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Do Not Expect Too Much
from the End of the World
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A) Angela: a conversationwith a 1981 film
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Old blanket/which shall I
cover /my head or my feet?
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Fucking shit!
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Fuck it!
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Fuck!
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WE SEND YOU TO THE USA
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CHANCES, AMERICA
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ANGELA MOVES ON
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F
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Wassup, this your bro Bobiță.
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Thanks for the likes yesterday.
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I'm up early, last nightI was
with my mate Andrew Tate,
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picking up some hot stupid cunts
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who flocked around my Maserati
like they hadn't seen a car before.
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They wouldn't let me go untilI fucked
them in the ass, mouth, and cunt.
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See ya, cheers!
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Remember, like and share!
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Our promotion - - I know it.
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Uber also has Uber for Ukraine.
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I heard a joke about it.
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In the US, where you can
buy guns from supermarkets,
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a teenager buys a whole arsenal
to slaughter his schoolmates.
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The shop assistant goes!
"Would you like a bazooka?",
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"For each bazooka we sell,we
send a machine gun to Ukraine."
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For all Bobiță fans,here's
a Hollywood production,
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introduced by the MGM lion.
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Blow me!
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...Let's do the robotLet's
destroy the whole lot
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Let's kick the dead man's
buttMake him do the robot...
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2-9-5, here we start.
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Apusului Street,where tram 36 turns,
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Comrade Zaharia.
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The Cimpoiului tram stop.
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The Cimpoiului tram stop.
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....Downing bottles like a freak
Proper way to start the week
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Make the whole club scream and
shoutRocking out with his cock out...
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Angela Răducanufrom Forbidden Planet.
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Please take off your shoes!
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Sure.My friends with babies do the same.
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No babies for us yet,
but we like to keep clean.
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Of course.
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- Hello. - Hello.
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-Mr Pepenas?- He's out fishing.
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Bebe called him,he went out with him.
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No way.I'm here for his audition!
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I told him, but...
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And he let me drive here
first thing in the morning!
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Whatever.
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He said you could do it over Zoom.
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He has the app? - Of course!
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We use it to talk to our daughter in Spain.
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She lives in Zaragoza. - That's in Spain.
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Back then, they gotorders
from the Secret Police,
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or from Ceausescu himself.
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If he wanted a footballer
to win the Golden Boot,Ram
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they had to let him score
3-4 times in each game,
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against each team.
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That's how Rodion Cămătaru
won the Golden Boot in 1987.
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Right. I'm ready
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I need you to introduce yourself
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and tell your story, how it all happened.
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In your own words.
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And show yourbandaged arm to the camera.
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End with the adviceabout
following regulations.
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Then I send the footageto
Forbidden Planet and they decide.
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Well, some foreigners do.
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And the contract will be
with you?It's 500 euro, right?
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CIf they select himBut it's the
company who signs, not me.
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Please use an artificial background.
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We can't show you having
fun.It should look dramatic.
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Something tragic.
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This is a better image. Let me press
"record".Sings to activate Windows.
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Go to Settings to activate
Windows.You can start.
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My name is Pepenas Rodion, like the
footballer.Settings to activate Windows.
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ttings to activate Windows.I'm 54.
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Two weeks ago we tested a new
planing machinetings to activate Windows.
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and I didn't followthe operating
instructions.ttings to activate Windows
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tings to activate Windows.It caught
my hand and cut off my fingers.
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My coworkers helped me, bandaged it
with a shirt,ettings to activate Windows
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at the hospital I got a
lot of stitches, my fingers
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couldn't be saved,Settings
to activate Windows.
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Settings to activate Windows.and
they put on a sterile bandage.
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Were you wearing a helmet?
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No, but that doesn't protect
hands.tottings to activate Windows.
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Go to Settings to activate WindowsI
know, but they make me ask.
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They bought new equipment
with fancy protection
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sensorsGo to Settings
to activate Windows.
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Go to Settings to activate
Windows.and they want to show it off.
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Go to Settings to activate Windows.What
was also very serious, I believe,
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is that his two coworkers
first called the bosses,
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who saidGo to Settings
to activate Windows.
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not to call an
ambulanceuntil they check his
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employment contract.Go
tongs to activate Windows.
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They left him howling in pain for about an
hour.Go to Settings to activate Windows.
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He won't tell you, but they
took his mobile phone, so
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he wouldn't call.Go to
Settings to activate Windows.
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Go to Settings to activate Windows.Yes.
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Now the advice - right.
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Go.
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When new equipmentis
brought into our plant,
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all my colleagues using them
should follow the instructions
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so they don't share my fate.
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I was lucky, it could have been worse.
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Excellent.Let me take a photo.
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A screenshot.
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-And now we hope. - Yes.
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We could do with that money
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Winter is comingand we
can't afford the heating.
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It was cut off for two months last year.
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My nose nearly froze off.
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Prices are so high,what
with the war in Ukraine....
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Let's hope they pick you.C
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Fuel prices are up
too, but it's not the war.
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Shell is boasting a 500% profit growth.
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OMV too.C
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Those bastards deserve to
be burned alive in oil barrels.
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unionWe too, if we had a
unionwe'd have had some leverage.
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Should have unionised. I'll hang up now.
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- Strong rod, Rodi!- I caught some already.
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Speaking of fish,I just
remembered that horrible joke.
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What does a blind man
say at the fish market?
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"Hi there, girls!"
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I knew it.
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Hi, Bobiță here!
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Aparently here, on the lake,they're
gonna make a huge water park.
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You'd have to be a retard
to get in this filthy shithole
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when you can go to Therme,
or Fratelli, some luxury joint!
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Let me tell youwho's going to come here.
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Sluts!
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Syphilis and AIDS-ridden
sluts and their pimps.
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And I don't mean like Pimp My Ride.
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A nation of sluts and pimps!
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Fuck them all.
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You won't catch me dead here.
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You'll find me in Therme,
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mouth-fucking all
thosepretty, healthy, clean girls.
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Clean enough you'ddrink
water from their cunts.
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None of those slutsfull of
cellulitis and stretch marks,
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crawling with cooties, like this guy.
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Pay me cash, don't ask why,
No invoice, VAT goes bye-bye,
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Don't make me say it twice, son.
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Give me the money!
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Show me that money!...
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Think you can stop anywhere?
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Taxi drivers.
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You're blocking traffic!
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Great start of the day.
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So sorry I'm late!
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Check that bellybutton!
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[How far would you go for your baby?]
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Prince Charles will be king now.
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You know he has an estate here, in Viscri.
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- He'll give us a lot. - Yes, a royal cock.
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Language, dear.
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Me, I liked the Queen.
She had that elegance.
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- Just ask the Indians.ww-Oh well
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Thanks, man.
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Everyone just bulls forward,
forget traffic regulations!
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Poor souls!
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There's no more room.We'll
suffocate each other.
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Sometimes when I get out of
the carI feel like an astronaut -
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Look at this one.
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-come upon a planet withan
atmosphere made of 100% farts.
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There's the illegal garbage burning, too.
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I hope those guysdie
slowly and painfully of cancer.
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Gypsies, all of them.
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It's foreign companiessending
garbage from all over Europe.
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- Germany, Italy...- But
our Gypsies burn them.
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- Why doesn't anyone stop
them?-It's a vicious circle.
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...if I forgot and handed you the knife,
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you slapped mebecause that brings quarrel.
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I can't remember
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Of course.
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Hi!
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- Hello.- What's up, Angi?
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Looking for a double-muzzled
dog that can bark while it bites.
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What?
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Working, what else?
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I sent you the first handicapped guy.
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I saw. Is he able?
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Not sure, he was gone
fishing,we had a Zoom call.
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But he's articulate and cooperates.
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We have one more in Ferentari.I
mailed you the phone and address.
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Ferentari? OK.
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When can you finish them?
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With the new one, maybe 1:30.
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2 o'clock tops.
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Good.Don't miss the pre-production meeting.
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I'm dead tired!
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You know I put in 16 hours a
day for the History Channel idiots.
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Can't help it, everyone'sfilming
for Canis Majoris Attacks.
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They're doing overtime too
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I'm low on staff,there's
a lot of green screen.
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The director is a crazy German,
Uwe Boll, who beats people up.
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And I'm telling you I'm dead.
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It's one thing to be in the office
and another to do fieldwork,.
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doubling as driver and whatnot.
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Last night I fell asleep at the
wheel, I woke up when a lorry honked.
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I've been doing16-17 hours for a month.
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Just have a strong coffee.
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If I had anyone else to
send, I would. See you at 4.
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Can't help it. Bye.
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Hard times.
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Hope he diesslowly and
painfully of cancer too.
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They make dozens of thousands of
euros. It makes 16 hours a day worth it.
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And I need to beg them
for my fucking salary!
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Language!
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[Christian orthodox cemetery]
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[www.cemetery.ro]
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They say Saint Seraphim of Sarov
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always shouted "Christ is
risen!" when entering a cemetery.
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And the buried deadmerrily
answered "Truly He is risen!"
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Hello?
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No, no.
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I'm not interested in insurance.
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No, Madam, I'm busy.
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I'm busy later too.And
tomorrow and the day after.
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I'm not interested, why do you insist?
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see I have to hang up on you.
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[Passer-by, don't pass coldlyI
was like you, you will be like me.]
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Hello.
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- Which part got returned to the
owner?- Everything over there.
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Who will do the exhumations?
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No idea, Madam,we just
know there was a lawsuit.
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- Thank you.-You're welcome.
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How are they supposed to know, Mum?
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Sanda told me you're doing
those vulgar videos again.
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Big deal.
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I'm just making fun.
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So I don't go crazy.All day
long, just work, work, work.
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Bucharest, martyred city]
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9-B. 2202E
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Getting cultured?
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This is hardly a woman's job.
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- What's your job? - Me?
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I'm a chef.
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Good one.So that's a strong man's job?
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You should knowthe
best chefs are always men.
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You don't say!
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How much do you make?
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-The basic salary-- Not that.
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It's the tips that make the difference.
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- I don't count that. - You don't trust me?
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- I don't count that. - You don't trust me?
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No.
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Stop here.
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TAXI JB TELEFON 053
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...Hands up for the cleaning lady,
Or not, she can't use them anyway.
250
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No reincarnation either?
· That sucks, brother.
251
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Better have no principles,
Say fuck it, I'm invincible...
252
00:30:23,042 --> 00:30:26,874
-Who's there?- Hello,
this is Angela Răducanu.
253
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For the shooting.
254
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I need to film youso they
can decide if they pick you.
255
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For the work accident video.
256
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,749
Come in.
257
00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:49,374
The electricity is cut.
I forgot what it's like.
258
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Then I'll ask you to go by the window.
259
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,666
- May I help?- Thank you, I'm fine.
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Will the children keep quiet?- Don't worry.
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My name is Docea Mariana, I am 43.
262
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:11,416
One day, I was working
overtime, I was tired.
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At the end of my shift I
had to go on a walkway,
264
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lost my balance and fell,
breaking my spine and hip.
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It left me in this wheelchair forever.
266
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:29,874
That day,it was a coworker's birthday.
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He offered ussome brandy in plastic cups.
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I mention this becauseI was
accused I had been drunk.
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But I only had a sip. I see.
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Did you wear your helmet?
271
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Yes, but what was the use?
272
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It could have happened to anyone.
273
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:55,874
Now the advice for your coworkers.
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Task my colleaguesto wear
the protective equipment,
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safety helmet included,
and never drink alcohol.
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Perfect!
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I'll just be a moment,while
I transfer the footage.
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Sure.
279
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:22,791
I have to back it up,they
need it for the meeting.
280
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,916
You know, my car is downstairs.
281
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:33,041
There were some shady
guys there,I'm a bit worried.
282
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Don't worry, it's safe.
283
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:40,291
I was a bit stressed,with
my laptop and my phone...
284
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,166
The neighbourhood is
dirty, but people are good.
285
00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:47,416
The garbage isn't collected for
months.But we're good people.
286
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:52,541
When that hysterical mayor argued
with the waste disposal guys,96200
287
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Sector 1 was full of rats too.600
288
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The "civilised" throweven
more garbage on the street.
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- If I may ask something -- Please.004
290
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When do I know if I've been picked?
291
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This evening, we'll call you.
292
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Thope they pick you,you stand good chances.
293
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:23,999
We have only four cases
and you're the only woman.
294
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:28,499
But it's the Austrians who decidesee.
295
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:36,291
That cat is gorgeous, so realistic.
296
00:33:36,917 --> 00:33:40,374
You can have it.God, no! Just saying.
297
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Please, it's my pleasure. A souvenir.
298
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Maybe the children like it.
299
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They have others.
300
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,791
You know I'm a believer.
301
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A Christian Orthodox,
though I don't go to church.
302
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:18,041
But I realised I looklike
Father Arsenie Boca!
303
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,541
Look!
304
00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:26,666
Same forehead, same...
305
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The Dostoyevskian gaze, the eyebrows...
306
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:38,291
What could it mean?It
must mean something, right?
307
00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:43,166
I'd ask Father Visarion Alexa,
308
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:47,666
but he's busy ass-fuckinga
parishioner behind the altar.
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Spare some change?
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Babies born left and right!
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9-B 2202
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- Boy or girl? - Boy.
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Better. Girls have it harder.
320
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,416
What's going on?
321
00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:37,666
- Move, lady! -What's wrong?
322
00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:40,666
Get treated if you're so nervous!
323
00:36:42,292 --> 00:36:45,374
Hurrying likeyou're missing your funeral.
324
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,249
Oi, fucking blonde skank!
325
00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:52,916
Who was the fucking idiot
who taught you to drive?
326
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:55,207
Like you own all the lanes!
327
00:36:56,167 --> 00:37:00,124
- Are you fucking with
me? Fuck off, retard!
328
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,666
Fucking piece of shit!
329
00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:07,041
Fuck you and your mum!
330
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,416
Suck it, cocksucker!
331
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:41,041
Don't make me come
over and fuck you in the ass!
332
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:48,624
Fuck off!- Did you suck
cock to get your license?
333
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:53,957
Fuck off, you moron!
334
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:03,041
Mr Trofăilă is stillin
the mindfulness class.
335
00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:05,874
Follow me to Brâncuşi Hall.
336
00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:09,374
But we had an appointment! My mother did.
337
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:14,249
Aristotle saysthe
improbable is a possibility.
338
00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:21,749
- Hello! - Hello.
339
00:39:21,917 --> 00:39:23,999
- Dan Trofăilă. -Angela Răducanu.
340
00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:25,999
I was looking at...
341
00:39:26,417 --> 00:39:28,791
Ajoke for our business partners.
342
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,166
When theysee it, they
freeze, thinking it's Marx's.
343
00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:35,041
- It's just a book about New York.- Funny.
344
00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:38,041
It looks like a gold bar.
345
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:42,999
The author's name is
Goldsmith.No further comments.
346
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:47,791
The cemetery was extended
abusively, without a permit.
347
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:51,541
In breach of the minimum
hygienic distance of 50 m.
348
00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:54,166
Plus some trees.
349
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:57,749
It's not your fault,but
it's not ours either.
350
00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,874
The innocents pay for corruption.
351
00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:04,791
But I, well, my motherbought
that burial place legally!
352
00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:08,291
You acted in good faith.
353
00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:11,416
But the law wasn't observed.
354
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:15,541
They invaded theland that we later bought.
355
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:18,916
16 m of the cemetery are on our property.
356
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,416
Not to mention the legal borderline.
357
00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:26,041
My clients can't step outamong
graves of private cemetery.
358
00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:31,249
Imagine having coffee on your
terrace next to a wailing black widow.
359
00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:34,874
At least if it wasa cute
young widow, like you.
360
00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:37,249
- Do I digress? Sort of
361
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:41,041
The right of ownership is
guaranteed by the Constitution.
362
00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:43,999
Article 44, paragraph 2.
363
00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:48,916
"Private property is guaranteed
and protected by law."
364
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"Irrespective of who owns it."
365
00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:54,541
It says so right here. I know
366
00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:59,249
But we have to unearth my
grandparents.My mother's parents.
367
00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:01,934
We have a problem with that.
368
00:41:01,946 --> 00:41:03,541
A religious problem?
369
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:11,791
Rest assured, we've hiredelite
priests recommended by Mr. Pleșu.
370
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:17,291
We make sure it's done by the
canon,Reburial service and all.
371
00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:21,041
I've lost my mother
too, I am mindful of this.
372
00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:24,541
- This isn't normal!-I
understand your distress.
373
00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:28,166
But theologically speaking,
we're good. 100 percent.
374
00:41:29,042 --> 00:41:32,041
And our companycovers all the expenses,
375
00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:35,249
Even a 10-year subscription
to another cemetery.
376
00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:39,416
They get reburiedafter 7 years anyway.
377
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:43,291
Some of the dead weremore
reticent - I mean recent.
378
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:47,416
The bodies are rotting, full of worms...
379
00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,916
My grandma was buried just 5 months ago!
380
00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:51,041
My grandma was buried just 5 months ago!
381
00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:58,541
At any rate, we providethe
hearse and premium coffins,
382
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,874
from the funeral company
that handled King Michael I.
383
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,166
Top specialists.
384
00:42:03,792 --> 00:42:08,291
Although the municipalityor the
private cemetery are responsible
385
00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:12,499
You could sue them, but it takes time.
386
00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:15,643
My mother can't sleep...
387
00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:17,291
I can understand.
388
00:42:18,042 --> 00:42:19,166
Tough.
389
00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:23,374
We made a Minecraft portal,want to see?
390
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:26,166
Wait for me in the cubiculum.
391
00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:30,541
I told you, religiously speaking,
392
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:34,624
it's all by the book,they'll
be relocated soon.
393
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:38,624
Both I and the managerVan
Meegeren are religious,
394
00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:41,041
though he's a Protestant, not one of ours.
395
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:42,999
I guess.
396
00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:46,166
Allow me to offer you my business card.
397
00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:49,624
Call me anytime,I'm here for your pleasure.
398
00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:52,666
- Thank you. - Please.
399
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,416
Thanks.Who's in the painting?
400
00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:58,666
You've noticed.
401
00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:01,416
It's a Fayum portrait. A copy, of course.
402
00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:04,374
We are trying to purchase the original.
403
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:09,874
These covered the faces of
the deadwhen they were interred.
404
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,722
In Egypt, centuries 1-2 AD.
405
00:43:12,734 --> 00:43:14,666
So she died young.
406
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,416
Quite.
407
00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:19,916
The coincidence isa bit creepy, if I may.
408
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:23,749
Take it down until we sort things out.
409
00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:43,541
This is Dallas, Texas!
410
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:48,541
Your bro Bobiţă Ewingcame
out of this skyscraper.
411
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:54,041
I was in JR's officeand
our old mum came and said
412
00:43:55,167 --> 00:44:00,291
"Bobby, a hard cock without
a storydoesn't get the cunt!"
413
00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:04,791
"Jock doesn't fuck me lately,
won't you give me some?"
414
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,666
"I won't tell Pamela."
415
00:44:06,792 --> 00:44:09,916
"I'll give you a million
dollarsand an oil well."
416
00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:14,041
I was tired, but whenI
heard about all that money
417
00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:17,999
I got so hardmy balls
were hurting like crazy!
418
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:22,166
I said "Mommy, I'll fuck you, but
only in the mouth, no dentures."
419
00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:25,999
She closed the door, took off her dentures
420
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:29,916
and sucked me offwith those toothless gums!
421
00:44:58,792 --> 00:45:00,749
Sod off.
422
00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:52,416
It's lunchtime,Bobita's eating fresh fish!
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00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:46,416
Kisses!
462
00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:13,874
Where have they gone,The
golden years of their glory?
463
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:21,374
Where are the daggers,Horses
and rifles in outlaw stories?
464
00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:39,291
The highway he roams no more
To put the rich under the sword
465
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:46,166
And feed the poorWith
the purse of the lord.
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00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:24,916
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Really, my name is Angela too!
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00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:19,041
- Come in! - Thank you.
469
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:23,374
Ovidiu should come backfrom
the doctor's any moment.
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00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:27,041
I'll take my shoes off. No need!
471
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:31,874
A coffee?
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00:51:32,167 --> 00:51:36,666
Please, I'm dead tired! An
espresso would be great.
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00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:37,166
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When I heard your name,
thought you were a Gypsy.
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00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:41,582
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
476
00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:45,416
BIGIsn't Răducanu a Gypsy name?
477
00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:49,041
-I don't know.Like that football player!
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00:51:49,042 --> 00:51:49,416
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
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00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:51,374
BIGWho, Cămătaru?
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00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:51,832
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00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:55,291
BIGNo, the goalkeeper, Răducanu.
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00:51:55,292 --> 00:51:55,916
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00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:59,541
BIGAnd Emma Răducanu, the tennis champion.
484
00:51:59,792 --> 00:52:04,999
-No idea, but I'm not.MUG-I have
nothing against them, God forbid!
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BIGJust saying.
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I was a taxi driver,MAUGnow I'm retired.
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Does Uber pay into your pension?
No, and no medical insurance either.
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00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:20,874
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It's considered a phone app.-ReallyCOCK
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My full-time job is
collaboration-based as well.
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00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:31,166
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What was it like, being a taxi driver?
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BIGBack then..
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BIG MUGSMALL COCK
501
00:52:36,917 --> 00:52:40,541
BIGIt was great because I was young!
502
00:52:40,542 --> 00:52:40,916
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
503
00:52:40,917 --> 00:52:45,624
BIG"And we didn't
have this horrible traffic.
504
00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:46,124
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
505
00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:48,749
- I couldn't drive through this.Reall
506
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,166
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
507
00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,166
BIGYes, MUGSMALL COCK
508
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,416
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
509
00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:54,374
That's how I met my husband, in my taxi.G
510
00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:57,916
You did?MUG Yes, the filthy bastard!
511
00:52:57,917 --> 00:52:59,541
BIG MUGSMALL COCK
512
00:52:59,667 --> 00:53:02,541
He got into my taxi dead drunk.
513
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:05,999
My ex-husband had been a drunkard too.
514
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:12,166
When I first picked up Gyuri,
he was also dead drunk.
515
00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,291
But he was elegant!
516
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,874
Comrade! Where to?
517
00:53:18,875 --> 00:53:22,416
-I hope I didn't upset you. -Oh, no.
518
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,624
You were a true gentleman.
519
00:53:25,625 --> 00:53:28,374
My ex-husband drank,I'm used to it.
520
00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:33,041
I should have known. He was married, too.
521
00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:38,416
Stay away from married
men like they're the devil!
522
00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:43,041
- I'm sorry, it's the only
drink I have.- This will do.
523
00:53:43,917 --> 00:53:47,166
He said he was going
to India to work in drilling.
524
00:53:48,542 --> 00:53:50,041
And he did, briefly.
525
00:53:50,292 --> 00:53:53,541
Good morning, Sir. Can I help?
526
00:53:54,542 --> 00:53:57,874
Then he came back.
527
00:53:58,792 --> 00:54:03,249
Because someone informed
the Secret Police about him.
528
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:05,666
He came back,
529
00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:09,416
fell in with some whores,
the baby was already born...
530
00:54:09,542 --> 00:54:12,416
So I told him:make up your mind!
531
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:18,416
He quit drinking, quit the
whores.It was good, for a while.
532
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,249
Then the Revolution came
533
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,874
Then the Revolution came
534
00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:25,416
and we got divided by politics, damn them.
535
00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:29,416
Being an ethnic Hungarian,
he went to Târgu Mureş
536
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:36,416
back then, when we almost
had a civil war, in March 1990.
537
00:54:37,292 --> 00:54:41,416
Naturally, I sided with the
Romanians,he with the Hungarians.
538
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,791
We made up, but...
539
00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,791
Why are you here?
540
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:50,666
To tell youI can't live without you.
541
00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:55,416
He had conflictswith
some Romanians at work.
542
00:54:55,875 --> 00:55:00,416
Then he lost his job.Around
'93, he started drinking again.
543
00:55:02,417 --> 00:55:05,791
Good Lord, the grief he gave me.
544
00:55:06,167 --> 00:55:08,791
I only repeat things once.
545
00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:11,041
Never twice.
546
00:55:15,917 --> 00:55:21,791
After a lifetime's work as a
taxi driver,my pension is shit.
547
00:55:24,042 --> 00:55:27,041
My life's been nothing but torment.
548
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,041
When did he die?
549
00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:31,291
Who?
550
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,541
Your husband.
551
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:39,166
The bastard's alive and
well,in the other room!
552
00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:42,374
- Gyuri!-I was watching the Queen!
553
00:55:42,625 --> 00:55:44,666
May she rest in peace.
554
00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:47,416
She's Angela, my namesake.
555
00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:51,416
- Hello, Ms Angela! I'm
Gyuri.- Nice to meet you.
556
00:55:52,292 --> 00:55:56,499
You are an elegant, sweet girl!
557
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,166
And you look like Clark Gable!
558
00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:01,041
Thank you! - Oh my!
559
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:06,041
Shall I recite you some Petőfi Sándor?
560
00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:18,291
- Wow, lovely!- Now some Eminescu.
561
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,041
If-
562
00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:25,166
If there was ever a way to acquire
My heart's most fiery inner desire,
563
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:30,041
I would become a mirror aglow
To take you in from head to toe!
564
00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,541
- Lovely.- Showoff!
565
00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:34,541
- Ovidiu is back.- Hello.
566
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,791
- Angela. - Hey, Ovidiu!
567
00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:40,624
She's Angela, love.
568
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:43,416
I'll get my backpack.
569
00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:45,166
Take your time.
570
00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:47,166
-All good? -Yes.
571
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,041
[It's later than you think]
572
00:56:57,375 --> 00:57:05,541
While I still live, I must contend
that I have not yet met my end!
573
00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,541
Gyuri dear, sit down.
574
00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:09,541
- Thank you! - Sit down.
575
00:57:10,667 --> 00:57:13,124
Mr Ovidiu, you can start.
576
00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,874
My name is Ovidiu Bucă
577
00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:20,499
During the 2020 pandemic,
after working overtime,
578
00:57:21,167 --> 00:57:26,041
I was heading towards the
gate, passing by a barrier.
579
00:57:27,042 --> 00:57:32,416
A coworker driving an old
Daciawas speeding towards it.
580
00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:36,541
The barrier wasn't painted accordingly,
581
00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:39,749
so he hit it and the barrier hit my head.
582
00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:44,541
That's all I remember,
then I fell into a coma.
583
00:57:44,792 --> 00:57:47,666
I woke up a year and one month later.
584
00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:53,416
After all that time in a hospital bed,
585
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:57,291
my back was full of raw bed sores.
586
00:57:57,958 --> 00:58:00,499
And I'm wheelchair-bound.
587
00:58:01,167 --> 00:58:05,999
Now the adviceabout safety equipment.
588
00:58:06,667 --> 00:58:09,541
It's very importantfor everyone to wear it.
589
00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:11,374
-More firmly OK.
590
00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:14,999
It's very important for everyone
to wear the safety equipment!
591
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,041
Perfect.
592
00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:19,374
It really is important. I'll take a photo.
593
00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:24,291
Now to see whoour foreign clients pick.
594
00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:29,416
I don't think they'll pick
him. He's sued the company.
595
00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:32,666
I hope it's not that idiot Pepenas!
596
00:58:32,792 --> 00:58:35,291
He's so obsessiveabout
"that idiot Pepenas",
597
00:58:35,417 --> 00:58:39,124
like in The Count of Monte Cristo!
598
00:58:40,292 --> 00:58:43,999
- You know it?- Never saw the film.
599
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:50,624
There's this scene with two friends
sentenced to death by hanging,
600
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:54,874
and one is pardoned at the last moment.
601
00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:58,999
The other one complains -
not that he is to be executed,
602
00:58:59,292 --> 00:59:01,374
but that his friend is not.
603
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,374
In a way, I understand.It's
easier when you're not alone.
604
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,666
There's a Slovenian joke:
605
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:14,416
God tells a peasant: "Make a wish."
606
00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:18,541
"It will be granted, andyour
neighbour will also get it, doubled."
607
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:21,041
The peasant thinks:
608
00:59:21,167 --> 00:59:25,999
"He gets it too, but doubled?
Take out one of my eyes!"
609
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:32,249
"Greek town, feels like home."8 letters.
610
00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:34,624
Starts with a K.
611
00:59:35,917 --> 00:59:37,249
No idea.
612
00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:40,166
What do you think about Viktor Orbán?
613
00:59:40,625 --> 00:59:44,791
Orbán Viktor is a great leader!
614
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:49,541
An extraordinary man!
Hungary has never before had
615
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:55,166
a leader who cares so much
for the population's wellbeing.
616
00:59:55,417 --> 01:00:00,374
- Isn't he a dictator? - No, he is not!
617
01:00:01,417 --> 01:00:05,749
Everything he does is...
618
01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:09,749
For the benefit of the people!
619
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,041
Could be "Kalamata".
620
01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:15,041
Yes.
621
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:19,666
Here's another one:"Emotion
after a roast", 9 letters!
622
01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:21,166
"Heartburn".
623
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,791
"Major stars", 8 letters.
624
01:00:24,542 --> 01:00:25,791
"Insignia".
625
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,416
"White for the yellow"
626
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:29,791
"Rice"
627
01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:31,499
Last one
628
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,041
"Serves God and country tidily."
629
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:36,541
- What is it? "Orderly".
630
01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:40,166
Lovely meeting you. - Likewise.
631
01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:43,166
Take care of yourself, dear.
632
01:00:43,542 --> 01:00:47,666
Men come in two kinds:
the good and the bad.
633
01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:50,916
Said my mother from Uranus.
634
01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:30,416
[Excellence in robotic surgery]
635
01:04:09,292 --> 01:04:11,666
What do you do after work?
636
01:04:11,917 --> 01:04:16,124
- Why?- We're celebrating
a fellow chef's birthday.
637
01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:20,249
I thought you could come.
638
01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:23,541
After you change and put on some makeup.
639
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:27,416
I'm sure with some
touching-up you look like a lady.
640
01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,374
I'm busy tonight.
641
01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:38,416
Sorry to hear it.
642
01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:42,791
That will be 100.
643
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,666
Keep it.
644
01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:48,541
It really is such a pity.
645
01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:54,374
"Like a lady".
646
01:04:54,667 --> 01:04:57,541
What the hell do I look like now?
647
01:05:05,042 --> 01:05:08,041
Here is the contract,we'll
need your signature.
648
01:05:08,542 --> 01:05:11,874
We have a side room, you see.
649
01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:15,666
I can't really bookthe whole
restaurant for this amount.
650
01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:19,291
Just for two hours,our
clients' lunch break.
651
01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:21,291
But still...
652
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,874
- We're talking 8-10 people,
right?- Could be 11 or 12.
653
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,166
- How about this lovely table?- No way!
654
01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:33,749
They're some snobbish Austrians,
655
01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:39,041
they want the
wholerestaurant for themselves!
656
01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:42,874
- We'll have a string quartet too.- A what?
657
01:05:43,625 --> 01:05:47,374
We'll bring them a string quartet
658
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:52,041
to play while they eat.
Schubert, Couperin, stuff.
659
01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:55,374
The Decline of the West by Oswald Spengler.
660
01:05:55,625 --> 01:05:58,666
They say thatAntoine Bourdain, the chef,
661
01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:04,249
killed himself after seeing his
chickgetting pumped by a loser.
662
01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:07,874
- So he killed himself.- I don't know.
663
01:06:09,417 --> 01:06:15,874
I'll call Albeşteanu to ask8,000
euro more for the whole place.
664
01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:17,416
No problem.
665
01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:42,416
Hi from London, you peasants,
666
01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:45,791
from the Queen's funeral,that poor cunt!
667
01:06:46,292 --> 01:06:49,166
While they were putting her in the grave,
668
01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:52,374
Hooked down with tears in my eyes
669
01:06:52,667 --> 01:06:56,874
and through my tears I saw a gorgeous lawn,
670
01:06:57,250 --> 01:07:01,666
every juicy blade cut to size.
671
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,041
So I asked the new king, Charles.
672
01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:10,791
I knew him from Viscri,we
double-teamed a truck stop slut there.
673
01:07:11,167 --> 01:07:14,541
He mostly ass-licked her,
his age doesn't help.3012
674
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:16,374
I say, "Your Majesty,"
675
01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:20,707
"how can I grow a lawn
like this around my villa?"
676
01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:24,041
Charles says "Bo-bee-tzuh,"ogoo
677
01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:29,666
"you water the grass,
mow it, that's about it."
678
01:07:30,042 --> 01:07:33,999
"Really?" I ask"Yes," says Charles.
679
01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:38,416
"300 years later,you'll
have a lawn like this."ogoo
680
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,957
Hey, what's up?
681
01:08:27,167 --> 01:08:32,249
All good, loveonly we
can't meet this afternoon:
682
01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:36,291
I was supposed to have
time off, but they're killing-me.
683
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,291
I have to go to...
684
01:08:38,417 --> 01:08:42,374
I see. Not even for 10 minutes?
685
01:08:42,667 --> 01:08:47,666
- I can't! Not until
late tonight!Let's see.
686
01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:52,041
- Should I call later?- Sure,
I don't have obligations.
687
01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:54,749
I got the innuendo.
688
01:08:55,042 --> 01:09:00,791
It's no innuendo, I'm just
sayingI don't want a new cage.
689
01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:03,916
I'm staying a free woman.
690
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:05,749
Alright, later then.
691
01:09:05,917 --> 01:09:08,166
I'll hang up,I have an appointment.
692
01:09:08,667 --> 01:09:11,791
By the way,I loved
your story on Morii Lake.
693
01:09:12,042 --> 01:09:15,041
Do more location stories,
leven have an idea.
694
01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:16,249
will
695
01:09:16,375 --> 01:09:20,291
Igot 20,000 views, up since last week
696
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:20,832
Wow.
697
01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:21,332
Wow.
698
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:25,249
3x310
699
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,374
Hello?
700
01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:33,291
Anyone home?
701
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:46,666
F
702
01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:55,041
Can you please do that trick?
703
01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:55,999
F
704
01:09:59,042 --> 01:10:01,249
I told you he can't talk at all.
705
01:10:03,542 --> 01:10:05,416
Right, I see.
706
01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:09,416
Thank you.I'll just take a photo.
707
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:21,957
I don't know, I think they
need someone who can speak.
708
01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:33,249
I'll go home for a nap. I can't keep going.
709
01:10:34,042 --> 01:10:36,791
Send someone else for those lenses.
710
01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:39,291
I don't have anyone.
711
01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:42,999
A driver from the Canis Majoris set.
712
01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:48,041
I'm not interfering with their
production.You rest when you get back.
713
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:52,541
I'm worried I might fall
asleepand cause an accident.
714
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:58,541
I don't want to end up
like those poor cashiers,
715
01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:03,041
who died in that minibus accident.
716
01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:05,874
Think positive!
717
01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:08,666
Have a Red Bull,or
pull over for half an hour.
718
01:11:09,292 --> 01:11:13,916
I'm not sleeping in the
car, I can't.I just can't.
719
01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,916
- There's no pleasing
you, I swear.- OK bye!
720
01:11:18,042 --> 01:11:19,166
Fuck you!
721
01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:31,666
What the...
722
01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:24,207
COMAN ANGELA
723
01:12:25,417 --> 01:12:26,666
Forward!COMAN ANGELA
724
01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:33,416
- Forward? - Forward!
725
01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:07,999
Can you fall in love in traffic?
726
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:13,666
Already a callerwants
to tell us their love story!
727
01:13:13,917 --> 01:13:16,041
Hello...
728
01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:22,041
Hello!People call you every morning...
729
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:39,916
...As of today, I'm a free mac
This office chair's ruined my back
730
01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:45,249
While you built your dominion
On the one deathless criterion:
731
01:13:45,417 --> 01:13:50,124
Work, work, round the clock,
Work, work, no time to talk...
732
01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:14,416
[Private property]
733
01:15:12,417 --> 01:15:17,291
So, who's Bobiță fucking
today?- Every slut in town!
734
01:15:17,917 --> 01:15:19,669
Angela, nice to meet you.
735
01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:21,249
Nice to meet you too.
736
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:25,124
You're killing me with that,I'm addicted.
737
01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:27,416
Andrei says they're too vulgar.
738
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:31,916
Oh, how delicate! Anyway, I'm dead tired.
739
01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:36,374
- I'm here for some lenses.-Here.
740
01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:42,207
How is it here?- Lots of
overtime, otherwise OK.
741
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:45,166
Lots of green screen
shooting-What's it about?
742
01:16:01,792 --> 01:16:02,999
Cut, cut, cut!
743
01:16:04,792 --> 01:16:05,666
God!
744
01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:07,791
So: blankets gone!
745
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:11,541
I said it before,don't
bring the blankets back.
746
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,416
Mask off, everybody.
747
01:16:15,625 --> 01:16:17,916
And we need more energy, look at this!
748
01:16:18,042 --> 01:16:20,791
It's a monster, it can eat you!
749
01:16:21,042 --> 01:16:23,291
You have to be scared, fight for your life!
750
01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:25,416
More energy. Hey, masks off!
751
01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:25,749
More energy. Hey, masks off!
752
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,249
Now she films here?
753
01:16:31,417 --> 01:16:35,541
Dr Boll, she's a colleague,she
works here in another production.
754
01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:39,124
I came to pick up some
lenses,I'm Angela Răducanu.
755
01:16:39,167 --> 01:16:40,791
- Not our lenses! - No, no.
756
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,166
It's from another project.
I just wanted to see...
757
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:48,624
I saw aclip with you on
YouTube when you were...
758
01:16:49,042 --> 01:16:51,999
beating the shit out of some film critics!
759
01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:53,374
Absolutely!
760
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:55,916
- Why did you do that?- I hated them.
761
01:16:56,167 --> 01:16:59,249
They were trashing my
films, not even looking at them.
762
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:02,791
I shot 30 films and they watched two.
763
01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,999
And I got bad reviews for all my films.
764
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:08,291
τιSo I said "Guys,if
you want to destroy me,"
765
01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:10,166
"I'll destroy you in the ring."
766
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,749
Then they came and I smashed them.
767
01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:16,541
That is history of cinema.
768
01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:21,166
Yeah, but I hope my films
are also history of cinema,
769
01:17:21,292 --> 01:17:23,624
not only my boxing against the critics.
770
01:17:23,792 --> 01:17:27,291
But it was fun, and a lotof
directors actually gratulated me.
771
01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:31,249
They said "I really wantedto
do the same, but I cannot box."
772
01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:35,374
I saw your film Assault on Wall Street and,
773
01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:40,541
you know, sometimes I havethe
envy to take a gun and do the same.
774
01:17:40,667 --> 01:17:43,166
With my boss, for example.Don't tell him!
775
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:47,416
I also do some small movieswith
this filter that I post on Instagram.
776
01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:50,749
Horrible!It's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
777
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,166
Yes.
778
01:17:52,667 --> 01:17:55,666
Do you agree to make
a small movie with 'me?
779
01:17:55,792 --> 01:17:56,499
OK.
780
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,207
OK.
781
01:17:57,417 --> 01:18:01,249
Hello, I am here with Dr. Uwe Boll,
782
01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:03,791
and to all our haters,
783
01:18:04,042 --> 01:18:06,916
I tell them -we tell them to fuck off!
784
01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:08,916
- Fuck off!- Just fuck off!
785
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,791
Fuck you, also.
786
01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:14,166
Totally.
787
01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:16,624
Sir, we are seconds away.
788
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:19,166
- Seconds or minutes?- Seconds.
789
01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:20,916
Perfect! Yeah.
790
01:18:21,542 --> 01:18:25,416
Get it ready, I'll turn my chair
and let's shoot the next one.
791
01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:29,541
You mentioned the writer
Robert Louis Stevenson.
792
01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:31,166
You know how he died?
793
01:18:31,292 --> 01:18:33,999
From Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?
794
01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:39,124
He had a brain haemorrhage,
and his brain was in blood,
795
01:18:40,042 --> 01:18:42,541
and he started hallucinating and said
796
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:45,041
"My face is transforming!"
797
01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:48,416
Then he collapsed, dead.
798
01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:52,791
I'm looking for a good spot for a video.
799
01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:55,124
Can I be in it?
800
01:18:55,542 --> 01:18:58,166
Sure, let me find a spot.
801
01:18:58,625 --> 01:19:02,416
Bobiță Unforgiven here from the Wild West!
802
01:19:02,667 --> 01:19:07,916
Just mined some 14-carat gold
and found this Pocahontas here.
803
01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:14,041
After I fucked her mouth
and explained a few things
804
01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:17,249
about Romania,
805
01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:20,374
she said this, in her Indian language -
806
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:23,749
It's applying the filter on you.
807
01:19:23,917 --> 01:19:27,166
She says "A cunt is like four countries:"
808
01:19:27,417 --> 01:19:31,541
"Wet like the UK,split in two like Korea,"
809
01:19:31,667 --> 01:19:36,041
"bloody like the Wild Westand
glad to be fucked, like Romania!"
810
01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:51,666
made by allwelt span6000
811
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:52,249
made by allwetti in span6000
812
01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:54,124
made by allwell in spanA very
great and courageous man.6000
813
01:20:56,500 --> 01:21:00,291
Why's everyone crying? No one's died.
814
01:21:03,667 --> 01:21:05,749
Here's looking at you, kid.6660
815
01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:39,541
- Long live Communism, Boss!-Right, Boss!
816
01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:41,791
Trick Ţ, trick 72....
817
01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:54,291
Dnd-popa.elena.luminitaAdd
comment..Asking if lever had a threesome.
818
01:21:55,167 --> 01:21:57,624
See translation♫ original sound-popaAdd
commentYou can have sex with...
819
01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:01,416
Axopa.elena.luminitaAdd
commentAny number of people.
820
01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,666
Add commentBut no, never had one.
821
01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:07,249
Add comment...
822
01:22:07,542 --> 01:22:07,916
Add comment..
823
01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:17,332
Add comment...
824
01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:17,916
Add comment...
825
01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:27,082
R Mare caldura idioAdd comment.
826
01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:29,499
Add comment
827
01:22:30,167 --> 01:22:30,541
Comment
828
01:22:30,542 --> 01:22:30,916
Add comment...
829
01:23:23,542 --> 01:23:27,749
Theard he was in Dubaishooting
an ad for Coca-Cola.
830
01:23:28,417 --> 01:23:33,249
He had dinner at the
hotel,said he was tired,
831
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,291
then they found him dead.
832
01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:38,416
Like David Hemmings.-Who's that?
833
01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:41,749
Huge actor,he was in Antonioni's Blow-Up
834
01:23:42,292 --> 01:23:44,041
Blow Job!- That was Warhol.
835
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:47,291
Blond, sexy guy, sensual lips.
836
01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:54,249
He was filming here about 15 years
agoand died of a heart attack on set.
837
01:23:55,042 --> 01:24:00,916
You should have heard Rică, the
camera assistant, he died of Covid.↑
838
01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:01,249
R
839
01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:03,916
"I look over the old guy's not moving."
840
01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:06,249
"Grandpa, wake the fuck up!"
841
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:09,749
"Nothing! Dead as a dodo, drooling."OR.
842
01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:16,041
"Film gets cancelled one week in,
we get sent home with no pay."OR.
843
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:20,041
"Fucking old timer picked
some time to die!"DR.
844
01:24:20,292 --> 01:24:23,749
"I had dropped another
project for that one."OR.
845
01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:26,124
Just think!MOR.
846
01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:30,166
To be the big star from Blow-Up,OR.
847
01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:34,791
who uncovered a murder
just looking at a photo...OR.
848
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:39,416
And that Godard, committing
assisted suicide at his age.YOR.
849
01:24:40,167 --> 01:24:41,416
Like a cat!MOR.
850
01:24:41,542 --> 01:24:46,041
What could he do, shoot himself?
It's not a Christian thing to do.MOR.
851
01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:47,291
WOR.
852
01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:50,291
Doris logged on Hello, Doris!WOR
853
01:24:53,167 --> 01:24:55,791
She is Doris Goethe, our
boss from Austria.MOR.
854
01:24:56,667 --> 01:24:59,124
Doris, you heard the tragedy,
855
01:24:59,292 --> 01:25:02,416
that our beloved Massimilianodied
all of a sudden.MOR.
856
01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,916
-So we thought of Tibi...- Hello.
857
01:25:06,417 --> 01:25:11,124
Who fortunately was eagerto
embark with us on such short notice.
858
01:25:11,292 --> 01:25:13,791
I was absolutely shocked when I heard.
859
01:25:13,917 --> 01:25:17,541
But let's go, in an hour I
have to run to the airport.
860
01:25:17,667 --> 01:25:19,541
Yes, the show must go on.
861
01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:22,291
Can you introduce yourself?- Yeah, sure.
862
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:25,791
I direct televisionand
advertising since 2000,
863
01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:31,041
I have also made one feature
film,a Mircea Eliade adaptation."Tab
864
01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:34,916
I have directed, basically,
more than 500 TV ads.Tiby
865
01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:39,291
And my most important clients
were OMV Petrom, McDonald's,"
866
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:45,666
Procter&Gamble - the Bonux brand,Beer
Bucegi, ING Bank and Dacia Renault.
867
01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:50,166
You know, I feel bad myself,to be honest.
868
01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:55,791
It feels like I have the job only because
this guy I respected passed away.
869
01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:57,624
Come on,
870
01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,041
Come on,
871
01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:01,249
that is life!
872
01:26:01,375 --> 01:26:02,791
"Life is life!"
873
01:26:05,042 --> 01:26:06,666
Are you frozen?
874
01:26:08,792 --> 01:26:09,791
Sorry?
875
01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:11,749
Oh, it's OK.
876
01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:14,666
Yeah, you know, it's like...
877
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:19,166
Of course we can have our
successonly because the others died.
878
01:26:19,292 --> 01:26:24,791
I mean, imagine if Goetheor
Shakespeare would be alive today.
879
01:26:25,125 --> 01:26:28,416
Nobody would publish,I
don't know, Elena Ferrante.
880
01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:05,791
I told you to be careful
with night customers!
881
01:27:08,042 --> 01:27:09,791
No dilly-dallying!
882
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:11,916
Take it all off!
883
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,666
Stop it, we're not highway robbers!
884
01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:20,166
What if he had his way with Victorita?
885
01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:27,166
Get dressed, chickie. - Thanks, Ma'am.
886
01:27:27,417 --> 01:27:31,624
People can see you naked here.
And you don't have much to show.
887
01:27:33,917 --> 01:27:38,541
Laugh, but this will cause you trouble.
888
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,041
I wanna be clearwe're
not making commercials,
889
01:27:50,125 --> 01:27:53,249
but films about the careour
company has for its workers.
890
01:27:53,417 --> 01:27:58,249
Our emphasis is on the fact that we
want our workers to respect the procedures,
891
01:27:58,625 --> 01:28:00,416
the rules, the regulations,
892
01:28:00,542 --> 01:28:03,749
to wear their protection
equipment,helmets and so on,
893
01:28:03,917 --> 01:28:06,291
to make them aware of the dangers.
894
01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:10,749
Now, this man withthe face broken in half?
895
01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:15,291
I think it's not appropriate
to have him, it's too scary.
896
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:19,166
Doris, don't worry,we
already included him out.
897
01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:21,916
Yeah, I feel bad for the guybut, you know.
898
01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:25,249
Yeah, too much -Tod
Browning's Freaks.I totally agree.
899
01:28:25,792 --> 01:28:27,291
Yeah, no...
900
01:28:28,417 --> 01:28:29,541
you know,
901
01:28:29,917 --> 01:28:31,916
funky creatures or whatever.
902
01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:34,291
The way I see this small film is
903
01:28:34,417 --> 01:28:37,416
that these people, whowere
wounded but are alive,
904
01:28:37,542 --> 01:28:40,791
they are survivors and
they have a story to tell
905
01:28:41,042 --> 01:28:43,124
and a message to tell us
906
01:28:43,292 --> 01:28:45,624
and especially to the other workers.
907
01:28:45,792 --> 01:28:48,791
"Respect the rules, because
if you don't, you are fucked."
908
01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:51,791
This should be the focus!
909
01:28:52,167 --> 01:28:56,249
Regarding the style, I was thinking
to film everything in a sequence shot,
910
01:28:56,375 --> 01:29:00,374
with a wide lens, let's say
a 25mm Cooke S4 lens.
911
01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:02,999
This will create a feeling of reality.
912
01:29:03,167 --> 01:29:06,041
But also we must show the money.
913
01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:08,041
I mean it's production value.
914
01:29:08,292 --> 01:29:12,666
That's why we'll use a golddiffusion
filter directly on the camera,
915
01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:15,374
so as to give it a warm, golden glow.
916
01:29:15,500 --> 01:29:17,666
OK Very good.
917
01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:22,124
OK
918
01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:24,416
So let's take a look at the casting,
919
01:29:24,667 --> 01:29:28,249
the real heroes whowill
be in front of the lens.
920
01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:31,541
Maybe Angela herecan
give us all the details.
921
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:32,582
Yes, sure.
922
01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:33,166
Yes, sure.
923
01:29:33,625 --> 01:29:34,666
Hello.
924
01:29:35,417 --> 01:29:38,124
She is Mariana Docea,
925
01:29:38,625 --> 01:29:41,374
she drank something and fell.
926
01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:45,541
Her text will be about the responsibilityof
not drinking while working.
927
01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:48,249
And she's also a great mother.
928
01:29:48,667 --> 01:29:50,749
· She looks nice!-Yeah, she's great.
929
01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:54,541
Optimistic and strong, she has
a commitment for your company.
930
01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:55,666
That's great!
931
01:29:55,917 --> 01:29:59,166
And she's Gypsy, Soit will
show we're more inclusive.
932
01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:01,249
Yes, but don't forget,
933
01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:04,416
for the Romanian market
this is not a good point.
934
01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:05,916
Sad but true.
935
01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,249
Well, you know better.
936
01:30:10,792 --> 01:30:13,749
He is the victim of an accident,
937
01:30:14,125 --> 01:30:18,249
He was going out of your
whorehouseWarehouse!
938
01:30:18,542 --> 01:30:22,041
the barrier moved or
something,he didn't pay attention
939
01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:24,541
and hit his back and his head.
940
01:30:24,792 --> 01:30:30,541
Because he didn't wear a helmet he got
into a coma and remained half-paralysed.
941
01:30:30,792 --> 01:30:35,416
He's nice, he's got a nice smile,
he's much younger and healthier.
942
01:30:35,792 --> 01:30:38,541
Very joyful, it's very moving.
943
01:30:38,792 --> 01:30:40,541
But he shouldn't mention Russia.
944
01:30:41,167 --> 01:30:42,541
No, no.
945
01:30:42,917 --> 01:30:45,666
No problem, don't worry, Doris.
946
01:30:45,667 --> 01:30:47,624
Does he have a family?Yes.
947
01:30:47,750 --> 01:30:51,666
He has a mother, a daughter,I think a wife.
948
01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:54,085
His father is batshit
crazy, he's Looney Tunes.
949
01:30:54,097 --> 01:30:56,249
They can appear in
the clip alongside him.
950
01:30:57,167 --> 01:30:59,249
Family values, I will think about it.
951
01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:02,249
We have a small problem.
952
01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:08,374
The name of the man is Ovidiu Bucă.
"Bucă" means "his ass" in Romanian.
953
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,791
No, it's actually "half-ass".
954
01:31:12,375 --> 01:31:13,916
"Buttocks". "Buttock".
955
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,874
Would that be a problem?
956
01:31:16,917 --> 01:31:19,874
Well, yes,especially for the target.
957
01:31:20,417 --> 01:31:24,416
You see the film andyou
laugh at his name of "Buttock",
958
01:31:24,667 --> 01:31:26,416
and you don't pay attention anymore.
959
01:31:26,542 --> 01:31:30,916
So what we suggest is, we use in
the testimony only his first name,
960
01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:32,166
Ovidius.
961
01:31:32,667 --> 01:31:35,249
That's fine with me, let's keep him.
962
01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:38,791
He's more impressive,
he's got a real energy.
963
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:40,916
Well,
964
01:31:41,375 --> 01:31:43,749
I have a messagefrom
my boss, Mr. Hans Frank.
965
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:47,749
He read the booklet and
he wants to -here he is.
966
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,041
Hallo, Herr Hans Frank.- Hello!
967
01:31:52,667 --> 01:31:54,999
Where is my director?
968
01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:57,999
Here!Hello, Mr Hans Frank.
969
01:31:58,667 --> 01:32:01,999
I am Tiberiu Berbece,very
glad to be working for you -
970
01:32:02,167 --> 01:32:05,749
I have only one word for you:
971
01:32:06,167 --> 01:32:07,166
Emotion!
972
01:32:07,667 --> 01:32:08,791
Yes.
973
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:14,291
We want to use a gold diffusion filter!
974
01:32:15,042 --> 01:32:16,416
- Is he out?- Yes.
975
01:32:17,667 --> 01:32:18,850
So he wants emotion.
976
01:32:18,862 --> 01:32:20,166
I heard "locomotion".
977
01:32:20,292 --> 01:32:21,541
No, emotion.
978
01:32:21,667 --> 01:32:24,249
He means he wants a close-up.
979
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:29,791
No problem, we will shoot 8K, you
can zoom in as much as you like.eredW
980
01:32:33,917 --> 01:32:34,916
OK!
981
01:32:35,417 --> 01:32:38,374
I think we can endthis
Zoom conversation now.
982
01:32:38,917 --> 01:32:41,999
- See you later, alligator!- OK, bye!
983
01:32:43,167 --> 01:32:47,249
We'll have a catering especially for you.
984
01:32:48,042 --> 01:32:52,791
From the company that is the
official furnisher for the royal family.
985
01:32:53,042 --> 01:32:54,249
OK, bye!
986
01:32:54,417 --> 01:32:55,416
Bye!
987
01:32:56,542 --> 01:32:58,249
It was good. We survived.
988
01:32:58,542 --> 01:33:00,541
That went great.
989
01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:52,041
A book?
990
01:33:57,042 --> 01:34:00,249
Oh, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.
991
01:34:03,417 --> 01:34:06,166
How much?- 5 lei a piece.
992
01:34:07,417 --> 01:34:12,624
Here's 6, give meSeven
Apocalyptic Years too.
993
01:35:00,167 --> 01:35:04,041
Your bro bought a
book to get high-cultured!
994
01:35:07,417 --> 01:35:11,791
Here, The Prime of Ass Whorrey.
995
01:35:12,292 --> 01:35:15,249
It's written by some skank,
996
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:18,166
Mooriel Spank.
997
01:35:18,417 --> 01:35:22,416
More like a wannabe
skank,who would fuck her?
998
01:35:22,792 --> 01:35:27,041
It's about how I made
that Miss into a Madam.
999
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:32,541
I didn't take her prime fuck though,
her old cunt was dry as wood.
1000
01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:36,791
I told Miss Broad-y"Stuff
some margerine up your ass!"
1001
01:35:37,292 --> 01:35:43,249
Then I fucked the slut with a maize cob -
1002
01:35:45,167 --> 01:35:46,249
Sorry.
1003
01:35:47,042 --> 01:35:48,791
William Faulkner style!
1004
01:35:49,042 --> 01:35:53,416
I bought it off a poor
beggar in the street,
1005
01:35:53,667 --> 01:35:57,749
one of the fuckswho
leech off us honest citizens!
1006
01:35:59,167 --> 01:36:00,416
Fuck you!
1007
01:36:00,667 --> 01:36:03,249
Rodica, pleased to meet you.Come in.
1008
01:36:04,167 --> 01:36:07,666
- No need to take off
your shoes.- Thank you.
1009
01:36:08,292 --> 01:36:11,416
Angela, my sweet! Come by my side!
1010
01:36:11,542 --> 01:36:13,749
Thank you, I'll just sit here.
1011
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:17,291
-He wasn't feeling well,
he dozed off.- I'll wait here.
1012
01:36:17,667 --> 01:36:21,541
We have to go to the fitting
session,Ms. Angela is here.
1013
01:36:30,542 --> 01:36:35,416
If they pay you for the shooting,
can I go on that mountain trip?
1014
01:36:36,792 --> 01:36:39,791
I visited Indiawhen I worked in drilling!
1015
01:36:41,542 --> 01:36:43,999
You know this one?
1016
01:36:44,250 --> 01:36:48,124
All Romanian women are Hungary for it!
1017
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:53,124
What's the news on Salman Rushdie?"
1018
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,999
- Did he die? - I don't know..
1019
01:36:57,042 --> 01:36:58,291
Might have.ENERCON
1020
01:37:00,750 --> 01:37:01,916
But...
1021
01:37:04,042 --> 01:37:05,249
Could be.
1022
01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:09,166
"O, my shoes are Japanese,' Gibreel sang."
1023
01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:22,416
- The lift's out of order.It is.
1024
01:37:22,667 --> 01:37:25,041
- Fuck it.- It's the stairs, then.
1025
01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:27,416
- Can I help? - Please.
1026
01:37:27,875 --> 01:37:30,666
- Can you manage? - I'll help.
1027
01:37:30,875 --> 01:37:34,666
- I'm blocking the wheels. -Take it slow!
1028
01:37:35,542 --> 01:37:36,749
Easy, easy.
1029
01:37:38,792 --> 01:37:41,749
This is great forexercising your pecs.
1030
01:37:45,500 --> 01:37:46,916
You know that song...
1031
01:37:50,917 --> 01:37:53,666
- "Baby, work your
chest"...- Ovidiu, stop it!
1032
01:37:55,292 --> 01:37:57,041
Easy.
1033
01:38:00,542 --> 01:38:02,416
This one's lower.
1034
01:38:03,542 --> 01:38:06,041
Let's avoid those stones.
1035
01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:10,791
- So many stones.-- Boulders!
1036
01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:19,666
- Just a moment. - Sure.
1037
01:38:22,125 --> 01:38:24,416
Can I help?- Rodica will.
1038
01:38:27,792 --> 01:38:30,249
Let me get ready.
1039
01:38:39,542 --> 01:38:41,249
We have our technique.
1040
01:38:45,167 --> 01:38:46,791
Wait, not yet.
1041
01:38:49,292 --> 01:38:50,374
Now?
1042
01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:52,749
Let's try.
1043
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,666
-All good?Need help with the chair?
1044
01:38:59,167 --> 01:39:01,749
She'll manage, she has experience.
1045
01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:11,457
ན་
1046
01:39:14,375 --> 01:39:18,166
...Check the moon, check
the stars,check the lifeguard!
1047
01:39:18,542 --> 01:39:21,749
Vamos a la playa, only in Mamaia,
1048
01:39:22,125 --> 01:39:25,791
Carnivals by Mazăre,hotter
than in Saint Tropez!
1049
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:31,374
The Romanian Ibiza, when we
party it's aMadhouse, a wild banger,
1050
01:39:31,542 --> 01:39:33,374
1, 2, 3, banger!
1051
01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:37,916
Party up, party hard,
1052
01:39:39,125 --> 01:39:42,166
Who's paying? The lifeguard!
1053
01:39:43,792 --> 01:39:47,374
"The Lifeguard" is mayor Mazăre.
1054
01:39:47,667 --> 01:39:50,166
Yes, it's that old song by Loredana.
1055
01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:52,166
The Mamaia Anthem.
1056
01:39:52,292 --> 01:39:55,749
I don't think he was corrupt.
He is a political prisoner.
1057
01:39:56,042 --> 01:39:58,166
Could be, what do we know.
1058
01:39:58,625 --> 01:40:00,916
He was all for young people and fun.
1059
01:40:05,292 --> 01:40:08,999
Could you stop the musicor turn it down?
1060
01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:10,999
It's the radio.
1061
01:40:11,167 --> 01:40:15,249
Sorry, but if I doI might
fall asleep at the wheel.
1062
01:40:15,417 --> 01:40:16,916
Tapologise.
1063
01:40:17,542 --> 01:40:19,791
Mum, what's wrong with the music?
1064
01:40:59,625 --> 01:41:02,041
Hi, wanna trade chewing gums?
1065
01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:04,666
Mine's better than Orbit!
1066
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:28,541
- I'm off, good luck and a
pleasant evening!- Thank you.
1067
01:41:34,417 --> 01:41:37,249
I'm here by the royal train,
1068
01:41:37,792 --> 01:41:43,541
with a special question
for all my fans on Tik Tok.
1069
01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:49,749
Ernst Kantorowicz spoke
aboutthe king's two bodies.
1070
01:41:50,125 --> 01:41:55,416
Does that meanour King
Michael had two cocks?
1071
01:42:43,042 --> 01:42:45,416
- What's up, baby doll?. Great.
1072
01:42:56,167 --> 01:42:58,791
Who was the old fart in that video?
1073
01:43:00,167 --> 01:43:05,249
Some German directorshooting
a bug-killer film here.
1074
01:43:05,750 --> 01:43:09,041
Didn't he say he was a doctor?
1075
01:43:09,542 --> 01:43:13,624
Doctor in film criticism, don't care.
1076
01:43:14,125 --> 01:43:16,482
You said you had a surprise.
1077
01:43:16,494 --> 01:43:19,416
The surprise is
I have no surprise
1078
01:43:20,542 --> 01:43:23,249
and you expect one and there's none.
1079
01:43:23,417 --> 01:43:24,416
Shoot!
1080
01:43:24,542 --> 01:43:27,291
I'm off my periodand
you can cum in my mouth.
1081
01:43:31,750 --> 01:43:33,291
So good, yes.
1082
01:43:38,417 --> 01:43:40,416
I love your cock!
1083
01:43:49,250 --> 01:43:51,791
- Pull over. - Why?
1084
01:43:54,417 --> 01:43:56,374
I said pull over!
1085
01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:06,041
Why have you never told me?
1086
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,166
Gyuri!
1087
01:44:36,375 --> 01:44:38,041
- What do you want? - Wait.
1088
01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:43,791
When was it?When you
stayed over at your mother's?
1089
01:44:45,917 --> 01:44:46,999
Yes.
1090
01:44:49,375 --> 01:44:51,166
Finish in my mouth!
1091
01:44:51,542 --> 01:44:53,541
Shove it in my mouth!
1092
01:45:02,167 --> 01:45:04,666
Wait, what the fuck?
1093
01:45:05,250 --> 01:45:09,541
You shot sperm all over my dress!
1094
01:45:11,375 --> 01:45:14,041
And I need to go to the airport!
1095
01:45:14,375 --> 01:45:16,374
The airport, at this hour?
1096
01:45:17,542 --> 01:45:21,041
Some bitch coming from Austria.
1097
01:45:21,792 --> 01:45:23,041
You know what?
1098
01:45:23,167 --> 01:45:28,541
One time we were shooting
a porn film for some Danes
1099
01:45:29,042 --> 01:45:34,624
and in the middle of the scene,
the guy couldn't get it up anymore.
1100
01:45:35,542 --> 01:45:39,624
So he got up fromthat hot ass under him
1101
01:45:39,875 --> 01:45:42,416
all naked and sexy as hell,
1102
01:45:42,667 --> 01:45:47,041
and to get it back up hewent
on PornHub on his phone.
1103
01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:50,666
It struck me as apocalyptic.
1104
01:45:53,542 --> 01:46:00,666
- How am I supposed to show up like this?-
You can't see athing on that glitter.
1105
01:46:03,167 --> 01:46:07,166
Could you lend me 200 lei?
1106
01:46:07,292 --> 01:46:10,249
- Lost at the slot machines?- No, man!
1107
01:46:10,875 --> 01:46:13,541
They just haven't paid me.
1108
01:46:14,125 --> 01:46:16,666
I keep having to beg for my pay.
1109
01:46:17,125 --> 01:46:19,416
And the war's pushed prices up.
1110
01:46:19,667 --> 01:46:22,624
- On Revolut?- Yes, thanks a lot.
1111
01:46:25,167 --> 01:46:30,541
Did you see what it sayson
contactless card readers?
1112
01:46:30,917 --> 01:46:33,249
- No, what?- "You blinked, you paid."
1113
01:46:33,417 --> 01:46:37,791
I'll be there in 5,tell her
to wait at the taxi stop!
1114
01:46:38,625 --> 01:46:40,249
She's there already!
1115
01:46:40,750 --> 01:46:43,791
Didn't she havecheck-in
luggage to wait for?
1116
01:46:44,167 --> 01:46:48,416
- We're embarrassing
ourselves!Can't help traffic, bye!
1117
01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:49,916
Fuck off.
1118
01:46:51,875 --> 01:46:54,416
Fuck off!Fuck your mother!
1119
01:47:43,292 --> 01:47:44,541
Sorry, I was -
1120
01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:47,124
- Traffic was hell.- It's OK.
1121
01:47:47,250 --> 01:47:48,416
So sorry.
1122
01:47:48,667 --> 01:47:50,791
So, only this luggage? - Yeah.
1123
01:47:51,167 --> 01:47:54,916
- Tomorrow evening I fly to
Singapore.- Great, amazing!
1124
01:47:58,250 --> 01:48:00,541
I parked the car there.
1125
01:48:16,917 --> 01:48:18,541
To Otopeni.
1126
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,675
My car was first in line!
1127
01:48:23,687 --> 01:48:25,249
He's going to Otopeni.
1128
01:48:25,792 --> 01:48:28,041
You want to drive him?
1129
01:48:46,417 --> 01:48:47,416
Lucky me.
1130
01:48:51,042 --> 01:48:53,291
Another woman would have...
1131
01:48:54,042 --> 01:48:55,791
I'm not easy to scare.
1132
01:48:58,292 --> 01:49:00,416
Have you been a taxi driver long?
1133
01:49:00,667 --> 01:49:03,041
- Five years. - Nights too?
1134
01:49:03,292 --> 01:49:05,124
You really nailed it.
1135
01:49:16,167 --> 01:49:19,249
If your wife was a taxi
driver, you'd know how it is.
1136
01:49:19,542 --> 01:49:22,041
I've never had a taxi driver wife.
1137
01:49:28,042 --> 01:49:30,416
No wife at all, in fact.
1138
01:49:32,667 --> 01:49:35,541
And I doubt I ever will.
1139
01:49:37,500 --> 01:49:39,041
Not like you need one.
1140
01:50:05,167 --> 01:50:07,916
- Can I ask you something?- Please.
1141
01:50:08,917 --> 01:50:11,749
Are you related with Goethe?
1142
01:50:12,292 --> 01:50:14,166
The writer? -Yes.
1143
01:50:15,167 --> 01:50:18,416
I'm his great-great-granddaughter,so
to speak.
1144
01:50:18,792 --> 01:50:20,416
-No way! -Yes.
1145
01:50:20,667 --> 01:50:23,416
- No!- I am, through my father.
1146
01:50:24,042 --> 01:50:25,916
Wow, that's so cool!
1147
01:50:28,167 --> 01:50:31,791
Do you think that what
he wrotein Dichtung und...
1148
01:50:33,042 --> 01:50:34,916
Dichtung und Wahrheit.
1149
01:50:37,292 --> 01:50:42,749
...that what you wish for when you
are youngyou get it galore in old age?
1150
01:50:44,167 --> 01:50:45,416
No idea.
1151
01:50:46,042 --> 01:50:49,541
To be honest, I never read
him properly.Faust, maybe, but...
1152
01:50:50,625 --> 01:50:54,541
When it's family, somehow...
You don't feel like doing it.
1153
01:50:55,417 --> 01:50:56,791
Yeah, sure.
1154
01:50:59,917 --> 01:51:03,041
So I hope I make it
'til I'm 70, and then...
1155
01:51:04,042 --> 01:51:07,249
Although I feel already very old.
1156
01:51:07,875 --> 01:51:11,749
And maybe he meant itonly
for the Germans, who knows?
1157
01:51:14,125 --> 01:51:17,249
Drivers are very aggressive here.- Oh, yes!
1158
01:51:17,417 --> 01:51:20,624
A lot of idiots. They don't care!
1159
01:51:20,750 --> 01:51:23,416
You know, on a road to a city called Buzău,
1160
01:51:23,792 --> 01:51:28,249
there are more crosses for people
who died in accidents than kilometres.
1161
01:51:28,792 --> 01:51:30,666
I don't get it.
1162
01:51:30,917 --> 01:51:36,624
The road is like 250 km long,
and there are around 600 crosses.
1163
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:40,041
When someone dies in a car crash,
1164
01:51:40,250 --> 01:51:43,041
the relatives installa
Christian cross there.
1165
01:51:43,292 --> 01:51:45,041
- Oh, I see! - Yeah.
1166
01:51:45,292 --> 01:51:47,166
Horrible!Yes, and...
1167
01:51:47,792 --> 01:51:52,041
You can imagine that some
crosseshave more than one person
1168
01:51:52,167 --> 01:51:57,041
and some dead people don't have
crosses,or they're stolen or destroyed.
1169
01:51:58,000 --> 01:51:59,249
Why does this happen?
1170
01:51:59,917 --> 01:52:02,249
Because that's a one lane road
1171
01:52:02,417 --> 01:52:05,041
and it has an emergency
lanethat's very narrow.
1172
01:52:05,292 --> 01:52:09,666
And people treatthat narrow
emergency lane as a real lane.
1173
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:12,166
Like it would be a two
lane road,which it's not.
1174
01:52:12,542 --> 01:52:14,916
- Sounds very stupid. - We are.
1175
01:52:15,375 --> 01:52:16,874
It's easy to fix,
1176
01:52:16,917 --> 01:52:20,541
the police should just force
people to only drive on the legal lane.
1177
01:52:20,667 --> 01:52:22,916
Nobody does it, we are alone!
1178
01:52:23,625 --> 01:52:27,541
And to be honest,I'm really
afraid to drive on that road.
1179
01:52:27,667 --> 01:52:32,916
Especially since, as a PA,I
drive a lot and work extra hours.
1180
01:52:45,500 --> 01:52:47,166
NII VAM JUTA IT
1181
01:54:33,792 --> 01:54:35,791
BRINZEL CATALIN FLORINN 16
0419790 10 12 2003 BOTOSANI
1182
01:56:16,042 --> 01:56:16,416
305
1183
01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:32,749
REGR
1184
01:56:32,750 --> 01:56:33,416
REGR
1185
01:56:33,417 --> 01:56:33,957
REGR
1186
01:56:41,667 --> 01:56:43,791
How much do you work?
1187
01:56:44,542 --> 01:56:49,249
Well, when I have
projects, 15-16 hours a day,
1188
01:56:49,792 --> 01:56:52,291
sometimes even 20 hours.
1189
01:56:52,792 --> 01:56:54,916
We are exploited. Slaves.
1190
01:56:59,417 --> 01:57:02,541
I hope for this project you
weren'tforced to work extra hours.
1191
01:57:03,042 --> 01:57:08,041
Oh no, for this one no, of course
not! Only 8 hours, don't worry.
1192
01:57:08,792 --> 01:57:11,666
But otherwise,some foreign productions
1193
01:57:11,917 --> 01:57:15,291
film or television, are the worst!
1194
01:57:15,417 --> 01:57:17,041
They treat us like cattle.
1195
01:57:18,917 --> 01:57:24,541
Maybe robots and Tesla or other
self-driving cars will solve this problem.
1196
01:57:25,750 --> 01:57:28,791
Maybe, but can we trust their software?
1197
01:57:29,042 --> 01:57:30,791
Self-driving cars, I mean...
1198
01:57:31,875 --> 01:57:33,916
I guess so, why not?
1199
01:57:34,250 --> 01:57:36,666
Well, let's imagine this situation.
1200
01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:41,291
A self-driving car approaches
a child who got on the road.
1201
01:57:41,792 --> 01:57:44,541
And the only way not to kill the child
1202
01:57:44,917 --> 01:57:50,041
is to turn left and throwthe
car and the driver into a wall
1203
01:57:50,167 --> 01:57:51,791
and kill the driver.
1204
01:57:52,125 --> 01:57:56,791
What decision the software takes?
It will kill the child or the driver?
1205
01:57:59,792 --> 01:58:01,541
I honestly don't know.
1206
01:58:03,417 --> 01:58:06,374
I just read a study on the plane,
1207
01:58:07,042 --> 01:58:10,166
saying that Romaniansare
the poorest in Europe.
1208
01:58:10,417 --> 01:58:12,916
6 times more than the European average.
1209
01:58:13,167 --> 01:58:16,874
I don't know if it's about the
EU or the whole of Europe.
1210
01:58:17,625 --> 01:58:20,499
Well, I think it's about the EU.
1211
01:58:20,917 --> 01:58:23,791
Otherwise the Albanians are more poor.
1212
01:58:24,167 --> 01:58:27,416
More primitive, too. - Oh, yeah. Sure.
1213
01:58:34,542 --> 01:58:38,916
Can I ask something delicate?
But please don't get me wrong.
1214
01:58:41,167 --> 01:58:42,249
OK.
1215
01:58:43,542 --> 01:58:48,291
Is it true that your company is
destroying Romanian forests for wood?
1216
01:58:48,667 --> 01:58:50,749
Or is just a rumour?
1217
01:58:51,167 --> 01:58:54,291
Wood for the furniture factories,of course.
1218
01:58:55,500 --> 01:58:59,791
I work in the marketing
department,I have no idea.
1219
01:59:01,750 --> 01:59:04,874
I don't think so, I've never heard of it.
1220
01:59:06,875 --> 01:59:10,249
Anyway, if it happens, it's
because Romania allows it.
1221
01:59:10,625 --> 01:59:13,916
If Romanians would
say no,it wouldn't happen.
1222
01:59:14,417 --> 01:59:18,041
Yeah, a lot of corruption,
politicians corrupted.
1223
01:59:19,167 --> 01:59:20,541
Probably
1224
01:59:22,667 --> 01:59:24,916
Citizens who accept, as well.
1225
01:59:26,500 --> 01:59:29,166
But it's better for us to just do our job.
1226
01:59:29,292 --> 01:59:32,666
That's the secret of happiness!
"Wu wei", as the Taoists say.
1227
01:59:33,542 --> 01:59:35,291
Meaning "all flowing".
1228
01:59:35,542 --> 01:59:38,791
We should flow with the
world,we shouldn't force.
1229
01:59:45,625 --> 01:59:48,874
Tell me, do you likethis "manele" music?
1230
01:59:49,042 --> 01:59:51,166
This turbo-folk or...
1231
01:59:52,875 --> 01:59:56,666
Sometimes, yes.I like all music, why?
1232
01:59:57,125 --> 01:59:59,291
Could you play me some manele?
1233
01:59:59,542 --> 02:00:01,041
Oh, sure!
1234
02:00:01,375 --> 02:00:04,416
My favourite is Sandu Ciorbă. "Soup"!
1235
02:00:05,250 --> 02:00:10,249
la de-aici că n-ai servici, meaning
"Take this 'cause you don't have a job".
1236
02:00:31,292 --> 02:00:32,791
It's pretty cool.
1237
02:00:33,167 --> 02:00:34,666
He's from Trasylvania.
1238
02:00:40,042 --> 02:00:42,874
Take this 'cause you don't have a job
1239
02:00:46,125 --> 02:00:48,916
'Just make sure you don't fall down...
1240
02:01:22,625 --> 02:01:23,666
Wow!
1241
02:01:24,042 --> 02:01:26,291
So huge! Very impressive.
1242
02:01:27,250 --> 02:01:30,541
Was there something here
before or was this an empty field?
1243
02:01:30,667 --> 02:01:33,541
No, as far as I knowit was a neighbourhood.
1244
02:01:33,792 --> 02:01:35,916
"Uranus" or something like that.
1245
02:01:36,375 --> 02:01:40,499
Ceauşescu demolished it
to make this huge palace.
1246
02:01:40,875 --> 02:01:42,541
Second after Pentagon.
1247
02:01:42,792 --> 02:01:44,916
What happened to the people living there?
1248
02:01:45,167 --> 02:01:48,041
Their houses were put down, destroyed,
1249
02:01:48,292 --> 02:01:50,999
and they were moved
to some blocks of flats.
1250
02:01:52,250 --> 02:01:55,791
Ceauşescu was an imbecile.
He destroyed Romania.
1251
02:01:58,667 --> 02:02:01,041
To Uranus, please.
1252
02:02:06,542 --> 02:02:09,416
Maybe a babywould have saved your marriage.
1253
02:02:10,125 --> 02:02:11,166
Yeah, right.
1254
02:02:11,917 --> 02:02:15,041
I was four months
pregnantTwaswhen he beat me up.
1255
02:02:15,750 --> 02:02:19,374
- Enough about me, it's not
interesting.-I find it very interesting.
1256
02:02:19,375 --> 02:02:20,916
-Enough about me, it's not
interesting.-I find it very interesting.
1257
02:02:24,542 --> 02:02:27,176
You don't regret
not having children?
1258
02:02:27,188 --> 02:02:29,416
I only regret what I have done.
1259
02:02:30,167 --> 02:02:32,041
It's not too late, though.
1260
02:02:32,917 --> 02:02:36,791
At my age?Last thing I need!
1261
02:02:37,667 --> 02:02:40,499
Why?You still look young.
1262
02:02:41,167 --> 02:02:43,541
Your mother is amazing!
1263
02:02:45,917 --> 02:02:48,874
Stop there, at the iron gate.
1264
02:02:59,625 --> 02:03:00,666
Interesting.
1265
02:03:19,417 --> 02:03:24,416
What a beautiful GypsyShaking
her asshole givesme shivers.
1266
02:03:30,042 --> 02:03:33,041
...something in the Danube
Delta, they'd come back tomorrow,
1267
02:03:33,167 --> 02:03:34,874
directly after the shoot.
1268
02:03:34,917 --> 02:03:37,041
Excuse me,the lady's name was?
1269
02:03:37,292 --> 02:03:39,166
Goethe, G-O-E-T-H-E.
1270
02:03:40,417 --> 02:03:43,166
- You know what Goethe
said when he died?No.
1271
02:03:43,375 --> 02:03:46,666
Apparently he said
Mehr Licht! "More light!"
1272
02:03:47,417 --> 02:03:51,082
But my grandfather told mewhat
he actually said was Mehr Nichts.
1273
02:03:51,250 --> 02:03:53,124
"More nothing".
1274
02:04:00,292 --> 02:04:03,291
I can't go on like this, Mr. Vladimir.
1275
02:04:03,292 --> 02:04:03,624
F
1276
02:04:03,625 --> 02:04:05,291
That's what you think.
1277
02:04:10,417 --> 02:04:14,916
B) Ovidiu: raw material
1278
02:04:15,500 --> 02:04:21,374
"Now that your head broke down the
wall,what will you do in your new cell?"
1279
02:04:21,667 --> 02:04:26,166
Hello, I am Ovidiu Bucăand
on the 24th of November 2020,
1280
02:04:27,167 --> 02:04:29,374
after 17 hours of constant work -
1281
02:04:29,542 --> 02:04:32,041
Ovidiu, no need for your family name.
1282
02:04:32,917 --> 02:04:34,916
"Ovidiu" will do. - OK.
1283
02:04:35,250 --> 02:04:39,041
It's friendlier and itmakes
you think of the poet.
1284
02:04:39,250 --> 02:04:40,666
The Roman.
1285
02:04:41,042 --> 02:04:43,541
Tristia and Ex Ponto! "Carmen et error"!
1286
02:04:45,375 --> 02:04:48,166
So the audience see youas one of them.
1287
02:04:48,292 --> 02:04:50,166
I see.- As a friend.
1288
02:04:50,542 --> 02:04:54,166
Lovely name, too, Bucă.I'll
have it changed when I turn 18.
1289
02:04:55,167 --> 02:04:56,916
If he took his wife's name...
1290
02:04:57,250 --> 02:04:59,124
It's your name, so what.
1291
02:04:59,667 --> 02:05:02,041
Just a bit funnywhen you first hear it.
1292
02:05:02,250 --> 02:05:05,666
My name means "ram",
so I know what it's like.
1293
02:05:06,042 --> 02:05:09,166
Also, Ovidiu, try to articulate.
1294
02:05:09,417 --> 02:05:13,499
-I'll do my best.Given the
circumstances, of course.
1295
02:05:14,042 --> 02:05:17,541
Though the event is tragic for him,
1296
02:05:17,875 --> 02:05:21,166
we want to show him as a fighter.
1297
02:05:23,292 --> 02:05:25,541
Hello, I am Ovidiu.
1298
02:05:25,750 --> 02:05:30,666
On the 24th of November 2020,I
had worked non-stop for 17 hours.
1299
02:05:31,417 --> 02:05:34,499
We had a furniture order
to fill for Russia and France,
1300
02:05:34,625 --> 02:05:37,874
the holidays were coming
and we were all working hard.
1301
02:05:38,042 --> 02:05:42,791
I came out and walked
towards the parking lot,
1302
02:05:43,167 --> 02:05:45,374
to my car, so I could go home.
1303
02:05:45,667 --> 02:05:50,874
The lighting outside here is
poor,it's pitch black at night.
1304
02:05:51,875 --> 02:05:53,041
Suddenly,
1305
02:05:54,000 --> 02:05:58,416
an old Dacia 1310 came this way.
1306
02:05:59,125 --> 02:06:03,666
The driver didn't see that
barrierand drove into it.
1307
02:06:04,500 --> 02:06:09,416
It's not marked,just a rusty
metal bar on a cylinder.
1308
02:06:09,917 --> 02:06:13,874
The car sent the bar
flying and it hit my head.
1309
02:06:15,292 --> 02:06:19,291
I was in a coma for one year and one month.
1310
02:06:19,417 --> 02:06:20,916
Hey, man.
1311
02:06:20,917 --> 02:06:25,791
I woke up to find myself
paralysed from the waist down.
1312
02:06:26,167 --> 02:06:30,916
My back was allraw flesh from the bedsores.
1313
02:06:31,167 --> 02:06:34,666
...those weeds and the rubbish.
1314
02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:36,666
Right! Well done.
1315
02:06:37,125 --> 02:06:39,166
Very good, very touching.
1316
02:06:39,417 --> 02:06:44,374
We need to take offthat
vodka ad and move the lorry.
1317
02:06:44,917 --> 02:06:49,291
-And he can't mention Russia.-Your
company still has branches in Russia.
1318
02:06:49,667 --> 02:06:53,874
Because we'd have to fire people
and we care about our employees.
1319
02:06:54,167 --> 02:06:56,541
We're neutral, like Switzerland.
1320
02:06:58,167 --> 02:07:01,041
We need to get rid of that banner.
1321
02:07:01,667 --> 02:07:05,041
And move out that Kuchnie lorry.
1322
02:07:23,500 --> 02:07:26,541
- So don't mention Russia.- Only France?
1323
02:07:41,417 --> 02:07:43,166
Go get that thing.
1324
02:07:43,417 --> 02:07:45,166
What?The frame
1325
02:07:51,542 --> 02:07:54,499
You know what this is?- No.
1326
02:07:54,625 --> 02:07:57,416
A nuclear fallout shelter.Really?
1327
02:07:59,667 --> 02:08:02,416
The door is welded shut.
1328
02:08:04,000 --> 02:08:06,874
Besides, how many people could it fit?
1329
02:08:07,667 --> 02:08:10,374
Not enough roomfor the whole country.
1330
02:08:14,042 --> 02:08:16,666
-Making any new films? This one.
1331
02:08:17,125 --> 02:08:20,916
I meant a feature, something
serious,not corporate stuff.
1332
02:08:21,625 --> 02:08:23,874
Everything is for corporations now.
1333
02:08:24,125 --> 02:08:27,666
This shot looks like a Lumière film.
1334
02:08:29,125 --> 02:08:33,666
The Lumière brothers' first film,with
the workers leaving the factory,
1335
02:08:34,625 --> 02:08:38,041
is considered a documentary,
but that was only the first take,
1336
02:08:38,417 --> 02:08:41,541
when they filmed workers
actually leaving the factory.
1337
02:08:41,917 --> 02:08:45,791
The brothers didn't like it,so
the second take was directed.
1338
02:08:45,917 --> 02:08:48,499
They made them come out again.
1339
02:08:48,917 --> 02:08:52,791
So fiction was there from the start,
as were ads and corporate films.
1340
02:08:52,917 --> 02:08:57,291
Their footage was also an
ad for the Lumière factory.
1341
02:08:58,000 --> 02:09:03,541
And in 1897, Meliès had
alreadyshot a Bornibus mustard ad.
1342
02:09:05,167 --> 02:09:08,291
What mustard was that?Bornibus.
1343
02:09:08,792 --> 02:09:11,291
I'd like to see it. It's sadly lost.
1344
02:09:11,417 --> 02:09:16,374
Only a photo from the shooting
survived.Photos last longer than films.
1345
02:09:17,042 --> 02:09:20,916
But yes,I might do a series for Pro TV.
1346
02:09:21,167 --> 02:09:24,249
An adaptation of Scorsese's The Irishman,
1347
02:09:24,667 --> 02:09:28,541
with old Romanian gangsters
working for the Russians.
1348
02:09:28,875 --> 02:09:31,124
Ex-Communist Secret Service agents.
1349
02:09:32,167 --> 02:09:34,249
Bobiță says hi!
1350
02:09:34,875 --> 02:09:36,749
It's very hot today!
1351
02:09:37,167 --> 02:09:41,666
The city is full ofnaked
asses and tits today,
1352
02:09:42,000 --> 02:09:45,916
I've had it!Stay the fuck inside!
1353
02:09:46,167 --> 02:09:50,291
Can't look this way, can't look that way,
1354
02:09:50,500 --> 02:09:53,874
where the fuck should I look
if your tits and ass are out?
1355
02:09:54,000 --> 02:09:55,541
Fucking sluts!
1356
02:09:56,417 --> 02:09:59,124
Man, you'reso vulgarwith this Bobiță!
1357
02:10:00,375 --> 02:10:03,041
I criticise by way of extreme caricature!
1358
02:10:03,292 --> 02:10:05,499
I'm like Charlie Hebdo, sucker!
1359
02:10:22,250 --> 02:10:28,041
They say 14,000 children were sent
in front of the troops to set off mines
1360
02:10:28,292 --> 02:10:31,166
during the war between Iran and Iraq.
1361
02:11:03,417 --> 02:11:05,166
More to the left.
1362
02:11:18,958 --> 02:11:19,749
Rolling.
1363
02:11:22,042 --> 02:11:23,791
Set.- Action!
1364
02:11:24,042 --> 02:11:26,749
Hello, my name is Ovidiu
1365
02:11:27,000 --> 02:11:32,166
and on the 24th of November 2020,
I had worked non-stop for 17 hours
1366
02:11:32,917 --> 02:11:35,791
to fill a furniture order for France.
1367
02:11:36,417 --> 02:11:39,666
The holidays were comingand
we were all working hard.
1368
02:11:39,917 --> 02:11:43,291
I came out of the
warehouseand walked to the exit,
1369
02:11:43,667 --> 02:11:47,916
to get my car fromthe
parking lot and go home.
1370
02:11:48,292 --> 02:11:53,666
The lighting outside here is
poor,it's pitch black at night.
1371
02:11:55,042 --> 02:11:59,541
Suddenly,an old Dacia 1310 came this way.
1372
02:12:00,042 --> 02:12:04,541
The driver didn't see that
barrierand drove into it..
1373
02:12:05,875 --> 02:12:10,916
It's not marked,just a rusty
metal bar on a cylinder. cylinder.
1374
02:12:12,625 --> 02:12:16,541
The car hit it, sent it
flying,it hit me in the head.
1375
02:12:17,875 --> 02:12:21,916
I was in a comafor one year and one month.
1376
02:12:23,375 --> 02:12:28,041
woke up to find myselfparalysed
from the waist down.
1377
02:12:29,125 --> 02:12:34,666
My back was allraw flesh from the bedsores.
1378
02:12:36,042 --> 02:12:39,874
I'd like to urge everyone
to be careful at work,
1379
02:12:40,042 --> 02:12:42,041
so such incidents don't happen again.
1380
02:12:44,167 --> 02:12:45,541
Bravo, Ovidiu.
1381
02:12:46,542 --> 02:12:48,541
Will we repeat this a lot?
1382
02:12:48,667 --> 02:12:51,166
It depends on what you consider "a lot".
1383
02:12:51,292 --> 02:12:55,374
Chaplin is famous forthe 800
takes he did for City Lights.
1384
02:12:56,667 --> 02:12:58,541
- What?- 800, Madam.
1385
02:12:58,750 --> 02:13:01,374
For one shot, because, wait for it,
1386
02:13:01,667 --> 02:13:04,374
he didn't like howVirginia Cherrill spoke.
1387
02:13:04,542 --> 02:13:06,374
In a silent film!
1388
02:13:07,292 --> 02:13:08,666
I like Buster Keaton!
1389
02:13:08,792 --> 02:13:12,124
Ovidiu, you shouldn't mention the overtime.
1390
02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:16,291
Or the makeshift, rusty barrier.
1391
02:13:17,250 --> 02:13:20,916
You can see it's still rusty,
how can say it wasn't?
1392
02:13:36,167 --> 02:13:39,166
This thing really is dangerous.
1393
02:13:40,417 --> 02:13:42,749
It's a heavy iron bar!
1394
02:13:43,625 --> 02:13:46,249
If a car hits it, it will fly again.
1395
02:13:46,417 --> 02:13:48,041
I'll tell them.
1396
02:13:48,167 --> 02:13:52,166
I'm in marketing,I have
nothing to do with it.
1397
02:13:52,417 --> 02:13:55,041
I know, but this man...
1398
02:13:55,417 --> 02:13:59,041
It's Communist heritage,
we didn't put it here.
1399
02:13:59,167 --> 02:14:02,416
The building is an interwar
jewel.Those corniches!
1400
02:14:03,000 --> 02:14:06,041
The building, yes.The barrier
is from Communist times.
1401
02:14:06,292 --> 02:14:08,374
But it's been 33 years
since the Revolution!
1402
02:14:08,542 --> 02:14:13,874
And the placestill
isn't lit properly at night.
1403
02:14:15,667 --> 02:14:18,916
Only that block gives some light.
1404
02:14:19,250 --> 02:14:22,541
I'm glad you told me, I'll forward it.
1405
02:14:22,750 --> 02:14:24,541
It will be fixed.
1406
02:14:25,917 --> 02:14:31,124
It's very important for
us that Ovidiu mentions
1407
02:14:31,292 --> 02:14:33,666
he wasn't wearing his safety helmet
1408
02:14:33,875 --> 02:14:36,541
and advise his coworkers
and everyone watching
1409
02:14:36,667 --> 02:14:38,666
to wear their safety helmet.
1410
02:14:38,917 --> 02:14:42,666
Just like we had to wear
a mask to not get Covid.
1411
02:14:42,750 --> 02:14:45,749
The safety helmet is the same, Mr Bucă!
1412
02:14:46,042 --> 02:14:47,499
What Covid?
1413
02:14:47,625 --> 02:14:52,874
But the helmet wasn't
compulsory,that's why we sued.
1414
02:14:53,250 --> 02:14:57,291
The regulations sayit's
compulsory everywhere.
1415
02:14:57,417 --> 02:15:01,916
It's in the occupational
safetyregulations you signed.
1416
02:15:02,375 --> 02:15:04,458
It includes the courtyard.
1417
02:15:04,470 --> 02:15:06,041
I was by the exit!
1418
02:15:06,167 --> 02:15:09,666
But still in the courtyard.
1419
02:15:10,292 --> 02:15:14,874
I was two metres from the
barrier!-But in the courtyard!
1420
02:15:15,125 --> 02:15:17,791
Could be a micron or a light-year!
1421
02:15:17,917 --> 02:15:22,374
Excuse me, but we're still
waiting for the court's decision.
1422
02:15:23,292 --> 02:15:26,916
Sure, the rules may
say so,but it's ridiculous,
1423
02:15:27,042 --> 02:15:32,041
wearing the helmet out here,by
the exit, withno falling hazards!
1424
02:15:32,542 --> 02:15:38,374
If the barrier was properly attached
and made of plastic, not 30 kilos of iron,
1425
02:15:38,750 --> 02:15:43,291
if it was painted visibly,if
there was even a little lighting,
1426
02:15:43,625 --> 02:15:45,666
the driver would have seen it.
1427
02:15:45,792 --> 02:15:48,374
Or, anyway,this wouldn't have happened.
1428
02:15:48,542 --> 02:15:50,499
So don't ask us to lie!
1429
02:15:50,667 --> 02:15:52,499
We're not asking you to lie!to lie!
1430
02:15:52,667 --> 02:15:56,916
Just don't say things detrimental
to the company paying you.
1431
02:15:57,292 --> 02:16:01,416
1,000 euro for one day's
shootingis no small thing.
1432
02:16:02,167 --> 02:16:07,916
We're doing this to help people,
not to be put in a bad light.
1433
02:16:08,167 --> 02:16:10,749
He puts himself in a bad light.
1434
02:16:10,917 --> 02:16:16,374
If you were so unhappy with the
barrier,why didn't you speak out?
1435
02:16:16,667 --> 02:16:19,666
Do something to change things?
1436
02:16:20,667 --> 02:16:23,291
Did you send a memo to the management?
1437
02:16:26,000 --> 02:16:29,791
No, so there's no point complaining now.
1438
02:16:30,500 --> 02:16:32,124
I will only say the truth.
1439
02:16:32,166 --> 02:16:35,540
Then why won't you sayyou
weren't wearing a helmet?
1440
02:16:35,791 --> 02:16:39,665
-It's not important.- Of
course it is, Mr Bucă!
1441
02:16:39,875 --> 02:16:44,874
With a helmet, you'd be fine,or
you'd only have light injuries.
1442
02:16:45,041 --> 02:16:46,915
-You can't know that.Nonsense!
1443
02:16:47,166 --> 02:16:50,874
It stands to reason,that's
why the helmet is compulsory.
1444
02:16:51,041 --> 02:16:53,290
As for the overtime work,
1445
02:16:53,666 --> 02:16:58,290
you were paid for it,so
no point in mentioning it.
1446
02:16:58,500 --> 02:17:01,165
I wasn't!You should have asked for it.
1447
02:17:01,416 --> 02:17:05,540
He did, and they saidit's a
delicate time for the company
1448
02:17:05,750 --> 02:17:08,040
and everyone must make sacrifices.
1449
02:17:08,250 --> 02:17:10,665
Though they declare rising profits.
1450
02:17:10,875 --> 02:17:18,915
Mr Hans Frank boasted their profits
grew by dozens of millions. Euro!
1451
02:17:20,041 --> 02:17:23,915
Maybe before the pandemic,but
the two aren't mutually exclusive.
1452
02:17:24,125 --> 02:17:27,249
Even with higher profits,you
can have a lot of issues.
1453
02:17:27,416 --> 02:17:29,665
Negative growth is a thing.
1454
02:17:29,791 --> 02:17:32,790
But the accident
happenedbecause of overtime.
1455
02:17:32,916 --> 02:17:37,124
At 5 pm there's still light,the
driver would have seen the barrier.
1456
02:17:37,291 --> 02:17:41,249
Speculations!And 5 pm
in late November is dark.
1457
02:17:43,791 --> 02:17:47,290
And it had been sunny the whole week.
1458
02:17:47,666 --> 02:17:50,165
No point complaining about overtime.
1459
02:17:50,291 --> 02:17:53,749
In these hard times, you
couldhave made a small effort.
1460
02:17:53,875 --> 02:17:56,499
We keep praising the Americans,
1461
02:17:56,666 --> 02:17:58,665
but did you see them during that tornado?
1462
02:17:58,916 --> 02:18:03,040
Workers in a candle factoryin
Kentucky were kept at work
1463
02:18:03,291 --> 02:18:08,165
and Amazon asked an
employeeto deliver in the tornado.
1464
02:18:08,416 --> 02:18:12,540
You think you're exploitedbecause
of a few minutes of overtime!
1465
02:18:12,666 --> 02:18:14,915
I'm not complaining Yes you are.
1466
02:18:15,291 --> 02:18:19,040
And Kentucky is full of troglodyte apes.
1467
02:18:19,500 --> 02:18:24,540
That Colonel Sanders from
KFC was apparently a huge racist.
1468
02:18:25,125 --> 02:18:28,165
That's why I prefer McDonald's.Same here!
1469
02:18:28,291 --> 02:18:29,665
Or Burger King.
1470
02:18:29,791 --> 02:18:32,540
Profits grew in Lithuania, not here.
1471
02:18:32,666 --> 02:18:35,665
Tibi, can have a word?
1472
02:18:37,666 --> 02:18:44,874
Let him say whatever first,then
add the safety helmet thing.
1473
02:18:45,166 --> 02:18:49,374
And we'll justuse the second
part.Can't we edit out the rest?
1474
02:18:49,916 --> 02:18:53,499
Yes, of course, but... I don't agree.
1475
02:18:54,416 --> 02:18:57,165
This is supposed to be an educational film.
1476
02:18:57,375 --> 02:18:58,915
Telling the truth.
1477
02:18:59,250 --> 02:19:02,040
- Don't start. - I don't, but...
1478
02:19:02,166 --> 02:19:05,040
I can't tell him what to say.
1479
02:19:06,166 --> 02:19:08,124
I won't edit it out, either.
1480
02:19:10,375 --> 02:19:13,040
I give you the complete footage.
1481
02:19:13,625 --> 02:19:18,540
I left the camera running all the
time, you can even do a "making of".
1482
02:19:19,375 --> 02:19:21,915
- Then we'll edit it. - Suit yourselves.
1483
02:19:22,291 --> 02:19:24,165
I'm staying out of that.
1484
02:19:24,791 --> 02:19:28,790
I'll be fair and give you
the footage with all he says.
1485
02:19:29,166 --> 02:19:31,165
Wait, Doris is calling me.
1486
02:19:31,416 --> 02:19:33,165
Break for two minutes!
1487
02:19:55,625 --> 02:19:58,541
I'm on your side. Thank you.
1488
02:19:59,125 --> 02:20:02,249
I won't have you say
anything but the truth!
1489
02:20:02,375 --> 02:20:06,416
We have tothe lawsuit is still on.
1490
02:20:06,542 --> 02:20:09,416
This footagecould be used against us.
1491
02:20:10,042 --> 02:20:15,166
The defense would go"He
himself says it was his fault!"
1492
02:20:15,875 --> 02:20:18,541
And it's not true, it was their fault.
1493
02:20:20,750 --> 02:20:23,249
Maybe it wasn't a good move to accept this
1494
02:20:23,375 --> 02:20:26,749
We meant not to.But it's good money.
1495
02:20:27,917 --> 02:20:32,499
Could be a peace offering,
maybe we'll strike a deal.
1496
02:20:33,792 --> 02:20:36,041
Don't give up. We won't.
1497
02:20:36,250 --> 02:20:40,041
But you know their
bean-counterscling to every straw.
1498
02:20:40,292 --> 02:20:42,249
We need to stay alert.
1499
02:20:45,667 --> 02:20:48,541
In the Second World War,
1500
02:20:49,417 --> 02:20:54,041
an American officer who had been
in command of an execution squad
1501
02:20:54,375 --> 02:20:58,916
went around the people
executed for defection
1502
02:20:59,292 --> 02:21:02,041
and pulled out the bullets. pulled
1503
02:21:02,167 --> 02:21:04,791
What for?- I'm getting there.
1504
02:21:05,042 --> 02:21:08,916
He made a necklace out of these bullets.
1505
02:21:10,417 --> 02:21:15,916
His superior notices and
court-martials him for robbing bodies.
1506
02:21:16,167 --> 02:21:18,291
Here's where it gets interesting.
1507
02:21:18,500 --> 02:21:24,166
The officer, or his attorney,
claims he didn't rob the bodies,
1508
02:21:24,917 --> 02:21:28,791
as the bullets weren'tthe
property of the executed,
1509
02:21:28,917 --> 02:21:32,499
but the propertyof the execution squad.
1510
02:21:33,458 --> 02:21:38,291
As such, the officer onlytook
back what was rightfully his.
1511
02:21:39,750 --> 02:21:43,791
Sure, the prosecutor says,
they belonged to the squad,
1512
02:21:44,000 --> 02:21:48,166
but firing them wasthe
same as discarding them.
1513
02:21:48,500 --> 02:21:51,666
So the squadhad relinquished ownership.
1514
02:21:51,917 --> 02:21:55,374
Basically, the firing
squad made a donation,
1515
02:21:55,667 --> 02:21:58,916
donated the bullets to the executed.
1516
02:21:59,167 --> 02:22:02,874
Which means our officer did rob the bodies,
1517
02:22:03,417 --> 02:22:07,416
who had came to own
the bullets by donation.
1518
02:22:08,042 --> 02:22:12,874
But, says the officer, or his lawyer,
1519
02:22:13,417 --> 02:22:15,041
we may presume,
1520
02:22:15,250 --> 02:22:20,791
as confirmed by their attitude
before and during the execution,
1521
02:22:21,000 --> 02:22:24,874
we may presume, then,that the executed
1522
02:22:25,208 --> 02:22:28,666
firmly rejectedthe donation of bullets.
1523
02:22:28,917 --> 02:22:31,916
They absolutelydid not want those bullets.
1524
02:22:32,167 --> 02:22:35,666
As they refused them,
our officer robbed no one.
1525
02:22:36,000 --> 02:22:39,541
He just took back the donation
refused by those executed.
1526
02:22:39,875 --> 02:22:41,916
I don't get it.
1527
02:22:43,583 --> 02:22:44,874
It's raining.
1528
02:22:45,042 --> 02:22:48,749
Is this story made up? No, it's all true!
1529
02:22:49,417 --> 02:22:51,124
I read about it too.
1530
02:22:51,542 --> 02:22:54,666
So what was the sentence?
Not guilty, apparently.
1531
02:22:55,000 --> 02:22:55,916
Fuck off!
1532
02:22:57,375 --> 02:22:58,916
Go back to India!
1533
02:22:59,792 --> 02:23:03,166
Come again and I'll break
your legs!Little bastards!
1534
02:23:03,417 --> 02:23:06,666
Serves them right!They're children, Madam.
1535
02:23:07,125 --> 02:23:10,374
Children today, thieves tomorrow!
1536
02:23:10,667 --> 02:23:14,374
Doris is at the hotel, not feeling
well, but she wants to see our frame.
1537
02:23:14,542 --> 02:23:16,499
What a racist hag!
1538
02:23:19,792 --> 02:23:22,874
loana wants to show our
frameto the Austrian client.
1539
02:23:23,125 --> 02:23:27,541
She can come with her phone
and film the video assist monitor.
1540
02:23:31,792 --> 02:23:34,166
Don't worry,it's just a light drizzle!
1541
02:23:34,292 --> 02:23:37,291
We're getting wet!
1542
02:23:42,625 --> 02:23:43,791
Can you see?
1543
02:23:43,917 --> 02:23:46,916
Not very well, butif the
barrier is rusty and dirty,
1544
02:23:47,125 --> 02:23:48,416
keep it out of the frame.
1545
02:23:48,542 --> 02:23:51,291
I don't want to give
ammunition to our enemies.
1546
02:23:51,417 --> 02:23:55,666
-OK, what should we have in the
frame?- Only the building, no barrier.
1547
02:24:00,875 --> 02:24:03,541
Yeah, tschuss!Keep upthe good work, bye.
1548
02:24:03,750 --> 02:24:06,541
We need to keep the
barrierout of the frame.
1549
02:24:06,792 --> 02:24:11,874
It's fine, we're filming in 8K,
you can zoom in all you need.
1550
02:24:12,042 --> 02:24:13,874
All the way to close-ups.
1551
02:24:17,292 --> 02:24:21,874
No, remove it.The raindrops
will show if we zoom in.
1552
02:24:22,875 --> 02:24:24,916
Get rid of it.
1553
02:24:27,375 --> 02:24:29,041
TakeTake it away.
1554
02:24:34,167 --> 02:24:36,249
Do you know that during communism,
1555
02:24:36,417 --> 02:24:38,916
Occupational safety films
blamed the workers, too?
1556
02:24:39,167 --> 02:24:42,541
All films were censored
back then.Motherfuckers!
1557
02:24:45,167 --> 02:24:48,999
We removed the
barrier, so don't point to it.
1558
02:24:52,125 --> 02:24:55,041
Go at the back, keep the ladies dry.
1559
02:24:56,542 --> 02:25:00,541
When he talks about his
coma, should take his hand.you
1560
02:25:00,792 --> 02:25:02,666
Affectionately.
1561
02:25:03,167 --> 02:25:07,166
Affectionately,Grandma Angela moves on!
1562
02:25:07,375 --> 02:25:09,068
It doesn't cover all of us.
1563
02:25:09,080 --> 02:25:10,374
We'll get one more.
1564
02:25:14,000 --> 02:25:18,166
Only hold it between
takes.- Understood.Under
1565
02:25:19,875 --> 02:25:23,041
I'll record this take with my phone,
so Doris can send it to her boss.
1566
02:25:23,542 --> 02:25:26,166
It will look bad on a phone.
1567
02:25:26,917 --> 02:25:29,916
Hans Frank wants to see what we're filming.
1568
02:25:30,042 --> 02:25:31,749
Fine, just go!
1569
02:25:32,417 --> 02:25:33,791
It's raining!
1570
02:25:34,375 --> 02:25:36,166
- Sound! Rolling.
1571
02:25:38,125 --> 02:25:39,791
Wait, you're leaving?
1572
02:25:39,917 --> 02:25:41,041
Action!
1573
02:25:41,167 --> 02:25:43,291
Hello, I am Ovidiu.
1574
02:25:43,417 --> 02:25:48,791
On the 24th of November 2020, I
had worked non-stop for 17 hours
1575
02:25:49,250 --> 02:25:51,374
for a furniture delivery to France.
1576
02:25:51,542 --> 02:25:54,874
The holidays were comingand
we were all working hard. we were
1577
02:25:55,250 --> 02:25:58,541
I came out of the
warehouseand walked to the exit,
1578
02:25:58,792 --> 02:26:02,874
to get my car fromthe
parking lot and go home.
1579
02:26:03,292 --> 02:26:08,541
The lighting outside here is
poor,it's pitch black at night.
1580
02:26:10,000 --> 02:26:11,374
Suddenly,
1581
02:26:11,500 --> 02:26:15,666
an old Dacia 1310 came this way.
1582
02:26:16,167 --> 02:26:20,166
The driver didn't see
that barrier,so he hit it.
1583
02:26:21,792 --> 02:26:26,374
It's not marked,just a rusty
metal bar on a cylinder. cylinder.
1584
02:26:27,917 --> 02:26:32,249
The car hit it, sent it
flying, it hit me in the head.
1585
02:26:33,792 --> 02:26:38,166
I was in a comafor one year and one month.
1586
02:26:39,875 --> 02:26:42,124
I came out of the coma
1587
02:26:45,000 --> 02:26:48,541
and found myself
paralysedfrom the waist down.
1588
02:26:51,292 --> 02:26:54,166
My back was all infected from bedsores.
1589
02:26:56,417 --> 02:26:58,416
It was all raw flesh!
1590
02:27:00,792 --> 02:27:05,874
I want to tell everyone to
wear their safety helmets,
1591
02:27:06,167 --> 02:27:08,541
so such incidents don't happen again.
1592
02:27:08,875 --> 02:27:11,374
Cut! Great!Bring the umbrellas.
1593
02:27:11,542 --> 02:27:13,166
Bravo, Ovidiu!
1594
02:27:19,750 --> 02:27:22,541
I'm sending this to Austria now.
1595
02:27:22,667 --> 02:27:25,416
We'll wait for their feedback.
1596
02:27:27,792 --> 02:27:30,541
Waiting in the fucking rain!
1597
02:27:34,167 --> 02:27:36,166
If you want to leave, I'll drive you.
1598
02:27:36,375 --> 02:27:37,791
Yes, let's.
1599
02:27:37,917 --> 02:27:39,916
They're bastards!
1600
02:27:42,792 --> 02:27:46,291
In those communist films they used to
show horrible things, hands chopped off.
1601
02:27:46,667 --> 02:27:48,416
They also blamed the workers!
1602
02:27:48,792 --> 02:27:52,791
They were made to say:"I
made this fucking mistake..."
1603
02:27:59,625 --> 02:28:01,166
Hi, it's Bobiță!
1604
02:28:01,292 --> 02:28:05,041
This is my atomic fallout
shelterwith some sluts inside,
1605
02:28:05,167 --> 02:28:08,541
can't tell you much about
them, there's people around.
1606
02:28:08,667 --> 02:28:09,874
Just want to say:
1607
02:28:10,042 --> 02:28:14,541
A support President Putin
in his crusade against Nazis
1608
02:28:14,792 --> 02:28:18,916
as for Zelensky,that two-dime Jew actor,
1609
02:28:19,542 --> 02:28:22,749
I hope he dies like Hitler
and his Ukraine with him,
1610
02:28:22,917 --> 02:28:25,791
and Mr Putin stays there forever!
1611
02:28:29,042 --> 02:28:30,916
Are you OK? Yes.
1612
02:28:31,792 --> 02:28:33,041
Surya Bonaly!
1613
02:28:34,375 --> 02:28:37,749
Aren't you afraidthey'll
label you a Putinist?
1614
02:28:38,167 --> 02:28:42,041
No, I hope some peopleare still smart.
1615
02:28:42,167 --> 02:28:45,416
You worked for 30 hours?-Even 48, once.
1616
02:28:45,542 --> 02:28:48,291
I was younger,I wouldn't do it now.
1617
02:28:48,542 --> 02:28:51,541
We had a shooting in the mountains
1618
02:28:52,125 --> 02:28:54,291
that took 40 hours, for a beer ad.
1619
02:28:54,542 --> 02:28:57,541
The one with the deer?
No, the one with the squirrel.
1620
02:28:58,750 --> 02:29:01,666
Now I don't accept anything over 16 hours.
1621
02:29:01,917 --> 02:29:04,791
As everyone should. Except they don't.
1622
02:29:05,292 --> 02:29:09,666
To each their own.- They
don't want to upset producers.
1623
02:29:10,000 --> 02:29:13,041
Hans Frank sayshe has
a problem with the text.
1624
02:29:13,417 --> 02:29:15,916
- Says he wants the Bob Dylan thing.JWhat?
1625
02:29:18,167 --> 02:29:21,249
"No way, the text is problematical."
1626
02:29:21,542 --> 02:29:26,624
"Do it like in the stupidhippie
kike Bob Dylan clip. With papers."
1627
02:29:27,292 --> 02:29:28,666
Sounds like Donald Trump.
1628
02:29:28,917 --> 02:29:30,374
Zimmerman!
1629
02:29:31,250 --> 02:29:33,041
IWait, I get it!
1630
02:29:33,292 --> 02:29:38,499
Bob Dylan has this video where
he's holding sheets with the lyrics
1631
02:29:38,667 --> 02:29:41,041
and letting them drop one by one.
1632
02:29:41,250 --> 02:29:43,499
Subterranean Homesick Blues.
1633
02:29:43,750 --> 02:29:46,291
Subterranean Homesick Blues!Yes, we know.
1634
02:29:46,417 --> 02:29:48,416
Do we even have paper?
1635
02:29:51,625 --> 02:29:55,124
You can write the text
and I'll go print it out.
1636
02:29:55,375 --> 02:29:58,749
Then let's do this. Page one:
1637
02:29:59,542 --> 02:30:00,749
"After work."A
1638
02:30:00,917 --> 02:30:03,374
Page two:"I was heading to the exit."
1639
02:30:03,542 --> 02:30:06,916
Page three:"A car hit the barrier."
1640
02:30:07,292 --> 02:30:09,749
Page four:"I wasn't wearing a helmet."
1641
02:30:09,917 --> 02:30:13,249
Wait, the paper will be shiny.
1642
02:30:13,750 --> 02:30:17,541
In our truck there's a big green board.
1643
02:30:17,792 --> 02:30:21,541
We just cut that.- We
need white ones, not green.
1644
02:30:22,167 --> 02:30:26,791
No, this green board
works like a chroma key.
1645
02:30:27,417 --> 02:30:31,166
You can fill them withany
text you want later. my text you
1646
02:30:31,417 --> 02:30:33,666
Great idea, Andi, hats off!
1647
02:30:33,750 --> 02:30:37,666
-And it won't stay green? No it won't!
1648
02:30:38,667 --> 02:30:43,166
They're green becauseit's
easy to replace in CGI.
1649
02:30:44,250 --> 02:30:46,124
Bănel!Yessir!
1650
02:30:46,292 --> 02:30:50,041
Cut that green board
into ten A3 rectangles.
1651
02:30:50,917 --> 02:30:53,666
Ten will do, right? Even fewer.
1652
02:30:56,250 --> 02:30:58,916
So you are likeCharlie Hebdo, Anjelica?
1653
02:31:02,917 --> 02:31:04,791
Maybe you'll be shot in the head.
1654
02:31:05,875 --> 02:31:10,291
Valeriu Sterian madea
remake of Dylan's video.
1655
02:31:12,375 --> 02:31:14,374
Oh, the one with...Oh, th
1656
02:31:14,542 --> 02:31:17,541
"Declaration" and all that shit.
1657
02:31:21,167 --> 02:31:23,666
You don't know it?No.
1658
02:31:26,000 --> 02:31:29,749
Valeriu Sterian, he had
this video.Holding papers.
1659
02:31:32,417 --> 02:31:33,916
HeHere it is.
1660
02:32:03,667 --> 02:32:05,166
It's in English? Yes.VE
1661
02:32:16,917 --> 02:32:21,166
Didn't he sing the one with
"Look what's left of humans"?
1662
02:32:27,042 --> 02:32:33,541
...Institution - Separation
Prostitution - Decoration...
1663
02:32:37,917 --> 02:32:40,166
I think it's about '90s stuff.
1664
02:32:41,542 --> 02:32:43,666
I think that one's about President Iliescu,
1665
02:32:43,792 --> 02:32:46,749
he called himselfan
emanation of the Revolution.
1666
02:32:46,875 --> 02:32:49,374
They called him "The Emanated".
1667
02:32:56,667 --> 02:32:58,874
Fuck you and your shooting!
1668
02:33:24,042 --> 02:33:27,541
Why isn't Doris Goethe
hereif she cares so much
1669
02:33:27,792 --> 02:33:30,624
instead of directing us from Heldenplatz?
1670
02:33:33,667 --> 02:33:36,541
She's feeling sick, she's at the hotel.
1671
02:33:36,750 --> 02:33:40,416
Between you and me, last
night she drank with some creeps.
1672
02:33:40,542 --> 02:33:42,416
2000 euro tab.
1673
02:33:42,792 --> 02:33:47,666
They're paying our fees
too, we can't badmouth them.
1674
02:33:48,417 --> 02:33:53,166
Ms Goethe can keep her airs to herself.
1675
02:33:53,917 --> 02:33:58,916
Read Thomas Bernhard, you'll
see the Austrians were real Nazis.
1676
02:33:59,500 --> 02:34:03,916
Millions of themapplauded
Hitler in '38 in Heldenplatz.
1677
02:34:04,500 --> 02:34:08,291
They were happy with the
Anschluss,only played the victims later.
1678
02:34:08,542 --> 02:34:13,041
In the '80s they votedan SS
officer for president, Kurt Waldheim.
1679
02:34:14,542 --> 02:34:16,666
I can't stand them.
1680
02:34:16,792 --> 02:34:20,374
They come here, destroy our forests,
1681
02:34:20,542 --> 02:34:23,791
and we just stand byand
make videos for them.
1682
02:35:05,625 --> 02:35:06,791
Ready?
1683
02:35:06,792 --> 02:35:09,249
Fast as a circus artist!
1684
02:35:09,500 --> 02:35:11,999
Getting ready to shoot!
1685
02:35:16,667 --> 02:35:19,541
You hold these like Bob Dylan in the video.
1686
02:35:20,167 --> 02:35:22,041
Or like Vali Sterian.
1687
02:35:22,667 --> 02:35:26,166
And, one by one,you pass
them to the young lady.
1688
02:35:26,375 --> 02:35:27,916
- In silence? Yes.
1689
02:35:28,167 --> 02:35:29,291
Understood.
1690
02:35:46,292 --> 02:35:47,791
Sound! Rolling.
1691
02:35:51,167 --> 02:35:52,874
Set! Action! Acti
1692
02:36:31,792 --> 02:36:33,041
Excellent!
1693
02:36:33,417 --> 02:36:35,791
Now, Ovidiu, the same thing.
1694
02:36:36,542 --> 02:36:39,041
Pass him the boards!
1695
02:36:39,292 --> 02:36:41,374
Just slower. Understood.
1696
02:36:41,667 --> 02:36:43,166
AAnd action!
1697
02:37:23,667 --> 02:37:24,916
Very good!
1698
02:37:26,750 --> 02:37:29,249
Lunch break, then home!
1699
02:37:29,875 --> 02:37:33,041
OK, lunch break, shooting's over!
1700
02:37:33,417 --> 02:37:35,541
-Finally!- Great work!
1701
02:37:36,625 --> 02:37:38,791
Madam, perfectly done.
1702
02:37:39,375 --> 02:37:41,541
There's nothingon those green boards.
1703
02:37:42,250 --> 02:37:46,166
No, they'll add textwith computer graphics.
1704
02:37:47,042 --> 02:37:52,416
-So they can write whatever they
want?-I'll raise hell if that happens!
1705
02:37:53,167 --> 02:37:56,374
Don't worry, Madam,we'll
write what we said we would.L
1706
02:37:56,542 --> 02:37:59,916
- You won't trick us, will you?- God, no!
1707
02:38:00,042 --> 02:38:02,916
We're a world-class company.
1708
02:38:03,542 --> 02:38:06,916
We can't ruin our
international prestige for...
1709
02:38:07,292 --> 02:38:09,541
You can always sue us.
1710
02:38:09,750 --> 02:38:14,041
We don't have the time or the
moneyand we're fed up with lawsuits!
1711
02:38:14,250 --> 02:38:15,916
Bobiţă asks:
1712
02:38:16,042 --> 02:38:20,374
are there any vegetariansamong cannibals?
1713
02:38:20,792 --> 02:38:24,541
I hope they won't write
something that could harm us.
1714
02:38:24,917 --> 02:38:27,041
Out of the question.
1715
02:38:27,167 --> 02:38:30,541
Something that could be used against us.
1716
02:38:31,292 --> 02:38:32,541
Don't worry.
1717
02:38:32,875 --> 02:38:34,541
Let's eat!
1718
02:38:36,917 --> 02:38:40,041
It's all I can do. It really is!
1719
02:38:40,750 --> 02:38:44,916
- Thank you for being on
our side.Don't mention it.
1720
02:38:53,417 --> 02:38:55,541
My, I'm so stiff.
1721
02:39:02,875 --> 02:39:05,291
Ilinca, wait for us!
1722
02:39:07,292 --> 02:39:09,291
Get in!
1723
02:39:09,542 --> 02:39:11,791
Don't let the dog near me.
1724
02:39:12,042 --> 02:39:15,916
But we're going to eat.-
They told us to come to lunch.
1725
02:39:16,750 --> 02:39:19,874
I have to drive you
home, I'm so busy today.
1726
02:39:20,042 --> 02:39:21,541
We are hungry!
1727
02:39:21,667 --> 02:39:24,374
Let's go,fuck those bastards!
1728
02:39:51,083 --> 02:40:03,041
DRAGOS BOTA |ATANA SARGAN
1729
02:40:10,042 --> 02:40:10,541
România
1730
02:40:10,542 --> 02:40:14,416
fragments from the film"Angela
Moves On by Lucian Bratu
1731
02:40:14,417 --> 02:40:15,624
România
1732
02:40:15,625 --> 02:40:16,082
România
1733
02:40:16,083 --> 02:40:16,749
etc.
1734
02:40:16,750 --> 02:40:19,916
etc.quotations from:
1735
02:40:19,917 --> 02:40:26,124
etc.
1736
02:40:26,875 --> 02:40:31,916
In this world/We walk on the
roof of hell/Gazing at flowers
1737
02:40:46,458 --> 02:40:55,499
OLIVIER PERE
1738
02:41:18,583 --> 02:41:24,624
antist zgomoteNICOLAS
FIORASOînregistrare zgomote KEN NNGANYADI
1739
02:41:24,625 --> 02:41:26,291
(MATSUO BASHO)
1740
02:41:26,292 --> 02:41:30,916
Wake up, wake up!)/ Let's
be friends,/sleeping butterfly
1741
02:41:30,917 --> 02:41:32,624
(MATSUO BASHO)
1742
02:41:54,500 --> 02:41:59,541
You make the fire/And I'll show you
something wonderful:/ A big ball of snow!
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