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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,610 [clock ticking] 2 00:00:42,744 --> 00:00:45,013 [soft music] 3 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:57,057 Do you mind taking the glasses off? 4 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,027 Yeah. Whatever. 5 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,529 [soft music] 6 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,969 [Therapist] Tell me about your childhood, Charlie. 7 00:01:08,603 --> 00:01:11,706 Okay, well, once upon a time, 8 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,407 I was a child. 9 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:17,144 Then I grew up, and that, that's pretty much it covered. 10 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,247 [soft music] 11 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,485 -Oh, sorry, there's no smoking in here. 12 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,055 Really? 13 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,323 Since when? 14 00:01:29,691 --> 00:01:31,191 2007. 15 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,029 Brilliant. 16 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:37,565 [soft music] 17 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:39,433 [Charlie] I can chew these, but I'm not allowed to smoke? 18 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:43,571 [paper rattling] 19 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,874 [soft music] 20 00:01:47,008 --> 00:01:49,476 I don't think you're supposed to eat the whole packet. 21 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:52,847 [clock ticking] 22 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:56,183 [soft music] 23 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:59,286 So what are we, what are we doing here, Doc? 24 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,788 We're just talking. 25 00:02:00,922 --> 00:02:01,889 Are we really, though? 26 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:03,423 About what, what are we talking about? 27 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,727 Whatever you want to talk about. Just chitchat. 28 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,294 Chitchat, chitchat. 29 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,598 No offence, but I got plenty of people 30 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:13,333 in my life I can chitchat with. 31 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,803 [soft music] 32 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:21,208 I would like you tell me why you think you're here. 33 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:28,549 I'm here because of a broad, a fraulein, a chick. 34 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:31,586 A chiquita. A dame, if you will. 35 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,420 Maybe it was a fucking woman. 36 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,691 [soft music] 37 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,795 Why don't you tell me what happened? 38 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,099 Start from the beginning. 39 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,368 Okay, if you really, really wanna know. 40 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,474 So it all started with this fucking tattoo. 41 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,412 [upbeat dramatic music] 42 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,884 [Mitch] My girlfriend's not returning any of my calls. 43 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,155 She, she says I'm unstable. 44 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,289 I just don't know what to do with myself anymore. 45 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,457 I just find myself 46 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,529 at home crying and cuddling my cat. 47 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,999 And I cuddle it too hard sometimes. 48 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:19,867 Have you ever squeezed a cat too hard? 49 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:24,371 Stuff is, there's stuff popping inside him. 50 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:27,775 I was like, Sorry, Craig, but it feels like I'm not me. 51 00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:30,044 It feels like I've got like a hood on my head, so... 52 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,814 so do you know what I've done? 53 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,117 It's terrible. I put one of my socks on my cat's head. 54 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,285 So he knows how I feel. 55 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,287 [dramatic music] 56 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,925 [footsteps echoing] 57 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,961 [soft upbeat music] 58 00:03:47,095 --> 00:03:50,297 [footsteps echoing] 59 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,134 [soft upbeat music] 60 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:02,610 Sorry I'm late. 61 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:05,479 [soft upbeat music] 62 00:04:10,852 --> 00:04:12,587 [Tattoo girl exhaling] 63 00:04:16,124 --> 00:04:19,392 [Advisor Sue] Um. Well, thank you, Mitch for sharing. 64 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,928 Some appreciation please, thank you. 65 00:04:21,062 --> 00:04:22,196 [group applauding] 66 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,064 For Mitch. 67 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,799 Thank you, thank you. 68 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,534 So, who's next? 69 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,937 [upbeat dramatic music] 70 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,347 So, gonna miss this. 71 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,350 What, what do you mean? 72 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,654 I'm moving on. New horizons, gonna see the world and shit. 73 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:47,989 Wait, where you going? 74 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,157 Winchester. 75 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,459 Winche-- What the fuck's in Winchester? 76 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,562 I met a girl. Yeah, she lives there. 77 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,830 You met a girl? 78 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,765 Yeah, I met a girl. How hard is that to believe? 79 00:04:57,899 --> 00:04:59,100 No, sorry, no. Um... 80 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,903 How long have you been dating her? 81 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:04,404 A few months, yeah. Yeah, we met online. 82 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,207 We've been sending stuff back and forth. 83 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,542 Mm, stuff? 84 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,877 Yeah, sent her a DVD. 85 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,713 DVD? 86 00:05:12,847 --> 00:05:14,414 I borrowed my brother's video camera, yeah. 87 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,284 Set out by the end of the bed. 88 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,720 Laid out some candles, you know, set the mood. 89 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:22,256 And then press record, yeah. 90 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,925 Slip me old khaks off, 91 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:27,261 did the good stuff all over meself, you know. 92 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,697 Took the tape out, took it down Dixon's little couriers. 93 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:31,398 Went to the same place. 94 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:34,535 I gave it to the fella, paid 399, 95 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,504 it was ready in a couple of days. 96 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:40,875 Picked it up, stuck a stamp on it, sent it to Winchester. 97 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,211 She's probably rubbing herself off to it as we speak. 98 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:45,179 So you haven't actually met her? 99 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:47,014 No. No, not yet, no. 100 00:05:47,148 --> 00:05:48,583 How do you know she's not a catfish? 101 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,884 She's not a fish. 102 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,451 What if she's got a dick, Dave? 103 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:53,621 What, like a hermaphrodite? 104 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:54,956 No, like a man. 105 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,325 I don't know. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. 106 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,127 Well, you're fucking me, Dave. You are fucking me here. 107 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,563 I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm sure you can find another dealer. 108 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:03,496 Where? 109 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,765 I don't know, go to a rough area. 110 00:06:04,899 --> 00:06:07,301 Strike up a conversation, Jesus. 111 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:10,470 Rough area? And get stabbed in the neck? 112 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,241 It's better than getting stabbed in the back? 113 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,309 That's a dig at me, isn't it? 114 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,013 I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 115 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,250 You're the only reason I come to these fucking meetings. 116 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:25,452 Without you, what have I got? 117 00:06:26,087 --> 00:06:26,854 Hm? 118 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,093 Fuck you, Dave. 119 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:36,931 Fuck you. 120 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:42,603 Well all that, bit harsh. I'm a person. 121 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:47,608 [traffic passing] 122 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:49,644 [Charlie sighing] 123 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,580 [traffic passing] 124 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:06,827 Excuse me. 125 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:07,995 Have you got a um... 126 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,400 [lighter clicking] 127 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,970 [traffic passing] 128 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,143 Haven't seen you at any of these meetings before. 129 00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:25,212 It's my first time. 130 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,083 How'd you find it? 131 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:30,851 Google Maps. 132 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:35,256 Oh no, sorry, I meant like, did you enjoy it? 133 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:36,757 I know, I was joking. 134 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:38,960 [Charlie chuckling] 135 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:40,728 - Yeah, of course. 136 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,564 It was great. 137 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,600 Cool. 138 00:07:47,435 --> 00:07:49,537 I'm Charlie, by the way. 139 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:52,173 [traffic passing] 140 00:07:56,444 --> 00:07:57,144 Cool. 141 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,550 I have a, I have, I've got a car. 142 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,987 If you wanna, if you wanna ride or something. 143 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,823 [soft upbeat music] 144 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,124 Sure. 145 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,194 [soft upbeat music] 146 00:08:15,296 --> 00:08:17,965 [engine revving] 147 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,936 What's your thing? 148 00:08:24,739 --> 00:08:25,573 Heroin. 149 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,808 Glamorous. 150 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:29,443 Yeah. 151 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,145 What about you? What's your vice? 152 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,314 Sex. 153 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:35,950 Sex? 154 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,184 Yeah. 155 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:38,285 Okay. 156 00:08:38,419 --> 00:08:40,087 I like to fuck. 157 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,189 I love it. 158 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,459 [Charlie breathing] 159 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,628 Doesn't seem like the worst addiction in the world. 160 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:54,068 What makes you wanna stick a needle in your arm? 161 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,770 It's pretty fucking gross. 162 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,039 No, I don't inject. No. 163 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,074 It doesn't matter, yeah. 164 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,609 There are plenty of more glamorous drugs out there. 165 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,044 I'll give you that. 166 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:04,378 But you chose heroin? 167 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:07,048 No, you don't choose heroin. Heroin chooses you. 168 00:09:07,181 --> 00:09:08,682 [snorts] Fuck off. 169 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,950 What? 170 00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:12,053 Don't get all poetic about it. 171 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,921 It doesn't choose who does it. 172 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,489 It's not a living, breathing thing. 173 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,626 You make your own decisions. 174 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,795 Don't use wanky poetry to try and cover it up. 175 00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:25,433 So who were you waiting for? 176 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,334 Where? 177 00:09:27,468 --> 00:09:29,103 Back at the community centre. 178 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:32,006 My boyfriend. 179 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,176 Oh, you have a boyfriend? 180 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:36,110 - Yeah. 181 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:37,978 - Cool. 182 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,781 Why, did you think I was gonna fuck you tonight? 183 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:41,982 No, not at all. That's not what I... 184 00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:42,983 No, I was just trying to-- 185 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:44,652 I'm fucking with you. 186 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,754 Yeah, okay. 187 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,891 Anyway, I'm gonna break up with him tomorrow, so whatever. 188 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,259 - Oh really, why's that? 189 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:55,663 [exhales] Because I don't love him anymore. 190 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,231 Don't see the point in staying with someone 191 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:01,402 if you don't love them, even if he does have a monster cock. 192 00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:04,105 Monster 193 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:05,739 cock? 194 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,510 What's a monster cock? 195 00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:13,848 Wow, sounds brilliant. 196 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,382 - Such a shame I don't love him anymore. 197 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:16,350 Yeah, tragic. 198 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:19,521 So when did you quit? 199 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,089 Heroin. 200 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,090 I haven't quit. 201 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,793 Why are you going to the meetings? 202 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:31,065 I'll tell you something, but it's like a super secret. 203 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,234 You can't ever, ever repeat it. 204 00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:36,170 I haven't told anyone this. You ready? 205 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,805 My lips are sealed. 206 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:38,806 Okay. 207 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,842 I actually meet my dealer there. 208 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,178 What? 209 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,648 Yeah, but he's um, he told me today 210 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,117 that he's fucking off to Winchester 211 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,719 with a girl that he's never met, 212 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,855 so that, that's Charlie out in the cold. 213 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,560 It's that the only reason you go? 214 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,862 It makes me feel normal to be around 215 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,598 a load of other fuck-ups. 216 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,832 No offence. 217 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,133 None taken. 218 00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:10,738 Is that what you want? To be normal? 219 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:13,741 Maybe. 220 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,211 I know I don't wanna die. 221 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,748 We all gotta die at some point. 222 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,451 Yeah, but I want, I wanna be old. 223 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:29,757 I wanna be like 100, old, like creaky bones. 224 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,362 You know what would suck? 225 00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:36,297 What's that? 226 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,535 Dying the night before your 100th birthday. 227 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:43,904 Yeah, that would suck. 228 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,175 Almost feel like your whole life was just a waste of time. 229 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:49,343 Yeah. 230 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,680 [soft music] 231 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:55,517 Hm. 232 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,485 [engine revving] 233 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,792 Well, thanks for the ride. 234 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:05,893 Anytime. 235 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,231 Are you gonna be at next week's meeting? 236 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,101 Yeah, I think so. Are you? 237 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,937 Might be, if you're lucky. 238 00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:20,274 Cool. 239 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,479 -Well, good luck trying to find a new dealer. 240 00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:29,817 Mm, yeah. Yeah, I gotta do that. 241 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,685 Thanks. 242 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:35,990 Okay. 243 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:38,959 Well, thanks. 244 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,239 [soft music] 245 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,849 [window squeaking] 246 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,554 Did I mention I was a sex addict? 247 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,257 [Tattoo girl moaning] 248 00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:13,861 [upbeat music and singing] 249 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,465 [Tattoo girl moaning] 250 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,168 [phone ringing] 251 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,171 [Charlie moaning] 252 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,440 [phone ringing] 253 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,744 [phone ringing] 254 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,884 - Hi, hi, is that Dom, Dominic? 255 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,352 Hi there, Dom. 256 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,422 I'm Charlie. I'm calling from Hillcooks and Sons Insurance. 257 00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,023 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 258 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:45,459 Sorry. 259 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,062 Yeah, that's okay, don't, yeah. 260 00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,132 [Charlie sighing] 261 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,076 Charlie? Quick word. 262 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,210 - Yeah. 263 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,246 Money! Let's go, people! 264 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,615 Yep, thanks. 265 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,918 [Mark snorting] 266 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,655 - Oh, watch out [coughs]. 267 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,457 Oh, I mean-- 268 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:21,128 She, she, she, she's gonna fucking kill me. 269 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,697 Okay, Charles. 270 00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:25,567 I mean, I can't even stand to look at her. 271 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,769 Just looking at her, and her voice. 272 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,437 Her voice is like, just every time she speaks, 273 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:31,939 just wants to make me, you know, 274 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,108 fucking punch myself in the dick! 275 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:38,145 You know, and she's like some annoying, little Smurf twat. 276 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,949 Always with the mah mah mah, I'm so brave. Shut up! 277 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,484 I don't give a shit! 278 00:14:43,618 --> 00:14:44,786 I know. 279 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,087 - Really gets on my tits. Really gets on my tits! 280 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,288 Do you understand? 281 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,126 Well, maybe it's time to get a divorce, Mark. 282 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,061 - I just, I just, I just can't be asked. 283 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,831 It's the paperwork, it's the dog. I fucking love that dog! 284 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,965 I know you do. 285 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,067 I love that dog! It's just a ball ache. 286 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,636 What's, what's the other option? 287 00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,605 Are you gonna stay married to someone that you hate? 288 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,006 Well, yeah. 289 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,142 Yeah, probably. 290 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,811 I mean, is that, is that, is that stupid or? 291 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,979 Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid. 292 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:12,980 - Yeah. 293 00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,817 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 294 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,218 [Mark snorting] 295 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:19,754 Cowabunga. 296 00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:23,858 So, uh, so what's happening to you? 297 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,059 Are you, are you seeing any, seeing any, 298 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,764 got any steam, any flavours, you got any tang? 299 00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,298 Charlie tang in the bag. 300 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,299 I don't know what you mean. 301 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,836 -Any, any women? Pussy. 302 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:39,841 -Oh, funny enough, I did meet someone, yeah, at group. 303 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,408 Oh, yeah, heroin? 304 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:45,613 - No. I don't think I should. 305 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:46,848 Come on, tell me, tell me, tell me. 306 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,784 Yeah, it's sex, she's a sex addict, yeah. 307 00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:53,220 Sex, sex, sex? Fuck off! 308 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,321 What? 309 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,024 I mean fucking hell. Fucking hell, no! 310 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,426 No no, no no no! No. 311 00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:00,895 You're seeing a sex addict? 312 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,362 I didn't say I'm seeing her. 313 00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:04,666 Like, we spent the night together. 314 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,033 Spent the night together. Spent the night together. 315 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,034 Spent the night together, I know, 316 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,670 you banged her, didn't you? 317 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:11,371 You Casanova, you hero! Uh! 318 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,073 Yes! 319 00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,375 Fucking hell. What was it like? 320 00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:17,879 -Yeah, it was um... 321 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,714 It was good, yeah? It was great, tell me. 322 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,048 Tell me, yeah? 323 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:21,850 It was good, yeah. 324 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:22,851 Yeah? Good, good. 325 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,218 It was sex. 326 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,420 Good, good, good, great, great, great. 327 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,655 Tell me, tell me some more about it. 328 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:31,391 What happened? What was she, what was it? 329 00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:32,426 Talk to me about it. 330 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,194 No. 331 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:34,963 - No, you know. 332 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,063 No. 333 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,197 Please, motherfucker. I need this. 334 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,432 I need this, I need this. 335 00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:39,801 I sleep next to the same, you know, 336 00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:42,169 miserable old vagina every night. 337 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,171 I fucking need this for the midnight wang bang. 338 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,138 Please tell me. 339 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,406 I don't want you thinking about me 340 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,576 while you're masturbating, Mark, so I'm good. 341 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:50,512 It's too late. 342 00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:51,378 What do you mean too late? 343 00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:52,479 Too late, you need to leave. 344 00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:53,347 -What the f-- what are you doing? 345 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,682 You need to go right now. 346 00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:55,449 Oh. 347 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,383 Get out of here! 348 00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:58,620 Where are you-- 349 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,788 -Keep up the good work. -Okay. 350 00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:03,791 [Woman] You're all so much stronger than you think you are. 351 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,862 I mean, look at you, you've all been through such hardship 352 00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:10,732 and you're all still here, triumphant. 353 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:12,667 It's great. 354 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:22,744 Look, remember, most pain in life is temporary. It passes. 355 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,781 We've got to give ourselves a chance, 356 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:31,451 some time to mend and heal. 357 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:32,554 It's important. 358 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,154 Because, 359 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:38,860 we don't want to put pressure on ourselves. 360 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:43,565 We don't wanna feel pressure to be okay again straight away. 361 00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:44,431 Pain... 362 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:47,001 is why we're here. 363 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,406 Pain is the root 364 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,743 of all our various addictions. 365 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,146 Now I know you're all here for different things, 366 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,214 but I want you to take a minute, 367 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:05,152 look inside yourself, and ask yourself, 368 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,221 What do I want from today's session? 369 00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:12,727 [upbeat dramatic music] 370 00:18:48,863 --> 00:18:51,799 [Tattoo girl moaning] 371 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,370 [upbeat dramatic music] 372 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,479 Yeah. 373 00:19:05,613 --> 00:19:08,616 [soft upbeat music] 374 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,830 [knocking on door] 375 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,779 [Charlie] What happened to your eye? 376 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,114 I tripped. 377 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,283 Who did this to you? 378 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,285 Does it matter? 379 00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:49,691 It was your boyfriend. 380 00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,258 It was my fault. 381 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,394 - [scoffs] Why, what did you do? 382 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,832 I hit him. He hit me back. 383 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,569 I don't know why you think that's okay. 384 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,236 Did I say that, Charlie? 385 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,239 Shit happens. Why you here anyway? 386 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,508 Well, you weren't at group. 387 00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:10,444 I'm sorry. I couldn't find anything to wear. 388 00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,914 Is that really why you're here? 389 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:18,152 Yeah, I was just, I was just making sure you're okay. 390 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,320 No you didn't. You wanted to fuck me again. 391 00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:23,725 That's not true. 392 00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:25,593 Bullshit, you thought you were gonna 393 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,327 get your dick sucked tonight. 394 00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,830 Not everything is about sex. 395 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:30,497 Everything that matters is. 396 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:31,866 You really believe that? 397 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,204 I believe that you came here to fuck me. 398 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,705 That's what I believe. 399 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,107 Well, I didn't, so. 400 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,376 So what is it then? 401 00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:45,880 Why are you here? 402 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,447 I don't know. I... 403 00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:52,352 I don't have this like fancy poetic answer for you. 404 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:56,289 I just, all week I've been thinking about what was gonna be 405 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,993 the first thing I'd say when I saw you again. 406 00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:02,563 What did you come up with? 407 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:05,233 Hi. 408 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,400 I come up with "hi". 409 00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:11,806 Not the most original thing in the world. 410 00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:15,777 [soft music] 411 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,612 But I would have said "hi" back. 412 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:20,882 Really? 413 00:21:21,015 --> 00:21:23,951 [soft upbeat music] 414 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,220 Hi. 415 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,487 Hi. 416 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,490 Do you wanna come inside? 417 00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,398 You can sit down. 418 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,102 Yeah, I know. I'm good. 419 00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:43,436 [soft music] 420 00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:47,642 How was the meeting? 421 00:21:47,775 --> 00:21:49,243 Boring. 422 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,112 Full of boring people telling a boring story 423 00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:53,047 about their boring lives. 424 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,849 Did it make you feel normal? 425 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,753 No, not tonight. Tonight, it made me feel sad. 426 00:21:58,886 --> 00:21:59,687 - Why? 427 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:00,922 Because you weren't there. 428 00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:03,257 Well, you're here now. 429 00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,194 - Yeah. 430 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,962 So what are you complaining about? 431 00:22:09,063 --> 00:22:11,299 [soft music] 432 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,633 I like you. 433 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,402 You don't know me. 434 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:16,537 Yeah, but what I know I like. 435 00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:17,738 You like fucking me. 436 00:22:17,872 --> 00:22:21,576 Yeah, yeah, I do, I did. It was lovely. 437 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:24,411 But I think it might be more than that. 438 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:28,716 I've been thinking about you nonstop all week. 439 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:30,417 Really? 440 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:31,719 - Yeah. 441 00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:32,987 What have you been thinking about? 442 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,791 I've been thinking what it would be like to 443 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:39,426 wake up next to you every morning. 444 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,761 That's pathetic. 445 00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:41,696 That's rude. 446 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:43,698 [Tattoo girl sighing] 447 00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:48,468 Let me take you out. 448 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:49,503 Out where? 449 00:22:49,637 --> 00:22:50,437 Outside. 450 00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:52,573 - What do you mean outside? 451 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,542 Out there, in the real world. Me and you. 452 00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,444 I like it better in my world. 453 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:00,848 And why is that? 454 00:23:00,982 --> 00:23:03,017 Because in my world, 455 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:05,987 I am God. 456 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,356 You're God? 457 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,323 -Mm. 458 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,559 That's cool. Very cool. 459 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:15,329 You don't strike me as a particularly 460 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,531 religious girl, though. 461 00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:20,768 Just because I believe in God doesn't make me religious. 462 00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:22,370 Mm, true. 463 00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:26,207 A friend of mine used to say that 464 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:29,610 the feeling of heroin was like God's petting you. 465 00:23:31,312 --> 00:23:32,747 He wasn't religious either. 466 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,285 Almost makes me wanna try it. 467 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,353 I wouldn't [sighs]. 468 00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:42,023 So what do you say? 469 00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:42,890 - To what? 470 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:44,659 Let me take you out. 471 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,260 - I don't know, Charlie. 472 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:49,030 I don't really feel that pretty tonight. 473 00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:51,232 Okay, well, what about the weekend? 474 00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:52,400 - Busy. 475 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,035 Doing what? 476 00:23:54,168 --> 00:23:56,070 Fucking my boyfriend probably. 477 00:23:56,203 --> 00:23:58,572 [laughs] Yeah. 478 00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:03,411 Wait what? Are you-- 479 00:24:03,911 --> 00:24:04,745 What? 480 00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:06,514 You're still with him? 481 00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:07,315 -Yeah. 482 00:24:07,515 --> 00:24:08,215 -Why? 483 00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:12,119 I just haven't got around to breaking up with him yet. 484 00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:14,255 I figured, whilst I'm still with him, 485 00:24:14,388 --> 00:24:15,856 I might as well keep fucking him. 486 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,625 What about me? What about us? 487 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,026 -What about us? 488 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,128 I, I don't mean anything to you? 489 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:25,066 Charlie, we met once. We fucked. 490 00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,267 A week later, you turn up high 491 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,835 on my doorstep asking me out. 492 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:28,536 What do you want me to say? 493 00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:30,538 I'm not high. 494 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:31,739 -Right. -Thanks. 495 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,607 You asked me what I was doing this weekend, 496 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:34,642 and I told you. 497 00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:35,876 We're not a couple, Charlie. 498 00:24:36,944 --> 00:24:39,413 [soft music] 499 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:41,349 You don't love him. You don't love him. 500 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:42,550 What, and I love you? 501 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:43,918 -That's not what I said. 502 00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:44,785 Mm. 503 00:24:44,919 --> 00:24:46,053 I didn't say that. 504 00:24:46,187 --> 00:24:47,288 So what are you saying, Charlie? 505 00:24:47,421 --> 00:24:49,290 I'm saying why don't you, 506 00:24:49,423 --> 00:24:50,124 fucking, 507 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,260 why don't you fucking fuck me instead then? 508 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:54,095 Instead of him? 509 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,096 -Yeah. 510 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:56,364 Right, what would that make you? 511 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:59,066 Um, it would make me the guy that you're fucking 512 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,168 that doesn't punch you in the face, for one. 513 00:25:01,302 --> 00:25:02,937 Charlie, it's not that simple. 514 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:04,205 Why not? 515 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:05,172 Because he's not the kind of guy 516 00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:06,874 you can just walk away from. 517 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,577 No shit. 518 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:12,146 [soft music] 519 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,049 He said he'd kill me. 520 00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,020 If I ever left him, he said he would, 521 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,856 he would slit my throat 522 00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:24,759 and no one would ever find the body. 523 00:25:28,462 --> 00:25:29,463 I believe him. 524 00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:31,832 [soft music] 525 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:35,870 Well... 526 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,273 we need to go to the police. 527 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:40,641 Obviously. 528 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,943 Since when did you and I become a we? 529 00:25:43,077 --> 00:25:44,812 I'm serious. I wanna help you. 530 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:45,746 You can't help me, Charlie. 531 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,048 -I can. -No one can. 532 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:48,816 No, this is my life, I've accepted that. 533 00:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,151 You need to do the same. 534 00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:53,621 Fuck just accepting it. Fuck that, no way. 535 00:25:54,155 --> 00:25:56,857 We could just, we could literally just disappear forever. 536 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:01,162 You watch too many movies, Charlie. 537 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,799 Yeah, we can just do that. 538 00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:05,866 With what money? 539 00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,936 I haven't got a penny to my name, and I'm guessing 540 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,105 all your life savings are stored in your fucking arm. 541 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:13,474 I smoke it. I don't inject it. 542 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:17,378 [sighs] Reality is, we're gonna wake up tomorrow morning 543 00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:20,881 and carry on living these same fucking lives. 544 00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:25,920 How much you think we'd need? 545 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:29,558 What? 546 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,092 -How much money to start a new life? 547 00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,760 - Did you not just listen to a word I said? 548 00:26:32,893 --> 00:26:35,796 Yeah, but you just, humour me. Humour me here. 549 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,198 How much you think we'd need? 550 00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:39,033 Oh, God, I don't know. 551 00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:41,469 50 grand? 552 00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:43,737 50 grand, what's 50 grand? 553 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:45,239 Who do you know that's got 50 grand? 554 00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:47,675 Ugh! Um... 555 00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:49,578 The bank. 556 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,011 The bank. Plan A, rob a bank. 557 00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:52,279 Wow, that's Plan A? 558 00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,881 Yeah, it's not a great plan, but it's a plan. 559 00:26:54,014 --> 00:26:55,683 I'm thinking on my feet here. 560 00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:57,685 Do you know anyone else that's got 50 grand? 561 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:58,986 Rich people. 562 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,890 Rich people, good one. Plan B, rob a rich person. 563 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:03,691 Any rich person? 564 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:05,092 Yeah, no. 565 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:07,294 No. 566 00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:11,098 We rob a rich person who isn't gonna call the police. 567 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:13,367 You know, because they got dirty money. 568 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:14,301 Dirty. 569 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:16,470 Ooh. 570 00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,405 Dirty money, filthy as fuck. 571 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,541 Okay. 572 00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,408 You can't report something stolen 573 00:27:21,543 --> 00:27:23,512 that's already been stolen, right? 574 00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:25,713 Wait, surely you know a bunch of drug dealers. 575 00:27:25,846 --> 00:27:28,749 I know one drug dealer. He wears a Casio watch. 576 00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:30,585 And anyway, he's fucked off to Winchester. 577 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,253 What about a porn star? 578 00:27:32,386 --> 00:27:33,555 What about a porn star? 579 00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:36,423 A porn star who moonlights in fucking lonely women, 580 00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:38,726 and those women pay him in cash, 581 00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:40,928 and that cash he puts in a safe in his wardrobe. 582 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:41,729 Would something like that work? 583 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:42,930 I don't know. 584 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:44,465 Is there a lot of money in fucking lonely women? 585 00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:46,200 He gets around five grand a fuck. 586 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,935 Five grand a... 587 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:50,237 Fucking, five grand? 588 00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:52,873 That's, who is this guy? 589 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:55,809 His name's Jimmy. He's my boyfriend. 590 00:27:55,943 --> 00:27:58,513 [soft music] 591 00:27:58,647 --> 00:28:00,281 Monster Cock is a porn star. 592 00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:01,782 Yep. 593 00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:05,152 Mm, course he is. Course he is. 594 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:06,887 He's pretty successful as well. 595 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:09,156 Is he? Yeah, successful porn star, is he, yeah? 596 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,424 Oh he's great. 597 00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:12,126 Wait just one second. Let me get this right. 598 00:28:12,259 --> 00:28:14,495 You wanna rob your boyfriend? 599 00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:16,665 Yeah. 600 00:28:18,899 --> 00:28:20,434 [Charlie chuckling] 601 00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:24,104 Go on. Tell me what you'd do. 602 00:28:24,238 --> 00:28:26,407 [soft music] 603 00:28:27,908 --> 00:28:30,811 [upbeat dramatic music] 604 00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:32,413 [Tattoo Girl] The first thing you need to know about Jimmy 605 00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:35,983 is that he is in love with every inch of his body. 606 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:38,986 And believe me, there are a lot of inches. 607 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,322 [Charlie] Oh thank you. You haven't mentioned that. 608 00:28:41,455 --> 00:28:42,691 [Tattoo Girl] He's been making adult movies 609 00:28:42,823 --> 00:28:44,792 since he was 18. 610 00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:47,895 By the time he was 21, he'd fucked over 1,000 women. 611 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:49,163 You know how I know this? 612 00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:52,032 Because it's a fact that he is very proud of. 613 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:54,802 But porn is not where he makes his money. 614 00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:56,203 The housewives are. 615 00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:57,972 [women moaning] 616 00:28:58,105 --> 00:29:00,808 He keeps all of that money in a locker by his bed. 617 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,677 After all, he can't bank it. 618 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,646 It's not exactly legal what he's doing. 619 00:29:04,812 --> 00:29:06,313 [Charlie] It's dirty money. 620 00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:07,582 [Tattoo Girl] Just like you wanted. 621 00:29:07,982 --> 00:29:08,916 [Charlie] So what happens next? 622 00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:10,552 [Tattoo Girl] We go back to reality. 623 00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:12,052 Fuck off! We don't have to go back to reality. 624 00:29:12,186 --> 00:29:14,154 Fuck reality. We can do this. 625 00:29:14,288 --> 00:29:16,524 This is a solid plan. We can do this. 626 00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:17,358 He'll kill us. 627 00:29:17,491 --> 00:29:18,727 Only if he catches us. 628 00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,830 Do you know the combination? 629 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,098 What? 630 00:29:24,231 --> 00:29:25,132 To the safe. Do you know the combination to the safe? 631 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,066 Yes. Fuck, yes. 632 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,167 -What is it? 633 00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:29,470 Two four four, three four two five. 634 00:29:30,639 --> 00:29:31,706 It spells "big dick". 635 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:33,474 Oh fuck, we get it, mate. Jesus Christ. 636 00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:35,677 Look, Charlie, you have no idea what he's capable of. 637 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:39,480 Well, you've got no idea what I'm capable of. So... 638 00:29:39,614 --> 00:29:41,348 You're a junkie, Charlie. 639 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,350 You're unstable, confused, fucked up. 640 00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:44,385 You probably won't even remember 641 00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:46,253 this conversation in the morning. 642 00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:48,956 What conversation? 643 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:51,191 I'm joking. Don't roll your eyes at me. 644 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:52,527 I'm joking. 645 00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:55,396 But I've been a junkie for five years, 646 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,565 and I still remember to tie my shoes 647 00:29:57,699 --> 00:30:00,467 and brush my teeth and wipe my ass, all right? 648 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:03,837 I've never been more serious about anything in my life 649 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,774 than I am right now about this. 650 00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:09,843 I wanna rob your abusive porn star boyfriend 651 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:13,347 and then sail off into the fucking sunset with you. 652 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:15,650 You sail? 653 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:17,686 We'll get a plane! 654 00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:18,886 [Therapist] Wait a second. 655 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,954 Wait a second. 656 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:25,694 I'm not sure how I feel about this story. 657 00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:26,561 How you f-- 658 00:30:27,895 --> 00:30:30,264 Am I not supposed to be the one that's feeling things, Doc? 659 00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:33,233 I mean, I'm not sure I like 660 00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:35,235 where it's going. 661 00:30:35,369 --> 00:30:37,137 Well that's what makes it an interesting story. 662 00:30:37,271 --> 00:30:38,439 Who wants to listen to a story 663 00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:39,574 where you know how it's gonna end? 664 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,442 I didn't say it wasn't interesting. 665 00:30:41,576 --> 00:30:44,311 Okay, but how about we pretend for a minute 666 00:30:44,445 --> 00:30:45,680 you're not my therapist? 667 00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:47,749 Just imagine that we're just two friends, 668 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:48,817 we're sitting in a bar. 669 00:30:48,949 --> 00:30:49,818 I don't think so. 670 00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,485 It's a little bit of role play. 671 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:53,555 I'm sure you and Mr. Therapist do it all the time. 672 00:30:53,688 --> 00:30:55,757 That's none of your business, Charlie. 673 00:30:58,392 --> 00:30:59,893 It's weird. 674 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,395 Weird how uncomfortable you get 675 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,330 when I mention anything about your life. 676 00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:06,835 We're not here to talk about me, Charlie. 677 00:31:08,469 --> 00:31:09,236 Mm. 678 00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:15,610 And how does that make you feel, Doc? 679 00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:19,547 [clock ticking] 680 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:21,215 So do you wanna know what happened? 681 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:25,319 Okay, so, a few days later, there's a knock on my door. 682 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:26,320 Guess who it is? 683 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:27,756 [door opening] 684 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,126 Hi, what? 685 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,862 Hi. 686 00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:36,964 What are you doing here? How do you know where I live? 687 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,800 You told me to meet you here at 11. 688 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,234 You texted me your address. 689 00:31:41,669 --> 00:31:42,604 You don't remember? 690 00:31:44,539 --> 00:31:46,440 So much for never forgetting anything. 691 00:31:47,709 --> 00:31:49,009 Did I mention why I wanted to see you? 692 00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:50,043 No. 693 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,546 -Aw. 694 00:31:53,046 --> 00:31:54,114 -Charlie? 695 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:55,983 Fuck, man, I-- 696 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,586 Charlie, Charlie? 697 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,455 Charlie, why the fuck are you wearing a balaclava? 698 00:32:04,024 --> 00:32:08,128 Fuck, oh well, that's embarrassing. Sorry, yeah. 699 00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:12,399 Oh fuck, yeah, I think this might be why 700 00:32:12,534 --> 00:32:14,001 I wanted you to come over. 701 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:15,269 To show me your balaclava? 702 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,404 Yeah, yeah, I thought we could maybe 703 00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:18,506 wear them when we rob Jimmy. 704 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,107 You really made me get on a bus 705 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,776 all the way over here to tell me that? 706 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:26,681 Um, yeah. 707 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:28,215 You're a fucking idiot, Charlie. 708 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,651 Wait wait, don't go. Don't go. 709 00:32:29,784 --> 00:32:31,318 You're here now. You might as well stay. 710 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:32,720 Well might as well I do that? 711 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:34,722 Um. 712 00:32:34,856 --> 00:32:36,724 You say um a fucking lot, don't you? 713 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:38,760 Only when I can't think of anything else to say. 714 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:40,862 Uh. 715 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:44,298 But look, I've got, I've got coffee, 716 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,401 and fruit loaf. 717 00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:51,472 It's like fruit, and it's like bread. 718 00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:52,807 It's like a fruity bread. 719 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,910 But look, I'm sorry, I just, 720 00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:58,345 I really think I just wanted to see you. 721 00:32:58,947 --> 00:33:01,148 [soft music] 722 00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:04,519 Have you got a bed? 723 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:06,921 Um. 724 00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:10,057 [Tattoo girl moaning] 725 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,262 I'm coming. 726 00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:18,298 [Tattoo girl moaning] 727 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:25,673 Shit. 728 00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:30,177 Oh, shit. 729 00:33:31,913 --> 00:33:32,714 Whew. 730 00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:38,185 No one has ever made me come from going down on me before. 731 00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:40,320 Really? 732 00:33:40,454 --> 00:33:43,625 [Tattoo girl panting] 733 00:33:47,829 --> 00:33:49,496 [Tattoo girl laughing] 734 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:52,967 -Can I ask you something? 735 00:33:54,268 --> 00:33:55,135 Yeah. 736 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:57,137 -Why, uh, 737 00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:00,107 sex? 738 00:34:01,809 --> 00:34:05,279 How did you get addicted to it? 739 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:08,482 [sighs] That's not a fun story to tell. 740 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,854 Yeah, you don't need to tell me obviously. 741 00:34:12,987 --> 00:34:15,422 I was just curious. 742 00:34:15,557 --> 00:34:16,323 -It's fine. 743 00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:18,560 You asked. 744 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,130 Might as well tell you so you don't imagine the worst. 745 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,236 When I was 13, my parents split. 746 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,539 I stopped talking. 747 00:34:34,943 --> 00:34:37,579 At first, they thought it was a protest, but... 748 00:34:38,312 --> 00:34:40,147 after a few weeks, they realised they should 749 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,416 probably send me to a professional. 750 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:44,752 [soft music] 751 00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:46,353 Dr. Clark. 752 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:51,726 And that didn't really work either at first, because 753 00:34:52,927 --> 00:34:55,329 I was a master at staying in silence, so... 754 00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:59,166 why would I open my mouth to a complete stranger? 755 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:03,170 Thing is, Dr. Clark didn't really mind 756 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:04,939 that I sat in silence. 757 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:09,611 If anything, it was better for the physical therapy. 758 00:35:13,982 --> 00:35:17,018 I would sit there from 5:30 in the afternoon 759 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:20,354 with the door locked, whilst I was told 760 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,090 to remove my underwear. 761 00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:30,197 I would sit there, whilst Dr. Clark asked me questions like, 762 00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:35,069 "Does that make your tummy feel funny when I touch you there?" 763 00:35:36,203 --> 00:35:38,372 [soft music] 764 00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,775 I would sit there with a tongue in my ear, 765 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:43,845 in my mouth, 766 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,285 all over my body, whilst Dr. Clark made me feel special. 767 00:35:56,557 --> 00:35:57,792 I knew it was wrong, but 768 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,830 I didn't tell anyone. 769 00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:08,002 The thing is, what's so fucked up is that, 770 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:12,272 I liked it. 771 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,078 I know that's not what I'm meant to say, but I did. 772 00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:21,049 [soft music] 773 00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:22,984 My mum started seeing a difference in me. 774 00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:26,821 I was talking again. 775 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:33,594 So she figured that therapy must be doing something right. 776 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,297 And I stopped going. 777 00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:42,436 But I missed the way it made me feel. 778 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,076 I never went back. 779 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:52,780 But I know what I'd do if I did. 780 00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:58,586 I'd kill Dr. Clark for making me who I am today. 781 00:37:07,862 --> 00:37:09,396 I need a shower. 782 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:21,609 [organ music] 783 00:37:22,877 --> 00:37:24,779 [Charlie] So, what's his place like? 784 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:26,047 [Tattoo Girl] Immaculate, that would be 785 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,347 the best way of describing it. 786 00:37:27,481 --> 00:37:29,150 Not a single thing out of place. 787 00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:31,384 He takes pride in everything he owns. 788 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:32,754 [Charlie] So how do we get in? 789 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:33,688 [Tattoo Girl] We walk through the front door. 790 00:37:33,821 --> 00:37:34,655 How else would we get in? 791 00:37:34,789 --> 00:37:36,323 [Charlie] Won't it be locked? 792 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,159 [Tattoo Girl] Yes, but I'll unlock it when I let you in. 793 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:39,426 [Charlie] You're gonna let me in? 794 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,327 [Tattoo Girl] You really need to let me 795 00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:41,062 finish here, Charlie. 796 00:37:41,195 --> 00:37:42,362 [Charlie] Sorry. 797 00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:43,831 [Tattoo Girl] After I let you in, we both put on 798 00:37:43,965 --> 00:37:45,166 the balaclavas and head to the bedroom. 799 00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:46,366 [Charlie] Wait, why are we gonna rob him 800 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,769 when he's in there? 801 00:37:47,902 --> 00:37:48,803 [Tattoo Girl] Because there's only one key, 802 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,805 which funnily enough, he has. 803 00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:52,840 And he doesn't allow anyone in his house 804 00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:53,875 when he's not there. 805 00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:55,109 [Charlie] Okay, that makes sense. 806 00:37:55,243 --> 00:37:56,911 So, what happens in the bedroom? 807 00:37:57,044 --> 00:37:58,780 [Tattoo Girl] I will carefully go over 808 00:37:58,913 --> 00:38:01,215 to the locker and open the safe. 809 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,184 [Charlie] But what am I gonna be doing then? 810 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,019 [Tattoo Girl] Making sure he doesn't wake up. 811 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:06,921 [Charlie] And what if he does wake up? 812 00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:10,091 [Jimmy growling] 813 00:38:10,224 --> 00:38:11,259 Then we shoot him. 814 00:38:12,693 --> 00:38:13,661 Shoot him? 815 00:38:13,795 --> 00:38:14,962 -Yeah. 816 00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,864 In the leg or something, stop him running after us. 817 00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:17,632 With what? 818 00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:18,966 With a gun, you idiot. 819 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:22,469 A gun? Have you got a gun, have you? 820 00:38:22,603 --> 00:38:23,538 No. 821 00:38:23,671 --> 00:38:25,405 No, because I haven't got a gun. 822 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,207 Then we'll get a gun. 823 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,474 -Where will we get a gun? 824 00:38:27,608 --> 00:38:28,876 I know a guy. 825 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:31,712 Have you ever even fired a gun? 826 00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:34,015 No. But how hard can it be? 827 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:36,851 Just point and pull the trigger, right? 828 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:37,919 Yeah, just like that. 829 00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:39,620 -Yes, just like that, Charlie. 830 00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:41,289 Can you stop being such a fucking pussy? 831 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,791 Okay, okay, who is this guy then? 832 00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:46,227 Some American, all right? 833 00:38:47,295 --> 00:38:48,428 Word on the street is there was a drug deal. 834 00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:49,831 Word on the street. 835 00:38:49,964 --> 00:38:50,798 -Can you let me finish my story? 836 00:38:50,932 --> 00:38:52,166 Finish it. 837 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:55,468 -There was a drug deal that went wrong in New York. 838 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:57,738 Two local lads killed his brother. 839 00:38:57,872 --> 00:39:00,174 Left him dead, shot in the head. 840 00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:03,544 So, he's now over here looking for them. 841 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:04,779 Apparently, he drives around with a fucking 842 00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:06,180 arsenal in his boot. 843 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:10,184 Figure we could just get one of those guns. 844 00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:13,420 [snickers] Sorry, that's your plan? 845 00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:15,890 [fake laughs] Yes it is, Charlie. 846 00:39:16,991 --> 00:39:18,059 You have a better one? 847 00:39:18,526 --> 00:39:20,427 No. No. 848 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:24,065 All right, where would we find this American then? 849 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:25,432 Sat right over there. 850 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:28,435 [soft music] 851 00:39:28,569 --> 00:39:31,438 [patrons chattering] 852 00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:38,613 Okay, let's say that is him. 853 00:39:38,746 --> 00:39:40,948 What are you gonna do, just waltz over there, 854 00:39:41,082 --> 00:39:42,850 be like, "excuse me, Mr. Cowboy, sir, 855 00:39:42,984 --> 00:39:43,985 can I buy a gun from you?" 856 00:39:44,118 --> 00:39:45,119 No way. 857 00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:46,053 Yes. 858 00:39:46,187 --> 00:39:47,622 No, no, no. 859 00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:51,491 [patrons chattering] 860 00:39:51,626 --> 00:39:52,459 Hi. 861 00:39:52,593 --> 00:39:54,829 [soft music] 862 00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:59,700 Can we, uh, buy you a drink? 863 00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:01,269 I'm good, thanks. 864 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,270 Okay. 865 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:05,907 How about some nuts or... 866 00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:07,975 pork scratchings? 867 00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:10,278 What the fuck are pork scratchings? 868 00:40:10,978 --> 00:40:15,583 Sort of like dried up bits of pig skin 869 00:40:15,716 --> 00:40:16,584 with hair. 870 00:40:17,818 --> 00:40:20,354 [coughs] They're actually a lot nicer than they sound. 871 00:40:21,856 --> 00:40:23,791 I think I'll stick with the whiskey. 872 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,359 That's fair enough. 873 00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:32,767 So, we were wondering... 874 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,501 If you can buy a gun from me? 875 00:40:36,604 --> 00:40:37,805 Yeah, how did you know that? 876 00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:39,941 You talk very loudly, 877 00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:42,743 and I could hear every single word you said. 878 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:45,780 That's a bit embarrassing. 879 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:47,114 Yeah, a little bit. 880 00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:49,183 Your friend didn't seem so keen. 881 00:40:51,252 --> 00:40:52,353 He's just a, 882 00:40:54,322 --> 00:40:56,724 he just needs to grow a pair of balls. 883 00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,458 She right? 884 00:41:00,861 --> 00:41:01,595 Excuse me? 885 00:41:01,729 --> 00:41:02,997 Do you need to grow a pair? 886 00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:07,001 I, I, I don't know. I don't think so. 887 00:41:07,134 --> 00:41:07,969 So you've got some then? 888 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:08,602 Some? 889 00:41:08,736 --> 00:41:09,804 Balls? 890 00:41:09,937 --> 00:41:12,606 Yes, I got some, two of them, thank you. 891 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:13,641 Prove it. 892 00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:15,142 Come again? 893 00:41:15,276 --> 00:41:19,213 I don't trust you. I don't deal with people I don't trust. 894 00:41:20,448 --> 00:41:23,851 If you wanna gun, get your balls out 895 00:41:25,019 --> 00:41:26,220 and put them on the bar. 896 00:41:26,821 --> 00:41:29,623 [patrons chattering] 897 00:41:30,992 --> 00:41:31,726 Right. 898 00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:36,597 Can we just, we're just gonna have a little regroup. 899 00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:37,431 Come over here. 900 00:41:37,565 --> 00:41:38,799 -Okay. -Sweetheart. 901 00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:40,167 So this guy's insane. 902 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:41,569 Of course he is. He's fucking American. 903 00:41:41,635 --> 00:41:42,570 Well I'm not getting my balls out for him. 904 00:41:42,636 --> 00:41:43,938 Why not? 905 00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:44,839 Because it's a weird thing to ask someone you just met. 906 00:41:44,972 --> 00:41:46,207 Why so weird? 907 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,441 I don't know how many germs are on the bar either. 908 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:48,776 I don't wanna do it. 909 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:49,577 Look, just do it real quick. Just whip them out. 910 00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:50,678 Just whip them out? 911 00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:51,712 Whip your tits out. How about that? 912 00:41:51,846 --> 00:41:52,446 He doesn't want my tits. 913 00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:53,581 Whip your fanny out. 914 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:54,415 -He doesn't want my fanny. -Fuck me. 915 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:55,683 He wants your balls, Charlie. 916 00:41:55,816 --> 00:41:57,718 Come on. What is the problem? 917 00:41:57,852 --> 00:41:59,754 I'll tell you what. I'll do it. How about that? 918 00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,222 He's not giving you very many options, is he? 919 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:02,356 Fine. 920 00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:03,591 -Fine. -Fine. 921 00:42:04,392 --> 00:42:05,459 What will it be? 922 00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:10,197 We gonna do this? 923 00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,600 [soft music] 924 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,338 [fly unzipping] 925 00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:19,440 Stop right there. 926 00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:23,444 You some kinda fag? 927 00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:25,613 What? 928 00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,049 A total stranger in a bar 929 00:42:28,182 --> 00:42:29,950 ask you take your balls out. 930 00:42:31,452 --> 00:42:33,854 That just makes me think of two things. 931 00:42:33,988 --> 00:42:36,123 [soft music] 932 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:39,360 You're either a fag, or you're desperate. 933 00:42:41,996 --> 00:42:42,797 Which is it? 934 00:42:43,631 --> 00:42:44,732 The second one. 935 00:42:44,865 --> 00:42:46,333 You sure about that? 936 00:42:47,635 --> 00:42:48,636 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 937 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:53,040 Okay, meet me tonight at midnight. 938 00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:56,877 Warehouse 19 at the docks. 939 00:42:58,212 --> 00:42:58,979 Don't be late. 940 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,216 The price is 2,000. 941 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:04,519 Right, 2,000. 942 00:43:04,652 --> 00:43:06,654 Is that, so is that pounds or? 943 00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:08,322 Pounds. 944 00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:10,658 Right. You don't take cards? 945 00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:14,462 Thank you. It's cash, he's cash. 946 00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:16,664 Cannot believe you were gonna get your balls out. 947 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:19,433 Fuck off. I don't have 2,000 pounds either. 948 00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,669 Yeah, right, just leave it with me. 949 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:24,071 Meet me outside the big Tasco at 11, all right? 950 00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:25,406 So you gonna come to group tonight? 951 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,774 -Obviously not. 952 00:43:26,907 --> 00:43:28,109 [Tattoo Girl] Nice to meet you. 953 00:43:28,242 --> 00:43:29,276 [The American] See you later. 954 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:32,313 [soft music] 955 00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:34,115 It was at a party. 956 00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:37,051 I don't know how it happened. It just kinda did. 957 00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:42,022 And, yeah, since then I feel like 958 00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:47,895 my life's been a bit foggy and hazy, 959 00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:51,732 kinda like I'm in a, like a dream or something. 960 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:55,402 You, you ever had that dream where you're, you're falling? 961 00:43:55,537 --> 00:43:57,471 You know, you're falling and you're falling 962 00:43:57,606 --> 00:44:01,408 and just before you wake up, you jolt awake. 963 00:44:01,543 --> 00:44:03,477 Like, I feel like, since I first used 964 00:44:03,612 --> 00:44:06,013 my life's been like that, I been falling. 965 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,283 And, I've just been waiting for something to, 966 00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:11,118 to wake me up. 967 00:44:14,255 --> 00:44:17,258 Wow. That's so depressing. 968 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:21,462 Depressing, okay. 969 00:44:21,596 --> 00:44:23,130 Sorry, Nick, expecting something a little bit 970 00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:26,367 more uplifting here, were you? 971 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,868 Fucking depressing. 972 00:44:28,002 --> 00:44:31,038 -No, I, I just mean, it's just 973 00:44:32,006 --> 00:44:32,806 sad. 974 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:38,779 That bit about falling, totally get it. 975 00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:42,449 It touched me on a 976 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,620 like deep profound level, like a human level. 977 00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,054 You know, like really, 978 00:44:47,955 --> 00:44:49,223 whew, it's just sad. 979 00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:52,561 And depressing. 980 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,827 -Mm. 981 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:56,330 You see, I seem to remember about a week ago, 982 00:44:56,463 --> 00:44:59,833 you told a story for about 45 minutes about the time 983 00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,937 you got so pissed you shat yourself in a car park. 984 00:45:03,070 --> 00:45:04,438 Whew. 985 00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:06,907 Whoa. 986 00:45:08,142 --> 00:45:10,211 I mean, you didn't have to attack me, man. 987 00:45:10,344 --> 00:45:13,180 I'm just saying, we all have this in common. 988 00:45:13,314 --> 00:45:15,650 Yeah, like, it binds us together. 989 00:45:15,783 --> 00:45:18,352 It's just sad. 990 00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:19,787 And, um, 991 00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:22,423 and depressing. 992 00:45:22,557 --> 00:45:24,124 I come to these things every week, 993 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:26,227 and I don't say anything, and the one time I do, 994 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,828 you're kinda like jumping on it. 995 00:45:27,962 --> 00:45:28,896 And it's 996 00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:31,265 annoying. 997 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:34,201 His hand's up, isn't it? Yeah. 998 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:38,105 [upbeat music] 999 00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:44,044 [engine idling] 1000 00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:48,349 He said midnight. 1001 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:51,018 Why say midnight if he doesn't turn up at midnight? 1002 00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:52,820 It's just, I hate people who are late. 1003 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,690 - Ugh. He'll be here soon. 1004 00:45:55,856 --> 00:45:57,958 You've been saying that for the last seven minutes. 1005 00:45:58,593 --> 00:45:59,661 [Tattoo girl exhaling] 1006 00:45:59,827 --> 00:46:01,228 You're just nervous, that's all. 1007 00:46:06,467 --> 00:46:10,304 Yes, I am nervous. How are you not nervous? 1008 00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:11,640 -I don't know. 1009 00:46:13,841 --> 00:46:15,476 And where did you get this two grand from? 1010 00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:21,248 [Tattoo Girl] Baby, I've seen some shoes. 1011 00:46:21,382 --> 00:46:22,316 Oh. 1012 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:25,019 -Mm, they're red. 1013 00:46:26,755 --> 00:46:28,690 And they're latex. 1014 00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:34,895 And I think that they would go perfectly with this outfit. 1015 00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,399 They sound really nice. 1016 00:46:38,533 --> 00:46:41,969 You're gonna love them, I promise. 1017 00:46:42,102 --> 00:46:44,171 Go on. How much are they? 1018 00:46:45,272 --> 00:46:46,440 2,000? 1019 00:46:46,574 --> 00:46:48,777 Baby, that is a lot of money. 1020 00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:53,347 Well, you did forget my birthday last month. 1021 00:46:54,315 --> 00:46:57,051 And you know, they're just as much for you 1022 00:46:57,184 --> 00:46:58,886 as they are for me. 1023 00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:01,088 Baby, you're turning me on. 1024 00:47:01,889 --> 00:47:05,527 -They're one of a kind, just like you. 1025 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,294 Just like me. 1026 00:47:07,595 --> 00:47:09,063 Oh, I think I'm gonna come. 1027 00:47:09,196 --> 00:47:11,398 Oh, can I buy the shoes? 1028 00:47:11,533 --> 00:47:12,399 Oh, baby. 1029 00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:15,035 Can I buy the shoes? 1030 00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,036 Oh, I'm coming. 1031 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,905 Can I buy the fucking shoes? 1032 00:47:18,038 --> 00:47:20,742 Yes, buy the fucking shoes! 1033 00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:21,743 Thank you. 1034 00:47:21,909 --> 00:47:24,546 [Jimmy groaning] 1035 00:47:26,548 --> 00:47:27,981 You fucked him again? 1036 00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,618 What the fuck? No, did you not just listen to the story? 1037 00:47:30,752 --> 00:47:32,319 The story where you just made him come? 1038 00:47:32,453 --> 00:47:33,987 But we didn't fuck. 1039 00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:35,422 I beg to differ. 1040 00:47:35,757 --> 00:47:37,792 You beg to differ that we fucked? 1041 00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,628 Well how would you feel if it was the other way around? 1042 00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:42,496 [soft upbeat music] 1043 00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:43,964 Hello, Charlie. 1044 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,467 I'm sorry. 1045 00:47:46,601 --> 00:47:49,537 [soft upbeat music] 1046 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:54,375 Yeah. You did what you had to do, I guess. 1047 00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:58,445 [soft upbeat music] 1048 00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:01,783 This is fucking ridiculous now. Where the fuck is he? 1049 00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:03,217 He'll be here. 1050 00:48:03,350 --> 00:48:06,353 [soft upbeat music] 1051 00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:10,525 What if he shoots us? 1052 00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:11,959 Why would he shoot us? 1053 00:48:13,561 --> 00:48:15,963 I don't know. He's an American, isn't he? 1054 00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:17,965 Don't they just walk around and shoot anyone willy-nilly? 1055 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,535 [chuckles] Willy-nilly, who the fuck says that? 1056 00:48:20,668 --> 00:48:21,368 I say that. 1057 00:48:21,502 --> 00:48:22,269 -Right. 1058 00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,005 Give me your hand. 1059 00:48:25,139 --> 00:48:25,707 -What? 1060 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,808 Give me your hand. 1061 00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:29,811 Feel how fucking fast my heart is beating right now. 1062 00:48:30,978 --> 00:48:32,045 Probably got something to do with the amount 1063 00:48:32,179 --> 00:48:33,313 of heroin that's been through your system. 1064 00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:35,617 No no no, this is different, this is different. 1065 00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:40,154 This feels, this is bad, it's bad. 1066 00:48:40,287 --> 00:48:41,255 We should go, we should leave this. 1067 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:42,456 No, no, what the fuck are you doing? 1068 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:43,591 Charlie, just look at me. Let's breathe. 1069 00:48:43,725 --> 00:48:46,193 [Tattoo girl breathes] 1070 00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:47,194 Breathe with me. 1071 00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:50,598 [Charlie breathing] 1072 00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:52,700 Okay, breathe it out. 1073 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:55,068 Maybe, we should just go inside 1074 00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:56,437 and have a look if he's in there. 1075 00:48:56,571 --> 00:48:58,506 Hm? How's that sound? 1076 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:03,210 Yeah, that's actually a really good idea. 1077 00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:04,378 -Yeah. Okay. 1078 00:49:04,512 --> 00:49:05,446 We shoulda done that when we got here. 1079 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:06,581 -Right. 1080 00:49:06,714 --> 00:49:07,916 Let's go look inside. 1081 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,684 Okay. 1082 00:49:09,818 --> 00:49:13,086 [door sliding] 1083 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:16,891 [soft dramatic music] 1084 00:49:17,024 --> 00:49:18,225 You're late. 1085 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,495 [soft dramatic music] 1086 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:39,179 Have you got the gun? 1087 00:49:42,049 --> 00:49:43,383 I've got the gun. 1088 00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:48,088 Can we see it? 1089 00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:50,491 Money first. 1090 00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,126 Get the money. 1091 00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:57,164 Uh. 1092 00:49:58,900 --> 00:49:59,767 Throw it over. 1093 00:49:59,901 --> 00:50:02,837 [soft dramatic music] 1094 00:50:04,973 --> 00:50:05,874 Oh. 1095 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:08,643 The wallet, you stupid fucking idiot. 1096 00:50:08,776 --> 00:50:10,512 Put the money in the wallet and throw it over. 1097 00:50:10,645 --> 00:50:11,880 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 1098 00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:15,850 [soft dramatic music] 1099 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:22,489 [money rattling] 1100 00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:25,660 [soft dramatic music] 1101 00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:34,702 You're such an idiot. 1102 00:50:35,803 --> 00:50:38,740 [soft dramatic music] 1103 00:50:48,850 --> 00:50:49,784 It's in the trunk. 1104 00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:52,520 You mean the boot? 1105 00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,622 I mean the trunk. 1106 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,190 That's what Americans call boots. 1107 00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:58,325 I know. 1108 00:50:59,928 --> 00:51:00,762 Don't worry. 1109 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,431 I won't shoot you in the back. 1110 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:08,201 [footsteps thudding] 1111 00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:11,238 [soft dramatic music] 1112 00:51:19,146 --> 00:51:20,147 What is that? 1113 00:51:20,815 --> 00:51:21,849 It's a gun. 1114 00:51:23,885 --> 00:51:25,152 What are we supposed to do with that? 1115 00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:27,055 You ordered a gun. That's a gun. 1116 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:29,023 That is a gun. Yeah, that is a gun. 1117 00:51:29,156 --> 00:51:32,727 That is a gun used to shoot deer with in about 1880. 1118 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:35,395 You haven't got anything smaller, have you? 1119 00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:37,431 You didn't specify size. 1120 00:51:37,565 --> 00:51:39,232 No, I know that, but I mean, 1121 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:40,500 what am I supposed to do with this? 1122 00:51:40,635 --> 00:51:43,538 I can't hide this. It isn't very subtle, is it? 1123 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,238 Wear an overcoat. 1124 00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:46,641 I don't have an overcoat. 1125 00:51:46,774 --> 00:51:48,076 Well, buy one. 1126 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:49,077 Brilliant, so now I have to buy 1127 00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:50,912 an overcoat as well as this? 1128 00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:53,014 We don't, I don't actually want this. 1129 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,751 So, so you take that, I'll take the money back 1130 00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,285 and then we'll just go our separate ways. 1131 00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:00,054 No refunds. 1132 00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:03,457 What the fuck do you mean no refunds? 1133 00:52:03,591 --> 00:52:05,960 I mean no fucking refunds. 1134 00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:08,228 You ordered a gun. That's a gun! 1135 00:52:08,596 --> 00:52:09,764 That's bullshit. 1136 00:52:09,897 --> 00:52:12,199 Tell someone who gives a shit. 1137 00:52:12,265 --> 00:52:13,601 [dramatic music] 1138 00:52:13,735 --> 00:52:14,669 You netted us 2,000-- 1139 00:52:14,802 --> 00:52:15,770 [fist striking] 1140 00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:17,505 - Oh, Charlie, wait. What the fuck? 1141 00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:20,541 Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. 1142 00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:23,778 Okay, why doesn't everyone just chill out? 1143 00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:26,514 We're cool. We're cool. 1144 00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:29,216 Just that is, 1145 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:30,885 is like exactly what we need. 1146 00:52:31,019 --> 00:52:32,219 Can we not have that one? 1147 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:33,855 This is my gun. 1148 00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:35,790 But it's literally the perfect size. 1149 00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:38,559 So is my dick. You want some of that? 1150 00:52:39,594 --> 00:52:42,063 My advice to you is take that rifle 1151 00:52:42,229 --> 00:52:44,398 and get the fuck outta here. 1152 00:52:45,399 --> 00:52:46,233 -Okay. -Okay. 1153 00:52:46,668 --> 00:52:47,434 Okay. 1154 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:51,471 One second, though. Is this thing even loaded like? 1155 00:52:51,606 --> 00:52:52,674 - Of course it's fucking loaded. 1156 00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:53,473 [gun firing] 1157 00:52:53,608 --> 00:52:54,942 - Ah! 1158 00:52:55,076 --> 00:52:56,678 Ah! I'm so sorry. 1159 00:52:56,811 --> 00:52:58,846 That was, my finger was on the, I... 1160 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,313 You shot me, kid! 1161 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:02,249 I did. I did, but that was an accident. 1162 00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:04,317 Now I'm gonna shoot you! 1163 00:53:04,451 --> 00:53:07,021 [gun firing] 1164 00:53:07,155 --> 00:53:09,757 [clock ticking] 1165 00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:15,495 [tyres squealing] 1166 00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:18,566 Oh, fuck me! I can't believe he shot me! 1167 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:19,667 Ow! 1168 00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:22,402 Oh Jesus, it's a fucking graze. 1169 00:53:22,537 --> 00:53:25,707 From a bullet. It's a graze from a fucking bullet. 1170 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,340 Will you stop being such a fucking baby? 1171 00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:28,910 Have you ever been shot? 1172 00:53:29,043 --> 00:53:29,644 What? 1173 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:30,878 Have you ever been shot? 1174 00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:32,279 No. 1175 00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:34,148 No, then until you get shot, you can't say anything. 1176 00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:35,950 Fuck me. Ow! 1177 00:53:37,284 --> 00:53:37,885 Ow! 1178 00:53:41,321 --> 00:53:43,157 [Charlie exhaling] 1179 00:53:43,323 --> 00:53:45,292 [knocking on door] 1180 00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:47,962 [knocking on door] 1181 00:53:54,001 --> 00:53:55,069 [punch striking] 1182 00:53:57,705 --> 00:53:59,674 Ah! Ah! 1183 00:54:01,876 --> 00:54:04,078 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! 1184 00:54:04,212 --> 00:54:05,312 Ow! Ow! 1185 00:54:07,115 --> 00:54:08,315 Who the fuck are you? 1186 00:54:11,485 --> 00:54:12,720 [punch striking] 1187 00:54:13,855 --> 00:54:16,057 [Charlie breathing hard] 1188 00:54:16,190 --> 00:54:18,693 [dramatic music] 1189 00:54:18,826 --> 00:54:21,696 [punches striking] 1190 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:27,935 Are you hibernating? 1191 00:54:29,904 --> 00:54:31,105 Did you hear what I said? 1192 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,406 Are you hibernating? 1193 00:54:36,110 --> 00:54:38,646 Are you a dirty little hedgehog? 1194 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,181 I can see that. 1195 00:54:41,616 --> 00:54:43,050 What I can't see 1196 00:54:43,785 --> 00:54:48,156 is what my girl would see in a fucking junkie hedgehog. 1197 00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:50,558 Can you explain it to me? 1198 00:54:50,691 --> 00:54:52,026 Mm-hm. 1199 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,695 Yeah, she's with me for my big dick. 1200 00:54:54,829 --> 00:54:56,030 What did you say? 1201 00:54:57,265 --> 00:55:00,400 You got fucking balls, I'll give you that. 1202 00:55:01,002 --> 00:55:02,469 Let's have a little bet, huh? 1203 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:08,075 Whoever hast he biggest dick gets the girl. 1204 00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:11,012 What? 1205 00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:17,185 How's that for you? 1206 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:19,187 Did you seriously just get your dick out? 1207 00:55:19,386 --> 00:55:20,254 Your turn. 1208 00:55:22,023 --> 00:55:23,524 No, thank you. 1209 00:55:23,658 --> 00:55:24,659 Why not? 1210 00:55:25,126 --> 00:55:27,094 Well, I don't want to. 1211 00:55:27,228 --> 00:55:29,664 I want you to look at it. 1212 00:55:29,797 --> 00:55:30,865 I don't want to. 1213 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:33,100 Look at my dick. 1214 00:55:33,234 --> 00:55:34,535 Please text me a picture of it-- 1215 00:55:34,669 --> 00:55:38,639 I'm not asking. Look at my fucking dick. 1216 00:55:38,773 --> 00:55:39,540 I'm actually not gonna. 1217 00:55:39,674 --> 00:55:43,077 Look at my fucking dick. 1218 00:55:44,946 --> 00:55:47,414 Aw, fuck, yeah. I saw it, mate. 1219 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,950 Come closer. 1220 00:55:49,717 --> 00:55:50,751 -What? 1221 00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:52,687 Come 1222 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:53,821 closer. 1223 00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:56,057 What? What? 1224 00:55:56,456 --> 00:55:58,326 Come closer. 1225 00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,427 -What the fuck is going on? 1226 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,097 -Don't make me ask again. 1227 00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:06,601 I'm gonna fucking do it, just give me a second. 1228 00:56:08,336 --> 00:56:09,436 There you go. 1229 00:56:09,537 --> 00:56:10,304 Closer. 1230 00:56:12,573 --> 00:56:15,076 You are fucking odd. Odd. 1231 00:56:16,577 --> 00:56:17,812 -Closer. 1232 00:56:17,945 --> 00:56:21,148 [soft dramatic music] 1233 00:56:21,282 --> 00:56:22,449 Closer. 1234 00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:25,186 [Charlie groaning] 1235 00:56:25,319 --> 00:56:26,320 [penis smacking] 1236 00:56:27,588 --> 00:56:30,124 [soft dramatic music] 1237 00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:31,325 What happened? 1238 00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:34,629 [Charlie spitting] 1239 00:56:34,762 --> 00:56:37,698 -Now, if you ever 1240 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:41,269 come near my girl 1241 00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:43,037 ever again, 1242 00:56:43,371 --> 00:56:45,773 and I will fucking kill you with it. 1243 00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,475 You understand me, Hedge? 1244 00:56:49,176 --> 00:56:51,245 Do you understand? 1245 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:55,116 Capiche. Got it. 1246 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:56,751 Fucking got it. 1247 00:56:57,785 --> 00:56:58,586 Good. 1248 00:57:00,254 --> 00:57:01,222 Fuck me. 1249 00:57:01,355 --> 00:57:05,192 [soft dramatic music] 1250 00:57:05,326 --> 00:57:06,761 [door closing] 1251 00:57:07,528 --> 00:57:08,296 [Advisor Sue] Charlie? 1252 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,168 Charlie? 1253 00:57:14,969 --> 00:57:15,770 Charlie? 1254 00:57:18,673 --> 00:57:19,373 Hi. 1255 00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:20,775 -Hi. -Welcome back. 1256 00:57:23,077 --> 00:57:24,946 Is everything okay? 1257 00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:26,147 Yeah. 1258 00:57:28,849 --> 00:57:29,650 Great. 1259 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:34,188 Have you got something you want to share with the group? 1260 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:39,093 I'm not really in the mood for share tonight, actually. 1261 00:57:41,195 --> 00:57:44,298 I don't even know why I came. I'm gonna go. 1262 00:57:44,432 --> 00:57:45,733 -Charlie, um, 1263 00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,102 what are you saying? 1264 00:57:50,338 --> 00:57:51,439 I'm saying 1265 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,843 fuck sharing, I'm gonna be selfish for a bit. 1266 00:57:56,844 --> 00:57:59,880 -But what if, what if I suggested to you, 1267 00:58:00,014 --> 00:58:02,550 perhaps, and, and just something for you 1268 00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:04,285 to think about and work on? 1269 00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:05,219 [Charlie] What? 1270 00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:09,557 Maybe that selfishness is what brought 1271 00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,025 you here in the first place. 1272 00:58:12,059 --> 00:58:15,896 Uh, it's not. Heroin is. 1273 00:58:16,764 --> 00:58:19,633 And I wasn't selfish. I always shared my needles. 1274 00:58:21,836 --> 00:58:23,104 That was, 1275 00:58:23,671 --> 00:58:25,840 I, I smoke heroin, I don't even inject it. 1276 00:58:25,973 --> 00:58:29,110 That was a joke. Fucking lighten up, tough crowd. 1277 00:58:29,243 --> 00:58:30,778 I think I can speak for the group 1278 00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:32,780 when I say that wasn't funny. 1279 00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:36,650 Yeah, I sensed that when nobody laughed. 1280 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:39,787 And look, 1281 00:58:41,589 --> 00:58:42,323 to be honest, 1282 00:58:43,491 --> 00:58:45,493 I don't think this is working out for me. 1283 00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:50,965 Because, I'll be honest with you right now, 1284 00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,602 I get high all the time still. 1285 00:58:56,103 --> 00:58:57,071 I'm still using. 1286 00:58:58,039 --> 00:58:59,407 I'm high right now. 1287 00:59:00,674 --> 00:59:01,675 Sh. 1288 00:59:02,977 --> 00:59:03,677 Thank you. 1289 00:59:03,811 --> 00:59:05,079 -Welcome. -Yeah. 1290 00:59:05,813 --> 00:59:08,616 That's brave, and you are among friends. 1291 00:59:09,016 --> 00:59:11,685 And there is no judgement here, Charlie, 1292 00:59:12,253 --> 00:59:14,021 but please, I implore you. 1293 00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:19,693 Just take a minute, just for yourself, get centred. 1294 00:59:21,729 --> 00:59:23,064 Maybe have a cup of tea. 1295 00:59:24,498 --> 00:59:25,933 Something nice and hot, and a nice biscuit. 1296 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,435 -I'm not a kid. 1297 00:59:28,335 --> 00:59:29,804 None of us are kids. 1298 00:59:30,404 --> 00:59:33,007 And talking about this shit 1299 00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,475 doesn't actually make it any easier. 1300 00:59:34,642 --> 00:59:37,278 In fact, it makes it fucking harder. 1301 00:59:38,913 --> 00:59:42,016 Okay, I come here every week, and we talk and, 1302 00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:45,653 and it reminds me that the only thing that's ever 1303 00:59:45,753 --> 00:59:48,389 made me happy in my life 1304 00:59:50,324 --> 00:59:51,492 is heroin. 1305 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:52,726 Charlie, go to your happy place. 1306 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:55,229 My happy place is me doing heroin. 1307 00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:57,731 You're not a smart woman. 1308 00:59:59,033 --> 00:59:59,934 Uh. 1309 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:03,771 Fine, I don't think there's any need for an insult. 1310 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:10,678 I'm sorry. I'm, I didn't mean to insult you. 1311 01:00:11,979 --> 01:00:15,517 I was just questioning your intelligence. That's all. 1312 01:00:18,953 --> 01:00:21,822 Ugh. That's a shame, Charlie, 1313 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:24,225 because I really feel like we were, 1314 01:00:24,358 --> 01:00:27,428 we were making some progress, but I'm so sorry. 1315 01:00:27,562 --> 01:00:30,599 I think maybe it's time 1316 01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:31,699 that you left. 1317 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,467 Yeah, great. 1318 01:00:33,602 --> 01:00:36,370 I been trying to do that for like 10 minutes, so 1319 01:00:36,505 --> 01:00:37,606 it's cool with me. 1320 01:00:41,142 --> 01:00:44,445 Jess. Say hi to your cat, mate. 1321 01:00:47,181 --> 01:00:48,115 [door opening] 1322 01:00:48,249 --> 01:00:49,551 [Charlie] Good night, children. 1323 01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:52,820 [door closing] 1324 01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:56,558 You just can't help people that won't help themselves. 1325 01:00:58,259 --> 01:01:00,227 It's a really big lesson tonight, guys. 1326 01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:03,831 [sighs] Let's regroup. 1327 01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:10,171 [Tattoo girl exhaling] 1328 01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:11,038 Hey. 1329 01:01:15,776 --> 01:01:16,511 Can we talk? 1330 01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:30,324 Fuck, Charlie, I'm so sorry. 1331 01:01:32,259 --> 01:01:33,562 Why did you tell him? 1332 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,062 I didn't want to. 1333 01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:38,766 He beat it out of me, saw the texts. I'm sorry. 1334 01:01:38,899 --> 01:01:39,800 Had to. 1335 01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:46,173 You know he slapped me with it. 1336 01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:51,212 His penis, he slapped me with it. 1337 01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:53,881 What? 1338 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:56,116 He beat the shit out of me, and he made me crawl over 1339 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:58,953 to it and then he was like, "look at it". 1340 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,557 And you know what? It looked right back at me. 1341 01:02:03,224 --> 01:02:07,161 [chuckles] Sorry. I'm sorry. 1342 01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:10,798 You're laughing, okay. Fuck you. 1343 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,567 -I'm sorry. 1344 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:15,836 You've got really shitty taste in men. 1345 01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:17,404 Not all men. 1346 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:20,474 Come on. 1347 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:23,578 You've gone from abusive porn star to junkie bum. 1348 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:24,912 You're not a bum. 1349 01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,985 Look at me. What have I got? 1350 01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:34,989 Got no money. Got no friends. 1351 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:38,025 I have a job. Do have a job. 1352 01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:40,528 Makes me wanna kill myself every time I clock in. 1353 01:02:42,697 --> 01:02:43,397 What have I got? 1354 01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:45,833 You got me. 1355 01:02:52,373 --> 01:02:56,076 Did you, uh, did you tell him about the plan? 1356 01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:57,712 No. 1357 01:02:57,845 --> 01:02:58,846 No? 1358 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:00,247 Good. 1359 01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:03,083 Because I don't just wanna rob him, 1360 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:05,419 I wanna fucking kill him. 1361 01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:10,592 So it's pretty much still the exact same plan, 1362 01:03:10,725 --> 01:03:11,959 just have a different ending. 1363 01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:13,460 So we're not gonna rob him anymore? 1364 01:03:13,595 --> 01:03:16,631 What? Of course we're gonna rob him. You're not listening. 1365 01:03:16,765 --> 01:03:19,099 It's just that this time I'm gonna use the gun 1366 01:03:19,233 --> 01:03:21,302 and I'm gonna blow his fucking brains out. 1367 01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,438 So you shoot him in the head? 1368 01:03:25,306 --> 01:03:27,509 Yes, I'm gonna shoot him in the head. 1369 01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:28,942 Why, where were you thinking of shooting him? 1370 01:03:29,076 --> 01:03:31,445 Don't know, the head just seems kinda harsh, isn't it? 1371 01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:33,715 Harsh? Look at your face. 1372 01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:36,183 Look at my face. This guy deserves fucking harsh. 1373 01:03:36,317 --> 01:03:37,752 The guy's lucky I don't fucking 1374 01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:39,920 cut his dick off or something. 1375 01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:44,091 Ooh. 1376 01:03:44,659 --> 01:03:45,760 Let's do that. 1377 01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,428 I was joking. I was, that was a joke. 1378 01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:49,229 You're, that's not a joke face. 1379 01:03:49,897 --> 01:03:51,065 No, obviously not. 1380 01:03:51,198 --> 01:03:53,901 No [clears throat]. Shoot him in the head then. 1381 01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:58,640 So you actually wanna do this? 1382 01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:01,108 Yeah. 1383 01:04:01,241 --> 01:04:02,476 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1384 01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:03,477 Okay. 1385 01:04:05,045 --> 01:04:05,946 To justice. 1386 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:08,449 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 1387 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:09,450 Okay. 1388 01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:10,084 I'll just cheers you. 1389 01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:10,785 It felt right. 1390 01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:11,919 [glasses clinking] 1391 01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:16,524 [soft music] 1392 01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:13,615 I love you. 1393 01:05:17,652 --> 01:05:19,687 [knocking on door] 1394 01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:23,090 Who the fuck is that? 1395 01:05:24,826 --> 01:05:26,661 I don't know. I don't know. 1396 01:05:27,327 --> 01:05:28,395 Get the gun. 1397 01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:33,701 [soft suspenseful music] 1398 01:05:35,002 --> 01:05:35,737 Who is it? 1399 01:05:35,870 --> 01:05:39,139 [soft suspenseful music] 1400 01:05:51,485 --> 01:05:52,486 Freeze! 1401 01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,387 Fucking hell! 1402 01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:54,889 Oh fuck, Mark, I'm so sorry. 1403 01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:56,089 I just pissed my pants! 1404 01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:58,225 Look at that, proper pissed myself. 1405 01:05:58,358 --> 01:06:00,929 Yeah. You, do you want some new trousers? 1406 01:06:01,061 --> 01:06:01,729 Come in. 1407 01:06:01,863 --> 01:06:03,096 Why have you got a gun? 1408 01:06:05,032 --> 01:06:06,033 Why is it so big? 1409 01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:10,137 Are these really all you have? 1410 01:06:11,506 --> 01:06:13,541 Yeah, everything else was dirty. 1411 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,710 Great, great. 1412 01:06:16,544 --> 01:06:17,879 Great. 1413 01:06:18,045 --> 01:06:19,948 So do you wanna talk about what happened or? 1414 01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:22,750 [Charlie] With what? 1415 01:06:22,884 --> 01:06:24,084 With what, with what? 1416 01:06:24,218 --> 01:06:27,120 With the whole, the whole pointing a gun in my face. 1417 01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:28,790 You know, me pissing my pants. 1418 01:06:28,923 --> 01:06:29,624 Yeah, that. 1419 01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:30,491 [Mark] Yeah, that. 1420 01:06:31,759 --> 01:06:34,228 Yeah, well, it's a, it's a funny story. 1421 01:06:36,497 --> 01:06:38,867 Um, I'm actually babysitting it. 1422 01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:40,535 It's not my, it doesn't belong to me. 1423 01:06:40,668 --> 01:06:41,870 That's not funny. 1424 01:06:42,069 --> 01:06:42,770 [Charlie] What? 1425 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,205 Well, you said funny story. That's not a funny story. 1426 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:46,908 It's barely even a story. 1427 01:06:47,074 --> 01:06:50,477 I mean, who the fuck babysits a gun? It's stupid. 1428 01:06:50,612 --> 01:06:52,847 Whose gun is it anyway? I'm Mark, by the way. 1429 01:06:52,981 --> 01:06:54,081 Oh yeah, so Mark, this is-- 1430 01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:56,450 Oh, oh oh, oh oh oh. 1431 01:06:56,584 --> 01:06:59,721 The, uh, sex addict. 1432 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:01,589 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1433 01:07:01,723 --> 01:07:02,456 You told him that? 1434 01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:03,758 - Addict. 1435 01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:05,793 [Charlie] It just came up really briefly. 1436 01:07:05,927 --> 01:07:07,094 Nice. 1437 01:07:07,529 --> 01:07:08,630 You know I can see you? 1438 01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:10,665 Don't worry about the gun thing. 1439 01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:14,101 She, she's left, she's left me. 1440 01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:15,168 Who has? 1441 01:07:15,302 --> 01:07:17,304 My bastard wife, she fucking left me. 1442 01:07:17,437 --> 01:07:20,307 Hey, that's, that's fantastic news. 1443 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,475 That's exactly what you wanted. 1444 01:07:21,609 --> 01:07:22,109 I didn't want that. 1445 01:07:22,242 --> 01:07:23,176 Yes, you did. 1446 01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:24,612 No, no no, I wanted to leave her. 1447 01:07:24,746 --> 01:07:26,781 But the fucking bitch has beaten me to it. 1448 01:07:26,915 --> 01:07:28,248 Said she wasn't happy or something. 1449 01:07:28,382 --> 01:07:29,517 I wasn't fucking listening. 1450 01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,318 Yeah, Mark, you weren't happy. 1451 01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:34,022 I know. Do you understand what I'm saying? 1452 01:07:34,154 --> 01:07:37,792 Do you know, seven years. Seven, seven, seven years. 1453 01:07:37,926 --> 01:07:40,460 And then, then, then, see ya. 1454 01:07:40,595 --> 01:07:41,563 Like, like it's nothing. 1455 01:07:41,696 --> 01:07:43,598 Like it's, like it's not my house, 1456 01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:45,332 and it's my fucking house. 1457 01:07:45,465 --> 01:07:46,400 Watch the beer. 1458 01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:48,135 And she's so like smug about it. 1459 01:07:48,235 --> 01:07:50,738 [groans] It's like she didn't give a shit about it. 1460 01:07:50,872 --> 01:07:51,338 Do you know what I mean? 1461 01:07:51,471 --> 01:07:52,774 Mark, Mark. 1462 01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,408 You didn't give a shit. 1463 01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,811 Of course I give a shit! Of course I give a shit! 1464 01:07:56,945 --> 01:07:58,145 Seriously, the carpet. 1465 01:07:58,245 --> 01:08:00,414 Do you know what? Fuck the fucking carpet. 1466 01:08:00,548 --> 01:08:02,316 Fuck the fucking carpet. 1467 01:08:02,449 --> 01:08:04,919 Fuck off the fucking carpet! 1468 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,688 Mark! 1469 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,155 Fucking carpet! 1470 01:08:13,027 --> 01:08:15,730 Wow, I'm so sorry about that. That's not-- 1471 01:08:16,263 --> 01:08:17,999 Yes, that-- 1472 01:08:18,165 --> 01:08:19,734 Sorry about that. 1473 01:08:19,867 --> 01:08:21,603 Have you got a flannel or a tea towel or? 1474 01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:23,170 I'll clean it up right now. 1475 01:08:23,303 --> 01:08:24,271 Don't worry about it. 1476 01:08:26,774 --> 01:08:29,276 [Charlie sighing] 1477 01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,012 [Mark sighing] 1478 01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:33,715 You okay? 1479 01:08:40,521 --> 01:08:41,623 Do you still love her? 1480 01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:46,794 Then maybe you need to do something to show her that. 1481 01:08:47,095 --> 01:08:50,197 Like, like buy her some flowers, 1482 01:08:50,297 --> 01:08:53,500 or maybe like take her out for a dinner or something. 1483 01:08:53,635 --> 01:08:57,204 And, uh, just something to make, 1484 01:08:57,839 --> 01:09:00,440 make, make her realise that you care still. 1485 01:09:01,843 --> 01:09:04,211 Oh, maybe, yeah. 1486 01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:08,816 [Tattoo Girl] Oh for fuck sake. 1487 01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:11,886 Can you stop being such a whiny little bitch? 1488 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:14,689 You don't love her. 1489 01:09:15,389 --> 01:09:18,026 You're just fucked off because she left you. 1490 01:09:18,225 --> 01:09:20,662 Makes you feel small and pathetic, 1491 01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:22,997 like you're not a proper man. 1492 01:09:23,131 --> 01:09:24,364 You're looking at this the wrong way. 1493 01:09:24,498 --> 01:09:25,867 You need to look at the positives. 1494 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,135 Positives. 1495 01:09:27,935 --> 01:09:30,370 -Yeah. I mean, you're okay looking. 1496 01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:32,840 I bet you got a few quid in your pocket. 1497 01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:35,710 Yeah, I mean. I do okay. 1498 01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:38,746 Right, so with an okay face and money, 1499 01:09:39,714 --> 01:09:41,883 you could probably bang some half-decent women. 1500 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:46,486 It's not your heart that's hurting. It's your pride. 1501 01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:52,492 [exhales] Pretty fucking deep. 1502 01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:55,262 It's not deep. It's just honest. 1503 01:09:56,664 --> 01:09:58,265 It's late. I'm tired. 1504 01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:00,535 Charlie, can you hurry up? 1505 01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:02,269 Because I wanna come before we go to sleep. 1506 01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:06,206 Big day tomorrow. Nice to meet you, Mark. 1507 01:10:06,339 --> 01:10:07,508 -Yeah, good night. 1508 01:10:11,913 --> 01:10:13,147 [Mark groaning] 1509 01:10:18,586 --> 01:10:19,954 Marry her. 1510 01:10:21,756 --> 01:10:24,458 [birds chirping] 1511 01:10:51,284 --> 01:10:51,886 [door opening] 1512 01:10:52,019 --> 01:10:53,054 Oh fuck me! 1513 01:10:53,187 --> 01:10:54,188 [Mark shouting] 1514 01:10:55,556 --> 01:10:57,324 What are you doing? 1515 01:10:57,457 --> 01:11:00,494 I, I, just, just, just sleeping. 1516 01:11:00,628 --> 01:11:01,929 Why are you sleeping on my toilet? 1517 01:11:02,063 --> 01:11:03,396 -I don't know. 1518 01:11:03,531 --> 01:11:05,900 I mean, I must have just come in to do a shit last night 1519 01:11:06,033 --> 01:11:07,400 and fell asleep on the-- 1520 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:08,335 What the fuck is all the shouting about? 1521 01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:09,704 -Nothing. -Morning. 1522 01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:12,439 Are you shitting? 1523 01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:16,110 Um, I don't, I don't even know, to be honest. 1524 01:11:16,244 --> 01:11:17,645 For fuck sake, fucking gross. 1525 01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,113 Sorry, sorry. 1526 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,483 Why the fuck have you got a balaclava? 1527 01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:24,786 Yeah, that's the important thing, isn't it? 1528 01:11:24,919 --> 01:11:26,486 Why are you sleeping on my toilet? 1529 01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:28,156 Get the fuck out of my bathroom. 1530 01:11:28,355 --> 01:11:30,892 Yeah, uh, issue, um. 1531 01:11:31,692 --> 01:11:32,794 I've been sitting here for hours. 1532 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:34,394 I can't even feel my legs. 1533 01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:36,264 Can you, I can't even feel them at all. 1534 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,364 Can you help me get-- 1535 01:11:38,699 --> 01:11:39,567 Can you? 1536 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,602 [Mark] Ow, ow ow, owie! 1537 01:11:43,070 --> 01:11:44,906 Okay, nice to meet you. 1538 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:47,374 [Charlie] That's enough. 1539 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:50,778 [Mark groaning] 1540 01:11:50,912 --> 01:11:51,846 Yeah. 1541 01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:56,184 You're not gonna put on the piss trousers again? 1542 01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:58,886 Yeah, they'll be dry. They'll be fine. 1543 01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:00,788 Yeah, but the smell. 1544 01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:02,389 Oh, the smell? 1545 01:12:02,455 --> 01:12:03,791 Yeah. 1546 01:12:03,925 --> 01:12:06,127 [sniffs] Yeah. [sniffs] Yeah, a little bit pissy still. 1547 01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:08,896 But that's all right. What are you gonna do? 1548 01:12:11,265 --> 01:12:13,768 Probably not gonna come into work today, Mark. 1549 01:12:13,901 --> 01:12:16,804 Okay, yeah, I think that's, think that's fair enough. 1550 01:12:17,705 --> 01:12:18,405 Yeah. 1551 01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:21,008 You're um, 1552 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:25,713 you're not gonna do anything, you know, 1553 01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,515 stupid, are you, Charles? 1554 01:12:27,648 --> 01:12:29,617 [soft music] 1555 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,052 What do you mean? 1556 01:12:31,185 --> 01:12:32,887 The whole guns and balaclavas thing 1557 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,890 doesn't exactly say sensible. 1558 01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:39,894 And heroin does? 1559 01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:41,963 Good point. 1560 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:43,865 Yeah. 1561 01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:48,102 It's just that, you know, I, I like you, man. 1562 01:12:48,236 --> 01:12:50,437 You're a good guy. 1563 01:12:50,503 --> 01:12:53,174 [soft music] 1564 01:12:53,307 --> 01:12:54,542 Thanks, Mark. 1565 01:12:54,675 --> 01:12:56,210 -Yeah. 1566 01:12:56,344 --> 01:12:57,345 Right. 1567 01:12:58,045 --> 01:13:00,348 Mark, your, your coat? 1568 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,481 -Yeah. 1569 01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:03,618 Can I borrow that for a couple of days? 1570 01:13:04,252 --> 01:13:07,255 Um, yeah, yeah. Fits you, yeah. 1571 01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:09,090 -Thanks. 1572 01:13:09,223 --> 01:13:10,992 You know what? You can, you can keep that one. 1573 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,059 -Yeah? 1574 01:13:12,193 --> 01:13:13,961 Yeah. Yeah, thanks for having me. 1575 01:13:15,096 --> 01:13:16,264 No, thanks for coming. 1576 01:13:16,463 --> 01:13:18,532 Same time next week or something. 1577 01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:19,600 -Yeah, maybe. 1578 01:13:19,734 --> 01:13:21,602 -All right, see ya. 1579 01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:29,777 Hm. 1580 01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:36,483 Well, what do you think? Big enough to hide a musket? 1581 01:13:36,550 --> 01:13:37,618 I love it. 1582 01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:39,654 So I have today off. 1583 01:13:39,787 --> 01:13:41,622 Oh, really? 1584 01:13:41,756 --> 01:13:43,624 Mm-hm. What do you wanna do? 1585 01:13:43,758 --> 01:13:46,060 [upbeat music] 1586 01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:55,369 [Therapist] Charlie. 1587 01:13:57,071 --> 01:14:00,508 You need to stop with the sex stuff. 1588 01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:02,777 Why? 1589 01:14:02,910 --> 01:14:06,514 You don't need to go into so much detail every time. 1590 01:14:07,281 --> 01:14:08,916 It's an important part of the story. 1591 01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:14,288 How is you having sex an important part of the story? 1592 01:14:14,422 --> 01:14:19,026 Surely the whole planning a murder is the important part. 1593 01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,562 Well, it's a subplot, isn't it? 1594 01:14:21,696 --> 01:14:22,930 It's character development. 1595 01:14:23,064 --> 01:14:26,934 These aren't characters, Charlie. 1596 01:14:27,068 --> 01:14:30,771 This isn't a made-up story. This is your life, isn't it? 1597 01:14:32,239 --> 01:14:34,675 Or is this all some sort of joke? 1598 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,677 Glad to see you think my life's a joke, Doc. 1599 01:14:36,811 --> 01:14:37,645 Unbelievable. 1600 01:14:37,778 --> 01:14:39,280 I need a drink. 1601 01:14:46,554 --> 01:14:49,123 [top unscrewing] 1602 01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:52,560 Can I get one of those? 1603 01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:57,398 [glass banging] 1604 01:14:57,898 --> 01:14:59,000 So should I-- 1605 01:14:59,433 --> 01:14:59,934 Go ahead. 1606 01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,135 Okay, great. 1607 01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:02,636 Supposed to get to Jimmy's place by 1:00 AM, 1608 01:15:02,770 --> 01:15:04,705 on the dot, not a minute later. 1609 01:15:04,839 --> 01:15:08,442 [radio stations changing] 1610 01:15:11,078 --> 01:15:12,980 Oh banger, banger. 1611 01:15:13,114 --> 01:15:15,449 [soft music] 1612 01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:19,887 [Charlie singing] 1613 01:15:21,389 --> 01:15:23,891 ♪ Some girls, the never forget it ♪ 1614 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:29,330 ♪ No [indistinct singing] ♪ 1615 01:15:35,036 --> 01:15:37,671 ♪ It's so easy ♪ 1616 01:15:39,508 --> 01:15:44,211 ♪ All you got to do is try a little tenderness ♪ 1617 01:15:47,214 --> 01:15:51,619 ♪ Tenderness ♪ 1618 01:15:51,752 --> 01:15:54,789 ♪ Squeeze her, don't you tease her, never leave her ♪ 1619 01:15:54,922 --> 01:15:56,991 ♪ You've got to, oh, you've got to, oh ♪ 1620 01:15:57,124 --> 01:16:01,862 ♪ You've got to fucking try a little tenderness ♪ 1621 01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:07,034 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 1622 01:16:09,737 --> 01:16:13,240 ♪ Squeeze her, don't you tease her, never leave her ♪ 1623 01:16:13,374 --> 01:16:14,742 ♪ You've got to, oh, you've got to, oh ♪ 1624 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:15,810 ♪ You've got to ♪ 1625 01:16:15,943 --> 01:16:17,945 Oh fuck, fuck I'm gonna be late. 1626 01:16:47,808 --> 01:16:50,512 [suspenseful music] 1627 01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:12,433 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1628 01:17:57,878 --> 01:17:58,913 [door clicking] 1629 01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:02,349 Shh. 1630 01:18:03,884 --> 01:18:05,019 Where is he? 1631 01:18:05,152 --> 01:18:06,420 He's in there. You're late. 1632 01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:10,659 Yeah, I know. Traffic was pretty bad. 1633 01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,193 Traffic, at 1:00 AM? 1634 01:18:12,927 --> 01:18:13,961 Yeah. 1635 01:18:14,094 --> 01:18:14,895 For fuck sake, where's the balaclava? 1636 01:18:15,029 --> 01:18:15,829 Yeah. 1637 01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:20,167 [soft suspenseful music] 1638 01:18:21,769 --> 01:18:24,071 Wait. Do we even need to wear these? 1639 01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:25,372 We're gonna kill him. 1640 01:18:25,507 --> 01:18:27,542 Yeah, absolutely not, no. 1641 01:18:28,776 --> 01:18:30,110 Good thinking. 1642 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:31,111 Very warm. 1643 01:18:31,245 --> 01:18:32,046 Shh, shh. 1644 01:18:32,681 --> 01:18:34,815 Okay. Go. 1645 01:18:34,949 --> 01:18:38,285 [soft suspenseful music] 1646 01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:51,031 Why is he fucking naked? 1647 01:18:51,165 --> 01:18:53,801 He always sleep naked. 1648 01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:55,035 Just don't look at it. 1649 01:18:55,169 --> 01:18:57,204 Look at it? It's looking at me again. 1650 01:18:57,338 --> 01:18:58,973 Shut up. Let me get the money. 1651 01:18:59,106 --> 01:18:59,708 Kill him. 1652 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:00,709 Fine. 1653 01:19:05,846 --> 01:19:06,981 [safe banging] 1654 01:19:13,153 --> 01:19:14,855 [Jimmy snoring] 1655 01:19:14,989 --> 01:19:15,823 Fuck it. 1656 01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:21,730 Will you hurry the fuck up? 1657 01:19:21,862 --> 01:19:22,731 Shh. 1658 01:19:35,476 --> 01:19:37,278 What are you waiting for? Shoot him. 1659 01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:41,650 I can't do it. 1660 01:19:41,849 --> 01:19:43,652 You can't do it? 1661 01:19:43,851 --> 01:19:44,586 I can't do this. 1662 01:19:44,719 --> 01:19:47,555 [Charlie whimpering] 1663 01:19:47,689 --> 01:19:49,123 Wait, where the fuck are you going? 1664 01:19:49,990 --> 01:19:51,392 What the fuck are you doing? 1665 01:19:51,526 --> 01:19:52,426 I can't breathe. 1666 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:53,528 What? 1667 01:19:53,662 --> 01:19:54,729 I think I'm having a panic attack. 1668 01:19:54,862 --> 01:19:55,563 Are you fucking serious? 1669 01:19:55,697 --> 01:19:56,731 Go in there. 1670 01:19:56,864 --> 01:19:58,633 -Go in there! -Sorry, sorry. 1671 01:19:58,767 --> 01:19:59,734 Just breathe. Just breathe. 1672 01:19:59,867 --> 01:20:03,304 [Charlie breathing deeply] 1673 01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:09,176 [dramatic music] 1674 01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:12,046 Hello, Hedgehog. 1675 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,915 [Jimmy screaming] 1676 01:20:15,049 --> 01:20:16,417 Jimmy, no no, no no no. 1677 01:20:17,519 --> 01:20:19,253 Get off him, Jimmy. What the fuck? 1678 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:20,588 [Charlie groaning] 1679 01:20:20,722 --> 01:20:21,388 Get off him! 1680 01:20:21,523 --> 01:20:22,624 [glass breaking] 1681 01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:26,795 Get off him, Jimmy! 1682 01:20:28,062 --> 01:20:29,830 You think you can rob me? 1683 01:20:29,963 --> 01:20:33,167 You come in my house, you try and fucking rob me? 1684 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,070 [Charlie choking] 1685 01:20:37,772 --> 01:20:39,006 [gun clicking] 1686 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,442 [Tattoo Girl] Get off him, Jimmy. 1687 01:20:43,745 --> 01:20:44,945 Baby. 1688 01:20:45,079 --> 01:20:48,015 I said get the fuck off him, Jimmy! 1689 01:20:48,148 --> 01:20:51,018 [soft suspenseful music] 1690 01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:53,921 [Charlie gasping] 1691 01:20:57,157 --> 01:20:58,526 You okay, Charlie? 1692 01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:02,764 Get on your knees. 1693 01:21:03,931 --> 01:21:06,033 What are you gonna do, shoot me? 1694 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:08,168 Get the fuck on your knees! 1695 01:21:08,302 --> 01:21:11,539 [soft suspenseful music] 1696 01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:23,984 What did I ever do to you, hm? 1697 01:21:24,118 --> 01:21:26,554 [dramatic music] 1698 01:21:28,088 --> 01:21:30,257 [gun firing] 1699 01:21:34,962 --> 01:21:36,631 [Charlie] I told you it was a good story. 1700 01:21:39,266 --> 01:21:43,838 You're aware I now have to inform the authorities? 1701 01:21:43,971 --> 01:21:47,374 I mean, you committed a murder. 1702 01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:51,780 Would we really call it a murder? 1703 01:21:51,979 --> 01:21:54,248 You knowingly planned to kill someone, yes. 1704 01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:55,784 We would call that a murder. 1705 01:21:55,983 --> 01:22:00,120 Yeah, but don't you think that some people, 1706 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:03,658 some people just deserve to die? 1707 01:22:06,026 --> 01:22:07,428 You're basically insane. 1708 01:22:07,562 --> 01:22:09,229 Is that the same thing as crazy? 1709 01:22:09,363 --> 01:22:10,431 Because that seems a little bit more harsh. 1710 01:22:10,565 --> 01:22:11,699 I'm calling the police. 1711 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:12,767 No, we haven't even gotten to the real reason 1712 01:22:12,901 --> 01:22:14,301 as to why I'm here yet. 1713 01:22:14,435 --> 01:22:15,570 What are you talking about? 1714 01:22:15,703 --> 01:22:16,604 The twist. Every story needs a twist, right? 1715 01:22:16,738 --> 01:22:18,071 The twist. 1716 01:22:18,205 --> 01:22:20,307 Yeah, that last part where the audience just go, Fuck me! 1717 01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:21,175 Fuck me? 1718 01:22:21,308 --> 01:22:22,276 Yeah, fuck you, indeed, Doc. 1719 01:22:22,409 --> 01:22:23,611 Don't dial another fucking number. 1720 01:22:24,646 --> 01:22:27,849 [soft suspenseful music] 1721 01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:31,653 Do you remember that story she told me in bed? 1722 01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:34,321 About the doctor, used to touch her 1723 01:22:34,455 --> 01:22:35,590 when she was a little kid? 1724 01:22:38,058 --> 01:22:39,059 It was you, wasn't it? 1725 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,395 Hm? 1726 01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:43,464 You see, after we killed Jimmy 1727 01:22:43,598 --> 01:22:45,432 and seemingly got away with it, 1728 01:22:45,567 --> 01:22:47,635 we put our heads together and we thought, 1729 01:22:47,769 --> 01:22:51,071 who else in our lives has fucked us over? 1730 01:22:51,205 --> 01:22:53,307 You were the top of her list. 1731 01:22:54,943 --> 01:22:57,077 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1732 01:22:57,211 --> 01:22:59,112 Really? Really? 1733 01:22:59,246 --> 01:23:00,314 [chuckles] Funny that. 1734 01:23:01,749 --> 01:23:03,952 [Charlie groaning] 1735 01:23:04,084 --> 01:23:05,219 [gun clicking] 1736 01:23:05,352 --> 01:23:06,754 Made up with the American, by the way. 1737 01:23:08,422 --> 01:23:09,824 You know what I find funny? 1738 01:23:10,859 --> 01:23:13,093 Is that you sit there every day, 1739 01:23:13,227 --> 01:23:15,730 listen to people's problems, you jot it down 1740 01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:18,499 in our little notepad and then you go home 1741 01:23:18,633 --> 01:23:23,303 to Mr. Therapist, who I'm assuming has no idea 1742 01:23:23,437 --> 01:23:25,707 that what really turns you on 1743 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:28,342 is raping little girls. 1744 01:23:28,475 --> 01:23:31,378 [soft dramatic music] 1745 01:23:31,513 --> 01:23:34,214 You're delusional, Charlie. 1746 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:37,217 You have serious mental health issues. 1747 01:23:39,821 --> 01:23:41,221 Then why have you stopped dialing? 1748 01:23:41,355 --> 01:23:43,490 [dial tone] 1749 01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:45,793 Hm? 1750 01:23:45,927 --> 01:23:50,264 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1751 01:23:50,397 --> 01:23:52,266 [phone hanging up] 1752 01:23:52,399 --> 01:23:53,433 There you go. 1753 01:23:53,568 --> 01:23:56,538 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1754 01:23:56,671 --> 01:23:57,471 What do you want? 1755 01:23:59,106 --> 01:24:00,307 What's the time? 1756 01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:04,177 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1757 01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:05,747 Just gone one. 1758 01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:07,949 Perfect. 1759 01:24:10,117 --> 01:24:11,118 [knocking on door] 1760 01:24:13,253 --> 01:24:15,523 Um, I think that's for you. 1761 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,358 Go on. 1762 01:24:18,492 --> 01:24:21,729 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1763 01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:32,439 [door clicking] 1764 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,275 Hi, Doc. 1765 01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:38,646 [dramatic music] 1766 01:24:38,780 --> 01:24:39,581 Bye, Doc. 1767 01:24:41,415 --> 01:24:43,751 [gun firing] 1768 01:24:53,695 --> 01:24:57,765 [Tattoo girl breathing heavily] 1769 01:24:57,899 --> 01:25:01,335 Oh my God. I think I'm getting used to that. Well done. 1770 01:25:01,468 --> 01:25:02,570 [Mark] Hey, guys. 1771 01:25:03,638 --> 01:25:06,173 Mark, what the fuck are you doing here? 1772 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:07,207 Don't shoot! 1773 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:10,545 We're in, we're in couples therapy. 1774 01:25:10,678 --> 01:25:12,446 This is my wife, by the way. 1775 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,349 Linda, Charlie. Charlie, Linda. 1776 01:25:16,183 --> 01:25:17,351 Hi. 1777 01:25:17,484 --> 01:25:19,020 -Hi, Linda. -Hi. 1778 01:25:19,186 --> 01:25:21,556 -Yeah, turns out no other women wanted to fuck me, so. 1779 01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:23,958 How did you not see them when you... 1780 01:25:24,092 --> 01:25:25,459 I don't know. 1781 01:25:25,593 --> 01:25:26,961 I just walked in, knocked on the door. It went so quickly. 1782 01:25:27,095 --> 01:25:28,029 -You guys didn't even say anything. -[Charlie] Fuck me! 1783 01:25:28,195 --> 01:25:30,064 No, no, she's right. We didn't. 1784 01:25:30,197 --> 01:25:31,331 I think it was the shock. It all happened so fast. 1785 01:25:31,465 --> 01:25:33,467 Is she dead in there? 1786 01:25:33,601 --> 01:25:34,802 Yes! 1787 01:25:34,936 --> 01:25:35,737 Right. 1788 01:25:37,572 --> 01:25:38,940 Right. 1789 01:25:39,073 --> 01:25:41,308 You can put your hands down, by the way. 1790 01:25:41,441 --> 01:25:42,476 All right, yeah. 1791 01:25:44,779 --> 01:25:46,614 Whew, so. 1792 01:25:48,348 --> 01:25:52,352 So what, what, what do we do now? What do we do, now? 1793 01:25:54,722 --> 01:25:55,690 I don't know. I don't know. 1794 01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:56,456 Baby, what do we do? 1795 01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:57,725 I have no idea. 1796 01:25:57,859 --> 01:25:59,426 I mean, there's two ways we could go about this. 1797 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:00,962 We could shoot them. 1798 01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:02,362 No, no. 1799 01:26:02,496 --> 01:26:04,632 That's one option. Or? 1800 01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:07,434 We let them go and hope that they'll not telltale tits. 1801 01:26:08,102 --> 01:26:08,970 [Tattoo girl clears throat] 1802 01:26:09,103 --> 01:26:10,337 What's it gonna be, Mark? 1803 01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,407 Yeah, I like, like the second one more. 1804 01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:15,076 [Charlie] Yeah? Linda? 1805 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,378 Second one please. 1806 01:26:18,513 --> 01:26:19,346 Second one. 1807 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:21,983 Okay, great. 1808 01:26:22,116 --> 01:26:23,250 [Mark] Great. 1809 01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:25,920 This is what you say when the police come. 1810 01:26:26,054 --> 01:26:27,655 You opened the door to the doctor's office, 1811 01:26:27,789 --> 01:26:29,624 and that is when you found her dead. 1812 01:26:29,757 --> 01:26:31,324 And then you immediately called the police. 1813 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,427 You immediately called the police. 1814 01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:34,562 -Yep. -Yeah? 1815 01:26:34,696 --> 01:26:35,462 Where's my phone? Here. 1816 01:26:35,596 --> 01:26:36,864 Killers were long gone. 1817 01:26:36,998 --> 01:26:38,132 [Mark] Mm-hm. 1818 01:26:38,265 --> 01:26:39,266 Is that clear? 1819 01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:41,669 Crystal clear, yes. Crystal clear. 1820 01:26:42,637 --> 01:26:44,539 Well, we should go. 1821 01:26:44,672 --> 01:26:45,272 Yeah. 1822 01:26:47,274 --> 01:26:51,012 You're a good guy, too, Mark. Thanks for everything, mate. 1823 01:26:51,145 --> 01:26:53,581 [soft music] 1824 01:26:53,715 --> 01:26:54,749 [Mark] Thanks, man. 1825 01:26:55,415 --> 01:26:58,285 [upbeat music] 1826 01:27:08,361 --> 01:27:10,198 Ah, so? 1827 01:27:11,899 --> 01:27:12,967 So. 1828 01:27:13,101 --> 01:27:14,035 Where to now? 1829 01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:15,970 Mexico? 1830 01:27:16,104 --> 01:27:17,304 Mexico. 1831 01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:18,606 Mexico. Mexico. 1832 01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,474 -Mexico! -Mexico! 1833 01:27:20,608 --> 01:27:22,610 Mexico! Woo! 1834 01:27:22,744 --> 01:27:25,412 [engine revving] 1835 01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:29,851 [upbeat music on radio] 1836 01:27:29,984 --> 01:27:32,153 You should probably put that away now. 1837 01:27:32,319 --> 01:27:33,888 The police will probably see that. 1838 01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:38,059 [upbeat music on radio] 1839 01:27:40,494 --> 01:27:41,929 What are you doing? 1840 01:27:44,364 --> 01:27:45,867 What the fuck are you doing? 1841 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:48,202 Don't. 1842 01:27:49,537 --> 01:27:50,772 Fuck off. 1843 01:27:50,905 --> 01:27:52,140 Stop the car, Charlie. 1844 01:27:52,573 --> 01:27:53,241 What do you mean stop the car? 1845 01:27:53,373 --> 01:27:54,341 Stop the car, Charlie. 1846 01:27:54,407 --> 01:27:55,777 I'm not stop, I'm gonna-- 1847 01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:57,578 Stop the fucking car, Charlie! 1848 01:27:58,246 --> 01:28:00,715 [upbeat music] 1849 01:28:03,450 --> 01:28:06,353 [Tattoo girl laughing] 1850 01:28:06,419 --> 01:28:07,255 What? 1851 01:28:07,387 --> 01:28:09,991 I'm fucking with you [laughs]. 1852 01:28:10,124 --> 01:28:11,592 I nearly shit myself then. 1853 01:28:11,726 --> 01:28:13,426 -You were afraid. -Fuck me! 1854 01:28:13,561 --> 01:28:14,595 Fucking hell. 1855 01:28:14,729 --> 01:28:16,764 You are another breed. Fucking hell. 1856 01:28:16,898 --> 01:28:20,668 Ah, why would I shoot you? I fucking love you. 1857 01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:23,271 [upbeat music] 1858 01:28:25,606 --> 01:28:28,142 Think you just, you just said you love me. 1859 01:28:29,043 --> 01:28:29,844 Yeah. 1860 01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:32,379 [upbeat music] 1861 01:28:35,049 --> 01:28:36,383 Are you crying? 1862 01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:39,620 Mm, mm-mm [clears throat]. No. 1863 01:28:39,754 --> 01:28:40,922 Oh my God, you're crying. 1864 01:28:41,055 --> 01:28:43,456 I'm not, you are. I'm not. 1865 01:28:43,591 --> 01:28:46,493 [laughs] You're a fucking pussy, Charlie. 1866 01:28:47,261 --> 01:28:49,230 [upbeat music] 1867 01:28:49,396 --> 01:28:50,598 It's just that nobody's ever said that to me before. 1868 01:28:50,731 --> 01:28:52,867 Oh my God, shut up. I love this song. 1869 01:28:54,434 --> 01:28:56,604 ♪ Looks like a Jaguar ♪ 1870 01:28:56,737 --> 01:28:57,772 Not quite. 1871 01:28:58,573 --> 01:29:00,675 ♪ It's got leather seats ♪ 1872 01:29:00,808 --> 01:29:02,677 This is half leather. 1873 01:29:02,810 --> 01:29:06,647 ♪ It's got a CD player, player, player, player, player, ♪ 1874 01:29:06,781 --> 01:29:11,451 ♪ Player, player, player, player ♪ 1875 01:29:11,586 --> 01:29:13,521 [siren blaring] 1876 01:29:13,654 --> 01:29:16,423 ♪ I don't wanna talk about it anymore ♪ 1877 01:29:16,489 --> 01:29:19,060 [siren blaring] 1878 01:29:21,095 --> 01:29:24,265 ♪ I think we're gonna save it, yeah ♪ 1879 01:29:24,431 --> 01:29:31,239 ♪ So don't you try and fake it anymore ♪ 1880 01:29:31,438 --> 01:29:32,974 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1881 01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:35,610 [upbeat music] 1882 01:29:44,085 --> 01:29:46,821 ♪ We'll start over again ♪ 1883 01:29:48,322 --> 01:29:50,825 ♪ Grow ourselves new skin ♪ 1884 01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:55,029 ♪ Get a house in Devon ♪ 1885 01:29:56,463 --> 01:30:01,068 ♪ Drink cider from a lemon [echoes] ♪ 1886 01:30:06,607 --> 01:30:10,544 ♪ But I don't wanna talk about it anymore ♪ 1887 01:30:10,678 --> 01:30:14,181 ♪ I think we gotta make it 1888 01:30:14,315 --> 01:30:18,152 ♪ I think we gotta save it, yeah ♪ 1889 01:30:18,286 --> 01:30:21,756 ♪ So don't you try and fake it ♪ 1890 01:30:22,690 --> 01:30:24,625 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1891 01:30:24,759 --> 01:30:26,560 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1892 01:30:26,694 --> 01:30:30,231 ♪ I think we gotta make it ♪ 1893 01:30:30,364 --> 01:30:34,101 ♪ I think we gotta save it, yeah ♪ 1894 01:30:34,235 --> 01:30:37,705 ♪ So don't you try and fake it ♪ 1895 01:30:38,706 --> 01:30:40,440 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1896 01:30:40,574 --> 01:30:42,810 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1897 01:30:42,944 --> 01:30:45,346 [upbeat music] 1898 01:30:45,546 --> 01:30:48,316 ♪ He's got a brand new car ♪ 1899 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:52,620 ♪ He's got a brand new car ♪ 1900 01:30:54,255 --> 01:30:56,791 ♪ A brand new car ♪ 1901 01:30:57,959 --> 01:31:00,528 ♪ A brand new car ♪ 1902 01:31:01,996 --> 01:31:03,564 ♪ A brand new car ♪ 128438

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