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(knocking)
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What�the�fok?
3
00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,053
(birds�chirping)
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00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:22,622
(sniffing)
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00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,224
Mm.
6
00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:34,267
?
7
00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,806
Rose,�I�can't�believe
it's�you.
8
00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,074
(sniffing)
9
00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:44,277
You�smell�like�peaches,
and�your�skin,�so�soft.
10
00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,578
Like�marshmallows.
11
00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,648
Stephen�Harper!?
12
00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:51,084
Paul,�would�you�make�me�the
happiest�fella
13
00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:53,453
in�Grouse�Lake�and�be�my...
14
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best�man?
15
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Nothing�would�make�me�happier,
than�to�say...
16
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"Fuck�off,�Stephen�Harper!"
17
00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:09,536
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
18
00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,471
?�All�night�long�?
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(siren�blaring)
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Chickadee,�over�megaphone:
Step�out�of�the�vehicle
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and�keep�your�hands
where�I�can�see�'em.
22
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Lips,�it's�me.
Roger�from�the�radio!
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I�wasn't�even
going�that�fast,�man.
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Chickadee:
Silence,�criminal!
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I'll�be�the�judge�of�that.
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Walk�a�straight�line.
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(chuckling)
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(boys�laughing)
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Now,�hop�on�one�foot.
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(boys�laughing)
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Faster,�criminal!
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(boys�laughing)
33
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Boy:
Get�him�to�do�the�worm.
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Chickadee:�(whispering)
Yeah,�yeah,�yeah.
35
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(over�megaphone)
Now,�do�the�worm.
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(laughing)
37
00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,656
(siren�beeping)
38
00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:06,259
(laughing)
Yo,�he�went�full�fugitive.
39
00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:09,762
(boys�snickering)
40
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Oh,�you�think�this�is�funny?
41
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Well,�yeah,
that's�why�we�did�it.
42
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Well,�it's�not.
43
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I'm�absolutely�livid.
44
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Just�cheesed.
45
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Mm.
46
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Chickadee,�march�your
little�arse�home�right�now.
47
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I'll�deal�with�you
when�I�get�there.
48
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And,�you�boys,�tell�your�parents
to�expect�a�phone�call.
49
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Go�on!
50
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Get�out�of�here�before�I�smash
your�little�heads�together
51
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like�this�thing�on�my�desk.
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That's�actually
a�Newton's�cradle.
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Shut�up,�Lips.
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Everybody�get�out�of�here!
Go�on!
55
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?
56
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Folks,�I�know�you've
probably�heard�the�rumours
57
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of�Laughingstick's
run-in�with�the�law,
58
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and�it's�all�true.
59
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I�did�run�away,�and�that�does
make�me�look�guilty,
60
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but�I�assure�you
Roger�Laughingstick�is�innocent!
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Lips:
Roger.
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00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,119
Oh,�shit.�It's�the�fuzz.
63
00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,924
Hey,�wait.�Roger?
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(typing)
65
00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:20,433
Yo,�we�need�to�talk.
66
00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,901
The�fok?!
67
00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,737
Are�Rose�and�Stephen�Harper
actually�getting�married
68
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or�are�they�just
fucking�with�me?
69
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Yeah,�it's�pretty�real,�bro.
70
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Fokin'�guy�asked�me�to�be
his�best�man�at�his�wedding.
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Do�you�know
how�fucked�that�is?
72
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Kind�of�funny
if�you�ask�me.
73
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Well,�you're�the�big�cheese�now,
and�I'm�calling�in�a�favour.
74
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I'm�not�making
their�marriage�illegal.
75
00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:45,024
I'm�not�asking�that.
I'm�asking�you�to�ban�marriage.
76
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Like,�all�of�them.
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As�if!
78
00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,462
Come�on!
It's�a�white�man's�construct!
79
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You�really�want�to�lose
our�culture�and�our�practices?
80
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Is�that�what�you�want?
81
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I'm�going�to�tell�you�something
82
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I've�been�telling�you
your�whole�life.
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Grow�up.
84
00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:04,377
This�is�the�first
I've�heard�of�this!
85
00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,545
(grunting)
86
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:07,814
(slamming�door)
87
00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:12,652
?
88
00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,220
Paul:
Can�you�believe�it?
89
00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:17,223
Jo�telling�me�that
I�need�to�grow�up
90
00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,225
out�of�the�blue
like�that?
91
00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,228
Have�you�even�ever�heard
of�anything�like�that�before?
92
00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,831
Nah,�man.
Now�I'm�pissed.
93
00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:29,469
But�hear�me�out,
forget�about�Jo.
94
00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:32,505
Forget�about�Rose,
forget�about�Stephen�Harper.
95
00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,843
Yeah,�and...?
96
00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,146
I�forgot�what
I�was�going�to�say.
97
00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,348
-�Fok,�man.
-�Oh,�hey.
98
00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,384
You're�gonna�go�to�Stephen
Harper's�stag�tonight,�right?
99
00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,718
Hell�no!
100
00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,987
Why�would�I�support�that
hate�marriage!
101
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Man,�you�gotta�go.
102
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I�got�the�finest�drip
in�the�entire�north.
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Okay,�fine.
I'll�go,�but�remember,
104
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I�still�think�Stephen�Harper
is�a�giant�tu'guy!
105
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Stephen:
So,�you're�coming?
106
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:04,103
Yes!�And�have�you�put�any�more
thought�into�being�my�best�man?
107
00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,272
Fuck�off,
Stephen�Harper.
108
00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,507
You�got�it!
109
00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,510
(grunting,�thudding)
Ow!
110
00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,413
Chickadee,�you�are
grounded�like�pemican!
111
00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:15,114
Get�with�the�times!
You�should've�said
112
00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,549
"grounded�like�taco�beef."
113
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Oh...
114
00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,354
(door�slamming)
115
00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,623
(sighing)
116
00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,459
(phone�line�ringing)
117
00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,929
Hey,�Ernest.
It's�Jo.
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Ernest:
Hey,�Jo,�what's�up?
119
00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,866
We�need�to�talk
about�Chickadee.
120
00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,935
(dance�music�playing)
121
00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,070
(men�cheering)
122
00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,707
-�Oh,�man!
-�You�weren't�kidding,�bro!
123
00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,209
Rose�is�going�to
kill�me�when�she�finds�out.
124
00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:45,211
Oh,�my�heart.
125
00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:48,548
Hey,�Ed.�This�is�your
first�stripper�or�what?
126
00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,316
Just�don't�fall�in�love.
127
00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:54,287
(all�laughing)
128
00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,623
?
129
00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:00,793
(cheering,�laughing)
130
00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,096
Oh,�Ed.
He's�lookin'�right�at�ya.
131
00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:08,234
?
132
00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,804
Oh,�look�at�that.
Ah,�just�lucky!
133
00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:14,640
(chuckling)
134
00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:15,975
(cheering)
135
00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,644
(men�oohing)
136
00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,747
(cheering)
137
00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,916
Slow�down.
My�heart.
138
00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,685
Look�at�Ed.
He�can't�take�it.
139
00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:26,786
(laughing)
140
00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:30,123
Men:
More!�More!�More!�More!
141
00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:33,760
More!�More!�More!
More!�More!�More!
142
00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:37,163
More!�More!�More!�More!
More!�More!�More!�More!
143
00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,632
More!�More!�More!�More!
More!�More!�More!�More!�More!
144
00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:42,101
More.�More...
145
00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,936
(panting)
146
00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:48,975
?
147
00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:51,010
I�still�get�paid,�right?
148
00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,185
Dean:
What�a�night,�man.
149
00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,254
Felt�like�a�dream.
150
00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,423
I�still�can't�believe
Ed's�gone.
151
00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,026
Man,�that�guy�could�mooch.
152
00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,462
The�best�to�ever�do�it.
He�was�the�GOAT.
153
00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,698
Makes�you�think,�bro.
154
00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,435
One�day�you're
a�frail�old�mooch,
155
00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:19,605
and�then,�poof,
the�next�day�you're�gone.
156
00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:20,673
(knocking)
157
00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,109
(grunting)
158
00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:32,385
(both�screaming)
159
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,620
Paul:
It's�the�walking�Ed!
160
00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,222
Dean:
Don't�let�him�bite�you!
161
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,959
Whoa,�easy.
I'm�Ed's�twin�brother.
162
00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,828
I�didn't�know�Ed
had�a�twin.
163
00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,297
That's�right.
I'm�the�handsome�one.
164
00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,999
You�must�be�Paul�and�Dean.
165
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,037
How�come�we�never
met�you�before,�bro?
166
00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,005
Left�for�the�city
years�ago.
167
00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,007
Wait�a�minute.
168
00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,710
How�do�we�know�you're�not
Ed�just�trying�to�fuck�with�us?
169
00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,012
Yeah,�if�you're
really�Ed's�brother,
170
00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,881
say�something
only�Ed�would�say.
171
00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:03,883
Can�I�borrow�five�bucks?
172
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,685
That�checks�out.
173
00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,353
I'm�here�on�business.
174
00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,355
You�were�both�in�Ed's�will.
175
00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,690
He�wanted�to
make�sure�you�got�back
176
00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,992
a�bunch�of�stuff
that�he�mooched�off�you.
177
00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,397
Your�first�USB.
Has�Thunderheart�on�it.
178
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:25,938
Holy�fok,
I've�been�looking�for�this!
179
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,075
I�had�the�flip.
Now�I�have�the�flop!
180
00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:32,011
My�brother�was�a�mooch,
but�he�was�no�thief.
181
00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:36,549
Yeah,�but�he�died�before�he
gave�us�any�of�our�stuff�back.
182
00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,551
I�feel�like�we're
splitting�hairs,�man.
183
00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:41,053
My�brother�was
a�complicated�guy.
184
00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,122
Well,�I�gotta�run.
185
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,693
(door�closing)
186
00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,063
That�was�so�weird.
187
00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,867
(sniffing)
188
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,303
What's�that�smell?
189
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,805
When�I�saw�Ed,�I,�uh...
190
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:00,973
I�shit�my�pants.
191
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,441
Oh.
(chuckling)
192
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,544
We'll�just�go�get�the�hose.
193
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,812
Chickadee:
Ma,�I�need�$20�for�a�pop.
194
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,481
I've�never�been
this�thirsty�in�my�life
195
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,049
and�I'm�fucking�scared�my--
196
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,420
-�Dad?
-�Hey,�Chickpea.
197
00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,055
Chickadee:
Good�to�see�you,�Dad.
198
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,731
So,�your�father
and�I�agreed�that,
199
00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,967
while�I�ease�into�my�new�job,
200
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,737
he�would�stay�here
to�keep�an�eye�on�you.
201
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:32,939
Right,�Ernest?
202
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,808
Right.�Which�doesn't
mean�we�can't�have�fun.
203
00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,109
Hm.
204
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,611
Can�I--�Can�I�talk
to�you�for�a�sec?
205
00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:39,679
Mm-hm.
206
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,482
You�can't�be�serious.
207
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,184
Oh,�I�am�serious.
208
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,419
Sterling�got�grounded,
209
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,521
but�we�both�know�that
won't�work�for�you.
210
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,956
As�if.
211
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,625
As�if�my�jeet.�You'll�just
grease�your�way�out�of�it.
212
00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,860
Yeah,�I�thought�that
was�the�understanding.
213
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,596
You�did,�did�you?
214
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,098
Well,�my�girl,
this�is�the�price�you�pay
215
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,499
for�being�a�little�shithead!
216
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,602
But�I�don't�want�to
spend�time�with�Dad!
217
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,971
Me�and�two�of�the�Jacked�Teens
were�supposed�to�smash�stuff!
218
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,940
Well...�get�this.
219
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,810
Wherever�you�go,�he�goes.
220
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:18,184
Fine.�Do�I�get�that
pop�money�or�what?
221
00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:21,687
Oh,�this�one's�going�to
turn�into�Paul,�I�swear.
222
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,991
Well,�Ernest,
she's�all�yours.
223
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,159
Mm-mm-mm!
224
00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:33,132
Ma,�I've�been�doing�a�lot
of�thinking�since�Ed�died,
225
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,501
and�I'm�thinking
it's�time�to�grow�up.
226
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:40,506
I'm�tired�of�everyone�thinking
that�I'm�a�spoiled�giant�baby.
227
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:44,143
Is�that�gas�bubble
moved�out�of�your�tum-tum�yet?
228
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,078
Nope.�Not�yet.
Keep�pumping.
229
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,417
Have�you�thought�any�more�about
being�Stephen�Harper's�best�man?
230
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,386
Yeah,�that's�a�hard�pass.
231
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,254
That�would�show
some�growing�up.
232
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,023
What�do�you�mean?
233
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,225
Well,�it�means
you've�moved�past�it.
234
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:02,895
Hm.�I'm�starting�to�think
this�is�all�your�fault.
235
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,897
-�(stomach�grumbling)
-�Ooh!�That�was�a�good�one!
236
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:05,898
It's�almost�through.
237
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,234
You�spoil�me
way�too�much!
238
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,236
I'm�like�milk
that's�gone�bad.
239
00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,438
Nobody�wants�to
drink�me�anymore.
240
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,240
I�barely�spoil�you.
241
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,342
Ma,�enough�is�enough.
242
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,911
It's�time�to�show
the�world�that�I'm�a�real�man.
243
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,846
(stomach�gurgling)
244
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,214
(farting�loudly)
245
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,249
Yeah!
246
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,850
(both�laughing)
247
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,453
That�was�a�good�boogid,
my�son.
248
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,189
Whoo,�I�feel�great.
249
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,926
Watch�out,�world!
Here�comes�Man�Paul!
250
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,262
Whoo.
That�was�a�good�one.
251
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:42,134
?
252
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,202
(knocking)
253
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,371
(screaming)
Oh,�Ed!
254
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,239
Hang�on,
I'm�Ed's�twin�brother.
255
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,609
Oh.�Oh.
256
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,578
I'm�so�sorry.
(laughing)
257
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,947
I�didn't�catch�your�name.
258
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:55,948
It's�actually�Ed.
259
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,050
Your�parents
named�you�both�Ed?
260
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,086
I'm�Edwin.
261
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,620
He�was�Edlose.
262
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,657
These�are�a�few�of
the�things�that�Ed�borrowed
263
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,459
from�the�band�office.
264
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,761
Time�that�they
found�their�way�back.
265
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,497
I�haven't�seen�this�in�ages.
266
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,132
Edwin:�There's�something
else�I�need�to�show�you.
267
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,103
This�is�Edlose's�will.
268
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,105
Jo:
Ed�had�a�will?
269
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,806
He�left�everything
to�the�band�office,
270
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,777
and,�as�you'll�see,
he�was�extremely�wealthy.
271
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,646
Oh,�fuck�off.
272
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,750
Yeah,�I�know.
I'm�as�surprised�as�you.
273
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:34,620
Turns�out�he�was�able�to�save�a
fortune�with�all�that�mooching.
274
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,858
I,�uh,�don't�know�what�to�say.
275
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,992
This�is...
276
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,661
...a�lot�of�money.
277
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,764
I'm�sure�you'll�know
what�to�do�with�it.
278
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,031
I'm�around
if�you�need�me.
279
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,839
(Rose�screaming)
280
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:54,874
(groaning)
281
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,975
Rose:
Aim�for�the�head!
282
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:59,011
Jo:�Don't�worry,�Rose!
It's�Ed's�twin!
283
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,780
Roger:
This�is�Laughingstick,
284
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:04,450
coming�to�you�on�the�run
from�a�secret�location.
285
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:07,153
Sure,�I�didn't�have�my�seatbelt
on�when�Lips�pulled�me�over,
286
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,188
but�that's�no�big�deal!
287
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,990
Someone�is
setting�me�up,
288
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,893
and�this�probably�goes
all�the�way�up�to�the�top,
289
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,394
but�if�anyone
can�clear�my�name,
290
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,530
it's�good�old
alive-and-well�Ed.
291
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:21,200
Ed,�I�need�you�now
more�than�ever,�buddy.
292
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,635
(twigs�snapping)
293
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,236
Gotta�go,�Grouse�Lake.
I�hear�something�in�the�bush.
294
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,909
The�fok?
Why�are�you�wearing�a�suit?
295
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,679
It's�'cause
I'm�a�working�man�now.
296
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,381
Okay.
297
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,017
This�is�for
your�wedding�thingy.
298
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,052
Thanks?
299
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,220
There's�something�old,
something�new,
300
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,055
something�borrowed,
and�something�blue.
301
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,425
Ah,�that's�an�old�bracelet
you�left�at�my�house.
302
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,027
It�doesn't�even
fit�me�anyway.
303
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,932
Are�these
your�weekend�chips?
304
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,268
Nah,�those�are
your�weekend�chips.
305
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,838
And�this�must�be
something�borrowed?
306
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,006
Yup.
It's�my�old�sex�sweater.
307
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,008
I'm�thinking�you
and�Stephen�Harper�can�borrow�it
308
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,543
until�you�find�your�own.
309
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,445
Okay.
310
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,113
And�of�course,
something�blue.
311
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,450
I�hope�you
and�Stephen�Harper
312
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,452
have�a�long
and�happy�life�together.
313
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,621
Thanks,�Blue.
314
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,456
Can�I�have�a�freezie�now?
315
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,125
Of�course.
A�deal�is�a�deal.
316
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,598
Thanks,�Paul.
317
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,200
I�just�want�you�to�be�happy.
318
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,770
And�if�you�need�me,�I'll�be�down
the�hall�in�Jo's�old�office.
319
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,973
Just�doing�grown�up�shit.
320
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,078
Yo,�Chickadee,
why�you�look�all�sad-arse?
321
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,880
I'm�just�not�feeling�it.
322
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,715
How�can�you
not�feel�this?
323
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:46,252
Nuh-uh!
Not�without�these�you�don't.
324
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,553
So�annoying!
325
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,589
Oh,�now,�before�you�guys
go�swinging�those�bats,
326
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,092
let�me�show�you
how�to�do�things�safely.
327
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,593
I�used�to�do�this
as�a�kid�myself,
328
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,429
but�instead�of�hitting
glass�bottles�we�used�softballs,
329
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,165
because�we�used�to�do
things�like�play�sports.
330
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,234
We've�done�this
a�thousand�times.
331
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,136
Yeah,�but�somebody�could�get
a�piece�of�glass�in�the�face.
332
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,804
That's�literally
never�happened.
333
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,072
Step�aside.
334
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,078
-�(glass�shattering)
-�Ooh!
335
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,281
Okay,�well.�Not�sure
what's�so�fun�about�that,
336
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,816
but�I'm�just�here
to�supervise.
337
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,485
Uh,�Dad?
338
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,020
Yeah,�what's�up?
339
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,523
Never�mind.
340
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:26,992
Don't�forget�the�goggles.
341
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,096
?
342
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,499
-�How's�your�face,�Dad?
-�(camera�clicking)
343
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,534
Oh,�should�heal�nicely,
I�hope.
344
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,436
Never�gave�myself
stitches�before.
345
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,506
What�the�hell�did�you
do�to�your�father?
346
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,875
It's�not�actually
Chickadee's�fault.�It's--
347
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,443
It's�Grouse�Lake's�fault.
348
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,378
There's�not�a�heck�of�a�lot
for�kids�to�do�around�here.
349
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,782
Yeah,�except
get�into�trouble.
350
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,051
Which�leads�me�to
an�interesting�idea.
351
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,553
I�want�Chickadee�to�come
live�with�me�in�Edmonton.
352
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,821
Uh,�what?
353
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,856
I�can�keep�an�eye�on�her
when�she's�in�school.
354
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,158
Uh,�what?
355
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,493
Oh,�you�got�blood
coming�out�your�bandage.
356
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,528
Uh,�what?
357
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:09,368
Paul,�you�gotta�come�see�this!
What�the�fuck?
358
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,869
-�You�look�like�Dilbert.
-�(dogs�barking)
359
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,771
The�bus�driver
from�Bloodvein?
360
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,540
-�No.�The�comic.
-�(jazz�playing�on�radio)
361
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,275
Sounds�like�child�stuff.
362
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,444
Who�cares?�There's�two�dogs
outside�doing�it.
363
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,046
-�Come�on,�it's�hilarious!
-�I�told�you,�I'm�busy.
364
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,314
Dean:
Bro,�you're�missing�out.
365
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,116
One�dog�is�huge
and�the�other�one's�tiny.
366
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,384
Come�on,�let's�go!
367
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,021
Bro,�the�dogs�are�doing�it
and�now�they're�stuck.
368
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,789
Stuck�together?
369
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,491
It's�too�early�in
the�season�for�that.
370
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:36,195
Okay.�No!�I�can't.
371
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,896
I�can't.�I�can't.
372
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,398
Dean:
Paul,�where'd�you�go,�bro?
373
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,666
(dogs�barking)
374
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,701
The�big�dog's�dragging
the�small�dog�around
375
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,203
and�now�they're�stuck,�man.
We�gotta�hose�'em�down!
376
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,738
(dogs�barking)
377
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,040
-�(turning�music�volume�up)
-�Ever�slack.
378
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:51,210
?
379
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,380
Okay,�I�wasn't�ready
for�this.
380
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,416
Chickpea,�if�you�come
with�me�to�Edmonton
381
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,685
you�can�stay�with�me
while�you're�in�school.
382
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,687
But�Edmonton�sucks.
383
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,190
It's�like�Winnipeg,�but�with
oil�riggers�and�truck�nuts.
384
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,260
Okay,�good�point,
then�it's�back�to�living
385
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,262
with�your�house�parents
in�Winnipeg.
386
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,165
But�Winnipeg�sucks.
It's�like�Edmonton,
387
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,501
but�with�potholes
and�pawn�shops.
388
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,337
Okay,�third�option.
389
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,707
You�drop�out�of�high�school,
I�build�an�attachment,
390
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,375
and�you�do�nothing
with�your�life
391
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,010
like�your�stupid
Uncle�Paul.
392
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,112
I�pick�that.
393
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,282
You�can't�pick�that!
It�was�a�joke!
394
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,217
You�guys�are�a�joke.
395
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,521
(door�slamming)
396
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,895
Lips,�I'm�ready
to�turn�myself�in.
397
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,696
Roger,�there�you�are.
398
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,600
And�yes,�I'll�name�names�in
exchange�for�a�lighter�sentence.
399
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,135
What?
400
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:54,706
You've�been�a�worthy�adversary.
All�I�ask�is�go�easy�on�me.
401
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,476
Bro,�listen,
Chickadee�set�you�up.
402
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,545
You�didn't�do
anything�wrong.
403
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,946
What?
404
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,714
She�pulled�you�over
in�my�car.
405
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,385
You�okay?
406
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,889
I'd�cry�but�I'm�too
dehydrated�to�make�tears.
407
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,326
(weeping)
408
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,631
See?
Pointless.
409
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:25,838
Okay,�let's�hear�your�pitches
for�what�to�do�with�Ed's�money.
410
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:29,074
A�smokehouse.
You�know,�for�meats.
411
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,075
Pass.
412
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,810
A�water�slide�park.
413
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,978
Pass!
414
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,647
A�Lou�Diamond�Phillips
film�festival.
415
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,516
Pass.
416
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:42,187
A�detention�facility�for�teens
who�like�to�prank�radio�DJs.
417
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,755
Pass?
418
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:48,494
Did�ya�heard?�Ed�died
and�left�a�bunch�of�money.
419
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,196
Yeah,�we�know�that,�Rita.
420
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,032
His�brother�looks
just�like�him.
421
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,838
That's�all�of�them.
422
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,640
My�brother�always
wanted�a�monkey�zoo.
423
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,543
Maybe�we�just�put
the�money�towards�that.
424
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,645
(knocking)
Hey,�Jo.�Gonna�go�home�early.
425
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:11,216
You�totally�don't�even
work�here,�so�go�ahead?
426
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,851
Also,�I�couldn't
help�but�overhear
427
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,353
all�the�pitches
for�Ed's�money,
428
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,022
and�it�got�me�thinking
about�Chickadee's�situation,
429
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,957
and�I�started
crunching�the�numbers,
430
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,827
and�it�turns�out,�we�could�use
Ed's�money�to�help�renovate
431
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,462
the�old�abandoned�high�school.
432
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,130
That�way�the�high�schoolers
433
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,299
and�Chickadee�wouldn't�have�to
leave�the�Rez.
434
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,535
You�could�also�name�the�high
school�Ed�High.
435
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,703
(laughing)
Anyway,�see�you�tomorrow!
436
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,877
I�think
my�shit-for-brains�brother
437
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,646
might�be�on�to�something.
438
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,049
Hey,�wait.
439
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,855
Before�you�go,�I�just�wanted
to�say�sorry�for�tripping�out.
440
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,324
That's�okay.
441
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,992
I�know�how�much
you�love�living�here.
442
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,929
Thanks�for�being
cool�about�this.
443
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,599
No�problem.
Love�you,�sweetie�bird.
444
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,034
Love�you�too,�Neebaba.
445
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,102
(horn�honking)
446
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,672
That's�my�ride.
Be�back�in�a�couple�months.
447
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,574
Remember,�be�safe.
448
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,910
Boy:
Yo,�Chickadee.
449
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,679
Wanna�shoot�apples
off�each�others'�heads?
450
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,549
Uh,�I�don't�know.
That�sounds�pretty�dangerous.
451
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,552
So,�uh,
better�put�these�on.
452
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,787
Fuck�yeah!
453
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,724
Roger:�This�is
Laughingstick�in�the�afternoon,
454
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,560
coming�to�you
as�a�free�man.
455
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:33,098
If�it's�one�thing�I'm�guilty�of
it's�loving�my�job.
456
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,701
Now�that�I'm�back�in�my�seat,
457
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,136
what�do�you�say
we�play�some�tunes
458
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,973
in�honour�of�my�old�pal�Ed?
459
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,909
This�is
Danny�Keemootch�with
460
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,246
"I�Hope�Heaven
Has�a�Pawn�Shop."
461
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,882
?
462
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,051
?�...Everything�went�right�?
463
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:02,894
?
464
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,329
Stephen:
Flower�petals?
465
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:11,169
?
466
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,572
?�Yes,�I�know...�?
467
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,906
Stephen�Harper.
468
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:19,077
I've�decided�I�will
be�your�best�man,
469
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,180
for�I�am�no�longer�a�boy.
470
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,615
I�am�a�man.
471
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,451
I�am�the�best�man.
472
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,887
Oh,�Paul!
473
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,422
?�...live�without�you�?
474
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,691
(chuckling)
475
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,059
?�For�some�strange�reason�?
476
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:38,063
?�I�need�someone�to�care�?
477
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:45,103
?
478
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,939
?�I�wonder�if�you�realize�?
479
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,375
?�Just�how�you�make�me�feel�?
480
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,614
?�When�you�say�your
love�for�me�is�not�real�?
481
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,086
?�I�love�you�even�when
you're�mad�and�you�throw...�?
482
00:22:01,136 --> 00:22:05,686
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