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(PROFESSOR EXCLAMATION
LAUGHING EVILLY)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Greetings, newly
subjugated townsfolk.
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I am Professor Exclamation,
your new master.
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First order of business,
you're all going
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to help me
destroy City Hall,
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so I can rebuild it
in my own image.
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See? It will
literally be my face.
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(ALL GROANING)
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
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You want us to help you
destroy City Hall?
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We would never do that.
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Okay, let's tear
this sucker down!
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(GRUNTS) Whoo-hoo!
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That's right.
This is a group project.
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You get a sledgehammer!
you get a sledgehammer! (GRUNTS)
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You get a sledgehammer!
Fred, what are we gonna do?
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I don't want to
destroy City Hall.
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And also,
I blister real easily.
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Shh. Just keep calm
and follow me.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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Halt! Where
are you going?
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Let me ask
you two a question.
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If a tree falls
in the forest
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and nobody's
there to hear it,
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does it make a sound?
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Everyone knows
the tree does make a sound.
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Actually
the notion of sound
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depends on the perception
of a third party.
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Your mom depends
on the perception of a third party.
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Oh, that's it!
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Just say a word,
Hamster. Anything.
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I need to talk
about my problems with someone reliable.
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Oh, don't start.
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Sorry. Did I
hear something?
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Nah, I guess it was
just the wind being a bad brother.
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Gretel, we need to put
our issues aside.
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Who knows what else
Professor Exclamation has up his sleeve?
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(THUDDING)
(GASPS)
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(KEVIN AND GRETEL SHRIEKING)
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KEVIN: Fred!
GRETEL: Bailey!
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Sorry for the
misleading entrance.
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We thought all of this
confiscated villain equipment would come in handy.
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Amplification ray,
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shrinking ray.
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And check it out.
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I got that weird
cat villain's tail.
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Oops. Sorry.
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Maybe you could free us
using that console. Obviously.
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You act as if this is my
first time saving your--
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life.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
Okay, now let's see if I can hack into this thing.
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He's an evil genius.
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I'm sure he's got some
crazy security measures--
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(BEEPS)
I'm in. He left his password on a sticky note.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(BEEPS)
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What's up with him?
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And what's up with
your gray super suit?
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Exclamation zapped us with
a ray gun and took our powers.
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Now Hamster is just a regular
hamster who can't talk.
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He can only express himself
by trying to eat my hair.
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Oh, man, I wonder if there's
anything on this computer
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that can help
get your powers back.
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Here we go. Exclamation
absorbed your powers
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into that rock and is using it
to power his ridiculous suit.
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I think if we destroy
that rock,
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you could get your powers
and Hamster back.
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How would we do that?
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There's a tiny bit of powers
left in the ray gun.
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like the last bit
of toothpaste in a tube.
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Just enough
for one super punch.
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If we can reverse the ray...
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Gretel could get one big
punch in and destroy the rock.
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(FAINT WHISTLING)
Wait, what's that s--
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Looks like things are
getting weird at City Hall.
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Keep up the good work,
everyone, you know, or else.
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Hey, uh, so what do
we get out of this?
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Where's our
piece of the pie?
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Well...
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I suppose I could give you
guys Secaucus, New Jersey.
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The Jewel
of the Meadowlands?
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Score!
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And execute.
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(FRED CLICKS KEYBOARD)
(WHIRRING)
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My robots! No!
What's happening to them?
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Now's our chance!
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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This is why you never
put your password on a sticky note.
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All right, Gretel. Now!
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Hey, Professor Exclamation.
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Look who got out.
(GASPS) You!
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Twins, attack!
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Wait, attack?
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But without powers,
she's just a kid.
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Sounds like someone's
not getting Secaucus.
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Lauren,
don't ruin this for us!
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Ugh, fine!
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Roll, Hamster!
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Fred, use the amplifier!
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(BOTH GASP)
You guys are about to get--
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Wait, wait.
Where's he going? Hamster!
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That was your plan?
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You were gonna smoosh us
with a huge hamster?
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That's the
dumbest thing I--
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Yes!
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You've just
been hairballed.
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Your meddling ends now.
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(PANTING)
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Running without
powers is awful.
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(SCREAMS)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
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Gretel, remember,
you only get one punch.
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Make it count!
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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(GRUNTING)
Power zapping rock punch!
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(GRUNTS)
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No, I wasted my one punch!
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That was our only chance.
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And now to squash you
like the pest you are.
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Gretel, come on.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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? We don't need a GPS
We don't need a destination
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? But we're not looking
for a permanent vacation
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? On the run
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? Don't wanna
cause you dismay
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? We're on the road
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? And we just can't stay
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? We gotta get away
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? Gotta get away
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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? No time to rest
No time for hesitation
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? We're scared
but we still feel the need for musical narration
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? We're on the road
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? Will we end up okay?
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? We don't know
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? 'Cause there's no time
to read the screenplay
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? We gotta get away
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? Gotta get away
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? We gotta get away
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? We gotta get away ?
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EXCLAMATION:
I'm going to find you!
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Oh, no!
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Is this Cliffside Park?
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Yeah. There's the clown. Why?
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Brakes are out!
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What?
Cliff!
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What do we have left?
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No more bag of tricks. Sorry.
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Wait. Wait.
I still have my tail.
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Everyone, group hug!
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Oh!
(ALL BRACING)
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(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Okay. Okay. Let me see
what I can do with this stuff.
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Kevin, you guys
get out of here.
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He just wants me.
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Are you crazy?
I'll always have your back.
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I know, I know.
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I wrote all about it
in my key to the city speech.
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(GRUNTS) Still heavy.
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Wait. Let me see that.
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"100 percent
pure unbendium."
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That's what
his suit is made of.
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Maybe we could use it
to smash the rock!
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How? There's no way
to get up there, and I can't fly.
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Hmm.
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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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That's why
we need propulsion.
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Okay. Great job.
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The googly eyes
weren't part of the plan
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but now we're gonna
get up to that rock
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and smash it
once and for all.
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I don't know, Kevin.
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I'm not sure
I'll be able to hit it.
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No, Gretel,
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that was fine when you had
superpowers and you were indestructible,
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but I promise I'd never let
anything bad happen to you.
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I'm your big brother.
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I'm going.
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All right!
Let's do this thing!
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Now push me!
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(GRUNTING)
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Higher!
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(ALL GRUNT)
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EXCLAMATION: There you are!
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Can I have a turn?
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Back up!
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Fools!
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Nobody messes
with my sister!
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Not my elbows!
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Kevin!
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ALL: No!
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Kevin!
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(SCREAMING)
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No!
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And I won't let anything bad
happen to you either.
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You got your powers back!
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And we defeated
Professor--
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EXCLAMATION: Not so fast.
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You may think
you beat me,
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but I have one more thing
up my sleeve. (GRUNTS)
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And it's certainly
not elbows.
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Hamster, you can talk again.
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Squeak.
(GASPS)
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Just kidding.
Guys, we did it!
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Not bad
for a Saturday night.
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Saturday night?
My date with Hiromi!
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Hiromi!
Kevin!
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Where were you?
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I'm so sorry. I was taking
care of my little sister and--
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Aww, that was so sweet.
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The first time
I heard that excuse at the Duck Boys concert.
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Kevin, I think
you're a really nice guy,
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and I like-like you,
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but I don't think
this is going to work out.
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But, Hiromi...
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Oh, Kevin,
I'm so sorry.
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Thanks, little G,
but it's not your fault.
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If it's anyone's
fault, it's--
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ALIEN 1:
Greetings, Earth creatures! You!
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ALIEN 1: Oh, great!
And we're all out of wiper fluid.
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What's the big idea?
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First to give them
powers and say,
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"Use your powers for good."
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But then you give powers
to a bunch of villains
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and tell them
to use 'em for evil.
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Is this some kind
of sick cosmic joke?
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ALIEN 1:
No, but this is.
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Two nebulas walk
into a--
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ALIEN 2: Look, the reason
we created villains
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was to prepare you
for a much,
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much greater evil
that is coming...
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next season!
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Next season?
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ALIEN 1: Yeah. You know,
winter, spring, summer.
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They've got seasons, r--
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I can't believe
I'm explaining this.
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ALIEN 2: Anyway.
Consider these little wimpy villains your training.
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ALIEN 1: Yes, keep up
the good work
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or, you know,
the universe is doomed. Later.
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Wait! You forgot
to give me powers.
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ALIEN 2:
Uh, no, we didn't.
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You were never
supposed to get powers.
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I-I was never
supposed to get powers?
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ALIEN 2: Nope.
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Ugh!
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ALIEN 1: Oh,
there was some wiper fluid.
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ALIEN 2: Bye!
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Man, this is really
not your day, Kevin.
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? Hamster and Gretel
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