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HELLO!
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HI, DICK.
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I BROUGHT HOME
A PIZZA!
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HEY, DICK.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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SALLY, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO INVESTIGATE
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YOUR CHEMICAL ATTRACTION
TO MR. RANDALL?
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HE HAD TO CANCEL
OUR DATE.
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HIS MOTHER
CAME IN TOWN.
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SO?
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I DON'T KNOW. HE MENTIONED
BREAKING ME TO HER GENTLY.
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DICK, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO ASK ME
HOW MY DAY WENT?
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GOOD WORK, HARRY.
WELL DONE.
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SALLY...
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
INVITED SOMEWHERE
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IS NO REASON
NOT TO GO.
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YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
IS TO MEET THIS MOTHER,
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AND STUDY
HER MATERNAL POWER.
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I COULD SEDUCE HER,
IF YOU LIKE.
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UH, NO, HARRY.
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TOMMY, HAVE YOU
INFILTRATED
THE GLEE CLUB?
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OH, YEAH.
THEY'RE VERY HAPPY.
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THAT'S MY REPORT.
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GOOD WORK, TOMMY.
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WHA--WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
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WELL, WHAT?
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WELL, THAT'S MY POINT.
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YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER,
SHE'S HEAD OF SECURITY,
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HE'S INFORMATION
OFFICER...WHAT AM I?
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WELL, YOU'RE--
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YOU'RE HARRY.
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OH, SURE.
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I GOT THE FANCY TITLE,
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BUT WHAT DO I DO?
WHAT AM I GOOD AT?
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UH...
UH...
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YOU--YOU PAINT!
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OH, YEAH.
I LIKE PAINTING.
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PAINTING. YES!
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GREAT! GO! PAINT!
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OH. O.K.
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OFF TO MY PAINTING.
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YELL IF YOU NEED ME.
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SURE. WHATEVER.
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AW, DICK!
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THEY SCREWED IT UP
AGAIN!
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DAMN!
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DAMN!
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WHAT'S THIS, TOMMY?
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STAR WARS.
IT'S A MOVIE.
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WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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OUTER SPACE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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IF OUTER SPACE
WAS THAT HAPPENING,
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I NEVER WOULD
HAVE LEFT.
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HEY, TOMMY.
I'M ALMOST READY.
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WHOA. WHOA.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I'M TAKING TOMMY
TO SCHOOL.
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OH. WELL, BE SURE
AND TALK TO THAT
MR. RANDALL.
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OH, WILL HE BE THERE?
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GOSH. I HOPE
I DON'T DISTRACT HIM.
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OW! OW!
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YOU ARE IN BIG,
BIG, BIG TROUBLE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HE PAINTED
SOMETHING AWFUL
ON THE HOUSE.
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A POSTIMPRESSIONIST
URBAN MURAL.
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I WAS GIVEN
FULL PERMISSION.
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TELL HER, DICK.
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I PROMISE YOU,
MRS. DUPCHECK,
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HARRY, WILL NOT GO
UNPUNISHED!
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HE'LL SIT IN HIS ROOM
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AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT HE DID,
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WHILE YOU REPAINT
YOUR HOUSE.
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IDLE HANDS
DO THE DEVIL'S WORK.
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG--
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THE GLACIER RECEDED,
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CREATING
THE GREAT LAKES,
AS WE ALL KNOW.
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BYE, NOW. GOODBYE.
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WELL, THANKS A LOT,
DICK.
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YOU TELL ME TO PAINT,
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AND THEN YOU HANG ME
OUT TO DRY LIKE A SHIRT.
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A WET SHIRT.
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A WET SHIRT
THAT NEEDS DRYING.
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WHY IS HARRY UPSET
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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IS HE MAD AT ME?
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NO. HE JUST FEELS
LEFT OUT, YOU KNOW?
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HE'S SEARCHING
FOR HIS IDENTITY.
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HE'S ACTING UP
FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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OH. I SEE IT
WITH SOPHOMORES
ALL THE TIME.
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HE NEEDS
AN AUTHORITY FIGURE.
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HE'S GOT ONE.
I'M THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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A PARENT.
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YES. MR. RANDALL
HAS A MOTHER,
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AND HE TURNED OUT
DREAMY.
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OF COURSE.
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HARRY NEEDS A FATHER.
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OH, I SHOULD HAVE
SEEN IT!
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WELL...
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I CAN FILL THOSE SHOES.
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I'M PRETENDING TO BE
YOUR FATHER.
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I MAY HAVE TO NEGLECT
YOU FOR A WHILE.
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I DON'T MIND.
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
FATHER ANYWAY.
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WELL, YOU'RE
A LOUSY SON!
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I'M OLD AND SET
IN MY WAYS!
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WELL, IT'S GOING
TO BE DIFFERENT
WITH MY SECOND SON!
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I'LL BE A TERRIFIC
FATHER.
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OH. SURE.
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I'M GOING TO START OFF
BY BEING COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH HIM.
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WAIT. HONEST?
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I'M TELLING HIM
ABOUT THAT THING
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THAT THEY PUT
IN HIS HEAD.
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OH, NO.
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YOU CAN'T
TELL HIM THAT.
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TELLING HIM
IS A BAD THING.
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SHH.
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IXNE ON THE THINGTHE.
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UH, HARRY.
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I MADE A DECISION.
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FROM NOW ON...
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DON'T THINK OF ME
AS YOUR COMMANDER.
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I WANT YOU TO THINK
OF ME AS A FATHER.
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A FATHER
WHO OUTRANKS YOU.
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WELL, FATHER, WHY?
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GUIDANCE.
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
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I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU.
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I'LL BE THE WIND
BENEATH YOUR SHEETS.
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HARRY, WHEN YOU NEED
ANYTHING AT ALL,
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YOU COME TO ME.
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WELL, O.K.
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CAN I BORROW
THE CAR?
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NO.
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BORROW CASH?
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NO.
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BRING A WOMAN
IN MY ROOM?
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NEVER HAPPEN.
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SURE.
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WELL, THANKS,
COMMANDER--
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WELL, I MEAN,
DICK--
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DAD.
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FATHER DICK.
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OHH...
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BUT HOSTILITIES DIDN'T
BEGIN TO ESCALATE...
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UNTIL THE CONFEDERATE
TROOPS
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ATTACKED FORT SUMPTER.
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AND FOUR YEARS LATER,
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THE WAR'S
PRETTY MUCH OVER.
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MR. RANDALL.
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SALLY.
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HEY, SOLOMON.
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WHAT?
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ARE RANDALL
AND YOUR AUNT,
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LIKE, UH...
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YOU KNOW...
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I DON'T KNOW.
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RAISE YOUR HAND
AND ASK, YOU MOOK.
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SO, UM, DID YOU
WANT TO TALK TO ME
ABOUT TOMMY?
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NO. TOMMY'S DOING FINE.
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OH.
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WELL, THEN,
SINCE I'M HERE,
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CAN I MEET YOUR MOTHER?
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I DON'T KNOW
THAT YOU'RE READY
TO MEET MY MOTHER.
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WE COULD HAVE DINNER.
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YOU DON'T THINK
IT'S TOO EARLY?
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NO. BREAKFAST
WOULD BE EARLY.
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DINNER'S FINE.
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I DON'T KNOW, SALLY.
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SHE'S NOT AN EASY PERSON
TO KNOW.
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SHE'S EXTREMELY
PROTECTIVE,
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AND SHE NEVER THINKS
ANYONE IS GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME.
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I THINK SHE'S REALLY
GOING TO LIKE ME...
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A LOT.
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HEY. BYE, TOMMY.
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[GRUMBLES]
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...WHICH CAN BE
DIRECTLY APPLIED
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TO NEWTON'S
SECOND LAW OF MOTION,
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WHICH,
FOR PERSONAL REASONS,
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IS MY FAVORITE.
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ISAAC NEWTON, OF COURSE,
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HAS BEEN CALLED
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THE FATHER
OF MODERN PHYSICS,
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BRINGING ME
TO ANOTHER QUESTION.
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HOW MANY OF YOU
HAVE FATHERS?
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ANYONE? FATHERS?
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EVERYONE HAS FATHERS.
GOOD.
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SO, WHO WOULD
LIKE TO RELATE
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SOME FATHERESQUE
EXPERIENCE,
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SOMETHING
VERY FATHERING?
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UM, O.K. WELL, UH,
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MY FATHER AND I HAVE
THIS VERY SPECIAL--
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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KAREN, PLEASE.
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I'M ONLY INTERESTED
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IN FATHER-SON
EXPERIENCES.
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BOBBY,
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UH, MY FATHER?
VERY STRICT.
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WHEN I'D ACT UP,
HE'D GIVE ME HIS BELT.
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YOU WORE THE SAME SIZE?
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AS PUNISHMENT.
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HE'D GIVE ME A WHOOPING.
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SO HE GAVE YOU
A WHOOPING AND A BELT?
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WITH THE BELT.
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THEN HE GAVE YOU
THE BELT?
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UM...
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YEAH.
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LEON, DID YOUR DAD
GIVE YOU A BELT?
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NO. NO, MY DAD'S GREAT.
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EVERY AUGUST WE'D RENT A
CABIN ON LAKE EIRE
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WE PICK UP A CASE
OF TALL-BOYS, GET FACED,
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AND HIT ON GIRLS
IN PONTOON BOATS.
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[CLASS BELL RINGS]
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UH, TOMORROW
THERE WILL BE A POP QUIZ
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ON THE EFFECTS
OF THERMAL DYNAMICS!
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REMEMBER,
IT'S A POP QUIZ!
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IF YOU STUDY, I'LL KNOW!
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HARRY!
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SON...
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LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT
HOME FOR US.
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IT'S A SIX-PACK
OF TALL-BOYS.
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LET'S GET FACED,
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AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU
MY BELT.
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FORGET IT, MAN,
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WHAT'S THIS?
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I'M CUTTING OUT.
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I'M BLOWING THIS JOINT.
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I'M TAKING SOME POWDER.
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WAIT. YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
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FACE IT. I HAVE
NO PURPOSE HERE.
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WELL, I--I--
I'LL FIND YOU A PURPOSE.
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I'LL SET UP
A MEETING FOR YOU
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WITH THE CAMPUS
JOB COUNSELOR.
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THAT'S YOUR WORLD, MAN,
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NOT MINE.
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SEE, I'M REJECTING
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ALL THAT 9-TO-5,
MAKE-A-LIVING,
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BECOME-A-SUCCESS,
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FEEL-GOOD-ABOUT-YOURSELF
CRAP.
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THAT'S A SUCKER'S GAME,
MAN.
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WELL...
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COLOR ME GONE.
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HARRY, WAIT.
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YOU'RE PART
OF THE UNIT!
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WE NEED YOU.
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WHY DO YOU NEED ME?
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BECAUSE...
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WE LOVE YOU,
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AND YOU'RE IMPORTANT
TO THE FAMILY.
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AND, UH...
247
00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:08,282
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
248
00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,420
WELL, I MAY BE PRETTY.
249
00:09:12,453 --> 00:09:13,787
BUT I KNOW
I'M NOT IMPORTANT.
250
00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,256
WHA--NO.
251
00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,924
HARRY,
YOU ARE IMPORTANT!
252
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,926
YOU'RE THE--
253
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,129
OH, I WASN'T
GOING TO SAY THIS.
254
00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:23,131
HARRY...
255
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,667
YOU'VE GOT A THING
IN YOUR HEAD.
256
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,938
A THING?
257
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,608
A CRANIAL
MICRORECEIVER CHIP.
258
00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,211
IN MY HEAD.
YES.
259
00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,979
IT'S NOT IN
THE PART YOU USE,
260
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,382
IT'S IN YOUR BRAIN.
261
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:46,820
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
262
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,356
I THINK IT'S EVERY
LITTLE GIRL'S DREAM
263
00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:51,392
TO MEET HER BOYFRIEND'S
MOTHER.
264
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,994
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WAS TO GET MARRIED.
265
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,095
MR. RANDALL,
266
00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:58,166
IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO DATES.
267
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,269
WHEN?
268
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,937
HI, HONEY.
269
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,072
MOTHER.
270
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,707
MMM.
271
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,675
WELL...
272
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,377
THIS
IS SALLY.
273
00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,879
MRS. RANDALL,
PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
274
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,149
YOU SURE SQUEEZED OUT
A WINNER, LADY!
275
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,588
WHY, THANK YOU.
276
00:10:21,189 --> 00:10:23,424
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
277
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,960
NOW, WHICH SALLY
ARE YOU?
278
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,729
AH HA HA HA.
279
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,831
THE ONLY SALLY.
280
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,099
I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
281
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,502
IT'S JUST THAT HE'S
SO DARN HANDSOME.
282
00:10:34,535 --> 00:10:36,337
HE ATTRACTS
SO MANY WOMEN,
283
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,906
I TEND TO GET
YOU ALL CONFUSED.
284
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:39,707
ACTUALLY, MOTHER,
285
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,109
I WAS ATTRACTED
TO SALLY.
286
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,444
SHE HAS
A BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
287
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,978
OH. ABSOLUTELY.
288
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,146
ARE THOSE CAPS?
289
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:46,747
OH, NO.
290
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,382
THEY'RE TEETH.
291
00:10:48,416 --> 00:10:50,418
THEY GO ALL THE WAY BACK,
SEE?
292
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:57,124
SO I HAVE A THING
IN MY HEAD.
293
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,026
AND I HAVE THIS WHY?
294
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,561
WELL...
295
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:01,762
BECAUSE...
296
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:02,996
SOMETIMES...
297
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,567
OUR SUPREME LEADER,
THE BIG GIANT HEAD?
298
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,502
HE NEEDS TO COMMUNICATE
WITH US,
299
00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:11,439
AND WE PICKED YOU.
YOU, HARRY.
300
00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:14,908
WITHOUT YOU, WE CAN'T
MAINTAIN CONTACT
WITH THE HOME OFFICE.
301
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,245
WELL, DOES TOMMY
KNOW ABOUT THIS?
302
00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:18,379
YES.
303
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,713
DOES SALLY KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
304
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,415
YES.
305
00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:24,184
DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
306
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:30,157
I'M SORRY. I SHOULD'VE
TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT...
307
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,327
ISN'T IT NEAT
TO FIND OUT NEW THINGS
ABOUT YOURSELF?
308
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,732
YOU HAVE DESTROYED
MY LIFE!
309
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,733
HARRY.
310
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,102
OHH! SO IT'S O.K.
311
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,505
FOR ME TO HAVE
A THING IN MY HEAD,
312
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:48,175
BUT IT'S NOT O.K.
FOR ME TO KNOW
ABOUT IT?
313
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,379
AND YOU CALL
YOURSELF A FATHER.
314
00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:52,846
I'M OUT OF HERE.
315
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,181
HARRY!
316
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,649
YOU ARE NOT LEAVING!
317
00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:58,686
YOU'RE COMING
RIGHT BACK HERE!
THAT'S AN ORDER!
318
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,590
IF YOU WERE
MY FATHER,
I WOULD THINK
319
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:06,527
THAT YOU'D CARE
ENOUGH ABOUT MY FEELINGS
TO JUST LET ME GO.
320
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,161
YOU'RE RIGHT.
321
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,832
YOU NEED TO SORT THIS
OUT FOR YOURSELF. GO.
322
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,802
BUT AS HIGH COMMANDER,
I MUST HAVE ACCESS
TO THAT TRANSMITTER!
323
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,337
STAY!
324
00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:21,675
BUT I WANT YOU TO
HAVE YOUR OWN SPACE.
GO.
325
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:23,344
I CAN'T ALLOW
THIS BREACH
OF PROTOCOL!
326
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,746
I ORDER YOU
TO STAY!
327
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,282
LEAVE THE NEST.
FLY.
328
00:12:28,316 --> 00:12:30,984
HARRY, NOW, YOU
COME BACK HERE!
329
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,920
I'M SORRY.
GO. GO.
330
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,288
STAY! GO!
331
00:12:34,322 --> 00:12:35,556
GO! STAY!
332
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,223
GO!
333
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,691
STOP!
334
00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:42,663
YOU'RE TEARING
ME APART!
335
00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:54,241
GET ME A BEER.
336
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,175
WHAT KIND?
337
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,545
THE KIND YOU DRINK.
338
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,634
HI. I'M MARGUERITE.
WHO ARE YOU?
339
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:23,537
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
340
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:24,872
ALL I KNOW IS,
341
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,240
I GOT SOMETHING
INSIDE MY HEAD.
342
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,643
SOMETHING THAT COULD
GO OFF AT ANY MINUTE.
343
00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:31,912
SOME SORT OF
ANSWERING MACHINE
344
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,415
TO PICK UP
SOME COSMIC MESSAGE
345
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,684
SENT FROM SOMEWHERE
OUT THERE...
346
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:39,052
IN THE UNIVERSE.
347
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:41,455
I'M AN AQUARIUS.
348
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,058
HEY. WHO YOU
TALKING TO?
349
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,460
I DON'T KNOW.
SOME GUY.
350
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,061
WAS HE HITTING ON YOU?
351
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,863
WHY? YOU JEALOUS?
352
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,165
HEY! YOU TALKING
TO MY GIRL?
353
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,168
YOU DON'T LOOK
OLD ENOUGH TO BE
HER FATHER.
354
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,504
WHAT ARE YOU...
355
00:13:56,537 --> 00:13:58,639
A COMEDIAN?
356
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:03,043
NO. THAT WOULD BE
BUDDY HACKETT.
357
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,113
YOU GOT WHEELS?
ON MY CAR.
358
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,782
O.K., YOU AND ME, PAL.
DEAD MAN'S CURVE.
359
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:10,384
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
A GAME OF CHICKEN.
360
00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:14,021
I'LL STOP
AT THE COLONEL'S.
361
00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:20,628
I WONDER HOW
HE'S DOING OUT THERE
ALL BY HIMSELF.
362
00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:23,196
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
A BAD FATHER,
THEY LEAVE.
363
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,733
IF YOU'RE A GOOD FATHER,
THEY LEAVE.
364
00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,301
A PARENT'S LOVE
IS LIKE A RIVER.
365
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,938
NO MATTER HOW DEEP
OR STRONG ITS CURRENT,
366
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,775
IT'S ALWAYS FLOWING
TOWARDS THE SEA
OF SEPARATION.
367
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:35,843
LIGHTEN UP, DICK.
368
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,679
YOU'RE GOING
TO GIVE YOURSELF
A HALLMARK HERNIA.
369
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,748
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
370
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,382
HELLO?
371
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,717
YES?
372
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:44,885
THE POLICE?
373
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,620
YOU'VE GOT HARRY?
374
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,021
HE CRASHED THE CAR?
375
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,823
AT DEAD MAN'S CURVE?
376
00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,091
WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER!
377
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,292
SOMETHING TERRIBLE
HAS HAPPENED.
378
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,628
HARRY CRASHED THE CAR
AT DEAD MAN'S CURVE.
379
00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:57,698
WHY IS THE FATHER
ALWAYS THE LAST
TO KNOW?
380
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,736
O.K. SO WE'VE
LEFT THE DANCE,
381
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:05,305
AND WE'RE PARKED
IN YOUR SON'S CAR,
O.K.?
382
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,375
AND HE CAN'T SEEM
TO UNDO THE TOP HOOK,
ALL RIGHT?
383
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,343
[RANDALL]
PLEASE DON'T.
384
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,613
GO ON. IT'S
A CUTE STORY.
385
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,414
LET HER TELL.
386
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,883
I ORDERED SALMON.
WHAT'D YOU ORDER?
387
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,385
MY, THAT'S
AN INTERESTING DRESS
YOU'RE WEARING.
388
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,354
OH, YOU LIKE IT? GOOD,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
389
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,256
IF YOU'D BE IMPRESSED
BY HOW CONFIDENT I AM
390
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,925
TO WEAR A DRESS
LIKE THIS.
391
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,460
OR MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
GONE WITH
392
00:15:26,494 --> 00:15:29,096
SOMETHING A LITTLE
MORE CONSERVATIVE,
AS IF TO SAY,
393
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:33,366
"WHAT'S UNDERNEATH HERE
IS NOT FOR ANYBODY
BUT YOUR SON."
394
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:36,604
WELL, I THINK
THAT DRESS SAYS
395
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:37,871
IT'S NOT JUST
FOR MY SON,
396
00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:40,541
IT'S FOR
THE WHOLE ROOM.
397
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:44,077
GOOD. THAT'S A RELIEF.
398
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,014
IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL
MY LIFE, YOU COULD BE
MORE SUBTLE ABOUT IT.
399
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,816
I DON'T WANT
TO INTRUDE.
400
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:50,718
SO IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
401
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,554
I'M GOING TO
THE LADIES' ROOM.
402
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,759
I THINK
SHE'S UPSET WITH YOU.
I'LL GO TALK TO HER.
403
00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,860
SALLY, I DON'T
THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD ID--
404
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,663
SHH! I'M DOING IT
FOR YOU.
405
00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:11,004
FRANCES?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
406
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,907
ME? OH, I'M FINE,
HONEY. IT'S YOU
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
407
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:15,909
ME?
408
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:17,444
WELL...
409
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,979
I'M AFRAID...
410
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,848
YOU'RE JUST NOT
MY SON'S TYPE.
411
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:21,749
WHY?
412
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,383
NOW, DON'T
GET ME WRONG.
413
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,887
YOU'RE REALLY NOT
HALF AS CHEAP
AS YOU LOOK.
414
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:30,691
I GET IT.
YOU'RE INSULTING ME,
AREN'T YOU?
415
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,292
HA HA!
416
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,528
I HAVE MADE SUCH
A HUGE MISTAKE.
417
00:16:34,562 --> 00:16:35,729
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE NICE,
418
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:38,999
BUT YOU'RE NOT NICE.
YOU HATE ME.
419
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,469
I AM SO GLAD WE
FINALLY UNDERSTAND
EACH OTHER!
420
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,605
ME, TOO, FRANCES,
'CAUSE AS LONG AS
421
00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:47,541
I'M GOING TO DATE
YOUR SON, I DON'T WANT
ANY PROBLEMS.
422
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:49,943
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
423
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,681
DOABLE.
424
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,150
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO THROW A PUNCH,
425
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,653
TRY PUTTING YOUR
WEIGHT INTO IT...
426
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,789
LIKE THIS.
427
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:03,256
HOOAHH!
428
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,726
[SCREAMING
AND SLUGGING]
429
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,095
WILL THE LADIES
BE RETURNING?
430
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,064
ONE OF THEM WILL.
431
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,065
EEEYAH!
432
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,301
OW! OW! OW! OW!
433
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:19,607
I'M DR. SOLOMON!
WHERE'S MY SON?
MY SON HARRY?
434
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,742
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
HE'S ALIVE.
435
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,510
OH! THANK GOD!
436
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,245
BUT I HAVE
TO WARN YOU,
437
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,114
HE DON'T LOOK
SO GOOD.
438
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,916
OH! OH!
439
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,053
OH, THAT'S WHAT
HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE.
440
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,824
HARRY.
441
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:37,858
DICK.
442
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,861
HARRY, I'VE
FAILED YOU! IF I'D
BEEN THERE FOR YOU
443
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,530
WHEN YOU NEEDED ME,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
RUN OUT!
444
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,898
MY GOD,
YOU COULD'VE DIED.
445
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:47,668
DICK. I ALMOST
DID DIE.
446
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:48,836
WHAT HAPPENED?
447
00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:51,705
IT WAS THE MOST
AMAZING JOURNEY.
448
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:52,906
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
449
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,676
WELL...I WAS LEAVING
THE COLONEL AFTER
PICKING UP CHICKEN.
450
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:56,977
WAIT.
WHY CHICKEN?
451
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,680
LONG STORY SHORT--
I HAVE NO IDEA.
452
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,783
SO I WAS ON MY WAY
TO THE BIG RACE,
453
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,619
AND A PAPER BAG
BLEW ACROSS
THE ROAD.
454
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:08,622
I WAS AFRAID IT WAS
FULL OF BUNNIES,
SO I SWERVED.
455
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,161
AND RIGHT AS
THE CAR WAS FLYING
INTO THE DITCH...
456
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:18,799
MY WHOLE LIFE
FLASHED
BEFORE MY EYES.
457
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,402
HARRY...
HARRY, I DON'T MEAN
TO BE INSENSITIVE,
458
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,771
BUT WHAT'S
YOUR POINT?
459
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,640
OH. WELL, ALL
I COULD THINK WAS...
460
00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:29,542
I HAVE A RAGE
TO LIVE.
461
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,779
AND THEN
THE CAR LANDED,
AND I SAID,
462
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:34,281
"HEY, WORLD,
I'M ALIVE.
463
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,284
AND THESE PANTS
ARE WASHABLE."
464
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,422
THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL STORY.
465
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,791
THANK YOU.
466
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,059
OH, DICK,
IT DOESN'T MATTER
467
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:48,796
THAT I'M AN UNDERLING
WITH A THING IN MY HEAD.
468
00:18:48,829 --> 00:18:51,431
WHAT MATTERS MOST
IS LIFE ITSELF.
469
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:55,068
AND THE GREATEST THING
ABOUT LIFE IS NOT
HAVING A PURPOSE.
470
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,170
IT'S FINDING...
471
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,471
A PURPOSE.
472
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,207
WHY, HARRY...
473
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,609
YOU SOUND
EXACTLY LIKE ME.
474
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,344
LIKE FAKE FATHER,
475
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,546
LIKE FAKE SON.
476
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,149
DICK, COULD WE
JUST DROP
THE FATHER THING
477
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,052
AND GO BACK
TO BEING FAKE
BROTHERS?
478
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,588
YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO BE YOUR DAD ANYMORE?
479
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,589
NO.
480
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,791
GOOD.
481
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,259
BECAUSE I WAS THIS CLOSE
482
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,394
TO DROP-KICKING
YOUR SORRY BUTT
483
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,664
FROM HERE
TO THE OUTLET MALL!
484
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,042
SORRY YOU HAD
TO PAY THE DAMAGES
AT THE RESTAURANT.
485
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:38,478
NO. IT WAS WORTH
THE $1,700.
486
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,114
WAIT TILL
MY BROTHER'S WIFE
HEARS ABOUT THIS.
487
00:19:41,148 --> 00:19:42,983
ONCE AT CHRISTMAS,
SHE TOOK
A CLUMSY SWING,
488
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,586
BUT MOM GOT HER
IN A HEADLOCK,
AND SHE BLACKED OUT.
489
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,823
YOU WERE GREAT.
OH, I REALLY
LIKED HER.
490
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,024
SHE DIDN'T LIKE
YOU.
491
00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:53,226
YEAH, I DIDN'T
LIKE HER, EITHER.
492
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,595
I REALLY LIKE YOU,
THOUGH.
493
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,197
SAME HERE.
494
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,568
OW!
495
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,437
YOUR MOTHER WEARS
A LOT OF RINGS.
496
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,874
NO.
497
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:09,142
PAIN CAN BE GOOD.
498
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:18,118
YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY
I'D LIKE TO BE
A REAL FATHER
499
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,153
WITH A REAL SON,
AND
500
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:23,190
THE LITTLE GUY
WOULD BE SWEET
AND CUDDLY,
501
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,958
PINK AND PUFFY.
502
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:28,328
JUST LIKE HIS OLD MAN.
503
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,362
YOU DO REALIZE,
OF COURSE,
504
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,431
THAT YOUR SON
COULD WIND UP BEING
YOUR DAUGHTER.
505
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,668
OH. OH, NO, NO.
NOT MY SON.
506
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,571
THAT MR. RANDALL
WOULD MAKE
A GREAT FATHER.
507
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,739
I CAN SEE HIM NOW,
508
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,742
SITTING WITH HIS
KIDS, HELPING THEM
WITH THEIR HOMEWORK,
509
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:46,479
TELLING THEM WHAT
A COW PIE THEIR
GRANDMOTHER IS.
510
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:51,084
ALL THIS ROMANCE TALK
MAKES ME WANT TO
CALL MY GIRLFRIEND.
511
00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:53,787
HEY, HARRY,
CAN YOU GIVE ME
A DIAL TONE?
512
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,161
WELL AREN'T WE WITTY?
LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
513
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,963
HAS THE BIG GIANT HEAD
EVER CALLED US?
514
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:03,763
NOT YET.
515
00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,866
HOW WILL WE KNOW
HE'S CALLING?
516
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:08,135
HARRY
WILL SUDDENLY
GO BLANK...
517
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:10,403
STARE
OFF INTO SPACE.
518
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:16,810
LIKE I SAID,
HOW WILL WE KNOW
WHEN HE DOES?
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