HELPING HIM?
272
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,797
WHICH ONE?
WHICH ONE?
273
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,232
WHEN I PULL HIM UP,
BRAIN HIM WITH THE GNOME.
274
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,602
GOTCHA.
275
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,178
I GOT HIM, DICK.
276
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,647
NOW, HELP ME GET HIM
INTO THE CHAIR.
277
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,320
HERE, TIE HIM UP GOOD.
278
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,455
TIE HIM DOWN TIGHT.
279
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,823
OK, WELL,
WHICH ONE IS IT?
280
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:46,560
TIE HIM UP
OR TIE HIM DOWN?
281
00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:47,828
BOTH, HARRY.
282
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,830
HURRY. WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
BEFORE MARY SEES HIM.
283
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,931
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO WITH HIM?
284
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,233
OOH, LET'S TAKE HIM
DOWNSTAIRS TO THE RAMBLER
285
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,368
AND PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK,
286
00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:58,138
LIKE THEY DO
ON THAT SHOW HOMICIDE.
287
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,206
HOMICIDE?
HOMICIDE?
288
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,508
LIFE ON THE STREET.
289
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:01,842
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
290
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,511
GREAT IDEA. TOMMY, HARRY,
291
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:05,112
RUN DOWN TO THE RAMBLER
AND CLEAN OUT THE TRUNK.
292
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:08,382
ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT IT.
293
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,584
WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK, SIR.
294
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:16,590
DON'T BE LONG...
295
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,659
TOMMY.
296
00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:27,000
DON'T TIRE YOURSELF OUT,
COMMANDER.
297
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,270
I WANT YOU
TO WITNESS THE DESTRUCTION
MY LITTLE DEVICE WREAKS
298
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,906
ON THE WORLD
YOU LOVE SO WELL.
299
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:38,178
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO OUR TOASTER?
300
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,881
IT'S NOT A TOASTER.
IT'S AN INCUBATOR.
301
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,616
WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON,
302
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,653
MILLIONS OF SPORES
WILL BE RELEASED
INTO THE ATMOSPHERE,
303
00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:47,788
SPAWNING A WHOLE NEW RACE--
304
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:51,358
A RACE OF GROVELING DRONES.
305
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,695
THEY WILL THINK ALIKE
AND TALK ALIKE.
306
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,231
AT TIMES, THEY'LL EVEN
WALK ALIKE,
307
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,334
AND I WILL BE FATHER
TO THEM ALL.
308
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,036
WHAT WILL HAPPEN
TO MARY?
309
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,840
OH, DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOT USING THIS ON HER.
310
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:09,577
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF HER PERSONALLY.
311
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:15,182
I'M GOING IN THERE
AND PUTTING MY FEET
IN HER PURSE.
312
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,718
AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN.
313
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,487
YOU'RE INSANE!
314
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,423
AND NOT GALLAGHER
INSANE, JUST INSANE!
315
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:24,858
WE CLEANED OUT
THE RAMBLER, DICK.
316
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:30,230
OH, YOU WERE ABLE TO USE
THE GRAY DUCT TAPE.
317
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,532
RUN!
318
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,467
NO!
319
00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:34,535
STAY.
320
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:37,905
STAY AND WITNESS
MY MOMENT OF GLORY,
321
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:44,244
AS I IMPREGNATE THE ENTIRE
POPULATION OF OHIO
WITH MY DEMON PROGENY.
322
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,747
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
EVEN THE MEN?
323
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,619
OK, NOT THE MEN.
324
00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:52,886
NOT LITTLE
GIRLS?
325
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,522
NO, NOT THEM.
326
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,223
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
ELDERLY WOMEN?
327
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,526
I DON'T THINK SO.
328
00:15:58,559 --> 00:15:59,960
WHAT ABOUT WOMEN WHO ARE
ALREADY PREGNANT?
329
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,629
OH, SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!
330
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:09,202
OK, SO APPARENTLY I WON'T
BE IMPREGNATING THE ENTIRE
POPULATION OF OHIO,
331
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:13,807
BUT ALL FERTILE WOMEN
OF CHILD-BEARING AGE WHO
ARE NOT CURRENTLY PREGNANT--
332
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:18,078
AND THAT'S A LOT.
WE'RE TALKING LOTS
OF WOMEN HERE--
333
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:24,852
WILL SOON FIND THEMSELVES
NOW PREGNANT BY ME.
334
00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:29,657
IT'S AS EASY AS 1...
335
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:33,460
2...
336
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,695
3.
337
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,631
YES!
338
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:40,400
YES, THAT WILL
SHOW HIM.
339
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:44,905
NOT THAT I CARE,
BUT, UH, SHOW WHO?
340
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:48,976
YOUR FATHER--
THAT UNFEELING PURPLE
TUBE WHO GAVE YOU LIFE
341
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,711
BUT COULDN'T
GIVE YOU LOVE.
342
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,646
YOU KNOW NOTHING
OF MY FATHER,
343
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,482
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SHUT UP?
344
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,851
'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
345
00:16:57,885 --> 00:16:59,386
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DEFEND HIM.
346
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,088
YOU CAN'T
CHANGE THE PAST.
347
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,756
YOU HAVE TO LIVE
IN THE NOW.
348
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,858
THIS IS
THE NINETIES,
GIRLFRIEND.
349
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,731
ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS APPROVAL.
350
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,767
IS IT ANY WONDER
I WET MY BED?
351
00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,838
I'M WITH YOU.
352
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:21,575
YOUR FATHER'S GOT YOU
ALL CAUGHT UP IN HIS
EMOTIONAL RED TAPE,
353
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,510
AND YOU NEED
TO CUT YOURSELF FREE.
354
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,114
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IF I TOLD YOU
355
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,917
THAT YOUR FATHER
WAS HERE TONIGHT?
356
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,418
COME ON OUT!
357
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,827
I'M JUST KIDDING.
HE'S NOT REALLY HERE.
358
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,930
I THINK YOU
NEED TO GO HOME
AND FACE HIM.
359
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:46,099
LET THE CYCLE
OF PAIN END HERE.
360
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,200
YOU'RE SO RIGHT!
361
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,068
[SOBBING]
362
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,703
THAT'S IT.
363
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,171
LET IT OUT.
364
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,074
LET IT ALL OUT.
365
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:54,842
HEY, GUYS.
366
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,209
DENNIS,
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
367
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,177
LONG STORY.
368
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,646
I GOT A WEIRD VIBE
FROM YOU GUYS YESTERDAY.
369
00:17:58,679 --> 00:17:59,647
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
370
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,481
WE REALLY COULD HAVE
USED YOU ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
371
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,783
WHAT HAPPENED?
372
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,218
I GOT MOBBED
BY ALL THESE PEOPLE.
373
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,887
I GOT TO FIND
A BETTER DISGUISE.
374
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,488
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
WOMEN'S CLOTHING?
375
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,892
TRIED IT.
DOESN'T WORK.
376
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,695
DENNIS, COULD YOU
DO US A FAVOR?
377
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:17,364
COULD YOU
ESCORT THAT GUY BACK
TO THE HOME WORLD?
378
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,700
WHY NOT? I'M GOING
THAT WAY ANYWAY.
379
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,702
I'VE GOT A PRESENT
FOR THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
380
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:22,602
WHAT IS IT?
381
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:26,473
A BIG GIANT NOSE RING.
382
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,976
THANK YOU ALL.
383
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,111
I FEEL THAT I'VE MADE
A BIG BREAKTHROUGH HERE.
384
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,913
WELL, REMEMBER,
385
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:39,352
NOBODY'S GOING TO RESPECT YOU
UNTIL YOU LEARN TO RESPECT
YOURSELF...
386
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,989
BED WETTER.
387
00:18:42,022 --> 00:18:46,259
AND, DENNIS, COULD
YOU DISPOSE OF THIS
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
388
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,961
YOU DID IT!
389
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:58,872
YOU DID IT.
390
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:00,974
OH, NO. NOT JUST ME,
LIEUTENANT.
391
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,676
I HAD A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS.
392
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,377
COME ON, MAN.
OH, STOP.
393
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,514
RICKI LAKE,
JERRY SPRINGER,
AND SALLY JESSY.
394
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,548
THANKS.
395
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,250
NOW LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.
396
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,952
I KNOW THAT IN THE PAST
I WORRIED
397
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,921
THAT WE WATCHED
TOO MUCH TELEVISION.
398
00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:19,126
WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS,
GOD BLESS TELEVISION
399
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:23,230
AND THE MANY WAYS
IN WHICH TELEVISION
ENRICHES OUR LIVES.
400
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,432
FROM NOW ON,
I ORDER YOU,
401
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,936
WATCH MORE TELEVISION
THAN EVER BEFORE.
402
00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:30,738
AYE, AYE, SIR.
403
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:31,772
WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
404
00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,073
TOMMY, CALL THE HUT
AND GET A PIZZA.
405
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:33,807
YES, SIR.
406
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,743
HARRY. WARM UP
THAT TELEVISION.
407
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:38,511
AND, SALLY...
408
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,114
GO GET YOURSELF
A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS.
409
00:19:41,148 --> 00:19:44,217
OH, THANK YOU, SIR.
410
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,800
DR. ALBRIGHT, THE LAST
TIME WE WERE OUT HERE,
411
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,268
YOU SAID SOMETHING TO ME.
412
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:05,405
YOU SAID
YOU CARED ABOUT ME.
413
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,807
IS THAT STILL TRUE?
414
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,408
OF COURSE IT'S TRUE.
415
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,979
BECAUSE OVER
THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS,
YOU'VE SEEN ME AT MY WORST.
416
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:14,614
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
BEING TOGETHER
IS ABOUT.
417
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,183
IF WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE A RELATIONSHIP,
418
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,819
I WANT TO HAVE IT
WITH ALL OF YOU,
419
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:22,956
AND THAT INCLUDES
THE DARK SIDE.
420
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,625
YOU KNOW,
I CARE ABOUT YOU, TOO.
421
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,528
YOU'VE MADE THAT
VERY CLEAR.
422
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,798
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
423
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,065
WELL, IT'S BEEN
A LONG NIGHT,
424
00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:34,567
BUT WHY DON'T YOU
JUST PUT YOUR ARM
AROUND ME,
425
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:38,038
AND WE'LL LOOK UP
AT THE STARS.
426
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,706
THE STARS.
427
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,408
YES.
428
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,477
THEY LOOK LIKE LOVERS
LOCKED IN A CELESTIAL
EMBRACE.
429
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:50,784
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LOOK AT THOSE TREES?
430
00:20:50,818 --> 00:20:52,853
THE TREES--
THEY LOOK LIKE LOVERS,
431
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:57,357
THEIR LIMBS EXPLORING
AND FONDLING EACH OTHER.
432
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,993
HOW ABOUT WE LOOK
AT THAT COUPLE
IN THE WINDOW?
433
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,332
WOW. THEY'RE GOING
AT IT LIKE TREES.
434
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,765
HARRY
435
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,334
IS THERE SOMETHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT YOU?
436
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,469
YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT?
437
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,470
NOPE.
438
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,471
IS THAT A NEW SHIRT?
439
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,038
NOPE
440
00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:45,873
OH WAIT!
441
00:21:45,906 --> 00:21:46,874
YOU SHAVED OFF YOUR BEARD?
442
00:21:46,907 --> 00:21:48,675
NOPE I NEVER HAD ONE
443
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,043
IT'S SOMETHING--
444
00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:52,745
OH! YOU GOT A HAIRCUT.
445
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,048
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER
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