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?
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(audience�cheering)
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00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:21,964
Roger�Laughingstick:
This�is�the�first�time
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00:00:21,998 --> 00:00:23,433
that�Grouse�Lake�has�ever
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00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:25,535
scored�a�single�point
against�Big�Grand�Rapids
6
00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:27,837
in�the�fifty�years
of�this�tournament!
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00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:32,608
?
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00:00:32,642 --> 00:00:33,643
(whistle�blowing)
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00:00:33,676 --> 00:00:34,944
No�point.
10
00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:36,679
Paul's�stomach�touched�the�net.
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00:00:36,712 --> 00:00:38,448
-�(cheering)
-�Are�you�serious?!
12
00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:39,982
Roger�Laughingstick:
There�it�is,�folks.
13
00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:43,786
Once�again,
the�Grouse�Lake�team
14
00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:46,656
has�shat�its�shorts.
15
00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:49,192
It's�okay,�man.�We'll�get
that�one�point�next�year.
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00:00:49,225 --> 00:00:53,529
There's�not�gonna�be
a�next�year�'cause�I�quit!
17
00:00:53,563 --> 00:00:57,700
And�now,�it�looks�like�Paul�-
a�known�quitter�-�is�quitting.
18
00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:59,735
I�can�believe�it!
19
00:00:59,802 --> 00:01:01,671
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you�baby�?
20
00:01:01,704 --> 00:01:04,073
?
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00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:07,376
?�All�night�long�?
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00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:16,719
?
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(gravelly�voice:)
It's�that�time,�bro.
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00:01:21,424 --> 00:01:23,226
We're�getting
the�team�back�together.
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Those...�Big�Grand�Rapid
rejects�owe�us�a�point
26
00:01:27,997 --> 00:01:30,433
and�it's�time�to�collect.
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(gravelly�voice:)
I�don't�know�if�you�heard,
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00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:34,537
I�don't�play�volleyball�anymore.
29
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This�quad,�these�tools,
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working�with�these�hands...
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this�is�the�life
that�I�live�now.
32
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I�don't�need�you�to�play,�bro.
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I�need�you�to�coach.
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You're�gonna�have�to
find�someone�else!
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Your�talents
are�wasted�here,�bro.
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At�least...�think�about�it.
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Roger�Laughingstick�(in�memory:)
Once�again,
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00:02:00,096 --> 00:02:03,866
Grouse�Lake�has�shat�its�shorts.
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00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,601
(gravelly�voice�continues:)
It's�all�I�do,
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00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:09,405
is�think�about�it.
41
00:02:09,438 --> 00:02:12,375
(gravelly�voice�continues:)
This�time�will�be�different.
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00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,777
I�said--
(coughing)
43
00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:17,113
(regular�voice:)�I�said
just�find�someone�else,�man!
44
00:02:17,146 --> 00:02:19,215
(regular�voice:)�Yeah,�man.
45
00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:27,590
Hey�there,�Chief�Jo,�Rose.
46
00:02:27,623 --> 00:02:30,092
You�coming�to�the�Best�Friend
sale�at�the�North�Store?
47
00:02:30,126 --> 00:02:31,093
Oh,�really?
48
00:02:31,127 --> 00:02:32,261
Yeah.�Bring�in�your�best�friend
49
00:02:32,295 --> 00:02:33,729
and�you�get�to
a�free�foot-long�hot�dog.
50
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It's�all�there�on�the�flyer.
51
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Let's�go�get�a�hot�dog,�Rose.
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Uh,�sorry,�Jo.
I�already�got�mine.
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-�What?
-�I�took�Stephen�Harper.
54
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He�loves�foot-long�hot�dogs.
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Wait�a�second.
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Uh,�I�thought
we�were�best�friends.
57
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I'm�more�of,
like,�your�work�wife.
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Your�best�friend�is�Lips.
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Oh,�fok�off.
60
00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:58,654
Good�time�for�me
to�get�a�coffee.
61
00:02:58,688 --> 00:03:00,456
Everyone�knows�you
and�Lips�are�BFFs.
62
00:03:00,489 --> 00:03:03,492
I�mean,�like,
everyone�calls�you�'Jips'.
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00:03:03,526 --> 00:03:06,095
Jo,�Lips�-�Jips.
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00:03:06,128 --> 00:03:09,131
I�never�before�fokin'
heard�that�in�my�life.
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00:03:09,165 --> 00:03:11,467
So,�we�gonna�get
that�free�hot�dog�for�Jips?
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00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:15,104
You�too?�Why�would�you�think
Lips�is�my�best�friend?
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00:03:15,137 --> 00:03:20,042
(woman�singing�sentimental
song�in�foreign�language)
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?
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Lips�isn't�my�best�friend.
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I�play�pat-a-cake�with...
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00:03:29,986 --> 00:03:32,555
lots�of�people!
72
00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:43,199
No�point.
Paul's�stomach�touched�the�net.
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00:03:43,232 --> 00:03:44,700
One�point.
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00:03:44,734 --> 00:03:47,036
-�No�point.
-�Just�one!
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00:03:47,069 --> 00:03:49,839
-�No�point.
-�One...�point.
76
00:03:51,907 --> 00:03:53,242
No�point.
77
00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:04,687
-�Here�you�go,�Jo.
-�What�are�those�for?
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00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,222
Oh,�nothing.�Just�wanted
to�do�something�quick
79
00:04:06,255 --> 00:04:08,357
for�your�twelve-year
work�anniversary.
80
00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:10,059
(whispering:)�Just�them�down
and�get�out�of�here.
81
00:04:10,092 --> 00:04:11,494
See?
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00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:13,396
This�is�something
a�best�friend�would�do.
83
00:04:13,429 --> 00:04:17,566
Can�you�believe�it,�Lips?
People�think�we're�best�friends.
84
00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,035
We�are�best�friends.
85
00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:21,871
No.�We're--
we're�just�work�buddies.
86
00:04:21,904 --> 00:04:23,906
Okay�then,�we're�work�buddies.
87
00:04:23,939 --> 00:04:25,675
I'll�say�whatever�you�want
because�I'm�your�best�friend.
88
00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,511
I�have�plenty�of�best�friends.
89
00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:31,180
In�fact,
I-I�gotta�go�see�one�of�them.
90
00:04:31,213 --> 00:04:34,250
Her�name's�Jennifer.
91
00:04:34,283 --> 00:04:38,120
We're�so�tight�that�people
call�us�'J-J-J-Jennifer'.
92
00:04:39,855 --> 00:04:42,258
I�have�plenty�of�best�friends!
93
00:04:45,695 --> 00:04:47,730
Are�you�okay,�Lips?
94
00:04:49,932 --> 00:04:52,401
Looking�good,�guys.
Looking�good.
95
00:04:52,435 --> 00:04:54,303
Now,�bring�it�in.
96
00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,540
Coach...�is�here!
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00:05:00,142 --> 00:05:01,911
Take�a�knee!
98
00:05:01,944 --> 00:05:04,413
-�I'll�help�him.
-�Paul:�Ahh!
99
00:05:04,447 --> 00:05:06,549
He's�gotta�wanna
do�this�on�his�own!
100
00:05:13,823 --> 00:05:15,758
Pay�attention�to�your�new�coach.
101
00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:18,561
He's�gonna�take�us�to�the
one-point�promised�land.
102
00:05:18,594 --> 00:05:20,596
Winners...
103
00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:23,466
all�gotta�make�sacrifices!
104
00:05:23,499 --> 00:05:27,002
So,�that's�why�you're�all...
105
00:05:27,069 --> 00:05:29,004
giving�up�your�spot�on�the�team.
106
00:05:29,071 --> 00:05:30,840
Ever�slack!
107
00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:35,077
Paul:
If�we...�want�that�one�point,
108
00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:37,279
we're�gonna�need�better�players.
109
00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:39,081
I'm�proud�of�all�y'all.
110
00:05:39,115 --> 00:05:42,184
You�guys�are�all�champions!
111
00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,486
Dean...
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00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:45,154
get�me�a�new�team.
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00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:51,093
Ahh!
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00:05:51,127 --> 00:05:53,129
He's�gotta�wanna
do�it�himself.
115
00:06:00,102 --> 00:06:02,138
Get�out�of�here,�Ed.
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00:06:03,272 --> 00:06:08,144
Jennifer!�It's�me,�Jo!
117
00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:12,982
You�know,
'J-J-J-Jennifer'?
118
00:06:13,015 --> 00:06:16,118
What's�up,�Chief?�You�here
for�some�cold�cuts?
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00:06:16,152 --> 00:06:17,553
I�can�do�sliced�or�shaved.
120
00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:20,489
No,�Bruce,
I�don't�need�any�meat.
121
00:06:20,523 --> 00:06:23,159
Jo,�then,�why�are�you�here?
Is�everything�okay?
122
00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:25,528
I'm�looking
for�my�best�friend.
123
00:06:25,561 --> 00:06:26,796
Lips�is�at�the�post�office.
124
00:06:26,829 --> 00:06:30,900
No!�Ugh!�Jennifer!
This�is�her�house?
125
00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:33,135
Jo,�she�left�for�the�city,
like,�two�weeks�ago.
126
00:06:33,169 --> 00:06:34,470
I'm�housesitting.
127
00:06:34,503 --> 00:06:36,872
Oh,�yeah!
128
00:06:36,906 --> 00:06:39,008
Well,�she�does
that�thing...�um...
129
00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,743
You�mean�her�heart�surgery?
130
00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:43,145
Heart�surgery?�Is�she�okay?
131
00:06:43,179 --> 00:06:47,416
I�mean,�of�course.
I�just�talked�to�her�yesterday.
132
00:06:47,483 --> 00:06:49,218
You�want�to�lie�to�me,�I�get�it.
133
00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:51,420
You�want�to�lie
to�my�loaf,�fine.
134
00:06:51,487 --> 00:06:54,089
But�stop�lying�to�yourself.
135
00:06:54,156 --> 00:06:55,724
I'm�not.
136
00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:57,693
Can't�just�be�some
door-to-door�liar.
137
00:06:57,726 --> 00:06:59,261
Okay,�then.
138
00:06:59,328 --> 00:07:03,065
You're�the�one�holding�an
unpackaged�loaf�of�meat,
139
00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:05,601
all�skin-to-skin�like,
140
00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:07,369
like�a�mother�and�her�baby.
141
00:07:07,403 --> 00:07:10,573
With�all�due�respect,
it's�time�for�you�to�go,�Chief.
142
00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:19,048
So,�this�is�our�new�team,�eh?
143
00:07:19,081 --> 00:07:20,749
Mm-hmm.�This�is�Tammy�-
144
00:07:20,783 --> 00:07:23,252
fastest�legs
on�this�side�of�the�lake.
145
00:07:23,285 --> 00:07:25,855
She�outran�a�running�moose
when�she�was�five.
146
00:07:25,888 --> 00:07:27,523
Now,�she�just�taunts�them
into�chasing�her.
147
00:07:27,556 --> 00:07:28,724
Oh.
148
00:07:28,757 --> 00:07:30,626
To�this�day,�she�still
has�not�been�caught.
149
00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:35,030
Ricky�-�born�deep�in
the�muskeg�by�bush�people.
150
00:07:35,064 --> 00:07:36,699
Strongest�arms�I've�ever�seen.
151
00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:40,569
The�only�problem�is�he�doesn't
speak�a�word�of�English.
152
00:07:40,603 --> 00:07:41,804
I�speak�English�no�problem.
153
00:07:41,871 --> 00:07:43,973
-�See�what�I�mean?�Bush�talk.
-�I�understand.
154
00:07:44,039 --> 00:07:46,141
Dean:
Eldon�-�chased�him�away�earlier
155
00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,743
because�I�thought
he�was�the�slender�man.
156
00:07:47,776 --> 00:07:49,545
To�be�honest,
I'm�still�not�sure.
157
00:07:49,578 --> 00:07:51,380
That�guy�gives�me�the�willies.
158
00:07:51,413 --> 00:07:53,582
And�what�is�this�I'm�looking�at?
159
00:07:53,616 --> 00:07:56,886
Scoops.�Found�him�outside,
chewing�diapers�out�of�my�trash.
160
00:07:56,919 --> 00:07:59,588
Took�him�inside�and�we�watched
all�the�Volley�Dog�movies.
161
00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:01,757
Tossed�him�a�ball,
see�what�he's�got.
162
00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:04,426
Turns�out�he's�fuckin'
natural,�bro.
163
00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:07,596
Listen�carefully!
164
00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,265
Practice...
165
00:08:09,298 --> 00:08:14,236
will�begin�at�4�a.m.!
166
00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,639
I�will�show�up
167
00:08:16,672 --> 00:08:19,275
five�or�six�hours�after�that,
168
00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:22,978
and�by�then,�you�would�have
walked�around�Grouse�Lake
169
00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:26,282
with�giant�logs
on�your�shoulders
170
00:08:26,315 --> 00:08:29,518
to�represent�how�important
171
00:08:29,585 --> 00:08:32,788
this�one�point�is!
172
00:08:32,821 --> 00:08:37,192
We're�gonna�do�this
every�single�day
173
00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:38,994
until�game�day!
174
00:08:39,028 --> 00:08:43,666
Now�some�of�you
will�not�make�it,
175
00:08:43,699 --> 00:08:48,637
but�that's�just
the�way�it's�gotta�be.
176
00:08:48,671 --> 00:08:50,673
The�game's�tomorrow,�man.
177
00:08:50,706 --> 00:08:53,108
Then,
why�don't�you�get�at�it,�then?
178
00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:56,278
Fuck�this.�We're�gonna�go
play�for�Big�Grand�Rapids.
179
00:08:56,312 --> 00:08:57,613
Team:�Yeah.
180
00:08:57,646 --> 00:09:00,950
You�guys�quit?!
Ha-ha!�No!�I�quit!
181
00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:02,985
I'm�off�the�team!
182
00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:07,723
Roger�Laughingstick:�This�is
Laughingstick�in�the�Morning,
183
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,525
and�I'm�either�smelling
competition�in�the�air
184
00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:11,894
or�Sydney�needs
his�septic�tank�emptied.
185
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,662
Whatever�it�is,
186
00:09:13,696 --> 00:09:17,066
the�annual�volleyball�game
against�Big�Grand�Rapids
187
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,868
is�coming�up�and
Dean's�team�is�in�a�tough�spot
188
00:09:19,902 --> 00:09:21,537
after�everyone�quit.
189
00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:24,373
(gravelly�voice:)�Hey,�bro,
190
00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,342
I�know�you're
going�through�a�lot,
191
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,244
but�there's�a�community�out
there�that's�counting�on�us
192
00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,713
to�get�that�one�point.
193
00:09:30,746 --> 00:09:33,582
You�think
that�I�don't�think�about�that
194
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,551
every�single�day?
195
00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,953
(gravelly�voice:)
So,�what�are�you�gonna�do?
196
00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,755
Live�a�life�of�solitude,
197
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,524
tinkering�with
your�stupid�fucking�quad?
198
00:09:42,558 --> 00:09:44,560
(gravelly�voice:)�Don't�you�ever
talk�about�my�quads�like�that!
199
00:09:44,593 --> 00:09:47,062
There�it�is!
There's�the�Paul�fire
200
00:09:47,096 --> 00:09:50,032
we�all�need.
201
00:09:50,065 --> 00:09:52,267
I�told�you,
202
00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,803
find�someone�else.
203
00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:57,539
Fine,
204
00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,942
but�I'll�leave�you�with�this:
205
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:03,646
the�path�to�one�point
is�very�hard,
206
00:10:03,712 --> 00:10:07,549
but�a�life�full
of�regret...
207
00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:10,619
is�even�harder.
208
00:10:14,223 --> 00:10:16,125
(grunting)
209
00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:21,330
Fuck�this,�we're�gonna
go�play�for�Big�Grand�Rapids.
210
00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:23,966
One�point!
211
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:27,169
Fuck�this,�we're�gonna
go�play�for�Big�Grand�Rapids.
212
00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:30,739
Just�one�point!
213
00:10:30,773 --> 00:10:33,976
Fuck�this,�we're�gonna
go�play�for�Big�Grand�Rapids.
214
00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:47,790
Hey,�Mom.
215
00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:51,260
Jo.�Aww.
How's�my�favourite�tea?
216
00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:54,296
Good.�I�was�just�wondering,
217
00:10:54,329 --> 00:10:57,199
do�you�want�to�come�over�and
bead�and�watch�a�movie�with�me
218
00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:58,767
after�you're�done�work?
219
00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,769
Uh,�why�would�we�do�that?
220
00:11:00,803 --> 00:11:04,273
Because�you're�my�best�friend.
221
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:05,507
(laughing)�Sorry,�what?
222
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,376
We're�best�friends.
223
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,178
(chuckling)
224
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:13,649
Oh...
Oh,�you're�so�cute.
225
00:11:13,682 --> 00:11:17,486
And�Jo,�you're�my�daughter.
226
00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:20,656
We're�not�best�friends.
227
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:24,493
Some�moms�are�best�friends
with�their�daughters.
228
00:11:24,526 --> 00:11:28,464
Sure.�Those�people�are�sickos.
229
00:11:28,497 --> 00:11:29,898
Aww.
230
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:32,000
I'm�your�parent;
I'm�not�your�buddy.
231
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,203
Okay,�already.
232
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,672
Besides,
Lips�is�your�best�friend.
233
00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:39,875
Hey,�bestie.
You�forgot�your�purse.
234
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,510
And�I�bought�you�some�sunscreen.
235
00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:43,912
It's�going�to�get
hot�out�this�week.
236
00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:48,751
Hey,�Greg?
237
00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:51,754
-�Yeah?
-�Make�us�our�damn�hot�dog.
238
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:53,522
Well,�hot�diggity�dog.
239
00:11:53,555 --> 00:11:59,595
?
240
00:11:59,661 --> 00:12:02,598
You're�probably
wondering�why�I�cut�you
241
00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:04,867
and�then�asked
you�guys�to�come�back.
242
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,569
No,�numbnuts.
Your�new�team�quit.
243
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,404
That�was�a�test.
244
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:13,242
And�guess�what?
245
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,676
You�all�passed.
246
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,712
I�heard�they're�playing
for�Big�Grand�Rapids.
247
00:12:16,745 --> 00:12:19,047
Ed,�take�a�lap!
248
00:12:19,081 --> 00:12:23,085
I�only�cut�you�guys�because
I�wanted�to�break�you�down,
249
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,721
so�I�can�build�you�back�up.
250
00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:28,123
Guess�what�time�it�is?
251
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,559
Build-up�time.
252
00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:31,960
-�As�if.
-�Yeah,�you�think�so?
253
00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:34,096
Guess�what?�Ed,
you're�doing�another�lap!
254
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,697
And�for�the�rest�of�you,
255
00:12:35,731 --> 00:12:38,634
get�in�line!
I�want�to�see�you�guys�serve!
256
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,608
Shit,�Ed,�are�you�okay?
257
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,611
No,�no,�no,�no!�He's�got�to
want�to�do�this�on�his�own.
258
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,146
But�he�might�have�a�concussion.
259
00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:54,316
Okay,�Dr.�Quinn�Medicine�Woman,
you�finish�his�laps!
260
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:57,486
In�fact,�the�whole�team
finishes�his�laps!
261
00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:01,790
Come�on,�Ed.
Let's�go,�Ed.
262
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,059
Get�up,�Ed.
263
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:06,562
Yes!
Now,�do�a�lap,�Ed!
264
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:11,133
?
265
00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:14,269
Lips,
266
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:18,574
I�can't�believe�I�fought�against
you�being�my�best�friend.
267
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:20,776
Oh.�Those�go�over�there.
268
00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:23,745
You�were�right�in�front�of�me
the�entire�time,
269
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:27,082
always�asking�me�how�my�day�is.
270
00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:30,786
Oh,�no.�Actually,�those--
those�go�over�there,�you�know?
271
00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:35,324
And�when�I�say�"best�friend",
I�mean�best...�friend,
272
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,528
like,�number�one,
top�of�the�list.
273
00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:42,998
Oh,�hey,
could�you�grab�this�rake
274
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:47,970
and�uh,
take�down�that�wasps'�nest?
275
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:52,674
Like,�what�else�am�I�in�denial
about�in�my�life?
276
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,310
Maybe�I�like
jazz�music,�you�know?
277
00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:56,345
(wasps�buzzing)
278
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,213
Like,�I�could�be�a�jazz�girl,
279
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,782
like...�jazz.
280
00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:05,120
Oh...�Lips,�we�could�have
been�best�friends�for�years.
281
00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:08,323
Do�you�know�how�easy
that�would�have�made�my�life?
282
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:12,694
Jo,�I'm�starting�to�think�that
you're�taking�advantage�of�me.
283
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,963
Okay.
284
00:14:14,997 --> 00:14:18,634
As�your�best�friend,
I�would�never�want�to�do�that.
285
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,169
It's�okay.�As�your
best�friend,�I�forgive�you.
286
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:22,671
Good!
287
00:14:22,704 --> 00:14:24,306
After�you're�done
mowing�the�lawn,
288
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,575
I�could�do�something
nice�for�you.
289
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:39,488
You're�too�slow!
290
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:43,091
You�guys�are�no�good!
291
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:45,360
Fuck�you!
We'd�have�that�one�point,
292
00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,095
if�it�wasn't
for�your�big�stomach.
293
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:50,265
Ed!�Why�are�you
looking�all�sad-arse?
294
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:52,901
Just�that�my�dad�said�he�was
gonna�come�watch�practice
295
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,870
and�he�never�showed�up.
296
00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:56,371
Your�dad?
297
00:14:56,405 --> 00:14:57,906
That�ball�hit�him
in�the�head�pretty�hard.
298
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,007
Ed:�He's�always�got�work.
299
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,176
He�flies�planes.
300
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,945
Maybe�take�it�easy�on�him.
301
00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:05,047
Take�it�easy?
302
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,883
One�point�just
doesn't�grow�on�trees!
303
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,051
I�have�an�idea.
304
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:12,554
Oh,�Chicken�Legs�has�an�idea.
305
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,389
Instead�of�trying
to�get�points�on�our�own,
306
00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:16,458
why�don't�we�just
distract�them�into�missing?
307
00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:18,927
Like,�one�of�their�guys�serves,
308
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,196
and�someone
whips�down�their�pants
309
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:23,031
and�distracts�them
and�we�get�the�one�point?
310
00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:24,066
Yeah,�I�guess.
311
00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:25,567
You�just�recommended
312
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,136
showing�your�little
volleyballs�to�the�other�team.
313
00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:29,438
And�guess�what?�Lap!
314
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,605
Hey,�man,�I�think
he's�on�to�something.
315
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,242
Dean,�take�a�lap!
316
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:36,745
Wait,�wait,�wait,�wait,�wait.
Where--�where�you�guys�going?
317
00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:39,214
We�quit.
318
00:15:39,247 --> 00:15:42,050
-�You�too?
-�Kid�had�a�good�idea,�man.
319
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:43,652
Fine!
320
00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:47,089
You�can�quit�'cause�I...
am�the�one�that�quits.
321
00:15:47,122 --> 00:15:48,390
I�quit...
322
00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:51,226
from�stopping
you�guys�from�quitting!
323
00:15:56,264 --> 00:15:59,167
Paul:�Hey!
(chuckling)
324
00:15:59,201 --> 00:16:00,836
I�knew�I'd�find�you�guys�here.
325
00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:02,104
What�do�you�want,�man?
326
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:05,173
This�one�point�isn't
going�to�score�itself!
327
00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,009
We're�done�with
volleyball...�forever.
328
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:09,778
Working�on�your�shitty
machines�is�our�life�now.
329
00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:11,113
My�daddy�flies�on�planes.
330
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,280
He�should�be�here
any�minute�now.
331
00:16:12,314 --> 00:16:14,383
I'm�sorry,�you�guys.
332
00:16:14,449 --> 00:16:16,685
If�y'all�come�back,
I'd�be�willing
333
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:19,121
to�give�Sterling's
distraction�idea�a�shot.
334
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:24,659
Look�at�this�quad.
Use�it�as�a�metaphor.
335
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:29,631
It�only�works,
if�we�work�on�it�together.
336
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:31,133
(engine�revving)
337
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,501
We're�back�in,�bro!
338
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,236
Let's�all�ride
to�the�gym�together!
339
00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:35,504
Yeah!
340
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,905
Whoo!
341
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:39,374
Hey!�Everybody�off!
342
00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:40,742
Everybody�off!
We're�gonna�walk.
343
00:16:40,809 --> 00:16:42,878
This�is�bullshit!
344
00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,981
Come�on,
we'll�walk�as�a�team.
345
00:16:46,014 --> 00:16:50,852
Roger�Laughingstick:
And�here�we�are,�game�day.
346
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:54,222
Can�Paul�and�Dean's�team�get
one�point�and�make�history,
347
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:57,025
or�will�they�continue�to�suck,
348
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,760
like�all�the
other�teams�before�them?
349
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,596
What�the�fuck,�man?
350
00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:03,231
(whistle�blaring)
351
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,833
Everybody,�huddle�up!
352
00:17:04,866 --> 00:17:06,668
Look,�they�might�be�bigger
than�you,
353
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:09,171
they�might�be�stronger,
they�might�be�faster,
354
00:17:09,204 --> 00:17:10,605
they�might�be
better�looking�than�you,
355
00:17:10,672 --> 00:17:13,175
and�they�get�way�more
likes�on�social�media!
356
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,577
Those�are�great�people.
357
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,245
They're�the�kind�of
people�that�you�would�want
358
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,947
to�drop�everything�to�help!
359
00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:21,583
But�remember...
360
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:25,220
they're�from�Big�Grand�Rapids.
361
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,055
So,�we're�gonna�go�out�there
362
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,057
and�we're�gonna
shove�those�rapids
363
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,892
right�up�their�grand�arses!
364
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:34,629
Yeah,�let's�make�my�daddy�proud.
He's�coming�to�watch�me.
365
00:17:34,696 --> 00:17:37,299
Ed,�your�dad's�not�coming,�man.
366
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:41,803
Even�if�he�was�still�alive,
he'd�be�like�147�years�old.
367
00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:44,039
You�don't�talk�about�my�daddy.
368
00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:45,474
(whistle�blaring)
369
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,411
(audience�groaning)
370
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,247
Should�be�another�quick�one.
371
00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:54,716
(knocking)
Can�I�talk�to�you?
372
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:57,619
Anything�for�you.
373
00:17:57,652 --> 00:18:00,489
I�got�to�let�you�go,
Grand�Chief.
374
00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,826
What�can�I�do�for�you,
best�friend?
375
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:08,563
Well,�I,�uh...
376
00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:10,565
I�don't�think�I�can�be
your�best�friend.
377
00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:12,234
-�What?
-�I�mean...
378
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:13,969
I�don't�like�being
best�friends�with�this�Jo.
379
00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:15,570
I�miss�the�old�Jo.
380
00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:18,740
Well,�I�miss�when�people�came�in
here�and�made�some�damn�sense.
381
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:21,343
What�dumb�shit�is
coming�out�those�lips,�Lips?
382
00:18:21,409 --> 00:18:22,744
See?�That�Jo.
383
00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,346
You're�confusing�me.
384
00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:27,916
Okay,�before�Greg's�hot�dog
sale,�we�just�were�best�friends.
385
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:29,417
We�didn't�have
to�think�about�it.
386
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:31,153
-�Okay...
-�But�after�the�hot�dogs,
387
00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:33,622
we�were�trying�to�figure�out
how�to�be�best�friends,
388
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,290
but�we�already�were.
389
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,026
Lips...�that's�real�profound.
390
00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:39,794
Actually,
somebody�just�spray�painted�that
391
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,463
all�over�the�school�wall.
392
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,499
Well,�let's�go�get�those
little�philosophical�fuckers.
393
00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:48,637
I'll�drive.
394
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,339
Roger�Laughingstick:
And�just�like�we�all�thought,
395
00:18:51,373 --> 00:18:53,642
Big�Grand�Rapids
is�crushing�Grouse�Lake,
396
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,610
who�have�yet�to
score�one�single�point.
397
00:18:55,644 --> 00:18:58,647
We're�in�the�fifth�and�final�set
and�time�is�running�out.
398
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,549
Does�Coach�Paul
have�anything�up�his�sleeves
399
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,717
other�than�his�arms?!
400
00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:03,985
I�doubt�it.
401
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,190
Ed,�focus!
402
00:19:08,223 --> 00:19:10,892
Sorry,�I�was�looking�for�my�dad.
403
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,828
-�Paul:�Time�out!
-�(whistle�blaring)
404
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:18,033
Sterling,�we're�gonna
try�that�distraction�idea.
405
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,635
All�right.
406
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,009
(audience�groaning)
407
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,744
(cheering)
408
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,682
(cheering)
409
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,324
(audience�groaning)
410
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,727
Roger�Laughingstick:
And�here�we�are,
411
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,995
next�point�for�Big�Grand�Rapids
412
00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:48,730
puts�Grouse�Lake
out�of�their�misery.
413
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:51,333
Let's�hope�it's
quick�and�painless.
414
00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,068
Hey,�buddy,
415
00:19:53,101 --> 00:19:55,503
serve�this.
416
00:19:55,537 --> 00:19:57,939
Eww.�Fuck,
I�think�I�saw�his�balls.
417
00:20:00,842 --> 00:20:02,510
Roger�Laughingstick:
Out�of�bounds!
418
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:05,247
Point�Grouse�Lake!
419
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,448
Roger�Laughingstick:
They�did�it!
420
00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:07,515
Audience:�One�point!
One�point!
421
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:09,084
The�losers�did�it!
422
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:11,186
They�got�the�single�point!
423
00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:13,288
(sobbing�loudly)
424
00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:15,257
(cheering)
425
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,725
They�got�the�point!
426
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,527
Whoo!
427
00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:21,229
The�game's�still�not�over!
428
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,698
Why�don't�you�finish
the�game�yourself,�you�losers!
429
00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:27,369
One�point!�One�point!�One�point!
430
00:20:27,402 --> 00:20:28,903
Audience:
One�point!�One�point!
431
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,939
One�point!�One�point!
432
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:34,509
That�after�party
is�gonna�be�deadly!
433
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:35,977
Dean:�You�need�a�ride,�man?
434
00:20:36,011 --> 00:20:38,647
Sorry,�guys.
My�dad�said�he's�picking�me�up.
435
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,183
Okay,�Ed.
You�wait�for�your�dad,�then.
436
00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:45,353
Yeah,�man.
You�say�hi�to�him�for�us,�okay?
437
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:48,790
(car�door�opening)
438
00:20:48,823 --> 00:20:50,292
(car�door�closing)
439
00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:51,826
(engine�revving)
440
00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:56,064
Ed:
Ugh,�he's�not�coming.
441
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,646
Ed!
Ed,�where�are�you,�boy?
442
00:21:13,515 --> 00:21:17,352
I�can't�wait�around�anymore;
I've�got�a�plane�to�fly.
443
00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:21,423
Okay,�then.
444
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:42,077
?
445
00:21:43,945 --> 00:21:46,748
?�They�didn't�want
you�to�know�?
446
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,286
?�The�truth�about
Bighorn�and�Wounded�Knee�?
447
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:58,026
?�Sister�told�you�about
the�heroes...�?
448
00:21:58,076 --> 00:22:02,626
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