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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,948 Previously on SurrealEstate. 2 00:00:01,959 --> 00:00:03,759 - [QUIET SCORE] - Who's a good client? 3 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,880 Come back to ASDRA, August. Come back to me. 4 00:00:07,059 --> 00:00:08,408 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 5 00:00:08,447 --> 00:00:11,537 Susan, I desperately need some career advice! 6 00:00:11,771 --> 00:00:13,405 Help me. 7 00:00:13,452 --> 00:00:15,612 - You seen Zooey? - [GASPS] 8 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:18,082 - She went to see Susan. - [GASPS] 9 00:00:18,461 --> 00:00:19,791 I'm going to see my mom. 10 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:20,896 What's new? 11 00:00:20,907 --> 00:00:23,077 All this time and you still don't care. 12 00:00:23,183 --> 00:00:26,143 - Do you still hear the voices? - [RATTLING] 13 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:29,260 [LUKE] These days? Not so much. 14 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:30,851 [SCORE FADES OUT] 15 00:00:31,261 --> 00:00:33,221 Yeah, yeah. Zooey's okay. 16 00:00:33,263 --> 00:00:34,763 I'm just leaving the hospital now. 17 00:00:34,806 --> 00:00:36,436 - [TRAFFIC WHIZZING] - [POLICE SIRENS] 18 00:00:41,313 --> 00:00:42,813 [SIGH, SNIFFLE] 19 00:00:42,856 --> 00:00:44,396 [TRAFFIC SOUNDS CONTINUE] 20 00:00:52,491 --> 00:00:54,081 [PENSIVE SCORE] 21 00:00:58,997 --> 00:01:00,587 [EERIE SCORE] 22 00:01:04,544 --> 00:01:06,464 [SAFE CROSSING SIGNAL BEEPING] 23 00:01:16,973 --> 00:01:18,433 [GIRL BREATHES NERVOUSLY] 24 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:28,951 Pardon me, Miss? 25 00:01:30,529 --> 00:01:32,079 You okay? 26 00:01:33,698 --> 00:01:35,248 I'm looking for my mom. 27 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,492 Where'd you leave her? 28 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:39,666 We were arguing 29 00:01:39,704 --> 00:01:42,414 and then this big white car came out of nowhere and... 30 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:50,672 [TENDER SCORE] 31 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:06,698 You've been waiting here a while, huh? 32 00:02:07,524 --> 00:02:09,683 I just keep thinking she'll be here. 33 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:12,156 If I keep coming back, she'll be here. 34 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:13,695 But nobody will talk to me! 35 00:02:13,738 --> 00:02:15,828 They just walk past me like I'm not there. 36 00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:20,668 Except you. You're different. 37 00:02:26,585 --> 00:02:28,665 You know what your mom would want you to do, right? 38 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,086 We argue a lot. 39 00:02:31,131 --> 00:02:32,891 Doesn't matter. 40 00:02:32,924 --> 00:02:34,674 She loves you. 41 00:02:36,126 --> 00:02:37,717 I guess. 42 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:39,682 Things with moms is: 43 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:43,462 Even if she's not, like, there to say it, 44 00:02:44,769 --> 00:02:46,359 doesn't mean she doesn't care. 45 00:02:47,814 --> 00:02:50,064 She wants the best for you. Always. 46 00:02:51,735 --> 00:02:53,235 And the best for you... 47 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:55,830 just isn't here anymore. 48 00:02:59,284 --> 00:03:00,864 You go ahead. 49 00:03:02,287 --> 00:03:04,037 You cross. 50 00:03:06,123 --> 00:03:07,713 [GENTLE SIGH] 51 00:03:09,836 --> 00:03:11,376 [SAFE CROSSING SIGNAL BEEPS] 52 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,057 [DRAMATIC WHOOSH] 53 00:03:21,348 --> 00:03:22,888 [SCORE CROSSFADES TO OPENING THEME] 54 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,405 [MAN SCREAMING] 55 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:40,789 - [THEME FADES OUT] - [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 56 00:03:42,994 --> 00:03:44,914 - [THUMPS IN DISTANCE] - [MAN IN DISTANCE GROANS] 57 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:47,455 - [TENSE SCORE] - [COUPLE TALKING FAINTLY] 58 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:49,799 [MAN IN BED, WHISPERING] Joiti. Joiti. 59 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:52,079 There's someone in the house! 60 00:03:55,391 --> 00:03:56,891 Okay, yeah. 61 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,599 Just, uh, stay in bed. 62 00:04:00,679 --> 00:04:02,479 I am going to check it out. 63 00:04:03,807 --> 00:04:05,307 (NERVOUSLY) Um... 64 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:08,399 (YELLING) Hey! Hey! Hey! 65 00:04:09,062 --> 00:04:11,432 Uh, you better get outta here! 66 00:04:11,513 --> 00:04:13,013 [MAN TALKING IN DISTANCE] 67 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:14,431 Hey! 68 00:04:14,497 --> 00:04:19,047 I'm six-foot-four and 240 pounds 69 00:04:19,239 --> 00:04:22,289 of a pissed-off homeowner. 70 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:25,113 Hey, I'm holding a blade! 71 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:27,622 Oh, God, it's so sharp 72 00:04:27,664 --> 00:04:29,534 it could cut a tomato 73 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:32,293 into, like, really thin slices! 74 00:04:32,877 --> 00:04:34,507 [MAN SPEAKS CLOSER] 75 00:04:34,546 --> 00:04:36,126 Ohhh... 76 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:39,680 You got to the count of three 77 00:04:39,718 --> 00:04:42,348 to get your punk ass outta here. 78 00:04:43,388 --> 00:04:44,978 One! 79 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:48,306 Two! 80 00:04:48,768 --> 00:04:50,688 Please don't make me do this! 81 00:04:50,729 --> 00:04:52,479 [COUPLE LAUGHING] 82 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:54,763 What, funny? Really? You find this funny? 83 00:04:54,774 --> 00:04:56,484 [JOITI] Oh, you're so sweet. 84 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,955 Jo, what the hell is happening? Stop! 85 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:01,199 - [JOITI CHUCKLES] - Stop! Hey, stop! 86 00:05:03,074 --> 00:05:04,614 What was that? 87 00:05:09,998 --> 00:05:13,045 - What's this? - It's a baseball bat, dumbass. 88 00:05:13,465 --> 00:05:14,664 [JOITI] It was his. 89 00:05:14,675 --> 00:05:16,785 - What's it doing here? - I don't know. 90 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:20,046 It's mine and it's ready to go all lemonade on your ass! 91 00:05:20,091 --> 00:05:22,551 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 92 00:05:22,594 --> 00:05:25,054 Jo, what the shit is going on? 93 00:05:25,096 --> 00:05:27,846 Who is this guy? What is happening? 94 00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:30,061 I know. Just be patient. 95 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,225 - It's hard for me, too. - Hard for you? 96 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:34,931 Listen to me! Talk to me! 97 00:05:34,981 --> 00:05:37,441 I get it. I know it's hard 98 00:05:37,484 --> 00:05:39,864 but that's why we have to do this, right? We have to move on. 99 00:05:39,903 --> 00:05:43,403 Move on... yes! Out of my house, out of my life! 100 00:05:43,448 --> 00:05:46,368 Stop! Stop! Stop! 101 00:05:46,409 --> 00:05:48,249 - Let's go to bed. - Okay. 102 00:05:48,286 --> 00:05:49,876 [UNSETTLING SCORE] 103 00:05:50,914 --> 00:05:52,584 What? 104 00:05:52,624 --> 00:05:54,544 [JOITI SIGHS] 105 00:05:54,584 --> 00:05:56,084 Jo? 106 00:05:56,836 --> 00:05:59,426 Jo, what the hell? Talk to me. 107 00:06:01,841 --> 00:06:03,381 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 108 00:06:04,302 --> 00:06:05,882 [MAN, ECHOING] Now you're cut off. 109 00:06:05,929 --> 00:06:07,809 [JOITI, ECHOING] I didn't even have that much. 110 00:06:07,847 --> 00:06:09,437 [JOITI CHUCKLES] 111 00:06:09,474 --> 00:06:11,554 [JOITI, MAN CROSSTALK] 112 00:06:13,978 --> 00:06:16,568 - [JOITI, MAN CHUCKLING] - [MAN] What's it doing here? 113 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:18,986 So, this is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 114 00:06:19,025 --> 00:06:21,155 [MAN, JOITI LAUGHING] 115 00:06:21,194 --> 00:06:22,734 [JOITI, ECHOING] Just be patient. 116 00:06:23,488 --> 00:06:25,658 - What? What? What? - [MAN] I know it's hard 117 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:27,409 but that's why we have to do this, right? 118 00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:32,577 [SIGHS] 119 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,590 (WHISPERED) What? 120 00:06:39,003 --> 00:06:41,123 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 121 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:42,922 (WHISPERED) What? What? 122 00:06:45,844 --> 00:06:47,344 [MAN, ECHOING] We have to move on. 123 00:06:47,387 --> 00:06:49,307 [PANICKED BREATHING] 124 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:50,937 Let's go to bed. 125 00:06:50,974 --> 00:06:52,974 [MOANING, PANTING] 126 00:06:53,017 --> 00:06:54,607 [SCREAMING] 127 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:56,144 [GLASS SHATTERING] 128 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,097 Nas? 129 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,960 [NAS] What the... ? 130 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:19,419 - [SCORE FADES OUT] - [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 131 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:23,501 How is she? 132 00:07:23,548 --> 00:07:25,388 Zooey is bruised and she is bleeding 133 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:27,885 and she is mad as a wet cat, but she's gonna be okay. 134 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,090 August is taking her home. 135 00:07:30,239 --> 00:07:31,829 What about Susan? 136 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:33,850 That is the question, yeah. 137 00:07:33,892 --> 00:07:35,552 Okay, well, listen, I'm gonna keep digging here, 138 00:07:35,602 --> 00:07:37,352 but we need those bank records to get a full picture. 139 00:07:37,395 --> 00:07:39,725 I'll settle for a snapshot. Anything you can find 140 00:07:39,773 --> 00:07:41,523 about the house! Who built it, who lives there. 141 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:44,196 - Okay, okay. I'm on it. - [LUKE SIGHS] 142 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:48,574 - You okay? - Susan is in there. I know it. 143 00:07:48,815 --> 00:07:50,395 Well, how can you know? 144 00:07:50,494 --> 00:07:52,034 [GENTLE, SPOOKY SCORE] 145 00:07:52,911 --> 00:07:55,919 The voices? The power, it's all back? 146 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:57,440 It was my mom. 147 00:07:57,624 --> 00:07:59,244 I touched her hand and it was like 148 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:01,202 plugging into a 12-gauge speaker wire. 149 00:08:01,445 --> 00:08:03,025 [EXPELS BREATH] 150 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,050 How... How could that work? 151 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,720 What am I, a scientist? 152 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:09,259 What about your dad? Have you seen him? 153 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:10,882 No, I haven't had time and now Susan's stuck in there 154 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:12,389 with God knows what and we need to get her out! 155 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:14,480 What are you gonna do? 156 00:08:15,558 --> 00:08:17,188 I'm gonna go see a house about a lady. 157 00:08:18,102 --> 00:08:19,812 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES OUT] 158 00:08:21,402 --> 00:08:23,357 [JOITI] When we first moved in there was a half-wall here 159 00:08:23,368 --> 00:08:26,009 that just didn't work and a hideous green accent wall. 160 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:27,900 It was horrible. [CHUCKLES] 161 00:08:27,939 --> 00:08:30,529 Well, it feels very open. Great job. 162 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:32,777 - [GENTLE SCORE] - Thank you. 163 00:08:35,697 --> 00:08:37,237 It wasn't me, though. 164 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:39,162 My husband was good at this stuff. 165 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,750 He even picked all the colors. 166 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,035 He really made this house into something special. 167 00:08:44,264 --> 00:08:47,500 Well, he did. And it is. 168 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:49,092 - [LOMAX CHUCKLES] - [SCORE FADES OUT] 169 00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:53,047 Okay, so you are competing with four other houses 170 00:08:53,089 --> 00:08:54,583 - in a three-block radius. - Okay. 171 00:08:54,594 --> 00:08:56,344 I checked them out and they're 172 00:08:56,355 --> 00:08:59,018 just about as exciting as underwear for Christmas. 173 00:08:59,609 --> 00:09:02,925 The work you did is going to pay off huge in terms of 174 00:09:02,974 --> 00:09:05,934 a faster sale and a higher price. 175 00:09:05,977 --> 00:09:07,517 [PEN CLICKS] 176 00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:11,184 My first husband did all the work. 177 00:09:11,232 --> 00:09:13,152 [TENDER SCORE] 178 00:09:13,192 --> 00:09:14,742 He was the one with the vision. 179 00:09:15,695 --> 00:09:17,235 The talent. 180 00:09:21,075 --> 00:09:22,745 And he died. 181 00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:25,421 I died? 182 00:09:25,997 --> 00:09:27,537 I am sorry for your loss. 183 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:32,002 Zayan poured his heart and soul into this house. 184 00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:35,549 He called it our "forever home." 185 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:39,383 [BOTH] "Until we can afford something better." 186 00:09:40,094 --> 00:09:41,634 [JOITI LAUGHS] 187 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,640 I met Nasser earlier this year. 188 00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:48,152 We married in early October 189 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:50,476 and a couple months ago we decided... 190 00:09:52,398 --> 00:09:53,938 it was time for us to move on. 191 00:09:54,859 --> 00:09:56,399 Too many memories? 192 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:59,117 Zayan had a heart thing. 193 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,240 They called it an... 194 00:10:02,992 --> 00:10:04,542 aortic dissection. 195 00:10:06,704 --> 00:10:08,244 It killed him so young. 196 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,883 And that just killed me. 197 00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:16,047 For months I stumbled through everything. 198 00:10:17,423 --> 00:10:18,963 Numb. 199 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:24,470 Then Nasser brought me back to life. 200 00:10:27,809 --> 00:10:29,349 [SNIFFLES] So... 201 00:10:29,773 --> 00:10:31,075 - [LAUGHS] - [SCORE FADES OUT] 202 00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:32,636 let's get this place sold 203 00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:34,817 and find something new and wonderful 'cause 204 00:10:34,857 --> 00:10:37,067 Nasser really deserves a fresh start. 205 00:10:38,695 --> 00:10:40,235 I don't disagree. 206 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:42,580 [JOITI] Hm. 207 00:10:45,493 --> 00:10:47,743 You should probably know what happened last night. 208 00:10:47,787 --> 00:10:49,327 [EERIE SCORE] 209 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,456 [SCORE SWELLS] 210 00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:00,088 [ENGINE TURNS OFF] 211 00:11:01,884 --> 00:11:03,424 [CREEPY SCORE] 212 00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:25,575 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 213 00:11:31,164 --> 00:11:32,704 Whoa. 214 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,091 Well, nice to meet you, too. 215 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,680 [RUMBLING] 216 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,690 [RUMBLING FADES OUT] 217 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:53,230 Looks like we got something to talk about. 218 00:11:54,771 --> 00:11:56,321 So, let's talk. 219 00:11:58,399 --> 00:12:00,279 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 220 00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:03,028 Look, I feel bad that he died so young. 221 00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:06,231 It's just that, you know, we have our own life, too. 222 00:12:06,824 --> 00:12:09,744 But don't get me wrong, it's a great house. 223 00:12:09,786 --> 00:12:11,536 Except it was their house. 224 00:12:11,579 --> 00:12:13,869 You know, I want to live somewhere that's our house. 225 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:15,975 Understandable. 226 00:12:17,585 --> 00:12:19,835 See, this is exactly the type of thing 227 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,549 that makes me think that maybe Joiti's not on board 228 00:12:21,589 --> 00:12:25,049 with all this. Excuse me. Joiti? 229 00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:29,553 - Yeah, babe? - D'you unpack all these boxes? 230 00:12:29,597 --> 00:12:31,727 No, I didn't touch your precious boxes. 231 00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:35,052 I thought we agreed that we were gonna donate all this crap. 232 00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:37,313 You agreed. I got tired of arguing. 233 00:12:37,855 --> 00:12:39,605 Uh, what was in them? 234 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:41,319 Oh, just all of his old shit. 235 00:12:44,904 --> 00:12:46,444 [GENTLE SCORE] 236 00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:51,198 - You gotta be kidding me. - What? 237 00:12:51,828 --> 00:12:53,658 I spent all day yesterday packing these. 238 00:12:53,704 --> 00:12:55,574 I was gonna take 'em to Salvation Army. 239 00:12:55,623 --> 00:12:58,203 - And what are they doing here? - You didn't put it back here? 240 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,867 - No. - Oh, then who did? 241 00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:03,334 (DISTORTED) I did, bitches! 242 00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:05,381 Are you calling me a liar? 243 00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:07,634 Clearly I like to pack things just to unpack 'em. 244 00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:10,433 I'm not an idiot, Joiti. 245 00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:12,311 Ah, let's put a pin in that. 246 00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:15,558 Wait! Joiti! I was just... 247 00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,361 No, let's just talk about this, please? 248 00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:19,936 [ZAYAN LAUGHS] 249 00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:22,438 Ahh... 250 00:13:23,359 --> 00:13:25,029 Oh. [LAUGHS] 251 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,235 You have a good eye. 252 00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:29,336 That's, um, Groundthorne number 13. 253 00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:30,987 Oh, and if you look a little closer, 254 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:32,863 you'll see Mutant Nun number seven. 255 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,370 The one where she cage fights Jerry Falwell. 256 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,543 They had to pull that one when the lawyers got involved, 257 00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,962 but, uh, I got to it first. 258 00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:45,625 This is the stuff that he calls shit! 259 00:13:46,674 --> 00:13:50,214 Do you know what it is? It is the residue of a life. 260 00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,141 My life! And he-he, what? 261 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,310 Wants to cart it away to the Salvation Army, 262 00:13:54,348 --> 00:13:56,478 sell this house, abduct my wife? 263 00:13:57,018 --> 00:13:58,558 Really? 264 00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:03,151 What the hell is Joiti doing with a philistine like that? 265 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:08,277 You think you're gonna sell this house? 266 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,542 [RUMBLING SWELLS, FADES] 267 00:14:19,707 --> 00:14:21,377 No! 268 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:22,957 I don't think so. 269 00:14:24,295 --> 00:14:25,835 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [GOOSE HONKING] 270 00:14:29,884 --> 00:14:31,424 [SIGHS] 271 00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,009 [EMOTIONAL SCORE] 272 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:36,179 [SIGHS] 273 00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,101 I have all day. I'm not going anywhere. 274 00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,353 [SUSAN] It's my happiness that bothers you, 275 00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:42,935 isn't it, Luke? 276 00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:45,564 I always wanted Susan to be happy. 277 00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:48,235 [SUSAN, ECHOING] Sure, as long as it makes you happy 278 00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:50,567 and the world still revolves around you. 279 00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:53,235 I'd like to talk to Susan, please. 280 00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,913 - I am Susan. - Bullshit. 281 00:14:56,369 --> 00:14:59,169 You want proof? Proof it's me? 282 00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:00,995 Yeah, if I could see, like, a photo ID 283 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,590 and a major credit card. 284 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,165 - [WHOOSH] - [DRAMATIC SCORE] 285 00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:09,051 Taught us to build a fire in cub scouts. Proves nothing. 286 00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:11,303 You know what I hate about you, Luke? 287 00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:14,304 You're Mister Perfect. Perfectly styled, 288 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:17,305 color-coordinated, confident, glib. 289 00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:20,098 I'd like to talk to Susan, please. 290 00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:22,812 (ANGRY) What makes you think I'm not Susan? 291 00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:25,974 Well, it's the whole color-coordination thing. 292 00:15:26,589 --> 00:15:29,179 See, I could buy the rage on the other points, but, uh, 293 00:15:29,819 --> 00:15:31,609 color-coordination? 294 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:33,314 It's one of Susan's core beliefs. 295 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,170 [HOUSE] You need to leave, Mister Roman. 296 00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:41,711 You're not Susan either. 297 00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,287 Oh, but I am. 298 00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:45,092 We are one. 299 00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,126 Susan Ireland possesses me. 300 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:50,169 Possession is nine-tenths of the law, so what do you want? 301 00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:53,040 I want you all to stop distracting Susan. 302 00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:54,343 Leave us alone. 303 00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:57,715 See, Susan is a friend of mine, so if she tells me to piss off, 304 00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,843 I'm gone. Boom, I'm outta here. 305 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,440 But until she does... 306 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:04,058 watch for me. 307 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:06,612 I'll be back. 308 00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:10,743 [SUSAN'S VOICE] Piss off, Luke. 309 00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:13,109 Susan would never say that. 310 00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:16,999 [SCORE FADES OUT] 311 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,600 - [DOG BARKING] - [HOUSE DOOR CLOSES] 312 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,363 Looks good. 313 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,611 Hey. 314 00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:32,438 Is, uh, is everything okay? 315 00:16:33,314 --> 00:16:35,944 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry you had to see that. 316 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,362 Look, I know that this is tough on her. 317 00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:41,404 I just don't want to spend the rest of my life 318 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,410 being her dead husband's cover band. 319 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:50,127 Joiti told me about what happened last night. 320 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:53,047 - [EERIE SCORE] - Yeah, that was... weird. 321 00:16:53,921 --> 00:16:56,511 Have you, um, noticed anything else... 322 00:16:57,925 --> 00:17:00,925 weird in the house lately? 323 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,270 [TENDER SCORE] 324 00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,517 Hi! Hey. 325 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,019 Uh, can I bounce a couple things off you right now? 326 00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:12,935 Cool. 327 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,022 So... [SIGHS] 328 00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:18,318 Apparently, I'm dead. 329 00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:23,618 I can see you and muscle boy, but you can't see or hear me. 330 00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:28,163 You're gonna want to cut those zucchinis pretty thick. 331 00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:30,245 [SHARP INHALE] Anyway... 332 00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:32,090 I don't think we should let a little thing 333 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:34,255 like my untimely death get in the way 334 00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:38,464 of a terrific relationship, so here is the plan: 335 00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:41,639 I help you get rid of Mister Musclepants. 336 00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:43,675 You can do better. 337 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,680 In fact, you actually have done better. 338 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,805 Next, you fire the real estate lady 339 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,109 and move the furniture back the way it was because 340 00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:53,223 the whole feng shui thing is totally messed up now. 341 00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:58,852 And, then, here's the best part: 342 00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:00,708 We just, um... 343 00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:03,038 live. 344 00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:05,367 Well, you live and I do 345 00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:07,079 whatever the hell this is right now. 346 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,670 But we will be together. 347 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,839 In our house. 348 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,206 Our house. 349 00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,801 - [KNIFE DROPS TO COUNTER] - [JOITI SIGHS] 350 00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:20,045 [CRINKLING] 351 00:18:20,507 --> 00:18:23,347 Wow, you remembered my secret ingredient 352 00:18:23,385 --> 00:18:25,425 for superior ratatouille. 353 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,011 Touch of brown sugar. 354 00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:34,226 I miss you so much. 355 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:38,884 That looks great! You mind if I help? 356 00:18:39,091 --> 00:18:41,822 Yeah, it's your favorite. I'm making it for you. 357 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,025 - Thank you. - Good news, Joiti. 358 00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:45,782 I have us scheduled to look at that new house 359 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,654 on McGuill Street. 360 00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:49,251 I love that house! 361 00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:51,746 - [JOITI LAUGHS IN PAST] - [NAS] I know it's hard. 362 00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:53,838 This is going into the pile with the rest of his stuff. 363 00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:56,914 - [NAS] All of his old shit. - [JOITI] Making it just for you 364 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,300 Time to put my plan into action. 365 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,048 [PANTING] What? 366 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,675 Damn it. I missed. 367 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:10,030 I think I need to talk to my supervisor. 368 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,432 And then I looked in the mirror and there she was. 369 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,688 And she did not look good. 370 00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:22,234 You should be home taking it easy. 371 00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:26,575 I'm fine. And I'll take it easy when we get Susan out of there. 372 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,000 See, the mirror thing worries me. 373 00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:31,454 There's centuries of mirror mythology that suggests 374 00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:34,165 an attraction to souls, the ability to trap them 375 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,836 and the will to hold them indefinitely. 376 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,824 - [AUGUST] Mm. - Did you see Susan? 377 00:19:38,835 --> 00:19:40,795 I never even got inside. You okay? 378 00:19:40,837 --> 00:19:42,587 Yeah, just sore. 379 00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,181 [TENDER SCORE] 380 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,256 So, you gonna tell them or should I? 381 00:19:48,309 --> 00:19:49,899 Tell us what? 382 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,190 I'm back on the air. 383 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,957 [ZOOEY] Ah, hell, yeah! 384 00:19:54,968 --> 00:19:58,803 So, it's all back? The voices? The ping? 385 00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,604 - Stronger than ever. - [PHONE BUZZING] 386 00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,915 - About damn time. - [PHIL CHUCKLES] 387 00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:06,086 - Lomax. Hi. - Roman! 388 00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:08,869 I know you've got your hands full, but I think 389 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:13,207 my homeowner's dead husband just tried to kill her new guy. 390 00:20:13,398 --> 00:20:15,375 Uh-oh. You saw this? 391 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,084 Yeah, I saw a knife fly off the countertop 392 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,705 and barely miss the guy's face. 393 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,461 Got stuck three inches into the wall. 394 00:20:21,858 --> 00:20:23,463 Look, I'm sorry to pull you into this. 395 00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:25,005 I can handle losing a sale, 396 00:20:25,048 --> 00:20:27,348 but losing a client to a knife in the face? 397 00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,140 That's gonna look really bad on my performance review. 398 00:20:30,151 --> 00:20:31,821 I'll get there as soon as I can. 399 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,343 - I gotta go help Lomax. - What about Susan? 400 00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:36,811 - We should be there right now! - Not without a plan. 401 00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:38,812 We're still in the "investigate" phase of the ECHIDNA process. 402 00:20:38,854 --> 00:20:41,564 We don't move on to "neutralize" until we know exactly 403 00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:44,106 what we're up against. We owe Susan that much. 404 00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:46,565 You still working on the past residents? 405 00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:48,446 The bank has owned it a very long time 406 00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:50,698 and they do not like to share records. 407 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,120 I've enlisted some help on the technical aspects. 408 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,620 Well, keep working on it and I'll be back as soon as I can. 409 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,286 [SUSPENSEFUL SCORE] 410 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:03,128 Hey, wanna mess with the bank? 411 00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,253 - Yes, please. [LAUGHS] - [ELEVATOR ARRIVAL CHIME] 412 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,838 - Ow. - [SCORE FADES OUT] 413 00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:10,757 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 414 00:21:18,101 --> 00:21:19,891 [CAR TURNS OFF] 415 00:21:19,936 --> 00:21:22,646 Hey, I am so sorry to drag you into this. 416 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,306 Where's our happy couple? 417 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:28,317 They're in the house, rage packing in separate rooms. 418 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:29,901 What do they think is going on? 419 00:21:29,973 --> 00:21:32,313 Nasser, the husband, is in complete denial. 420 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,864 He thinks he's the victim of a drive-by knifing. 421 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,795 Joiti, I-I don't think she knows what to make of it. 422 00:21:37,806 --> 00:21:39,356 [GENTLE SCORE] 423 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,327 There's a healthy dose of survivor guilt in there. 424 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,798 I-I saw it a lot on my last job. 425 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,630 What about the, uh, other husband? 426 00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:51,002 The one without a pulse. Any idea where I could find him? 427 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:53,820 [LAUGHS] I know where I'd start. 428 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,891 [RECEDING FOOTSTEPS] 429 00:22:07,776 --> 00:22:09,249 [SCORE FADES OUT] 430 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,770 Great. Another pale authority figure. 431 00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:18,030 You know, I have just about 432 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,993 - had it with you guys. - [DRAMATIC BOOM] 433 00:22:21,331 --> 00:22:23,501 You need to adjust your stance. 434 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,542 Your feet should be shoulder width apart. 435 00:22:28,255 --> 00:22:29,965 [EERIE SCORE WELLS, FADES OUT] 436 00:22:32,112 --> 00:22:33,436 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 437 00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,497 What? Are you, like, um... 438 00:22:35,783 --> 00:22:37,913 Dead? Not at the moment. 439 00:22:37,951 --> 00:22:40,241 The-then how can you see me? How can you hear me? 440 00:22:41,288 --> 00:22:44,258 How can Tame Impala sell nearly two million albums? 441 00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:48,213 Universe is a freaky place. [ASTONISHED WHISTLE] 442 00:22:48,879 --> 00:22:50,429 Yeah, true dat. 443 00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,004 So, Zayan. 444 00:22:52,176 --> 00:22:53,726 Uh, ZAYan. 445 00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:55,208 - Zayan. - Um-hm. 446 00:22:55,219 --> 00:22:57,389 Your wife and her partner decided to sell the house 447 00:22:57,429 --> 00:22:59,759 and I'm pretty sure that's what brought you back. 448 00:23:01,517 --> 00:23:04,897 Cool. I don't care. She can't be with that guy. 449 00:23:05,144 --> 00:23:06,694 She can't love him. 450 00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:08,232 [DEEP SIGH] 451 00:23:08,273 --> 00:23:09,813 She just can't. 452 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,909 [TENDER SCORE] 453 00:23:16,865 --> 00:23:19,455 I hate to be this direct, but you died. 454 00:23:19,493 --> 00:23:21,493 You are, in this moment, worm chow. 455 00:23:21,537 --> 00:23:24,127 Now, I have no doubt that you loved Joiti 456 00:23:24,164 --> 00:23:25,704 and that she loved you back, but that? 457 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:28,415 It's over. 458 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,579 I thought love lasted forever. 459 00:23:31,639 --> 00:23:32,920 Well, yeah. 460 00:23:33,403 --> 00:23:35,152 Like low-maintenance composite decking. 461 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,333 Then why can't Joiti and I be together? 462 00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:39,384 Well, you can. 463 00:23:39,429 --> 00:23:41,299 Just not yet? 464 00:23:42,099 --> 00:23:45,269 It's bullshit. Who do I talk to about that? 465 00:23:52,192 --> 00:23:54,072 [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 466 00:23:54,111 --> 00:23:56,111 [ZOOEY] Yes, we'll be needing those records now. 467 00:23:57,489 --> 00:23:59,779 Uh-huh. All right. 468 00:24:00,325 --> 00:24:01,865 Can I please have your name 469 00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:04,620 so Miss Shelley in legal will have someone to reference 470 00:24:04,663 --> 00:24:07,663 when I tell her that you are completely incapable 471 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,548 of providing these documents that she needs 472 00:24:09,585 --> 00:24:11,835 for an important legal matter? 473 00:24:12,629 --> 00:24:15,959 Oh, really? Oh, that's great! 474 00:24:16,008 --> 00:24:18,678 Miss Shelley in legal will be so pleased. 475 00:24:19,469 --> 00:24:22,179 Uh-huh. Ah! Those people in legal. 476 00:24:22,222 --> 00:24:25,262 They're scary, huh? Lawyers, am I right? 477 00:24:25,309 --> 00:24:27,149 [LAUGHS] 478 00:24:27,186 --> 00:24:29,606 Perfect! You're a warrior prince, Cody. 479 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:32,106 Uh-huh. Okay. Bye-bye. 480 00:24:32,149 --> 00:24:33,699 [CALL DISCONNECT BEEP] 481 00:24:34,484 --> 00:24:37,024 Lawyers. Is there anything they can't do? 482 00:24:37,070 --> 00:24:38,900 You have to be Zooey. 483 00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:41,657 - And you are... ? - Here to see August. 484 00:24:42,284 --> 00:24:43,824 Do you have an appointment? 485 00:24:44,369 --> 00:24:46,779 Honey, I am an appointment. 486 00:24:51,752 --> 00:24:54,172 Oh, Zooey, this is, uh, Rochelle. 487 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,920 You are exactly as he described you. 488 00:24:57,187 --> 00:24:59,595 - Oh, he described me. - I think he called you his... 489 00:24:59,635 --> 00:25:02,845 Uh, Rochelle, my... workshop is this way. 490 00:25:06,934 --> 00:25:08,474 Fifth daughter. 491 00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:10,068 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] 492 00:25:27,454 --> 00:25:28,994 For this you turned me down. 493 00:25:30,499 --> 00:25:32,339 It may be small, but it is... 494 00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:35,751 adequate. 495 00:25:40,592 --> 00:25:43,632 So, what are we trying to solve? 496 00:25:44,846 --> 00:25:47,806 We have a living organism 497 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:51,219 forcibly conjoined with an inanimate object. 498 00:25:51,661 --> 00:25:53,621 Specifically? 499 00:25:53,772 --> 00:25:57,442 We have a nice lady who's not just trapped inside a house, 500 00:25:57,484 --> 00:25:59,734 but becoming part of a house. 501 00:26:00,404 --> 00:26:02,944 So, we need an extraction tool 502 00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:05,820 that can separate and withdraw her without harm. 503 00:26:06,535 --> 00:26:08,245 A metaphysical jaws of life? 504 00:26:08,287 --> 00:26:11,247 As always, you capture the essence. 505 00:26:11,290 --> 00:26:13,290 Can we go see this house? 506 00:26:14,001 --> 00:26:16,961 Zooey, we're going to take some readings at Susan's house. 507 00:26:17,004 --> 00:26:18,794 Phil's meeting us there. He's never seen the place 508 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:20,429 and he wants to get a feel for it. 509 00:26:20,465 --> 00:26:22,005 Mind if I tag along? 510 00:26:22,509 --> 00:26:25,299 You, uh, certain you want to give this house 511 00:26:25,345 --> 00:26:27,015 another swing at you so soon? 512 00:26:27,055 --> 00:26:28,805 We'll see who's still standing at the end. 513 00:26:30,809 --> 00:26:32,349 [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 514 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,350 [SCORE FADES OUT] 515 00:26:36,697 --> 00:26:39,403 - Yeesh. - Yeah. 516 00:26:39,443 --> 00:26:41,773 I've covered up nastier knife wounds than this. 517 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:44,360 That's what I like about you, Lomax. You've seen stuff. 518 00:26:44,990 --> 00:26:47,660 Okay. Take it or leave it. 519 00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:49,425 I met this woman once. 520 00:26:49,436 --> 00:26:51,916 Her husband had died, it was some sort of cancer, 521 00:26:51,955 --> 00:26:54,295 but she bought the whole premium package. 522 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,963 Odyssey-level casket, string quartet graveside, 523 00:26:57,002 --> 00:27:00,132 dove release at benediction. It was top-drawer all the way. 524 00:27:00,172 --> 00:27:01,954 Paid for my senior year at Brown. 525 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:03,385 Okay. 526 00:27:03,425 --> 00:27:05,465 In a private moment, she told me 527 00:27:05,510 --> 00:27:07,930 that they had gone through this rough patch, 528 00:27:07,971 --> 00:27:09,681 but they found couples counseling 529 00:27:09,723 --> 00:27:12,603 and apparently it just turned the whole thing around for them. 530 00:27:13,268 --> 00:27:15,858 She said that when he died they were holding hands 531 00:27:15,896 --> 00:27:18,696 like newlyweds until his last breath. 532 00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:20,954 That's a nice story. 533 00:27:21,568 --> 00:27:23,118 Couples counseling. 534 00:27:24,196 --> 00:27:25,996 I think maybe that'll do the trick here. 535 00:27:26,031 --> 00:27:27,821 [LONG SIGH] 536 00:27:28,222 --> 00:27:29,416 Which couple? 537 00:27:30,077 --> 00:27:31,627 Hm. Both. 538 00:27:33,497 --> 00:27:35,047 [SCORE FADES OUT] 539 00:27:35,665 --> 00:27:39,005 So, it just seemed like there was a lot of pain, 540 00:27:39,878 --> 00:27:42,468 a lot of loss and more than a little anger. 541 00:27:42,506 --> 00:27:44,046 - [CREEPY SCORE] - Dibs on the anger. 542 00:27:45,091 --> 00:27:46,711 So? 543 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,380 I think that if we put things out in the open 544 00:27:49,429 --> 00:27:51,049 it'll help all of us, you know? 545 00:27:51,098 --> 00:27:52,648 Move on to where we need to be. 546 00:27:53,181 --> 00:27:54,682 Emotionally... 547 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,475 Spiritually... 548 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,113 and in a residential real estate context. 549 00:28:00,107 --> 00:28:02,407 - This feels kind of silly. - [SCORE FADES OUT] 550 00:28:02,442 --> 00:28:05,692 We're supposed to pretend that Zayan is here in the room? 551 00:28:08,073 --> 00:28:09,886 That is the idea, yeah. 552 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,027 This is stupid. 553 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,827 You're stupid. 554 00:28:13,870 --> 00:28:15,580 I think if Zayan was here 555 00:28:15,622 --> 00:28:18,202 he would say that that attitude isn't going to get us anywhere. 556 00:28:19,376 --> 00:28:22,176 Come on, Naz. What could it hurt? 557 00:28:22,212 --> 00:28:23,752 Uh... 558 00:28:25,257 --> 00:28:27,557 - Yeah. - What an asshole. 559 00:28:28,135 --> 00:28:29,675 Come on. 560 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:32,220 Okay, if Zayan was here, 561 00:28:32,264 --> 00:28:34,224 he would say that the love he shared with you, Joiti, 562 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:35,936 was something that should last forever. 563 00:28:37,644 --> 00:28:39,184 [TENDER SCORE] 564 00:28:39,229 --> 00:28:41,149 That does sound like something he'd say. 565 00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:44,693 He was such a romantic. 566 00:28:48,113 --> 00:28:49,993 And how would you respond? 567 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,740 I'd... 568 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:01,633 This really feels dumb. 569 00:29:03,044 --> 00:29:04,754 Go on. 570 00:29:09,176 --> 00:29:10,716 I'd tell him that when he... 571 00:29:13,746 --> 00:29:15,286 When he passed... 572 00:29:15,297 --> 00:29:17,217 You were sad. Oh, I get it. 573 00:29:18,852 --> 00:29:20,392 I never left the house. 574 00:29:23,732 --> 00:29:25,402 Except to mosque. 575 00:29:26,276 --> 00:29:27,986 Only to mosque. It was the... 576 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:30,530 only thing that made me feel better. 577 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:36,213 That's where I met Nas. 578 00:29:37,871 --> 00:29:39,411 His mom had just passed. 579 00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:42,928 That is a very halal meet cute. 580 00:29:44,377 --> 00:29:47,387 This is over a year later. How long was I supposed to wait? 581 00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:48,962 Forever! 582 00:29:51,927 --> 00:29:53,597 Nasser, if Zayan was here right now 583 00:29:53,637 --> 00:29:55,187 what would you tell him? 584 00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:00,382 Dude, you're dead. 585 00:30:00,393 --> 00:30:02,773 You are a smarmy, home-wrecking piece of shit! 586 00:30:05,023 --> 00:30:06,693 [SCORE FADES OUT] 587 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:10,023 I think Zayan would argue that you two aren't as compatible 588 00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:11,690 to one another as they were. 589 00:30:11,738 --> 00:30:13,698 It's not really for him to say, is it? 590 00:30:14,639 --> 00:30:17,274 Dude, you know, you're dead. 591 00:30:17,285 --> 00:30:18,995 This is stupid. [LAUGHS] 592 00:30:19,037 --> 00:30:21,707 I'm sorry. I just... I'm gonna go repack the den. 593 00:30:21,748 --> 00:30:24,298 Hey, keep your hands off my shit! 594 00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:25,874 [RECEDING FOOTSTEPS] 595 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,960 I don't think this was helpful. 596 00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:31,551 - I'm sorry. - [GENTLE SCORE] 597 00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:34,142 I just thought it would be best to get everything out there. 598 00:30:34,438 --> 00:30:37,278 You made him sound jealous and controlling. 599 00:30:38,265 --> 00:30:39,895 He was never like that. 600 00:30:41,434 --> 00:30:44,854 He was kind, and funny. 601 00:30:45,605 --> 00:30:47,145 Really loving. 602 00:30:49,401 --> 00:30:51,151 And I loved him more than life. 603 00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:57,110 All he wanted was for me to be happy. 604 00:30:58,118 --> 00:30:59,668 And when we were together, 605 00:31:01,204 --> 00:31:02,744 we were happy. 606 00:31:07,419 --> 00:31:08,969 [CAR APPROACHING] 607 00:31:09,588 --> 00:31:11,138 [CREEPY SCORE] 608 00:31:20,015 --> 00:31:22,855 Well, doesn't look like Castle Dracula. 609 00:31:22,892 --> 00:31:24,642 Just don't turn your back on it. 610 00:31:24,686 --> 00:31:27,856 Phil, this is Rochelle Decker, a friend and colleague. 611 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,230 Rochelle, Phil Orley, ibid. 612 00:31:30,275 --> 00:31:31,815 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 613 00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,821 Oh, dear. 614 00:31:35,169 --> 00:31:36,709 May I? 615 00:31:37,115 --> 00:31:38,655 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 616 00:31:41,995 --> 00:31:43,705 Oh, these are marvelous. 617 00:31:44,456 --> 00:31:46,796 They're calibrated for different energy fluctuations 618 00:31:47,459 --> 00:31:50,259 indicating drains and surges that can alert us 619 00:31:50,295 --> 00:31:53,385 to residual emotional and temporal activity. 620 00:31:53,423 --> 00:31:55,173 Oh, why don't you two just get a room? 621 00:31:55,216 --> 00:31:57,386 Yeah, we gotta go. Susan's in there. 622 00:31:57,909 --> 00:31:59,227 Susan! 623 00:31:59,262 --> 00:32:01,092 - Shall we? - Yes. 624 00:32:04,726 --> 00:32:06,936 It's the ones that don't look like Castle Dracula 625 00:32:06,978 --> 00:32:08,528 that worry me the most. 626 00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:13,409 Susan! Susan! 627 00:32:14,027 --> 00:32:16,657 Susan! Susan! 628 00:32:17,364 --> 00:32:18,904 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 629 00:32:18,948 --> 00:32:21,918 [SUSAN, DISTORTED] Zooey! I'm here! Zooey! 630 00:32:22,661 --> 00:32:26,291 [HOUSE] Distractions. Distractions everywhere. 631 00:32:27,624 --> 00:32:29,754 You don't need them anymore, Susan. 632 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,980 You have me. 633 00:32:32,462 --> 00:32:34,592 They should be dealt with. 634 00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:36,461 We can do it together. 635 00:32:36,508 --> 00:32:39,098 We can do everything together. 636 00:32:39,135 --> 00:32:40,675 [SUSAN] Let me out of here! 637 00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:44,853 Perhaps we can work out a compromise. 638 00:32:48,436 --> 00:32:49,986 [WHOOSH, SIZZLING] 639 00:32:52,691 --> 00:32:55,191 The hell we will. 640 00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:56,742 [SCORE FADES OUT] 641 00:32:56,816 --> 00:32:58,776 - [CAR ENGINE STARTS IN DISTANCE] - [BIRDS CHIRPING] 642 00:33:07,396 --> 00:33:10,356 - Well. - Yeah. Well. 643 00:33:12,126 --> 00:33:14,149 At least he left you the recliner. 644 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,660 Yeah. He is waiting for someone to help him. 645 00:33:17,114 --> 00:33:18,734 I mean, you go to the gym that much 646 00:33:18,783 --> 00:33:21,293 you'd think you'd be able to lift a recliner by yourself? 647 00:33:23,204 --> 00:33:24,794 [LUKE SIGHS] 648 00:33:24,831 --> 00:33:27,041 What are you gonna do? Just wander around the house 649 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,543 rattling chains, hiding toothpaste from Joiti 650 00:33:29,585 --> 00:33:31,245 for the rest of her life? 651 00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,170 I have a plan. 652 00:33:34,215 --> 00:33:36,375 - Does Nasser survive this plan? - See, that's the thing. 653 00:33:36,425 --> 00:33:38,715 Killing Nasser is a short-term solution. 654 00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,311 Joiti would just find someone else. 655 00:33:40,346 --> 00:33:42,136 - Someone even worse. - Exactly. 656 00:33:42,181 --> 00:33:44,391 Or his soul could be stuck in this house forever. 657 00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:45,983 You think I want to spot him on the bench press 658 00:33:46,018 --> 00:33:48,018 for the rest of eternity? No. 659 00:33:48,062 --> 00:33:50,072 No, I have thought this through... 660 00:33:50,773 --> 00:33:53,693 [SIGHS] and the logical person to kill is Joiti. 661 00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:55,274 [EERIE SCORE] 662 00:33:55,611 --> 00:33:57,611 If Joiti dies, her and I could be together. 663 00:33:57,655 --> 00:34:00,775 You heard her! She was happy when we were together. 664 00:34:01,826 --> 00:34:03,696 [CONTENTED SIGH] 665 00:34:04,412 --> 00:34:07,372 I don't think that was the scenario that she had in mind. 666 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:09,958 Well, I don't see another solution, so... 667 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:14,710 [LUKE SIGHS] 668 00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:19,466 Okay! How're you gonna do it? 669 00:34:22,346 --> 00:34:24,016 - I don't know. - (MOCKING) I don't know. 670 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:28,353 Take your baseball bat. You're gonna bash her head in? 671 00:34:29,186 --> 00:34:30,976 We can knife her in the heart. 672 00:34:31,022 --> 00:34:32,982 - Shove her down the stairs. - Dude, just... 673 00:34:33,024 --> 00:34:35,324 I saw some rat poison in the basement. 674 00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:36,989 You could slip some in her coffee. 675 00:34:37,351 --> 00:34:39,041 - Stop, man. - She won't go easy. She'll go. 676 00:34:39,052 --> 00:34:41,592 - Dude, just shut up! - No, you shut up and listen! 677 00:34:45,077 --> 00:34:46,827 Joiti has her whole life in front of her. 678 00:34:46,871 --> 00:34:48,581 You say you love her, but I don't believe you. 679 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,626 You know I do! 680 00:34:52,251 --> 00:34:53,801 Because when you love somebody... 681 00:34:53,836 --> 00:34:55,376 [TENDER SCORE] 682 00:34:56,422 --> 00:34:59,382 you want them to be happy, no matter what. 683 00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:04,804 Even if they're happy with somebody else. 684 00:35:13,481 --> 00:35:15,321 [LOMAX] Now how soon? 685 00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:17,846 Well, I'm sure if you just give us a bit more time 686 00:35:17,857 --> 00:35:19,647 we can convince Miss Amaranth to... 687 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:24,530 I understand, but she has lived there a very long time. 688 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:28,401 A very, very long time. 689 00:35:29,505 --> 00:35:31,045 [DEEP SIGH] 690 00:35:31,248 --> 00:35:33,328 Okay, just give me one last try 691 00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:35,166 before you do anything too drastic, okay? 692 00:35:37,838 --> 00:35:39,378 [SIGHS] 693 00:35:45,721 --> 00:35:47,771 Do you have a place to put all this stuff? 694 00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:50,097 Um, Nas has a storage unit. 695 00:35:50,142 --> 00:35:51,692 [DISHES RATTLING] 696 00:35:51,727 --> 00:35:53,517 He seems very capable. 697 00:35:53,562 --> 00:35:55,192 [TENDER SCORE] 698 00:35:57,108 --> 00:36:00,698 I'll always miss Zayan, but... 699 00:36:01,022 --> 00:36:04,022 Nas makes me happier than I ever thought I'd be. 700 00:36:04,907 --> 00:36:06,827 I kinda think I deserve that, you know? 701 00:36:09,574 --> 00:36:11,114 I think so, too. 702 00:36:24,927 --> 00:36:27,007 - Hey, thanks for your help. - [LUKE] You bet. 703 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,634 [TRAFFIC IN DISTANCE] 704 00:36:28,681 --> 00:36:30,271 [NASSER GROANS] 705 00:36:31,183 --> 00:36:33,103 Hey, I just, uh... 706 00:36:34,353 --> 00:36:36,063 I'm sorry for being kind of a tool. 707 00:36:37,023 --> 00:36:39,653 - It's okay. - I guess it's just... 708 00:36:40,317 --> 00:36:42,277 this Zayan character was so amazing. 709 00:36:43,654 --> 00:36:45,524 How'd you like to live in that kind of shadow? 710 00:36:46,824 --> 00:36:47,908 Yeah. 711 00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:50,239 He was quite a guy. 712 00:36:51,673 --> 00:36:54,093 Well, he basically rebuilt this house, right? 713 00:36:55,243 --> 00:36:57,863 Did you know he was a cook? And a musician. 714 00:36:57,874 --> 00:36:59,534 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 715 00:36:59,545 --> 00:37:03,755 And this pop culture guru kind of renaissance guy. 716 00:37:03,799 --> 00:37:05,339 [SIGHS] Stop. 717 00:37:05,968 --> 00:37:07,638 How am I supposed to compete with that? 718 00:37:10,973 --> 00:37:12,523 You know, you don't have to. 719 00:37:14,351 --> 00:37:15,901 - [TAPS SHOULDER] - [TENDER SCORE] 720 00:37:17,188 --> 00:37:18,978 - Yeah. - [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 721 00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:23,358 Now, let's get this thing loaded. 722 00:37:23,402 --> 00:37:25,202 [TENSE SCORE] 723 00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:27,910 - [HORN HONKING] - [ZAYAN] Look out! 724 00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:30,333 [TRUCK ENGINE RUMBLES] 725 00:37:33,972 --> 00:37:35,512 Oh, yeah. 726 00:37:36,451 --> 00:37:38,281 [NAS] Man, he didn't even stop! 727 00:37:42,731 --> 00:37:44,281 You okay? 728 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:49,050 - [ZAYAN EXHALES] - [INSPIRING SCORE] 729 00:37:49,762 --> 00:37:51,312 [ZAYAN LAUGHS] 730 00:37:54,391 --> 00:37:55,476 [SCORE FADES OUT] 731 00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:57,613 - [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] - [GENTLE SCORE] 732 00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:01,463 So, we're all set for the open house on Saturday. 733 00:38:01,474 --> 00:38:04,354 Get ready to field some way-above-asking offers 734 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,740 - on Sunday. - That'd be wonderful. 735 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,666 Oh! And before Nasser sends all that stuff 736 00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:11,415 to The Salvation Army, 737 00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:13,327 Roman tells me that some of it could be worth 738 00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:16,756 a significant amount of money to the right dealer. 739 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:19,675 I can't imagine that it'd be worth much. 740 00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,765 Apparently we're in six-figure territory. 741 00:38:21,801 --> 00:38:23,681 Like... 742 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,469 down payment on a house, or college fund money. 743 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,639 - [TENDER SCORE] - Uh... 744 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,890 Here's a number. 745 00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:34,482 Tell them that Zayan sent you. 746 00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:41,442 [RECEDING FOOTSTEPS] 747 00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:00,595 I'm sorry, Jo. 748 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:05,258 I thought I loved you so much that I, uh... 749 00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:08,104 I couldn't let you go. 750 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:13,436 Now I know I love you so much that I can. 751 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:25,363 [SIGHS] 752 00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:38,209 [SIGHS] 753 00:39:39,754 --> 00:39:41,344 [LUKE] You were at Susan's place? 754 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:42,880 What did you see? 755 00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:45,014 Nothing. But August and his squeeze 756 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:46,931 have some ideas about how to get Susan out. 757 00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:50,009 - His squeeze? - Rochelle. They have 758 00:39:50,056 --> 00:39:52,606 - some kind of history together. - What about Phil? 759 00:39:52,642 --> 00:39:55,022 Phil is picking up the tenant records at the bank. 760 00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:56,691 Well, great. 761 00:39:56,729 --> 00:39:58,979 Let's get everybody together for as soon as I get back. 762 00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:01,187 Luke? 763 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,533 I think I have an idea about my career path. 764 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:06,030 - [GENTLE SCORE] - Okay. 765 00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:08,534 I think I want to be... 766 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,124 a lawyer. 767 00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:12,699 Oh, God! Where did your mother and I go wrong? 768 00:40:12,745 --> 00:40:14,665 Okay, okay. Hear me out on this. 769 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:16,964 I'm tenacious. 770 00:40:17,521 --> 00:40:18,749 Yeah. 771 00:40:18,793 --> 00:40:21,253 - Argumentative. - To a fault. 772 00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:23,055 Persuasive. 773 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:25,719 - Well... - Persuasive. 774 00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:27,758 Okay, you're persuasive. 775 00:40:27,802 --> 00:40:30,852 And, with a law degree, I can do any number of things. 776 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:32,815 I can actually help people. 777 00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:36,268 I can afflict the comfortable, 778 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,900 but comfort the afflicted. 779 00:40:39,474 --> 00:40:40,478 To be honest, 780 00:40:40,523 --> 00:40:42,903 the thought of you with a law degree is terrifying. 781 00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:44,862 In all the best ways. 782 00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:47,651 Look, let's talk about this when we get back. 783 00:40:47,697 --> 00:40:49,407 Right now... 784 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,408 there's nothing more important than Susan. 785 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:54,581 Yeah, absolutely. Okay, bye. 786 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,160 [TAPS SCREEN] 787 00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:58,085 [POLICE SIREN IN DISTANCE] 788 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:02,084 - Everybody. - Uh, Luke, this is, uh, 789 00:41:02,095 --> 00:41:04,465 Dr. Rochelle Decker. She's helping us out a bit. 790 00:41:04,547 --> 00:41:06,707 Great, we need it. What's the plan? 791 00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:09,592 Okay. 792 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:12,765 These sensors identify all of the human DNA 793 00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:15,015 within the infrastructure of the house. 794 00:41:15,384 --> 00:41:16,967 It's an estimation at best. 795 00:41:17,018 --> 00:41:18,598 Still no house plans? 796 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:20,144 Finally got the name of the builder. 797 00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,607 One Thomas Rabbitfoot. I'm tracking him down. 798 00:41:23,129 --> 00:41:24,296 What's next? 799 00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:26,141 We activate our device, 800 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:28,952 which should extract the fully corporeal Susan 801 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,988 to a GPS coordinate nearby. 802 00:41:31,768 --> 00:41:33,454 Think it'll work? 803 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,412 - Probably. - Absolutely. 804 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,028 Okay. 805 00:41:39,248 --> 00:41:41,118 Let's storm the castle. 806 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,827 And get our girl back. 807 00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:45,755 [MOTIVATING SCORE] 808 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:12,155 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES] [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 809 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:16,700 [MYSTERIOUS SCORE] 810 00:42:16,744 --> 00:42:18,294 Gang's all here! 811 00:42:18,746 --> 00:42:20,336 Your office? 812 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:21,872 [MYSTERIOUS SCORE] 813 00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:29,263 [LOMAX] Is it... ? 814 00:42:29,298 --> 00:42:30,838 [ZOOEY] Yeah. 815 00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:34,864 [SCORE CRESCENDOS DRAMATICALLY, FADES OUT] 816 00:42:34,914 --> 00:42:39,464 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57723

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