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LOVE ME
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Clara?
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-Göran?
-Yes.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Indeed, yes...
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And then I turned 11.
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That's when I realized that my
intellect surpassed everyone else's.
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I took up chess.
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I hit puberty shortly after that.
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Well, that's when my body
began to adapt to my intellect...
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Excuse me, I...
They just called from work.
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-I've got to go. I'm sorry.
-No worries.
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-It was great meeting you.
-Yes, absolutely.
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-This is for my coffee.
-Hey!
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-I think your coffee cost 44 SEK.
-Right...
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No, correction.
I know that it cost 44 SEK.
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-So you want another 4 SEK?
-Yes, fair's fair.
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Definitely, fair's fair.
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-God...
-What?
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Asking your date for 4 SEK?
I don't know what to say.
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If I paid for every coffee I had
with every egotistical woman-
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-that posts ten-year-old pics
on Tinder, I'd be broke by now.
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OK, Göran. But this look
you've got going on here...
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...does it feel modern to you?
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-You look like a clown.
-A clown?
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Why did you save the hair here
when you don't have any on top?
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On my way here, I decided
I wouldn't judge you too quickly.
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You're not making it easy for me,
showing up in pants like these.
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Appearances don't bother me much.
Personality is more important.
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Had you been nice or funny,
your hair wouldn't have mattered.
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You're just an egotistical man who
practices capoeira every weekend.
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And you're fucking stingy.
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Three good reasons why
you're still single, I guess.
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I'm not looking for a relationship.
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OK, so what exactly was
your intention with this date?
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-Just say it.
-I get quite a lot of sex actually.
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Congratulations, good for you.
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You won't be getting into my bed
any day soon. Here's 5 SEK.
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Damn it! Honey...
I'm so fucking late.
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-Where are you going?
-I have a job interview today.
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All my blood is down here.
My brain is starved of oxygen.
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-Can't you finish what you started?
-My bus leaves in 8 minutes.
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There's enough time.
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Damn, damn, damn...
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Hey!
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No, no! Fuck!
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I can't believe this! Damn it!
Fucking idiot!
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-There's another one in 10 minutes.
-I won't make it. Damn it!
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Damn it!
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-You're just too damn sexy.
-Well, excuse me.
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You're excused.
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Please come to my gig tonight.
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I can't, it's my parents'
anniversary. And I need to study.
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-You're such a goody two-shoes.
-I was born that way.
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You do want me to support
our future family, right?
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Yes, I do.
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Well, the college aptitude exam
is a good start.
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Sweetie...
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My wife and I are celebrating
our 40th wedding anniversary.
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-I want to surprise her with a trip.
-That's wonderful.
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-Where would you like to go?
-Well, my wife isn't very "portable".
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A place where you don't have to
walk very much perhaps...
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...or walk at all, really.
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You need
a handicap accessible hotel.
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-Well...
-I've got the perfect luxury hotel.
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I suggest the Lopesan resort
in Gran Canaria.
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You will get premium service:
Exquisite food, drinks, massage, spa.
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-Yes, well... Sounds expensive.
-All-inclusive. Five-star.
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Yes, but I don't think
five-star is necessary.
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The basic standard perhaps?
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-You said you wanted to pamper her.
-Did I?
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-At least that was the feeling I got.
-Well...
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We could explore various options.
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Luxury hotels offer
different levels of luxury:
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Deep Gold,
Silver Line, Sparkling Bronze.
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How about lower levels?
Copper? Tin?
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If you want to surprise
your wife with a nice holiday-
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-I think you should consider
one of our more luxurious options.
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You won't regret it.
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I can cancel the add-ons for personal
assistance and travel insurance.
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-But then you can't cancel.
-That won't be necessary.
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Let's see... Here's the total cost.
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You won't get it cheaper than that.
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But it's all-inclusive.
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-You can bathe in champagne.
-Yes...
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If you want to find
your sparkle again-
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-there's no better place
than Senior Love Romantica.
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-Senior Love Romantica?
-That's what they call it.
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So, what do you say?
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Yes, let's do it.
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GIFT FOR KERSTI
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-Sten!
-Hi, Ulla.
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-How is she?
-Good, she's good...
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-You've been in our thoughts.
-Thanks.
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-We didn't want to bother you.
-She's fine now.
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A call would make her happy.
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Is she well already?
Her rehabilitation didn't take long.
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Yes, well...
She's much improved at least.
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She almost died, didn't she?
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-Yes, she was very ill.
-She nearly died, right?
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-That's what I heard.
-We'll all die eventually.
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Now, excuse me...
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Isn't it awful? We all want to die
later rather than sooner.
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Yes, but neither we nor she
are dead or even close to dying.
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Poor thing.
Åke had a former colleague-
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-who suffered the same misfortune
as Kersti.
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He couldn't take it.
He committed suicide.
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Oh...
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Well, that's not the case
with Kersti.
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She's lucky in that way.
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But I can understand people
that can't live with it.
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-She's been brave.
-Indeed.
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And diabetes on top of all that!
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I can't begin to imagine
what it's like.
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No, you can't.
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I admire your ability to cope.
It must be hard on you too.
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I'm not the one in pain, so I'm fine.
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Look, I need to...
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-You struggled for a while, right?
-Yes, but we try to stay positive.
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Well done, that's the spirit.
Let me know if I can do anything.
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Yes, Ulla. Absolutely. Bye!
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Never again! I removed every
dating app on my way here.
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-You're so dramatic!
-It's not funny!
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-Do you remember the magician?
-He was great!
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-Did you like him?
-Well, I...
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-What happened to him?
-He managed to disappear, magically!
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All he left was his hat!
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I took him home and suddenly
he was nowhere to be found.
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-But the sex was magical, right?
-No, it wasn't!
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What was my point? First a magician,
then a clown. What's next?
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An agile little man
that fits in a bottle?
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That I talk to through the opening:
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"Darling, come out now.
I'm ready to start a family."
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What's wrong with people?!
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I've tried this online dating thing
and it just wasn't for me.
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-Come on!
-People crop their photos on Tinder.
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You think they've got hair on top.
Then they turn up:
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-No hair there. Saved the hair here.
-You're generalizing.
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I said I dated a three-man circus
within the space of a few months.
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-Who was the third one?
-That short guy.
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He stood next to a horse in his
Tinder profile picture.
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It was a Shetland pony!
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-Bye!
-Bye!
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It wasn't funny at the time.
I had to lift him onto the bar stool.
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You're exaggerating! Take it easy.
You've got a wonderful apartment...
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...a well-paid job.
You're beautiful and smart.
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-Why can't I meet someone?
-You're too picky.
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I just want to meet a man
that doesn't make me puke.
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If I hadn't met Vincent so early
I'd have been all over Tinder.
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I would have enjoyed seeing that.
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Do you remember Fanny?
"Bunny Rabbit".
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Yes, I remember her.
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She met the love of her
life on Tinder.
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They're having a baby any day now.
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Good for her!
That's my whole point.
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If men prefer women who look like
bunnies then I don't stand a chance.
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If she could find someone
on the Internet so can you.
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The Internet is full of crazy people!
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We, the so-called normal people,
need to steer clear of it.
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-There's someone for everyone.
-Yes, definitely. But not online.
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It's 2019.
Where else would people meet?
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-In the workplace.
-Bye, Clara!
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Well, maybe not this workplace.
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You'll meet "Mr. Right",
when you least expect it.
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-What a fucking cliché!
-Yes, but it's true.
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-See you!
-Drive safely.
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-Did they tell you to leave?
-They didn't let me in.
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They said it was a bad start
to be 20 minutes late.
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20 minutes late for a job interview
is a bad start.
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Rub it in.
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-Are you going to Elsa's gig tonight?
-No, I need to study.
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-Did something happen?
-What?
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-Between you two?
-No.
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-Why aren't you going?
-I need to study and so should you.
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You can't study for a
college aptitude exam.
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Either you're a genius or you're not.
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-Logic leads you from A to B.
-Imagination takes you places.
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Jenny, you're the kind of person
that everyone hates.
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You read stuff once and can quote
navigators, Chilean poets...
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But I need to study this crap
a thousand times to remember it.
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-3 raised to the power of x.
-What?
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The answer to A:
3 raised to the power of x.
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Damn! Thanks.
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What do you mean by,
"everyone hates me"?
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-I need to focus.
-I'm bored!
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Why are you here
if you don't need to study?
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-I don't know. I'm restless.
-You're restless? You're funny...
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-So you're not going?
-No, I'm not going! God...
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You're brave
to let Elsa roam free like that.
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Come on!
What do you mean, "roam free"?
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-As if I have her on a leash.
-That's not what I mean.
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-You know what I mean. She's not...
-What?
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-She's quite provocative at her gigs.
-I don't know what you mean.
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I'm not worried.
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Oh, look! A hickey.
That's very mature, Aron.
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-Just drop it! I'm not worried.
-Really?
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We know where we stand.
We love each other.
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-OK, Cupid. I hear you.
-Would you let me...?
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What the hell was that...?
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-Damn, this is great!
-Can you please be quiet?
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-To be silent is to consent.
-Shut up!
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-Aron! People are studying here.
-You're such an idiot.
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"Life's not a problem to be solved,
but a reality to be experienced."
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-Strindberg.
-Strindberg? No, Kierkegaard.
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If you want to get laid tonight-
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-maybe you should
go easy on the quotes.
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Who cares what a Danish
philosopher said 100 years ago?
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They want to know what
Zara Larsson wrote on Twitter.
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Firstly, it's 160 years ago.
He died in 1855.
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It's ironic that no one cares about
existentialism when it embodies-
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-a feeling of confusion about what
seems to be a meaningless, absurd...
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And after that little "info box"
we'll say goodnight.
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Are you sure you're
not coming tonight?
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As sure as Hawking was
about the Big Bang.
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Do you see Ville over there?
He'd like a piece of your girl.
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-He's such a fucking...
-Aron! I was joking.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Have fun with your equations.
-Use protection!
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Good luck!
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I met Ulla today. She's very odd.
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She wanted to know exactly
how poorly you were-
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-so that she could tell
everyone she knew.
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She was so worried about you,
yet she didn't dare get in touch-
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-because she didn't
want to bother you.
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She's hard to take.
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But I'm sure she means well.
She feels sorry for you.
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She was worried. But I told her
that you were on the mend-
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-and that she could stop by
some day.
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Ouch! Damn it!
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Are you hungry?
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Kersti?
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-Yes?
-Are you asleep?
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00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,770
No.
233
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,810
-The kids will be here soon.
-Right...
234
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:34,530
Let me help you.
235
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:37,410
There... Come here, honey.
236
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:40,490
There we go.
237
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:46,810
Hang on...
I need to get a good hold of you.
238
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:52,650
-Ouch!
-Are you OK?
239
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:57,490
No, Sten. I'm not OK. Far from it!
240
00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:02,050
Yeah, sure you are.
This is going well.
241
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:05,490
Are you OK?
242
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:10,610
-We need to contact Home Care.
-Why?
243
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:15,010
-You can't carry me around anymore.
-Sure I can.
244
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,970
I'm stronger than people realize.
245
00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:24,450
-Light or dark colored?
-Dark.
246
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:36,850
Sit still. Purse your lips.
247
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,570
Hang on.
248
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,770
There you go.
249
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:48,930
-Happy with that?
-Yes.
250
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:53,010
Stay right here. I'll get your dress.
251
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,890
And where would I go?
252
00:19:56,050 --> 00:20:02,650
We've been married for
40 years, honey. 40 crazy...
253
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:07,330
OK, maybe not so crazy, but...
40 years!
254
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:10,850
That's a hell of a lot of years!
255
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,770
-This one?
-It's too tight.
256
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:19,130
No, it has a loose and flowy cut.
257
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:22,810
-Not anymore.
-Did it shrink in the wash?
258
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:27,210
I've been sitting still for
almost 2 years. I'm too fat.
259
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:32,090
No... You're too hard on yourself.
260
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:36,450
-You're a beautiful woman.
-I wasn't fishing for a compliment.
261
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,810
Try it on!
It's going to look great on you.
262
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:49,770
Let's get this off. Raise your arms.
Hang on...
263
00:20:54,130 --> 00:21:00,610
-I don't want my life to end like this!
-Calm down, we'll get it off.
264
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,330
There now, honey...
265
00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:12,890
Everything will be alright.
266
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:17,090
There, there...
267
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,970
Right, let's eat.
268
00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:28,090
-How was your interview today?
-Well...
269
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:32,090
I was a bit late,
so they didn't let me in.
270
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,810
-What?
-How late?
271
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:36,810
-The bus was late, OK?
-OK.
272
00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:40,930
-How late was the bus?
-The bus was 20 minutes late.
273
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:44,930
They didn't let you in even
though the bus was to blame.
274
00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:48,770
-That's really strange.
-No, it's not.
275
00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:52,450
If you're a manager you want
your employees to be on time.
276
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:56,450
-Yes, but once? That's stupid.
-I know.
277
00:21:56,610 --> 00:22:00,330
-The next interview will be fine.
-Thanks, mom.
278
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:02,090
Sure it will.
279
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:09,530
I bought this wine for
our very special day.
280
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:14,890
-I brought a nice bottle actually.
-You're mean!
281
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,650
-Do you remember this one?
-No.
282
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:22,210
Yes, you do!
Well, maybe it's not that easy...
283
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:26,770
We had this wine on our first date.
284
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:32,210
If you want to start with a nice wine
it's in the kitchen.
285
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:35,290
No, this one's fine.
286
00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:39,810
-Damn it!
-Aron, seriously?
287
00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:43,290
-Was that my fault?
-You were pouring, so...
288
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:48,290
-Someone shook the bottle!
-No harm done.
289
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:53,170
-How old are you?
-Calm down. Clara, stop it.
290
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,370
A glass of red, honey?
291
00:22:56,530 --> 00:23:00,850
I just took a double dose
of painkillers.
292
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:03,770
Oh... We can skip the wine.
293
00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:08,530
-What?
-Well...
294
00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:17,090
-Water can be so tasty!
-You think so?
295
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:21,130
Yes, when it's cold and crisp.
296
00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,490
-Water?
-I don't have a glass.
297
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,530
I'll get one.
298
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:29,410
-Go get it yourself!
-You're on fire today.
299
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:33,970
-Thanks, dad.
-Do you have trouble walking?
300
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:39,610
-I'll pour you some.
-I want to try the wine.
301
00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:42,570
Thank you.
302
00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:51,210
There's nothing like
a glass of cold water.
303
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:53,770
I agree.
304
00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:58,530
If I had died in that car accident
would you be drinking water now?
305
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:01,930
-Mom, don't start!
-I didn't see this coming.
306
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:06,170
-A glass of water and a diaper.
-Must we always talk about death?
307
00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:10,410
-Not always.
-Thanks.
308
00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:12,050
But sometimes...
309
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:15,410
-What the hell...?
-Calm down.
310
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:20,610
-We don't get together very often.
-You know what?
311
00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:24,570
-Let's drink a toast to...
-Yes.
312
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,850
Why is it so difficult to celebrate?
313
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:32,850
I am celebrating.
I'm just skipping the wine.
314
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:38,650
-Even though you want it.
-Yes, but I don't need it.
315
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:45,530
But why? You're not making it easier
on me. You're punishing me.
316
00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:49,930
I want to see you drink
the wine that you've chosen.
317
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:55,170
You're sitting here talking about
this wine that's so damn special.
318
00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:02,450
Drink it!
319
00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:05,290
-I can help you dad.
-No...
320
00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:15,610
-The whole glass.
-That's enough, mom.
321
00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:25,290
-The whole glass.
-Stop it, mom!
322
00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:51,410
Did you take the
college aptitude exam?
323
00:25:51,570 --> 00:25:55,490
What the fuck do you think?
I'm a senior physician.
324
00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:57,330
Just asking.
325
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:08,890
-How about the main course?
-Yes, let's have the main course.
326
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:48,130
-How are things with you, Clara?
-At work? Fine.
327
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:52,570
-I made it on time today too.
-Smart ass.
328
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:57,450
Or maybe you were asking
about life in general?
329
00:26:57,610 --> 00:27:01,250
He wants to know if you've
met anyone. It's about time.
330
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,530
-Is it about time?
-Yes.
331
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:09,610
-Find a decent, well-educated man.
-It's more difficult than you think.
332
00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:14,450
You set the bar too high.
There's no "Mr. Perfect".
333
00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:18,410
-Even the sun has spots.
-Did you hear that, dad?
334
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:21,330
Mom can be so romantic
when she likes.
335
00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:26,210
-You're not getting any younger.
-You're not getting any nicer.
336
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:31,610
-Mind your attitude.
-Mind your food intake.
337
00:27:33,370 --> 00:27:39,650
Seriously, the dress you're wearing.
Isn't it a little bit tight?
338
00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:46,130
-I'm done here.
-Cut it out!
339
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,050
-Help me to bed.
-I'll help you, mom.
340
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:52,850
-No, finish your dinner.
-Now!
341
00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:55,690
-So dramatic.
-That was so fucking unnecessary!
342
00:27:55,850 --> 00:28:00,490
So she can speak to me
anyway she wants?
343
00:28:00,650 --> 00:28:06,650
I didn't mean to criticize you.
I was just criticizing your dress.
344
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:10,010
-I'll help you, dad.
-Sit down, Aron! I've got this.
345
00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,450
-Get me out of here!
-I will.
346
00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:14,850
Can't you let him help you?
347
00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:19,250
-Come on! She started it.
-She's ill.
348
00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:22,770
She's not ill.
She was in a car accident.
349
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:26,090
-She's not dying!
-Well maybe she had a bad day.
350
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:31,450
-Maybe I had a bad day!
-Fuck this!
351
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,970
-Where are you going?
-To study.
352
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,770
-For what?
-The aptitude exam. I told you.
353
00:28:36,930 --> 00:28:39,610
No, you asked if I had taken
the exam.
354
00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:41,530
Shut up!
355
00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:49,170
-Are you OK?
-Yes.
356
00:28:49,330 --> 00:28:54,050
-There we go...
-What a nice dinner, guys!
357
00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:58,490
-Would you like me to raise the bed?
-Yes.
358
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:03,130
OK, I'm leaving now!
359
00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:07,970
-There...
-That's fine.
360
00:29:09,690 --> 00:29:12,210
Would you like to
have dessert in here?
361
00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:18,570
-I can get it for you.
-I think I'll skip dessert.
362
00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:23,370
Don't listen to Clara.
She's just being silly.
363
00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:27,250
She's right. I need to get a grip.
364
00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:33,890
Even the doctor told me that I
need to lose weight to get better.
365
00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:40,170
I'll get you a pillow.
366
00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:53,730
-Dad, shall I do the dishes?
-No, I'll take care of it.
367
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:03,050
-What?
-I just wanted to say goodbye.
368
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,690
-There you go.
-Thanks.
369
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:10,290
You can't study for that exam.
You either have it or you don't.
370
00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:13,130
Get laid!
371
00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:19,410
What would I do without you, honey?
372
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:23,130
What would I do without you?
373
00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:27,290
Sit here with me.
We can watch TV together.
374
00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:50,210
I didn't mean to take it too fast.
Can you forgive me?
375
00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:54,570
Yes, I forgive you.
376
00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:01,970
It's been an amazing day!
What can I say?
377
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:06,290
Butterflies in my tummy,
so many strong feelings.
378
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:10,490
There's been so
much kissing today.
379
00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:19,450
My lips are aching
after all the kissing.
380
00:32:21,210 --> 00:32:25,690
She's an amazing kisser.
That's all I'm going to say.
381
00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:27,810
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Excuse me...
Could you let me pass, please?
386
00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:09,410
-A sweet tooth?
-What?
387
00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:13,530
-Do you have a sweet tooth?
-Mm.
388
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:18,930
There are more bags
if you need them.
389
00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:28,010
-Those are full of bacteria.
-OK. Thanks.
390
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:33,130
Today alone, 40-50
little kiddies' hands in there.
391
00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:36,010
-Mm.
-Mm.
392
00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:41,730
Hey... Take one of those too.
They're really good for you.
393
00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:54,490
-Hi.
-Two mandarins and a powerbar.
394
00:33:54,730 --> 00:33:56,210
-Anything else?
-No thanks.
395
00:33:56,370 --> 00:34:01,090
Have another mandarin?
You might as well go the whole hog.
396
00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:05,250
-I'll have one more.
-Yes.
397
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:08,010
Treat yourself to
a sunshine holiday.
398
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:14,250
People spend so much money
on luxury. Such a waste!
399
00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:16,410
Yeah...
400
00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:20,290
I just need to get something.
401
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,890
-Could you get me a cup of tea?
-Sure.
402
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:35,370
-Would you like anything, son?
-No, I'm fine, thanks!
403
00:34:38,090 --> 00:34:43,050
OK, this is me
investing in my future...
404
00:34:47,730 --> 00:34:49,130
You should be here!
405
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:29,130
-Seriously?
-What?
406
00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:33,490
-Are you following me?
-No, I live here.
407
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:36,890
OK.
408
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:55,530
-Do you live here?
-Yes, this is where my home is.
409
00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:09,610
No, I'm kidding. I don't live here.
See you! Enjoy your evening.
410
00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,810
Come on then...
411
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:28,970
Kersti... 40 years have passed.
412
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:34,690
I know you think
that luxury is a waste.
413
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:37,770
But if there's one person
in this world-
414
00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:42,970
-worth wasting money on, it's you.
415
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:48,570
I love you so much.
416
00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:53,890
Kersti? Kersti!
417
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:58,410
-Aron!
-I've got to run, dad!
418
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:01,690
Call an ambulance, for Christ's sake!
419
00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:07,450
Kersti! Kersti!
420
00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:10,530
Please don't leave me!
421
00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:33,130
Hi, mom. How are you?
422
00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:35,450
Oh, lovely!
423
00:38:37,370 --> 00:38:40,450
Of course. Wait a minute...
424
00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:47,930
Stupid windows.
What the... There, OK.
425
00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:25,690
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