Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:14,061
Speaker:
I used to think my legacy
lay in the arts.
2
00:00:15,299 --> 00:00:18,466
In music, to be precise.
3
00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:21,973
My brother? Ugh, he was
a prodigy on the violin.
4
00:00:22,473 --> 00:00:25,640
Everything came
easily to him.
5
00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,677
Me?
I had to work
at things.
6
00:00:28,677 --> 00:00:31,146
Did you hear that?
7
00:00:31,146 --> 00:00:33,252
Just the tiniest little bit
of fourth finger vibrato.
8
00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:35,383
What do you want from me?
9
00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:39,691
"Blackbeard Breaks
Ned Low's Record."
10
00:00:42,761 --> 00:00:44,326
I'm Ned.
11
00:00:44,326 --> 00:00:45,995
I told you...
12
00:00:45,995 --> 00:00:49,035
I haven't seen
Blackbeard's ship.
13
00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:55,607
I never did become
a renowned violinist.
14
00:00:56,908 --> 00:01:01,780
My record...
that was my legacy.
15
00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:07,619
Eighty-eight consecutive
raids at sea.
16
00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,352
And he
took that from me.
17
00:01:10,352 --> 00:01:12,058
He took it.
18
00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:15,894
I don't know
where Blackbeard is.
19
00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,996
No, no, no, no, no.
I-I've been tracking
him for ages.
20
00:01:20,996 --> 00:01:23,398
I know exactly
where he is.
21
00:01:23,398 --> 00:01:27,169
- Why are you doing this?
- Because, my love...
22
00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:29,708
I'm still
a musician
at heart.
23
00:01:33,477 --> 00:01:35,944
God, that was
a beautiful pitch.
24
00:01:35,944 --> 00:01:38,017
That was really nice.
25
00:01:43,921 --> 00:01:45,920
Let's loosen up.
26
00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,623
A bit more
from the diaphragm.
27
00:01:48,623 --> 00:01:51,026
Less from the throat.
28
00:01:51,026 --> 00:01:55,001
You have a lovely,
natural instrument.
29
00:02:14,252 --> 00:02:17,452
Oh, look,
it's scowl-y face.
30
00:02:17,452 --> 00:02:20,960
Oh, look...
you're talkin'
to me again.
31
00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,692
Yeah.
32
00:02:23,692 --> 00:02:26,398
Sorry, I'm a bit drunk,
I thought you were Roach.
33
00:02:28,132 --> 00:02:31,334
Jesus.
You're really puttin'
that away, aren't you?
34
00:02:31,334 --> 00:02:33,168
Yes, I am.
35
00:02:33,168 --> 00:02:34,836
Somethin's wrong.
36
00:02:34,836 --> 00:02:37,709
Feels like
a storm is coming,
but I can't see it.
37
00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:41,243
Or maybe you're
just a mopey twat
38
00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:43,249
and there isn't
a fuckin' storm.
39
00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:56,692
Sorry about your leg.
40
00:02:56,692 --> 00:02:58,694
♪
41
00:02:58,694 --> 00:03:00,399
Fuck off.
42
00:03:01,866 --> 00:03:03,101
Ta-da!
43
00:03:03,733 --> 00:03:07,435
I put all of your
remaining treasure
in one room.
44
00:03:07,435 --> 00:03:08,470
It was all
over the place,
45
00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:10,138
and I was
tripping over it.
46
00:03:10,138 --> 00:03:12,043
And some of it's
quite ugly.
47
00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:15,780
Excellent.
A reminder
of all my guilt.
48
00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,749
A guilt room.
49
00:03:19,216 --> 00:03:21,887
Well, maybe you
could do something
good with it.
50
00:03:23,382 --> 00:03:26,854
I'm inside a snake, man!
I'm inside of a fuckin' snake.
51
00:03:26,854 --> 00:03:29,191
And I'm like,
I feel like a snake,
move like a snake,
52
00:03:29,191 --> 00:03:31,826
ya know, and I get a knife
and I just stab the fucker.
53
00:03:31,826 --> 00:03:35,163
And then I...
And then I, like, crawl out,
and then they're like,
54
00:03:35,163 --> 00:03:38,803
"Surprise!"
'Cause it was my birthday.
55
00:03:39,336 --> 00:03:42,036
And then we just
spit-roasted that snake,
it was delicious.
56
00:03:42,036 --> 00:03:45,340
So, um,
what do you guys do
57
00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:46,542
for parties around here?
58
00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:47,879
- Uh...
- Oh!
59
00:03:48,779 --> 00:03:50,379
Oh, yeah.
We, we rage.
60
00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,414
- I thought you might.
- Oluwande: Yeah.
61
00:03:52,414 --> 00:03:54,484
- Roach: Yeah, we rage!
- Fuckin' rage.
62
00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,851
- D-Do you?
- Yeah.
63
00:03:55,851 --> 00:03:57,520
Oluwande:
Heavy on the rage.
64
00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,125
Hm, do we?
65
00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:02,723
I haven't crawled out
of a snake in years.
66
00:04:02,723 --> 00:04:05,694
Yeah, guys.
It's been kinda
slow around here.
67
00:04:05,694 --> 00:04:08,596
I mean, last night,
we just reorganized furniture.
68
00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,731
Yeah, well, improvement
in the flow is undeniable.
69
00:04:10,731 --> 00:04:13,368
Have you seen this place?
70
00:04:13,368 --> 00:04:15,871
Yeah, but I'll be honest.
We are a bit boring now,
aren't we?
71
00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:17,773
- Ugh.
- Yeah, yeah, that's right.
72
00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:20,108
Well, it's a happy
coincidence then
73
00:04:20,108 --> 00:04:22,745
that today is
Calypso's birthday.
74
00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:24,845
Oh, yeah!
75
00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:27,949
- Yeah! Shit, that's today?
- Yeah, it certainly is.
76
00:04:27,949 --> 00:04:30,185
The most holy day
in the Calypsian calendar.
77
00:04:30,185 --> 00:04:32,520
And seeing as many
of us here are Calypsish--
78
00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,588
Oh, yeah,
I'm Calypsish.
79
00:04:33,588 --> 00:04:35,256
You're Calypsish,
you're Calypsish.
80
00:04:35,256 --> 00:04:36,558
Archie:
Wait, wait, wait.
81
00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:39,427
Is Calypso's birthday
something that you guys
82
00:04:39,427 --> 00:04:43,469
just made up,
just invented so that
we can have a party?
83
00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:48,070
Correctamundo.
84
00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:52,474
- Yeah, it is!
- Ay, Calypso birthday!
85
00:04:52,474 --> 00:04:55,110
You can buy new clothes.
Or how's this?
86
00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:59,581
Give a lot of it away
to those less fortunate.
87
00:04:59,581 --> 00:05:01,249
Yeah.
88
00:05:01,249 --> 00:05:03,418
Hey, uh, Captains,
89
00:05:03,418 --> 00:05:05,754
um, your crew were
just wondering if
we're doin' anything
90
00:05:05,754 --> 00:05:08,223
- for Calypso's birthday.
- Calypso's birthday?
91
00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:09,992
Correct.
It's a day
of observance.
92
00:05:09,992 --> 00:05:11,961
By far, the holiest
of days in our culture.
93
00:05:11,961 --> 00:05:14,229
Traditionally celebrated
by a big bash.
94
00:05:14,229 --> 00:05:16,899
Well, we-- Definitely.
We should, um--
95
00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,505
Yes. We'll--
I'll, I'll get onto that.
96
00:05:20,204 --> 00:05:21,570
Have fun.
97
00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,074
We should do that.
98
00:05:23,773 --> 00:05:27,309
Yeah, uh, so
they're just tryin'
to Calypso you.
99
00:05:27,309 --> 00:05:32,348
Um, it's totally just
a huge made-up excuse
for a big party.
100
00:05:32,348 --> 00:05:34,182
Oh.
101
00:05:34,182 --> 00:05:35,250
Well, you know what?
102
00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,819
You could use
this loot
103
00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:38,621
to pay
for a big bash.
104
00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:41,093
Turn poison
into positivity!
105
00:05:43,661 --> 00:05:46,093
Poison into positivity.
106
00:05:46,093 --> 00:05:49,832
Prince Ricky Banes:
The evils of piracy
have plagued our nations
107
00:05:49,832 --> 00:05:53,969
and our communities
for long enough.
108
00:05:53,969 --> 00:05:57,840
Indeed, I was minding
my own business
109
00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,778
and I was beset by brigands.
110
00:06:00,678 --> 00:06:02,581
You?!
You robbed me?
111
00:06:03,147 --> 00:06:09,217
And those 20-something
brigands... took my nose.
112
00:06:10,952 --> 00:06:14,990
So, it's up to us
fine gentlemen
113
00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:20,328
to stand up against
this modern piracy
114
00:06:20,328 --> 00:06:22,565
and stay vigilant.
115
00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:31,340
Remarkable speech, Prince.
116
00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:34,413
This was delivered
by messenger this morning.
117
00:06:40,952 --> 00:06:42,879
Oh.
118
00:06:45,381 --> 00:06:47,750
Stede Bonnet:
Alright. Party supplies on Ed.
119
00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:51,026
Jim: We're gonna need
flowers and lanterns.
120
00:06:51,026 --> 00:06:52,427
Fang:
Ooh, we're gonna need a goat.
121
00:06:52,427 --> 00:06:54,662
And some rum.
A rum-drinking goat!
122
00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:56,431
So, what do we think
Calypso drinks?
123
00:06:56,431 --> 00:06:58,333
Bearing in mind
Blackbeard is payin',
so let's--
124
00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:02,570
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Then I reckon she
drinks a fine brandy.
125
00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,373
- One worthy
of a goddess.
- Yeah.
126
00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:05,240
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
127
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,576
We've only got rum.
128
00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:07,846
One type.
129
00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,316
Cheap.
130
00:07:11,782 --> 00:07:13,752
- Well, we'll take
that, then. Yeah.
- Yep, yep.
131
00:07:14,384 --> 00:07:16,118
Blackbeard:
Hey, urchins, I'm gonna
change your lives.
132
00:07:16,118 --> 00:07:18,422
Here's 50,000 doubloons.
133
00:07:18,888 --> 00:07:21,093
You know how long it was
till I had that kinda money?
134
00:07:23,989 --> 00:07:25,864
A fuckin' long time.
135
00:07:26,731 --> 00:07:28,767
And here is a knife.
136
00:07:29,299 --> 00:07:32,034
You stab anyone
who comes near
that money, okay?
137
00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,405
I want a knife.
138
00:07:33,771 --> 00:07:35,341
Yeah, you can have
a knife, too.
139
00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:38,706
Pro tip here:
When you're
killing someone,
140
00:07:38,706 --> 00:07:41,104
okay, don't bother
stabbing, alright?
141
00:07:41,104 --> 00:07:42,244
Chances are they'll survive.
142
00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,445
You wanna slash
143
00:07:43,445 --> 00:07:45,246
big, deep slashes
side to side
144
00:07:45,246 --> 00:07:46,785
so the guts
all fall out.
145
00:07:47,586 --> 00:07:48,784
Hey.
146
00:07:48,784 --> 00:07:50,753
Did I see you offer
147
00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:53,655
both these
children knives...
148
00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:55,423
and a big bag
of money?
149
00:07:55,423 --> 00:07:57,927
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I just
150
00:07:57,927 --> 00:08:00,228
thought I'd give
these filthy, little
gutter rats,
151
00:08:00,228 --> 00:08:02,631
uh, the head start
that I never had.
152
00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:04,933
- Poison into positivity.
- Ahh.
153
00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:05,968
Are you a pirate?
154
00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:07,435
- No, we're not pirates.
- No.
155
00:08:07,435 --> 00:08:09,437
And you won't
be pirates either.
156
00:08:09,437 --> 00:08:11,506
Okay?
We own an inn.
157
00:08:11,506 --> 00:08:13,044
Yes, of course.
How can I forget?
158
00:08:13,677 --> 00:08:15,110
Blackbeard:
Don't pirate, kids. Alright?
159
00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,012
Stede:
Agree. Don't be pirates.
Don't be pirates.
160
00:08:21,185 --> 00:08:23,855
I see you've received
our invitation.
161
00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:28,593
Hm. That's a very interesting
way to describe blackmail.
162
00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:31,694
Do we like the term
"blackmail"?
163
00:08:31,694 --> 00:08:33,362
It's so unpleasant.
164
00:08:33,362 --> 00:08:35,030
Can we just say that I...
165
00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:37,736
I see you...
166
00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:39,838
clearly.
167
00:08:40,372 --> 00:08:42,140
Ah... Ah.
168
00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:43,771
Left a bit
of yourself behind
169
00:08:43,771 --> 00:08:46,975
- at Spanish Jackie's, eh?
- Auntie, please.
170
00:08:46,975 --> 00:08:48,643
He's been
through enough.
171
00:08:48,643 --> 00:08:50,273
He's disfigured
himself as a result
172
00:08:50,273 --> 00:08:51,881
of a business deal
gone wrong.
173
00:08:51,881 --> 00:08:53,852
No, no, we don't
need to pile on.
174
00:08:54,384 --> 00:09:00,623
I would be very careful who
you trifle with, Zheng Yi Sao.
175
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,391
'Cause I'm a minor prince.
176
00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:05,660
- And that's why
we're blackmailing you.
- Ah.
177
00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:08,028
Again, I don't
like that term.
178
00:09:08,028 --> 00:09:12,328
"Minor prince."
"Pirate queen who bent
China to her will."
179
00:09:12,328 --> 00:09:14,236
These are,
these are just labels.
180
00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:16,905
I don't wanna talk
about who you are.
181
00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:21,342
I wanna talk about...
who you could be.
182
00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:23,979
Prince Ricky: Hm.
183
00:09:27,548 --> 00:09:30,018
Roach:
Here we go, guys.
The snacks are ready.
184
00:09:35,392 --> 00:09:38,430
- What's all this, then?
- I'm working on my look.
185
00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:40,266
Look?
186
00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:43,301
The fuck's a look?
187
00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:46,667
Well, tonight I'm going
as the Sea Goddess Calypso.
188
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:51,743
I'm thinking
dramatic eyes,
dramatic lips.
189
00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:54,076
Drama on the cheeks.
190
00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:56,679
♪
191
00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:05,753
Now, it's imperative
you do not sip until
Calypso herself decrees.
192
00:10:05,753 --> 00:10:09,791
- Roach: Ah! Come on!
- May the goddess have mercy
on this thirsty little guy.
193
00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:12,698
Pirate: Woo!
194
00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:15,497
What is this?
195
00:10:15,497 --> 00:10:17,867
Archie:
Ah! Welcome,
ye party animules!
196
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,401
- Oh, thank you.
- For you!
197
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,635
Hang on,
that's my tub!
198
00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:23,405
Is it? Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I'm new here.
199
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,441
The moving of the tub,
it's a sacred tradition!
200
00:10:26,441 --> 00:10:30,045
- Yeah, this guy's
devout as fuck!
- Just go with it.
201
00:10:30,045 --> 00:10:32,648
Fine. As long as it's
returned without a dent.
202
00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:33,815
Jim: Gah!
203
00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:35,283
Do you feel that?
204
00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:40,422
Roach:
Oh! She must be near!
205
00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:44,927
Wee John Feeney:
Greetings, mortals.
206
00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:48,058
- All: Ooh!
- Whoa! Is that Wee John?
207
00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:49,998
'Tis I, Calypso.
208
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:55,505
Raise your
motherfucking glasses
209
00:10:55,505 --> 00:10:58,308
or feel my absolute wrath.
210
00:11:04,112 --> 00:11:06,081
♪ La, la ♪
211
00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:08,353
Yeah, just play that.
Just follow my beat.
212
00:11:13,657 --> 00:11:18,126
♪ Hold me close
and hold me fast ♪
213
00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:21,330
♪ The magic spell you cast ♪
214
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:26,135
♪ This is la vie en rose ♪
215
00:11:26,135 --> 00:11:30,305
♪ When you kiss me,
heaven sighs ♪
216
00:11:30,305 --> 00:11:33,876
♪ And though I close my eyes ♪
217
00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:37,916
♪ I see la vie en rose ♪
218
00:11:38,215 --> 00:11:41,549
- ♪ When you press me
to your heart... ♪
- What's happening right now?
219
00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:44,090
- I think you did it.
- Did what?
220
00:11:45,089 --> 00:11:48,460
Turned the poison
into positivity.
221
00:11:50,094 --> 00:11:52,127
♪ And when you speak ♪
222
00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:55,400
- ♪ Angels sing from above ♪
- Come on.
223
00:11:56,066 --> 00:12:02,571
♪ Everyday words seem
to turn into love ♪
224
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,308
Stede:
Oh, God! We're under attack!
225
00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:11,517
Get down!
226
00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:14,049
Roach:
What's happening?!
Is it fireworks?!
227
00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:18,514
Good evening,
doomed crew
of "The Revenge."
228
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:21,293
Ned Low.
Fuckin' perfect.
229
00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:24,860
Oh, I'm going to torture
you all, by the way.
230
00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:31,366
Ned Low:
Ya know, uh, we've never met.
231
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,535
But there's
a reason for that.
232
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,871
Because I only hang out
with cool pirates.
233
00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:40,609
No. The reason is that
I have always thought
234
00:12:40,609 --> 00:12:42,681
you were a very...
235
00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:45,714
generic pirate.
236
00:12:45,714 --> 00:12:48,083
Ya know?
Beard? Check.
237
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,851
- Hair? Check.
- Fuck off.
238
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:54,089
Tattoos? Check.
Ya know, just sort of
a typical, common,
239
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:58,693
dirty... bag of pirate.
240
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:00,896
I didn't even want
your fuckin' record.
241
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,801
I only broke it
'cause I was bored.
242
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:05,504
Mm-hmm. Hm.
243
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:10,572
Ya know,
music came very easily
to my younger brother.
244
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,873
Let me guess,
you killed him?
245
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:14,409
Strung up your
little fiddle bow
with his guts
246
00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:17,215
or something super
melodramatic like that.
247
00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:21,583
- Ooh, shit. Struck a chord.
I think you got it in one.
- Oh. Yeah.
248
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,885
It's usually
something like that.
249
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,486
It's often
family-based stuff.
250
00:13:24,486 --> 00:13:26,454
I will not
251
00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:29,992
be undone by another
idiot savant!
252
00:13:29,992 --> 00:13:32,661
Fuck you!
253
00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:36,064
You torture
like a bitch.
254
00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:37,265
- Oh, yeah?
- That's good.
255
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:38,667
But maybe
don't encourage him.
256
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,802
Hey. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
257
00:13:40,802 --> 00:13:42,905
- It's me you want.
It's me you want!
- Oh, oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
258
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,139
Don't! I'm gonna fuckin'...
259
00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:45,741
...kill you,
you fucker!
260
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,609
Pirate:
This is really gonna hurt.
261
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,739
Just so you know.
262
00:13:49,739 --> 00:13:52,681
Relax. Oh, I'm
tender-headed,
ya know?
263
00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:54,583
- Alright!
- Okay!
264
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:58,153
I don't think
the torture has begun.
265
00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,755
Wait, so it gets
worse than this?
266
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,324
Yeah, it gets
way worse.
267
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:05,093
So, what's the plan,
you weird fuck?
268
00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:07,429
Um, yeah, I'm probably
gonna cut your skin off
269
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,097
in strips
or some bullshit
like that.
270
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,299
You don't sound
very excited about it.
271
00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:15,270
Hm.
Uh, what are we, uh,
272
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,006
what are
we celebrating
here, guys?
273
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:19,141
- It's Calypso's birthday.
- Calypso.
274
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:21,509
- Uh, I'm Calypso.
- Oh, God.
275
00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:23,312
Guys, they
Calypso'd them.
276
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:26,281
Ned would shit his pants
if we did that.
277
00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:28,683
Yeah, Captain likes
a bit of whimsy
now and then.
278
00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:31,353
Well, I guess our captains
have very different ideas
about whimsy.
279
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,188
Uh, may-maybe
we should talk
about it.
280
00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:36,491
- No. Same shit, different day.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
281
00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,360
- I'll shut up. I'll shut up.
- Ya know, whatever this is,
282
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,128
it's just gonna
turn me on.
283
00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,324
{\an8}- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.
284
00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:43,131
{\an8}Go fuck yourself.
285
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:47,236
Wow.
We were in there
for a, a whole day.
286
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:51,072
I guess this is
just engaged life.
287
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:53,742
Here's to...
24 hours of...
288
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:58,142
freaky...
uninterrupted love.
289
00:14:58,142 --> 00:14:59,418
Mm.
290
00:15:02,286 --> 00:15:05,154
Yeah, why weren't
we interrupted?
Where is everyone?
291
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:11,663
- That doesn't sound--
- Are we... under attack?
292
00:15:19,571 --> 00:15:20,805
Comfy?
293
00:15:21,805 --> 00:15:26,478
Tighter, please.
I think you've almost
fixed my lower back.
294
00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,683
Ned: Mmm.
295
00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:34,182
Alright, you idiots.
It's almost showtime.
296
00:15:34,182 --> 00:15:35,617
Everyone settled in?
297
00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:38,286
Prepared to give
their finest performance?
298
00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:41,922
Can you hurry up?
299
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:44,726
Do you want it
done fast or do you
want it done well?
300
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,030
Both!
301
00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:47,629
Yeah, right. Both.
302
00:15:47,629 --> 00:15:49,697
Torturing us won't
get your record back.
303
00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:52,100
I know that.
I'm just doing it
for the lolz.
304
00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:57,772
Now, you are
about to witness...
305
00:15:57,772 --> 00:16:01,480
a little something
I call... "The Symphony."
306
00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:06,114
Let's all tune up!
Tuning up!
307
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,157
{\an8}Black Pete:
Okay, so, let's see here.
308
00:16:15,157 --> 00:16:17,058
Weapons.
Weapons.
Weapons.
309
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:20,532
Babe, here's everything
I could find that's
sharp or pointy.
310
00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:25,570
Oh, my God,
that's actually, like,
making me nauseous.
311
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:29,471
- We really have
to, like, do something.
- Yeah, yeah. No, no.
312
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:31,739
Maybe we just, like,
tell their stories.
313
00:16:31,739 --> 00:16:33,976
And in some ways,
isn't that the best
revenge?
314
00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:37,845
But we're not really
at the revenge step.
315
00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:41,850
We're sort of
in the, like...
pre-revenge window.
316
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:44,753
But there's a bunch
of them and two of us.
317
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,025
Right, so, so,
so, like, a plan.
318
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:51,426
Yeah,
we definitely
need a plan.
319
00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:52,460
And we probably
need more knives.
320
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,590
We definitely
need more knives.
321
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:54,663
Okay,
I'll go get some.
322
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,935
Okay.
Like, a bunch
more knives.
323
00:17:01,505 --> 00:17:05,373
- Ah! Jesus! Ah!
- No! You're late!
324
00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:07,612
- Pirate: I wasn't late.
- It really hurts!
325
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:09,544
Oh, thank you.
326
00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:12,218
It's nice to get a little
positive reinforcement
now and again.
327
00:17:12,684 --> 00:17:15,217
Don't talk
to my employee.
328
00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:18,353
- Oh, God.
- Oh, that's the problem.
329
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,355
You see her
as your employee
330
00:17:20,355 --> 00:17:23,358
rather than the person
she actually is.
331
00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,794
Okay...
kill him.
332
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,230
Alrighty, dumbasses.
333
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,000
Let's take it from the top!
334
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,867
- Enough trifling!
- Oh!
335
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:36,504
Release my crew
or Hellkat--
Is it Hellkat?
336
00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:38,340
Uh, it's actually
H-Hellkat Maggie.
337
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,141
- Oh, that's a beautiful name.
- Oh, thank you.
338
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,113
Hellkat Maggie gets it.
339
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:43,907
Go ahead and kill her.
340
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:46,248
She can't even
tie a rope correctly.
341
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:49,017
Maybe I'm demoralized
by your constant
fucking criticism.
342
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:50,986
Pirate:
Me too. I've had enough
of the shiny fuck.
343
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,154
I don't like the way
it makes me feel
working for you.
344
00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:55,690
Yeah, this job sucks.
345
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,392
You're mercenaries.
You don't have feelings.
346
00:17:57,392 --> 00:17:59,161
How about you stop
telling me who I am?
347
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,628
- Yeah, and she
has a name.
- Yeah.
348
00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:03,598
A beautiful one.
349
00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:06,234
Black Pete:
Fuck yeah!
You wanna get crazy?
350
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:08,269
Let's get fuckin' crazy!
351
00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,539
{\an8}Guys, Stede's already got this!
352
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:12,574
- Oluwande:
Yeah. Where you been?
- We got engaged.
353
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:16,006
- All: Aww.
- Oh, I love that.
354
00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:18,347
Anywho, where were we?
Oh, that's right.
355
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,950
Your lot was turning,
weren't you?
356
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,751
- Hellkat Maggie: Mm-hmm.
- Stede: Good.
357
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:24,619
Guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys.
Come on. Come on.
358
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:27,688
Please.
Let's have a little professionalism.
359
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,927
Oh, now he's
saying please.
360
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,962
Who's comin'
in late now,
Neddy?
361
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:34,529
♪
362
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:39,267
Oh, in summary,
you have built
a pirate navy,
363
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:43,104
and you want the Crown
to pay them not to pirate.
364
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:45,374
Correct. Pay them
a living wage.
365
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,242
Then they will stop
stealing your shit.
366
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:50,645
Do you know where
a fifth of your nation's
treasure winds up?
367
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:53,215
- On the sea floor.
- On the floor of the sea.
368
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,483
Get out.
No way, the sea floor?
369
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:58,554
But you-you are
gonna end all that.
370
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,223
You could end all that.
371
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,927
Oh, because of Papa's
access to the Treasury?
372
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:07,595
Zheng Yi Sao:
Yes, but more importantly,
373
00:19:07,595 --> 00:19:10,827
because you're
Prince Richard Banes,
374
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,802
respected pirate abolitionist.
375
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:17,305
And you could be
the man to end
all piracy
376
00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:20,175
without firing
a single shot.
377
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,447
Shot.
378
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,447
Thanks for
the treasure,
Bonnet!
379
00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:25,813
You're a good dude.
380
00:19:25,813 --> 00:19:27,983
Awfully sorry to hear
about your mum, Vincent.
381
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,484
Hope she's feeling
better soon.
382
00:19:29,484 --> 00:19:32,688
Thanks, Bonnet.
You're the fuckin'
man, bro.
383
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,755
Alright.
Full sail, dawgs!
384
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:37,793
Oh, and I mean
that supportively
and affectionately.
385
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,796
Ned:
You are all a disgrace!
386
00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:44,966
I'll find you!
I'll hunt you down!
387
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,635
Hellkat Maggie:
Alright, gang!
Let's talk profit sharing.
388
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:50,706
Pirate: Woo-hoo-hoo! Maggie!
389
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,977
So... Bland Beard.
390
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,482
How ya
gonna do it?
391
00:19:57,881 --> 00:20:00,952
I'm not.
I don't respect you
enough to kill you.
392
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,285
You're not
worth the poison.
393
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,821
What happened to you?
What happened?
394
00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:07,522
You used
to be a killer,
395
00:20:07,522 --> 00:20:11,694
but now you're
just a washed-up,
low-born...
396
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,765
dirtbag.
397
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,200
- Walk!
- Oh. Oh, oh, now this
is how ya do it.
398
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,336
This is what it's
all about right here.
399
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:21,607
Go.
400
00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:25,877
♪
401
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,415
Get up.
402
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:34,150
Ned: On the plank?
403
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,484
Yeah.
404
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,085
Oh, that is kinky.
405
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,989
You're gonna toss
me into the sea?
406
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,057
♪
407
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:45,727
Works for spiders.
Works for men.
408
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:50,432
Ya know, um,
once you kill me,
409
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:53,002
you are
a real pirate.
410
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:57,476
You're, you're not
an amateur anymore.
411
00:20:58,609 --> 00:21:00,436
Don't do it, Stede.
412
00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:03,749
Killing in cold blood,
you can't come back
from that.
413
00:21:06,484 --> 00:21:09,453
See? That's why
he likes you.
414
00:21:09,819 --> 00:21:13,723
It's because of your
bumbling amateur status.
415
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:16,662
You're like
a pet, I think.
416
00:21:17,295 --> 00:21:19,128
You hurt my crew.
417
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:22,364
You shit-talked my friend
and damaged my ship.
418
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:26,802
But worst of all,
you fucked Calypso's
birthday!
419
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,140
Fuck off.
420
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:37,412
Alright, well,
what would you like
me to do? Jump?
421
00:21:37,412 --> 00:21:39,782
No, don't forget
your fiddle.
422
00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:00,803
I'll be in my quarters.
423
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,141
Izzy Hands:
Give him a minute.
424
00:22:03,174 --> 00:22:05,311
First kill's always
a mind-fuck.
425
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:08,814
I'm gonna check on him.
426
00:22:17,622 --> 00:22:19,291
Hey.
You okay?
427
00:22:20,191 --> 00:22:23,124
Look, I was
a wreck after my first
kill as well.
428
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:26,161
I mean, well,
it was my dad,
so there's that--
429
00:22:33,537 --> 00:22:38,540
♪ Je vois la vie en rose ♪
430
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:42,711
♪ Il me dit
des mots d'amour ♪
431
00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:45,680
♪ Des mots
de tous les jours ♪
432
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:50,551
♪ Et ca m'fait
quelque chose ♪
433
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:54,790
♪ Il est entré
dans mon coeur ♪
434
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,793
♪ Une part de bonheur ♪
435
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:02,397
♪ Dont je connais la cause ♪
436
00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:08,503
♪ C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
437
00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:13,909
♪ Il me l'a dit,
l'a juré, pour la vie ♪
438
00:23:27,224 --> 00:23:34,266
♪ Mon coeur qui bat ♪
439
00:23:39,203 --> 00:23:41,203
♪
440
00:23:45,942 --> 00:23:52,247
♪ C'est lui pour moi,
moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
441
00:23:52,247 --> 00:23:58,921
♪ Il me l'a dit,
l'a juré, pour la vie ♪
442
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:03,058
♪ Et dès que je l'apercois ♪
443
00:24:03,058 --> 00:24:06,261
♪ Alors, je sens en moi ♪
444
00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:11,934
♪ Mon coeur qui bat ♪
445
00:24:14,602 --> 00:24:18,101
All:
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
446
00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:24,146
♪ Da, da, daaa, da ♪
447
00:24:29,786 --> 00:24:33,825
All:
One more song!
One more song!
448
00:24:34,692 --> 00:24:37,326
Izzy:
I've got one more song!
449
00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:53,275
My apologies, guys,
but I couldn't let 'em
450
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:55,010
harm this
little fella.
451
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:57,179
So, we just went
and hid off the side
452
00:24:57,179 --> 00:24:59,681
for a couple of hours, here.
453
00:24:59,681 --> 00:25:01,450
And now I've got
really sore fingies
454
00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,919
from hangin' there
holding you! Yes, you!
455
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,154
Archie:
Mate, you got sore fingies?
456
00:25:05,154 --> 00:25:07,189
I've got sore footsies
and got tortured!
457
00:25:07,189 --> 00:25:08,657
- And we survived!
- Oluwande: Yeah.
458
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:11,963
Let's fuckin' party!
459
00:25:12,796 --> 00:25:15,130
- I'll go get
the fireworks!
- Archie: Yeah!
460
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,535
Ah!
34004
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof