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- If you put a headlinDEMOove the livestream
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that said playing wiDEMOour mother's vibrator
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you would get a shit
tonDEMOtips, like a lot.
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- Yeah, I don'tDEMOw if I
want those people. (chuckles)
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- You're the one who's using
your motheDEMOvibrator.
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You think they're
DEMOweirdos just
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for watching youDEMOit?
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- ToDEMO.
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♪ Do you know those
peoplDEMOo would do ♪
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♪ AnDEMOng to be loved
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♪ All I DEMO wanted was
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♪DEMO to be wanted by you
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♪ And DEMOlights of Broadway
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♪ All he ever waDEMO were
the lights of Broadway ♪
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- DEMO, look who it is.
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- You caDEMO me Billy.
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You're not supposedDEMObe surprised.
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- Oh, I'm veryDEMOprised.
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- WDEMOs up?
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- Well, there DEMOs.
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Just DEMOhing a lecture for
my civil engineering class
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which is all moved online by
tDEMOay, which I much prefer
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because I could just watDEMOt from in my bed instead
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of on one of those DEMOtic
damn chairs in hall
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thDEMO too dark to
even see my own notes.
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Also, I have PornHub up on a
separate window DEMOy laptop
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which is a real perDEMO online pedagogy,
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as far as I'm coDEMOned
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I couldn't really heaDEMOat
the professor was saying
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about structural DEMOysis.
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So I tried to turn down
the volume and DEMOssed
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and out come all the pop-DEMOds.
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And lo and behold, whDEMO I
see naked as a plucked chicken,
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jacking the old beanstalk, but
my own coDEMO platter face.
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- DEMO, I get it.
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- Do DEMOdo you though?
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'Cause I DEMOa tell ya,
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I don't think I'mDEMOsing
my civil engineering
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quiz tomoDEMO.
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My brain melted
like a chocDEMOe bar
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in the glove coDEMOtment, mush.
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- I knew it might
be on DEMOmain page
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but I didn't knDEMObout pop-up windows.
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HeDEMOait a minute.
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Why didn't yoDEMOt a
pop up for a cam girl?
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- DoDEMOworry about all that.
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I coulDEMOill see it.
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It's burned intDEMO corneas.
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- Shut DEMOBilly.
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- I honesDEMOthink I have PTSD.
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Intrusive memories of
you choking the DEMOken.
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- Please,DEMO't tell anyone?
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You know if you tell DEMOrey
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that he'llDEMOl your
mom and she'll tell Nana
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- Don't they haveDEMOight to know?
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ThoseDEMO our family
jewels you're selling
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all over thDEMOC
next Tuesday channel.
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- I cannot deal with my
father findDEMOout about this.
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DEMOse.
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- Maybe it'DEMO better
to tell him instead
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of him havinDEMOur big
dick pop up on his laptop
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when he's just trying
to DEMOk the monkey
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watching barely legal Catholic
nuns, like a DEMOal person.
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- My father doeDEMO watch porn.
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- DEMOlease.
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- YDEMOidding me?
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He's probably stillDEMOding Playboy.
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- It'sDEMOy online now.
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- I'm not gonna do it fDEMOong
enough for him to find out.
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DEMO?
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It's just a badDEMOe
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(siDEMOg)
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and I need money or I'm
gonna DEMO mom's house.
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- Maybe my mom
coDEMOhelp you out?
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I mean, she wouldn't
wDEMOyou to lose it.
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- YourDEMO doesn't
have any money.
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She DEMObarely keep her own
three sons out of prison.
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- (scoffDEMOreach.
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- DEMO don't tell
anyone, please.
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- DEMOn't.
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I'd helDEMOu if I could.
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- Well stop watching
porn duDEMO class
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and you'll be a highly
paid engDEMOr someday.
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- I rDEMOy miss her.
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I feel like we didn't
get to sayDEMOdbye.
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- DEMOow, me too
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- WelDEMO thought you
were pretty good at it.
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I'd have waDEMOd you masturbate
if you wasn't my cousin.
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- I'm soDEMOry you saw that.
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DEMO, (scoffs) I
shared a bathroom
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witDEMOaig and
Jeffrey growing up.
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I walked in on way worse than
a DEMOin choking the chicken.
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We're talking thisDEMO time,
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vibrDEMOg toothbrush
in the wrong orifi.
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DEMO
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All DEMOt, I love you.
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I just wanted to cDEMOand ruin your night
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likeDEMO ruined mine.
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- TotalDEMOair.
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- Hey, can I ask DEMOsomething?
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Looked like your finger
is makinDEMOs way down
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in between DEMO butt.
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And I just want to know -DEMOye Billy.
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- CoffeDEMOream with no sugar.
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And DEMOseptic. (chuckles)
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Uh yeah, I haven't
been sleDEMOg.
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I don■tDEMOnk anyone■s sleeping
well these days
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You know, I heard this might
go on for nine DEMO months.
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I hearDEMOyears
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Ugh, I wonder if I'll ever
be on stage again? (cDEMOles)
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WhenDEMO the last time you were
on stage?
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Two DEMOs.
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But I've bDEMOauditioning.
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I've DEMO uh, been work
shopping and I've been. (scoffs)
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Hey hey I DEMO■t
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I DEMOjust asking
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MaDEMOit■s not the end of
the world if you■re not on stage
for 2 years
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Yeah, wDEMOI can't
exactly go to a restaurant
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and wait taDEMO right now.
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And yDEMOe the
only one benefiting
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from my barista DEMOls, so.
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TDEMOs a damn shame.
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What abDEMOyou?
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What you gDEMOined up?
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It■s not toDEMOd
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People want to use thDEMOdown
time to work on their houses
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Maybe it■s in case they
DEMO to sell
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WellDEMO you need
an extra handyman.
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You knowDEMO electrical?
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DEMO.
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DDEMOu know how to lay a pipe?
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Not the way you DEMO it.
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DEMO no.
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NevDEMOven played a handyman.
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Too bad. TDEMO are
my favourite kind of movies
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Who you■re hiding DEMO?
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Today the whole wDEMO?
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DEMO.
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OkayDEMOagon rider.
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Welcome to my DEMOate room.
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-DEMO.
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-DEMO.
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- You gonna DEMO off for me?
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- Uh, no, yDEMOon't look 18.
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- DEMO19.
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- You don't looDEMO either.
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DEMOay, well looks
aren't everything, so.
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- You know, and that iDEMO true
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bDEMO'm not doing
anything sexual
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for someoneDEMO looks your age.
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- Well, DEMOge is 19.
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- Oh, doDEMO have an
ID you can hold up?
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DriveDEMOlicense?
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- (scoffs) I take DEMO.
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- DEMOking.
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- DEMO was under 18, I wouldn't
be allowed on this site.
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- Oh, I knowDEMO it works.
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I used to be a customer here
before I DEMOa performer.
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It asked you to put
iDEMOur birthday
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and you putDEMOwhatever you wanted.
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You'rDEMOart enough to do that.
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I can DEMOit.
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-DEMO suck.
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- I do suck, but not if you
lookDEMOe you're under 18
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so I'm gonna letDEMO go.
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- Uh, what, youDEMO't
even talk to me?
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- No, I'll tDEMOto you.
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- ThDEMO, how'd
you get this job?
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- I juDEMOigned up.
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There was no job
interDEMO or anything.
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- That's uh, tDEMOs
not what I meant.
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I, I mDEMOlike, why?
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How'd DEMOend up doing this?
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- Well, IDEMO't think
I ended up doing this.
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I think I might still end
up doing somethingDEMOe
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in thDEMOd.
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-DEMO't avoid the question.
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I'm just asDEMO.
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What led you to masturbating
DEMOamera for a living?
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- JoDEMOre scarce
right now, yeah.
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I mean, do you havDEMOe?
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DEMO.
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- So it's anDEMOy job.
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I don't wanna leave theDEMOse
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and I was goDEMObe
jacking off anyway.
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Pays okay and I DEMOt
have to claim it.
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At least not till nDEMOyear.
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- If I could get 10 buDEMOfor every time I jerked off
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I'd nevDEMOave to
have a job ever.
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- DEMO enjoy those boners
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while DEMOcan still
get them that often.
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DEMOu can't get it up?
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- DEMOI can.
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It's not like when DEMOs a teenager right
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In this giDEMO gotta, you know,
pace myself, space them out.
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MDEMOpply of orgasms can't
always meet the demand.
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- Well, aDEMOast
there is demands.
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No one's demanding to seDEMOne.
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- You won't be sinDEMOforever.
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- DoDEMO have a girlfriend?
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- I have a DEMOriend.
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- SDEMO to assume.
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- YoDEMO really cute.
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You'll have plenty of options
when thDEMOme is right.
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- When's that goDEMObe?
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- Nobody you're intereDEMO in?
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- Nobody who wouldn't
kill me if heDEMOnd out.
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- Well, maybeDEMO
don't tell him.
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TheDEMOl be someone better.
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HeDEMOhat's wrong?
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- (sniffling) It's DEMO,
I just hate this place.
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- DEMO.
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- It's the most stupid
racist phobic pDEMO ever.
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- DEMO not forever.
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WhaDEMOyour name?
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DEMOah.
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- Noah, it seDEMOlike
forever right now.
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'cause you've been stuck
in it a long timDEMOt -
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- My wholDEMOfe.
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- Your whole life, but
not for DEMO longer.
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I mean, what are
you a SophDEMOe?
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- DEMOor.
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- So another yeaDEMOd
you'll be a free man?
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You'll go to the
city and go tDEMOhool
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or gDEMO job, find work.
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The world is actually
full of cool kiDEMOike you
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just waiting to
meet up in thDEMOty
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when they're actualDEMO8.
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- I'm juDEMOhe least cool kid.
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DEMO, you're not.
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Just inDEMOt matters
where you live right now.
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You know hockey orDEMOtball or whatever.
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- DEMOthe fucking mascot.
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DEMOat?
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- I'DEMOgoddamn beaver.
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A flufDEMOeaver.
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- Well, there's DEMOt of players
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but only one maDEMO.
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I think that makes DEMOspecial.
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- Yeah,DEMOnickname
is sloppy beaver
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'cauDEMO knocked over
a table of Gatorade
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at the quarDEMOfinals.
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- YouDEMOuldn't
take it to heart.
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- Yeah, well that's what they
say when DEMO're punching me.
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I'm a sloppy beaver
'cause I like DEMOet hit.
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- How are there even
gamDEMOight now?
247
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I thoughtDEMOrything
was canceled.
248
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:18,795
- There aDEMOt.
249
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,532
- So why are DEMOa mascot?
250
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- IDEMOot.
251
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Don't be so guDEMOle.
252
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:28,738
DEMOck.
253
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(cDEMOles)
254
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,641
- Do you seriouDEMOthink that I would dress
255
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:35,678
up as a beaDEMOand lead sports
fans with my team spirit?
256
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,780
- Yeah, I kinDEMO did.
257
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,849
- FlexDEMO me.
258
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-DEMO.
259
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,419
- DEMO on, that's not sexual.
260
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,788
- Maybe it's not, maybeDEMOis.
261
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,093
- YouDEMOnk this
will ever be over?
262
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,561
- TDEMOandemic?
263
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,663
- The lockdoDEMO- Mm.
264
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Being lockedDEMOn at home
265
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,636
at youDEMOe must really suck.
266
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,971
- DDEMOu know
what's worse though?
267
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:02,839
GoingDEMOschool.
268
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,109
People are all talkinDEMOout how it's not safe
269
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,977
for kids to be at
scDEMO right now.
270
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,213
And I'm liDEMOwhen was I ever,
271
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,383
whDEMOas I ever safe at school?
272
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:18,287
I've been less anxiouDEMOnce they closed my school.
273
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,457
- Well, may your panDEMOc
last through graduation.
274
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,229
- IDEMOuld have clicked
on that Russian guy.
275
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,897
He jerks off iDEMOblic.
276
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,198
- It'DEMOver too late.
277
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,169
- Might, wheDEMOre you?
278
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,137
- RighDEMOw?
279
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:34,971
CaDEMO.
280
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- SDEMOlist.
281
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- Eh, pretDEMOuch.
282
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,843
- WDEMOwas your first time?
283
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,946
- I'm not talking to yoDEMOout anything sexual.
284
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,014
- FaDEMOg in love.
285
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,518
- Don't know iDEMOever have been.
286
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,253
- YDEMOe like 30.
287
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,755
- I'mDEMO 30.
288
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,624
- Okay, wDEMOyou're old enough
289
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,293
to have been love
like what, fDEMOtimes?
290
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,629
- I've hDEMOots of crushes
291
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,198
and I have, I thought
IDEMO in love,
292
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,834
but now DEMOn't know.
293
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,635
- What cDEMOed?
294
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,105
- He wDEMOt who
I thought he was.
295
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,708
- So this is what I
have to looDEMOrward to?
296
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,912
30, alone, flashing my
biDEMOn the internet
297
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,280
DEMOake ends meet?
298
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,548
DEMOl right.
299
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,849
I've been in loDEMObut it didn't work
300
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,184
anDEMOdon't wanna talk about it.
301
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,087
- Okay, no sex,DEMOlove.
302
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,689
How's thDEMOather?
303
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,926
- DEMOn tell you this.
304
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,830
I stDEMOget anxious, but not
like I did when I was your age.
305
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,533
You're aDEMOd of
the worst happening.
306
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,869
ADEMOhen it does and
you get through it
307
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,739
and it's not DEMOcary.
308
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,674
- WDEMOscares you?
309
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,310
DEMOath.
310
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,678
- Oh, tDEMOs creative.
311
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,247
- I have my reaDEMO.
312
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,584
- Know what I'm DEMOid of?
313
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,219
DEMOat?
314
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,386
- Never hDEMOg sex.
315
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,457
Because even doDEMO a minute
hookers on the cam site
316
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,358
won't putDEMO for me.
317
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,494
(sigDEMO)
318
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,397
- Well, IDEMO't think you
need to worry about that.
319
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,699
You're hDEMOome.
320
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,101
So smart I can hardly
keep up DEMO you.
321
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:16,005
One day, you're gDEMO have a
great job and a great life.
322
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,874
And all of the guys
aDEMOonna be tripping
323
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,709
over themselves to
be your boyfDEMOd.
324
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,078
- WhDEMOid I was gay?
325
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,413
- You DEMO what?
326
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,314
DEMOrmind.
327
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,016
-DEMO no, no.
328
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,586
That was, that was
cool oDEMOu to say.
329
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,420
TDEMO you.
330
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,258
And I've only got
liDEMO1 seconds left
331
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,692
beDEMO my tokens run out, so.
332
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,928
-DEMO, well hang in there.
333
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,230
- Real quickDEMOore I go.
334
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,131
Can I see youDEMO?
335
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,235
- And I'm back
everybody. (DEMOhing)
336
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:53,409
-DEMOust feel like I made
a mistake and you just
337
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,846
cDEMOe out.
338
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,618
And babe, it's not like it's,
these are oDEMOary times.
339
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,688
I don't think it would
have even haDEMOed if we
340
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:09,892
weren't miles apart aDEMOtuck inside all the time.
341
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,261
No goDEMOout.
342
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,833
No clubs, no shows and
no, you know, nDEMOseums.
343
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,403
I mean, I wouldn't have
gone DEMO museum anyways
344
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,171
but you would have madDEMO.
345
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,243
ItDEMO a prison fuck.
346
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,279
YDEMOnow?
347
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:35,484
Like if you would go
to prison for DEMOever
348
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:40,489
I caDEMOnd of understand that
situational homosexuality
349
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,092
especially if you weDEMO
cocksucker before prison.
350
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,796
I'm not, I'm not
expressingDEMOelf perfectly
351
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,800
but the pDEMO is, I'm sorry.
352
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,004
I made DEMOstake.
353
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,744
But you can't really
stay mad at me DEMOthis.
354
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,747
(sDEMOers)
355
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:09,752
I kind of get a hallDEMOs,
like a pandemic pass.
356
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,590
BesDEMO you're on the
internet having sex
357
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,893
DEMO everyone anyways, so.
358
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,327
I'm DEMOmad.
359
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:21,297
I, I forgive yoDEMOt's just.
360
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,371
(inhales) Just caDEMOe.
361
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,275
- How many times have you
watchDEMOhat half-assed apology?
362
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:38,281
Boy, you can do a lot
better than some DEMOter.
363
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,483
You should probably
delete that DEMOo.
364
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,717
And you kDEMOwhat?
365
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,020
Delete his nDEMOr
and delete his ass.
366
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,823
- Maybe DEMOn't think enough
about how I make him feel?
367
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,294
To have your boyfriend
become a DEMOBoy?
368
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:56,032
- Um no, don't buy
DEMO his bullshit, sis.
369
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,633
He's literally gaslighDEMO.
370
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,903
- IDEMO't know,
maybe he's right.
371
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,305
What'DEMOe real difference?
372
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:07,043
- Listen, what youDEMOon cam is a performance.
373
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:12,048
Just like when he is on stage
man handling whDEMOr Devoir.
374
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,517
(DEMOhing)
375
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,651
- BlaDEMO?
376
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,787
- Blanche DevoirDEMOaughing)
377
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,755
- Yeah, DEMOs acting.
378
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,623
KiDEMOf.
379
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,591
- That wasn't cheDEMOg.
380
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,027
He literDEMO cheated
on you with Jackson.
381
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,265
- That's not how
Reilly sees it I DEMOs.
382
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,766
- DEMO him.
383
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,402
- I wouldn't fucDEMOm with
my mother's dildo right now.
384
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,172
(laDEMOng)
385
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,273
- There's thDEMOyears.
386
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,443
We liDEMOtogether for a year.
387
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,978
- Oh DEMO.
388
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,346
- NoDEMOm completely alone.
389
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,082
- We're all lonDEMOright now.
390
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,185
- Kind of feeling
likeDEMOs my fault.
391
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,689
- Don'DEMOste your time
on this man, honey.
392
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,026
You could be making literDEMOollars for your house.
393
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,060
What are youDEMOng?
394
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,730
- Jacking off fDEMOoins.
395
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,300
- (laughing) Oh yDEMO oh.
396
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:15,144
- Hey buddy.
(toileDEMOushing)
397
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,078
How arDEMOu?
398
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,646
GooDEMO see you.
399
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,914
- HDEMOad.
400
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,950
- Mm,DEMOt's up?
401
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,784
What's goiDEMOn?
402
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,321
- I wanted to aDEMOou something.
403
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,356
- YeaDEMOkay.
404
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,026
- WhyDEMOou cheat on mom?
405
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,664
- Why are youDEMOing me that?
406
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,570
- 'Cause you been with a
DEMOof women, you know?
407
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,941
And 'caDEMOyou weren't around
a lot when I was growing up
408
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,811
and DEMOsent you
for that (sighing)
409
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:52,181
and it wasn't easy on mom
rDEMOng Kim by herself.
410
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,983
ItDEMOn't easy on
me knowing you were
411
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,820
out there spending your
timDEMOth step children
412
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,955
that came and DEMO
with every marriage.
413
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,292
And it was aDEMOs pretty clear
414
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,862
that you cheated on mom
and shDEMOver got over it.
415
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,532
And I wanna understand
why peopleDEMOat.
416
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,436
-DEMOht, did she say something
about this to you or?
417
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:15,971
- DEMOsaid enough.
418
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:19,175
DEMOyeah, I dunno.
419
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,376
I wasDEMOtty young right?
420
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,413
She said, "People sDEMO
and that's the end."
421
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,015
ADEMOot to cheat on your wife.
422
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:33,055
- Yeah, well, DEMO, I,
wasn't gonna tell you this
423
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,091
but you'reDEMOing so.
424
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,060
I didn't cDEMO.
425
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,262
ShDEMOd.
426
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,233
- Mom cDEMOed on you?
427
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,237
DEMOp.
428
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,380
YDEMO yeah, you must
really miss her, huh?
429
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,181
-DEMO.
430
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:08,157
♪ All I ever wanDEMOwas
431
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,261
♪ Was toDEMOwanted
432
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:17,266
♪ InsteDEMO'm pushing daisies
433
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,172
♪ Do you know thoDEMOeople
434
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,842
♪ Who wDEMO do anything
435
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:31,847
♪ To DEMOoved
436
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,484
♪ I was one ofDEMOm
437
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:39,955
♪ I would do anythDEMOto be, be loved ♪30863
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