Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,001
_
2
00:00:01,392 --> 00:00:04,308
It's Board Game Night, baby!
3
00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:05,440
Monopoly?
4
00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,617
Uh, hell yeah!
Proceed directly to Go!
5
00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,010
Cards Against Humanity?
6
00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:14,623
Uh, on your mark, get set,
laugh your ass off!
7
00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:15,841
I've never seen this one before.
8
00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:19,497
The Game of Attitudes?
9
00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:21,325
Sounds wicked boring, bro.
10
00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:26,156
Actually, it seems like this
game could be low-key sick-ass.
11
00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:27,505
So, you spend Flash Points
12
00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,159
to move the Question Flag
and get Answer Points.
13
00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,074
Unspent Flash Points
are called Nullifiers.
14
00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,337
Whoever reaches
Flash Point Parity wins.
15
00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:34,469
Any questions?
16
00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,818
Um...
Great.
17
00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:38,168
So, Francine,
I rolled the Conundrum Die,
18
00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:40,997
and it looks like you're
entering a Probe Period.
19
00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,042
Oh, no!
20
00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,000
No!
It's a good thing!
21
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,262
Or a bad thing?
22
00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,612
You have to announce
how many Nullifiers you have
23
00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:48,831
in your Quandary Deck.
24
00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:50,006
Oh. O-Okay.
25
00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,399
And it's okay to lie.
26
00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:52,661
Oh!
Okay.
27
00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,271
Mom decided to lie.
28
00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:55,664
No, she didn't.
29
00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,013
Okay.
Say the number.
30
00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:58,145
Here it comes.
31
00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:01,931
I have...
three Nullifiers.
32
00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,542
You decided to tell the truth
at the last second.
33
00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,804
- No.
- That's a lie.
34
00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:08,024
I declare Reciprocity Challenge.
35
00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:11,549
Mom has three Nullifiers.
It's embarrassingly obvious.
36
00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:12,811
This game is stupid!
37
00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,900
That's a Disjunction!
That's two Flash Points.
38
00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:18,469
Mom, don't get mad because
you're so easy to read.
39
00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,080
I'm not mad!
40
00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,692
Oh. Okay.
Sure, Mom.
41
00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:26,260
Look at her neck.
So red.
42
00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,565
I'm not mad!
43
00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,785
I just remembered I'm, uh...
44
00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,917
I'm getting an oil change tomorrow
45
00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:35,443
and I haven't driven enough
miles yet, so I got to go.
46
00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:36,966
Sorry to run,
47
00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:40,012
but we've had a lot of laughs
about me, and I like that.
48
00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:43,407
Mom, don't go.
We were just having fun.
49
00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,669
We don't want you to cry.
50
00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,628
I'm not crying!
51
00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:53,287
Mom? We can hear you crying.
52
00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,854
- Come back.
- I'm not crying!
53
00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,814
I'm laughing!
54
00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,427
Mr. Klaus?
55
00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:07,866
I swallowed a Question Flag,
and I need to go to the hospital.
56
00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:13,437
? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
57
00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:14,743
? I got a feelin' that ?
58
00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,440
? It's gonna be
a wonderful day ?
59
00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,487
? The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ?
60
00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:24,361
? And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ?
61
00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:29,279
? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
62
00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:32,195
? Good... ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
63
00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,240
Aah!
64
00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:37,722
? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
65
00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:51,997
All right.
That's enough of this.
66
00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,304
Ow! Ow!
67
00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,610
Ow! Ow!
68
00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,655
I thought you hid in
Stan's car every night.
69
00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,309
Why were you in mine?
70
00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:02,269
Not proud of it, but I badly
needed some cash for Funko Pops,
71
00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,445
decided to steal
your catalytic converter,
72
00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:07,361
then I realized I don't know
what a catalytic converter is
73
00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,579
or where it is, even.
74
00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,059
Thought it might be
in the footwell,
75
00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,017
but it's dark down there,
and I fell asleep.
76
00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:14,498
- What's bothering you, Franny?
- It's the kids.
77
00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:18,894
They act like my every thought
is so obvious to them,
78
00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:22,202
like I'm just
a big old obvious mom.
79
00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,944
And what gets me most upset
is they're right!
80
00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,990
So they can read you
very easily,
81
00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,210
and this makes you unhappy?
82
00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,255
What if they couldn't read you
so easily?
83
00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,649
- That might make you happy.
- Probably not.
84
00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:35,737
But I want it.
85
00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,739
Sounds like you need
a poker face.
86
00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,958
in a serendipitous
stroke of luck,
87
00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,178
tonight I'm being the Gambler!
88
00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:43,135
The Gambler?
89
00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,094
Yes.
The Gambler, from the song.
90
00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,878
Although I have
a complicated relationship
91
00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:47,966
with that song, frankly.
92
00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,446
Is it a good song?
Yes.
93
00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:52,057
Was Kenny Rogers able to get
his version of the story out
94
00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,363
before I could release my book
95
00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,278
detailing when to hold them
and fold them?
96
00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,933
Why is it good for me
that you're the Gambler?
97
00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,717
Because my game is poker.
98
00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,763
And I think if we were able
to sit down
99
00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:02,981
and play a little poker,
100
00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,418
I could get a look
at your tells,
101
00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,724
figure out what's tipping
Steve and Hayley off
102
00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,030
about your every thought.
103
00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,597
I'm not sure.
104
00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,033
There's your first tell.
105
00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:13,818
Your broken posture
says to me, "I'm not sure."
106
00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,255
I said it out loud.
107
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,604
The ultimate tell.
108
00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,606
The only hard part
is finding a game.
109
00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,172
Let's see.
110
00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,262
Buckle has a treehouse game,
but it's a pretty rich crowd,
111
00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,089
and also I struggle
with the rope ladder.
112
00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,266
There's a game of
five-card stud in the sewers
113
00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,180
where the toilet water
gets all over you
114
00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,270
and you're guaranteed
to get bit by rats,
115
00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,272
but the downside is
I don't like stud.
116
00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,143
Oh, there's also
a nightly game of Hold'em
117
00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,406
in the back of this
grocery store right here.
118
00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,321
So the sewer game, I guess?
119
00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,411
No. Wait. The grocery store.
It's so close.
120
00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:46,198
Most people don't know it,
but there's a lot of hot action
121
00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,288
in the back of supermarkets
late at night.
122
00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,812
Nope.
123
00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,904
B-B-B-Bingo!
124
00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:58,167
I mean p-p-p-poker!
125
00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,300
Francine, meet the players.
126
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,041
Chinchilla Slim,
an old lady who always wears
127
00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,130
an enormous fur coat
and a cowboy hat.
128
00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:08,090
Tom from the grocery store...
this grocery store.
129
00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,310
He's got a nice, slim build,
but it's not in his name.
130
00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,660
Then as usual,
there's three performers
131
00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:15,750
from whatever traveling Cirque
du Soleil show is in town.
132
00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,229
Their bodies are insane.
133
00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,449
Am I talking about
people's bodies too much?
134
00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:20,537
Let's just play cards.
135
00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:21,930
I'll watch for your tells,
136
00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,062
and we'll talk
if I notice anything big.
137
00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,326
Your eyes twitch
when you need a card,
138
00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,241
you bite and spit your nails
when you're bluffing,
139
00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:32,723
and when you get a face card,
you actually say, out loud,
140
00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,638
"Oh, Mr. Mooney!"
141
00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,858
I didn't know I was doing
any of that.
142
00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,642
It's bad.
But don't despair.
143
00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,818
You're with the Gambler himself.
144
00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,646
Didn't you die in that song?
145
00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,344
Kenny took a lot of license there.
146
00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,651
I fell asleep very, very hard.
I did not die.
147
00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,000
Roger, help me.
148
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,263
Surface tells are easy
to handle with props...
149
00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,570
wrist weights, fake lips,
mechanical ears.
150
00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,834
But for the subtle, unconscious
tells, we have to go deeper.
151
00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:59,228
If you'll allow me,
I'd like to guide you
152
00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,970
through a helpful
visualization technique.
153
00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,363
All right.
Close your eyes.
154
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,191
I need you to picture yourself
standing alone
155
00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:09,673
in a field of golden wheat...
barley if you know your grains.
156
00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,372
Oh, wow. I can see it.
157
00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,070
Now I want you to back away
from yourself.
158
00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,681
Let yourself get farther
and farther away...
159
00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,204
not so far that you're gone,
160
00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:21,859
but until you can't see
your face clearly.
161
00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:24,296
Okay.
I'm far away.
162
00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,908
How is this gonna help me hide
my feelings?
163
00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,040
Open your eyes.
164
00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,129
You won!
They couldn't read you!
165
00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,654
Mm.
That was an incredible hand
166
00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:36,613
to play so stone-faced,
little lady.
167
00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:37,919
Huh.
168
00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,095
Looks like my no-good kids
better watch out,
169
00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:43,707
'cause Mom isn't so easy
to read anymore.
170
00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,798
Aah!
171
00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:51,541
That's right. Look over
there, not over here.
172
00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:56,416
Last night was amazing, Roger.
173
00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,244
I really felt like I could
hide my emotions...
174
00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,855
Where the hell have you been?!
175
00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:04,119
I've been worried sick all...
the 10 minutes since I woke up
176
00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,903
after sleeping nine hours
straight!
177
00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:08,906
Excuse me. I have to take
this... phone upstairs.
178
00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,081
There's no call.
179
00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,257
I'm sorry to worry you, honey,
180
00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,564
but after I got so upset
last night...
181
00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:15,739
Upset?
182
00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,524
But you repeatedly said
you weren't upset
183
00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:20,048
before you stormed off
in what I assumed was elation!
184
00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,179
And what is this?
185
00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,878
- I can explain.
- I should hope so,
186
00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,923
because if you think
I'm gonna let this slide...
187
00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:28,099
Is that a fur coat?
188
00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:29,927
I won that from Chinchilla S...
189
00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,233
It's a man's coat, right?
190
00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,843
N-N-No.
191
00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:36,238
Anyway, last night, I think
I learned something that's...
192
00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,153
Some things aren't
a husband's business.
193
00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,850
You were out.
Who am I to ask where?
194
00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,765
I'm gonna make you
some sausage and peppers.
195
00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,463
You've got to be hungry.
Or maybe you're not.
196
00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,422
Maybe you ate.
It's not for me to know.
197
00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,686
Mom.
Are you just getting home?
198
00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:54,952
Oh, it just drives you crazy
to not know what I'm up to.
199
00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,128
So you're...
up to something?
200
00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,087
Um... Mom's up to something?
201
00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,480
- Steve!
- What's going on?
202
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,133
It's a Probe Period!
203
00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,744
What I actually said was,
204
00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,486
"Never count your money
when you're sittin' at the table
205
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,837
because you should get one of
those money-counting machines.
206
00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,752
They're faster."
Hello?
207
00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,145
The bastard Kenny Rogers
hung up on me!
208
00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,713
- Didn't he die years ago?
- Sounds right.
209
00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,715
I thought I had a poker face now,
210
00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:22,414
but it still feels like the kids
can see right through me.
211
00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,373
Well, yeah. I mean,
you only did one night.
212
00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:27,855
Getting a killer poker face
will take more hands than that.
213
00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,770
Then I got to play more.
214
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,293
Is this really
the right solution
215
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,642
for your problem with the kids?
216
00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,819
It's your solution
that you recommended!
217
00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,081
You passed my test.
218
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,430
How was it a test?
219
00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,476
It was just an intricate
little test.
220
00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,825
Let's go play poker!
221
00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:47,048
Chimdale Stakes Casino.
222
00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,441
This is where
the constant action is.
223
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:54,185
It's very grim, but also
very bright at the same time.
224
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,491
You got to moisturize.
225
00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,014
The cigarette smoke
will dry you out.
226
00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,408
And eat your P fruits...
pears, peaches, plums...
227
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,411
because all the sitting and
the Red Bulls will stop you up.
228
00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,586
Look at this room.
229
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,240
There isn't a regular BM'er
in the lot.
230
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,981
Hemorrhoids every which way.
231
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,113
Hey, it's Chinchilla Slim!
232
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,637
Hi, Chinchilla Slim!
233
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:13,161
You took the only coat I had
in this whole world!
234
00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,684
Don't say hi to me.
235
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:18,166
I don't know anyone else yet.
What's that over there?
236
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,559
That area's for high rollers.
237
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,170
The buy-in
is twice Buckle's Treehouse.
238
00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,780
A lot of the players
you're seeing here
239
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,522
will play the Chimdale Stakes
No-Limit Tournament next month.
240
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,133
Well, maybe I'll play
in that too.
241
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,570
Are you crazy?
242
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,963
The buy-in on that tournament
is so steep,
243
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,575
it's like Buckle's Treehouse
on crack.
244
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,316
Jack-high straight.
245
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,058
Flush!
Hearts aflutter!
246
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,452
No. No!
247
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:46,760
Rose, please!
Give me one more week!
248
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,764
The debt must be paid.
249
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,243
Mommy!
250
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,897
What the hell was that?
251
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,116
Keep your voice down.
252
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:57,945
That's Frog Rose,
Frog Ross's cruel sister.
253
00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:01,252
She took over his chain of
successful Foie Grastaurants.
254
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,645
Anyway, Frog Rose is a backer,
255
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,908
someone who loans a player
betting money.
256
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,258
But she charges
such crazy interest,
257
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,260
you have to win right away or...
258
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,436
She snaps you?!
259
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,569
She takes you away,
and you're never seen again.
260
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,527
I mean,
maybe she does snap you somewhere,
261
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,312
behind closed doors...
I don't know.
262
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,227
The point is I don't work
with backers.
263
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,924
And you shouldn't either.
264
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,361
Of course, all my decisions
have left me completely broke
265
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,015
and alone,
but as God is my witness,
266
00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,975
nothing can stop me
from giving advice!
267
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:34,242
You fiddle with your wedding
ring when you have a hot hand,
268
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,070
especially two pair,
jacks with eyeballs.
269
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,941
Rubber electrician's gloves
will easily...
270
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,987
I'll just take the ring off.
I don't care.
271
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,771
Yikes.
272
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:51,955
You're grinding your teeth
when you have a dead hand.
273
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,001
We need to go further
into the barley.
274
00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:00,137
Three eighty, four hundred...
275
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,617
...four hundred
and one!
276
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,793
And here's
a little something extra
277
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:07,275
'cause you look so cute
with your ass up in the air.
278
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,406
Ooh!
279
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,148
- Who's oohing in here?
- And about what?
280
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,458
Your eyes wrinkle at the
corners when you're hunting clubs.
281
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,068
Time for wraparound Oakleys.
282
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,950
I'm on a bad run!
283
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,779
Somebody help me with my life!
Aah!
284
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,477
You tuck your chin when you're
trying to bait someone.
285
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:49,447
Every time I come to whisper
in your ear is a huge tell.
286
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,275
I should stop, but I can't.
287
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,668
Who is that woman?
288
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,802
That's the second table
she's run this week.
289
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:59,370
No one knows anything about
her or where she came from.
290
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,504
They started calling
her the Pink Sphinx.
291
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,766
Pink Sphinx?
292
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,334
That's a stupid-sounding name.
293
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,510
You got that right, Frog Rose!
294
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:15,256
I think you're ready to take
your poker face...
295
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,563
up to the big table.
296
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:27,007
So... anything new
with anyone?
297
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,313
The fur?
I've always been a fur guy.
298
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,402
No.
What's going on with Mom?
299
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,187
I bet we could guess.
300
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,449
You'd be wrong.
301
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,886
We've barely seen you
since Game Night
302
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,062
when you were so upset. Nope.
303
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,238
What are you doing?
Another game?
304
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,328
Yeah.
That's it.
305
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,157
But what game?
306
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,551
The glasses.
Why?
307
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,249
- To hide the eyes?
- A mask?
308
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,164
A poker face.
309
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,252
Run, Francine!
310
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,863
No.
You're right.
311
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,386
I am playing poker.
312
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,562
I hope you're sticking to
small-time games.
313
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,172
Yeah.
With a poker face like that,
314
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,087
the real players
will eat you alive.
315
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:07,395
Actually,
I have a great poker face!
316
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,919
And I play in big, big games!
317
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:14,576
I'm playing in the Chimdale
Stakes No-Limit Tournament!
318
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,578
I need to be in that tournament.
319
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,754
Where are you gonna get
the money for the buy-in?
320
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,800
What about Frog Rose?
321
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,628
A total death sentence.
Let's brainstorm other ways.
322
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,630
Do you know what a catalytic
converter looks like
323
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,371
and where it is on a car?
324
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,505
You did the right
thing coming to me, sugar.
325
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,724
I'll stake your buy-in.
326
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:38,295
I think you'll find the terms
very, very diabolical.
327
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,820
Although legally, they have to
be called nefarious.
328
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,649
Oh, those lousy lawyers.
Where do I sign?
329
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,523
Francine!
330
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,656
Welcome to the big leagues,
baby!
331
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:52,832
Busted!
S'up?
332
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,356
Mom, we've figured out
what's going on.
333
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,618
You have a gambling problem!
334
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,055
- Nope.
- Then quit right now!
335
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,143
Nah.
336
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,492
Time for plan B...
337
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,060
enter the tournament
and defeat you ourselves
338
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,757
to save you from this addiction.
339
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,325
How could you both afford
the buy-in?!
340
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,285
We just pawned our dad's
huge fur-coat collection.
341
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,417
Oh!
That's smart!
342
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,680
We've got your number,
Pink Sphinx.
343
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:19,380
See you at the final table.
344
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,252
It, uh, looks like
we're actually at your table
345
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,471
in the first round.
346
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,569
Damn!
I'm out.
347
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,527
I don't really know
how to play poker.
348
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,703
I don't really know
why I thought I did.
349
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,581
All in.
350
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,191
Hmm.
351
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,150
Are you bluffing?
352
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:55,938
Harder to read than normal,
but... I still sense something.
353
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,899
I need to go deeper.
354
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,608
Wow.
Maybe you can hide from me.
355
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:17,394
Still, my first instinct
was call.
356
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,701
A pair of 8s.
357
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,486
Sweet 16!
358
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,880
Absolutely nothing!
359
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,838
The toilet flush!
360
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:31,060
The underaged boy wins
the round!
361
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,367
? We saved our mom today ?
362
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,717
? we saved that mom! ?
363
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,936
Mom?
364
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,938
W-Where are you going?
365
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,071
Did we save you?
366
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,863
? On a humid, swampy evening ?
367
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,866
? In a swamp boat bound
for Swampville ?
368
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,478
? The Pink Sphinx
was a-taken ?
369
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,654
? To where,
she could not ask ?
370
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,787
? 'Cause she died
inside her mind ?
371
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,355
? To try to hide her tells ?
372
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,271
? And what was
once a poker face ?
373
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,144
? Is now a death mask ?
374
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:15,278
Oh, it looks like winnin'
just wasn't in the cards,
375
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,453
my little moss blossom.
376
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,802
But don't worry.
377
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:21,806
You can spend eternity here,
in my big old wet casino
378
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:25,245
in the dead, dark heart
of the swamp!
379
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,997
? Well, the swamp witch
had old Francine ?
380
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,738
? And there was no one
that could stop her ?
381
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,306
? Then along came
her penitent kids ?
382
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:47,223
? And a handsome man
named me ?
383
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,965
Hey, Mom.
384
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,880
Keep runnin' into you
at casinos.
385
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:56,015
Uh, but it seems like
we maybe didn't save you?
386
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,843
It seems like we maybe...
doomed you...
387
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,455
because we didn't understand
what was going on?
388
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:06,503
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Gambler.
389
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,722
Frog Rose.
390
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,071
You think you're such hot gumbo
391
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,378
because Kenny Rogers
wrote a song about you.
392
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:15,991
Well, Fred Schneider of
The B-52s wrote "Rock Lobster"
393
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:20,822
after he saw moi get a nasty
sunburn at Rehoboth Beach.
394
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,912
Excuse me, but we want to take
our mom away from here.
395
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,871
Unfortunately, I own her marker,
396
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,482
and at the rate I'm paying her,
397
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:32,051
she won't be free to leave
in this lifetime.
398
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:36,620
What if we play you for her...
in a game of poker?
399
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:40,189
What are you putting up
for stake?
400
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,887
Us.
We'll work here forever too.
401
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,760
Ooh! That's what I was hoping
you'd say!
402
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,371
I love that kind of shit.
403
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:53,376
Now join me
at my spookiest table.
404
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,553
So, which one of you kids
am I playing?
405
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,078
You'll be playing... Mom.
406
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,557
She's the Pink Sphinx,
407
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,604
and you'll never get a read
on her in a million years.
408
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,040
You want to pick her?
409
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,478
She's a drooler, boy...
un zombo du zwamp,
410
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,090
a fan boat with no gas,
as it were.
411
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,093
Only because she thinks
we don't believe in her.
412
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,138
Maybe?
Is that it?
413
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,054
Why won't you talk?!
414
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,019
And now, with her own children
at stake,
415
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:31,240
she'll surely shake off
whatever this is!
416
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,024
Please, Mom!
417
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,555
If she doesn't play
before the game timer is up,
418
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,817
she forfeits.
419
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,341
What? Where did this hourglass
come from?
420
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,909
Gator Goons,
this game is in the bag,
421
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:51,173
and you're about to have
two more cursed co-workers.
422
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,089
You're gonna have badges
and everything.
423
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,438
No breaks, though.
424
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,443
I can't read anything.
425
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,837
She's not there!
426
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,106
I got you!
427
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,631
You thought I was dead,
and I =BLEEP= got you!
428
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:15,719
- She's back!
- Mom's back!
429
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,156
You little rat punks.
430
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,550
You know me so well
from reading my frickin' body,
431
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:24,728
you can tell I'm upset before
I'm ready to talk about it!
432
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:25,990
Wow.
We didn't...
433
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,950
Shut up! I'm ready
to talk about it now.
434
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,473
I am upset!
435
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,475
I don't like Game Night!
436
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,477
I don't like this swamp!
437
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,826
I don't like poker!
438
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,046
I do like your father in fur.
439
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,571
I don't like you accusing me
of being upset,
440
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,617
especially when I am!
441
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,880
And I don't like these cards!
442
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,012
Don't say that
in front of you-know-who.
443
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,884
I can't win with this trash...
444
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,973
2 of diamonds, 6 of hearts.
445
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,279
Trash!
446
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,325
You're not really telling me
your cards, are you?
447
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,675
What is this?
What's the play?
448
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,547
No play.
I have a bad hand.
449
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:04,115
All you have to do is stay in
the game and you'll beat me.
450
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,247
Cute.
451
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,424
But I'm too smart
for that old trick.
452
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,209
I fold.
453
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,822
Of all the foie grotten luck!
454
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,824
I tricked myself!
455
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:20,001
I guess this is mine.
456
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,090
Time's up! You lose!
457
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,918
What?!
No!
458
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,530
We came all the way out to
the mangrove table for this?
459
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:34,102
? Well, you better know
your mother ?
460
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,236
? When you're teasin' her
on Game Night ?
461
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,977
? Know when to bother her ?
462
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,936
? Know when's enough ?
463
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,721
? And you should count
your money ?
464
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:45,940
? With one of those fast ?
465
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,942
? And accurate
counting machines ?
466
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,205
? Kenny Rogers is a liar ?
467
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,686
? Sometimes
a cliff's a bluff ?
468
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,646
That's the take.
That's the one.
469
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,779
Have a great night!
470
00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:03,379
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
34344
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof