All language subtitles for The Alfred Hitchcock Hour S01E28 Last Seen Wearing Blue Jeans 1080p

- Good evening.

Our country welcomes you

and may I search your luggage?

I find the life of a border
guard quite diverting.

It's very much like working
at the checkout stand

of a giant supermarket.

I also have a very lucrative
sideline.

I retouch passport photographs
for men.

The women prefer to retouch
their faces instead.

Since tonight's story

is called Last Scene Wearing
Blue Jeans,

it was first suggested
that I dress accordingly.

However I demurred.

I consider it undignified to
appear in women's clothes.

Our story concerns an English
family on a tour of America.

Because of a strange happening,

their tour becomes a detour

and they see more of the
continent than they had planned.

Their adventure follows
in just one minute.

- Stopping?

What time is it darling?

- Midnight.

Oh, it's still awfully hot.

- You must be exhausted.

- Not exactly, just
difficulty keeping awake.

I thought we could do with a
spot of tea.

- Mm, that sounds like a
wonderful idea.

- Lauren!

Wake up.

Lauren.

Now we're stopping for a cup of
tea.

- Here, I'll help you darling.
- Thank you.

- Where are we?

- Some place called Slawson in
Arizona,

near the Mexican border.

- Really?

But we must be in the desert.

- That's why we're driving at
night.

It's too hot in the day.

come on.

- Sit any place you like, folks.

- Oh thank you.
- Thank you.

- How 'bout here darling?
- All right.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Evening folks.

Hot enough for you?

- Yes, it's certainly is too.

- It'll cool off in an
hour, so what'll it be?

- We'd like some tea please.

- Iced tea.

- I think we'd rather
have hot tea, please.

With milk.
- Tea with milk?

You all must be Canadians.

- No, English.

- Oh, you making a trip?
- Yes.

On our holidays, vacation.

- I never dreamed it was so
far, New York to California.

- We rented a car you see,

and we're driving across the
country.

- Best way to see it.

Say, we have some homemade apple
pie.

You all want some?

- Apple pie, yes, I'm sure I
would.

Roberta?

- Mm, sounds lovely.

Yes please.

How 'bout you dear?

- No thank you, just lemonade.

- Coming right up.

- We're here now.

We go through El Centro, onto
San Diego

and then up to Los Angeles.

- When should we get there?

- Day after tomorrow I hope.

- Oh, not at the table, dear!

- I'm sorry but I'm so sleepy.

I think I'll go back to the
car and wait for you there.

- All right.
- All right, dear.

We won't be long.

- Grosse.
- Al, hi.

- Got the plates?

- No, Gato's got 'em.

He's expecting it.

- How about the slip?

- Yeah, I got that.

- Let's go back in there.
- Okay.

- We ought to be on our
way.

It's almost 200 miles to our
next stop.

- Yes, I suppose we
should.

- Now.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Oh dear, we seem to
have run out of stations.

I can't seem to get
anything on the wireless.

- Radio.

Americans say radio.

- Oh yes, of course.

Well anyway, wireless or
radio there's nothing on it.

Shall I sing?

- That's not quite
fair.

I'm captive audience, you know.

- Oh darling.

Oh, it gets cold so suddenly
in the desert, doesn't it?

I think I'll get my sweater.

Slow down a minute darling,
will you while I look.

David!

- What's wrong?
- Lauren!

She isn't in the back seat.

She's gone!

- Now just a minute
before you get so upset.

- But where is she, where is
she?

- Perhaps she's back at that
cafe.

- You mean where we stopped for
tea?

- Right.

Remember she left the table
before we'd finished eating.

- But she said she was
going back to the car.

- Yes.

Well, she must have changed her
mind

or gone for a walk or--
- But that was hours ago!

- Well, the cafe's open all
night.

She'll be safe enough.

- David!

You don't think something's
happened to her?

That some man could've picked
her up?

- That'll be about enough, of
course not.

No.

Lauren knows how to take care of
herself.

- How come you didn't show
up

at Kate's with the new plates?

- I get them late.

You have to come here anyway.

You want me to strip it,
the radio and heater?

- No, no, no, it's too late.

I'll drive it in as is.

Got a buyer waiting for it in
Mexico City.

- You going on through
tonight?

- That's right.

- Before you roll, Gato
and me

got something we want
to talk to you about.

- What?

- 13,000 American.
- That sounds interesting.

- You've been holding
out on us.

- What's eating you?

I'm the guy who has to pedal it
red hot.

- You know what the deal was.

A four way even split.

I lift 'em and you get 'em
with registration and plates.

- My garage is a good front,
yes?

Strip, paint, you think it's
easy, huh?

- Ah, skip it.

Without my contacts you
couldn't get rid of 'em.

Forget it.

- Except I ain't forgetting
the 13 g's the rest

of us got coming.

- Okay, so I'll talk to you

about it later.

I gotta get started.

- You ain't
going nowhere until...

- Is he dead?
- Very.

- We gotta get him out of here.

- What was that?

- I never seen her before.

- I have!

- Bueno, bueno?

- Yes?

Cates speaking.

- There's been a fight here at
the garage.

Grosse just knocked off Al.

- You meathead.

Now shut up and listen.

First get rid of him in the
desert.

- I understand.

- Then get that girl.

No, I don't remember any young
girl

coming back in here tonight.

- But you would
recognize her,

wouldn't you Mr. Cates?

She's wearing blue
jeans and a plaid shirt.

- Oh sure, I remember her now.

Of course I was not in front all
the time.

I had to be back in the kitchen.

- Perhaps the waitress might
remember her.

- Rose?

- Can we ask her?

- Well of course, Rose.

- What do you want, Vince?

- These folks have lost their
kid.

- Our daughter.

You remember us, don't you?

We were sitting at that table
over there.

And she had a lemonade.

After we left did she come back
in?

- No.

- Aren't you sure?

- Well yeah, I'm sure.

I'm trying to think that's all.

- It's like I said.

- Then we must talk
to the police right away.

Perhaps you can tell us where to
go?

- Be glad to.

We have a very fine constable
here.

His name is Batterman.

- Where do you find him?

- The least I can do is
take you there myself.

- Well that's very kind
of you.

- I'm sorry to hear about your
trouble,

spoiling your trip and all.

- I told these folks you'd
help them find their daughter.

- Sure Vince, sure.

- Well, Mr. Batterman, where do
we start?

- Well, we start with what we
know,

which ain't very much,
but it is something.

- What's that?

- Well, for instance we know
your daughter ain't in Slawson.

This is a little burg
and I know everything

that goes on it.
- That's right.

- And if she tried to
hitchhike say into Los Angeles,

well, she'da been picked
up by the highway patrol

and the boys would've notified
me.

So all we have--
- Wait, wait, wait.

You just gave me an idea.

Perhaps she did try to
hitchhike and got a ride.

Is that a map of this territory?

- Yes, it is.

- There are many places she
could go to.

So Lauren doesn't know this
country.

She might have lost her sense of
direction

and gone the wrong way.

Now there's just this
one main U.S. highway

going through Slawson.

And the second road, just
across the border to Slawson

from Mexico.

And here's a town, the
nearest one in Mexico.

How do you pronounce that?

- Dos Cucharos.

That's better than 50 miles from
here.

No, it doesn't make much
sense her getting a ride

crossing the border and landing
in Dos Cucharos, no sir.

- But it wouldn't be till
she got to Dos Cucharos

that she'd know she'd gone the
wrong way.

- Tom's right, Mr. Saunders.

Your daughter would've
been stopped at the border.

She'd know then, wouldn't she?

- Guess I hadn't thought of
that.

Well, we better find a
place to stay the night.

- I suppose so.

But we're very worried, Mr.
Batterman.

Lauren's only 17

and if she shoulda been
picked up by some man--

- Now don't you worry Mrs.
Saunders.

Your daughter's going to be all
right.

Now why don't you get some
rest over at the motel

and Vince and me'll
keep in touch with you.

- Thank you very much.

- David, I have a feeling
something's wrong.

- I think I know what you mean.

Those two are trying to stop
us from going to Mexico.

- Why would they do that?

- I don't know.

But I tell you what we're gonna
do.

We're gonna drive to Dos
Cucharos

and talk to the police there
ourselves.

Come on.

- You know the head cop
down there, don't you?

- Alfau?

Sure.

- Call him up and tip him
off just in case they start

prying over there.

Make up a good story.

Tell him they're
foreigners, troublemakers,

and he might end up in a lot of
hot water.

- Don't worry.

I'll give him an earful.

- Hello?

Get me Senor Alfau, the chief
of police of Dos Cucharos.

- Please wait!

Could you tell me where I am?

- Hey Americanita.

Baby, very pretty.

Bonita.

- No, please, I'm in a hurry.

- Hurry?

Plenty time, good time.

- No, no really.

I must go.
- No, you come with us.

We know Roco, red wine, music,
dance!

- No!

- Hey, do you want to kiss me?

- Found her yet?

- That's a stupid question, no.

Did you get rid of the stiff?

- Six feet of sand.

- All right.

- Miss!

Do you speak English?

Could you tell me where I am?

Town, name of this town?

- Ah, Dos Cucharos, Mexico.

- Mexico, Mexico.

Where is a police station?

Police, police station?

- Policia?

- Yes.

- No comprendo.
- Police, police station!

- No comprendo.

- I don't think I have any
money.

My parents have all--

- Oh no, no, no, no.

- Thank you very much.

Oh.

- Ah si!

- Thank you very much.

It's very good, really.

Just unexpected.

- I tell you man, we
should make inquiries.

This looking in doors.

- You ask questions
around for young chicks

somebody remembers it later.

She's in there.
- Good, we get her.

- Wait a minute.

Who's the woman with her?

- Maria Roco, a widow.

She runs the place.

- Any drag?

- The cops?

Mm, nah.

- Still she might scream her
head off.

We gotta handle this right.

Well, well, hello young lady.

We certainly had quite a time
finding you.

- Maria.

- You don't seem very happy to
see us.

- Maria, don't let them.

Please, you don't understand.

He killed a man.

Maria please, call the
police, the policia!

- Oh policia!

- That's right.

- That's a lie.

- Gato, give the dame the facts
of life.

I want to have a talk with the
kid.

- Maria, Maria, no!

Let me go!

I'll scream!

Maria, Maria, don't let them.

- You're going out of here with
us if we have to carry you.

You know what he's telling her?

That I'm a juvenile officer
from the United States.

It seems you've been a very bad
girl

who ran away from home

and I'm here to take you
back to your parents.

All right, let's go.

Right out the back door.

- My little doll.

- Hello!

- Hey, she don't go with you big
fat pig.

Sugar daddy.

- Tell these punks to
get lost and stay there.

- I fix 'em.

- No, we don't want any more
trouble.

You take the street and
I'll take the alley.

- You've seen her.

- She's gotta be around here
someplace.

- Let's try over there.

- Excuse me, we want to
see the chief of police.

- I'm Chief Alfau.

You're Mr. and Mrs. Saunders.

I've been expecting you.

- Thank you.

- Won't you be seated please?

- Someone must've telephoned
you.

- Yes, Senor Batterman.

That gave us an opportunity
to get right to work.

- And do you have any news?

- Unfortunately no.

But that can also be good news.

I've questioned my men and your
daughter

was not seen in Dos Cucharos
last night.

- She wasn't?

- And you checked everywhere?
- Certainly.

- But doesn't that take
more time than you had.

- You forget, senor, we
have only a small town.

And my men are very efficient.

Your daughter isn't here.

- What are we going to do now?

We can't just keep on waiting
and hoping.

- If we hear anything I'll let
you know

through Senor Batterman.

- Then there doesn't seem
much more to be done here.

- You must remember senor,

it is most probably your
daughter never

came to Dos Cucharos or Mexico.

- Perhaps if we stayed here for
a while.

- Our hotel, if you can
call it that, is not good.

No, I think you would be much
more comfortable in Slawson.

- All right, thank you.

- Adios.

- Darling, don't you think we

should make a few more
inquiries ourselves?

- I don't see the point.

If the police can't come
with anything, what would--

- Oh look, there's a
priest.

Let's ask him.
- All right.

Father.

Perhaps you can help us.

Have you seen a young English
girl either last night

or this morning?

Thank you.

- Daddy!

- You have reached the halfway
point

in your journey and you must
deter briefly

to the stations which carry this
program.

I shall be on duty when you
return.

In the theater before the
beginning of a new act,

an expectant hush falls on the
audience.

In television we take no
chances.

We drown you out with a
commercial.

- Here are your passports.

Did you buy anything in Mexico?

- No.

- And your luggage is
already in the United States?

- Yes.

We've only been in Mexico for a
few hours.

- Okay, go ahead.

- Oh Inspector.

My husband and I
accidentally became separated

from our daughter in Slawson
last night.

We've been in Mexico looking for
her.

This is a picture of her.

Her name's Lauren, Lauren
Saunders.

She's 17 years old.

Fair hair, blue eyes and
she's wearing blue jeans.

I thought perhaps you might've
seen her.

Has she by any chance crossed
the border?

- No, I haven't seen her.

However you understand
we don't inspect cars

leaving the States going into
Mexico.

- Oh?

Oh no, keep the picture please,

and if you should see her,

would you tell her that
we're waiting in Slawson?

- At the Sunset Trail Motel.

- I certainly will.

- We'd be so very grateful Mr.--

- Henderson.
- Mr. Henderson.

- Stop!

Please, stop!

I say are you driving to the
States?

- If Mabel can make it.

- Mabel?
- Meet Mabel.

- May I come with you?

- Sure, hop in.

Sure are a mess.

- Well, I don't usually
look like this.

- What happened to you?

- I'm in the most awful trouble.

- You don't have to start
crying.

- I've got a perfect right if I
want to.

- Suppose you tell me what's the
matter.

- You won't believe me.

- Try me.

- Well, last night we were
driving,

my mother and my father and I.

And now I don't know how to
get back across the border

into the States.

I don't have my British
passport with me, you know?

- So that's why you talk real
far out?

- Well, we were speaking it
first.

Do I really sound odd?

- Oh, it doesn't sound too
bad once you get used to it.

- Thanks.

Oh but you will help me to get
across?

- Oh sure.

Gotta think about it first
though.

- Couldn't you just continue to
drive

and think at the same time?

- They wouldn't let you
in a dog pound the way you

look right now.

Better, see if you can't get
some

of that dirt off your face.

And see if you can't do
something with your hair.

- I must look awful.

- Well, you don't look like Miss
America

or Miss England either.

Hungry?

- Oh yes, I am rather.

I say are there any cowboys
around here?

- Are there any dukes in
England?

- Don't be silly, of course.

- I know one over here.

- Do you?

Who?

- Duke Snyder.

- Oh.

I don't think I've ever heard of
him.

- Well, maybe not,

but the whole National League
has.

- Is this better?

- You don't look so bad cleaned
up.

Here's some crackers and some
cheese.

- Mm, crackers?

They look more like biscuits to
me.

- I don't know what y'all call
'em,

but they still taste like
crackers.

Which reminds me the way you say
things,

you know when we get to the
border,

don't talk any more than you
have to.

- Well I can speak a little
French.

- That'll be a big help.

Of course you do sound like an
Easterner.

I could say you're a
cousin of mine from Boston.

What do you know about Boston?

- Oh loads.

Bunker Hill and oh, the Boston
Tea Party.

And--
- Great, just great.

All they have to do is
ask you one question

and you'll be through.

Do you think you can learn
to talk like an American?

- Oh yes, of course I can.

- Don't say yes, say yep.

- Yep?

- You know, more through your
nose

and sort of cut it off and just
yep!

- Yep.

- That'll have to do.

Now try nope.

- Nope.

Nope.

Nope, nope.

- All I can say

is maybe if we're lucky
the inspector'll be deaf.

- What are you going to tell
him?

- Just leave it to me.

Sis.

- Turn it down.

- Huh?

- Turn the radio down.

Where were you born son?

- In the States, near Slawson.

- Is that where you live?

- On a ranch outside it.

- All this stuff belong to you?

- Yes sir.

- What's your name?

- Pete Tanner.

- What were
you doing in Mexico?

- I was on a camping
trip about three days.

- Who are you?

- This is my sister, Mary.

- Yep.

- She lives in--
- I didn't ask you.

Let her answer.

Where's your home?

- Oh, I live on the ranch as
well.

- What was that?

- I live on the ranch with my
brother.

- Wait here, I'll be right back.

- I'm worried,

I don't think they're
going to let me through.

- We'll see about that.

Hang on.

- I'm sure glad you had
sense enough to come in

and see me, Pete.

'Cause I know right where
this young lady's ma and pa

are waiting.

- What about her getting
kidnapped

and them two thugs killing a
man?

Don't you think you better get--

- I know very well what I'd
better do.

Sometimes kids run away and
make up their stories afterward.

She may want to change her story
tomorrow.

- I am not making up any story.

They killed a man.

- Meanwhile your ma and pa
are worrying and fretting.

So come on, let's go see 'em.

- Me too?

I gotta be getting home.

- You too.

I guess perhaps her parents
would like

to thank you in person.

- I oughta kick you outta here
in your fat seat right now.

- Well, you told me
to bring the girl around.

When she showed up with the
Tanner kid,

I had to bring him too.

- Try that again and I'll slap
you silly.

- Hold down the noise.

Over there and sit down.

- You knucklehead.

I pay you to use a little sense.

Now I've got two of 'em.

All right, get back to your
office

in case Saunders comes snooping
again.

- What are you gonna do with
'em, Cates?

- Get out of here.

- Don't worry Lauren.

Us Tanners are related to half
the people in this county.

- You talk too much, kid.

- I'm not worried.

- There's some beer out there,
get it.

- Mr. Cates.

Let us go please.

We won't say anything to anyone.

It wasn't my fault.

It was a mistake.

I just got into the wrong car.

- She's just a girl.

She doesn't know one
kind of car from another.

- You told Tom Batterman you
picked her up at the border?

- Yeah.

- Where's your car now?

- It's out in the parking lot.

Batterman told me to follow him
over.

- You idiots.

I gotta do all the figuring.

Drive his car around
and back out of sight.

Now what were you doing in
Mexico, kid?

- None of your business.

- What were you doing in Mexico,
kid?

- It's still none of your--

- Pete, tell him!

- I was on a camping trip.

- Oh, a camping trip, huh?

That's very interesting.

I hear though they have
accidents on camping trips.

- Well, I'm not camping tonight

and I was supposed to be
back at the ranch right now.

- Maybe you decided to
camp out one more night

near Slawson with your friend.

Your car turned over, you
had an accident, fatal.

- Yes, I understand.

Yes, of course.

Yes, thank you sir.

I'll do that.

Well, that was the British
Council in Los Angeles.

- What did he say?

- He said we should ask
Batterman to call in the FBI.

- The FBI?

Oh David, that means he thinks,

he thinks Lauren may have been
kidnapped.

- Yes darling, I'm afraid so.

Well, I suppose we should
drive onto Los Angeles

and talk to the FBI there.

- No.

No, I'm staying here.

- But you've done all we can in
Slawson.

Look, how about a drink?

- I don't want it!
- Well, just a little one.

- All right, just a
short one.

Yes?

Yes, this is Mrs. Saunders.

Who?

Oh, Mr. Henderson, yes!

Yes, we've been out all the
afternoon.

You think it was?

Was she all right?

Oh, thank heaven.

Yes, what was that name again?

Yes, yes I have it.

Thank you, thank you so much.

- Who was that?

- Darling, that was Mr.
Henderson,

you remember, the customs
officer.

He thinks he saw Lauren.

She was with a boy.

- A boy?

- He seemed to think she was all
right.

The boy's name is Tanner.

He lives on a ranch quite near
here.

Apparently he must've met
Lauren somewhere in Mexico

and he brought her back over the
border.

And they drove through
customs before Mr. Henderson

could stop them.

- T, T, Tanner.

Here's a Mel Tanner, Rural Route
Three.

- Is that you, Pete?

- No, my name's Saunders.

Are you Mr. Tanner?
- Yeah.

- Do you have a son called Pete?

- That's right.

- My wife and I are looking
for our daughter, Lauren.

- We missed her last night at
Cates Cafe.

And we heard just now
from the customs' officer

that she'd crossed back over
the border this afternoon

with your son.

- Well, maybe.

My boy's been down to Mexico.

He promised to be back and
help with the chores tonight.

Not like Pete to be so late.

- Well is it possible that
he could've called your wife?

- The Mrs. died some years back.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

But we're terribly worried, Mr.
Tanner.

- Well, don't blame you.

You say you missed your
girl at Cates cafe?

- That's right.
- Yeah.

- Well maybe after Pete picked
her up he

drove her back there.

- But Mr. Cates promised to let
us know

if she came back.

- Well, if it was me I
ain't sure I'd depend

on Vince Cates' promises.

- What do you mean by that?
- Well, he's kind of shifty.

I don't trust him.

Besides I'd like to know
what happened to Pete too.

Why don't we go and see
Cates and let me talk to him?

- Good.

- [Mr. Tanner] Vince
Cates, are you in there?

- That's my dad.
- Open up, Cates!

- Keep him quiet.

- One squeak out of you kid
and I get rid of your old man.

- You'll wake the whole blasted
town.

Hold it, I'm coming!

- Hurry up, Cates.
- I'll be in a minute.

Mel Tanner.

Miss, Mr. Saunders.

- You keep quiet.

One sound outta you and I'll
kill your ma and pa too.

- Yeah, we still
haven't found Lauren.

- Both of them.

- And my boy's missing
too.

Seems she hitched a ride
with Pete from Mexico.

- You heard
from your daughter, huh?

And she's with Mel's son?

- We just heard the message
from the customs officer

on the border.

They drove right past him.

- Thought maybe the kids
dropped by here to get a bite.

- No, no, no, no.

They didn't come in here.

I ain't seen your daughter,
Saunders.

Or your son either, Mel.

- Seems odd that Pete
didn't try

to contact his father.

- Well, sometimes kids
just don't stop to think.

Or they couldn't come in here no
how.

I been closed up since about
six.

The cook went home sick

and Rose wanted the night off,

so I figured it'd be a good
time to go over my books.

- Never knew you to
close down before, Cates.

Thought you were open day and
night.

- I gotta pay my taxes.

It don't pay to argue with the
collectors.

- Just can't figure Pete
taking off

without saying nothing about it.

- Now look, I can't help
what the two kids did.

They'll turn up.

Batterman'll find 'em.

Just give him a little more
time.

- Seems to me he's had
enough time.

- What kind of car
was your son driving, Mel?

- You've seen it
often enough, a Jeep.

- Well now, it shouldn't be too
hard

to spot that old Jeep.

Or your daughter either,
Saunders.

Pretty girl like that.

- I can't see how they can both
disappear

in a small town like this.

- Well, maybe I'm lucky
I don't have no kids.

But I'm telling you if I did,

I'd be hard put to know what
they's up to.

- Depends on how you raise 'em.

- There's no offense intended.

They're nice enough kids.

- Well, there's no point
in hanging around here.

- I'm sorry folks.

I'm real sorry.

You ever come through
Slawson again drop in.

- A bit large, don't you think?

- Well, that shirt
doesn't look bad on you.

It looks good.

- Really?

Well, I'll wash and iron
it and send it back to you.

- You're welcome to keep it as a
souvenir.

- And I'll send you a
souvenir from London.

Or perhaps you'll have a
chance to pick it out yourself.

- Meaning what?

- Well I've been working on my
mother

to have you come visit us next
summer.

- Hey now, that sounds like a
great idea.

- Well, we couldn't
have asked for a better day.

- Yes, you're very lucky.

- Goodbye Mr. Tanner.
- Goodbye.

- Bye, thank you so much.

Very kind of you.

- So long folks, have a good
trip.

- Come on, Lauren.

- Well, it was very nice knowing
you.

- Well, don't go getting lost
again.

- Nope.

Well, goodbye.

- Perhaps next summer Pete
can come over and visit us.

Could you, Pete?

- Mind if I miss some more
chores next summer, Dad?

- Might be arranged son.

- Come on Lauren.

So long Pete.

we take leave of charming
larcenous Slawson, Arizona.

By the way, you may proceed on
through.

I can now reveal that this
is not actually the border

of anything.

Just a device to keep the
audience until the play is over.

Good night.