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OK, let's get this straight.

I don't want to hear another word
of this white 2K nonsense.

Phones going bad, electricity cut off,

banks collapsing
or even planes falling out of

the sky.

The end of the world
is not coming.

The numbers in our calendar
will change, yes,

all four at once.

But the only numbers.

Mankind has been through this before.

At 8:00,

a lot of very important people
were dying at our tables.

The mood in which they
leave in the morning

will impact the lives of millions
of ordinary

people.

Our duty is to make sure
that no one's ass gets sore

from sitting on too hard a chair,

that they all stuff themselves
with caviar to the arts content.

That bottles of champagne will gush
from their noses and ears.

Is that clear?

Trying to make
a point for Nino, no.

I mean, yes, couldn't agree
more, of course.

I expect nothing more from you all
than our usual

politeness, precision
and perfection.

54321.

12 hours left.

Let's get to work, everybody.

Let's get to work.

Too salty.

Pour it out, Pour it

out.

Hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

What a night.

May I help yourself?

I am my room key.

What could be the room number 7?

I don't remember look up
and you say sorry.

Nice.

Simon Farraday.

I'm sorry Sir.

According to my files,

you're not staying with us at Moments.

Will you tell your files

we've been staying at the Grand Bellevue
the Christmas Eve,

New Year's Eve for 15 years.

My compliments are then you
should probably go there.

Where the ground?

Bellevue.

A short walk down the road, Sir,
as I moved an inch since 1912.

Sir.

I.

Tony.

Yes Sir.

And what can I see,
it's not centred.

I'm Mr Karl.

Meet immediately, Sir.

But it's not a chair.

You can move around just like that.

It's heavy.

Sorry.

Good morning, Mr Vinetti.

Good morning.

Is that well?

Like a baby.

One horror voice.

We'd be happy to carry
those to the school.

No, My Scott.

Pros.

No, thanks.

I've had this baby
stolen from me once.

Not here, Mr Minetti.

We can take care of your babies.

You know how long it tastes
important from Idol?

I'd rather keep them
under my bed.

Did you see him?

Well, Uncle Bongo, Bongo,
he's a big star.

Really.

What was he in?

Oh, he's had hundreds of movies.

That's Odyssey Sperminator, Paul.

Friction.

The list is just endless.

Such a beast
without a muzzle.

I'm sorry, Sir.

You a boy.

Get up down.

Come on, Mr Toby.

Shit.

We don't have all day.

Is Bongo your real name?

I knew it.

My mother told me all about you.

It's a good thing
was not your grandma.

Do you still work?

Contrivance.

No more movies, Ashley.

Come.

I'm retired now.

Hi darling, how are you?

My God, time stays still for you
and you getting younger every year.

Hello.

How about a safe?

You have a safe safe here.

This way follow me.

Please.

You want to see the suitcase
in one of this?

You could put the content
into several safes or all of them.

I'll get the manager.

Well, what the hell does that mean?

You can't find my reservation?

What are you, a retard?

Mr Crush.

It's so nice to see you back with us.

What seems to be the problem?

This imbecile here is
trying to convince me

that I don't have a reservation.

I'm so sorry.

There must have been
some sort of error.

Maybe you forgot
to make a reservation.

I don't make my own travel
plans, OK?

I have two competent assistants
and do that for me.

And they made them twice.

Well, once would be enough
if it got through to us.

Now you're telling me the people
that work for me are like,

Oh no, certainly not missed

the crash.

Let me assure you,
there's no need to worry.

We do our best to try
to find a solution.

Find a solution.

If you're no,
you're not going anywhere.

You'll get me into my suite first,
then you do what you got to do.

My colleague is already working on it
on all available options,

and I'll be back.

Right.

Fucking believable.

This whole place
is there in this shit.

Would you like chocolate, Sir?

I chocolate.

Chocolate.

Good morning.

My name is Hanson Early Cup.

I'm the hotel manager.

I hear you need some help.

We have fragile luggage

that we would like to place and safe.

Yes.

During World War 2,

the Swiss central bank stored
its reserves here.

Perfectly secure,
as you can see.

I'm honestly see.

We'll change the box right away,
of course.

It's been a while since anybody
has been down here.

Don't worry about that.

Just give me the key.

That's absolutely out of the question.

Because.

Seal tax policy.

Change the policy.

214.

2:10 and 2:09

as you requested.

And the bodyguard's room
is just the opposite.

We put in two rollaways.

I hope it won't be too cramped.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Don't worry, I should like,
KISS you.

Thank you, Sir.

Mr Dell, just trust me, OK?

I know this stuff inside now.

Why 2K hits?

No one's going to have a clue.

Not for a long time.

Not for a very long time.

No, no, no, no.

I don't think that's
a very good idea.

Why don't we do this?

Why don't we?

Why don't we meet my sweet
and I'll walk you through the details.

12:30.

Sorry, your room is ready.

What's the number, please?

707.

Great.

OK, 12:30 sharp,

all right.

All right, Mr Tao.

I'll see you then.

And Sweet 7, Suite 707.

Get that asshole manager
up here right now.

Leave that, leave that right there.

Get up.

The year at the end.

Cuckoo, I said.

Yeah, could you?

I love cuchi.

I

was

really.

Are you out of your mind?

Can you see me sleeping here
in this fucking room closet?

Or can you see me trying to take a piss

in this dollhouse toilet of yours?

I know, Mr Crush, this
is the worst room in the hotel.

I absolutely agree,
but we don't have anything else.

I'm here to offer your
complimentary bottle

of champagne

with the hotel's apology.

Well, you know what you do
with that fucking champagne.

Would you rather like some chocolates?

Listen.

I want you to listen.

I want you to listen carefully.

I make one phone call,

one phone call
before you change your shirt,

and I'm going to

own your fucking hotel.

Anything else?

Wait a minute.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I like that.

I like that a lot,
You know that.

I'll take it.

No, no, Mr Crush.

This suite is taken over.

Publish.

Get the fuck
out of my room.

Has everybody in the Solitaire
gone in sea?

Are

we serving Penguin now?

Penguin.

Yes.

But we protect Kovac
and Putaid

homicide.

I know, Mr Cup.

This came for

Arthur Duncan.

Dollars.

I I, I.

It's not I I it's the third.

Arthur Duncan Dennis
the 3rd to be delivered

to his suite to the suite.

Tonino.

Do you know anything
about a Penguin For that?

Is Duncan the third?

No

life Penguin.

You wait here and you watch.

This thing.

Little Masperacy, honestly.

Owning Arthur?

Here's a masterpiece, old,
tacked up and looking good.

This must be a complete surprise.

All we need now is people
to join in the chorus.

Come on in.

Hand sweaty.

Perfect timing.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Good morning, Mr Dallas.

So sorry to not be insane tonight,

but

I'm afraid I'll need to borrow
some of the most talented people

of your personnel.

I won't keep them long.

Well, yes, but actually, I'm here
to talk about the Penguin.

He's here.

Oh, great.

He's key to the soul
of wedding anniversary.

You know, Mr Dallas, we don't have
much experience with wild animals.

He's the generous creature
in heaven.

He's the the, the mascot
of my marriage.

You see, one year ago today,

my wife and I were married
in San Pedro,

deep Rosie Tanner,

Aussie Taylor Hotel.

Every business job in his room
and they had a Penguin.

Who's the most extraordinary thing?

And my wife would feed him out
of his hand every day at the table.

He became a a symbol
of our happiness.

I'm beginning to understand that.

Well, I've written some some words
to the tune of Happy Birthday.

Some decent voices to sing this

with us through the Penguin To my wife,

of course, with

pleasure.

I'll take care of it immediately.

Yeah.

Good, good, good.

An

amazing.

Mom, it's him.

It's him.

He's here.

Oh, good morning, Doctor Lima.

Hello, Luigi.

You know I'm hooked on your will.

Make the end of the world
more pleasant.

The end of the world?

Y2K.

Don't say.

Oh, yeah.

You can't believe
in that nonsense.

Of course I do.

I'm ready for anything.

I took all my settings
out of the bank.

Captain Lima, I

don't want to disturb you,
but I'm so happy to see you.

You Remember Me?

Gloria Robinson,
you gave me a few years.

Oh, yes, yes, yes,
yes, of course.

My lips.

Oh, you're Marsh, of course.

And your your nurse too, right?

Just a touch the limit
that's you calling

and may I introduce you
to my dear friend Alice?

I'm so happy to meet you,
Doctor Lima.

I've been waiting so long
for this opportunity, like a chance.

Do you think you could give Alice
an appointment?

Well,

I'm actually on vacation.

Please.

Ours

has a big problem
with her breasts.

If she had a procedure

a little while ago
and they barked it, yeah.

What's the problem?

Symmetry.

Are we even allowed to do this
on the union rules?

Mr Dallas is very rich.

Maybe we'll get a big tip.

You know why the rich are rich?

Because they don't tip.

Bob.

Where are you hopeful
your Princess is awake,

Magnolia

From me?

Yes, it's from Dallas Tree
for our endless happiness.

Blooms a Magnolia tree,

Happy pride and bridegroom.

Here in our humble room.

My most precious and deity
is my Magnolia balloon.

Oh my darling,

next year would be even better.

For me, he's all yours.

Come here, baby.

Come on.

Oh, why won't it come out?

Does anyone know how to wrangle
a Penguin

and touch the fucker with a beanball?

Maybe lure him with food
or he likes fish?

That one looks tasty.

Don't touch the fish.

Please don't touch the fish.

Call the room service.

Oh, order him some salmon,

not smoked fresh.

Oh.

Percy,

come

quickly.

Madam, Madam,
Madam, Madam.

Madame Slapp.

You slapper.

What does she feed it
to make it stink like that?

Caviar.

She beats her dog caviar.

It's not good for dogs.

People in India are starving to death

and she feeds her dog cum yard.

I could even go on.

I wouldn't share my lad.

Please.

You have come down
for Mr Tommy's sake.

We'll find a solution.

Can you get veterinarian?

That will not be so easy, Marquis.

It's New Year's Eve.

This is terrible.

Something is wrong
with that little.

I hate that dog
called the veterinarian I did.

He's in

Kenya on a safari.

He's in labour.

He's in what a cow
is in labour.

Difficult delivery.

He's doing a C-section.

So what am I supposed to do?

You are the only one who knows
how to deal with her.

He's always had a problem
doing his business in the snow

since he was a baby.

You know that.

Yes.

He can only do it on ground with me

to remind you we're in the outs
and it's winter.

And

shock me, unfortunately.

Doctor Lima.

Doctor Lima is a plastic surgeon.

But he has a medical degree,
yes, but he.

But he would certainly call it
that for his daughter.

Please connect me
to Doctor Alima's room.

Hello.

Sorry, I don't know
any Doctor Lima.

Sorry, I'm here.

My wife was joking,
of course.

A declusive Please hear
about the novella.

No.

Global

disability?

I'm not

sure.

Slower.

Must win for monthly.

Which means.

Talking of some sort
about recipes.

Like

the minister settler.

Man.

What did you do
with the excrement?

What from the monkeys?

Oh, laundry room
with a regular bedding.

What were we supposed to do?

Put it in the dishwasher?

Add it right away.

Really.

No respect for the market poop?

Habit.

I feel like Cinderella.

Except you'll never go
to the fucking ball.

Please stop tonight.

Would

you?

Will there be anything else?

Thank you so much,
Missus Ferratti.

At your service, Madam.

May I help you, Sir?

We travel from Mr Crash
to see him in this hotel.

Have you got an appointment
with Mr Crush?

No.

Making surprise.

He's here, Yes.

I'm sorry Sir,

but the hotel doesn't give out
that kind of information regarding guests.

Would you like to leave
a message I miss?

I will not find Mr Crush
of your arrival.

Welcome to the Hammam
experience.

I'm Baba Paramahansa Ravi.

I will be taking care
of you personally.

Please follow me.

You will start with our famous food ritual
in the Infinity.

There's no answer.

There is no answer in this room.

There is no answer in this room.

Yeah, you can wait
in the lobby if you want.

Lobby.

Lobby.

Yeah, lobby.

Good morning and welcome
to the Palace Hotel.

Please allow us to take care
of your coats

and your the luggage.

Yes.

So my name is Hansol Ricop
and I'm the manager.

Why don't you have something
to eat on the House?

Smoked salmon, caviar,
some oysters perhaps?

Where are you arriving from?

And from Chesky?

But you said ah,
is it a long way?

Very long.

Ah, changing trains?

Vienna the tourist.

You have soup.

Oh yes, a lot of soup.

Girls are cold.

Alvin and Roth
to warm them up.

Put some drumsticks in.

No,

Mr Siegel.

Remit Controversy for Tonya Mr
Toby to Retreat?

Maybe you sure can do.

That

problem.

She

said it there is any possibility
of eating.

Lee.

1st.

Oh fuck, we're on the front cover again.

Oh, why did you have to get
so carried away?

I didn't even have time
to dry my hair.

Scumbag.

It sucks.

All I ever write about,
day after day is how much.

Your girl inherit from me.

Come tomorrow.

Don't get so upset.

Puff your blood pressure.

Honey, you already took one
and without water.

That's better.

Here we go.

Go and tell him.

It might be easier for him
to hear from you.

Could I have a bottle
of a boulanger and two glasses?

Would you like anything else
with that, Sir?

Yeah, a couple of Hug
supermodels.

Not on the menu, Sir.

Your son is here.

Your son is here, son.

I don't have a son.

Tata.

At last.

Hey, hey, hey.

What?

Whoa.

Who the hell are you?

It's me.

I'm your son.

Bats.

Love.

Listen to me, asshole.

Stay the fuck away from me.

I'm going to call security
at We Came all the way

to See you from Chesky,

Butyou choose

what's beautiful so that
you can meet your family.

My family.

I don't have a family.

This this is your granddaughter's?

Ivanka.

I don't know you.

OK, so scrap.

They are twins.

We used artificial insemination.

I.

Dad, I write so many
letters to you.

Remember, I even sent
you wooden screw.

The fuck out of my face,
you clown.

And get out of here.

Incredible.

How can he be so inhuman
in the fruit of your college love

when you were in Prague for

two days?

Look, this is Mama back then.

Listen, you take one more step.

I want to bust your fucking nose
wide open.

Can you hear me?

You gave her a key chain
that said chapter left.

I've never been to Prague.

I don't even know
what Prague is, OK?

You, Sir, are heartless.

And on a day like this,
do you have a light, sweetheart?

Please, please, please,
this must be calm.

In private, please.

There are other guests.

Papa is nervous.

It must be a short for him.

You must give him some time.

Don't worry.

Mr Dallas Mascot is wandering
around outside the gringo.

Get it out of here immediately.

Come.

Come.

OK.

Sorry.

Yeah, you will be comfortable
here for now.

At the moment it's peaceful

and then we will see.

Oh my God.

My brain was a.

Nobody.

Can I help you Sir?

Thank you.

Good afternoon, Sir.

I have an appointment with Mr Crush
in the lobby bar.

Mr Crush?

I don't know Mr Crush personally.

Perhaps someone
could leave me to him.

Certainly.

Mr Gresham.

Follow him.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Mr Crutch.

Let's take a long,
long Have a seat.

I was afraid I might not recognise you
from your photos, from my photos.

Well, I have pride myself
on being thorough,

but the bank always wants
a thorough background

check on prospective clients.

I mean,

background cheques are.

I mean, I'd expect nothing less,
believe me.

Listen, I know you got
to run back to your office,

but today is a very special day.

You'll have to drop
a champagne with me.

Yes, please.

There we go.

I shouldn't.

Of course, first.

Very grateful for the invitation,
Mr Crush.

I was here once when I was 7.

My whole first grade class came
and we met Father Christmas.

I always wanted to come back again.

Did you bring that little thing
we discussed?

Well, that's the thing,
Mr Crush.

I ran another check on your portfolio
right after we spoke this morning.

The numbers don't entirely up.

You see there seems to be
a difference of 3030.

Computers all over the world
are about to crash

because of a difference of zeros.

They're going to read 2000 zeros,

all these zeros, 000 zeros there.

The whole world
is going to be 0.

So an extra zero or two.

Who's going to notice?

I do.

I mean, it's my job
to notice those things.

I've been a bank auditor
for 31 years exactly now.

By this time tomorrow.

Will be two of the richest men
on the planet.

All right, should we drink
to that thrust?

You know what,

the walls have ears in here.

Why don't we go out
on the terrace?

In

people's minds, New Year's.

One precise moment,
the stroke of midnight.

That's fine.

But midnight?

Where?

In Tokyo?

In Hawaii?

Right here.

New Year's is a bust.

Out 24 fucking hours,
Caspar.

So listen to me.

You do your part.

And this afternoon
the rest is easy.

The funds get wired to London
and to New York.

LA Honolulu.

Each time reaching its destination
earlier than it was sent.

Well, I suppose if the credit
was locked prior to the debit,

assuming the amount clears

before.

Budget.

We're travelling back
in time thus far like.

A science fiction thriller?

Right.

We put this tired old century
in suspended animation, all right?

And then boom.

2000 hits.

Bang, it's again.

It's again.

The whole system resets.

OK, thank you Y2K.

That's great brother.

A little bit of money
got in my life,

a little bit of

my side,

a

little bit of freedom.

A little bit of

Mary all night long.

A little bit of

Jessica.

Here I am.

A little

bit of you makes me your.

How are you?

I am plumber Mr
coordered me to the what?

I put grass in your toilet.

A truly magnificent idea.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Would you like something to drink?

Monsieur.

Would you like something to drink?

No.

We said we let you.

Oh my God, the boots.

The boots.

Take off the boots.

Coming.

What happened?

There's no borders.

Mr Miley needs
a doctor right away.

Doctor.

Thank you very much.

Oh.

Thank you, Madam.

What is your name, girl?

Tech bullies, Big pop.

Pop.

Yes.

Dog likes play, yes.

I beg your pardon?

Nice dog you have.

Where did you find that?

That's not mine.

Hotels, you never know,
was slept in your room the night before.

Drop it.

OK, I I go.

You better go now, OK?

Happy New Year, Carol.

Do you too, Madam?

Happy New Year.

Is there a special party
for the staff downstairs?

No, just work all night.

And what is the drain
in my bathroom?

Cracked up at

4:00 in the morning.

I would be there.

Then be

Doctor Lima.

Are you acquainted with
our favourite artist,

Mr Minetti?

Yes.

He may be there at the bar.

Darling boy, how I miss you.

Sir.

Didn't

I see you on television, dear?

Have a seat.

Let me get a drink.

I can't.

I have so much going on downstairs.

Come on.

Not even a little one.

Okay.

Maybe I deserve a little one.

Of course you do.

Here we go to the year 2000.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

So.

I would love to wear a bandage
of the big party tonight.

Well, we'll have to put
something on it.

And you will look like
this actor from the movie.

You know, the actor, the actor
with the bandage on the nose.

What was the name of the movie?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Speak.

Of course there is coming
one from the road.

Yes, a quick one.

And maybe you should have another one,

a double

double.

But I just.

So let's get it over with.

Oh.

You must have leave the doctor
more than once, right?

Never.

Such a case.

Do you write your own film script?

Yeah, I do sometimes.

I used to be a producer.

OK.

This bit won't hurt.

I just need to measure
the bone displacement.

Relax, Think of something pleasant.

Maybe your next film project.

I will warn you
before I do anything.

Did you know that bats have
a bone in their penis?

In your line of work,
it could prove invaluable.

It's so dark in here,
thought You like looking at me?

Oh,

how beautiful.

Oh, it's a big pepper.

I have

Star from the Heaven.

Just for you.

The world's most precious necklace

from our most precious Princess

At 10 rounds.

It's

your hair.

Do I get my blowjob or what?

Testing 1-2, three.

Testing, Testing 1-2 three.

5-10 years.

Are you enjoying your oysters?

I enjoy my my wife also.

The disco will open here very soon.

But I have a quiet place
for you for a while

and then we will see again.

I guess you're very kind,
Mr Hunts willikop.

Yes, I told you.

While and then we will find
a better place.

They like it here,

I thought so.

I have twin girls myself.

How old

grown up?

Can I do anything else for you?

I would very much
like to call Mama.

Lovely.

Good.

No problem.

You can use my phone.

I thank you.

I will be very quick.

No, no.

You can take as much time
as you need.

Mommy, Mommy,
a hoist is another shit.

That's

no,

no, no, no.

Money.

Supposed to?

Thank you, Mr Godfrey.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Are you OK?

Puff honey,

what's the matter?

I'll throw it to my sleep.

Oh my God

Oh my God.

Go.

Yeah.

OK.

No.

Hello, this is Mrs Dallas.

May I speak to Mr Cobbs, please?

No, no, hold on.

No, that's all right.

I'm not going anywhere.

Miss Fauci.

Oh my God, what happened here?

A guest tried to flush his banking history
down the toilet.

His banking history?

More by 2K.

Madness.

Miss Rauchy, do you know
about this Czech family?

You made sure the whole hotel
knows about the Mr Cope.

You have to find a place for them
to see Mr Cope

on a day like this.

I can't perform miracles,
I know,

but just put 4 mattresses
in the quiet corner, would you please?

Yes.

Speak.

I'm coming.

Who is it?

Oh, it's me, Madam
Hansolikov.

Are you alone?

Yes, I'm in.

I'm in the bedroom.

Come closer, please.

Good evening, What can I do for you?

Martha told me you're someone
who can be trusted.

Can I trust you?

Of course you can trust me.

You promise?

Absolutely.

I'm in a terrible predicament.

You are the only person
who can help me, I guess.

My darling husband is going,

oh God, he left you.

He's gone on your wedding anniversary.

No, no, he's gone forever.

Just as our happiness
was reaching a climax.

At least, I think so.

Anyway.

No, no, he's definitely gone.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

This, this is, this is,
this is terrible.

You see?

I mean, how did it fit?

It did it, isn't it?

I can't seem to part
with him, of course.

Of course.

I'm so sorry.

I can only imagine
how you feel right now.

That's not what I'm getting at.

Back in Texas,

they'd say my husband died
in the saddle and I can't seem.

I smile.

Oh, God, Oh, God.

I called the ambulance right away.

No, no, no, no, no.

Just just get

me off.

Please.

Please.

OK, very well,
just give me a moment.

I absolutely understand your situation

and I'll be back right away, OK?

Uh.

Really.

Professor.

And happy New Year.

I've been advised of an effective way
out of such a situation.

Would you mind exposing part
of your act on?

It would be better if you close
your eyes right now.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr Cop.

Really, from the bottom of my heart.

Well,

should I start making arrangements?

Well, no, no, no, please

not not yet.

There's another delicate matter.

Yes.

OK.

No one else can know
about this until midnight.

Till midnight.

For religious reasons.

You obviously don't read
the tabloids.

No, I try not to.

For legal reasons.

No, no, wait.

No.

It's a technicality.

I don't understand.

Today's our wedding anniversary.

Yes, of course we sang the song

And then there was the Penguin.

According to the will,
I stand to inherit everything,

but only after we've been married

a full year.

Everything.

Everything.