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It's�bingo�time!
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?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
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00:00:23,699 --> 00:00:26,269
?�All�night�long�?
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00:00:35,611 --> 00:00:38,181
You�look�good,�Rita.
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00:00:38,214 --> 00:00:39,615
You�too.
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00:00:39,649 --> 00:00:41,317
You�look�like�you're�gonna�win.
8
00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:43,286
Eh-eh,�gaawiin.
9
00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:46,355
I�will�say�a�bingo
prayer�for�you,�though.
10
00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:49,892
And�I�will�thank�you,
when�I�win.
11
00:00:49,959 --> 00:00:52,462
Okay,�the�early�bird
is�starting�soon.
12
00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:55,298
Hope�you�find�your�lucky�table.
13
00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:59,135
I�got�three�grandkids;
I�don't�need�a�lucky�table.
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00:01:02,238 --> 00:01:05,741
Hey,�jar'd!
This�lucky�table�is�ours!
15
00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:09,712
-�I'll�remember�that.
-�(Paul�chuckling)
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00:01:09,745 --> 00:01:11,013
You're�going�down,
17
00:01:11,047 --> 00:01:13,349
you�kii-a-skwe
mindimooyenh!
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00:01:13,382 --> 00:01:14,517
(chuckling)
19
00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,586
I'm�not�regular�kii-a-skwe!
20
00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:19,088
I'm�prison�kii-a-skwe.
21
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Ho'leh,�settle�down,
Stony�Mountain.�(chuckling)
22
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(Agnes�chuckling)
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Here�we�are,
together,�outside�work.
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Just�relax,�bro.
Just�chillin'.
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Oh�yeah,�yeah,
we're�just�chillin'.
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Although�chillin'
is�a�gateway�to�hangin'.
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And�you�know�what
can�happen�after�a�hang?
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Pregnancy?
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No,�Dean.
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Friendship.
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Sorry,�man,�you're
just�really�hard�to�take
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with�your...
town�clothes,�man.
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Like,�who�tucks
in�their�t-shirt?
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Uh,�this�guy.
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Yeah,�I�tuck�everything�in�-
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my�t-shirt,
my�sheets,�my�socks.
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Makes�me�feel�secure,
locked�in.
38
00:02:02,098 --> 00:02:04,867
You're�really�letting�loose
there,�eh,�Day�Off�Greg?
39
00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:10,273
Dean,�is�it�just�me�or�is�there
something�going�on�over�there?
40
00:02:10,306 --> 00:02:13,609
Dean:�Pretty�intuitive,
young�bingo�Padawan.
41
00:02:13,643 --> 00:02:14,710
They're�just�up�in�their...
42
00:02:14,744 --> 00:02:16,412
bingo�mojo.
43
00:02:16,445 --> 00:02:19,215
Greg:�By�aiming�those�charm
doohickies�at�each�other?
44
00:02:19,248 --> 00:02:22,318
Dean:�So,�those�charms�are
sending�bad�luck�to�Rita,
45
00:02:22,385 --> 00:02:25,421
and�Rita's�charms�are
blocking�that�bad�luck.
46
00:02:25,454 --> 00:02:26,956
Oh,�what--�what�is�that?
47
00:02:26,989 --> 00:02:28,224
...Little�warrior.
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Dean:�Hmm...
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Yes,�that's�the�mother
of�all�charms.
50
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That's�Coco�the�Coconut.
51
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Agnes�wins�big
with�it�every�year.
52
00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:38,568
So,�bingo�is�just
simple�luck.
53
00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:39,969
There's�nothing
simple�about�it,�bro.
54
00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:43,272
-�(traditional�flute�playing)
-�By�its�very�nature,
55
00:02:43,306 --> 00:02:45,241
it's�an�act�of�resilience.
56
00:02:45,274 --> 00:02:48,077
-�In�our�ancestors'�time...
-�(traditional�flute�playing)
57
00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:52,014
...our�customs
and�practices�were�outlawed,
58
00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:55,685
by�sickly,�bitchy-ass
white�men,�like�yourself.
59
00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:57,753
(traditional�flute�playing)
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00:02:57,787 --> 00:03:00,122
Tried�to�control
what�us�long-haired,
61
00:03:00,156 --> 00:03:02,491
beautiful�warriors
did�on�the�Rez.
62
00:03:02,525 --> 00:03:03,960
-�(traditional�flute�playing)
-�Sickly?�I...
63
00:03:03,993 --> 00:03:06,028
But�we�bingo'd�on,
64
00:03:06,095 --> 00:03:08,431
and�that's�what
makes�it�tradition...
65
00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,299
and�cool�as�fuck.
66
00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,201
(traditional�flute�playing)
67
00:03:12,268 --> 00:03:14,870
Hey,�man.
Thanks�for�the�flute.
68
00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:16,706
That�really
helped�the�story.
69
00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:18,341
This�is�for
the�people,�man.
70
00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:22,178
(traditional�flute�playing)
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00:03:22,211 --> 00:03:24,680
(crowd�applauding)
72
00:03:24,714 --> 00:03:25,715
Attention,�all�players.
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00:03:25,781 --> 00:03:30,119
Tonight's�final�prize
is�$4,000.
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00:03:30,152 --> 00:03:31,354
(crowd�applauding)
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00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:34,190
This�year,�we�are�going
to�have�a�good,�clean,
76
00:03:34,223 --> 00:03:38,361
fair,�no-bullshit
monster�bingo.
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Lips�is�head�of�security,�so
there'll�be�no�funny�business.
78
00:03:42,131 --> 00:03:45,701
And�I'm�talking�about�you,
Hilda,�and�your�black�dabber.
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00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:48,871
We�can't�see�the�numbers,
we�can't�verify�your�bingo.
80
00:03:48,904 --> 00:03:50,673
Bullshit!
81
00:03:50,706 --> 00:03:52,408
Let's�go�already!
82
00:03:52,475 --> 00:03:54,877
We�have�some�money
to�give�away.
83
00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:58,147
And�just�like�Paul,�when�he
found�out�Rose�was�pregnant,
84
00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,548
he's�got�to�go!
85
00:03:59,582 --> 00:04:02,485
-�Oh,�yeah!
-�(crowd�laughing)
86
00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:05,688
Here�we�go!
87
00:04:08,224 --> 00:04:09,492
(squealing)
88
00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:11,527
What's�taking�so�long?
89
00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,864
Don't�blame�me.
This�bingo�machine�is�faulty.
90
00:04:14,897 --> 00:04:16,932
I�wanted�the�WinMax�5000,
91
00:04:16,999 --> 00:04:19,335
but�I�never�got�the�money,
thanks�to�'Cheap�and�Council'.
92
00:04:19,368 --> 00:04:22,338
-�(crowd�booing,�shouting)
-�Paul:�'Sup,�Jo?
93
00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:25,908
What�da�heck!
I�just�got�here!
94
00:04:28,444 --> 00:04:29,712
Under�the�I,�22.
95
00:04:29,745 --> 00:04:32,615
Two�ducks�in�the�water!
96
00:04:32,682 --> 00:04:34,784
Hey,�Mom.�Big�baby.
97
00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:37,753
Let�me�grab
a�seat�here�real�quick.
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00:04:37,787 --> 00:04:40,523
Uh,�sorry,�Jo,
you�can't�sit�with�us.
99
00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:42,391
Why�the�hell�not?
100
00:04:42,425 --> 00:04:46,362
You�know�that�being�late
for�bingo�is�bad�luck,�and...
101
00:04:46,395 --> 00:04:47,897
you�got�bad�breath.
102
00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:51,400
I'm�sorry,�Jo,�but�I�do
feel�something's�off.
103
00:04:51,434 --> 00:04:53,369
Where�am�I�supposed�to�go?
104
00:04:53,402 --> 00:04:56,439
I'm�the�Chief;
I�can't�sit�alone.
105
00:04:56,472 --> 00:04:58,574
Roger:
Under�the�G,�58.
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00:04:58,607 --> 00:05:01,777
Geez,�wouldn't�it�be�great
if�Jo�found�a�seat?
107
00:05:01,811 --> 00:05:03,212
G-58.
108
00:05:03,245 --> 00:05:06,982
I'm�sorry,
but�this�is�Monster�Bingo,
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00:05:07,049 --> 00:05:08,951
there's�no�messing�around.
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00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:11,987
(sighing)
Okay,�fuck.
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00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:15,624
Roger:
Under�the�B,�6.
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00:05:15,658 --> 00:05:18,160
Hey,�but�still�too�close.
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00:05:21,564 --> 00:05:24,233
Paul:
Bye.
114
00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,802
Saved�you�a�seat,�Chief.
115
00:05:26,836 --> 00:05:28,104
Uh...
116
00:05:29,271 --> 00:05:32,475
Hey,�everybody!
Jo's�at�the�loser�table,
117
00:05:32,508 --> 00:05:33,809
and�that's�your�Chief?!
118
00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:36,579
(crowd�laughing)
119
00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,080
Don't�listen�to�him.
120
00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:41,117
He�calls�me�a�mooch.
Can�you�believe�that?
121
00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:45,654
Hey,�can�I�borrow
a�dabber?
122
00:05:45,688 --> 00:05:47,289
Roger:
Under�the�B,�8.
123
00:05:47,323 --> 00:05:50,092
Give�me�the�usual:
one�blue�freezie.
124
00:05:50,126 --> 00:05:53,362
Sorry,�Blue.
You�don't�have�enough.
125
00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:54,930
Aw,�man.
126
00:05:54,964 --> 00:05:58,167
Hey,�you�want
freezie�money�for�life?
127
00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,169
-�Yeah.
-�Then,�you�gotta�earn�it.
128
00:06:00,202 --> 00:06:04,206
And�sometimes,
it�ain't�pretty.
129
00:06:04,273 --> 00:06:07,109
Watch�and�learn,
freezie�face.
130
00:06:07,143 --> 00:06:11,781
Roger:�N-41.
N-41.�Time�for�fun.
131
00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:13,549
One�free�coffee.
132
00:06:13,616 --> 00:06:15,351
It's�two�bucks�now.
133
00:06:15,384 --> 00:06:16,986
Inflation,�bro.
134
00:06:17,019 --> 00:06:20,689
Where's�a�guy�gonna�get�two
bucks�from�in�this�economy?
135
00:06:20,723 --> 00:06:22,625
Hey,�got�two�bucks?
136
00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,328
What�can�I�get�for�this?
137
00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,399
Chickadee:
Fill�her�up,�bro.
138
00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,669
Cheap�ass.
139
00:06:36,906 --> 00:06:38,874
That's�how
it's�done,�Blue.
140
00:06:42,378 --> 00:06:46,582
Roger:
N-44�calls�out�the�door.
141
00:06:46,649 --> 00:06:47,883
-�N-44.
-�Oh!
142
00:06:51,253 --> 00:06:52,354
Roger:
O-75--
143
00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:56,392
I�mean,�O-71.
144
00:06:56,425 --> 00:06:58,093
She�won't�stop
looking�at�me.
145
00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,030
She's�trying�to
get�into�my�head.
146
00:07:01,063 --> 00:07:03,599
Roger:�O-69.
147
00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:06,335
That's�O�for�Oklahoma�and�69�for
don't�even�make�the�joke,�Ed.
148
00:07:08,437 --> 00:07:09,872
What�was�that�number?
149
00:07:09,905 --> 00:07:11,607
O-69.
150
00:07:11,674 --> 00:07:13,676
You�got�this.
151
00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:16,512
You�got�the�coconut,
and�you've�got�me.
152
00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:25,020
(tapping)
153
00:07:25,087 --> 00:07:27,323
Listen�to�those�dabbers
on�the�table,�man.
154
00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:29,358
It's�like�music.
It's�cool.
155
00:07:29,425 --> 00:07:31,627
It's�like�Jamiroquai.
156
00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,928
You�believe�this�mooniya?
157
00:07:32,962 --> 00:07:34,830
I'm�surprised
he�even�came�out�tonight.
158
00:07:34,864 --> 00:07:36,198
I�thought�he'd�be
at�home�drinking�milk,
159
00:07:36,265 --> 00:07:37,633
watching�documentaries.
160
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:41,136
-�(laughing)
-�Oh,�hey,�calm�down,�all�right?
161
00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,171
Dean,�I�am�still
your�boss.
162
00:07:42,204 --> 00:07:44,039
North�Store�Greg�is�my�boss.
163
00:07:44,106 --> 00:07:47,176
Day�Off�Greg�is�just�some�nerd
with�a�moustache.
164
00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:49,011
Look�at�this�guy,
he's�like�part�news�anchor,
165
00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:51,313
part...�catfish.
166
00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:52,781
"This�just�in,
I'm�really�lame
167
00:07:52,815 --> 00:07:54,383
"and�I�pull�up
my�pants�really�high
168
00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,352
"because�I�have�a�hairy�arse.
Back�to�you,�Barb."
169
00:07:56,385 --> 00:07:59,989
(sobbing)
170
00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,524
(sniffling)
171
00:08:01,557 --> 00:08:04,460
-�Weenuk,�what's�wrong�with�you?
-�(whimpering)
172
00:08:04,493 --> 00:08:06,462
Don't�get�all�sad�arse�now.
173
00:08:06,495 --> 00:08:08,030
When�we�tease�you,
it�just�means�we�like�you.
174
00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:10,366
Then,�why�does�it�hurt?
(sobbing)
175
00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:13,369
Just�take�it
if�you�want�to�be�cool.
176
00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:16,305
Teasing�is�one�of�the�sacred
seven�teachings.
177
00:08:16,338 --> 00:08:18,641
-�It�is?
-�Yeah,�man.
178
00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:20,042
Keeps�you�humble.
179
00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:21,210
Roger:
B-11.
180
00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:25,180
B-11�or�not�to�B-11.
181
00:08:26,682 --> 00:08:29,218
Man,�you�got�a�lot�to�learn
about�being�cool�on�the�Rez.
182
00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:30,553
Get�your�elbows�on�the�table.
183
00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:33,055
Nobody�likes�a�guy
with�good�posture.
184
00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,190
Okay?
185
00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,527
And�throw�a�bro�in
here�and�there...�bro.
186
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,995
Bro.
187
00:08:40,029 --> 00:08:42,765
And�instead�of�saying�"no",
say,�"Not�even".
188
00:08:42,831 --> 00:08:44,533
Not�even.
189
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,869
Yeah,�right.
190
00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,071
And�if�somebody
rubs�you�the�wrong�way,�say,
191
00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:50,739
"Go�fuck�yourself�then."
192
00:08:50,773 --> 00:08:52,708
Isn't�that�a�little�harsh?
193
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,243
Here,�try�it.
194
00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:56,779
More�bingo�cards?
195
00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:58,747
Not�even,�bro.
196
00:08:58,781 --> 00:09:01,450
Cool.
197
00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,385
And�go�fuck
yourself,�then.
198
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,058
This�kind�of�rhymes.
199
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:13,295
Under�the�N,�37.
200
00:09:13,362 --> 00:09:15,531
Bingo!
201
00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:16,732
-�(crowd�applauding)
-�Paul:�Yeah!
202
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,434
Roger:
We�have�a�bingo.
203
00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:20,302
Early�bird�goes�to�Agnes.
204
00:09:20,369 --> 00:09:22,137
Yeah,�I�see�how�it�is,
205
00:09:22,204 --> 00:09:26,442
just�because
your�daughter's�Chief.
206
00:09:26,475 --> 00:09:30,245
(crowd�applauding)
207
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,281
(applauding)
208
00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:42,324
?
209
00:09:50,232 --> 00:09:52,401
That's�a�good�bingo.
210
00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:57,606
What�do�you�want,�bro?
211
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,608
I�lost�my�glasses.
Anyone�return�them?
212
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,778
Someone�returned
his�glasses�already.
213
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,913
Let's�see�what�you�got.
214
00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:07,316
No,�sir,�nobody's
turned�in�anything.
215
00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:09,485
But...
216
00:10:09,518 --> 00:10:10,786
can�I�interest�you�in�these?
217
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:14,523
The�heck,�boy!
These�look�like�mine!
218
00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,824
You�have�good�taste!
219
00:10:15,858 --> 00:10:18,661
Those�just�came�in
from�Paris.
220
00:10:18,694 --> 00:10:20,429
Paris,�eh?
221
00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:22,464
Those�stop�UV�light,
222
00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:24,299
sunlight,�blue�light,
223
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,335
even�Coors�Light.
224
00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:29,538
You�put�these�on,�you'll�never
miss�another�number.
225
00:10:29,605 --> 00:10:31,106
I'll�take�'em.
226
00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,808
These�are�$400.
227
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,777
But�for�you,�a�hundred�bucks.
228
00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:36,645
That's�a�steal.
229
00:10:37,813 --> 00:10:41,850
And�if�anyone�asks
you�where�you�got�them,
230
00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:44,219
tell�them�a�boy�named�Blue.
231
00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:49,892
(crowd�shouting)
232
00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,895
(shouting)
233
00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:54,129
(screaming)
234
00:10:54,163 --> 00:10:57,032
Hurry�up!
Fuck!�Call�a�number!
235
00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,702
I'm�trying�to,�Hilda.
236
00:10:59,735 --> 00:11:02,171
Blame�Cheap�and�Council.
237
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,872
You�already�told�that�joke.
238
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:06,642
Maybe�your�arms�are
too�weak
239
00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:08,977
and�you�should�start�working�out
with�the�teens.
240
00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:10,579
You�know�what?
One�day�a�ball's�gonna�come
241
00:11:10,646 --> 00:11:12,314
flying�out�and
hit�someone�in�the�eye,
242
00:11:12,347 --> 00:11:14,083
and�that's�gonna�be�on�you.
243
00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:18,153
As�if!
You're�just�milking�it,�Roger.
244
00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:20,155
Move�it�along.
245
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:22,691
(crowd�shouting)
246
00:11:24,693 --> 00:11:26,595
(gasping)
Where�is�she?
247
00:11:26,662 --> 00:11:29,231
-�What?
-�Coco,�where�is�she?
248
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,533
I�told�you�to�watch�her.
249
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:35,738
Oh,�Mom,�I�made�a�mistake.
I�got�distracted.
250
00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:39,108
There's�a�guy�over�there�eating
a�hot�dog�in�a�hamburger�bun.
251
00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:41,577
You�fucker!
252
00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,545
I�know�who�did�this.
253
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:46,615
Am�I�wearing�something
of�yours�or�what?
254
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,786
Oh.�Guard�the�table.
255
00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:53,422
Give�me�back
the�coconut,�Rita.
256
00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:56,191
You�sound�like�a�coconut.
257
00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:57,926
I�know�you�stole�it.
258
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,028
What�seems�to�be
the�problem?
259
00:12:00,062 --> 00:12:03,298
Nothing,�officer.
I'm�just�trying�to�play�bingo.
260
00:12:03,365 --> 00:12:05,200
Rita�stole�Coco.
261
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:07,236
Okay,�I'm�gonna
need�a�description.
262
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,371
Okay,�he's�brown.
263
00:12:09,404 --> 00:12:11,740
Everyone�here�is�brown.
264
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,275
You're�gonna�have
to�get�more�specific.
265
00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:17,746
He's�hairy�and�he's
got�big�googly�eyes.
266
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,248
If�you're�talking
about�Ernie�Mitchell,
267
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,916
he's�at�his�mom's�tonight.
268
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,585
She's�talking�about
a�coconut.
269
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,889
Roger:
Under�the�O,�75.
270
00:12:26,922 --> 00:12:29,224
Watch�out�for�that�beehive.
271
00:12:29,258 --> 00:12:33,295
I�might�be�running�late,
but�I�got�an�N-38.
272
00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:35,998
Under�the�G,�4-0.
273
00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:38,767
Under�the�O,�65.
274
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:42,070
I-21.�Are�we�fun?
275
00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:45,641
She's�gonna�win�soon.
I�can�feel�it.
276
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,977
Look�at�her�cards,
they're�soaked.
277
00:12:49,011 --> 00:12:51,580
Paul:�She's�gotta�have
Coco�there�somewhere.
278
00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:54,116
(creaking)
279
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,453
N-39.
280
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,089
The�pain's�moved
down�to�the�spine.
281
00:13:01,123 --> 00:13:04,660
Bingo!
282
00:13:04,693 --> 00:13:06,695
(cheering)
283
00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:12,000
We�have�a�bingo.�Rita...
284
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,008
Anyone�got�any�lard?
285
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,343
Oh,�fok�off.
286
00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:24,179
You're�just
struggling�on�purpose.
287
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:26,281
I�am�not.
288
00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:27,850
That�machine's�fine.
289
00:13:27,883 --> 00:13:29,518
Oh,�really?
290
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,287
Why�don't�you�come�up�here
and�bingo�call�it,�'den?
291
00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:34,723
Fine,�'den.
292
00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:38,460
You're�just�playing�it�up,
tryin'�to�win�an�Oscar.
293
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,463
(creaking)
294
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:46,068
Under�the�I,
295
00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:48,737
for�"I�told�you�so..."
296
00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:50,672
Paul:
Ho'leh,�you�just�suck!
297
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,541
(crowd�shouting)
298
00:13:53,742 --> 00:13:55,244
(exhaling�sharply)
299
00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,881
Oh,�man,
I�gotta�admit,�bro,
300
00:13:58,914 --> 00:14:02,251
I�kinda�like
you�better�with�the�moustache.
301
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:03,385
Put�it�back.
302
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:06,054
Ah,�well,
I�can't�do�that,�Dean,
303
00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:09,157
because�that's
not�how�moustaches�work.
304
00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:11,093
Just�gotta�try�harder,�bro.
Just�push�it�back.
305
00:14:11,159 --> 00:14:13,862
You�know,�I�do�kind
of�like�it,�though.
306
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,264
I�feel�like
I�can�talk�faster.
307
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,199
All�right,�well,
308
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,934
now�that�we�got
cool�Day�Off�Greg,
309
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:20,836
I'm�gonna�put�you�to�the�test.
310
00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:22,371
Go�ahead.
Tease�me.
311
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,873
-�Don't�hold�back.
-�Are�you�sure?
312
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,676
Okay,�I'll�give�it�a�try.
313
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:30,879
Um,�you�look�like,
uh,�a...
314
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,114
a�pothead.
315
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,182
Yeah,�that's�not�bad,
that's�not�bad.
316
00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:36,785
Well,�how�about�this?
317
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:41,757
"I'm�Dean.�I,�uh--�I�sleep�on�a
bus�and�I�poop�in�buckets.
318
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,558
"Hey..."
319
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,194
Hey,�you�ever
notice�that�this�guy
320
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:47,930
has�never�been
seen�with�a�woman,
321
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:49,431
and�yet,
he�always�has�hickeys?
322
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,934
I�think�Dean�has�sex
with�a�vacuum�cleaner.
323
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:53,535
(people�laughing)
324
00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:56,238
Okay,�okay.�I�feel
the�love�in�your�teasing,�bro.
325
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,406
-�It's�pretty�good.
-�Hey.
326
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,974
Didn't�your�father
crash�a�snowmobile
327
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,443
into�an�outhouse
when�you�were�just�a�kid?
328
00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:02,945
Probably�driving�too�fast
trying�to�get�away
329
00:15:02,978 --> 00:15:05,080
from�that�big�washing
machine-sized�head�of�yours.
330
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,383
I�mean,�look�at�the�size
of�that�square�noggin.
331
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:12,220
Whenever�he�eats,
it's�like�he's�on�spin�cycle.
332
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:13,922
"Um,�um,�um,�um."
333
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,892
Huh?
(chuckling)
334
00:15:19,227 --> 00:15:21,430
Dean?
335
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,398
Dean,�did�I�do�it�right?
336
00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:34,242
Rita!
337
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:37,913
Congratulations
on�your�bingo!
338
00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:41,950
It's�just�a�game;�nothing
to�be�so�serious�about,�eh?
339
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,619
I�agree,�Agnes.
340
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:49,458
The�only�thing�I'm�serious�about
is�my�three�grandchildren.
341
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,293
How�many�do�you�have�again?
342
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,528
Aww.
Me,�I�only�have�one.
343
00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:56,865
Don't�make�a�move.
344
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:03,605
-�Man:�Come�on,�Jo!
-�(crowd�jeering)
345
00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:05,374
Under�the�O...
346
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,442
83.
347
00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:09,311
Roger:
That's�not�even�a�real�number!
348
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,146
Hurry�up,
Cheap�and�Council!
349
00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,616
-�(thudding)
-�Oh-ho!
350
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,618
Oh,�my�eye...
351
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:23,959
Okay,
we're�on�to�our�final�game:
352
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,728
monster�bingo!
353
00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:28,530
(crowd�applauding)
354
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,399
Okay,�let's�get�started,�then.
355
00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:34,469
We're�going�to�try�something
a�little�different�this�time.
356
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:48,817
B-15,
357
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:52,587
'cause...
Roger's�a�shithead.
358
00:16:52,621 --> 00:16:54,456
That's�not�even�funny.
359
00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:57,092
Hot�start
over�here,�though.
360
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,493
You'll�both�have
plenty�of�time
361
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,495
to�think�about
what�you�did�in�here.
362
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,264
Hey,�new�fish.
363
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:08,603
Hilda,�what�are�you
in�for?
364
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:11,239
Blacking�out�my�cards.
You?
365
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:13,909
I�got�caught�trying
to�steal�back�a�coconut.
366
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:16,445
Amateur.
367
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,282
How�long�have�you�been
on�the�inside�for?
368
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:22,484
Lips�gave�me�15...
369
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:24,252
minutes.
370
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,458
I�missed�out
on�so�many�things.
371
00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,493
We�gotta�get�out�of�here.
372
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,428
I�think�I�have�a�plan.
373
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,301
Hey,�Dean.
374
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:43,105
Listen,�I'm�so�sorry
I�was�so�hard�on�you�earlier.
375
00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:46,041
But�you�have�to�admit,�you
helped�create�this�cool,
376
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,442
untucked�monster.
377
00:17:49,044 --> 00:17:51,780
Look,�I�really�want�us
to�be�friends.
378
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:54,182
But�I�feel�like
it's�our�differences
379
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:57,486
that�make�both�of�us
really�special.
380
00:17:58,987 --> 00:18:00,388
Yeah,�man.
381
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,657
Maybe�you�should�stay
as�a�nerdy�white�guy
382
00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:06,394
and�me�as�this�cool-ass
influential�titan.
383
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,497
Sure,�Dean.
384
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:12,667
But�you�know�what�I�think
is�the�real�bonanza?
385
00:18:12,701 --> 00:18:14,002
It's�our�friendship.
386
00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:17,672
That's�beautiful,�man.
387
00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,508
Thanks.
388
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,076
Hey,�and
you�know�what,�guy?
389
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,677
Go�fuck�yourself,�then.
390
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,147
Not�even.
391
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,648
All�right!
392
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:33,822
(playing�harmonica)
393
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,259
All�right!
394
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,593
I�got�it.
395
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,395
You're�gonna�pretend
to�be�hurt,
396
00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,030
and�then�you're
gonna�cry�for�help.
397
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:43,265
Why�pretend?
398
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,733
'Cause�we�can�fake
that�part.
399
00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:46,101
Nah,�nah,
it's�gotta�look�real.
400
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,669
Here,�cut�me.
401
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:50,939
Ah,�don't�worry.�Right�here,
where�there's�no�organs.
402
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,508
Trust�me,
you�can�go�pretty�deep.
403
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,610
That's�crazy.
Nobody's�getting�cut.
404
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,846
-�Worked�in�Attica!
-�I'm�sure�it�did.
405
00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:00,081
But�all�you�got�to�do
is�pretend�to�be�hurt.
406
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:01,616
And�then,�Lips�is�going
to�come�in,�and�then--
407
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:02,951
-�We'll�cut�him.
-�Oh�my�God!
408
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,719
Nobody's�getting�cut!
409
00:19:04,753 --> 00:19:07,722
Lips�is�going�to�come�in,
I'm�going�to�knock�him�out,
410
00:19:07,756 --> 00:19:10,292
and�then�the�two�of�us
are�gonna�be�free.
411
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,861
Right,�you�coward.
412
00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,896
We'll�do�it
your�non-cutting�way.
413
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,231
Get�to�it.
414
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,734
Help!�Help!
415
00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:20,902
Oh,�my�spleen!�Oh!
416
00:19:20,936 --> 00:19:23,305
It's�busted!�Oh!
417
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,307
Lips:
What's�going�on?
418
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,575
-�What's�going�on?
-�Now!
419
00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:27,909
Ahh!
420
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:30,145
I'm�sorry,�Hilda,
but�this�is�monster�bingo!
421
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,148
Hey,�Paul,
open�the�door!
422
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,983
(doorknob�jiggling)
423
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,652
Damn�it!
424
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,721
It's�just
you�and�me�now.
425
00:19:47,128 --> 00:19:50,232
Nice�try,
Rita�the�cheat-ah,
426
00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:52,567
but�thieves�never�win.
427
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,603
Give�me�that!
428
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:55,971
Paul:�No!
Let�go.
429
00:19:56,004 --> 00:19:57,072
(both�straining)
430
00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:58,673
Let�go!�Aah!
431
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:08,750
?
432
00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:14,122
G-58!
433
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:15,924
I�won!
434
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:18,460
Bingo!�I�won!
435
00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:20,662
Those�are�my�cards!
436
00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:23,965
Were�your�cards,
Chief�Snooze-You-Lose.
437
00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:29,137
(crowd�booing)
438
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:31,306
Four�thousand�big�ones.
439
00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:32,540
And�guess�what?
440
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,976
Every�penny
is�going�towards�my--
441
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:38,647
Let�me�guess.
The�WinMax�5000�bingo�machine?
442
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,448
As�if.
443
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:43,285
I'm�getting�an�arse�lift.
444
00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:44,519
(crowd�booing)
445
00:20:44,552 --> 00:20:47,489
All�right,�fine.
446
00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:50,125
A�WinMax�5000.
447
00:20:50,158 --> 00:20:53,461
But�if�there's�leftover�money,
it's�going�right�to�my�jeet!
448
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,101
Chickadee:
What's�up,�little�guy?
449
00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:04,439
That�kid�sold�me�a�hamster�for
a�hundred�bucks,�but�it's�dead.
450
00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:07,609
That's�too�far.
You�crossed�the�line,�Blue.
451
00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:12,614
Here,�take�your�money,�kid.
452
00:21:14,082 --> 00:21:15,517
There�are�limits,�bro.
453
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,519
You'll�learn�them�eventually.
454
00:21:23,024 --> 00:21:24,759
The�fuck?
455
00:21:27,696 --> 00:21:30,265
The�student�has
become�the�teacher.
456
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:36,604
?�A�prisoner�sits�in�solitude
inside�an�empty�cell
457
00:21:36,638 --> 00:21:39,441
?�Dreaming�of�his�freedom�?
458
00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:43,111
?�And�a�ghostly�wishing�well�?
459
00:21:43,144 --> 00:21:47,148
?�Haunted�by�the�flashes
of�a�rainbow�in�his�tears�?
460
00:21:48,383 --> 00:21:50,452
?�Waiting�for�an�open�door�?
461
00:21:50,485 --> 00:21:53,121
?�To�satisfy�his�fears�?
462
00:21:55,223 --> 00:21:57,258
?�Somewhere�deep�inside�him�?
463
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,427
?�He�slowly�shifts�the�blame�?
464
00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:01,096
?�While�the�shouting�in�his...�?
465
00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:05,696
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