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(light string music playing)
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(person groaning)
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Speaker:
I used to think my legacy
lay in the arts.
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In music, to be precise.
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My brother? Ugh, he was
a prodigy on the violin.
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Everything came
easily to him.
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Me?
I had to work
at things.
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(gasps) Did you hear that?
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Just the tiniest little bit
of fourth finger vibrato.
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What do you want from me?
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"Blackbeard Breaks
Ned Low's Record."
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(whispers)
I'm Ned.
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I told you...
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I haven't seen
Blackbeard's ship.
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(screams)
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I never did become
a renowned violinist.
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My record...
that was my legacy.
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Eighty-eight consecutive
raids at sea.
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(whispers) And he
took that from me.
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He took it.
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I don't know
where Blackbeard is.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I-I've been tracking
him for ages.
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I know exactly
where he is.
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- Why are you doing this?
- (whispers) Because, my love...
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I'm still
a musician
at heart.
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- (sizzling)
- (lighthouse keeper wails)
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God, that was
a beautiful pitch.
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That was really nice.
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(screaming)
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- (normal) Let's loosen up.
- (lighthouse keeper wailing)
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- A bit more
from the diaphragm.
- (sizzling)
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- Less from the throat.
- (deeper wailing)
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(gasps)
You have a lovely,
natural instrument.
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(birds cawing)
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(pensive music playing)
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(thundering)
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Oh, look,
it's scowl-y face.
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Oh, look...
you're talkin'
to me again.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I'm a bit drunk,
I thought you were Roach.
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Jesus.
You're really puttin'
that away, aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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Somethin's wrong.
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Feels like
a storm is coming,
but I can't see it.
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Or maybe you're
just a mopey twat
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and there isn't
a fuckin' storm.
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(sighs)
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Sorry about your leg.
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♪
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Fuck off.
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Ta-da!
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I put all of your
remaining treasure
in one room.
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It was all
over the place,
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and I was
tripping over it.
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And some of it's
quite ugly.
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Excellent.
A reminder
of all my guilt.
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A guilt room.
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Well, maybe you
could do something
good with it.
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I'm inside a snake, man!
I'm inside of a fuckin' snake.
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And I'm like,
I feel like a snake,
move like a snake,
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ya know, and I get a knife
and I just stab the fucker.
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And then I... (growls)
And then I, like, crawl out,
and then they're like,
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"Surprise!" (laughing)
'Cause it was my birthday.
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And then we just
spit-roasted that snake,
it was delicious.
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(chuckles)
So, um, (clears throat)
what do you guys do
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for parties around here?
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- Uh...
- Oh!
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Oh, yeah.
We, we rage.
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- (laughs) I thought you might.
- Oluwande: Yeah.
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- Roach: Yeah, we rage!
- Fuckin' rage.
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- D-Do you?
- Yeah.
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Oluwande:
Heavy on the rage. (chuckles)
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Hm, do we?
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I haven't crawled out
of a snake in years.
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Yeah, guys.
It's been kinda
slow around here.
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I mean, last night,
we just reorganized furniture.
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Yeah, well, improvement
in the flow is undeniable.
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- Have you seen this place?
- (crewmembers agreeing)
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Yeah, but I'll be honest.
We are a bit boring now,
aren't we?
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- Ugh.
- Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Well, it's a happy
coincidence then
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that today is
Calypso's birthday.
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- (gasps)
- Oh, yeah!
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- Yeah! Shit, that's today?
- Yeah, it certainly is.
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The most holy day
in the Calypsian calendar.
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And seeing as many
of us here are Calypsish--
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Oh, yeah,
I'm Calypsish.
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You're Calypsish,
you're Calypsish.
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Archie:
Wait, wait, wait.
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Is Calypso's birthday
something that you guys
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just made up,
just invented so that
we can have a party?
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- (Oluwande chuckles)
- Correctamundo.
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(all cheering)
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- Yeah, it is!
- Ay, Calypso birthday!
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You can buy new clothes.
Or how's this?
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Give a lot of it away
to those less fortunate.
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- (footsteps approach)
- Yeah.
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Hey, uh, Captains,
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um, your crew were
just wondering if
we're doin' anything
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- for Calypso's birthday.
- Calypso's birthday?
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Correct.
It's a day
of observance.
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By far, the holiest
of days in our culture.
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Traditionally celebrated
by a big bash.
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Well, we-- Definitely.
We should, um--
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Yes. We'll--
I'll, I'll get onto that.
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Have fun.
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(whispers)
We should do that.
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Yeah, uh, so
they're just tryin'
to Calypso you.
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Um, it's totally just
a huge made-up excuse
for a big party.
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Oh.
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Well, you know what?
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You could use
this loot
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to pay
for a big bash.
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Turn poison
into positivity!
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Poison into positivity.
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Prince Ricky Banes:
The evils of piracy
have plagued our nations
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and our communities
for long enough.
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Indeed, I was minding
my own business
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and I was beset by brigands.
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You?!
You robbed me?
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And those 20-something
brigands... took my nose.
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- (Prince Ricky screams)
- (slices)
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So, it's up to us
fine gentlemen
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to stand up against
this modern piracy
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and stay vigilant.
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(applause)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Remarkable speech, Prince.
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This was delivered
by messenger this morning.
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Oh.
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(lute music plays)
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Stede Bonnet:
Alright. Party supplies on Ed.
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- Jim: We're gonna need
flowers and lanterns.
- (excited chatter)
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Fang:
Ooh, we're gonna need a goat.
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And some rum.
A rum-drinking goat!
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So, what do we think
Calypso drinks?
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Bearing in mind
Blackbeard is payin',
so let's--
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
Then I reckon she
drinks a fine brandy.
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- One worthy
of a goddess.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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We've only got rum.
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One type.
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Cheap.
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- Well, we'll take
that, then. Yeah.
- Yep, yep.
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Blackbeard:
Hey, urchins, I'm gonna
change your lives.
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Here's 50,000 doubloons.
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You know how long it was
till I had that kinda money?
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A fuckin' long time.
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And here is a knife.
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You stab anyone
who comes near
that money, okay?
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I want a knife.
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Yeah, you can have
a knife, too.
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Pro tip here:
When you're
killing someone,
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okay, don't bother
stabbing, alright?
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Chances are they'll survive.
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You wanna slash
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big, deep slashes
side to side
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so the guts
all fall out.
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Hey.
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Did I see you offer
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both these
children knives...
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and a big bag
of money?
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Yeah.
Yeah, well, I just
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thought I'd give
these filthy, little
gutter rats,
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uh, the head start
that I never had.
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- Poison into positivity.
- Ahh.
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Are you a pirate?
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- No, we're not pirates.
- No.
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And you won't
be pirates either.
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Okay?
We own an inn.
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Yes, of course.
How can I forget?
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Blackbeard:
Don't pirate, kids. Alright?
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Stede:
Agree. Don't be pirates.
Don't be pirates.
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(tense music playing)
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I see you've received
our invitation.
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Hm. That's a very interesting
way to describe blackmail.
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Do we like the term
"blackmail"?
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(chuckles)
It's so unpleasant.
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Can we just say that I...
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(deep inhale)
I see you...
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clearly.
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Ah... Ah.
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Left a bit
of yourself behind
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- at Spanish Jackie's, eh?
- Auntie, please.
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He's been
through enough.
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He's disfigured
himself as a result
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of a business deal
gone wrong.
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No, no, we don't
need to pile on.
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I would be very careful who
you trifle with, Zheng Yi Sao.
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'Cause I'm a minor prince.
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- And that's why
we're blackmailing you.
- Ah.
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Again, I don't
like that term.
(chuckles)
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"Minor prince."
"Pirate queen who bent
China to her will."
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These are,
these are just labels.
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I don't wanna talk
about who you are.
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(laughs)
I wanna talk about...
who you could be.
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- (Zheng pouring tea)
- Prince Ricky: Hm.
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("Wasting My Time"
by Harry Mosco playing)
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Roach:
Here we go, guys.
The snacks are ready.
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(muffled music playing)
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- What's all this, then?
- I'm working on my look.
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Look?
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The fuck's a look?
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Well, tonight I'm going
as the Sea Goddess Calypso.
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I'm thinking
dramatic eyes,
dramatic lips.
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Drama on the cheeks.
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♪
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(crew cheering, laughing)
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Now, it's imperative
you do not sip until
Calypso herself decrees.
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- Roach: Ah! Come on!
- May the goddess have mercy
on this thirsty little guy.
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- (laughter)
- Pirate: Woo!
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(laughs) What is this?
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Archie:
Ah! Welcome,
ye party animules!
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- Oh, thank you.
- For you!
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Hang on,
that's my tub!
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Is it? Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I'm new here.
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The moving of the tub,
it's a sacred tradition!
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- Yeah, this guy's
devout as fuck!
- Just go with it.
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Fine. As long as it's
returned without a dent.
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- Jim: Gah!
- (Stede yelps)
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Do you feel that?
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- (Jim speaks Spanish)
- (Archie exclaiming)
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Roach:
Oh! She must be near!
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- (indistinct yelling)
- (laughter)
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Wee John Feeney:
Greetings, mortals.
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- All: Ooh!
- Whoa! Is that Wee John?
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'Tis I, Calypso.
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(crewmembers vocalizing)
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Raise your
motherfucking glasses
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or feel my absolute wrath.
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(all cheering)
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- (Wee John laughing)
- (indistinct yelling)
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(sings)
♪ La, la ♪
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Yeah, just play that.
Just follow my beat.
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(Frenchie playing
"La Vie En Rose" on lute)
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(sings)
♪ Hold me close
and hold me fast ♪
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♪ The magic spell you cast ♪
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♪ This is la vie en rose ♪
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♪ When you kiss me,
heaven sighs ♪
240
00:11:30,305 --> 00:11:33,876
- ♪ And though I close my eyes ♪
- (Wee John sighs)
241
00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:37,916
♪ I see la vie en rose ♪
242
00:11:38,215 --> 00:11:41,549
- ♪ When you press me
to your heart... ♪
- What's happening right now?
243
00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:44,090
- I think you did it.
- Did what?
244
00:11:45,089 --> 00:11:48,460
Turned the poison
into positivity.
245
00:11:50,094 --> 00:11:52,127
♪ And when you speak ♪
246
00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:55,400
- ♪ Angels sing from above ♪
- Come on.
247
00:11:56,066 --> 00:12:02,571
♪ Everyday words seem
to turn into love ♪
248
00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:04,473
- (loud bang)
- (all scream)
249
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,308
Stede:
Oh, God! We're under attack!
250
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,578
- (indistinct yelling)
- (cannon fire)
251
00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:11,517
- (screaming)
- Get down!
252
00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:14,049
Roach:
What's happening?!
Is it fireworks?!
253
00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:18,514
Good evening,
doomed crew
of "The Revenge."
254
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:21,293
(sighs) Ned Low.
Fuckin' perfect.
255
00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:24,860
Oh, I'm going to torture
you all, by the way.
256
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,933
(tense music playing)
257
00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:31,366
Ned Low:
Ya know, uh, we've never met.
258
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,535
But there's
a reason for that.
259
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,871
Because I only hang out
with cool pirates.
260
00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:40,609
No. The reason is that
I have always thought
261
00:12:40,609 --> 00:12:42,681
you were a very...
262
00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:45,714
generic pirate.
263
00:12:45,714 --> 00:12:48,083
Ya know?
Beard? Check.
264
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,851
- Hair? Check.
- Fuck off.
265
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:54,089
Tattoos? Check.
Ya know, just sort of
a typical, common,
266
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:58,693
dirty... bag of pirate.
267
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:00,896
I didn't even want
your fuckin' record.
268
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,801
I only broke it
'cause I was bored.
269
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:05,504
Mm-hmm. Hm.
270
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:10,572
Ya know,
music came very easily
to my younger brother.
271
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,873
Let me guess,
you killed him?
272
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:14,409
Strung up your
little fiddle bow
with his guts
273
00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:17,215
or something super
melodramatic like that.
274
00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:21,583
- Ooh, shit. Struck a chord.
I think you got it in one.
- Oh. (laughs) Yeah.
275
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,885
It's usually
something like that.
276
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,486
It's often
family-based stuff.
277
00:13:24,486 --> 00:13:26,454
I will (yells) not
278
00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:29,992
be undone by another
idiot savant!
279
00:13:29,992 --> 00:13:32,661
- (screaming)
- Fuck you!
280
00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:36,064
(groans, sighs)
You torture
like a bitch.
281
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:37,265
- Oh, yeah?
- That's good.
282
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:38,667
But maybe
don't encourage him.
283
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,802
Hey. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
284
00:13:40,802 --> 00:13:42,905
- It's me you want.
It's me you want!
- Oh, oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
285
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,139
- Don't! I'm gonna fuckin'...
- (screaming)
286
00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:45,741
...kill you,
you fucker!
287
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,609
Pirate:
This is really gonna hurt.
288
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,739
- (screaming)
- Just so you know.
289
00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:52,681
Relax. Oh, I'm
tender-headed,
ya know?
290
00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:54,583
(groans) Alright!
Okay! (yells)
291
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:58,153
(laughs) I don't think
the torture has begun.
292
00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,755
Wait, so it gets
worse than this?
293
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,324
Yeah, it gets
way worse.
294
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:05,093
So, what's the plan,
you weird fuck?
295
00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:07,429
Um, yeah, I'm probably
gonna cut your skin off
296
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,097
in strips
or some bullshit
like that.
297
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,299
You don't sound
very excited about it.
298
00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:15,270
Hm.
Uh, what are we, uh,
299
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,006
what are
we celebrating
here, guys?
300
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:19,141
- It's Calypso's birthday.
- (chuckles) Calypso.
301
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:21,509
- Uh, I'm Calypso.
- Oh, God.
302
00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:23,312
Guys, they (chuckles)
Calypso'd them.
303
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:26,281
- (all laughing)
- Ned would shit his pants
if we did that. (laughs)
304
00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:28,683
Yeah, Captain likes
a bit of whimsy
now and then.
305
00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:31,353
Well, I guess our captains
have very different ideas
about whimsy.
306
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,188
Uh, may-maybe
we should talk
about it.
307
00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:36,491
- No. Same shit, different day.
- (groans) Okay. Okay. Okay.
308
00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,360
- I'll shut up. I'll shut up.
- Ya know, whatever this is,
309
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,128
it's just gonna
turn me on.
310
00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,324
{\an8}- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.
311
00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:43,131
{\an8}Go fuck yourself.
312
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:47,236
Wow.
We were in there
for a, a whole day.
313
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:51,072
(sighs)
I guess this is
just engaged life.
314
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:53,742
Here's to...
24 hours of...
315
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:58,142
freaky...
uninterrupted love.
316
00:14:58,142 --> 00:14:59,418
Mm.
317
00:15:02,286 --> 00:15:05,154
Yeah, why weren't
we interrupted?
Where is everyone?
318
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,225
(crew screaming)
319
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:11,663
- That doesn't sound--
- Are we... under attack?
320
00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:15,101
(groaning)
321
00:15:19,571 --> 00:15:20,805
Comfy?
322
00:15:21,805 --> 00:15:26,478
Tighter, please.
I think you've almost
fixed my lower back.
323
00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,683
- (Blackbeard screams)
- Ned: Mmm.
324
00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:34,182
Alright, you idiots.
It's almost showtime.
325
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:35,617
Everyone settled in?
326
00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:38,286
Prepared to give
their finest performance?
327
00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:40,121
(crewmembers groaning)
328
00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:41,922
Can you hurry up?
329
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:44,726
Do you want it
done fast or do you
want it done well?
330
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,030
Both!
331
00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:47,629
(mutters)
Yeah, right. Both.
332
00:15:47,629 --> 00:15:49,697
Torturing us won't
get your record back.
333
00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:52,100
I know that.
I'm just doing it
for the lolz.
334
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,935
(groans)
335
00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:57,772
Now, you are
about to witness...
336
00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:01,480
a little something
I call... "The Symphony."
337
00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:06,114
Let's all tune up!
Tuning up!
338
00:16:06,114 --> 00:16:08,620
(all screaming
at different pitches)
339
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,157
{\an8}Black Pete (whispers):
Okay, so, let's see here.
340
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:17,058
Weapons.
Weapons.
Weapons.
341
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:20,532
Babe, here's everything
I could find that's
sharp or pointy.
342
00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:25,570
Oh, my God,
that's actually, like,
making me nauseous.
343
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:29,471
- We really have
to, like, do something.
- Yeah, yeah. No, no.
344
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:31,739
Maybe we just, like,
tell their stories.
345
00:16:31,739 --> 00:16:33,976
And in some ways,
isn't that the best
revenge?
346
00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:37,845
But we're not really
at the revenge step.
347
00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:41,850
We're sort of
in the, like...
pre-revenge window.
348
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,753
But there's a bunch
of them and two of us.
349
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,589
(crewmembers screaming)
350
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,025
Right, so, so,
so, like, a plan.
351
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:51,426
Yeah,
we definitely
need a plan.
352
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:52,460
And we probably
need more knives.
353
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,590
We definitely
need more knives.
354
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:54,663
Okay,
I'll go get some.
355
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,935
Okay.
Like, a bunch
more knives.
356
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:00,039
(groaning, screaming)
357
00:17:01,505 --> 00:17:05,373
- Ah! Jesus! Ah!
- No! You're late!
358
00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:07,612
- Pirate: I wasn't late.
- It really hurts!
359
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:09,544
Oh, thank you.
360
00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:12,218
It's nice to get a little
positive reinforcement
now and again.
361
00:17:12,684 --> 00:17:15,217
Don't talk
to my employee.
362
00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:18,353
- Oh, God.
- Oh, that's the problem.
363
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,355
You see her
as your employee
364
00:17:20,355 --> 00:17:23,358
rather than the person
she actually is.
365
00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,794
Okay...
kill him.
366
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,230
- (pirate groans)
- Alrighty, dumbasses.
367
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,000
- Let's take it from the top!
- (screaming)
368
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,867
- Enough trifling!
- Oh!
369
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:36,504
Release my crew
or Hellkat--
Is it Hellkat?
370
00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:38,340
Uh, it's actually
H-Hellkat Maggie.
371
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,141
- Oh, that's a beautiful name.
- Oh, thank you.
372
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,113
Hellkat Maggie gets it.
373
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:43,907
(scoffs)
Go ahead and kill her.
374
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:46,248
She can't even
tie a rope correctly.
375
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:49,017
Maybe I'm demoralized
by your constant
fucking criticism.
376
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:50,986
Pirate:
Me too. I've had enough
of the shiny fuck.
377
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,154
I don't like the way
it makes me feel
working for you.
378
00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:55,690
- Yeah, this job sucks.
- (Ned's crew agreeing)
379
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,392
You're mercenaries.
You don't have feelings.
380
00:17:57,392 --> 00:17:59,161
How about you stop
telling me who I am?
381
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,628
- Yeah, and she
has a name.
- Yeah.
382
00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:03,598
- A beautiful one.
- (door slams open)
383
00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:06,234
Black Pete (yelling):
Fuck yeah!
You wanna get crazy?
384
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:08,269
Let's get fuckin' crazy!
385
00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,539
{\an8}Guys, Stede's already got this!
386
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:12,574
- Oluwande:
Yeah. Where you been?
- We got engaged.
387
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:16,006
- All: Aww.
- Oh, I love that.
388
00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:18,347
Anywho, where were we?
Oh, that's right.
389
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,950
Your lot was turning,
weren't you?
390
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,751
- Hellkat Maggie: Mm-hmm.
- Stede: Good.
391
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:24,619
Guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys.
Come on. Come on.
392
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:27,688
Please.
Let's have a little professionalism.
393
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,927
Oh, now he's
saying please.
(laughs)
394
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,962
Who's comin'
in late now,
Neddy?
395
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:34,529
♪
396
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:39,267
Oh, in summary,
you have built
a pirate navy,
397
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:43,104
and you want the Crown
to pay them not to pirate.
398
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:45,374
Correct. Pay them
a living wage.
399
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,242
Then they will stop
stealing your shit.
400
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:50,645
Do you know where
a fifth of your nation's
treasure winds up?
401
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:53,215
- On the sea floor.
- On the floor of the sea.
402
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,483
Get out.
No way, the sea floor?
403
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:58,554
But you-you are
gonna end all that.
404
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,223
You could end all that.
405
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,927
Oh, because of Papa's
access to the Treasury?
406
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:07,595
Zheng Yi Sao:
Yes, but more importantly,
407
00:19:07,595 --> 00:19:10,827
because you're
Prince Richard Banes,
408
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,802
respected pirate abolitionist.
409
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:17,305
And you could be
the man to end
all piracy
410
00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:20,175
without firing
a single shot.
411
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,447
- (strikes match)
- Shot.
412
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,447
Thanks for
the treasure,
Bonnet!
413
00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:25,813
You're a good dude.
414
00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:27,983
Awfully sorry to hear
about your mum, Vincent.
415
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,484
Hope she's feeling
better soon.
416
00:19:29,484 --> 00:19:32,688
Thanks, Bonnet.
You're the fuckin'
man, bro.
417
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,755
Alright.
Full sail, dawgs!
418
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:37,793
Oh, and I mean
that supportively
and affectionately.
419
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,796
Ned:
You are all a disgrace!
420
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:44,966
I'll find you!
I'll hunt you down!
421
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,635
Hellkat Maggie:
Alright, gang!
Let's talk profit sharing.
422
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:50,706
- (Ned's crew cheers)
- Pirate: Woo-hoo-hoo! Maggie!
423
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,508
(Ned sighs)
424
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,977
So... Bland Beard.
425
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,482
How ya
gonna do it?
426
00:19:57,881 --> 00:20:00,952
I'm not.
I don't respect you
enough to kill you.
427
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,285
You're not
worth the poison.
428
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,821
What happened to you?
What happened?
429
00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:07,522
You used
to be a killer,
430
00:20:07,522 --> 00:20:11,694
but now you're
just a washed-up,
low-born...
431
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,765
- dirtbag.
- (gasps)
432
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,200
- Walk!
- Oh. Oh, oh, now this
is how ya do it.
433
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,336
This is what it's
all about right here.
434
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:21,607
Go.
435
00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:25,877
♪
436
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,415
Get up.
437
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:34,150
- (plank creaks)
- Ned: On the plank?
438
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,484
Yeah.
439
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,085
Oh, that is kinky.
440
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,989
You're gonna toss
me into the sea?
441
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,057
♪
442
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:45,727
Works for spiders.
Works for men.
443
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:50,432
Ya know, um,
once you kill me,
444
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:53,002
you are
a real pirate.
445
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:57,476
You're, you're not
an amateur anymore.
446
00:20:58,609 --> 00:21:00,436
Don't do it, Stede.
447
00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:03,749
Killing in cold blood,
you can't come back
from that.
448
00:21:06,484 --> 00:21:09,453
See? That's why
he likes you.
449
00:21:09,819 --> 00:21:13,723
It's because of your
bumbling amateur status.
450
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:16,662
You're like
a pet, I think.
451
00:21:17,295 --> 00:21:19,128
You hurt my crew.
452
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:22,364
You shit-talked my friend
and damaged my ship.
453
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:26,802
But worst of all,
you fucked Calypso's
birthday!
454
00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:29,204
(crew exclaims)
455
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,140
- (all agreeing)
- Fuck off.
456
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:37,412
Alright, well,
what would you like
me to do? Jump?
457
00:21:37,412 --> 00:21:39,782
No, don't forget
your fiddle.
458
00:21:39,782 --> 00:21:42,217
- (Ned screams)
- (loud splash)
459
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:44,920
(crew exclaiming)
460
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,223
(solemn music playing)
461
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:50,296
(cheering)
462
00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:00,803
I'll be in my quarters.
463
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,141
Izzy Hands:
Give him a minute.
464
00:22:03,174 --> 00:22:05,311
First kill's always
a mind-fuck.
465
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:08,814
I'm gonna check on him.
466
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:13,885
(knocks on door)
467
00:22:17,622 --> 00:22:19,291
Hey.
You okay?
468
00:22:20,191 --> 00:22:23,124
(sighs) Look, I was
a wreck after my first
kill as well.
469
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:26,161
I mean, well,
it was my dad,
so there's that--
470
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:29,832
(Izzy singing
"La Vie En Rose"
in French)
471
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:32,538
(Frenchie plays lute)
472
00:22:33,537 --> 00:22:38,540
♪ Je vois la vie en rose ♪
473
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:42,711
♪ Il me dit
des mots d'amour ♪
474
00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:45,680
♪ Des mots
de tous les jours ♪
475
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:50,551
♪ Et ca m'fait
quelque chose ♪
476
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:54,790
♪ Il est entré
dans mon coeur ♪
477
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,793
♪ Une part de bonheur ♪
478
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:02,397
♪ Dont je connais la cause ♪
479
00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:08,503
♪ C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
480
00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:13,909
♪ Il me l'a dit,
l'a juré, pour la vie ♪
481
00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:16,983
- (Izzy holds note)
- (all cheering)
482
00:23:20,451 --> 00:23:24,490
- (fireworks exploding)
- (Roach laughs, cheers)
483
00:23:27,224 --> 00:23:34,266
♪ Mon coeur qui bat ♪
484
00:23:39,203 --> 00:23:41,203
♪
485
00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:43,909
(fireworks exploding)
486
00:23:45,942 --> 00:23:52,247
♪ C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
487
00:23:52,247 --> 00:23:58,921
♪ Il me l'a dit,
l'a juré, pour la vie ♪
488
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:03,058
♪ Et dès que je l'apercois ♪
489
00:24:03,058 --> 00:24:06,261
♪ Alors, je sens en moi ♪
490
00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:11,934
♪ Mon coeur qui bat ♪
491
00:24:11,934 --> 00:24:14,602
(crew singing along)
492
00:24:14,602 --> 00:24:18,101
All:
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
493
00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:24,146
♪ Da, da, daaa, da ♪
494
00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:27,219
(cheering, applause)
495
00:24:29,786 --> 00:24:33,825
All (chanting):
One more song!
One more song!
496
00:24:34,692 --> 00:24:37,326
Izzy:
I've got one more song!
497
00:24:37,326 --> 00:24:39,394
(cheering)
498
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,068
(fireworks exploding)
499
00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:53,275
- (goat bleats)
- My apologies, guys,
but I couldn't let 'em
500
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:55,010
harm this
little fella.
501
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:57,179
So, we just went
and hid off the side
502
00:24:57,179 --> 00:24:59,681
for a couple of hours, here.
503
00:24:59,681 --> 00:25:01,450
And now I've got
really sore fingies
504
00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,919
from hangin' there
holding you! Yes, you!
505
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,154
Archie:
Mate, you got sore fingies?
506
00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:07,189
I've got sore footsies
and got tortured!
507
00:25:07,189 --> 00:25:08,657
- And we survived!
- Oluwande: Yeah.
508
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:11,963
- Let's fuckin' party!
- (cheering)
509
00:25:12,796 --> 00:25:15,130
- I'll go get
the fireworks!
- Archie: Yeah!
510
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,535
Ah!
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