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Break's over. Back to
the dance floor. It's swing time.
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What's cookin', Guy?
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Hey, you look like your wife
just ran off with the mailman.
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I can't laugh, Shirl.
I'm really upset.
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What is it?
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Break's over.
You got a customer waitin'.
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Hey, that's not important.
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If I have to pick between
business and people...
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it's people every time.
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Shoot.
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It's about one of the employees.
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Oh, forget it.
You go on to your customers.
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No, no, it's okay.
Go ahead.
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This employee is a real
sweetheart, but she can't
keep her yap shut.
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She's so busy talking
to the stupid customers
about their stupid problems...
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it takes her forever
to get to her next lesson.
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You want me to talk to her?
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I'm good with helping people
with their problems.
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I've tried.
It doesn't do any good.
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What more can I do? Tattoo
"Time is money" on my forehead?
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Well, I hate to say this
'cause I see you care.
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Maybe you're just gonna
have to let her go.
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Consider it effective immediately.
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Me?
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You could've knocked me over
with a feather.
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Boy, he really set you up.
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I can't believe I actually
recommended firing myself.
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Sometimes I dream about
seeing Guy dropped on his head...
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from a tall building.
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Wait a second.
I have to make a wish.
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Shirl, you got to
do this every day?
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Do you have a coin?
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If I don't make my wish,
somethin' bad's gonna happen.
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It already happened.
You got fired.
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That's just great, Shirl.
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What are we supposed
to live on now?
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I thought you might try
lookin' for a job again.
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In this stinkin' town?
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There ain't no jobs in this town.
I'm sick of lookin'.
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This might be a great time
for us to move to Chicago.
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Pack our bags
and head to the big city.
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What do you say?
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You want to pick up
and leave everyone...
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leave all our friends.
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This town's dyin'.
We're dyin' with it.
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You been out of work how long?
Eight months, nine?
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I know you've looked hard,
but it's like you've given up.
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Chicago, huh?
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What is so goddamn great
about Chicago?
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What's so great about Chicago
is that it's not Flat River.
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You can't even cook, Shirl.
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You can't even keep
a half-assed job...
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pushing some old farts
around the dance floor.
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Everything you do gets screwed up.
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- Where you goin'?
- Get a couple of beers.
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You got a whole six-pack left.
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I'm goin' out, Shirl.
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Steve, I'm leavin'.
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I'm leavin', Steve!
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Go on then.
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What about us gettin' married?
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Ain't you been married enough?
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I'll see you when I get home.
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- I won't be here.
- You wanna bet?
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I'm taking your bowling bag.
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It's been a long dark night
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And I been waitin' for morning
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It's been a long hard fight
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But I see a brand-new day a-dawnin'
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I been lookin' for the sunshine
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'Cause I ain't seen it in so long
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Everything's gonna
work out just fine
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Everything's gonna be all right
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That's been all wrong
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'Cause I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
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I can see the light
of a brand-new day
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I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
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And everything's gonna be all right
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It's gonna be okay
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It's been a long, long time
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Since I've known
the taste of freedom
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And those clinging vines
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That had me bound
Well, I don't need 'em
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'Cause I am strong
and I can prove it
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And I got my dreams
to see me through
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It's just a mountain I can move it
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And with faith and love
there's nothing I can't do
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And I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
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And I can see the light
of a brand-new day
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I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
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I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
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And everything's gonna be all right
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It's gonna be okay
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I can see the light,
I can see the light
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I can see the light,
I can see the light
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Oh!
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Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Ohh!
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I gotcha!
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Hold on! Hold on!
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Just give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
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I gotcha.
Don't look down.
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Put your foot there.
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Put your arm around me.
Put your arm around my neck.
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Okay, ready?
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Don't look down.
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Are you okay?
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Are you nuts? Get away from me.
You almost killed me.
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Wait a minute.
I just saved your life.
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You could've killed me,
and I lost my 20 bucks.
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You weren't trying
to kill yourself?
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Why should I?
You were gonna do it for me.
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- Then I guess I didn't save your life.
- I'm sorry to disappoint you.
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Maybe somebody'll try to
kill themselves tomorrow.
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Well, you don't have to get
sarcastic about it.
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It's breakfast time.
Check out the restaurants.
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00:10:15,623 --> 00:10:19,423
You might find somebody
not choking you can give
the Heimlich maneuver to.
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00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:23,794
I took time off work to stop you
from jumping off a bridge.
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It isn't my fault you
weren't trying to jump.
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Okay, you were just tryin' to help.
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- Okay, here, here. Take this.
- What are you doin'?
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If you're willing to risk
your neck for $20...
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you need it more than I do.
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It shouldn't cost you money
to do a good deed.
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00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:43,644
But the next time you
want to save somebody,
make sure they need saving.
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00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:48,082
Hey, lady, everybody needs saving.
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120, 140, 160, 180.
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- Doesn't leave me much
for breakfast, does it?
- I wouldn't know.
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Doesn't hurt your mouth
to give a smile.
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Remember that city hall
deficit scandal piece you did?
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That was a great story.
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And that convicted child molester
who they hired...
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to drive a school bus in Waukegan.
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00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:04,530
They do background checks
on new drivers based on that.
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00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,159
- I don't have anything
new for you, Milo.
- Nothing?
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Nothing's panned out yet.
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00:12:09,237 --> 00:12:13,469
- It's a big city, Jack.
Find me something.
- Don't I always?
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Remember, you're only as good...
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...as your next story.
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Big city, Jack.
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Thanks, lady.
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Miss, I'll have that
early bird special and coffee.
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One big spender, comin' up.
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That's one juice.
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Thank you.
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- Excuse me, would you
pass me the sugar?
- Sure.
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- Oh, damn it to hell!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I am so sorry.
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It's not the coffee.
I am just so ticked off.
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You want to talk about it?
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Did you ever try dating
a workaholic when their
work's not going so great?
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No, I never did date a workaholic.
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I sometimes wish I had, though.
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The guys I date don't
work at all mostly.
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Believe me, it's no picnic.
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He makes dates, breaks them,
stays at the office all night.
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Another woman I could fight, but
how do you compete against a job?
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Where are you when
he breaks these dates?
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Waiting for him.
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- Maybe that's your problem.
- What do you mean?
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Why should he hurry home
if he knows you're there?
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He's taking you for granted.
Get on with your life.
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If he wants you, you're busy.
He'll come around or he won't.
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Either way you'll
be livin', not waitin'.
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That makes sense.
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Sometimes you got to get out
and honk your own horn.
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The early bird special.
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Boy, the bird part's right.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was an all-nighter, again.
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I didn't call 'cause I kept
thinking I was gonna finish up.
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I didn't wanna wake you.
I hope you didn't wait up.
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No, I didn't wait up.
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Uh, as a matter of fact,
I went out.
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Oh good, good.
What do you mean "out"?
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- I went out with a friend.
- Good. Good.
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What do you mean, "a friend"?
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Why are you so suspicious?
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I don't question you
about being at work.
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If I say I'm at work, I'm at work.
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I can vouch for his being at work.
That's what he told me.
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Why would he lie to me?
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- Oh God!
- You know each other?
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He tried to push me off
a bridge this morning.
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I tried to stop you from jumping.
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- I was not tryin' to jump.
- Excuse me.
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- I'll make it up to you tonight.
- I'm busy tonight.
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- Are you gonna eat that?
- Go right ahead.
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How can you be busy tonight?
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- I made other plans, Jack.
- What other plans?
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I want to go on with my life.
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I want to live, not wait.
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I'm going to honk my
own horn for a change.
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What have you done with Janice?
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I didn't realize how much
you'd been taking me for granted...
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until it was pointed out to me.
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What brilliant mind
pointed that out?
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You want to wreck
my entire day, lady?
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I don't want to get
in the middle of this.
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- It's a little late.
- This is not about her,
this is about you.
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You wanna know what your
problem is? You're at work.
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00:15:56,197 --> 00:15:58,631
When you're not at work,
you're brooding about work.
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So let me tell you
where I'm gonna be.
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I am going to be out with
someone that really values me.
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- This woman...
- Shirlee.
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...made me see that
I can do a lot better.
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So long, Jack.
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Thank you...
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- Shirlee.
- Shirlee.
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It's been a great
thrill meeting you.
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I wish it were
a little later in life...
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like on my deathbed.
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It's a dirty job
but somebody's gotta do it
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Better get to it
Somebody's gotta do it
whatever it takes
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Shh!
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Any work at all is better than none
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Better buckle down to it
gotta get the job done
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Gotta earn my pay
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I gotta earn my pay
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Excuse me. I came
to see about the job.
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I don't think so.
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Somebody's gotta do it, do it
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Somebody's gotta do it, do it
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Somebody
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I can think of better
things I'd rather do
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I might get lucky and I'm hoping to
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But until I do I gotta compromise
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The job ain't much
but at least it's mine
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It beats standing in
the unemployment line
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Put pride aside and I improvise
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Even if I do get a better job
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Somebody else has got
to fill my spot
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Somebody's gotta do it, do it
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00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,782
Somebody's gotta do it, do it
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00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:05,416
Somebody's gotta do it, do it
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Somebody, somebody
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00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:10,787
Somebody's gotta do it
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00:18:10,864 --> 00:18:13,594
Somebody's gotta do it, yeah
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It's a funky job,
it's a low-down dirty job
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00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:28,543
Great, Angel.
Now show us your tits.
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Even if the rules
are too hard to follow
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00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:46,695
Even when pride
is too hard to swallow
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00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:50,066
- It was a "dry" T-shirt contest.
- You are funny, Bob.
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00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:53,300
Bill, there's something really
ugly crawling up your shirt.
246
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- That's my tie, Bob.
- Sorry, Bill.
247
00:18:56,877 --> 00:19:00,677
It's time for the morning traffic.
248
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,842
Today's morning traffic
report brought to you by...
249
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:07,216
Chateau J. Simpson, the wine
that used to play football.
250
00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:10,916
W-N-D-Y. I'll put you right through.
251
00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:15,587
Okay, ice cream delivery,
waitress, cocktail waitress...
252
00:19:15,662 --> 00:19:18,631
- bartender.
- I was just workin' my way up.
253
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,167
Waitress, manicurist --
no reception work.
254
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,331
- Hello, W-N-D-Y.
- Not exactly, but I have a phone.
255
00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:29,672
I've answered phones.
Who hasn't?
256
00:19:29,743 --> 00:19:33,201
I'd really like to hire you,
but you need experience
to work a VMX-2000.
257
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,942
Hello, W-N-D-Y.
258
00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:38,007
W-N-D-Y.
Hold please.
259
00:19:38,085 --> 00:19:41,020
Hello, W-N-D-Y.
Mr. Perlman.
260
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:43,352
Yes, I'll put you right through.
261
00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:46,882
I may not be exactly
what you're huntin' for...
262
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,794
but sometimes a dog runs
the wrong squirrel up the right tree.
263
00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:52,456
Pardon me?
264
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:56,264
It's something
my daddy used to say.
265
00:19:56,336 --> 00:19:59,430
That's a good-lookin' man.
Is that your husband?
266
00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:02,304
That's my soon-to-be ex-husband.
267
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:04,537
Like a punch in the gut, huh?
268
00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,943
Girl, you don't know.
269
00:20:07,014 --> 00:20:10,074
Oh, I do know.
Believe me, I do know.
270
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:12,380
I agree. Stanford
was a little dull.
271
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:15,684
People fell asleep at
the wheel listening to her.
272
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,986
I made a slight error in judgment.
273
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:21,926
If Stanford was a slight error,
what was that last bozo you hired?
274
00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:24,225
I want someone with a PhD.
275
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:27,290
The other stations get them
and they're killing us in the ratings.
276
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:30,825
People want to confide
their problems to a doctor.
277
00:20:30,904 --> 00:20:34,806
So who did you hire to
destroy my ratings now?
278
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,242
This one's perfect.
Her name's Dr. Kendall.
279
00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:41,748
Three cities were dying for her.
I outbid 'em all.
280
00:20:41,815 --> 00:20:43,840
I interviewed her personally.
281
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:47,182
- She's just what you wanted.
- A doctor?
282
00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:50,553
A trained clinical psychologist.
Three letters after her name.
283
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,819
I don't want anyone
too dry and technical.
284
00:20:52,893 --> 00:20:56,021
- She's willing to talk down
to our audience.
- Not talk down.
285
00:20:56,096 --> 00:20:58,030
Talk with.
That's what I meant.
286
00:20:58,098 --> 00:21:01,659
She'd better be all you say she is
for your sake, Alan.
287
00:21:01,735 --> 00:21:04,203
All right, let's go, go.
288
00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:06,149
You can ignore this row.
It goes straight to
the Stanford show.
289
00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:09,903
You can ignore this row.
It goes straight to
the Stanford show.
290
00:21:09,976 --> 00:21:11,705
- Stanford?
- The call-in shrink.
291
00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:15,544
Actually, there's a new one coming
in today. Name's Dr. Kendall.
292
00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:17,810
You gonna be all right?
293
00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:19,613
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
294
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:23,520
W-N-D-Y. Hello, this is Shirlee.
295
00:21:23,589 --> 00:21:26,524
- You just put 'em on hold.
- Oh, yeah.
296
00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:30,688
- Now you just cut 'em off.
- That was a personal choice.
297
00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:34,130
- I'll be back real soon.
- Okay.
298
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:38,102
W-N-D-Y. Hello, this is Shirlee.
299
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,231
Can I put you through?
I'm sure gonna try.
300
00:21:43,676 --> 00:21:46,611
Pet Corner. Do you have a question?
301
00:21:46,679 --> 00:21:50,376
- My bull terrier--
- We're only taking
questions on reptiles.
302
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:53,385
- Pet Corner.
- Do snakes have nipples?
303
00:21:53,453 --> 00:21:55,148
Good question.
304
00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:59,885
-
- W-N-D-Y. Please hold.
W-N-D-Y. Please hold.
305
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:04,191
W-N-D-Y. I know you've been
holding and you should be grateful.
306
00:22:04,263 --> 00:22:06,731
Everybody else got cut off.
307
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:11,202
Five minutes.
308
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:14,296
- Yo.
- Where's this new doc?
309
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:18,310
- You got me.
What if she doesn't show?
- Play yesterday's news.
310
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:21,006
Then a right and I'm
in the coffee room.
311
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,572
- Got it. Thanks.
- Oh, Shirlee.
312
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,584
Oh!
313
00:22:29,489 --> 00:22:32,322
A three-car pileup has
the left lane of Kennedy...
314
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,622
snarling traffic
in the O'Hare area.
315
00:22:34,694 --> 00:22:37,322
Traffic in the western suburbs
is moving smoothly.
316
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,662
Folks along Lake Shore Drive
are battling construction...
317
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:44,965
and a disabled vehicle,
closing the right lane.
318
00:22:45,038 --> 00:22:48,235
Where's the coffee
machine? Thanks.
319
00:22:48,307 --> 00:22:51,071
Temperatures are expected
to top out in the mid-80s.
320
00:22:51,144 --> 00:22:53,738
Look for relief within
the next couple of days.
321
00:22:53,813 --> 00:22:57,249
A high-pressure front
is headed back east...
322
00:22:57,316 --> 00:23:02,481
bringing lower temperatures
and a possibility of rain.
323
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:06,047
In sports, the Cubbies win
after going extra innings
against the Pirates.
324
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:11,028
A sacrifice fly by
Andre Dawson homered in
the winning run.
325
00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:19,598
This must be our girl.
326
00:23:19,672 --> 00:23:21,196
Kendall. Kendall?
327
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,435
Kendall, behind you. Kendall.
328
00:23:23,509 --> 00:23:25,909
- Yes, hello.
- It's Kenyon.
329
00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:29,414
- Shirlee Kenyon.
- I'm sorry. I have Kendall.
330
00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:31,712
I ought to know my own name.
331
00:23:31,784 --> 00:23:34,685
You got any real cream?
This stuff will kill you.
332
00:23:34,754 --> 00:23:37,018
I'm Tony de Santis, your producer.
333
00:23:37,090 --> 00:23:39,388
That's Gordon Sussman.
He's the engineer.
334
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,019
- Hi, Kendall.
- Kenyon.
335
00:23:42,095 --> 00:23:44,586
- 20 seconds.
- Nice meetin' ya.
336
00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:46,632
No time for jokes.
337
00:23:46,699 --> 00:23:50,157
The hold button says hold.
The kill button's next to it.
338
00:23:50,236 --> 00:23:54,070
Kill button?
I just came in for coffee.
339
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,573
Put your headphones on.
340
00:23:55,641 --> 00:23:59,941
- You want me to go on the radio?
- That's very funny.
341
00:24:00,012 --> 00:24:02,378
Hey now, my job description --
342
00:24:02,448 --> 00:24:04,712
W-N-D-Y, Chicago radio...
343
00:24:04,784 --> 00:24:07,344
invites you to participate
in a program...
344
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,854
designed to help you find
a more productive life.
345
00:24:09,922 --> 00:24:12,550
Talk radio is about
sharing your concerns...
346
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,957
and helping to find answers
through creative solutions.
347
00:24:15,027 --> 00:24:19,487
And now, W-N-D-Y's
Dr. Shirlee Kendall.
348
00:24:19,565 --> 00:24:21,499
Kenyon.
349
00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:24,058
Hello? Hello, Dr. Kendall?
350
00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,605
My son and my husband
are fighting again --
351
00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:29,106
Hang on.
352
00:24:29,175 --> 00:24:31,803
This was not in my job description.
353
00:24:31,878 --> 00:24:33,971
Hello, are you there?
354
00:24:34,046 --> 00:24:36,378
Last night, my son hit my husband.
355
00:24:36,449 --> 00:24:40,283
He's 18 and a bodybuilder.
My son, not my husband.
356
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:44,255
- Who is this?
- This is Gladys from Northbrook.
357
00:24:44,323 --> 00:24:46,587
Do I know you?
358
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:50,117
I tried calling before.
359
00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:52,630
-
- The girl at lunchtime
when I was up front.
360
00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:55,633
I must've cut you off.
Lord, I'm sorry about that.
361
00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:58,101
It was crazy around here.
362
00:24:58,171 --> 00:25:01,402
Go ahead, Gladys.
What happened then?
363
00:25:01,474 --> 00:25:03,567
Tell me everything.
364
00:25:03,643 --> 00:25:07,477
Oh, my gosh.
That's just terrible.
365
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,742
Maybe you could--
366
00:25:09,815 --> 00:25:12,511
Gladys, I don't know what to say.
367
00:25:12,585 --> 00:25:14,883
Well, say something. God!
368
00:25:14,954 --> 00:25:17,889
That's one of the worst
things I've ever heard.
369
00:25:17,957 --> 00:25:21,324
This is a doctor?
I could be saying this stuff!
370
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:25,330
This is Donald. I'm 50.
My mother's in her 70s.
371
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:29,596
She moved in with me and she
still treats me like a child.
372
00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:32,433
She tells me what to do
in my own home.
373
00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:34,439
She's just drivin' me crazy.
374
00:25:34,507 --> 00:25:37,943
Have her put to sleep.
No, I'm just kiddin'.
375
00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:40,501
- She's your mother.
- Okay, okay.
376
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,548
Excuse me.
Comin' through.
377
00:25:42,615 --> 00:25:45,345
One mama can take care
of ten kids...
378
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,717
but ten kids can't
take care of one mama.
379
00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:50,881
Let's go! Let's go!
380
00:25:50,957 --> 00:25:53,391
You've stopped sleeping
with your wife.
381
00:25:53,459 --> 00:25:57,691
- Isn't that what you're tryin' to say?
- I guess it is, yes.
382
00:25:57,763 --> 00:26:01,631
- So who you foolin' around with?
- It's not that at all.
383
00:26:01,701 --> 00:26:04,261
I just lost interest in her.
384
00:26:04,337 --> 00:26:06,931
Yeah, and who are you
foolin' around with?
385
00:26:07,006 --> 00:26:09,201
A girl in my office.
386
00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:13,473
You got a wife, and
you got a girlfriend in the office?
387
00:26:13,546 --> 00:26:16,344
Did you say your name was
"Bud"or "Stud"?
388
00:26:16,415 --> 00:26:18,645
I'm sorry.
389
00:26:18,718 --> 00:26:22,745
You're livin' your life so crooked,
you have to screw your socks on.
390
00:26:22,822 --> 00:26:25,814
Havin' an affair is like
shootin' pool on two tables.
391
00:26:25,891 --> 00:26:29,486
You may have the balls, but
you're gonna wear out your stick.
392
00:26:29,562 --> 00:26:32,463
What is going on over there?
393
00:26:32,531 --> 00:26:34,556
Hi, this is Tina.
394
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,159
Tina, this is Shirlee.
What's cookin'?
395
00:26:37,236 --> 00:26:42,640
The boss gave me notice.
I was the hardest-working
waitress in the place.
396
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:45,233
He said I was messin' up
too many orders.
397
00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:48,337
When I came home
and told my husband Ken...
398
00:26:48,414 --> 00:26:51,383
he looked at me like
I was somethin' horrible.
399
00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:56,945
And he said-- I don't think I can
handle this on the radio.
400
00:26:57,023 --> 00:26:59,924
Take your time, Tina.
I got no place to go.
401
00:26:59,992 --> 00:27:04,190
He said that I was a loser,
that I couldn't hold a job...
402
00:27:04,263 --> 00:27:07,755
the house was always a mess...
403
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,927
and if it weren't for him
I couldn't make it.
404
00:27:11,003 --> 00:27:16,270
- He said all that to you?
- Yes, he did.
405
00:27:16,342 --> 00:27:18,936
You sure?
Sure you're sure.
406
00:27:19,011 --> 00:27:22,276
Tina, listen. I want you
to march up to this guy.
407
00:27:22,348 --> 00:27:25,715
Tell him that you're doin'
the very best you can.
408
00:27:25,785 --> 00:27:28,948
If he can't appreciate it,
you're not gonna take this crap...
409
00:27:29,021 --> 00:27:32,252
that you can do just fine
on your own, thank you...
410
00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:34,759
and that he's gonna be damn sorry.
411
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:39,457
Then grab your bowling bag
and get the hell out of there!
412
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,762
Sometimes you gotta
honk your own horn.
413
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:44,234
If you don't, nobody's
gonna know you're comin'.
414
00:27:44,303 --> 00:27:47,170
That's it.
Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
415
00:27:47,239 --> 00:27:49,002
Say "bye." Bye-bye.
416
00:27:49,075 --> 00:27:51,305
Oh, say good-bye.
417
00:27:51,377 --> 00:27:54,346
It's been real nice spendin'
this time with you.
418
00:27:54,413 --> 00:27:56,472
And like my daddy used to say...
419
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,848
quickest way to forget your problems
is to listen to somebody else's.
420
00:28:12,797 --> 00:28:15,231
Move that car!
421
00:28:18,236 --> 00:28:21,103
Oh, sorry.
422
00:28:21,172 --> 00:28:24,573
That was unbelievable. I have
never seen anything like that.
423
00:28:24,643 --> 00:28:27,009
I didn't fall asleep once.
424
00:28:27,078 --> 00:28:30,639
That was the most horrifying...
425
00:28:30,715 --> 00:28:33,980
the worst display of, of, of--
426
00:28:34,052 --> 00:28:35,986
Who are you?
427
00:28:36,054 --> 00:28:38,147
- Who is she?
- Dr. Kenyon.
428
00:28:38,223 --> 00:28:40,783
- Who is Dr. Kenyon?
- You just hired her.
429
00:28:40,859 --> 00:28:43,657
- I didn't hire her.
I hired Dr. Kim ball.
- Kendall.
430
00:28:43,728 --> 00:28:46,663
Kenyon. What's the difference?
She's a natural.
431
00:28:46,731 --> 00:28:49,495
You don't talk.
Maybe never again.
432
00:28:49,567 --> 00:28:52,866
I'm gonna make my way
back to the switchboard.
433
00:28:52,938 --> 00:28:55,964
Walk past the switchboard and get
your butt out of this building.
434
00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:59,704
This is not her fault.
Your Dr. Kendall didn't show up.
435
00:28:59,778 --> 00:29:02,645
I thought Kenyon was Kendall
and I put her on the air.
436
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:07,141
Oh! Oh!
437
00:29:09,955 --> 00:29:12,947
I want to be absolutely
fair about this.
438
00:29:13,024 --> 00:29:16,289
You're both fired!
439
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:24,868
Yeah, I've got her
leaving the building.
440
00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:44,182
Blue me
441
00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:48,851
Blue me
442
00:29:50,528 --> 00:29:53,190
Hello, Steve.
It's me, Shirlee.
443
00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:57,030
I can't talk long.
I ain't got much money.
444
00:29:58,770 --> 00:30:02,331
Well, I'm sorry you went bowling
and didn't have your bowling bag.
445
00:30:02,407 --> 00:30:06,207
Don't you even want
to know where I am?
446
00:30:06,277 --> 00:30:11,010
Well, if I was comin' back,
I wouldn't forget your
precious bowling bag.
447
00:30:11,082 --> 00:30:13,949
But I ain't comin' back
'cause I got this great job...
448
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,953
and I'm startin' tomorrow.
449
00:30:16,021 --> 00:30:18,717
All my dreams are gonna come true.
450
00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:21,953
I'm blue
451
00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:25,861
I'm just as blue as can be
452
00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:27,898
Blue me
453
00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:30,730
Blue me
454
00:30:32,604 --> 00:30:36,631
- Hey, Kenyon.
- I just checked out.
Forwarding address unknown.
455
00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:41,236
Mr. Riegert from W-N-D-Y
sent me to take you
down to the station.
456
00:30:41,312 --> 00:30:43,678
- Shirlee Kenyon?
- Uh-huh.
457
00:30:43,748 --> 00:30:46,182
Hey, look, I didn't
want to be on the radio...
458
00:30:46,251 --> 00:30:48,913
but there's no law
against it, is there?
459
00:30:48,987 --> 00:30:53,390
- I thought you were great.
- You did? Who are you?
460
00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:56,586
Name's Casey. It will be
my pleasure to drive you.
461
00:30:56,661 --> 00:31:00,119
That's very sweet of you, Casey,
but I won't be needing the ride.
462
00:31:06,271 --> 00:31:08,831
Why don't you do us both a favor...
463
00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:11,205
and tell them I wasn't here.
464
00:31:11,276 --> 00:31:15,337
Please, Miss Kenyon.
You don't want to get
me in trouble, do you?
465
00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:18,211
- No.
- Then let me do my job.
466
00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:31,023
Do you know what's happened
since you left here yesterday?
467
00:31:31,096 --> 00:31:34,122
You hired someone else
to answer the phone?
468
00:31:34,199 --> 00:31:37,862
We've received over 500 calls.
469
00:31:37,936 --> 00:31:39,904
I might've cut a few people off--
470
00:31:39,971 --> 00:31:42,371
We've never seen anything like it.
471
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,342
They love you.
They absolutely love you.
472
00:31:46,411 --> 00:31:48,379
Look at these.
473
00:31:51,082 --> 00:31:54,051
- That's right.
- Are there any more?
474
00:31:54,119 --> 00:31:57,350
Yes, yes! Hundreds.
475
00:31:57,422 --> 00:31:59,356
Wow!
476
00:32:00,992 --> 00:32:05,793
- I am prepared to offer
you your own program.
- My own program?
477
00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:09,231
It's two hours a day,
five days a week at --
What were we paying you?
478
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:13,134
- 250.
- I'm prepared to double that.
479
00:32:13,204 --> 00:32:16,662
Double my salary
and no reception work?
480
00:32:16,741 --> 00:32:19,209
No reception work.
481
00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:26,645
- Hey, wait a minute.
This says Doctor Shirlee.
- Right.
482
00:32:26,718 --> 00:32:29,551
The boss wants a doctor,
so that's what you are.
483
00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:31,714
Sign it.
It's not important.
484
00:32:31,789 --> 00:32:34,724
Of course it's important.
It's not true.
485
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,893
Okay, $800 a week.
486
00:32:38,963 --> 00:32:41,591
But it still says Doctor Shirlee.
487
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,657
Listen, listen.
488
00:32:43,735 --> 00:32:46,636
Captain Kangaroo
wasn't really a captain.
489
00:32:46,704 --> 00:32:48,695
He wasn't even a kangaroo.
490
00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:51,537
Besides, no one's
ever going to know.
491
00:32:51,609 --> 00:32:54,578
I'm gonna come up with
a first-rate bio for you.
492
00:32:54,646 --> 00:32:58,104
It's just gonna be between
you and me and the lamppost.
493
00:32:58,183 --> 00:33:00,378
In fact, not even the lamppost.
494
00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:06,981
I just don't feel comfortable
pretending to be something I'm not.
495
00:33:07,058 --> 00:33:09,891
If I thought I was doing
a disservice to the public...
496
00:33:09,961 --> 00:33:12,862
I would be the first to say so.
497
00:33:12,931 --> 00:33:15,456
You already went on
the air as a doctor.
498
00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:18,195
If you go on and say,
"I'm not a doctor,"
499
00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:20,260
what are your listeners
gonna think?
500
00:33:20,338 --> 00:33:23,364
They're gonna think
I'm not a doctor.
501
00:33:24,943 --> 00:33:29,403
Hey, you... you are a doctor...
502
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,414
of the heart.
503
00:33:31,482 --> 00:33:33,416
You're a doctor of the heart.
504
00:33:33,484 --> 00:33:35,543
You help people.
505
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,884
Look at these telegrams.
They love you.
506
00:33:37,956 --> 00:33:40,584
Are you gonna
let these people down?
507
00:33:40,658 --> 00:33:43,786
Hmm?
508
00:33:46,231 --> 00:33:48,461
The man's a real ball buster.
509
00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,660
That's not a problem for me.
510
00:33:50,735 --> 00:33:52,760
He can be very difficult.
511
00:33:52,837 --> 00:33:56,773
Don't forget.
It's doctor, doctor, doctor.
512
00:33:56,841 --> 00:34:00,572
- And also --
- Also wear clean underwear
in case I get in a wreck.
513
00:34:00,645 --> 00:34:02,704
Gene, this is --
514
00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:05,943
The woman that saved
that damn shrink spot.
515
00:34:06,017 --> 00:34:08,451
Oh, you've got
the real common touch.
516
00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:10,510
I like that, Kendall.
517
00:34:10,588 --> 00:34:12,988
Uh, Kenyon. My mistake.
518
00:34:13,057 --> 00:34:15,457
Uh, but there --
519
00:34:15,526 --> 00:34:19,860
there is a question that
I'm afraid I'm going to
have to ask you, Kenyon.
520
00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:26,329
Whatever it is, Mr. Perlman,
you'll get a truthful answer.
521
00:34:26,404 --> 00:34:31,205
Then tell me, how did you
get to be so darn pretty?
522
00:34:34,779 --> 00:34:38,215
I want to publicize
the hell out of her.
523
00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:40,274
Ads, promos, billboards.
524
00:34:40,351 --> 00:34:44,583
Or maybe we should give Shirlee
a little time to settle into it...
525
00:34:44,656 --> 00:34:46,487
and then build an audience.
526
00:34:46,557 --> 00:34:49,993
But that's how we
build an audience, Alan.
527
00:34:50,061 --> 00:34:54,225
Why keep our biggest
potential asset under wraps?
528
00:34:56,301 --> 00:34:58,579
You were fantastic in there.
529
00:34:58,603 --> 00:34:59,228
You were fantastic in there.
530
00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:03,798
You played him like a violin.
You're my girl.
531
00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:08,778
I wish Steve could see me now.
Boy, he'd eat his words.
532
00:35:08,846 --> 00:35:10,780
Steve's the ex-husband?
533
00:35:10,848 --> 00:35:13,146
No, Steve's the guy
I was living with...
534
00:35:13,217 --> 00:35:15,481
after the last time
me and Leland got divorced.
535
00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:18,784
The last time?
How many times you been --?
536
00:35:18,856 --> 00:35:21,791
Three times. You've been
married three times?
537
00:35:21,859 --> 00:35:25,158
- Yeah, but to the same guy.
- Oh.
538
00:35:25,229 --> 00:35:28,824
He left, he came back.
We got married, we got divorced.
539
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,233
He got put in jail for shooting
a ready-teller machine.
540
00:35:32,303 --> 00:35:34,703
We got divorced.
It went on and on.
541
00:35:34,772 --> 00:35:37,366
It was such a mess.
542
00:35:47,518 --> 00:35:51,386
You tell no one anything
about your past.
543
00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:54,254
Anything.
I don't want you ever --
544
00:35:54,325 --> 00:35:57,692
Don't talk about your past
at all, to anyone.
545
00:35:57,762 --> 00:36:00,595
No interviews 'til I make up
something right for you.
546
00:36:00,665 --> 00:36:03,964
- Okay?
- Now wait a minute.
547
00:36:04,035 --> 00:36:06,697
I don't think I'm
gonna feel comfortable...
548
00:36:06,771 --> 00:36:09,035
lyin' about who I am
and where I'm from.
549
00:36:09,107 --> 00:36:11,166
You've got a lot to offer...
550
00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:15,008
and I would hate to see
people miss out on it...
551
00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:19,379
because of a few little mistakes you
might have made in your past.
552
00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:21,418
Let me handle your life.
553
00:36:21,486 --> 00:36:24,284
You just go out, live it.
554
00:36:27,258 --> 00:36:29,692
Ohh
555
00:36:32,797 --> 00:36:34,958
Gimme some straight talk,
straight talk
556
00:36:35,032 --> 00:36:37,000
And hold the sugar please
557
00:36:37,068 --> 00:36:39,161
Straight talk, straight talk
558
00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:41,432
Sounds plenty sweet to me
559
00:36:41,506 --> 00:36:45,374
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbojive
560
00:36:45,443 --> 00:36:48,640
Gimme just straight talk,
straight talk
561
00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:51,045
And we're gonna be all right
562
00:36:52,984 --> 00:36:54,918
Hi, this is Dr. Shirlee.
563
00:36:54,986 --> 00:36:57,750
What the announcement said,
I really mean.
564
00:36:57,822 --> 00:37:00,882
I'm here to talk about
your problems and concerns.
565
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,949
Anything goes
so let's not be shy...
566
00:37:03,027 --> 00:37:04,619
'cause you're among friends.
567
00:37:04,695 --> 00:37:07,926
Our first caller-- Oh, good grief.
568
00:37:07,999 --> 00:37:10,729
Look at me.
569
00:37:10,802 --> 00:37:13,066
What a mess!
570
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:16,903
I wish this was on TV so you
could see how messy I really am.
571
00:37:16,974 --> 00:37:20,410
I'm busier than a one-legged man
in a butt-kickin' contest.
572
00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:23,914
Straight talk, straight talk
573
00:37:23,981 --> 00:37:26,575
So come on let's talk turkey
574
00:37:26,651 --> 00:37:30,052
Just straight and to the point
about passions, about problems
575
00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:32,316
A bout noses out of joint
576
00:37:32,390 --> 00:37:35,655
Now I want you all to know I care
577
00:37:35,726 --> 00:37:37,921
And I do understand
578
00:37:37,995 --> 00:37:40,862
And hey thanks for lendin' me
an ear out there in radio land
579
00:37:40,932 --> 00:37:43,730
No, Martha, it isn't fair,
but life isn't fair.
580
00:37:43,801 --> 00:37:46,235
Even the Declaration
of Independence...
581
00:37:46,304 --> 00:37:49,239
only guarantees life, liberty
and the pursuit of happiness.
582
00:37:49,307 --> 00:37:51,741
It doesn't say anything about fair.
583
00:37:51,809 --> 00:37:55,336
Doesn't even say you have a right
to be happy, just to pursue it.
584
00:37:55,413 --> 00:37:58,780
But no one
appreciates me and I try to be fair.
585
00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:02,183
Get down off the cross, honey.
Somebody needs the wood.
586
00:38:04,322 --> 00:38:08,452
Straight talk, straight talk
there's nothin' like the truth
587
00:38:08,526 --> 00:38:10,517
Just tell me all your troubles
588
00:38:10,595 --> 00:38:13,155
Pretend I'm Donahue
589
00:38:13,231 --> 00:38:15,426
So don't be shy 'cause we can talk
590
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:19,197
- Is that for me?
- It's all yours.
591
00:38:19,270 --> 00:38:21,670
I feel like Mary Kay!
592
00:38:21,739 --> 00:38:23,934
Hello, Shirlee here.
593
00:38:24,008 --> 00:38:27,273
Yeah, hi, Dr. Shirlee.
594
00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:30,906
Um, I think I'm falling in love
with a girl at work.
595
00:38:30,982 --> 00:38:33,542
I don't know how to tell her.
596
00:38:39,257 --> 00:38:41,817
You little flirt.
597
00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:47,331
And now Nancy will continue
our week-long series on
talk radio psychologists.
598
00:38:47,398 --> 00:38:51,732
Talk radio psychology.
Quick cash, instant
breakfast, minute rice.
599
00:38:51,802 --> 00:38:54,737
The only thing that's getting
slower are traffic and service.
600
00:38:54,805 --> 00:38:57,239
Who's your favorite
talk radio personality?
601
00:38:57,308 --> 00:39:00,709
Dr. Shirlee!
602
00:39:00,778 --> 00:39:03,076
This is not news, in case
anybody's interested.
603
00:39:03,147 --> 00:39:06,116
- You listen to talk radio?
- Only Dr. Shirlee.
604
00:39:06,183 --> 00:39:09,482
The hottest new personality
in Chicago radio is forthright...
605
00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:11,488
she's funny.
606
00:39:11,556 --> 00:39:15,515
Able to solve problems
in 30 seconds and still
leave time for commercials.
607
00:39:15,593 --> 00:39:19,256
Hey, pal, you wanna bag that?
I like Dr. Shirlee.
608
00:39:19,330 --> 00:39:23,130
Okay, fine. Who the hell
is Dr. Shirlee anyway?
609
00:39:24,702 --> 00:39:26,363
What's cooking with her?
610
00:39:26,437 --> 00:39:30,897
Although at this time
Dr. Shirlee has refused
all requests for an interview...
611
00:39:30,975 --> 00:39:35,878
we do have here in our studio W-N-D-Y
program director Alan Riegert.
612
00:39:35,947 --> 00:39:38,541
Alan, who is Dr. Shirlee?
613
00:39:38,616 --> 00:39:40,584
Who is Dr. Shirlee?
614
00:39:40,651 --> 00:39:44,246
Dr. Shirlee is, and I don't think
it's an exaggeration...
615
00:39:44,322 --> 00:39:49,658
the best thing that's happened to
Chicago since deep-dish pizza.
616
00:39:49,727 --> 00:39:52,821
I think of her as my gift.
617
00:39:52,897 --> 00:39:56,890
I think of her as
my gift to Chicago...
618
00:39:56,968 --> 00:40:00,131
which is the city I love.
619
00:40:00,204 --> 00:40:03,469
Milo, there's a story here.
I know her personally.
620
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:07,739
- She doesn't know I'm a reporter.
- Doesn't sound like much.
621
00:40:07,812 --> 00:40:10,440
One day she's risking
her neck for 20 bucks...
622
00:40:10,514 --> 00:40:13,574
and the next, she's Chicago's
answer to Dr.Joyce Brothers.
623
00:40:13,651 --> 00:40:16,586
- It smells.
- You're wasting your time.
624
00:40:17,655 --> 00:40:20,055
Don't count on it.
625
00:40:46,183 --> 00:40:49,846
Why are they holding
a cocktail party at the aquarium?
626
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,152
Rich people like to dress up
and be seen in strange places.
627
00:40:54,225 --> 00:40:57,786
I feel like a kid dressed up
in my mama's clothes.
628
00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:03,858
- I really don't feel like
I belong here at all.
- Ten minutes.
629
00:41:03,934 --> 00:41:06,869
Shake a hand, have a drink,
save a whale.
630
00:41:06,937 --> 00:41:09,201
I'll be with you every second.
631
00:41:16,113 --> 00:41:19,879
Look at you.
Look at you!
632
00:41:19,950 --> 00:41:22,544
I can't get over
the transformation.
633
00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:26,716
You look like a million bucks.
634
00:41:26,791 --> 00:41:29,555
You make me very proud
of myself tonight.
635
00:41:29,627 --> 00:41:31,754
You're my discovery.
636
00:41:31,829 --> 00:41:34,730
Alan, I am not the atom.
637
00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:38,567
- How much?
- It's gratis.
638
00:41:38,636 --> 00:41:41,696
I didn't ask what it was.
I asked how much.
639
00:41:41,772 --> 00:41:43,706
It's complimentary.
640
00:41:43,774 --> 00:41:46,902
And it's on the house,
without charge, free.
641
00:41:46,977 --> 00:41:50,071
No kidding?
Well, thank you.
642
00:41:52,116 --> 00:41:54,516
If you don't know
what something means...
643
00:41:54,585 --> 00:41:57,315
pretend you do and follow my lead.
644
00:41:57,388 --> 00:42:00,482
You're supposed to be
a college graduate.
645
00:42:06,897 --> 00:42:08,831
Excuse me.
646
00:42:10,901 --> 00:42:14,393
- Jack Russell, press.
- Invitation?
647
00:42:14,472 --> 00:42:18,670
- Our society columnist
is covering the shindig.
- Mr. Sindell is already here.
648
00:42:18,743 --> 00:42:21,473
His wife went into labor.
I'm relieving him.
649
00:42:21,545 --> 00:42:23,137
His wife is with him.
650
00:42:23,214 --> 00:42:25,808
His wife is hyperventilating
in the back of a station wagon.
651
00:42:25,883 --> 00:42:28,613
An attractive temp from
the typing pool is with him.
652
00:42:28,686 --> 00:42:33,453
- If you'd like to break the news --
- No, please go in.
653
00:42:33,524 --> 00:42:34,923
Thank you.
654
00:42:41,965 --> 00:42:45,731
- Thinkin' of jumpin' in?
- Not unless you push me.
655
00:42:45,802 --> 00:42:49,738
So this is where you hang out when
you're not dangling from bridges.
656
00:42:49,806 --> 00:42:51,967
Doesn't seem like
your kind of party.
657
00:42:52,042 --> 00:42:55,205
I don't want to know what
you think my kind of party is.
658
00:42:55,278 --> 00:42:57,212
Not the stuffed-shirt brigade.
659
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,407
I don't know about you,
but I'm bored.
660
00:42:59,482 --> 00:43:02,781
If you hate being here,
why don't you go somewhere
you'd rather be?
661
00:43:02,852 --> 00:43:06,447
I'd rather be with Janice,
but thanks to you, Janice
isn't around anymore.
662
00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:10,550
I want you to know I feel
bad about what happened.
663
00:43:10,627 --> 00:43:13,755
No, don't.
You had me pegged right.
664
00:43:13,830 --> 00:43:16,264
My record relationship is 17 weeks.
665
00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:19,700
When you consider it takes
longer than that to grow
a good-looking lawn...
666
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,737
it isn't much of a record.
667
00:43:21,805 --> 00:43:26,037
- But you keep doing the same
thing over and over.
- I guess so.
668
00:43:26,109 --> 00:43:28,543
If a guy keeps wrecking
his car every six months...
669
00:43:28,611 --> 00:43:32,741
you'd begin to wonder about
his driving, wouldn't you?
670
00:43:32,816 --> 00:43:36,946
You're one of those guys
that always has to hold
a part of himself back...
671
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:40,547
always keeping that one cookie
in the cookie jar.
672
00:43:40,623 --> 00:43:42,818
Would you like
a little free advice?
673
00:43:42,892 --> 00:43:45,326
It's like you're allergic
to cornflakes...
674
00:43:45,395 --> 00:43:49,331
so you start to buy stuff,
like a can of peas.
675
00:43:49,399 --> 00:43:52,334
You open the can and
inside... cornflakes.
676
00:43:52,402 --> 00:43:55,428
So you pick a TV dinner and...
677
00:43:55,505 --> 00:43:57,166
cornflakes.
678
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,764
What does that mean?
679
00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:02,505
The girls you go out with,
outside they're all different packages.
680
00:44:02,579 --> 00:44:04,012
Inside...
681
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,243
Cornflakes.
682
00:44:07,317 --> 00:44:09,251
So...
683
00:44:09,319 --> 00:44:12,550
- so what do I do?
- Over here.
684
00:44:12,622 --> 00:44:17,184
I have to get out of here.
It was nice to see you again.
685
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:19,228
Hey, wait a minute!
686
00:44:21,698 --> 00:44:23,632
Hey, wait a minute.
687
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:27,932
You tell me my life is
cornflakes and cookies,
and then you walk away?
688
00:44:28,004 --> 00:44:30,529
- Who are you?
- I'm Dr. Shirlee.
689
00:44:30,607 --> 00:44:33,633
You're a doctor, huh?
What kind of doctor?
690
00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:36,178
I'm a doctor of the heart.
691
00:44:36,246 --> 00:44:38,806
Dr. Shirlee.
You're the radio shrink.
692
00:44:38,882 --> 00:44:43,251
I had no idea Janice was
getting advice from a pro.
693
00:44:43,319 --> 00:44:46,584
Dr. Shirlee, wow.
So, uh, oh --
694
00:44:46,656 --> 00:44:48,590
Um, uh... thanks.
695
00:44:48,658 --> 00:44:51,684
So what do I do?
696
00:44:51,761 --> 00:44:55,094
Maybe you should try datin'
a different kind of woman...
697
00:44:55,165 --> 00:44:59,067
someone whose insides look
better than their outsides.
698
00:44:59,135 --> 00:45:01,968
Someone whose name begins with
"S" and ends with "E"?
699
00:45:02,038 --> 00:45:05,906
- If you know someone named Sylvie.
- No.
700
00:45:05,975 --> 00:45:08,944
- I know a guy named Shane.
- Ask him out.
701
00:45:09,012 --> 00:45:11,503
I'd rather ask you out.
Friday night.
702
00:45:11,581 --> 00:45:13,913
- It's a date.
- It is?
703
00:45:29,866 --> 00:45:32,300
Excuse me. Moritz, hi.
704
00:45:32,368 --> 00:45:34,393
Nice to see you, Jack.
705
00:45:34,471 --> 00:45:39,602
I'll do the best I can, but it's
gonna be a half-hour wait.
706
00:45:39,676 --> 00:45:43,476
- Do you think maybe --
- Dr. Shirlee. Well, well, well.
707
00:45:43,546 --> 00:45:45,980
We're honored to have you here.
708
00:45:46,049 --> 00:45:49,212
We have a beautiful table
for you, right this way.
709
00:45:53,022 --> 00:45:55,047
Medium rare and very well done.
710
00:45:55,124 --> 00:45:57,058
Thank you.
711
00:45:57,126 --> 00:46:00,357
- So you're not from Chicago?
- No, I'm not from Chicago.
712
00:46:00,430 --> 00:46:02,898
Compliments of the house.
713
00:46:02,966 --> 00:46:06,561
- Is it gratis tonight?
- It is for you, Dr. Shirlee.
714
00:46:06,636 --> 00:46:09,104
Just for me?
How come?
715
00:46:09,172 --> 00:46:11,732
Well, because --
716
00:46:11,808 --> 00:46:13,969
because you're Dr. Shirlee.
717
00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:17,444
That's real nice,
but it doesn't seem fair...
718
00:46:17,514 --> 00:46:20,449
for these other people who are
not Dr. Shirlee to be penalized.
719
00:46:20,517 --> 00:46:24,749
I'll pay for a bottle of this
champagne for every table.
720
00:46:24,821 --> 00:46:28,154
This is very expensive champagne.
721
00:46:28,224 --> 00:46:30,590
Money's meant to be spent, right?
722
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:35,154
What good's it gonna do in
the bottom of my panty drawer?
723
00:46:36,966 --> 00:46:39,434
It's $200 a bottle.
724
00:46:39,502 --> 00:46:42,938
Bad idea. Just forget it.
725
00:46:43,006 --> 00:46:45,839
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, sir.
726
00:46:45,909 --> 00:46:47,934
That's more than
I used to make in a week.
727
00:46:48,011 --> 00:46:51,503
- I thought shrinks were rich.
- Are they?
728
00:46:51,581 --> 00:46:55,312
Not all of them,
at least not at first.
729
00:46:55,385 --> 00:46:57,876
Why would you keep
your money in a drawer?
730
00:46:57,954 --> 00:47:00,479
Aren't you afraid
somebody's gonna steal it?
731
00:47:00,557 --> 00:47:05,017
I figure it's safer in my room
than in a bank these days.
732
00:47:05,094 --> 00:47:07,619
If somebody's gonna steal it...
733
00:47:07,697 --> 00:47:10,097
I'd rather it goes to
somebody that needs it...
734
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:12,964
than some vice-president
of a savings and loan.
735
00:47:14,904 --> 00:47:16,872
What?
736
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:19,966
I just... love the way
you look at things.
737
00:47:20,043 --> 00:47:22,375
You're really interested
in me, aren't you?
738
00:47:22,445 --> 00:47:24,572
- Yes, I am.
- That's great.
739
00:47:24,647 --> 00:47:27,878
Most men just want
to talk about themselves.
740
00:47:27,951 --> 00:47:31,819
I want to know everything.
How did you lose your virginity?
741
00:47:35,592 --> 00:47:39,688
You don't want to start with
"Where you from, how long
you been in town"?
742
00:47:39,762 --> 00:47:44,222
If you want. Where you from?
How long you been in town?
743
00:47:46,402 --> 00:47:50,270
- Under the bleachers.
- You're from under the bleachers?
744
00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:53,434
No, that's where
I lost my virginity.
745
00:47:53,509 --> 00:47:57,377
Our high school had just
lost the state championship...
746
00:47:57,447 --> 00:48:01,474
and my boyfriend,
he was the tight end...
747
00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:04,952
and it was the only way
I could make him feel better.
748
00:48:06,889 --> 00:48:09,289
Who did you lose it to?
749
00:48:09,359 --> 00:48:12,055
- My virginity?
- The state championship.
750
00:48:12,128 --> 00:48:15,757
- To the Lamont Lions.
- Mmm.
751
00:48:15,832 --> 00:48:19,791
How about you?
How'd you lose yours?
752
00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:22,929
How's my star?
753
00:48:23,006 --> 00:48:25,167
I thought I saw you
sitting over here.
754
00:48:25,241 --> 00:48:27,505
I'm not interrupting
anything, am I?
755
00:48:27,577 --> 00:48:31,138
Alan, this is my friend Jack.
Jack, this is Alan, my boss.
756
00:48:31,214 --> 00:48:33,876
I don't think of myself
as just your boss.
757
00:48:33,950 --> 00:48:36,919
I prefer to think of myself
as a friend and mentor.
758
00:48:36,986 --> 00:48:39,079
I discovered Shirlee.
759
00:48:39,155 --> 00:48:41,089
You make her sound like penicillin.
760
00:48:41,157 --> 00:48:43,785
Funny guy.
761
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:46,454
Zim Zimmerman's sitting over there.
762
00:48:46,529 --> 00:48:48,690
I'm gonna get you on his show.
763
00:48:48,765 --> 00:48:51,461
Come over and win
a few points for us.
764
00:48:51,534 --> 00:48:53,968
I thought I wasn't supposed
to give interviews.
765
00:48:54,037 --> 00:48:57,234
- Yeah, I thought she wasn't
supposed to give interviews.
- How do you know?
766
00:48:57,306 --> 00:49:01,072
I just heard her say so.
767
00:49:01,144 --> 00:49:03,374
Excuse us.
768
00:49:03,446 --> 00:49:07,644
Listen, I told Zim
you'd be a great guest.
769
00:49:07,717 --> 00:49:10,777
I sort of went out on
a limb for you on this.
770
00:49:10,853 --> 00:49:14,482
Don't saw it out from
underneath me please.
771
00:49:27,302 --> 00:49:29,896
Well, this is where I live.
772
00:49:29,972 --> 00:49:34,306
You are full of surprises.
773
00:49:34,376 --> 00:49:38,073
- I had a great time.
- So did I.
774
00:49:38,147 --> 00:49:40,672
In fact, I'm having
way too much fun.
775
00:49:40,749 --> 00:49:43,217
What's wrong with that?
It's good, isn't it?
776
00:49:43,285 --> 00:49:45,753
Not for me, Jack.
777
00:49:45,821 --> 00:49:48,688
I have a bad track record with men.
778
00:49:48,757 --> 00:49:52,284
I find men that want to
change me, hurt me, use me...
779
00:49:52,361 --> 00:49:54,795
never just love me.
780
00:49:57,032 --> 00:50:01,696
But what the heck. Records
are made to be broken, right?
781
00:50:19,555 --> 00:50:21,147
We're ready, Dr. Kenyon.
782
00:50:21,223 --> 00:50:24,386
Oh, God.
Okay, here we go.
783
00:50:24,460 --> 00:50:26,428
Now remember...
784
00:50:26,495 --> 00:50:29,191
undergraduate work,
University of Georgia.
785
00:50:29,264 --> 00:50:31,391
Graduate studies,
you went to Stanford.
786
00:50:31,467 --> 00:50:34,664
- You were tops in your class.
- I am not sayin' all that.
787
00:50:34,736 --> 00:50:36,727
I'm not gonna lie.
788
00:50:36,805 --> 00:50:39,638
You want to say you're
qualified to hand out advice...
789
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:43,144
based on being a three-time
loser dance instructor...
790
00:50:43,212 --> 00:50:46,545
who's never even
been near a college?
791
00:50:46,615 --> 00:50:49,049
Okay, you're nervous.
I see that now.
792
00:50:49,117 --> 00:50:51,517
I went over all
the questions with him.
793
00:50:51,587 --> 00:50:55,683
The only way to get in trouble
is if you deviate from the
responses I've given you...
794
00:50:55,757 --> 00:50:59,716
or he puts down his clipboard,
which means he'll ask you
something we didn't discuss.
795
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:02,195
But he assured me
he's not gonna do that.
796
00:51:02,264 --> 00:51:04,755
Which leads me to
the following, Dr. Shirlee.
797
00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:06,926
You're aware of the furor...
798
00:51:07,002 --> 00:51:09,197
You bastard!
You lyin' bastard!
799
00:51:09,271 --> 00:51:13,264
- He said he wasn't gonna do that!
- We're working here!
800
00:51:13,342 --> 00:51:16,038
What do you mean?
801
00:51:16,111 --> 00:51:18,978
Specifically, how it
denigrates a profession...
802
00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:21,777
exploits it for its
commercial ends.
803
00:51:21,850 --> 00:51:24,045
Is that what you think?
804
00:51:24,119 --> 00:51:25,984
Have you listened to my program?
805
00:51:26,054 --> 00:51:30,150
Of course I have, but we're not
discussing my opinions here.
806
00:51:30,225 --> 00:51:32,989
Why not?
It's your show.
807
00:51:33,061 --> 00:51:35,495
Let's be straight.
808
00:51:35,564 --> 00:51:37,930
The people you deal with
are total strangers.
809
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,026
You have little or no
knowledge of their history...
810
00:51:41,103 --> 00:51:44,266
and yet you try and
solve their problems in
less than five minutes.
811
00:51:44,339 --> 00:51:48,799
Don't you worry that
to give advice with
so little information...
812
00:51:48,877 --> 00:51:51,107
can have serious repercussions?
813
00:51:51,179 --> 00:51:53,409
People just give me a holler.
814
00:51:53,482 --> 00:51:56,417
I tell 'em what I think
and hope it helps.
815
00:51:56,485 --> 00:51:59,818
I don't know all the answers.
Do you, Zim?
816
00:51:59,888 --> 00:52:01,515
Don't you think you can hurt?
817
00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:04,184
Don't you worry that
you may give advice...
818
00:52:04,259 --> 00:52:06,250
without enough knowledge
of the person --
819
00:52:06,328 --> 00:52:09,695
I just tell the truth as I see it.
820
00:52:09,765 --> 00:52:12,893
To my knowledge, the truth
has never caused any damage.
821
00:52:12,968 --> 00:52:15,163
Pain sometimes, but not damage.
822
00:52:15,237 --> 00:52:17,535
Very nice.
823
00:52:17,606 --> 00:52:19,540
Very nice.
824
00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:22,805
- Shut him up or get him out of here.
- Sorry.
825
00:52:26,982 --> 00:52:29,644
Let's welcome my special guest...
826
00:52:29,718 --> 00:52:33,552
renowned radio psychiatrist
Dr. David Erdman.
827
00:52:35,857 --> 00:52:38,758
Welcome, Dr. Erdman.
828
00:52:38,827 --> 00:52:41,227
Oh shit! Oh shit!
829
00:52:41,296 --> 00:52:43,355
I'm glad to have a second opinion.
830
00:52:45,434 --> 00:52:47,493
Let's start with...
831
00:52:47,569 --> 00:52:51,335
what are you looking for
in a caller, Dr. Erdman?
832
00:52:51,406 --> 00:52:55,433
I like a caller that fits my listeners'
demographic profile.
833
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:58,172
I like healthy callers
with healthy problems.
834
00:52:58,246 --> 00:53:01,044
If their questions happen to
tie in with a tape I'm promoting...
835
00:53:01,116 --> 00:53:02,981
so much the better.
836
00:53:03,051 --> 00:53:05,713
No, seriously.
837
00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:08,585
I'm here to help anyone
in my listening audience...
838
00:53:08,657 --> 00:53:12,184
who wants to come to a deeper
understanding of themselves.
839
00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:14,888
- Dr. Shirlee.
- What am I looking for in a caller?
840
00:53:14,963 --> 00:53:19,764
- I'm looking for someone
that needs help.
- And?
841
00:53:19,835 --> 00:53:22,963
And they have to eat
Froot Loops for breakfast.
842
00:53:23,038 --> 00:53:26,633
And what? Someone with
a problem. Isn't that enough?
843
00:53:29,177 --> 00:53:33,079
Let's proceed with what I feel
is the most interesting
part of the program.
844
00:53:33,148 --> 00:53:34,172
Uh-oh.
845
00:53:34,249 --> 00:53:36,240
We have a caller who has a problem.
846
00:53:36,318 --> 00:53:39,617
We're gonna ask each of
our doctors to respond
to that problem...
847
00:53:39,688 --> 00:53:41,952
in order to let you see...
848
00:53:42,024 --> 00:53:44,288
the different approaches
to radio psychology.
849
00:53:44,359 --> 00:53:46,520
Oh!
850
00:53:46,595 --> 00:53:48,563
Hi, you're on the air.
851
00:53:48,630 --> 00:53:51,064
- Can you hear me?
- Loud and clear, Joan.
852
00:53:51,133 --> 00:53:55,069
This is Joan. She's 48.
She has a marital problem.
853
00:53:55,137 --> 00:53:57,298
Please doctors,
in the interest of brevity...
854
00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:59,567
keep your responses
to Joan's problem...
855
00:53:59,641 --> 00:54:02,667
down to a minute.
Go ahead, Joan.
856
00:54:02,744 --> 00:54:05,975
My husband's been
having an affair for a year...
857
00:54:06,048 --> 00:54:09,142
and I found out about it
about six months ago.
858
00:54:09,217 --> 00:54:11,879
I asked him to stop, but he won't.
859
00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:14,080
I wrote a letter to
the woman he's seeing...
860
00:54:14,156 --> 00:54:17,148
and asked her not to see him,
but she showed it to him.
861
00:54:17,225 --> 00:54:20,456
Hey, will you get outta there?
What is he doing?
862
00:54:20,529 --> 00:54:25,489
I'm so filled with anger toward him,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
863
00:54:25,567 --> 00:54:27,660
- Dr. Erdman.
- Hold that shot.
864
00:54:27,736 --> 00:54:32,196
- Joan, do you want a divorce?
- No.
865
00:54:32,274 --> 00:54:35,710
Then I suggest that
you let sleeping dogs lie.
866
00:54:35,777 --> 00:54:38,211
- What!
- You'll have your turn.
867
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,545
Joan, you do not hate your husband
for doing this. You hate yourself.
868
00:54:41,616 --> 00:54:43,846
Give me one.
869
00:54:43,919 --> 00:54:46,217
If you felt better
about yourself...
870
00:54:46,288 --> 00:54:49,257
maybe your husband
would want to be with you.
871
00:54:49,324 --> 00:54:51,656
It's her fault
her husband's cheatin'?
872
00:54:51,727 --> 00:54:54,059
I'm simply suggesting
that she look to herself.
873
00:54:54,129 --> 00:54:56,256
Maybe she's too demanding in bed.
874
00:54:56,331 --> 00:54:58,925
You talk to your callers like that?
875
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,199
You should be disbarred
or derailed or whatever
they do to doctors.
876
00:55:04,272 --> 00:55:05,864
Derailed?
877
00:55:05,941 --> 00:55:08,876
Where did you receive
your training, Doctor?
878
00:55:08,944 --> 00:55:12,471
- Where did I receive my training?
- Yes.
879
00:55:12,547 --> 00:55:16,881
I'm a graduate of Harvard,
postgraduate studies at the
Sorbonne. Where did you train?
880
00:55:16,952 --> 00:55:19,682
Where did I train?
I trained at Screw U.
881
00:55:21,690 --> 00:55:26,150
You know who came up
with the expression
"Let sleeping dogs lie"?
882
00:55:26,228 --> 00:55:27,661
A dog.
883
00:55:29,531 --> 00:55:32,523
And, Joan, honey, you are
not going to change him.
884
00:55:32,601 --> 00:55:34,865
You gotta live with it or end it.
885
00:55:34,936 --> 00:55:39,305
Tinkle or get off the potty.
Either way, you'll start to
like yourself again.
886
00:55:40,942 --> 00:55:44,400
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, Shirlee!
887
00:55:47,716 --> 00:55:50,708
We love you!
888
00:55:50,786 --> 00:55:54,415
She was so good!
Oh, God!
889
00:55:54,489 --> 00:55:58,687
- You guys are great!
- We'll be right back.
890
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,160
This show is fantastic!
891
00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:07,130
This is great.
892
00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:10,227
She blew both of those guys away.
When can I get the story?
893
00:56:10,304 --> 00:56:13,239
- So now you think it's a story.
- It's a story.
894
00:56:13,307 --> 00:56:16,401
- How much have you got on her?
- Almost enough.
895
00:56:16,477 --> 00:56:18,809
Get on it.
896
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,973
Nail her and fast, huh?
897
00:56:26,587 --> 00:56:29,147
Shirlee, what's the matter?
Where you going?
898
00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:32,681
Let's go back inside.
We didn't say good night to Zim.
899
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,921
Alan, I'm tired.
I want to go.
900
00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:36,930
- You're the pink Mercedes.
- No, I'm not.
901
00:56:36,998 --> 00:56:39,398
No, I'm Shirlee Kenyon.
I drive a pink Mercedes.
902
00:56:43,771 --> 00:56:46,262
- I'm depressed.
- Oh, come on!
903
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:48,865
What are you talking about?
You should be on cloud nine.
904
00:56:48,943 --> 00:56:50,877
You just buried
those two clowns in there.
905
00:56:50,945 --> 00:56:53,812
That's great, but all
this "doctor" stuff...
906
00:56:53,881 --> 00:56:57,977
and what Zim said about
what if somethin' happened?
907
00:56:58,052 --> 00:57:01,146
Let's face it.
I'm not trained.
908
00:57:01,222 --> 00:57:04,316
Maybe Dr. Erdman is a jerk...
909
00:57:04,392 --> 00:57:07,520
- but at least he's been to school.
- Dr. Erdman!
910
00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:10,928
Dr. Erdman knows about
as much as you do.
911
00:57:10,998 --> 00:57:15,230
I ought a know. He was my shrink
for five years and look how sick I am!
912
00:57:15,303 --> 00:57:17,999
Oh, come on, Shirlee, lighten up!
913
00:57:18,072 --> 00:57:20,199
I'm not a doctor.
914
00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:23,038
And I'm certainly
not my Mercedes...
915
00:57:23,111 --> 00:57:25,545
so who am I?
916
00:57:33,321 --> 00:57:35,721
I'm a Cadillac.
917
00:57:37,825 --> 00:57:41,761
Dr. Shirlee, we have Sean on the line.
He's a sober alcoholic.
918
00:57:41,829 --> 00:57:44,627
Shirlee, thanks for taking my call.
919
00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:47,793
I've been sober for two years
and my wife is an alcoholic.
920
00:57:47,869 --> 00:57:50,064
I don't know what to do.
921
00:57:50,138 --> 00:57:53,301
If I stay around her
I could drink again and
she doesn't want to quit.
922
00:57:53,374 --> 00:57:56,104
You got kids, Sean, or
is it just the two of you?
923
00:57:56,177 --> 00:57:58,509
It's just us.
924
00:57:58,579 --> 00:58:02,811
In that case, tell her you can't
be with her if she's drinkin'.
925
00:58:02,884 --> 00:58:05,216
If she loves you enough,
she'll try to quit.
926
00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:09,017
If she doesn't, you have to love
yourself enough to walk away.
927
00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:11,115
Like my daddy always said...
928
00:58:11,192 --> 00:58:13,319
a bird and a fish
can fall in love...
929
00:58:13,394 --> 00:58:15,794
but where do they make a home?
930
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:17,888
I saw that!
931
00:58:17,965 --> 00:58:21,025
My helper is makin' faces
at my choice of words.
932
00:58:21,102 --> 00:58:23,969
But what I'm sayin' is true.
Sometimes the only way...
933
00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:28,065
you can get somebody to change
their bad habits is to leave 'em.
934
00:58:28,142 --> 00:58:31,600
And if they don't, at least
one of you's gotten out alive.
935
00:58:36,484 --> 00:58:38,577
What's cookin', Gene?
936
00:58:38,653 --> 00:58:41,247
You made quite an impression
last night, Shirlee...
937
00:58:41,322 --> 00:58:43,586
and not just on Zim Zimmerman.
938
00:58:43,658 --> 00:58:46,718
Mr. Perlman, sometimes
my mouth just runs off...
939
00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:48,989
without checkin'
with my brain first.
940
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:53,625
- I didn't mean to offend him.
- No!
941
00:58:53,701 --> 00:58:56,431
No, Shirlee.
A good impression.
942
00:58:56,504 --> 00:58:58,404
The network called this morning.
943
00:58:58,472 --> 00:59:00,463
They want to take you national.
944
00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:03,908
Promotional tours,
ad campaigns, the works!
945
00:59:03,978 --> 00:59:07,414
Listeners calling Dr. Shirlee
from coast-to-coast.
946
00:59:07,481 --> 00:59:09,881
- How many people's that?
- Millions!
947
00:59:09,951 --> 00:59:13,045
- Millions?
- You've got work, Alan.
948
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,850
I want a photo layout.
"People" magazine.
949
00:59:15,923 --> 00:59:18,585
"Chicago's favorite
doctor at home."
950
00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:21,719
At home?
I don't think --
951
00:59:21,796 --> 00:59:24,390
Don't think, Alan.
Do it! Do it!
952
00:59:24,465 --> 00:59:27,059
Spotlight's on it's shining bright
953
00:59:27,134 --> 00:59:29,864
And I like standing in it
954
00:59:29,937 --> 00:59:33,168
It's only superficial light
955
00:59:33,241 --> 00:59:35,607
We'll take it just the way it is.
956
00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:38,941
- Alan, I don't need a place this fancy.
- Really?
957
00:59:39,013 --> 00:59:41,641
Maybe we should get Avedon
to do a photo shoot of you...
958
00:59:41,716 --> 00:59:45,015
at the Hotel Roosevelt, at home.
959
00:59:45,086 --> 00:59:48,954
I want to claim as mine
960
00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:55,622
Fancy clothes, a magic coach
and happy ever after
961
00:59:55,696 --> 00:59:57,891
- Like something from a storybook
- Get over there.
962
00:59:57,965 --> 01:00:00,798
- A Cinderella chapter
- She's coming over.
963
01:00:00,868 --> 01:00:03,530
But when the clock strikes midnight
964
01:00:03,604 --> 01:00:06,767
And I lie awake in bed
965
01:00:06,841 --> 01:00:09,708
These lines the teacher told me
966
01:00:09,777 --> 01:00:13,406
Keep running through my head
967
01:00:13,481 --> 01:00:16,848
You gotta walk
the straight and narrow
968
01:00:16,918 --> 01:00:20,081
And to thine own self be true
969
01:00:20,154 --> 01:00:22,679
You gotta aim straight as an arrow
970
01:00:22,757 --> 01:00:26,659
A ll eyes are upon you
971
01:00:26,727 --> 01:00:32,495
But sometimes it feels so good
that I can almost justify
972
01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:35,433
Living a l-l-lie
973
01:00:35,503 --> 01:00:38,336
Living a lie
974
01:00:38,406 --> 01:00:42,308
Living a l-l-lie
975
01:00:44,378 --> 01:00:47,006
Living a lie
976
01:00:56,857 --> 01:01:00,623
Shirlee Kenyon? Hey, Steve,
do we know a Shirlee Kenyon?
977
01:01:00,695 --> 01:01:04,187
Yeah. Who wants to know?
978
01:01:04,265 --> 01:01:06,460
This guy down here.
979
01:01:06,534 --> 01:01:08,502
How well do you know her?
980
01:01:08,569 --> 01:01:12,130
I know her well.
I know her very, very well.
981
01:01:12,206 --> 01:01:15,607
Huh. How did you meet her?
982
01:01:17,211 --> 01:01:19,577
How did I meet who?
983
01:01:21,716 --> 01:01:23,684
Shirlee Kenyon.
984
01:01:26,253 --> 01:01:29,313
Well, my best friend
married her three times.
985
01:01:29,390 --> 01:01:34,054
When he got done marrying her,
she moved in with me...
986
01:01:34,128 --> 01:01:38,155
and I didn't even
have to marry her once.
987
01:01:38,232 --> 01:01:41,497
- She married the same guy three times.
- Yeah.
988
01:01:41,569 --> 01:01:46,063
- Why are you asking
all these questions?
- Credit check.
989
01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:49,303
What'd you say your name was?
990
01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:52,641
- Mack.
- Listen, Mack.
991
01:01:57,351 --> 01:01:59,911
Do you give credit...
992
01:01:59,987 --> 01:02:03,388
to people who steal
other people's bowling bags?
993
01:02:09,296 --> 01:02:12,493
And I sacrificed my honor
994
01:02:12,566 --> 01:02:15,034
My values and my pride
995
01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:19,402
Living a l-l-lie
996
01:02:22,643 --> 01:02:26,010
You don't by any chance
dance, do you?
997
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,641
Living a lie Living a lie
998
01:02:29,717 --> 01:02:33,483
Living a lie
999
01:02:33,554 --> 01:02:36,785
Ow! Watch
what you're doin', Jack.
1000
01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:40,418
Just look at me and stop
thinkin' about your feet.
1001
01:02:40,494 --> 01:02:42,928
- Where'd you learn all this?
- I used to teach.
1002
01:02:42,997 --> 01:02:45,261
- Oh, when?
- A long time ago.
1003
01:02:45,332 --> 01:02:47,527
- Where was that?
- What?
1004
01:02:47,601 --> 01:02:50,399
- Where?
- It was before I became a doctor.
1005
01:02:50,471 --> 01:02:53,963
- Loosen up, Jack. Just relax.
- Ohh!
1006
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:57,067
- Did I ever tell you about my novel?
- No! Did you write a novel?
1007
01:02:57,144 --> 01:02:59,078
I had an idea for a novel.
1008
01:02:59,146 --> 01:03:01,842
I started talking about this book
I was gonna write.
1009
01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:06,478
The guys at the office would say,
"Jack, you started that book yet?"
1010
01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:10,957
One day I got so sick of
saying "no," I said "yes."
1011
01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:15,052
Then it was,
"Jack, how's the book coming?"
"It's coming along."
1012
01:03:15,129 --> 01:03:19,156
Then, "Have you finished
that book yet?"
1013
01:03:19,233 --> 01:03:22,930
One day I just said,
"Yes, it's finished."
1014
01:03:23,003 --> 01:03:26,234
Funny thing was,
I hadn't started it yet.
1015
01:03:26,307 --> 01:03:30,641
- I didn't mean to lie.
It just happened.
- What are you tryin' to do?
1016
01:03:30,711 --> 01:03:33,544
What are you tryin' to do?
1017
01:03:33,614 --> 01:03:37,345
The fox-trot, rock step? What?
1018
01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:41,286
- I'm just trying to dance.
- Well, just watch me!
1019
01:03:43,657 --> 01:03:46,285
Rock step, step.
Rock step, step.
1020
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,590
Move those hips.
Move those hips!
1021
01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:52,860
Looking good.
Mmm! Ha!
1022
01:03:57,338 --> 01:04:00,307
I guess nothing like that
ever happened to you, huh?
1023
01:04:00,374 --> 01:04:05,277
- Like happened to me with the book?
- Jack, shut up and dance.
1024
01:04:36,177 --> 01:04:39,271
Outside! Ball three.
1025
01:04:39,346 --> 01:04:40,904
Nice shot.
1026
01:04:40,981 --> 01:04:44,610
The coach is walking to the mound,
not looking good for the doctor.
1027
01:04:44,685 --> 01:04:47,347
It may be a long trip
back to the bullpen.
1028
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:51,517
- Put your index finger here.
Thumb on the outside.
- Okay.
1029
01:04:51,592 --> 01:04:54,755
She's winding up.
The form is looking good.
1030
01:04:57,331 --> 01:05:00,858
A little high and outside again.
Try again.
1031
01:05:03,737 --> 01:05:07,571
If you ever do write that novel,
what's it gonna be about?
1032
01:05:07,641 --> 01:05:10,235
- That was truly pitiful.
- Why, thank you.
1033
01:05:10,311 --> 01:05:14,645
I don't know. Despair? Greed?
Corruption? All my favorite things.
1034
01:05:14,715 --> 01:05:18,879
Why don't you write
about somethin' you love
instead of something you hate?
1035
01:05:18,953 --> 01:05:20,887
- Like what?
- Like baseball.
1036
01:05:20,955 --> 01:05:23,685
Write a book about baseball.
1037
01:05:23,757 --> 01:05:26,817
Just what the world needs,
another baseball novel.
1038
01:05:26,894 --> 01:05:30,591
Sure they do...
if it's great.
1039
01:05:30,664 --> 01:05:33,497
And I bet if you wrote it,
it would be.
1040
01:05:33,567 --> 01:05:36,661
I love when you talk sweet to me.
1041
01:05:36,737 --> 01:05:40,298
- You haven't even heard sweet yet.
- How long do I have to wait?
1042
01:05:40,374 --> 01:05:44,640
- Oh, we're gettin' closer.
- Hey, guys?
1043
01:05:44,712 --> 01:05:46,805
Oops. Game called
on account of cops.
1044
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:50,976
It's late... and
this ain't no ballpark.
1045
01:05:51,051 --> 01:05:53,178
Can I see some I.D. please?
1046
01:05:53,254 --> 01:05:55,950
- We'll take a rain check, Jack.
- I'll pray for rain.
1047
01:05:56,023 --> 01:05:58,685
- I.D!
- Thank you, Officer...
1048
01:05:58,759 --> 01:06:02,422
for keeping Chicago safe
from flying lemons.
1049
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:03,340
Whoop.
1050
01:06:03,364 --> 01:06:04,364
Whoop.
1051
01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:07,190
"Shirlee Kenyon."
1052
01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:09,235
Dr. Shirlee Kenyon?
1053
01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:12,329
It'll work out, Phil.
You call me.
1054
01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:14,567
I will. Thanks!
1055
01:06:14,641 --> 01:06:17,940
Okay. Good night.
1056
01:06:18,012 --> 01:06:20,446
Sorry. Phil's daughter, Carol...
1057
01:06:20,514 --> 01:06:24,541
- ran away twice in the last month.
- Good for her.
1058
01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:34,594
You wanna come up
and check out my carpet samples?
1059
01:06:35,662 --> 01:06:38,529
Is that a line?
1060
01:06:38,599 --> 01:06:41,693
Dusty rose, Christmas green,
or elephant gray?
1061
01:06:43,604 --> 01:06:45,162
Nah!
1062
01:06:45,239 --> 01:06:47,867
- We'll forget about the elephant gray.
- Great apartment.
1063
01:06:47,941 --> 01:06:49,841
Oh, thanks.
1064
01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:52,708
I was worried about takin' it,
paying all this rent and all.
1065
01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:56,147
But Alan says
my job's pretty secure.
1066
01:06:56,216 --> 01:06:59,276
It really is great.
The money, the car, this apartment.
1067
01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:02,049
But if my audience
gets tired of me...
1068
01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:04,454
I don't think losin' it
would just kill me.
1069
01:07:06,527 --> 01:07:08,586
So...
1070
01:07:08,662 --> 01:07:12,098
what do we decide?
The Dusty rose or
the Christmas green?
1071
01:07:25,779 --> 01:07:28,247
Carpet samples turn you on.
1072
01:07:28,315 --> 01:07:31,807
I tried everything else.
1073
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:41,786
You probably think
you just heard the doorbell.
Trust me, you're hallucinating.
1074
01:07:41,862 --> 01:07:45,889
See, most women,
right after they kiss me,
tell me they hear a doorbell...
1075
01:07:45,966 --> 01:07:48,400
followed by
the faint scent of orchids.
1076
01:07:48,469 --> 01:07:52,405
- Do you smell the orchids yet?
- No.
1077
01:07:52,473 --> 01:07:55,965
Just the pungent aroma of bullshit.
1078
01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:59,535
Wait, wait! No one with any class
shows up unannounced.
1079
01:07:59,613 --> 01:08:02,081
- Ignore it.
- What if it's "The Millionaire"?
1080
01:08:02,149 --> 01:08:04,743
Did you ever see that show
where Michael Anthony...
1081
01:08:04,818 --> 01:08:07,685
shows up with a million dollars
from John Beresford Tipton?
1082
01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:11,315
But there's a catch.
You have to answer the door.
1083
01:08:11,391 --> 01:08:14,292
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Oh, Jack.
1084
01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:18,525
- You're a great kisser...
but a million dollars?
- You got a point.
1085
01:08:18,599 --> 01:08:21,500
Stay puckered.
1086
01:08:21,568 --> 01:08:24,867
Coming, Mr. Anthony.
1087
01:08:27,074 --> 01:08:28,871
Hello, baby.
1088
01:08:28,942 --> 01:08:32,241
Surprised to see me?
1089
01:08:34,148 --> 01:08:38,676
Wow, you're doin' very well.
1090
01:08:38,752 --> 01:08:40,686
Very, very well.
1091
01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:42,722
Steve, what are you doin' here?
1092
01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:47,817
I heard you made out,
so I thought I'd come by
and see for myself.
1093
01:08:47,895 --> 01:08:51,262
Went by that radio station
and told 'em I was...
1094
01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:55,597
your long-lost brother home from
the Navy just dying to surpr--
1095
01:08:55,669 --> 01:08:58,695
Who the hell is this?
1096
01:08:58,772 --> 01:09:01,536
- I'll leave you two alone.
- No, you don't.
1097
01:09:01,608 --> 01:09:04,406
- Jack, this is Steve. Steve, Jack.
- How you doin'?
1098
01:09:04,478 --> 01:09:08,608
- Don't I know you?
- No! No, I don't think so.
1099
01:09:08,682 --> 01:09:11,014
You never been to Arkansas?
1100
01:09:11,084 --> 01:09:15,020
- We better do this another time.
- Do what another time?
1101
01:09:15,088 --> 01:09:17,386
It's none of your business.
1102
01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:22,228
I don't like your attitude.
1103
01:09:22,296 --> 01:09:25,959
That's a big word for you,
attitude.
1104
01:09:26,033 --> 01:09:29,332
Why don't you just
give your mouth a rest?
1105
01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:32,099
Damn you, Steve!
1106
01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:35,266
Want me to throw him out?
'Cause I'll do it. Ow.
1107
01:09:35,342 --> 01:09:38,106
- I don't like you.
- Oh, really? Too bad.
1108
01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:42,046
- I was gonna ask if you want
to spend Thanksgiving together.
- Steve, get out!
1109
01:09:42,115 --> 01:09:44,811
I don't know why you're here...
1110
01:09:44,885 --> 01:09:48,912
or what you think,
but you can forget it, it's over!
1111
01:09:48,989 --> 01:09:52,720
Well, maybe yes and maybe no.
But it'll keep.
1112
01:09:52,793 --> 01:09:54,818
I know you.
1113
01:09:54,895 --> 01:09:58,888
I can't put my finger on it,
but believe me, it'll come to me.
1114
01:09:58,966 --> 01:10:00,490
Tell Shirlee...
1115
01:10:00,567 --> 01:10:03,730
I like the Dusty rose.
1116
01:10:06,873 --> 01:10:09,273
Wait a minute!
1117
01:10:09,343 --> 01:10:12,176
I do owe you something!
1118
01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:23,849
- Ow.
- Head back, head back.
1119
01:10:23,924 --> 01:10:27,018
- I was gonna kick his ass.
- I know.
1120
01:10:27,094 --> 01:10:31,155
Except I'm really more
of a lover than a fighter.
1121
01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:34,826
I can see that.
1122
01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:43,173
Ow, ow! Now see?
Ow, ow.
1123
01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:46,440
- Maybe we better make it another time.
- Yeah, maybe.
1124
01:10:49,516 --> 01:10:53,350
On the other hand --
1125
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:56,878
We can... work around it.
1126
01:11:10,137 --> 01:11:13,300
- Want to come in?
- Before I do...
1127
01:11:13,373 --> 01:11:16,467
there's something
I should tell you.
1128
01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:18,340
You're gay?
1129
01:11:18,412 --> 01:11:20,346
No.
1130
01:11:21,948 --> 01:11:24,473
- Married?
- No.
1131
01:11:24,551 --> 01:11:26,883
Will it spoil the mood?
1132
01:11:26,953 --> 01:11:29,012
It might.
1133
01:11:29,089 --> 01:11:31,387
Will it keep?
1134
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,819
Yes.
1135
01:12:10,864 --> 01:12:16,097
- Holy moley!
- Is that all you can say?
1136
01:12:16,169 --> 01:12:19,468
Ho-ly moley!
1137
01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,081
Holy moley!
1138
01:12:30,150 --> 01:12:32,846
Yeah. Yeah.
1139
01:12:43,930 --> 01:12:47,957
"If I died tomorrow,
I'd go with a smile.
1140
01:12:48,034 --> 01:12:51,094
Meet me at our
coffee shop at noon."
1141
01:12:52,973 --> 01:12:55,601
Couldn't wait 'til noon?
1142
01:12:58,845 --> 01:13:01,075
I just remembered
where I saw that guy.
1143
01:13:02,516 --> 01:13:04,507
I told him it'd come to me.
1144
01:13:04,584 --> 01:13:06,779
Milo?
1145
01:13:06,853 --> 01:13:09,378
Milo, you wanna see me?
1146
01:13:09,456 --> 01:13:13,415
We're putting the weekend edition
to bed. Where's my story?
1147
01:13:13,493 --> 01:13:16,462
- There is no story.
- What do you mean, there's no story?
1148
01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:19,363
Okay, there is a story,
but I'm not writing it.
1149
01:13:19,432 --> 01:13:21,400
Are you going funny on me?
1150
01:13:21,468 --> 01:13:26,371
- Milo, I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
- You know what I think?
1151
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,705
I think maybe you like
this Dr. Shirlee a little
too much to tell the truth.
1152
01:13:30,777 --> 01:13:33,746
Is that it?
Let me tell you something.
1153
01:13:33,814 --> 01:13:37,716
A real reporter is
somebody who maybe cries
when he writes the story...
1154
01:13:37,784 --> 01:13:41,618
but he writes the story because
the public deserves to know.
1155
01:13:41,688 --> 01:13:43,679
What? What do
they deserve to know?
1156
01:13:43,757 --> 01:13:46,248
Every stupid fact
that comes a reporter's way?
1157
01:13:46,326 --> 01:13:49,056
Maybe sometimes the thing
to do is keep your mouth shut.
1158
01:13:49,129 --> 01:13:52,792
Some facts don't matter
to anyone except the person
you're telling them about.
1159
01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:54,993
Don't pull this on me.
1160
01:13:55,068 --> 01:13:57,901
What do you think?
I'm going to admire your backbone?
1161
01:13:57,971 --> 01:14:00,496
You think I'm gonna respect
you for standing up to me?
1162
01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:03,099
Let me tell you something.
I hate backbone!
1163
01:14:03,176 --> 01:14:05,906
I despise people
who stand up to me.
1164
01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:08,948
- Please, don't make me fire you.
- You won't have to fire me.
1165
01:14:09,015 --> 01:14:12,746
- Thanks. I'm glad.
- You won't have to fire me...
1166
01:14:13,854 --> 01:14:16,482
because I quit.
1167
01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:21,155
Three's about done,
another fifteen minutes.
1168
01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:29,159
- Hey, hey!
- What were you doin' in Flat River?
1169
01:14:29,236 --> 01:14:33,070
- And why were you askin'
questions about me?
- Flat River?
1170
01:14:33,139 --> 01:14:35,539
You talked to Steve.
He told me.
1171
01:14:35,609 --> 01:14:38,169
Give me a chance to explain.
Let's talk about it.
1172
01:14:38,245 --> 01:14:41,806
- All I want is an answer.
- It's not that simple.
1173
01:14:41,881 --> 01:14:45,612
- You're a reporter. You
were doin' a story on me.
- No.
1174
01:14:45,685 --> 01:14:49,143
Yes... I was but I'm not.
1175
01:14:49,222 --> 01:14:52,089
That's why you wanted
to spend time with me?
Be with me?
1176
01:14:52,158 --> 01:14:55,355
So you could get the dirt on me?
I thought you were different.
1177
01:14:55,428 --> 01:14:58,591
- I thought my luck had finally changed.
- Wait a minute, Shirl.
1178
01:14:58,665 --> 01:15:02,431
- You don't understand.
- You did a good job, Jack.
1179
01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:04,527
They say you shouldn't
take your work to bed.
1180
01:15:04,604 --> 01:15:09,007
- In this case, I guess they were wrong.
- Man!
1181
01:15:09,075 --> 01:15:10,508
Shirlee!
1182
01:15:10,577 --> 01:15:14,138
I didn't write the story, okay?
I quit my job over it.
1183
01:15:14,214 --> 01:15:17,081
- Why should I believe anything you say?
- It's the truth.
1184
01:15:17,150 --> 01:15:19,778
- Don't talk to me about the truth.
- Don't talk to you?
1185
01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:22,822
- Why? Because you are such an expert?
- You lied to me.
1186
01:15:22,889 --> 01:15:24,889
- You lied to the whole world.
- It's not the same.
1187
01:15:24,924 --> 01:15:27,859
I hate to burst your bubble...
1188
01:15:27,927 --> 01:15:31,522
- but of course it is the same.
- Good-bye, Jack.
1189
01:15:31,598 --> 01:15:35,125
- Now what are you gonna do?
- I never said I was too good
to take a bus.
1190
01:15:35,201 --> 01:15:38,432
Okay, Shirlee,
it all started, yes...
1191
01:15:38,505 --> 01:15:40,973
because I wanted
to get a story on you.
1192
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:43,942
Then I began to care and...
1193
01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:47,502
Geez, Louise!
God, you can be so pigheaded!
1194
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:49,309
Look.
1195
01:15:49,382 --> 01:15:51,976
No! Shirlee!
1196
01:16:22,315 --> 01:16:26,081
Burning to know you
1197
01:16:26,152 --> 01:16:29,815
Burning to show you
1198
01:16:29,889 --> 01:16:36,988
And I've felt this way
from the start
1199
01:16:37,063 --> 01:16:40,157
Burning with passion
1200
01:16:40,233 --> 01:16:44,897
I thought it was lasting
1201
01:16:44,971 --> 01:16:50,705
Now it's burning a hole in my heart
1202
01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:55,476
Here's Dr. Shirlee arriving to her
very first coast-to-coast broadcast.
1203
01:16:55,548 --> 01:16:58,574
A small but enthusiastic group of fans
has been waiting patiently...
1204
01:16:58,651 --> 01:17:00,812
to see their favorite
talk-show host.
1205
01:17:00,887 --> 01:17:02,752
Now they're showing
their appreciation.
1206
01:17:02,822 --> 01:17:05,655
Let's try to get her over here.
1207
01:17:05,725 --> 01:17:08,785
You shouldn't have
told him to leave!
1208
01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:11,592
- Who are you?
- You shouldn't have told
Sean to leave me.
1209
01:17:11,664 --> 01:17:13,359
Sean?
1210
01:17:13,433 --> 01:17:17,563
You destroy someone's life
and you don't even remember?
1211
01:17:17,637 --> 01:17:21,573
Sure! Sean was the
sober alcoholic and you
wouldn't quit drinkin'.
1212
01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:23,802
All you know is his side.
1213
01:17:23,877 --> 01:17:28,211
We got drunk together for years
and I took care of him.
I took care of everything.
1214
01:17:28,281 --> 01:17:31,409
Then he sobers up
and all of a sudden
he wants to be in charge.
1215
01:17:31,484 --> 01:17:34,510
He was so different it scared me.
1216
01:17:34,587 --> 01:17:38,079
I was afraid I was gonna lose him
so I got drunk a few times.
1217
01:17:38,158 --> 01:17:39,648
Like now.
1218
01:17:39,726 --> 01:17:42,126
But I was trying to get help
when he left with the kids.
1219
01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:46,256
- Did he tell you that?
- Lady, you got a problem,
call her on the show.
1220
01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:49,699
- Let's go.
- Just wait a minute!
1221
01:17:49,769 --> 01:17:52,567
He told me you didn't have kids.
1222
01:17:52,639 --> 01:17:56,097
You think everybody that calls
is telling nothing but the truth?
1223
01:17:56,176 --> 01:18:00,374
I thought -- Well, sure!
Why would they lie?
1224
01:18:00,447 --> 01:18:02,958
They're not talking to
a friend on the phone,
they're on the radio!
1225
01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,849
Of course they're not going
to tell you the whole truth.
1226
01:18:05,919 --> 01:18:09,446
You tell them what to do
and you don't even know
what's going on with 'em.
1227
01:18:09,522 --> 01:18:12,980
Are you gonna go?
Or do we have to move you?
1228
01:18:16,329 --> 01:18:18,991
I'm sober now.
1229
01:18:19,065 --> 01:18:24,196
And I am trying to get
my family back together.
1230
01:18:24,270 --> 01:18:27,262
I just thought
you should know, is all.
1231
01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:31,299
Great, well, thanks.
Can you believe that?
1232
01:18:31,377 --> 01:18:35,143
These whiny little people
thinking they can blame you
for their pathetic lives?
1233
01:18:35,215 --> 01:18:38,343
What a loser! Geez.
1234
01:18:38,418 --> 01:18:40,443
Hey, lady?
1235
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:42,988
- Come on, guys!
- Look out, Mac.
1236
01:18:48,061 --> 01:18:50,996
Excuse us.
1237
01:19:00,139 --> 01:19:02,073
W-N-D-Y...
1238
01:19:02,141 --> 01:19:06,908
is proud to present Chicago's
foremost radio psychologist...
1239
01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:09,608
Dr. Shirlee!
1240
01:19:09,682 --> 01:19:13,812
"This is Dr. Shirlee and I want
to welcome our new listeners.
1241
01:19:13,887 --> 01:19:17,186
"I feel privileged to have you
listenin' in and I hope you'll call...
1242
01:19:17,257 --> 01:19:19,418
"because without you...
1243
01:19:22,195 --> 01:19:24,823
without you --"
1244
01:19:49,989 --> 01:19:51,957
I'm sorry.
1245
01:19:52,025 --> 01:19:56,485
I can't do this.
1246
01:19:56,563 --> 01:19:59,930
I just can't!
1247
01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:02,126
I've been lying to you.
1248
01:20:02,201 --> 01:20:05,034
I'm not a doctor.
1249
01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:10,007
In fact, my last job was teachin'
dancin' in a place called Flat River.
1250
01:20:10,076 --> 01:20:13,534
I've been lyin' to all you people.
1251
01:20:13,613 --> 01:20:17,947
I'm not qualified
to give you advice.
1252
01:20:18,017 --> 01:20:20,542
Maybe nobody is.
1253
01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:25,023
After talkin' to you two or
three minutes on the radio...
1254
01:20:25,091 --> 01:20:28,549
I'm givin' you advice based
on the version of the truth...
1255
01:20:28,628 --> 01:20:32,029
that you want me and
the listeners to hear.
1256
01:20:32,098 --> 01:20:33,895
Sean...
1257
01:20:33,967 --> 01:20:37,960
if you're out there,
Lord knows I hope you're listenin'.
1258
01:20:38,037 --> 01:20:41,302
If you left your wife
because I told you to...
1259
01:20:41,374 --> 01:20:44,434
well, you left
for the wrong reasons.
1260
01:20:44,510 --> 01:20:49,345
Never let anybody tell you
whether to stay or go...
1261
01:20:49,415 --> 01:20:51,508
whether to take this job
or that job...
1262
01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:56,351
whether to put up with
your mother or tell her off.
1263
01:20:56,422 --> 01:20:58,515
You know why?
1264
01:20:58,591 --> 01:21:02,755
Because it's your life.
It's gotta be your decision.
1265
01:21:04,998 --> 01:21:09,128
Maybe what's right for somebody
else, may not be right for you.
1266
01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:13,297
Sean...
1267
01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:15,466
Ann loves you.
1268
01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:19,307
Talk together.
Work it out together.
1269
01:21:19,379 --> 01:21:21,370
You decide what to do.
1270
01:21:21,447 --> 01:21:24,644
Lord, I've never come up
with a solution in my own life...
1271
01:21:24,717 --> 01:21:27,311
that wasn't worse than the problem
I had in the first place...
1272
01:21:27,387 --> 01:21:30,447
so who in the hell am
I to be tellin' you anything?
1273
01:21:30,523 --> 01:21:33,549
I can't do it anymore.
1274
01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:36,595
I'm done lyin' to you.
1275
01:21:36,663 --> 01:21:39,826
I thank you for listenin'.
1276
01:21:39,899 --> 01:21:42,231
This is Shirlee signing off.
1277
01:21:53,212 --> 01:21:56,739
I'm returnin' the car.
It goes with the job.
1278
01:21:59,519 --> 01:22:02,488
Wherever you're going,
you'll need a car.
1279
01:22:02,555 --> 01:22:05,854
Nobody needs a $60,000 car.
1280
01:22:05,925 --> 01:22:09,292
Anyway, I'm not really a Mercedes.
1281
01:22:09,362 --> 01:22:13,162
I'm just a plain old Pontiac.
1282
01:22:14,901 --> 01:22:17,131
Maybe a Chevy.
1283
01:22:32,351 --> 01:22:35,752
- So you haven't seen her?
- No sign of her, sir.
1284
01:22:48,234 --> 01:22:50,202
Go ahead. You're on.
1285
01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:53,238
- Hi, this is Debbie from Glen Oaks.
- Hi.
1286
01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:56,673
Maybe we could do something
to show Shirlee we care about her.
1287
01:22:56,743 --> 01:22:58,677
And what would that be?
1288
01:22:58,745 --> 01:23:03,773
- She was always talking about
honking your own horn.
- Yeah.
1289
01:23:03,850 --> 01:23:08,344
Maybe we could honk our
horns at, like, midnight.
1290
01:23:08,421 --> 01:23:11,083
Great! Great!
1291
01:23:11,157 --> 01:23:13,990
Honk your horns
for Shirlee at midnight!
1292
01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:18,827
There's no flight
anywhere near Flat River,
Arkansas, tonight at all?
1293
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,964
Okay, yes, sorry. Thanks.
1294
01:23:24,403 --> 01:23:27,429
Hey, I thought you got fired.
1295
01:23:27,507 --> 01:23:29,873
Close. I quit.
1296
01:23:29,942 --> 01:23:32,342
Just making a phone call.
It was a toll-free number.
1297
01:24:10,850 --> 01:24:13,080
Don't jump!
1298
01:24:13,152 --> 01:24:16,849
- Don't jump. Don't jump!
- Not again.
1299
01:24:16,923 --> 01:24:19,915
Law of averages,
this time you'll kill me.
1300
01:24:19,992 --> 01:24:21,789
What are you doing here?
1301
01:24:21,861 --> 01:24:23,920
Wishin'.
1302
01:24:23,996 --> 01:24:25,759
Wishin' for what?
1303
01:24:27,934 --> 01:24:31,301
Wishin' I knew
what to wish for now.
1304
01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:33,304
You were right.
1305
01:24:33,372 --> 01:24:37,536
I'm just a dance teacher with some
cheap advice and easy answers.
1306
01:24:38,878 --> 01:24:41,346
No, I wasn't.
1307
01:24:41,414 --> 01:24:44,679
Not according to your listeners.
1308
01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:47,344
They've been calling
since you walked off.
1309
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:51,584
Talking about how much they
love you, how you've helped them...
1310
01:24:51,657 --> 01:24:57,152
how the days and nights are
easier thanks to Shirlee's
laughter, Shirlee's wisdom.
1311
01:24:57,230 --> 01:24:59,198
It's you they need, Shirlee.
1312
01:24:59,265 --> 01:25:02,860
It doesn't matter if you're a
dance teacher or trapeze artist.
1313
01:25:02,935 --> 01:25:06,268
It doesn't matter! It's you.
1314
01:25:06,339 --> 01:25:08,807
What about Sean?
I could've wrecked his marriage!
1315
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:12,003
Sean called right after you walked off.
He was gonna leave her anyway.
1316
01:25:12,078 --> 01:25:14,069
He just wanted somebody
to agree with him.
1317
01:25:14,146 --> 01:25:17,138
If it hadn't been you,
it would've been someone else.
1318
01:25:17,216 --> 01:25:19,980
What's that?
1319
01:25:20,853 --> 01:25:22,912
Stay right here.
1320
01:25:24,557 --> 01:25:26,582
It's 12:00...
1321
01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:29,651
and if you're not honking your horn
for Shirlee, you should be.
1322
01:25:29,729 --> 01:25:32,163
They're honkin' for me?
1323
01:25:32,231 --> 01:25:34,476
Perlman had this idea that
everybody who cared about you...
1324
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:36,695
should honk their horns
at midnight.
1325
01:25:36,769 --> 01:25:40,296
Everybody who cares about me
is honkin' their horn?
1326
01:25:40,373 --> 01:25:42,841
Everybody who loves you
is honking their horn.
1327
01:25:45,711 --> 01:25:47,702
Shirlee...
1328
01:25:47,780 --> 01:25:51,614
what do you think about
the idea of a fresh start?
1329
01:25:56,689 --> 01:25:58,919
I'm sorry, Jack.
1330
01:25:58,991 --> 01:26:02,984
I just don't have another
fresh start left in me.
1331
01:26:23,849 --> 01:26:25,908
I'm sick of cornflakes.
1332
01:26:28,354 --> 01:26:30,754
Cornflakes?
1333
01:26:30,823 --> 01:26:34,589
I don't want to keep any more
cookies in the cookie jar.
1334
01:26:48,808 --> 01:26:51,402
Release the woman!
1335
01:26:51,477 --> 01:26:54,105
Release the woman and place
your hands on your head.
1336
01:26:54,180 --> 01:26:57,547
- What?
- They think you're tryin' to murder me.
1337
01:26:57,616 --> 01:26:59,550
Hands on head!
1338
01:27:02,088 --> 01:27:05,922
- They think you're tryin'
to push me off the bridge.
- Very funny.
1339
01:27:05,992 --> 01:27:08,756
Hey, Dr. Shirlee.
It's me, Phil, remember?
1340
01:27:08,828 --> 01:27:11,194
How's your daughter?
1341
01:27:11,263 --> 01:27:14,460
She's back in school and doing well
thanks to you, Dr. Shirlee.
1342
01:27:14,533 --> 01:27:17,559
- It's just Shirlee now.
- What?
1343
01:27:17,636 --> 01:27:20,605
I'm just Shirlee!
1344
01:27:29,882 --> 01:27:32,373
Gimme some straight talk
straight talk
1345
01:27:32,451 --> 01:27:34,976
And hold the sugar please
1346
01:27:35,054 --> 01:27:38,922
Straight talk, straight talk
sounds plenty sweet to me
1347
01:27:38,991 --> 01:27:43,257
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbojive
1348
01:27:43,329 --> 01:27:47,959
Gimme just straight talk
and we're gonna be all right
1349
01:27:48,034 --> 01:27:51,629
-
- Hello, Shirlee here.
What can I do for you?
1350
01:27:51,704 --> 01:27:54,070
I feel women are
more evolved than men.
1351
01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:56,074
Maybe the world
is tougher for them.
1352
01:27:56,142 --> 01:27:58,235
But I know I'll be happier
as a woman.
1353
01:27:58,310 --> 01:28:00,335
I'm already a female inside.
1354
01:28:00,413 --> 01:28:04,645
I want to be one on the outside too,
so I'm getting the change.
1355
01:28:04,717 --> 01:28:08,619
I was wondering if
you had any advice for me.
1356
01:28:08,687 --> 01:28:13,522
Gary, if you're sure that's what
you really want, all I can say is...
1357
01:28:13,592 --> 01:28:16,561
don't try to perm your own hair...
1358
01:28:16,629 --> 01:28:19,792
and don't wear high heels
on a soggy lawn.
1359
01:28:19,865 --> 01:28:22,857
Shirlee here.
What's cooking?
1360
01:28:22,935 --> 01:28:25,665
Pick up the phone you're not alone
1361
01:28:25,738 --> 01:28:27,831
We've all got something to say
1362
01:28:27,907 --> 01:28:32,344
I is ten in and listen up
we'll find a better way
1363
01:28:32,411 --> 01:28:37,212
With honesty and common sense
it's really hard to miss
1364
01:28:37,283 --> 01:28:41,720
Straight talk, straight talk
just tell it like it is
1365
01:28:41,787 --> 01:28:46,087
Straight talk, straight talk
don't sugar-coat it please
1366
01:28:46,158 --> 01:28:50,322
Straight talk, straight talk
sounds sweet enough to me
1367
01:28:50,396 --> 01:28:54,992
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbojive
1368
01:28:55,067 --> 01:29:02,769
Straight talk, straight talk
and we're gonna be all right
1369
01:29:02,842 --> 01:29:06,778
Straight talk, straight talk
makes plenty sense to me
1370
01:29:06,846 --> 01:29:11,215
Don't talk to me in circles
in some mumbo-jumbojive
1371
01:29:11,283 --> 01:29:15,276
Give me just straight talk
and we're gonna be all right
1372
01:29:15,354 --> 01:29:17,879
Give me just straight talk,
straight talk
1373
01:29:17,957 --> 01:29:21,120
And we're gonna
1374
01:29:21,193 --> 01:29:30,431
Be all right
1375
01:29:34,273 --> 01:29:40,269
I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
1376
01:29:40,346 --> 01:29:45,841
I can see the light
of a brand-new... day
1377
01:29:45,918 --> 01:29:48,751
Yes I can see the light
1378
01:29:48,821 --> 01:29:52,655
Of a clear blue morning
1379
01:29:52,725 --> 01:29:55,455
Everything's gonna be all right
1380
01:29:55,528 --> 01:29:58,429
Everything's gonna be all right
1381
01:29:58,497 --> 01:30:00,863
Everything's gonna be all right
1382
01:30:00,933 --> 01:30:03,993
It's gonna be okay
1383
01:30:04,069 --> 01:30:06,799
'Cause I can see the light
1384
01:30:06,872 --> 01:30:10,330
Of a clear blue morning
1385
01:30:10,409 --> 01:30:15,813
I can see the light
of a brand-new... day
1386
01:30:15,881 --> 01:30:22,684
I can see the light
of a clear blue morning
1387
01:30:22,755 --> 01:30:26,623
Everything's gonna be gonna be okay
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